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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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Mrs. Mendelbright,
I implore you.
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I've looked all over town
For a place to stay.
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Please, can't you
Make room for me?
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Oh, mr. Fields,
I know very well
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There are rooms for rent
All over town.
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I know
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But I couldn't find anything
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As nice and comfortable
As this house.
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Gracious!
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Why this house,
Of all houses?
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Well, I dare say
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It's because of you,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
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You know, you are nice.
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Oh, mr. Fields.
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Mendelbright:
Oh, hello, barney.
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Oh, hi, mrs. Mendelbright.
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How did work go today?
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Oh, just fine, fine.
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Barney, I want you
To meet mr. Fields.
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He's a stranger
In mayberry.
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Mr. Fields,
This is deputy fife.
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How are ya?
How do you do, sir?
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Fine.
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Oh, is there something wrong
With your back?
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Well, no, no.
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It's just the dampness
And the humidity
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Kinda works
On my disk sometimes.
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Oh, what a shame.
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Would you like
A hot-water bottle
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Or some oil of wintergreen?
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No-no-no, thank you.
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Uh, I don't believe...
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You take care, now.
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Uh, yes, ma'am,
I-I will. Uh...
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You go lie down for a while.
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Th-that's what
I was gonna, uh...
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Gonna do.
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Oh, I worry so about him.
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He's in this dangerous work
And he's so underweight.
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[ knock on door ]
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It's me-- andy.
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Oh.
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Hi, andy.
Hi.
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I thought you was
Mrs. Mendelbright.
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Oh, cookin' supper, huh?
Yeah.
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Oh, chili.
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Yeah.
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I make it myself.
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Boy...
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You got a lotta spices
In there.
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Well, that's just
Loaded with herbs.
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Just smellin' it
Makes my head all wet.
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You wanna stay
For supper?
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Uh, no-no, thanks.
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Well, I got plenty.
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No, I'll-I'll go on home.
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You sure? No chili?
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No.
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No sweet cider?
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No, no, thanks.
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Oh, here's your paycheck.
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Oh, thanks.
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Sorry I couldn't
Get over here
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In time for you
To make the bank.
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You could have eaten out.
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That's all right.
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I get sick of eatin' out.
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Sure you won't have some?
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No, thanks.
Just taste it.
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No, I don't
Believe I'll...
Taste that.
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No, thanks!
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You're missin' out
On a good thing.
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Well, you know,
You sure have
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Put in a lotta changes
Since I was here last.
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Well, I was forced to.
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You know, the place
Was so darn drab.
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Well, you sure have
Picked it right up.
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Well...
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That set of books
Kinda sets it off,
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Don't you think?
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Gettin' literary.
Yeah.
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Well, what is it?
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Oh, copies of "True blue
Detective" magazine
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Goin' back to 1959.
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I had 'em bound.
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"True blue detective,"
That's nice.
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Yeah, good
Stories in there.
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"I married a fink."
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"How it feels
To pull the switch."
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"I picked a pocket and paid."
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Good stories.
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Yeah, you wanna borrow
One of 'em some night?
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Oh, no, thanks.
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I got, uh, a lotta readin'
To do at home.
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You can borrow 'em.
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No, no, I'm way behind
On it.
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Oh, you still got your
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Mayberry high
School pennant.
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Yeah.
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[ both chuckling ]
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You're an old sentimentalist
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You know that, barn?
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[ andy chuckles ]
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Yeah.
Oh, boy...
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It does look a lot better.
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You've really done somethin'
With the room.
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You know that?
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Well, it's them little
Touches that make it.
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Chili's burnin'!
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How do you
Turn this thing off?
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Pull the plug,
Right there.
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You reckon mrs. Mendelbright
Smelled it?
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[ knock on door ]
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She smelled it.
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Mendelbright:
Mr. Fife?
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Uh-uh, just a minute.
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Mr. Fife?
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Just a minute, please.
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Uh-uh...
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Mr. Fife?
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[ knocking continues ]
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Let me in.
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Mr. Fife.
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Just a minute.
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[ knocking continues ]
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Oh, mrs. Mendelbright.
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Where is it?
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Where's what?
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Hot plate--
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Chili and crackers--
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Where are they?
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Well, uh...
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Well, they're
Not in there.
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Oh.
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So, you admit they exist?
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Now, I didn't say that.
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[ gasping ]
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Oh, good heavens!
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My mother's dresser.
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This dresser came by bus
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All the way
From fort lauderdale.
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Oh, mr. Fife,
How could you?
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Well, so, I
Cooked a little.
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Is that so terrible?
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It's not only your cooking,
Mr. Fife.
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This is a 75-watt bulb
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And the rule is
No bulbs over 40 watts,
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And you keep it on
All night.
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I'm studyin',
If you must know.
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I've seen you sleeping
With it on.
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Snoop! Snoop!
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You're afraid of the dark.
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Bulb snatcher!
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Oh, mr. Fife,
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I shall have to ask you
To leave my house.
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There is someone
Who's a real gentleman
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Who can use this room.
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So, kindly leave my house.
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With pleasure!
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Whoever heard of a room
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You couldn't cook in?
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Six dollars a week,
And what do I get?
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Heartaches,
Nothin' but heartaches!
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Barney, you
And miss mendelbright...
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Stay out of this, andy.
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But, barney,
You can't...
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If that's the way
She wants it
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That's the way
It's gonna be.
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But, barney...
Tick a lock!
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A most fortunate day.
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Oh, I hope you'll be happy
In that room, mr. Fields.
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I know I shall, my dear.
I know I shall.
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Oh, mr. Fields.
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I just love
That little blush.
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Kind of small for a living
Quarters back there, barn.
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You sure you're gonna
Be all right here?
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Yeah, I'll be fine.
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Don't want to come over
The house for a while?
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No. No, you're talking
To mr. Independent, you know.
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No, I'll just add
A few more touches
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That reflect my personality,
And this'll be just like home...
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Till I find
Something permanent.
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Yeah.
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Well, listen,
Do me a favor
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And don't personality
It up too much.
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We want to let the place keep
A certain amount of jail flavor.
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Yeah, that's right.
We don't want to confuse people.
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That's right.
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Cute, huh?
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Real nice, barney.
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Look.
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See these shelves?
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Mm-hmm.
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Know what that was?
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Orange crate.
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Oh.
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See on the side here?
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That's the only tip-off,
Where it says, "Oranges."
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As soon as I have that painted,
You'll never know.
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No, I guess you won't.
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[ barney chuckles ]
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Oh, come here.
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My closet.
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I haven't done much
With that yet.
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It's very nice, barney.
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Well...
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Hope you'll
Be comfortable here.
Yeah.
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Oh, do you want some
Sweet cider before dinner?
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Um, no, thanks.
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Are you hungry?
Starved.
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What do you say
To a little dinner?
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Love it!
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I'll have the hot plate
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Plugged up in a minute.
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[ sighs ]
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* santa looch
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That sure was
A good movie, pa.
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Mm-hmm.
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Did you notice that gregory peck
Has an accent?
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An accent?
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Well, he don't talk
Like you do.
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Well, that's 'cause
He's a northern person.
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Some day, we'll
Take a trip up there
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And you can hear
It in the flesh.
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Last time we saw gregory peck
In a movie, he talked like you.
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That's right.
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And the movie before that,
He talked northern.
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Uh-huh.
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Was somebody else
Doing his talkin' for him?
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No, he was
Doing it himself.
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How?
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Well, that's the
Actor of the man.
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Hey, look, pa,
The lights.
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Andy:
Well, I'll be dogged.
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Thel!
No, barney!
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What are you doing?
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Thel...
No, barney, please.
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Come on, thel, thel...
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Ooh, thel.
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[ thelma lou giggling ]
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[ thelma lou gasping ]
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[ noisy scrambling ]
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Barney?
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Just gettin'
A little work done.
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[ andy clearing throat ]
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Good.
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Thelma lou.
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Evening,
Andy, opie.
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Hi, thelma lou.
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It's a good thing
I came by.
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You'd have ruined your eyes
Working in the dark that way.
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[ andy clearing throat ]
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Excuse me, I got
To get somethin'
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Outta the back room
I forgot.
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We saw a swell movie tonight,
Barney.
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[ muffled ]
Good, good.
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It was gregory peck,
And he was real good.
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[ muffled ]
Swell, swell.
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It sure was swell.
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I heard!
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Pa, pa,
Barney's face is bleeding!
266
00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,856
That's not blood!
267
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,326
Never mind.
268
00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,962
Thelma lou'll take care
Of barney's face.
269
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:29,963
Let's go.
270
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,765
Opie:
Boy, what a mess.
271
00:10:31,799 --> 00:10:33,333
Andy:
Bye, thelma lou.
272
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,107
You better get
Yourself a room.
273
00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,330
No luck again, huh?
274
00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:04,464
No.
275
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,033
[ sighs ]
276
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,268
Andy, I've looked
Every day for five days
277
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:10,403
And I just can't
Find a good room.
278
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:15,042
You know, nothing like
Mrs. Mendelbright's place.
279
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:16,844
That was home.
280
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,378
You know I was there
Five years
281
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,113
This november?
282
00:11:20,147 --> 00:11:21,749
Why don't you go over
283
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,151
And have a talk
With mrs. Mendelbright?
284
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,252
Apologize to her.
285
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,319
Won't do no good.
286
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,055
She's got the room rented.
287
00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:29,723
Already?
288
00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,358
Yeah,
Some out-of-town stranger.
289
00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:33,493
You remember that day
She kicked me out?
290
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,863
He was over there
Having coffee with her.
291
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,064
I'll be dogged.
292
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:39,366
Don't trust that bird,
Neither.
293
00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:40,934
Hey, barn,
294
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,737
How about both of us
Go talk to mrs. Mendelbright?
295
00:11:43,771 --> 00:11:44,838
What do you say?
296
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,840
She probably won't
Even talk to me.
297
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:48,075
Well, it's worth a try.
298
00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,176
Come on.
299
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,211
Well, I ain't
Going to crawl now.
300
00:11:51,244 --> 00:11:53,113
I'll tell you that
Right now.
301
00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:54,748
You don't have
To crawl.
302
00:11:54,782 --> 00:11:56,283
Just tell her
You're sorry
303
00:11:56,316 --> 00:11:58,051
And you won't
Cook anymore
304
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,853
And will she
Take you back.
305
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,221
Well, that's crawling.
306
00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,489
Now, look, barn,
307
00:12:02,522 --> 00:12:05,058
You don't have a room,
And you're miserable.
308
00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,294
Now, you might just
Have to bend a little.
309
00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:09,096
Well, maybe I'll
Bend a little.
310
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,163
Good.
311
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,099
I'll bend,
But I won't crawl!
312
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,166
Right.
313
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,048
Now, all you got
To do is be nice.
314
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,883
Remember, you said
You was ready
315
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:30,951
To bend a little.
316
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:31,952
But no crawling.
317
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:32,953
No crawling.
318
00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:34,387
Come on.
319
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,391
[ doorbell buzzes ]
320
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:41,128
Now, remember, barn.
321
00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,133
Afternoon, mrs. Mendelbright.
322
00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:48,135
Good afternoon,
Sheriff.
323
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:50,237
Brought you some company.
324
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh. It's deputy fife.
325
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,206
That's right.
326
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,108
It's your deputy fife.
327
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,409
[ mumbling ]
328
00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:59,346
[ faintly ]
Good afternoon, mr. Fife.
329
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,982
Yeah, barney and me
Was just driving by
330
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,084
And we was talking
And everything
331
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,453
And barney was saying
How sorry he was
332
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,555
That everything happened
The way it did.
333
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,525
Ain't that what
You was saying, barney?
334
00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,394
That's right,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
335
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,796
I sure am sorry
About the whole thing.
336
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:22,535
Well, we've been
Friends for so long.
337
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,272
I'm sorry, too, barney.
338
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:27,140
I'm sorry, too,
Mrs. Mendelbright!
339
00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,308
I'll never cook again.
340
00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:29,542
I won't read at night.
341
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,879
I'll take out
The garbage. Anything!
342
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,081
You can raise my rent,
But take me back.
343
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,182
I want to come home.
344
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,349
Oh, bless you, barney.
345
00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,051
I'd like to have
You come back.
346
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,087
You're a tidy person.
347
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,091
Nobody leaves a washbasin
The way you do.
348
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:46,159
But the fact is
349
00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:49,963
I'm giving up
The rooming business.
350
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,232
I'm selling my house.
351
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:53,566
You're what?!
352
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,969
Selling your house?!
353
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,138
I'm getting married.
354
00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,406
No, you're not!
355
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:00,573
Married?
356
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:03,276
Well, when an opportunity
Comes along
357
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,445
To change one's life
For the best
358
00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:07,180
One shouldn't hesitate.
359
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,183
Well, for
Heaven's sakes.
360
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,020
Best wishes.
Who's the lucky fellow?
361
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:15,155
My new roomer,
Mr. Fields.
362
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,158
But you don't even
Hardly know him!
363
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,393
I guess it is
Rather sudden,
364
00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,629
But I know him
Well enough.
365
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,932
Well, bless your heart.
366
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,066
Thank you.
367
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,635
And best of luck
To you, too, barney.
368
00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:33,306
Bye, mrs. Mendelbright.
369
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,442
We sure are going
To miss you.
370
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,910
Goodbye, sheriff.
371
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,580
I don't like it.
372
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,249
I just don't like it.
373
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,483
Don't like what?
374
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,118
Her marrying
That stranger.
375
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,653
He's no stranger
To her.
376
00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:48,621
All right, let them get married.
377
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,591
I just hope it ends
In a quickie mexican divorce.
378
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,593
Barney!
379
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,509
Oh, hello, barney!
380
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:13,213
Mrs. Mendelbright,
I thought you was gone.
381
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,681
Not yet.
382
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,649
This afternoon
On the 4:00 bus.
383
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,985
Oh, I'm so excited.
384
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,019
I bet you are.
385
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,553
Mr. Fields and I
Are going
386
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,989
Straight to raleigh.
387
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,357
He's got the nicest house
Picked out.
388
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:25,492
That's nice.
389
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,594
That's what's in here.
390
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:28,728
The down payment.
391
00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:30,530
My share of it anyway.
392
00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:31,965
Huh?
393
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,502
I was surprised
At how the interest grew.
394
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:39,006
$3,600.43.
395
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,108
You mean there's
Over $3,000 in there?
396
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,209
Mm-hmm.
397
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:44,244
And you're giving it
To mr. Fields?
398
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:46,513
Well, we're pooling
Our resources.
399
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:50,150
Folks in our age bracket
Have to do that, you know?
400
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,685
Well, goodbye
Again, barney
401
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,154
And good luck.
402
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:56,723
Goodbye, mrs. Mendelbright.
403
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,329
[ tires squeal ]
404
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,513
Andy, listen! Andy!
405
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,581
What are you doing?
406
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,316
You're getting
Water all over...
407
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,685
Mrs. Mendelbright--
She just came from the bank!
408
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,254
Did I tell ya?
Did I tell ya?
409
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,289
Tell me...What are you
Talking about?
410
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,191
I just met mrs. Mendelbright
On the street.
411
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,392
She took out
All her money
412
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,094
And she's giving it
To that guy fields.
413
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:35,362
She's giving it
To him?
414
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:36,496
Andy, the guy's
Taking her!
415
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,664
Well, what...
416
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,566
How can you be sure?
417
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:43,470
Oh, andy, she's turning
Over 3,600 smackers
418
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,105
To that swindler.
419
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,173
Well, I admit
420
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:47,740
That sounds
A little suspicious
421
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,576
But you got to have
More proof
422
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,278
To call a fellow
A swindler.
423
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,279
Oh, proof!
424
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,313
Andy, it's the old
425
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,814
Take-her-money-
And-run game.
426
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,249
We got to do
Something!
427
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,317
Well, all right.
428
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:58,818
Uh, we'll call
The state police,
429
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:01,521
Give them a description,
And ask for a rundown.
430
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:03,156
But that will take
Too long.
431
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:04,757
They're leaving
On the 4:00 bus.
432
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,426
Let's go nail him!
We can't.
433
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,095
He'd sue us
For false arrest.
434
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,262
Sarah, sheriff taylor.
435
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,397
Fine. How are you?
436
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,232
Would you give me
The state police?
437
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,633
I got it.
438
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,302
Let's get him and hold him
On a phony traffic charge.
439
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,303
No good.
440
00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:17,437
Why?
No car.
441
00:17:17,470 --> 00:17:18,505
Hello?
442
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,140
Well, tell 'em
To hurry.
443
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:23,110
[ whistling ]
444
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:25,412
It's 3:30.
Why don't they call?
445
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:29,449
They'll call when they
Got something to tell us.
446
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,652
[ whistling ]
447
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,556
Want some sweet cider, andy?
448
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,057
No, thanks.
449
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:42,395
You know, I was suspicious
Of that bird
450
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:44,197
Right from the start.
451
00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,666
Well, we don't know
Anything yet.
452
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,235
Oh, come on, andy.
453
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:50,270
A: a guy moves into town.
454
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,604
B: he has no job.
455
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:54,674
C: he wants to marry
Mrs. Mendelbright.
456
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,709
Don't you get
The picture?
457
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,279
Well, let's just
Wait and see.
458
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,580
Mm, well...
459
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,319
Boy, you know,
460
00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:09,456
This cider brings back
Pleasant memories?
461
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,458
Me and mrs. Mendelbright
462
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:15,495
Used to have a glass of this
Together every evening.
463
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,497
Hmm.
464
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:22,735
We'd go out on the porch
And set, drink cider.
465
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,137
Count cars.
466
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,609
She reminds me of my mother,
You know that?
467
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,610
Yeah.
468
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,412
She's a good soul.
469
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,681
Yeah, she is that.
470
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,817
Well, she's the most faithful
Member we got at church.
471
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,286
Yes, she is.
472
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,754
Remember when they gave her
The white bible?
473
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,490
Yeah.
474
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,195
She's a wonderful person.
475
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:53,733
Boy, the way she used to
Look after me.
476
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,803
You remember that time
I had that terrible sunburn
477
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,805
And I couldn't
Raise my arms?
478
00:18:58,838 --> 00:19:02,575
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I remember.
479
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,344
You know what she did?
480
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,945
Hmm?
481
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,549
She came up...
482
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,584
And washed my hair.
483
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,887
Washed your hair?
484
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,823
She washed my hair.
485
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,829
That no-good swindler.
486
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:25,732
I don't trust him, andy.
487
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,735
And you want to know why?
488
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:34,974
A: a guy moves into town.
489
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:38,211
Two: he has no job.
490
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:43,250
And c: he wants to marry
Mrs. Bendelmright.
491
00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:50,490
Barney, you're gassed!
492
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,463
This cider's turned hard!
493
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,532
Bless her heart.
494
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,570
Bless her heart.
495
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:06,839
Where'd you say you found
This cider, mr. Fields?
496
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,476
I believe your
Former tenant left it.
497
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,378
Have another glass,
My dear?
498
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,512
Oh.
499
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:16,916
Now, let's drink
Another toast...
500
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,286
To our new life.
501
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:21,488
[ both chuckle ]
502
00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:25,592
Mm, that's good cider.
503
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,928
But shouldn't we be getting
Started for the bus depot?
504
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,930
Oh, there's
Plenty of time.
505
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,866
Let's have
Another drink.
506
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:34,867
[ glasses clink ]
507
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,002
To us.
508
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:37,537
[ both chuckle ]
509
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:38,538
It's all my fault.
510
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,572
All my fault.
511
00:20:39,606 --> 00:20:41,274
Don't drink
Any more of that.
512
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,575
Here, drink this coffee.
513
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:43,576
Okay.
514
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:44,711
Andy, she's in trouble.
515
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,912
Why don't they call?
516
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,013
[ telephone rings ]
517
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,048
What a time for
The phone to ring.
518
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,850
Sheriff taylor.
519
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,852
Yeah, lieutenant.
520
00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,454
Yeah?
521
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,356
Yeah.
522
00:20:56,389 --> 00:20:58,991
Right, thanks.
523
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,627
Come on, barn.
524
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,895
Fields is a con man,
All right.
525
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:06,333
Oscar fields,
Otto thelman,
Norman feldspar.
526
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:08,568
Extortion, bigamy,
A bunco man all the way.
527
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:12,339
[ both chuckling ]
528
00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:16,576
Well, I got to go up
And get my shakful...
529
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:17,944
My statchel.
530
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,346
Huh?
531
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:21,514
You know, the thing
I put my clothes in.
532
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,383
My valoose.
533
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:24,917
Oh, quite right, dear.
534
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,520
You go on upstairs
And freshen up
535
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,656
And then we'll be
On our way.
536
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,557
Stop in the name
Of the law!
537
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:06,426
Just hold it.
538
00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,760
What's this?
539
00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,829
Oh-ho-ho!
540
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,766
Oh, I had you pegged
Right from the start, buster,
541
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,568
And you want to know
How I knew?
542
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,136
A: a guy moves in...
543
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,137
Mr. Fields?
544
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,639
Oh, mr. Fields?
545
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:23,476
Mr. Fields, I seem
To have misplaced my purse.
546
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,812
There's your purse,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
547
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:27,914
Mr. Fields was about
To run off with it.
548
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,449
[ gasps ]
549
00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:32,051
Are you all right,
Mrs. Mendelbright?
550
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,455
He didn't hurt you
Or anything, did he?
551
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,723
No, but...
552
00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,925
I just don't understand.
553
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,727
It's all my fault.
554
00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,495
If I hadn't cooked
555
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,131
You never would have
Threw me out
556
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,600
And taken in this thief.
557
00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:50,002
It's my fault,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
558
00:22:50,036 --> 00:22:52,104
Oh, don't say that,
Barney.
559
00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:53,506
It's true.
560
00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:56,409
I should have taken
Better care of you.
561
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:57,777
You're my friend.
562
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,647
Oh, barney,
You're my friend, too.
563
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,149
I like you,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
564
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:06,018
I like you,
Too, barney.
565
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,123
Come on, let's
Leave them alone.
566
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:22,435
Barney: who is it?
567
00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:23,870
It's me, barney.
568
00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:26,839
Oh, come in,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
569
00:23:28,107 --> 00:23:30,042
Getting yourself settled,
Barney?
570
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:31,911
Mrs. Mendelbright.
Yes, ma'am.
571
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,514
Oh, it's good
To have you back again.
572
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:37,517
Well, it's good to be back,
Mrs. Mendelbright.
573
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:40,219
Oh, I'll never be able
To thank you boys
574
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,921
For all you did for me.
575
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:43,590
It was our pleasure.
576
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,859
Well, nevertheless,
I want to show my gratitude.
577
00:23:46,893 --> 00:23:49,662
From now on,
I'm cutting your rent
578
00:23:49,696 --> 00:23:51,598
And raising your wattage.
579
00:23:51,631 --> 00:23:54,033
Rent is $5 a week.
580
00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,804
And you can use
A 100-watt bulb.
581
00:23:57,837 --> 00:23:59,238
Well, thank you.
582
00:23:59,271 --> 00:24:00,940
That's very nice.
583
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:02,775
And that isn't all.
584
00:24:02,809 --> 00:24:06,613
From now on, you can cook in
Your room as much as you like.
585
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,881
Well, are you sure?
586
00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,116
Absolutely.
587
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,485
Breakfast, dinner, supper --
Anything.
588
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,787
Well, thank you.
589
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:17,557
Well,
I'll see you later.
590
00:24:17,590 --> 00:24:18,958
All right.
591
00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,026
Bye, mrs. Mendelbright.
592
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:21,828
Bye.
593
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:23,796
Come back.
594
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,832
Bless her heart.
595
00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:46,853
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