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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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Why floyd always
Has to get
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That little bit of
Hair down your back.
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Can you reach
Down in there
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And see if you can
Get some of that
Out of there?
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Yeah. Sure, pa.
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Scratch a little while
You're down there.
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Pa, can I ask you
A question?
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Yeah.
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You said to floyd,
"Floyd, I want a haircut
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But I don't want it
To look like a haircut."
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That's right.
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Why?
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Well, son, that has
To do with vanity.
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Aunt bee's dressing table?
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No. It's the same word,
But the meaning is different.
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It means you're
Concerned
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With the overall
Looks of yourself.
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I'm going to the big annual
Chamber of commerce dance
Saturday night.
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I needed a haircut
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But I didn't want it to look
Like I just got one.
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Why, pa?
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Well, in my work,
I'm outdoors a lot
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And I get brown from the sun.
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Now, the skin underneath
The hair don't get brown.
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It's in the shade.
That's right.
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And if floyd cuts it too close,
That white skin shows a line
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Between my hair
And where I'm brown
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And it looks like
I'm wearing a wig.
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And that's a vanity?
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For now, I'd say, yeah.
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Can you give me
A ride home?
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Oh, I can't, son.
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Barney's got
The squad car
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And he's off on
A very important mission.
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[ doorbell buzzes ]
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Ice cream delivery
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From murphy's house
Of the nine flavors.
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Barney, you made
A special trip.
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I told you to
Pick up ice cream
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If you happened to
Be coming this way.
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Well, crime was at
A standstill.
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I had a little time
On my hands.
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You're very sweet.
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I'm also a public servant
And you're a very cute public.
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Come on in, barney.
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What flavor did you get?
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West indian licorice
Mocha delight.
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That was, uh,
40 cents.
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I think I have
A 50-cent piece here.
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You have a dime?
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A good delivery boy
Always carries change.
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There you are.
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You better put that
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In the icebox before
It starts to drip.
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I will.
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[ telephone rings ]
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Get that, will you, barney?
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Tell them I'll be right there.
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Okay.
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[ ringing continues ]
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Hello. Yes, she is.
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Just a minute.
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It's for you, thelma lou.
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Thanks.
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Hello.
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Mary grace?
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Where are you?
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What?! Oh, you're not.
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Of course.
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Oh, what a thrill.
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Yes. Yes, I'll be here all day.
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Oh, wait, wait.
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Don't put another coin in.
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I'll see you at 4:00.
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My cousin mary grace
Is in mt. Pilot.
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Oh, yeah?
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She's on her way
To raleigh
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And she's going to stay here
For three or four days.
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Great.
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[ gasps ]
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Oh, barney...
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What's the matter?
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The chamber of commerce dance
Saturday night.
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Well, what about it?
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I can't go with you
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And leave mary grace
Here all alone.
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We'll have to
Get her a date
Or I can't go.
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Wait a minute.
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Didn't I meet her once
About three years ago?
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Mm-hmm.
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She came through
With her folks.
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Now I remember.
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Oh, brother.
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She's a dog!
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Barney fife,
How can you be so cruel?
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I'm not being cruel,
I'm being honest.
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Thelma lou,
I can't get a date for her.
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All right.
Then I don't go to the dance.
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Wait a minute. This is
The biggest dance of the year.
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We wait all year for it.
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You gotta go.
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Only if you get a date
For mary grace.
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What about andy?
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Oh, come on.
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You can at least ask him.
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I'm not gonna stick andy
With some...
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If you call her a dog again,
I'll never speak to you.
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I wasn't gonna
Call her anything!
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Well, ask him.
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I just can't
Do that to andy.
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Well, get yourself
Another date then!
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Well, you know
He'll say no.
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I don't think so.
You know why?
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Because andy is sweet...
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And kind and reasonable
And-and understanding.
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No!
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Now, wait a minute.
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Don't say no
Till you hear me out.
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Barney, I
Keep trying...
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All right. I know.
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She's a dog, right?
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That's got nothing
To do with it.
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I'm taking helen crump.
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I asked her more
Than two weeks ago.
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I should've known.
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All year long
I wait for this dance
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And then at
The la minute...
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[ blows raspberry ]
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Well, don't give
Up so easy.
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I'm the only one
You asked so far.
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What about some of the
Other bachelors in town?
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What about nate bushy?
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Oh, no. He'll be taking
His mother again.
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He always does.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Luke taft.
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Luke taft?
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Black and white two-toned shoes,
Perforated tops, wing-tips,
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White shoelaces.
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Oh, yeah.
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No.
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Why?
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He hits the sauce.
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He what?
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[ mock chugging ]
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No kiddin'.
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I didn't know that.
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Years.
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I'll be dogged.
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Hey, maybe he'd
Be just the one
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To bring her
Out of herself.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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No, no. We got to get some guy
That's not been around too much.
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You know, really nay-eve.
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Some guy with
Not too much upstairs.
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Yeah.
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In other words,
A real dope.
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Gomer:
Hey, andy,
Hey, barney.
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Hey, gome.
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Hey, gome.
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I lubed the squad car,
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Greased your
Transmission,
Your differential.
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Give her a
Good wash, too.
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Not the transmission
And differential.
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That don't get washed.
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That just gets greased.
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Gomer?
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Have you given
Much thought
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To the chamber of
Commerce dance
Saturday night?
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No. Can't say that I have.
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Well, how would you like
To come along with us
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In the company
Of a young lady?
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[ both chuckling ]
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Well...
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We've got
One for you.
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Just dying
To go to the dance
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But don't know
Anybody here.
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A stranger in town.
That's right.
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Well, I don't know.
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What's she like?
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As nic a girl as
You'll ever meet.
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Nice. Nice girl.
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Purty?
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Nice.
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Yeah, and she's
So sweet and kind;
As smart as a whip.
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Barney:
Oh, she's smart.
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Is she purty?
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She's so nice.
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Well, what does she look like?
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Oh, well, uh...
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You know barney's
Girl thelma lou?
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Oh, sure.
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Barney:
Do we have
To say more?
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What do you mean?
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She's thelma lou's
Cousin.
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Oh.
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Andy:
And she's so nice.
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Well...
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We'll have a lot
Of fun, gomer.
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What do you say, gome?
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Okay.
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That a boy.
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Well, thank you
All for asking me.
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Oh, don't mention it.
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Forget it.
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I guess I best be
Gettin' back to work.
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Okay.
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See you saturday.
Saturday.
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And you say she's...
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Nice.
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Nice.
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What's the matter
With gomer pyle?
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Oh, he's...
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It just isn't right,
Barney?
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Are you kidding?
He's 6 feet tall.
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Look, nobody expects them
To get married.
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It's just a date
For one evening.
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It just hurts me
To find out
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What you think
Of mary grace.
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She's a wonderful girl,
Barney.
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She's sweet
And kind, nice.
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Well, so's gomer.
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You don't really know him,
Thelma lou.
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If you ever
Took the trouble
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To get underneath all that
Oil and gasoline smell,
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You'd find a heck
Of a human being.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Look, we're all
Gonna be together.
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And you know how much fun
Me and andy are.
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Will you and andy dance
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At least one dance each
With mary grace?
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Well...
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That means you'll have to
Dance with gomer.
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Well...
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At least talk to her
Once in a while?
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Sure.
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Oh, please do come with us,
Mary grace.
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You'll have
A wonderful time.
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Well, I don't know.
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But you'll be
With gomer pyle.
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He'll dance
Every dance with you.
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Don't you see?
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Please come,
Mary grace.
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What's this, uh...
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Gomer pyle like?
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Well, he's tall...
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And he's quiet.
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But I quiet.
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If we're both quiet,
What are we gonna talk about?
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Well, you can
Dance some more.
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Well, I don't know.
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[ chuckling ]
Wh-what does he, uh, look like?
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Well, he's tall...
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And...?
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And dark.
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Handsome?
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He's nice, very nice.
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The important thing is,
You'll be with us.
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Oh, say you'll go,
Mary grace.
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You'll have
A wonderful time.
267
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,042
Freddie fleet
And his band with the beat
268
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,611
Will be there, and they'll have
Japanese lanterns
269
00:09:37,645 --> 00:09:38,812
And a buffet supper
270
00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,247
And a door prize.
271
00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,149
And I'll be with you?
272
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,784
With all of us.
273
00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:46,720
All right. I'll go.
274
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:48,355
Oh, good.
275
00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,924
Tall...Dark...
276
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,861
And a door prize.
And a door prize.
277
00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,363
Great...
278
00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:58,999
Oh, great. We'll have
A wonderful time.
279
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,868
Okay. I'll see
You later.
280
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,269
It's all set, and.
281
00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,204
Mary grace comin'
With gomer?
282
00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:05,939
Yep.
283
00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,942
* it's dance time
In mayberry tonight *
284
00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,110
Yeah.
285
00:10:10,143 --> 00:10:11,812
* oom-pah-pah
286
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:15,282
* freddie fleet and his band
With the beat... *
287
00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:16,316
[ humming ]
288
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:17,350
* pah
289
00:10:17,384 --> 00:10:18,886
Hey. That's good.
290
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,020
Yeah, well...
291
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:21,188
[ humming ]
292
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:24,057
You got a lot of rhythm
For a deputy.
293
00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,659
How'd you do that?
294
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:26,727
[ humming ]
295
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,962
Well, that's not
Quite it.
296
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,898
You got to have
The rhythm.
297
00:10:30,931 --> 00:10:33,200
Well, some folks got it
And some ain't, huh?
298
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,668
That's right.
299
00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,203
Some got it
And some ain't.
300
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,337
Some ain't.
301
00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,706
[ chuckling ]
302
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:39,973
[ humming ]
303
00:10:40,007 --> 00:10:41,241
[ both chuckling ]
304
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,843
Hey, andy.
305
00:10:42,876 --> 00:10:43,911
Oh, hey, gomer.
306
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,378
Hey, barney.
Hey, gomer.
307
00:10:45,412 --> 00:10:47,715
Well, I'm all set.
I went on a buying spree
308
00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,050
And bought myself
A whole new set of accessories.
309
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,084
Accessories?
310
00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:52,886
You know-- matchin' things.
311
00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:54,955
I bought a necktie
And some socks--
312
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:57,825
You know, the kind with
Elastic 'round the top--
313
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,192
And a belt
314
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,294
And some shoes
And everything.
315
00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,930
Oh...Yellow socks?
316
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,965
You don't think
They're too porous, do you?
317
00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:06,099
What do you mean?
318
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,367
I'd hate for the hair
319
00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,036
On my legs to pop through.
320
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,939
Oh, no, they'll be fine, gomer.
321
00:11:11,972 --> 00:11:13,440
Yellow socks...
322
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,343
A brown belt with
A horseshoe buckle on it...
323
00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:18,045
Imitation
Mother-of-pearl.
324
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:19,179
Look at that.
325
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,848
You say you got
A necktie?
326
00:11:20,881 --> 00:11:21,982
Mm-hmm.
327
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,984
[ whistling ]
Wow...
328
00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:27,354
A purple tie with acorns on it
329
00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,289
And look at
The shoes here.
330
00:11:29,322 --> 00:11:31,291
[ whistling ]
Looky there.
331
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,126
A brass buckle
On the side.
332
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,995
Eight dollars.
333
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,396
Eight dollars?
334
00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:38,999
Boy, you sure did
Spend some money, gomer.
335
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,233
Oh, it's worth it.
336
00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:42,369
This mary grace
Could be "Miss right."
337
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,737
Oh, boy.
338
00:11:45,072 --> 00:11:46,206
Uh...
339
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:48,075
Gomer...
340
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,509
Could, uh...
341
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:52,045
Could I give you some advice?
342
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:53,981
Don't, uh...
343
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,917
Don't over-expect.
344
00:11:56,950 --> 00:11:58,518
What do you mean?
345
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,520
Well...
346
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:05,058
What andy's tryin'
To say, gomer, is
347
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:08,528
During our lifetime,
We travel many roads.
348
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,264
There are big roads
And little roads
349
00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:12,966
And rocky roads
350
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,802
And smooth roads
351
00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,270
Dirt highways
And improved roads.
352
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,139
Now, let's take you
353
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:21,875
And that new outfit
You got yourself there.
354
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:23,777
I'm going down a road...
355
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:25,378
No, no, I didn't
Mean that.
356
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,980
What I meant was...
357
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:28,348
Can I put it another way?
358
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:30,117
I almost had it.
359
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,518
This is better.
360
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,486
It's about mary grace, gomer.
361
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,388
She too pretty for me?
362
00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,390
Uh, no. She's nice.
363
00:12:37,424 --> 00:12:38,959
But she's nice.
364
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,794
You don't have to worry
About me gettin' fresh...
365
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:42,195
That ain't what
Andy meant.
366
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:44,331
That's not what I meant
At all, gomer.
367
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,200
Well, I'm tryin'
To follow you.
368
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:50,971
During our lifetime,
We travel many roads...
369
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,807
Gomer, do me a favor.
370
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,275
Just, uh...
371
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,977
Just don't over-expect.
372
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:58,111
Okay?
373
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,151
It'll only take
A minute.
374
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:06,019
Aunt bee,
My britches look fine.
375
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,956
No nephew of mine's going to
A dance with wrinkled knees.
376
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,223
Look.
Will you look at these?
377
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,224
They're fine.
378
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,492
They do look
Pretty baggy.
379
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,927
Now, you see?
380
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:15,195
Well, I reckon
A little fella like you
381
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,563
Sees knees better
Than most people.
382
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,065
I'll go and press them
In one minute.
383
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:19,399
All right.
384
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:21,601
Gomer, you mind
If I make a suggestion?
385
00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:24,104
About going down
Some roads again?
386
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:26,339
No, no, no.
It's about your hair.
387
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:27,540
You got it plastered down
Too much.
388
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,076
Barney's right, gomer.
389
00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,478
You've lost the naturalness
Of your contour.
390
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:34,247
Just get some kind of a wave
Or something.
391
00:13:34,281 --> 00:13:37,617
See if you can make a little
Rabbit ridge up in the front.
392
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:38,952
No, no, no, no.
393
00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:41,321
Push from the back
To the front.
394
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,423
You've seen
Ralph bellamy.
395
00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,292
No.
Sit down, gomer.
396
00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:47,494
Well,
I'm too dang nervous.
397
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,229
Hold still, now.
398
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,497
Is this the first time
399
00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,899
You've been out
With a girl, gomer?
400
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:52,966
Do cousins count?
401
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,467
Opie:
I don't think so.
402
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,603
Then it's
The first time.
403
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:57,971
You'll do fine.
404
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:58,972
I hope so.
405
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:01,975
Now, let's see.
406
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,543
Yeah, well...
407
00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:05,045
Yeah.
408
00:14:05,078 --> 00:14:07,447
Aunt bee, how you comin'
With my britches?
409
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,982
In a minute.
410
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,617
Hurry. We ought to be leavin'
Right now.
411
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,553
The girls are probably waitin'
For us.
412
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:16,289
Gosh, what'll we
Talk about?
413
00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:18,491
A million things'll
Pop into your mind.
414
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,960
You'll see.
415
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:21,361
Name one.
416
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,130
It's easy for you,
Barney.
417
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:25,165
You're so swave
And worldly...
418
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,368
You've been out with waitresses
And even a registered nurse
419
00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,971
And you've been
All over the state
420
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:33,540
And you know just about
Everything there is to know.
421
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:35,909
I'll be right in there
With you, daddy,
422
00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:38,111
In case the evening
Starts to lag, huh?
423
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:39,246
Here we are.
424
00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,380
Oh, thank you.
425
00:14:40,413 --> 00:14:41,648
Have to hurry.
426
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:42,983
Ow.
427
00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,117
What's wrong, pa?
428
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:45,452
These britches
Are hot.
429
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,120
They're burnin'
My knees.
430
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,555
You'll cool off
In a minute.
431
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,124
Give me some kinda
Sentence to say.
432
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,326
Will you stop
Worryin' about it?
433
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,129
Mary grace is a very bright,
Well-educated girl.
434
00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:57,530
She'll do the talkin'.
435
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,166
All you got to do is be
A good listener.
436
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,433
You say she's...
437
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,135
Nice. Ain't she
Nice, barn?
438
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,270
Real nice.
439
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,404
Very nice.
440
00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:05,672
She's the nicest girl.
441
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,007
Bye, pa.
442
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,141
Bye.
443
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,409
Bye, ope.
444
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:10,577
Have a nice time.
445
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,047
Hi, there.
446
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,348
Hello.
Good evening.
447
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:16,616
Sorry we're late.
448
00:15:16,649 --> 00:15:18,618
Oh, thel, you are
A ravishin' sight
449
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,187
For these tired
Old eyes.
450
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:21,321
Oh...
451
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,722
You look
Lovely, helen.
452
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,457
Andy, you look
Awful nice.
453
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,326
Andy's got
Hot knees.
454
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:29,096
Barney. You're all mouth
Tonight, ain't you?
455
00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,998
Aunt bee pressed
My britches
456
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,365
Before I left home.
457
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,666
[ both laugh ]
458
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,602
Come on in
Here, gomer.
459
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:37,337
Y'all know gomer.
460
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,638
Yes. Hello,
Gomer.
461
00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,107
Good evening,
Gomer.
462
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,075
Hey, thelma lou.
Hey, miss crump.
463
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,343
Sit down, boys.
464
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,012
Okay.
465
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,348
Nice dress.
466
00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,450
You sit right
Here on the sofa.
467
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,619
Mary grace'll be
In in a minute.
468
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,221
Mary grace.
469
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,623
Mary grace,
The boys are here.
470
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:01,761
Andy, barney,
You know mary grace.
471
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,063
Hello, andy.
472
00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,664
Nice to see you
Again, mary grace.
473
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,999
Barney.
474
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,167
Mary grace.
475
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,138
This is
Gomer pyle.
476
00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,006
Gomer, this
Is my cousin
477
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:14,474
Mary grace
Gossage.
478
00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:16,076
How do you do?
479
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,710
Hey, mary grace.
480
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:20,013
You go sit right
There by gomer.
481
00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:21,681
Come right on in here,
Mary grace.
482
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:25,318
Sit right down there
And take a load off your feet.
483
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,587
[ all chuckling ]
484
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,163
Say...
485
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,431
The weatherman sure
Was good to us
486
00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:40,167
This evenin',
Wasn't he?
487
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,734
[ all agreeing ]
488
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,636
You couldn't have gotten
A better evening
489
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,638
If you put an order in for it.
490
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:47,307
I should say so.
491
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,675
It's lovely out.
492
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,577
It's a great
Evening.
493
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,045
It really is.
494
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,181
Well, it's perfect,
Is what it is.
495
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:55,548
Andy:
It I perfect.
496
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,150
Just perfect.
497
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,390
Oh, say...
498
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,593
You'll get a kick
Out of this.
499
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:12,132
I was over at norman's
Groceteria this morning.
500
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,701
Well, this big collie dog
Come walkin' in
501
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:17,770
And he had just been
Shaved for the summer.
502
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,406
Oh.
503
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,776
Well, the dog walked
Right up to miss pierce
504
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,645
Behind the counter...
505
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:27,614
[ all chuckling ]
506
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,517
Well, al becker happened
To be standin' there
507
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,385
Right at that minute...
508
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:33,786
Y'all know al becker.
509
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,355
Oh, I don't.
510
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:37,224
I don't know him, either.
511
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,259
Well, I know
You know him.
512
00:17:39,292 --> 00:17:41,228
Al becker...
513
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,629
No, I can't say I do
514
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,299
But that ain't important, and.
You go right ahead.
515
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:50,837
No. It don't mean anything
If you don't know him.
516
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:54,574
Al becker...
517
00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,609
Nah...I can't place him.
518
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,546
Would you folks excuse me?
519
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,681
There's somethin' I gotta do.
520
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,119
Well.
521
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,688
Thelma lou, do you
Have any aspirin?
522
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,691
I've had this terrible
Headache all day.
523
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,227
I-I think I ought
To go to bed.
524
00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,763
You all go to the dance
Without me.
525
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:17,797
No!
526
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:18,865
No, please, I...
527
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,600
We're not going
Without you.
528
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,901
If you don't go
529
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,303
We're gonna stay
Here and keep
You company.
530
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,405
You've been planning
This dance all year.
531
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,507
I don't want you to ruin your
Evening on account of me.
532
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,908
We'll stay here.
533
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,344
Honestly, I'd much
Rather be alone.
534
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,879
Andy, you make them go.
535
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,914
[ clears throat ]
Well, it...
536
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:36,883
It seems like the
Logical thing to do.
537
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,286
Mary grace don't feel
Like goin' with us.
538
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,521
No sense in us forcin'
Our company on her.
539
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,456
But tomorrow evenin',
Mary grace,
540
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:44,857
You and helen and I
541
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,527
Will have a nice supper
And take in a movie.
542
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,329
Oh, you're
Very sweet.
543
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,431
Well, uh...
I guess we better go.
544
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,500
Andy:
Yeah.
545
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:56,569
Well...H-have
A good time.
546
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:58,305
Well...
547
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,341
That was the rudest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
548
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,543
How could gomer do
A thing like that?
549
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,345
I told you not
To bring gomer.
550
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,380
Well, maybe he had
Someplace to go.
551
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,515
Oh, sure.
552
00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,450
Wait, wait, wait,
Wait a minute.
553
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:12,485
If we're gonna fight
554
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,288
Let's do it in
The car on the
Way to the dance.
555
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:16,423
Helen...
556
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:17,690
Well...
557
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,569
You sure know how to plan
An evening, don't you, fella?
558
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,248
Come on, now, helen.
None of that.
559
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,682
You get up front
With andy.
560
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:43,816
Don't, helen.
561
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:44,951
Come on, helen.
562
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,286
Maybe I'd
Better.
563
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,420
Come on, thelma lou.
564
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,690
Come on, thelma lou.
565
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,359
Let's have
A little fun.
566
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,662
All set?
567
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,963
[ sound of a punch ]
568
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,400
You all right, barn?
569
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,402
It's all right. Just drive.
570
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,237
[ engine turns over ]
571
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:11,244
[ knock on door ]
572
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,819
Oh.
573
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:22,255
Did the others leave?
I don't see the car.
574
00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:23,623
Yes. They went
To the dance.
575
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,991
I'm sorry it took so long
576
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859
But I had to go
To a couple places
577
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,496
To find somethin' with
A little bit of pink in it.
578
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,364
I-I don't understand.
579
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:32,832
Your flowers.
580
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,401
Your core-saige.
581
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,869
When I come in, I noticed
The other girls had one
582
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:37,904
And you didn't.
583
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,274
And that's why you left?
584
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,510
It wouldn't be right
For you, mary grace,
585
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,044
To go to the dance
Unadorned.
586
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,646
Here.
587
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:48,915
Oh.
588
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:50,950
Come in, won't you?
589
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,922
[ gasping ]
Oh, gomer...
590
00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,690
They're beautiful.
591
00:20:57,724 --> 00:20:59,559
I'm sorry I
Missed the others.
592
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,994
I don't know how we
Can get to the dance.
593
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,930
You see, I don't
Have a car
594
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,499
And it's a good
Three miles from here.
595
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,436
I don't really care
About going, if you don't.
596
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,904
For heck's sake,
I'd just as soon
597
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,841
Stay here with you,
For that matter.
598
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:16,309
Really?
599
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:17,777
Really.
600
00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,714
There we go.
601
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,353
Come on, thelma lou.
602
00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:27,787
No, thank you.
603
00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:30,089
You mean you don't even
Want to go in?
604
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,691
Thelma lou...
605
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,993
We've gotten
All dressed up and everything
606
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,628
And we've come this far.
607
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,331
We can at least go in
And have a couple of dances.
608
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,766
I'd rather not.
609
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:41,834
I have a headache.
610
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:44,103
You two go on in,
If you want to.
611
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,739
I-I'd better stay
With thelma lou.
612
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,710
Well, how you feel?
613
00:21:50,743 --> 00:21:52,645
You wanna let's
Me and you go?
614
00:21:52,679 --> 00:21:54,581
I'm not gonna stand
In no stag line
615
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,948
With old mr. Perkins
616
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:58,385
And a bunch of
Slumped-over
Teenage boys.
617
00:21:58,418 --> 00:21:59,819
Well, let's just
Go home then.
618
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,488
It's been
A wonderful evening.
619
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,089
That's right-- home.
620
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,924
A man spends money gettin'
His suit spotted and pressed,
621
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:07,360
Takes two hours polishin'
His hat, and for what?
622
00:22:07,394 --> 00:22:08,495
Heartaches.
623
00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:14,567
[ engine turns over ]
624
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:24,043
[ big band music
Playing faintly ]
625
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:34,621
[ music gets louder ]
626
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:42,462
[ music blasting ]
627
00:23:02,915 --> 00:23:04,517
Hey, folks.
628
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,453
You back already?
629
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:08,154
Excuse me, mary grace.
630
00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,658
You know somethin'?
631
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,593
She's just like you said:
632
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,061
She's nice.
633
00:23:15,094 --> 00:23:17,129
She's real nice.
634
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:38,951
[ chuckling ]
635
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:41,554
Well, anyways,
I was down on this one knee,
636
00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:44,023
Lookin' into this hollow log
At this muskrat.
637
00:23:44,056 --> 00:23:45,958
And skinny griffin
Was with me.
638
00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,828
And he was as excited as
A canary bird with a new baby.
639
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,864
And he kept hollering at me,
"That muskrat's gonna bite you.
640
00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,666
That muskrat's
Gonna bite you."
641
00:23:53,700 --> 00:23:54,967
You know how he talks.
642
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:56,636
Well, anyway,
I stuck this stuck in there
643
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,871
And started prodding around,
Trying to stir him out.
644
00:23:58,905 --> 00:24:00,740
Well, he weren't
About to move.
645
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:03,910
Instead he just kept nibbling
At that stick.
646
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,946
Shoot, it's just like
Dessert to him.
647
00:24:06,979 --> 00:24:08,615
[ laughter ]
648
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:10,016
This other time,
649
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,718
Me and old skinny griffin
Went bird hunting.
650
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,820
Well, he took his best bird dog
With him.
651
00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:16,022
Never know a fella
To have more trouble
652
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:18,090
Trying to think
Of something to say.
653
00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,959
Skinny got down there
On the ground
654
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,128
And was trying to show that dog
How to point.
655
00:24:22,161 --> 00:24:23,796
[ laughter ]
656
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,598
Well, he was...
657
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:30,603
[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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