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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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Yeah, well --
Well, wait a minute, helen.
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Don't tell me.
Let me guess.
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A lemon pie.
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What?
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Apple crumb?
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Wow, better and better.
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Boy, this is gonna be a picnic.
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Oh, gomer's gonna look
After things for us.
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Right.
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Okay, I'll pick you up
Around noon.
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Bye.
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Well, so much
For the supply room.
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Now, there, of course,
Are your detention cells
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In case you need 'em.
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That's cell number one...
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Number one.
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And that's number two.
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Number two.
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One and two.
Check.
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Shazam, there's sure an awful
Lot to remember, barney.
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Sure is nice of ya
To help us out, gomer.
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Oh, glad to oblige,
Andy.
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Y'all don't get a chance
To get out too much.
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Now, try and remember
All these points
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Will ya, gomer?
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Cell number one
And number two.
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Mainly, just set
And answer the phone.
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Right.
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'bout all
There is to it.
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Uh, what the sheriff means
Is there's a lot more to it.
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I mean, performance
Of your regular duties
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Of communications,
Patrol coverage,
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Watchin' out
For stolen autos
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And, of course,
Cooperatin'
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With state and
Federal officials
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To provide
For the common defense
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Assure domestic tranquillity
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And maintain law and order
In the entire area.
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Mainly, just answer the phone.
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Andy, you can't
Have him takin' his
Duties too lightly.
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Remember, whoever
Sits in that chair
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Is the only law
West'a mount pilot.
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He'll do fine, barney.
Don't worry about it.
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Now, we're goin' on a picnic
With two lovely young girls
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And four lovely
Fried chickens.
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I'll see ya after a while.
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[ door opening and closing ]
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Have you got
Everything straight?
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Uh-huh.
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Are you sure?
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Don't worry, barn.
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Anybody does
Any law-breakin'
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I'll nab 'em and slap 'em
Right there in number one.
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That's not number one--
That's number two.
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One, two.
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I better write it down.
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Well, mr. Meldrim
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Don't tell me
You're openin' the bank
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On saturday morning.
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Yeah, yeah, I got a
Bank audit coming up.
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Seems like I-I been workin'
All hours the whole...
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[ sneezing and coughing ]
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Bless you.
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Thank you.
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You got a cold, too.
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Yeah, yeah, it's this
Workin' every night.
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Won't you be able to come
To the town picnic?
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Oh, no, no. The bank
Examiner's comin' today.
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Oh.
Oh, darn this key.
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It always sticks.
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Looks like
That's your man there.
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Huh? Ah.
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I'll see ya.
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Uh-huh.
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Every once in a while
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Take a walk
Through the business district.
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Check what's goin' on here
In the loop.
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Main thing
Is eternal vigilance.
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Hi, boys.
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Howdy.
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Today,
Things may look peaceful
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But remember, the weed of crime
Bears bitter fruit.
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Hold it!
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They're robbin'
The bank!
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There's two of 'em.
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One of 'em
In the getaway car.
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Stand back,
Stand back!
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Stand back?
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Come on, move, move.
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Be ready
With the handcuffs.
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Keep back. I don't want
Anybody hit by flyin' lead.
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Flyin' lead?
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All right,
Hold it right there!
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Come on,
Put up your hands.
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No tricks now.
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What is all this?
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Mr. Meldrim?
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Put that thing away.
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Mr. Meldrim, I...
I-I'm sorry
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I-I couldn't tell
From back there...
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The handkerchief
And everything--
I'm sorry...
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Hey, look!
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Barney just caught
Mr. Meldrim
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Trying to get
Into his own bank.
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Routine check,
That's all.
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Barney, let's
Hear it again--
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Where you say,
"Put up your hands."
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[ laughter ]
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All right,
Break it up.
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Break it up!
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You want
The handcuffs now, barney?
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[ laughter ]
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What's the trouble here?
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Why, uh, there's
No trouble here, sheriff.
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Your deputy single-handed
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Captured the president of
The bank, goin' into work.
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[ laughter ]
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All right,
That's all, that's all.
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Everybody, go on
About your business.
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Go on, now. Go on.
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Watch out for
That flyin' lead, barney.
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[ laughing ]
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Sorry, mr. Meldrim.
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[ sighing ]
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Boy, you sure
Couldn't ask for
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A better day
For a picnic.
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Yes, sir.
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Helen's made
An apple crumb pie,
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That on top of thelma lou's
Fried chicken...
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[ grunts ]
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...Boy, we'll be in for a strain
On the ol' suspender buttons.
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You know, andy, I...
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[ clears throat ]
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...I don't know
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If I'm gonna be able
To get away after all.
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Well, I-I really ought to be
Staying here.
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Darn paperwork's just been
Piling up something awful.
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You don't want to miss
The town picnic.
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Everybody's gonna be there.
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Yeah.
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Well, you go ahead.
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Me, I-I just wouldn't
Feel right.
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Not at the present time.
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You know --
Business before pleasure.
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[ chuckles ]
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Nothing to do
With that little, uh,
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Ruckus over at the bank?
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[ chuckling ] Well, no.
You kidding?
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Golly, no.
Of course not.
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No, it's just
The plain and simple fact
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That I got things here
Demanding my personal attention.
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I'm glad
It's not because of that,
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'cause you did
Exactly the right thing.
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Think what might have happened
If they had been bandits?
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Good lawmen
Can't afford to take chances.
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Not when
He's protecting others.
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And you think folks out there
Don't appreciate it,
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You know
What they're probably saying
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To one another right now?
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They're probably
Saying to one another,
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"Boy, that barney fife
Sure is on his toes.
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"Yes, sir,
The town's lucky to have
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Such a quick-thinking
Lawman."
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Now, that's what
They're telling one another.
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You really think so?
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Sure, I do.
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Well, you know...
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Maybe I could hold off
On this paperwork.
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The girls have been
Lookin' forward to goin'.
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You owe it to 'em.
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Yeah, you wouldn't
Wanna disappoint 'em.
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[ both laughing ]
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[ door opening ]
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Paw, is it true about
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Barney pullin' a gun
On mr. Meldrim at his bank?
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They're laughin'
About it down the street.
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Uh, ope, uh...
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Jeff and mr. Layton
Were tellin' the crowd.
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It musta been funny.
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Why don't you
Run on home?
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Did you really
Do it, barney?
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Barney's busy.
Run along, ope.
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Now, look, barney,
Be sensible about this.
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Just because a coupla
Ol' loafers ain't got
Anything better to do...
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Now you're
Just bein' silly.
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Nobody pays any
Attention to them two
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And you know it.
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Look, we'll go
On the picnic
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We'll get off
By ourselves
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And have our own
Private picnic.
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We'll have a
Good time, okay?
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[ indistinct conversation ]
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What about this place?
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It looks fine.
Don't you think, andy?
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Sure. This is fine.
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What do you think, barn?
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Oh, I don't know.
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It's still kinda close
To the others.
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It's no fun picnickin'
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Practically in the middle
Of times square.
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There's nobody in sight.
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Any further
And we'd be outta the county.
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This is fine.
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Maybe we can find a place
A little further up.
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I just don't like
To be trampled on, that's all.
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Well, now,
This is just fine.
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Come on, barn.
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Well...
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Okay.
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Now,
There you go.
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Ah.
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Mmm.
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Any customers
For some nice fried chicken?
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Just put up your hands.
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What'd you say?
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I mean, hands up.
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That is, I...Wh...
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Hey, listen, we don't
Wanna eat just yet, do we?
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I know what let's do.
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Let's go exploring
The ol' mine caves.
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Oh, great idea.
Huh?
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Got the flashlights
And everything.
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Good.
No, no, no.
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We haven't been in there
Since we was young'uns.
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Well, you go ahead.
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I'll just sit here
And wait for ya.
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Well, come on, helen.
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Let's you and me go.
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Barney fife,
You are really something.
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You really are.
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What's the matter?
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You said you wanted
To go on a picnic.
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All right,
We're on a picnic.
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Some picnic--
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Sittin' around
With a wet blanket
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Way out
In the middle of nowhere.
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[ sighs ]
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There it is, up yonder.
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There.
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Mm-mm.
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Not afraid of the dark,
Are ya?
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Well, you've
Got a flashlight.
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Yeah, but if we find
A nice comfy place in there
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The batteries
Might run down.
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[ both laughing ]
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Come on.
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[ distant echoing ]
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Funny how things seem different
When you were younger.
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This place used to seem
As big as all outdoors.
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Think maybe it shrunk?
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Or maybe you got bigger.
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It's kinda spooky,
Isn't it?
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Yeah. Wanna go back?
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No. It's kinda fun.
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00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:11,745
Okay, come on.
262
00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:18,385
I didn't realize this
Went on and on like this.
263
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,820
Oh, yeah.
264
00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,822
You know what
They used to call this place
265
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,356
When I was a boy?
266
00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,092
No, what?
They used to call it
Lost lovers' cave.
267
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,126
Oh, really?
Yeah.
268
00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,795
Story goes, this, uh
269
00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,730
These two indian lovers
Came in here, and got separated
270
00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:31,965
And never did
Come back out again.
271
00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:35,135
Today, if somebody calls out,
A voice will answer.
272
00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,303
Oh, come on, andy.
273
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:37,370
Oh, yeah, look.
274
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,839
Where are you?
275
00:10:38,872 --> 00:10:41,942
[ echoing ] Where are you?
Where are you?
276
00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,276
Andy.
277
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,213
Yeah, see, this indian boy
And girl came in here
278
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,782
And they got
About halfway in
279
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,250
And he turned to her
280
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:53,854
And he said, "Ugh,
We better get outta here."
281
00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,756
And she replied, "How."
282
00:10:55,789 --> 00:11:00,327
And he said, "That's what
I'd like to know, 'how?'"
Oh, andy.
283
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,729
Where are you?
284
00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,931
[ echoing ]
Where are you?
285
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,265
[ giggling ] You.
286
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,399
This'll be fun.
287
00:11:06,433 --> 00:11:08,802
You can't just
Sit around like that.
288
00:11:08,836 --> 00:11:10,470
Oh, all right.
289
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,873
Come on, let's get inside.
290
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,317
I don't like
This whole idea.
291
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,786
I don't like it at all.
292
00:11:25,819 --> 00:11:27,020
I never did like caves.
293
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,722
Oh, barney,
Stop worrying.
294
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:30,758
You know what you find
In caves? Bats.
295
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,726
Barney!
That's right, bats.
296
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,027
Know what they do?
297
00:11:34,061 --> 00:11:36,730
Fly in your hair,
Lay eggs, and you go crazy.
298
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,798
[ laughing ]
299
00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,432
All right, laugh.
It's happened.
300
00:11:39,466 --> 00:11:41,735
You want a head
Fulla bat eggs? I don't.
301
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,236
What are you
Worryin' about?
302
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,237
You got on a hat.
303
00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,405
Yeah, well...
Oh, come on.
304
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,774
Wait a minute!
305
00:11:46,807 --> 00:11:48,742
I heard one!
Quick, cover your head!
306
00:11:48,776 --> 00:11:51,444
What in the world...?
Cover your head!
307
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:54,014
Oh, barney, look,
It's just a moth.
308
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,282
Yeah, well...
309
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,785
You don't want a moth
In your hair, either.
310
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,886
They lay moth eggs.
311
00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,887
Oh, come on.
312
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,288
You go crazy
From that, too.
313
00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:02,289
[ giggling ]
314
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,324
[ clattering ]
315
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,461
Wait a minute, listen!
316
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:12,499
Don't tell me you heard
One of the lost lovers?
317
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,801
No, listen!
318
00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,002
[ rumbling ]
319
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,169
What's that?
320
00:12:16,203 --> 00:12:18,238
[ roaring rumbling ]
321
00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:21,741
Andy!
Keep movin'.
322
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,314
What's that?
323
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:28,782
It's a slide!
324
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,183
Get out, quick!
325
00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:35,856
[ gasping ]
326
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,457
It was close.
327
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,192
It sure was.
328
00:12:39,226 --> 00:12:40,928
[ laughing ]
329
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:41,929
Andy...
330
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,563
Andy. Helen.
Oh.
331
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,800
Andy, helen,
Are you in there?!
332
00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:49,136
Barney, you don't think...?
333
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,171
Andy, can you hear me?!
334
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:53,306
Andy?! Can you hear me?!
335
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:57,044
Hold on! Don't worry!
We'll get ya out!
336
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,420
They can't be. They...
337
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:09,356
They just can't.
338
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,091
I'm afraid so.
339
00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,093
They're in there.
340
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,128
They're buried alive!
341
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:25,272
Oh, andy!
342
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,339
Take it easy.
343
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,875
Well, look at that.
344
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:29,542
We can't get out of there.
345
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,611
How are we going
To get --
346
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:32,980
Steady, steady.
347
00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:45,092
We're really blocked up.
348
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:48,862
We can't go that way.
349
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,431
Have to see if we can't
Go another way.
350
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:53,366
Oh, andy,
I'm frightened.
351
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,435
Nothing
To be frightened of.
352
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,637
Nothing to be
Frightened about.
353
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:01,441
I was kind of looking
For a nice dark place.
354
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:05,245
Never expected quite
This much cooperation.
355
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,148
Let's see what
This leads to.
356
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250
Come on.
357
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,923
I'll go back to the office
And get the emergency equipment.
358
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,657
Now, you run down
To the picnic grounds
359
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,927
And round up
Every able-bodied man you can.
360
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,929
Now, hurry!
There's not a second to lose!
361
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:23,130
Oh, barney!
362
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,231
Andy, hold on!
We'll get you out!
363
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:29,369
I think we're out.
364
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,905
Yeah, we're out.
365
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,340
Come on.
366
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,576
There we are.
367
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,345
There we are.
368
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:39,412
Oh.
369
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,050
Boy, I never did know
370
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:46,153
That tunnel led all the way
Out to the other side.
371
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:48,355
Oh, am I glad
To be out of there.
372
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,990
Oh, boy.
373
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:52,092
Look at you, andy.
Do I look as bad as you do?
374
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,093
You look nice.
375
00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,962
A little dirty,
But nice.
376
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,597
Andy, I've got to get
Out of these clothes.
377
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:58,698
I can't go back
378
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,068
And let anybody
See me like this.
379
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,236
Yeah, we better
Get back to town
380
00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:04,471
And get cleaned up.
381
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,942
Road's right up there.
Come on.
382
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,616
Hey, we're in luck.
383
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,251
Helen: oh!
384
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,988
We can hook a ride
Back to town.
Thank heaven.
385
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,089
We better hurry
Before some of them
386
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,957
Start missing us
And worrying.
387
00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,600
Ride into town?
388
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:42,709
[ country fiddle music playing ]
389
00:15:42,742 --> 00:15:44,244
Be with you
In a jiffy, andy.
390
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,246
Okay.
391
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,531
Am I glad
To be out of this.
392
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,633
Wow, that's
Some improvement.
Thank you.
393
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,168
I better get home
394
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:09,636
And get on some clean clothes
And wash my face.
395
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,404
I want to put this
In the washer.
396
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,106
Man 1:
We interrupt this program
397
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,774
To bring you a special news
Bulletin.
398
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:17,210
Newsman: here's the latest
On that earth slide
399
00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,679
Which is believed to have
Trapped two persons in a cave
400
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,314
At the town picnic in mayberry.
401
00:16:21,348 --> 00:16:23,383
Deputy barney fife
Of the sheriff's department
402
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,087
Has organized the entire town
In a mammoth rescue operation.
403
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,721
Under his guidance,
404
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,124
Those at the scene are digging
With makeshift tools
405
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,393
While he is rushing
Additional manpower
406
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,562
And equipment
To the disaster scene.
407
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,298
More details will be reported
As they come in.
408
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,633
I didn't think anybody knew
About the slide.
409
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,270
I reckon barney
Must have discovered it.
410
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,772
Poor barney --
Going to all that trouble.
411
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:47,074
Bless his heart.
412
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,341
I'm so embarrassed.
413
00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:50,710
I never dreamed
They'd make such a fuss.
414
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:51,811
We better call
415
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,780
And let them know
We're all right.
416
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:54,814
Would you get me
417
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,449
The sheriff's office,
Please.
418
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,484
Hey, wait a minute.
419
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:58,785
What's the matter?
420
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,820
You were just saying
How embarrassed you feel.
421
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,622
I was thinking
How embarrassed
422
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,591
Barney's going to feel
When we pop up.
423
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,826
That ribbing he took
At the bank this morning
424
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,129
Won't hold a candle
To what he's in for now.
425
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:11,264
Leading the whole town
In a rescue operation
426
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,765
When there's nobody
To be rescued.
427
00:17:12,799 --> 00:17:17,270
Well, I guess there's
Just got to be somebody in there
428
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,172
To be rescued.
429
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:22,142
I was hoping
You might think of that.
430
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,776
Well, let me
Go slip
431
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:26,279
Into something
Uncomfortable.
432
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:28,715
Hello?
433
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,784
Sarah, didn't you just ring
The sheriff's office?
434
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:32,819
Oh.
435
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,354
Then they changed
Their mind.
436
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,189
Folks do that
Sometimes.
437
00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:38,391
Oh, sarah, how's
Your mama's hip?
438
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:39,559
Is it all mended
439
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:42,095
After that fall
At the bowling alley?
440
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,463
Well, bless her heart.
441
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,265
Tell her gomer
Says hey.
442
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,399
Right.
443
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,235
Gomer, will you
Get off that phone?
444
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:51,171
Well, somebody just called
And I was just....
445
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:54,141
Gomer, there are two people
Trapped in a cave.
446
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,476
I'm in charge
Of a rescue operation.
447
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:58,711
Now I've got to move,
Do you understand?
448
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,113
Okay, barn.
449
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,783
I never will forget the time
450
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,819
My cousin goober got hisself
Lost in a cave.
451
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,521
He was tracking a skunk
452
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:11,424
And he followed that skunk
Into the cave.
453
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:14,727
And he got all twisted
And turned around and lost.
454
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,229
Do you know what he done?
455
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,430
He just kept following
456
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,698
And sniffing
457
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:20,833
And that skunk led him
Right back out again.
458
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:23,703
Lanterns, shovel, pickax,
Crowbar, two-by-four.
459
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,804
Poor goober.
460
00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:26,306
Had to burn
His clothes.
461
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,275
Wouldn't nobody
Come near him.
462
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,910
You know the only one
Who would come near him?
463
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,345
What else?
What else?
464
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:33,480
The skunk.
465
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,148
What are you
Talking about?
466
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,216
About goober.
467
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:37,884
He made a pet
Out of the skunk.
468
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,352
Wasn't you listening?
469
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,588
About the time goober
Got lost in a cave?
470
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,790
Gomer, two people
Are trapped in a cave
471
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:46,526
And you stand there yakking
About your stupid cousin goober.
472
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,195
I'm sorry, barn.
473
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,696
Get on that phone
And see
474
00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:52,332
If you can get ahold
Of some more volunteers.
475
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:56,236
First help me get these things
In the squad car.
476
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:59,372
We're going to have
To make two trips.
477
00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:00,707
He ain't stupid.
478
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:01,741
What?
479
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,177
My cousin goober
Ain't stupid.
480
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,746
He's ugly,
But he ain't stupid.
481
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,316
He's ugly,
But he ain't stupid.
482
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,618
You ready?
483
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,520
You look wonderful.
484
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,621
Oh, yeah.
485
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,722
Let's go.
486
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,629
Hey, come on!
Come on, hop to it!
487
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:25,632
Dig with anything
You can lay hands on.
488
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,234
Jud, you better
Go on back
489
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,302
To town and get more men
And equipment.
490
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,604
All right, come on, move.
Let's go, everybody.
491
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,805
Here, take the shovel.
492
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,309
Are you sure
This is the place?
493
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,510
I think so.
494
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,811
Over there.
That looks like it.
495
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,313
Oh, good girl.
496
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,849
Let's hope
We're in time.
497
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,417
Attention.
498
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,785
Attention.
499
00:19:45,818 --> 00:19:50,290
This is deputy barney fife
Speaking.
500
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:52,725
This is an emergency.
501
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:55,728
Repeat: an emergency.
502
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:59,632
Approach the cave entrance
Slowly.
503
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,700
Slowly!
504
00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,435
Do not panic.
505
00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:04,704
Repeat: do not panic.
506
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:07,974
We need all available
Digging tools.
507
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:12,512
Sheriff taylor and miss crump
Need your assistance.
508
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:15,548
Now is the time
For all good men
509
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:18,885
To come to the aid
Of their neighbor.
510
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:22,555
Repeat: now is the time
For all good men
511
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:25,925
To come to the aid
Of their neighbor.
512
00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,993
Oh!
513
00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:29,696
You all right?
514
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,030
Fine.
515
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:32,965
You sure?
516
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,501
Yeah.
517
00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:43,876
How's it going?
518
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,812
A awful lot
Of dirt to move.
519
00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:48,648
All right, you men
Get in there and spell him.
520
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,782
Come on, let's go.
521
00:20:49,816 --> 00:20:51,818
Any sounds
From the other side?
522
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,320
Nope. Nothing.
523
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,622
Look, barney,
You sure they
Went in there?
524
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:56,723
What do you mean?
525
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,890
I mean this might be
526
00:20:57,924 --> 00:20:59,959
Another one
Of your wild goose chases.
527
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:01,761
If you don't want to help, don't
528
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,463
But don't get
In the way.
529
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:22,582
We're through!
530
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:23,683
We're through!
531
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,884
[ men cheering ]
532
00:21:32,759 --> 00:21:34,661
Barney: andy?
533
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:38,565
Helen, can you hear me?
534
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:42,702
Andy, helen, are you in there?
535
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,440
It's them!
536
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,075
We found them!
537
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:51,578
Come on,
Bring the lantern.
538
00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,979
Are you all right?
539
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,348
Barney, thank heavens
You got here in time.
540
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:57,650
Take it easy.
Let some air in here.
541
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,586
I knew
You'd come, barney.
542
00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:01,554
We'll be all right.
Just give us a hand.
543
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,723
Come on.
Help her up.
544
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:04,991
There you go.
545
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:07,660
All right,
Let us through.
546
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:09,061
Out of the way.
547
00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:11,364
Come on, let us through.
548
00:22:11,398 --> 00:22:14,701
All right, all right,
Let us through.
549
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,935
[ cheering ]
550
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,676
You two all right,
Sheriff?
551
00:22:23,710 --> 00:22:25,912
Yeah. Sure was
A close call, though.
552
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,980
I don't know what
We'd have done
553
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,882
If it hadn't
Been for barney.
554
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:31,684
Don't tire yourself,
Andy.
555
00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,653
Just breathe in
The old oxygen.
556
00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:35,855
It could have been
Any of us in there.
557
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,724
You, jud, or tony--
Anybody.
558
00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,125
I'd say we're pretty lucky
559
00:22:39,158 --> 00:22:41,628
To have a fella
Like barney fife around.
560
00:22:41,661 --> 00:22:43,896
Guess you're
Right, sheriff.
561
00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,666
[ all agreeing ]
562
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,035
That barney's really
Quite a guy.
563
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,438
You're right.
He certainly is.
564
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,906
As a matter of fact,
They both are.
565
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:56,075
Jud:
Congratulations, barney.
566
00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:57,977
Nice going, barney.
567
00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,079
Thanks,
Barney.
568
00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,892
Hey, barn?
Hi, ange.
569
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:15,161
Boy, you ought to see
The piece they wrote
About you in the paper.
570
00:23:15,194 --> 00:23:16,796
Got your picture
And everything.
571
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:21,133
Oh, now, why did they have to
Go and do that?
572
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:24,136
No need for a lot
Of fuss and feathers.
573
00:23:24,170 --> 00:23:27,540
Simple matter of a lawman
Doing his job.
574
00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,942
Doing it rather well,
Granted,
575
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,512
But just a man
Doing his job.
576
00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:35,482
It covers most
Of the front page.
577
00:23:35,515 --> 00:23:38,150
I wish they'd have
Checked with me first.
578
00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,553
I'd have told them
To just forget it.
579
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,690
All this
Newspaper stuff...
580
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:47,093
Just doesn't fit in with
My idea of a public servant.
581
00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:49,829
I mean, this was
A joint effort of a town,
582
00:23:49,862 --> 00:23:51,864
Not just one individual,
583
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:55,968
And what they really ought to do
Is just plain forget it.
584
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:59,539
Well, that certainly is
A fine attitude.
585
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,240
Well, it's the way
It's got to be.
586
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:03,576
I mean...
587
00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:07,714
I got 'em, barney--
All the papers they had left.
588
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:10,550
Here's the change
From the $10 you gave me.
589
00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:16,255
They're having
This scrap-paper drive,
590
00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,725
And, uh, well,
I wanted to contribute,
591
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:20,993
And I didn't have
Any paper of my own.
592
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,095
Oh, just forget it.
No, I mean,
It's a good cause.
593
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,664
I'd forget it.
594
00:24:24,697 --> 00:24:26,599
If I was you,
I'd just forget it.
595
00:24:26,633 --> 00:24:29,201
No, just forget it.
596
00:24:29,235 --> 00:24:31,604
Just forget it.
597
00:24:35,174 --> 00:24:38,545
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