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[ whistling sprightly tune ]
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Starring andy griffith...
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With ronny howard...
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Also starring don knotts.
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5 and 2 is 7
And 3 is 10...
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And 4 is 14 and...
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Opie, your milk.
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Morning,
Everybody.
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Morning, barney.
Come on in.
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Opie, you haven't
Finished your milk.
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Opie, we can't put it
Back in the cow.
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I'm awful busy
Right now, aunt bee.
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Can I drink it later?
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I'll put it back
In the icebox.
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You can have it
When you come home.
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I'll tell andy
You're here.
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Okay.
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What're you
Doing, ope,
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Writing your
Memoirs?
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6 and 8 is 14 and 9 is 21...
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Oh, doing your
Ol' arithmetic, are you?
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6 and 8 is 14 and...
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Mighty important subject,
Arithmetic.
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Yes, sir. You'll find
You use arithmetic
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In every walk of life,
Did you know that?
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I know.
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6 and 8 is 14...
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Engineers, scientists,
Carpenters, plumbers--
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Everybody at one
Time or another
Uses arithmetic.
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Every walk of life.
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Uh-huh.
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6 and 8 is 14 and 9...
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No matter what
You're planning on being
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Sooner or later,
You're gonna use arithmetic.
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So you keep
Doing it, boy.
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I'll try.
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6 and 8 is 14...
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Mornin'.
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Hi, andy.
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You'd better be
Gettin' to school,
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Hadn't you, ope?
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He's doing his arithmetic.
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Pretty important,
You know.
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6 and 8 is 14 and...
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Take your pa, now.
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He's a sheriff.
He uses arithmetic.
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Even the prisoners,
They use numbers...
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The ones on
Their backs.
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[ laughs ]
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I just made that up.
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If that's homework
You're doin',
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This is a fine time.
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Why didn't you
Do it last night?
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I'll be finished
In just a minute.
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You better buckle down.
You got another report card due.
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I ain't worried.
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What makes you so sure?
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I think
The teacher likes me now.
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Liking's got nothing
To do with it.
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The teacher don't
Give good marks
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'cause she likes you,
You know.
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Look at barbie tyler.
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She's teacher's pet,
And she always gets good marks.
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Maybe she's teacher's pet
Because she gets good marks.
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You ever think of that?
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You better go on, now.
You'll be late.
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Okay, pa.
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I'll see ya.
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Okay. Bye, pa.
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See you later, barney.
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Okay, ope.
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Bye, aunt bee.
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Opie? Opie!
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Have you got
Your nutrition money?
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Opie:
Yep. Got it in my shoe.
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Nutrition money?
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Mm-hmm. They get
A midmorning snack.
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Helps them to concentrate.
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Opie! Opie, your lunch!
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That boy
Can't remember anything.
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He'd forget his head
If it wasn't screwed on.
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Well, let's go to work.
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Yeah.
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Nutrition money.
[ chuckles ]
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Boy, the things kids
Get away with these days.
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Yeah.
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Won't drink his milk,
But he gets a midmorning snack.
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They sure didn't
Pamper us like that.
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No, boy, they
Sure didn't.
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If we were caught
Chewing anything in school
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You know what'd happen?
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We'd stay after school
And darn well clap erasers.
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No wonder the country's
Going soft.
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That's what the country
Needs all right--
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More eraser-clappers.
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Well, it wouldn't do 'em
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A bit of harm,
I'll tell you that.
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Kids these days--
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You got to reward 'em
For everything.
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Got to bribe 'em
To get good marks.
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Boy, I tell ya,
If I ever came home
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With anything
Less than all a's
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I didn't dare
Come home.
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I don't remember you
Gettin' all a's.
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Well, I did that once.
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Remember? The teacher made
Such a fuss about it
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That all the kids hated me.
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I don't remember that.
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Well,
It's a fact.
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I didn't want them thinking
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I was some kind of a snob
Or an egghead or something,
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So I buckled down
And got bad marks.
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That must've taken real effort.
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You think you're kidding?
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Listen, an I.Q. Can be
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A mixed blessing
Sometimes.
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But some people want it
And can't get it.
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I got it
And had to get rid of it.
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Life's funny that way, you know?
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Yeah.
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You know what I think, barn?
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Hmm?
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I think that was
Real democratic of you.
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Real democratic.
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How I vote, brother,
Is m business.
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Well, I...
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When a man
Walks into that booth,
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He's alone with his conscience,
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And nobody gets to ask him
How he voted-- nobody.
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Well, I agree.
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Now, that's
The american way
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And I'm for that.
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Well, you can put
Me down for it, too.
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How'd you vote, andy?
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Well, I ain't gonna tell ya.
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I'm just as american as you are.
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Now let's go
On patrol.
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It ain't as if
I'm a stranger.
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I'm your friend.
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Come on. How'd you vote?
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You tell me and I'll tell you.
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He's coming, aunt bee!
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He's coming!
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Here comes pa.
The car's pulling up.
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Don't say anything
About it, aunt bee.
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Promise you won't
Say anything?
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I promise.
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Andy:
See you later, barn.
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Pretend like
Nothing's happened.
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Let me give it to him, okay?
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Of course, of
Course, I will.
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Hi, ope.
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Hi, pa.
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Hi, aunt bee.
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Hi, andy.
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Well, how'd it go
In school today?
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Well...
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What's goin' on?
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Well...
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What's that?
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Report card.
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Bad news, huh?
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I hate to say
I told you so
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But I did, you know.
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"Effort: 'a.'
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"Cooperation: 'a.'
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"Arithmetic: 'a.'
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"Readin', spellin',
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Social studies..."
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They're all a's.
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I told you she liked me.
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You hear that,
Aunt bee?
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What do you think
Of a boy who gets all a's?
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I know. Isn't
It wonderful?
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I fooled you,
Didn't I?
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You thought
There was gonna
Be some bad marks
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But I fooled you,
Didn't I?!
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You sure did.
Am I ever proud of you.
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Aunt bee, what
Are we gonna do
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To reward
A boy like this?
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I baked him a special pie.
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Andy:
You did?
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Mm-hmm. His favorite--
Butterscotch pecan.
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Mmm, mmm!
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A whole pie
Just for me?
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Your head's so full,
Might as well
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Fill your tummy
To balance you.
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That's right.
Fill up your tummy.
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Anybody who gets all a's
Ought to have a tum-tum
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Full of pie, pie, pie.
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All a's.
Look at that.
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Would you just
Look at that?
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All a's.
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Pretty sight -- pretty, pretty,
Pretty, pretty sight.
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[ door opens ]
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Oh, hi, barn.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, barney.
Everything all right?
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Yeah, fine.
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Here's the keys
To the car.
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I parked her
In the driveway.
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Oh, thanks.
Well,
I'll see you.
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No, wait a minute.
Don't go.
No, you're eatin' supper.
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No, wait a minute.
I want to tell you something.
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Do you know you're standing
In the presence of a boy
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That got all a's
On his report card?
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He means me.
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No kidding.
All a's.
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Yeah. We're having
A little celebration --
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Kind of
A pie celebration.
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Sit down
And have some.
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No, thanks.
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Oh, come on,
Pull up a chair.
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Oh, I couldn't.
Oh, come on,
Barney.
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No, thanks.
It's butterscotch pecan.
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Well, seein' as how
It's a celebration.
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Come on, opie. Show me
How big a piece you want.
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Big!
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[ both laugh ]
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Young'uns -- they sure can
Fool you sometimes.
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Looky there.
All a's.
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You know
What I think?
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What?
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I think you ought to have
That boy measured for his I.Q.
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What?
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You might have a genius
On your hands.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I mean it.
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Might be they're holding him
Back there at that school.
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Well...
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Could be he's ready
For...Harvard.
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Oh, come on.
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Well, it's happened.
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Well, he's not
Even 10 years old yet.
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Do you know
How old einstein was
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When he graduated
From school?
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How old?
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Well, I don't know,
But I'll bet he was young,
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Fella that bright.
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Yeah.
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Really, I think you ought to
Have opie's head looked into.
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Could be some interesting things
Going on in there.
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[ school bell rings ]
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[ indistinct conversations ]
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All right, children.
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Children, settle down.
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Opie, would you
Come up here, please,
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And bring your report card?
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Opie, it seems
I made a mistake
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In transcribing
Some of the marks
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To the report cards.
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I'm afraid yours
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Was one of the
Mistaken ones.
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I'm sorry this
Happened, opie,
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And I wish you had
Made all those a's.
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Yes, ma'am.
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You could do it,
You know, if you
Really worked.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I'm sorry, opie.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Wait here a minute
262
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,281
And let me do a
Little scouting.
263
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,158
Aunt bee...
264
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,159
[ gasps ]
265
00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,927
You gave me
Such a fright.
266
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:55,128
Is opie here?
267
00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:57,197
Yes. He's upstairs
In his room, I think.
268
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,198
Good.
269
00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,399
Now that you mention it
270
00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:01,334
He hasn't been down
All afternoon.
271
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,336
Don't call him.
Don't say anything.
272
00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:04,638
No, no.
273
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:22,222
Easy, easy, easy.
274
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,791
Okay.
275
00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:27,327
Shh.
276
00:10:30,263 --> 00:10:32,766
Easy, barney, easy.
277
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,737
Oh, andy!
278
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,138
How about that?
279
00:10:38,171 --> 00:10:40,140
Oh, andy,
He's going to love it.
280
00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,408
He sure will.
281
00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,043
It's got a bell,
Too. Look.
282
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,978
No. Don't do that.
You'll give it away.
283
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,213
Where'll we hide it?
284
00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,315
It's like trying
To hide an elephant.
285
00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:49,983
I know. The couch.
286
00:10:50,017 --> 00:10:51,885
Push it down.
Keep it down below.
287
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,020
It shows.
288
00:10:53,053 --> 00:10:54,287
Hold on. Wait.
289
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,056
Sit in front of it, aunt bee.
290
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:57,725
...Tear him away
From his studies,
291
00:10:57,758 --> 00:10:58,992
But I don't
Reckon he'll mind.
292
00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:00,227
Ope?!
293
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:02,329
He'll go stale
If he studies all the time.
294
00:11:02,362 --> 00:11:03,797
It happened to me.
295
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,098
Yeah. Opie?
296
00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,400
My pa used to say,
"If you don't get your nose
297
00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,103
Out of them books
And go get some fresh air..."
298
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,906
Then he'd send me down
To the cellar to sift ashes.
299
00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:15,275
We better get out
From behind here.
300
00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,810
Sit by aunt bee.
301
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,345
Opie, can you hear me?
302
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:19,847
Opie:
Yeah, pa.
303
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,015
Would you come down here
A minute?
304
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,316
Okay, pa.
305
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:29,022
Uh, ope, uh...
I believe I left
306
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:32,893
My slippers over there
Behind the couch.
307
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,262
Would you
Get 'em for me?
308
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:39,800
Go on.
309
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:41,034
Okay, pa.
310
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:56,483
Well, aren't you gonna
Say something?
311
00:11:56,516 --> 00:11:58,952
It's neat.
312
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,521
Opie, did you
Ever know a father
313
00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:05,258
That had more
Reason to be
Proud of his son
314
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:06,860
Than I have
315
00:12:06,894 --> 00:12:09,129
With all them a's
You got?
316
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,031
Well...
317
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,766
There you are.
318
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:15,235
Ain't you gonna
Take her out and ride her?
319
00:12:15,268 --> 00:12:17,270
Not right
Now, pa.
320
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:20,040
I got studying to do, and...
321
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,341
I'll do it later.
322
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,823
I'm telling you, andy,
323
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:39,893
You'd better get
That boy's I.Q. Examined.
324
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:43,897
He gets a new bike
And he wants to study?
325
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:48,501
Well...I reckon that's
The way you get all a's.
326
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,243
Hi, andy.
327
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:57,444
Hi, barn.
328
00:12:57,477 --> 00:12:59,046
Look at that,
Would you?
329
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,313
What's that?
330
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,581
My old history book.
331
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,051
The one I used
Way back in the eighth grade.
332
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,218
I'll be dogged.
333
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,586
With all this talk
With opie
334
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,189
About how good
He's doing in school and all,
335
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,291
I got to thinking
About my own schooling
336
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,094
And I dug that up--
My old history book.
337
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:18,098
"Bernard p. Fife." huh.
338
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:21,068
"This book belongs
To bernard p. Fife.
339
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:24,972
"If lost or stolen, please
Return to bernard p. Fife.
340
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,806
Signed, bernard p. Fife."
341
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,177
Your book?
342
00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:31,378
Yeah.
343
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,812
Look at the next page.
344
00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:39,419
"A history of
The united states of america
345
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,021
By bernard p. Fife."
346
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,991
Well, remember how we used
To paste our own names
347
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:45,125
Over the author's?
348
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,493
Oh, yeah.
349
00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,062
Boy, you've had this
A long time.
350
00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:50,931
Since the eighth grade,
And you want to know something?
351
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,001
There's things right there
In that book that I learned
352
00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,936
That I still remember
To this day.
353
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,270
Oh, come on.
To this day.
354
00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,606
It's amazing
How that stuff stays with you.
355
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:02,175
Once you learn something,
It never leaves you.
356
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:04,244
Stays locked up tight
In the old noodle.
357
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,179
It does, huh?
Sure.
358
00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,547
Here. Let me show you.
359
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,649
Constitution
Of the united states.
360
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,419
Now, we had to memorize
The preamble of that
361
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,054
And I still remember it.
362
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,188
You do?
363
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,656
Yeah. Here,
I'll show you.
364
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,025
Hold the book on me.
365
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,160
Okay.
366
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,930
All right. Go ahead.
367
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:25,933
The constitution
Of the united states.
368
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:35,242
Why don't you just
Give me the first word
369
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:36,576
And then I know the rest.
370
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,411
Okay. "We."
"We."
371
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,446
We?
372
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,480
We.
373
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:41,548
Are you sure?
374
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,283
I'm looking right at it.
375
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,351
Oh. "We."
376
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,953
"We..."
377
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,993
"The..."
378
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:54,261
The. "We the..."
379
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,263
"We the..."
380
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:06,039
"People..."
381
00:15:06,073 --> 00:15:08,208
People. "We the people..."
382
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,977
"We the people..."
383
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,513
"We the people..."
384
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,952
"We the people..."
385
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,634
"Of..."
386
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:36,503
Of. "We the people of..."
387
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,704
"The..."
The...
388
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,106
"United..."
389
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,408
"Uni...We the people
Of the united..."
390
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,045
Flag?
391
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,980
Breeze? Wind? Wave?
392
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,581
Stars?!
States.
393
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:51,651
States! "We the people
Of the united states..."
394
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,986
"In order..."
395
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,121
"In order..."
396
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,322
"To form a..."
397
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,489
"To form a..."
398
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,658
"More perfect..."
"Perfect..."
399
00:15:58,691 --> 00:15:59,659
"Une..."
400
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:01,561
To form a more perfect you.
401
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:02,495
"Yun!"
402
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:03,730
Yun! "Union."
403
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:06,566
"In order to form
A more perfect union..."
404
00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,001
"Es..."
Es...
405
00:16:08,035 --> 00:16:09,269
"Ta..."
Ta...
406
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:10,603
"Bli..."
Bli...
407
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:11,738
"Shh..."
408
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,008
Shh.
409
00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,243
Establi...?
410
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:18,311
"Establish"
"Establish"
411
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,412
"Just..."
412
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,680
Establish just, uh...
413
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:22,049
"Tice!"
Tice!
414
00:16:22,082 --> 00:16:23,650
Justice. "Establish justice..."
415
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:28,155
"Ensure domestic tranquility,
416
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,523
"Provide for the
Common defense,
417
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,692
"Promote the
General welfare,
418
00:16:32,725 --> 00:16:35,562
"And secure the
Blessings of liberty
419
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:38,765
"To ourselves and our
Posterity do ordain
420
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:41,368
"And establish
This constitution
421
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,070
"For the united states
422
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,205
Of america."
Of america."
423
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,642
You wanna run through that again
424
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,478
Or do you think you got it?
425
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,313
I got it.
426
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:56,549
When you learn something,
You learn it.
427
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,351
Pa?
428
00:16:58,385 --> 00:17:00,053
Oh, hi, ope.
429
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,588
You talking about something?
430
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,256
No. Barney was
Just showing me
431
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:05,192
How he can still
Remember something
432
00:17:05,225 --> 00:17:06,726
He learned in
The eighth grade.
433
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:08,195
Surprised you,
Didn't I?
434
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,362
You sure did.
435
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,463
Pa?
436
00:17:10,497 --> 00:17:11,764
Yeah, ope?
437
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:14,567
I got something
I'd like to talk to you about.
438
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:17,737
Well, you go right ahead,
But I bet I know what it is.
439
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,073
About an advance
On your allowance.
440
00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,741
I expect that
Can be arranged.
441
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:25,178
Fella with your record's credit
Is good with me.
442
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,614
I expect you
Could use a little extra.
443
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:28,648
There you are.
444
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,183
Where's your bicycle?
445
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,251
Leave it outside?
446
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:32,585
I decided not to ride it.
447
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:33,653
You did?
448
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,088
Well, why?
449
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,789
You gonna
Study some now?
450
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,858
Now, look, ope,
I like the idea
451
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,228
Of you wanting to
Be a star pupil
452
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,695
But let's not overdo it.
453
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:45,432
Like they say, "All
Work and no play..."
454
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,700
You do like the
Bicycle, don't you?
455
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:48,835
Uh-huh.
456
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,270
Well, good.
457
00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,604
Take it out
And ride it
458
00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,273
And have some
Fun with it.
459
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,774
After all,
You earned it.
460
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:57,744
Go on. Ride it.
461
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,688
Go on, ope. Ride your bicycle.
462
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,224
Have a little fun for a change.
463
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:12,525
You deserve it.
464
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,594
Getting all them a's.
465
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:20,633
Mmm. I tell you, aunt bee,
That sure was good.
466
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,302
Well, I'm glad
You liked it.
467
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,338
We're gonna have to
Give you a title, or something.
468
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,240
"Miss fried chicken
Of mayberry."
469
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,742
Oh, stop it, and come
Help me with the dishes.
470
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,877
All right.
471
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,911
Pa?
472
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,280
In a minute, ope.
473
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:35,448
Let me help aunt bee
With these dishes.
474
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,320
You should have heard the
Boys in the barbershop
475
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,155
When I told
Them about opie.
476
00:18:42,189 --> 00:18:43,390
Oh, what did they say?
477
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,891
Oh, they just
Carried on.
478
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:46,193
They did?
Yeah.
479
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,161
He is a good boy,
You know that.
480
00:18:48,195 --> 00:18:49,662
Not spoiled,
Or anything.
481
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,663
Minds everybody.
482
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,265
I'll tell you
The truth
483
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,701
I'm so proud of him,
I don't know what to do.
484
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:57,370
Hey, you know
What I have a great mind to do?
485
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,671
Take him uptown
486
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,807
And get his picture made
With that report card
487
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,642
And send it
To edgar beasley.
488
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:05,378
He's always braggin' on
His young'uns so much.
489
00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:06,913
I think that's a fine idea.
490
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,281
[ chuckling ]
491
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:12,785
Well, hey, miss crump.
492
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,886
Hello, sheriff.
493
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,921
Come in.
494
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,223
Sit down,
Won't you?
495
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,924
I just came
To see you about opie.
496
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:19,959
How's my little
Honor student doing?
497
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,829
He gave us quite a surprise
With that report card.
498
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,964
I bet you
Was a little surprised, too.
499
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,266
He didn't tell you?
500
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,667
Tell me what?
501
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,270
Oh, well, I'd
Better explain.
502
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,341
Aunt bee, is opie here?
503
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,642
Oh, I don't know, andy.
504
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,809
He's been in and out.
505
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,278
He say anything to you
506
00:19:38,311 --> 00:19:40,413
About getting the
Wrong report card?
507
00:19:40,447 --> 00:19:41,681
Wrong report card?
508
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,384
Yeah. He not only
Didn't get all a's,
509
00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,286
He got an "F"
In arithmetic.
510
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:47,820
Why, I don't understand.
511
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:49,289
Well, he did.
512
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:51,391
So you don't know
If he's here or not?
513
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:52,759
No.
514
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,728
Opie?
515
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,299
Opie?
516
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,567
Andy...
517
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,734
Opie, come down here.
518
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,503
You're not going
To punish him?
519
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:04,871
No, I want to
Talk to him.
520
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,839
I want to find out
What's going on.
521
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,741
Boy's been acting
Mighty strange--
522
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:09,876
Won't ride
His bicycle,
523
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,478
Wants to study
All the time.
524
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,712
Opie, you hear me?
525
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,353
Opie?
526
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:28,928
Oh, my goodness.
527
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:31,664
He cleaned up his room
Without me asking.
528
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,466
He's run away.
529
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,635
Oh, andy.
530
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,407
What are you going
To do?
531
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,342
Go and find him.
532
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:24,016
Where you going?
533
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,485
Hi, pa.
534
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,821
Did you get my note?
535
00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:29,922
Yeah.
536
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,025
You didn't say
Where you was going.
537
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:35,528
Well, I was going away someplace
538
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:39,098
And not come back
Till you was proud of me again.
539
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:41,067
What?
540
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:44,337
Well, pa, there's something
You don't know,
541
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:48,475
But you're gonna find out,
So I might as well tell you.
542
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,478
I didn't get all a's
On my report card.
543
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,480
The teacher made a mistake.
544
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,748
I wanted
To tell you about it.
545
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:57,617
I started to,
546
00:21:57,650 --> 00:22:00,587
But I knew
You'd be awful disappointed...
547
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,088
So I just never did.
548
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:04,123
Then I got to thinking about it
549
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,759
And I figured
The best thing to do
550
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,395
Would be to run away.
551
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:11,464
Not come back
Till I was able to do something
552
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,733
That could make you
Proud of me again.
553
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,902
Uh...
554
00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:21,474
Opie, I've got...
555
00:22:21,508 --> 00:22:23,710
I got something I, uh...
556
00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,778
I want to say to you.
557
00:22:27,747 --> 00:22:29,482
When I thought you got all a's
558
00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:32,485
That was the most important
Thing in the world to me
559
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,153
And I made it
So important
560
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,890
That I made it
Impossible for you
To live up to it.
561
00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:42,161
You're my son, and I'm proud
Of you just for that.
562
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,898
You do the best you can,
And if you do that
563
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,735
That's all I'll ever ask of you.
564
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,637
Okay?
565
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,871
Okay, pa.
566
00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:57,444
You never did say
Where you was going.
567
00:22:57,477 --> 00:23:01,180
Well, I thought maybe
I'd go away and join the navy.
568
00:23:01,213 --> 00:23:03,583
The navy.
569
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,152
Well, things is kind
Of quieting down now.
570
00:23:06,185 --> 00:23:08,655
Would you
Mind waiting
A little bit?
571
00:23:08,688 --> 00:23:10,156
I don't mind.
572
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:13,793
Good. I'll send your regrets
To the secretary of the navy.
573
00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,835
Pa! Pa!
574
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,104
Opie.
What in the world?
575
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,973
Look at this, pa.
576
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,808
It's arithmetic test
We had this morning.
577
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,042
Look what I got.
578
00:23:30,076 --> 00:23:33,179
"B-plus. Nice improvement.
Miss crump."
579
00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,781
Well, now,
That's the time.
580
00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:36,616
Looky there, aunt bee.
Looky there.
581
00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:37,850
Isn't that nice?
582
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:39,452
Makes you feel good,
Doesn't it, opie?
583
00:23:39,486 --> 00:23:40,553
Sure does.
584
00:23:40,587 --> 00:23:43,055
That's fine.
That's real fine.
585
00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:45,024
That's the way
To do it.
586
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,663
Pa?
Hmm?
587
00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:53,900
When you was a boy, what was
The worst grades you ever got?
588
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,636
I made it a point
Not to remember them.
589
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:58,705
What was the best?
590
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:01,608
Sometimes I did
Pretty good. Why?
591
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,810
No reason.
Just asking.
592
00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,979
Pa?
Hmm?
593
00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,181
When you was a boy,
Did you have a bike?
594
00:24:09,215 --> 00:24:10,583
Yeah. Why?
595
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,519
Just asking.
596
00:24:13,686 --> 00:24:15,855
Pa?
597
00:24:15,888 --> 00:24:17,156
Now what?
598
00:24:17,189 --> 00:24:19,959
Did you get to ride it
Whenever you wanted to
599
00:24:19,992 --> 00:24:22,128
Or just when you
Got good grades?
600
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:25,498
Go on.
Ride your bicycle.
601
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:26,533
Thanks, pa!
602
00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:39,912
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