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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:04,705 [ WHISTLING SPRIGHTLY TUNE ] 2 00:00:10,078 --> 00:00:12,580 STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH... 3 00:00:12,613 --> 00:00:15,083 WITH RONNY HOWARD. 4 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,286 ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS. 5 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:24,658 "WANTED FOR ARMED ROBBERY." 6 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,460 MMM. 7 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:29,097 GET YOUNGER EVERY YEAR, DON'T THEY? 8 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:31,765 YEAH. 9 00:00:31,799 --> 00:00:33,301 ANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 10 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,602 I'M JUST GONNA POST THIS 11 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,205 ON THE BULLETIN BOARD IF I CAN FIND A PLACE. 12 00:00:37,238 --> 00:00:38,572 WELL, I'LL HANDLE THAT. 13 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:40,608 IT'S NO TROUBLE. I CAN GET IT. 14 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:43,211 YOU PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE BULLETIN BOARD. 15 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:45,613 WHEN YOU PUT SOMEBODY IN CHARGE OF SOMETHING 16 00:00:45,646 --> 00:00:47,415 YOU OUGHT TO LET THEM HANDLE IT. 17 00:00:47,448 --> 00:00:48,716 OKAY. 18 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,718 PUT IT OVER THERE ON THE DESK 19 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:52,720 AND WHEN I FINISH CLEANING UP 20 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:53,654 I'LL POST IT. 21 00:00:53,687 --> 00:00:54,655 OH, ALL RIGHT. 22 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,557 WHAT'S THAT DOING UP THERE? 23 00:00:56,590 --> 00:00:58,826 THAT'S A DESPERATE CRIMINAL, ANDY. 24 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:01,262 HE'S ONLY WANTED IN SEVEN STATES. 25 00:01:01,295 --> 00:01:03,697 HE WAS PICKED UP OVER TWO WEEKS AGO. 26 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:07,168 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? 27 00:01:07,201 --> 00:01:08,269 SURE I'M SURE. 28 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,503 IT WAS ON THE TV. 29 00:01:09,537 --> 00:01:11,305 I HEARD IT ON THE RADIO. 30 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:15,743 OH, WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA GO BY JUST THAT... 31 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:19,380 ME, I LIKE TO WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 32 00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:20,648 THAT'S OFFICIAL ENOUGH. 33 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,383 WHEN A CRIMINAL'S BEEN CAUGHT 34 00:01:22,416 --> 00:01:24,852 THERE'S NO POINT IN KEEPING HIS PICTURE ON THE BOARD. 35 00:01:24,885 --> 00:01:28,722 JUST THE SAME, I'D LIKE TO WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 36 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,192 OKAY. 37 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,527 I ALWAYS WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 38 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,596 PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE BULLETIN BOARD 39 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,532 AND MY PROCEDURE'S ALWAYS BEEN TO LEAVE THE POSTER UP 40 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:40,534 UNTIL I GET THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 41 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,270 HASN'T THAT BEEN MY PROCEDURE? 42 00:01:42,303 --> 00:01:44,438 YEAH. THAT'S-THAT'S BEEN YOUR PROCEDURE. 43 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:47,141 THEN WE'LL WAIT FOR THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 44 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,810 OKAY, BUT OFFICIAL VERIFICATION'LL COME 45 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:51,312 IN THE AFTERNOON MAIL. 46 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:54,315 ALL RIGHT, THEN. WHEN THE AFTERNOON MAIL COMES 47 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,716 I'LL OPEN THE ENVELOPE 48 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:58,186 TAKE OUT THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION 49 00:01:58,219 --> 00:02:00,521 AND REMOVE THE POSTER AT THAT TIME. 50 00:02:00,554 --> 00:02:03,857 GOOD. 51 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:07,695 DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT DOWN NOW?! 52 00:02:07,728 --> 00:02:09,663 ALL RIGHT. I'LL TAKE IT DOWN! 53 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:18,539 DON'T HAVE TO BLOW YOUR STACK. 54 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,841 I'M NOT BLOWING MY STACK, BARNEY. 55 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,544 YEAH. I KNOW YOU, ANDY. 56 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,478 HI, BARNEY. 57 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,579 HI, OPE. 58 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:28,249 PAW, WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH BARNEY? 59 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,218 OH, HE'S JUST A LITTLE EXCITED. 60 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:31,219 IT'S NOTHING. 61 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,820 SURE SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING. 62 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:37,691 HE'S SWEEPING CLEAR ON DOWN THE STREET. 63 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:38,892 THAT'S GOOD. 64 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:40,894 IF HE SWEEPS AS FAR AS THE DRUG STORE 65 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:42,763 MAYBE HE'LL GET A BOTTLE OF POP 66 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,765 AND COOL OFF. 67 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,634 ALL READY FOR SCHOOL, ARE YOU? 68 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,635 YEAH. 69 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:48,969 WELL, DO A GOOD DAY'S WORK 70 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:50,438 AND ACT LIKE SOMEBODY. 71 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:51,439 I'LL SEE YOU. 72 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:52,540 BYE. 73 00:02:59,247 --> 00:03:01,882 Andy: I SEE THAT STOP SIGN'S STILL HANGING LOOSE. 74 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:05,353 YOU DIDN'T, UH, DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO FIX THAT? 75 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,288 NO. I'M WAITING FOR THE WORK ORDER 76 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:08,389 FROM THE COUNTY. 77 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:10,291 YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A WORK ORDER 78 00:03:10,324 --> 00:03:11,659 TO HAMMER IN A LITTLE NAIL. 79 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,461 JUST THE SAME, IF YOU DON'T MIND 80 00:03:13,494 --> 00:03:15,363 I'D LIKE TO WAIT FOR THE WORK ORDER. 81 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:19,433 WELL, MAYBE THE WORK ORDER WILL COME IN THE AFTERNOON MAIL 82 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,634 ALONG WITH 83 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,403 THE OFFICIAL VERIFICATION. 84 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:28,342 LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME COMPANY. 85 00:03:28,376 --> 00:03:31,345 JUST PULL UP AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN THERE IN BACK. 86 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,515 WHOOP. A LITTLE TOO CLOSE. 87 00:03:34,548 --> 00:03:36,617 NOW YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I DRIVE. 88 00:03:36,650 --> 00:03:38,386 OKAY, OKAY. I'M SORRY. 89 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,554 YOU'VE BEEN PICKING ON ME. 90 00:03:40,588 --> 00:03:41,922 BARNEY... 91 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:44,625 YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I RUN THE BULLETIN BOARD. 92 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,361 I DON'T GET THE SIGNS FIXED FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU. 93 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:48,496 NOW IT'S MY DRIVING. 94 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:50,030 JUST PICK, PICK, PICK. 95 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:51,299 SHERIFF TAYLOR? 96 00:03:51,332 --> 00:03:52,266 YES, SIR. 97 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,734 I'M BOB ROGERS 98 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,336 STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 99 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:56,504 WELL, HOWDY DO. 100 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:58,606 SHAKE HANDS WITH MY DEPUTY BARNEY FIFE. 101 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:00,274 STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE, HUH? 102 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:02,310 THAT'LL BE MY OLD FRIEND RALPH BAKER. 103 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,344 THAT'S RIGHT. 104 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:04,645 HE SENT ME DOWN HERE. 105 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:06,480 THIS LETTER WILL EXPLAIN WHY. 106 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,716 LET'S SEE HERE. 107 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:13,754 HMM. 108 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:16,056 WELL, THIS IS UNUSUAL. 109 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,692 STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE SENDING ME A DEPUTY. 110 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:19,860 NO STRINGS ATTACHED? 111 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,829 NONE. IT'S A PLAN TO GIVE US LAWYERS 112 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:23,964 PRACTICAL EXPERIENCE IN LAW ENFORCEMENT. 113 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,301 MR. BAKER FEELS I'D LEARN QUITE A BIT WORKING UNDER YOU. 114 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:29,303 SO FAR, MY KNOWLEDGE COMES FROM BOOKS. 115 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,804 I NEVER DISCOUNT BOOK LEARNING 116 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:32,406 BUT WE WILL DO WHAT WE CAN 117 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,808 TO SHOW YOU DAY-IN AND DAY-OUT LAW ENFORCEMENT 118 00:04:34,842 --> 00:04:35,876 HERE IN MAYBERRY. 119 00:04:35,909 --> 00:04:37,010 IT'LL BE REAL NICE 120 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,846 HAVING AN EXTRA HAND ON THE FORCE 121 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:39,947 WON'T IT, BARNEY? 122 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,815 OH, YEAH. 123 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,817 YEAH. 124 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,757 I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT! 125 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,425 CAN YOU IMAGINE HIM GOING OUT 126 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:52,726 AND GETTING A REPLACEMENT FOR ME? 127 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,928 AW, HONEY, COULDN'T IT BE A COINCIDENCE, 128 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,631 THAT EVERYTHING IS JUST THE WAY ANDY SAYS IT IS? 129 00:04:57,665 --> 00:05:00,368 MAYBE THIS MAN REALLY IS FROM THE STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. 130 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:02,536 NO, NO, NO, NO. 131 00:05:02,570 --> 00:05:05,673 NO, YESTERDAY HE'S PICKING AT ME, NOT LIKING ANYTHING I DO, 132 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,775 AND TODAY A NEW DEPUTY SHOWS UP. 133 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,009 AW, BARNEY. 134 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:11,111 LOOK, THELMA, YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO 135 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,381 THIS IS NOT A TWO-DEPUTY TOWN. 136 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:15,716 NO, THE SKIDS ARE GREASED FOR YOURS TRULY. 137 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,050 I'M ON MY WAY OUT. 138 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:18,819 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 139 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,389 A WINK'S AS GOOD AS A NOD TO A BLIND MULE. 140 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,723 HE'S DUMPING ME FOR SURE. 141 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:23,924 I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE 142 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,893 ANDY WOULD DO A THING LIKE THAT. 143 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,096 WELL, THEN, WHY IS HE GROOMING A REPLACEMENT? 144 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,964 HE'S TAKING A GREEN KID, A ROOKIE 145 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:33,967 AND EXPECTING ME TO TEACH HIM, TO GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT 146 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,837 OF MY YEARS OF KNOWLEDGE AND EXPERIENCE IN POLICE WORK. 147 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,539 WELL, IF HE THINKS... 148 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:40,941 WAIT A MINUTE. 149 00:05:40,974 --> 00:05:42,643 WAIT A MINUTE. 150 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,712 WHAT? WHAT IS IT? 151 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,748 WHO SAYS BARNEY FIFE HAS TO TURN HIS JOB OVER LIKE THIS? 152 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:50,117 TRAIN THIS KID TO BE MY REPLACEMENT, WILL I? 153 00:05:50,150 --> 00:05:52,119 NOT ON YOUR TINTYPE, SISTER. 154 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:53,954 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? 155 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,889 I'M GONNA HOLD BACK. 156 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:58,426 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO SWIM ALONE. 157 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,429 AND BEFORE LONG, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN? 158 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:03,431 HE'S GONNA SINK. 159 00:06:05,499 --> 00:06:07,635 Rogers: MORNING, DEPUTY. 160 00:06:07,668 --> 00:06:09,136 OH, HI THERE, KID. 161 00:06:09,169 --> 00:06:11,472 WELL, STUDYING 162 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,173 THE OLD BULLETIN BOARD, ARE YOU? 163 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,642 YEP. 164 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,545 SHE'S A LOT MORE COMPLICATED 165 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,846 THAN SHE LOOKS. 166 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,614 I GUESS YOU'D LIKE TO FIGURE OUT 167 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:22,115 HOW WE POST THESE THINGS, HUH? 168 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,817 CHECKS AND BALANCES WE USE 169 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:25,919 TO MAKE SURE THERE'S NO SLIP-UPS. 170 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:27,521 WELL, I'M SORRY, KID 171 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:30,190 I JUST AIN'T GOT THE TIME TO FILL YOU IN RIGHT NOW. 172 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:31,191 SO DARNED RUSHED. 173 00:06:31,224 --> 00:06:32,793 TELL YOU WHAT, THOUGH 174 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,462 JUST TRY ME A LITTLE LATER ON 175 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,163 AND I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU. 176 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:37,965 DON'T COUNT ON ANYTHING, THOUGH. 177 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:39,667 I'M SO DARNED RUSHED. 178 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:40,701 OH, THAT'S OKAY. 179 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:42,202 I THINK I HAVE IT FIGURED OUT. 180 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,671 YOU DO? 181 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:45,906 YEAH. I FOUND A SYSTEM OUTLINED IN THE BOOK. 182 00:06:45,939 --> 00:06:47,074 IN THE BOOK? 183 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:49,042 YEAH, A LAW OFFICER'S MANUAL. 184 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,544 OH, IT'S A FINE BOOK. 185 00:06:50,578 --> 00:06:51,812 COVERS EVERYTHING 186 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,547 BUT I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU. 187 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,816 I'LL BET YOU KNOW IT FROM COVER TO COVER. 188 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:58,552 OH, SURE, NATURALLY... COVER TO COVER. 189 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:00,220 "A SIMPLE AND EFFICIENT METHOD 190 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,756 "FOR KEEPING YOUR BULLETIN BOARD UP TO DATE 191 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,124 "IS TO MAKE A DAILY CHECK 192 00:07:04,157 --> 00:07:05,993 "FOR ARRESTS AND INCARCERATIONS 193 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,861 "AGAINST BULLETINS ALREADY POSTED 194 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,631 THEREBY AVOIDING LAP-OVER OF OUTDATED INFORMATION." 195 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:11,799 HEY. 196 00:07:11,832 --> 00:07:13,967 THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD SYSTEM. 197 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,202 LET ME SEE THAT. 198 00:07:15,235 --> 00:07:17,705 WE SURE COULD HAVE USED THIS THE OTHER DAY 199 00:07:17,738 --> 00:07:18,939 WHEN BARNEY LEFT UP 200 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,974 THAT OLD POSTER. 201 00:07:21,008 --> 00:07:23,644 YEAH. IT'S A GOOD SYSTEM, AIN'T IT, BARNEY? 202 00:07:23,677 --> 00:07:24,845 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 203 00:07:24,878 --> 00:07:26,947 I AIN'T GOT THE TIME TO STAND AROUND HERE 204 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:28,849 AND DISCUSS TRIVIAL TRIVIALITIES. 205 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,951 I'M SO RUSHED. 206 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 207 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,497 OH, I'M JUST POKING AROUND HERE, 208 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,799 TRYING TO FAMILIARIZE MYSELF WITH THE EQUIPMENT. 209 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,001 THAT'S PRETTY DELICATE STUFF TO BE HANDLED BY 210 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,703 SOMEBODY THAT'S INEXPERIENCED. 211 00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:50,671 SLIDE OVER, THERE. 212 00:07:50,704 --> 00:07:51,905 I'LL CHECK YOU OUT ON IT. 213 00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,741 OKAY, THANKS. 214 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:57,778 NOW, THIS IS A TWO-WAY RADIO. 215 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,548 I'LL GIVE YOU A TECHNICAL EXPLANATION HOW IT WORKS. 216 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:03,250 NOW, YOU TALK IN HERE... 217 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:08,589 AND YOU LISTEN IN HERE. 218 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,992 AND THAT'S THE EXPLANATION. 219 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,728 WELL, THANKS. 220 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,865 THAT'S VERY INFORMATIVE. 221 00:08:17,898 --> 00:08:19,533 WHAT'S THIS SWITCH HERE? HEY, EASY. 222 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:20,768 I'D BE REAL CAREFUL WITH THIS BABY. 223 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:22,069 THIS IS FOR THE SIREN. 224 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:24,672 IT'S NOT A TOY TO BE PLAYED WITH, YOU UNDERSTAND? 225 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:27,074 RIGHT, I OPERATE WITH EXTREME CARE. 226 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:29,109 ROGER, BUT NOW IF YOU DO HAVE TO USE IT, 227 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,277 HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. 228 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:33,180 TAKE YOUR INDEX FINGER, AND YOU FLIP IT 229 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,281 TO THE "ON." 230 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:35,683 [ SIREN WAILS ] 231 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,217 [Loudly] AND THEN TO TURN IT OFF, 232 00:08:37,250 --> 00:08:40,220 SAME FINGER, JUST FLIP IT TO THE "OFF." 233 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,757 [ SIREN CONTINUES ] 234 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,693 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE TURNING IT TO OFF? 235 00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,327 OF COURSE I'M SURE! I'VE TURNED THIS 236 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,896 ON AND OFF A MILLION TIMES! 237 00:08:48,929 --> 00:08:50,230 I KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF! 238 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,665 THEN IT MUST BE STUCK! 239 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,968 [ SIREN CONTINUES ] 240 00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:05,178 WHAT'S THE MATTER, BARNEY? 241 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:07,080 OH, THIS DARN SIREN IS STUCK! 242 00:09:07,114 --> 00:09:09,249 YOU BETTER GET SOME PLIERS AND A WIRE CUTTER! 243 00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:11,619 IT'S NOT NECESSARY TO CUT THE WIRES, DEPUTY. 244 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,853 OH, IT ISN'T, DEPUTY? 245 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,888 WELL, JUST HOW WOULD YOU DO IT, DEPUTY? 246 00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:17,791 MAY I BORROW THIS? 247 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:19,359 [ SIREN STOPS ] 248 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,361 WELL, I'LL BE DOGGED. HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 249 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,997 JUST TAPPED THE CONDENSER BOX. 250 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,299 WE LEARN SOMETHING EVERY DAY, DON'T WE, BARNEY? 251 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,269 YEAH. THAT WAS GOOD, BOB. 252 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:30,904 HEY, I MEANT TO TALK TO YOU. 253 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,741 YOU KNOW THAT WARRANT THAT YOU SERVED THIS MORNING? 254 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,809 YEAH. WELL, THAT WENT -- 255 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,177 ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL OVER! 256 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,012 LET'S BREAK IT UP! 257 00:09:39,046 --> 00:09:40,814 WHAT'S THE MATTER, AIN'T YOU FOLKS 258 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,650 EVER SEEN A CONDENSER BOX TAPPED? 259 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:51,124 SHERIFF, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LOOK 260 00:09:51,158 --> 00:09:52,726 AT THIS CHART NOW? 261 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:55,095 YEAH. LET ME SEE THAT THING. 262 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,296 BRING IT HERE. 263 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:57,130 WELL... 264 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,766 OH, HOWDY, BARNEY. 265 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:00,668 HELLO, DEPUTY. 266 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:03,136 HOWDY. Andy: THERE'S A MESS OF LINES HERE. 267 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:04,738 WHAT DO THEY ALL MEAN? 268 00:10:04,772 --> 00:10:06,273 THESE ARE THE MONTHS HERE... 269 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:08,842 WHO'S BEEN MESSING UP THE BULLETIN BOARD? 270 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:11,178 Andy: OH, ROGERS BROUGHT IT UP TO DATE. 271 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:12,713 YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S... 272 00:10:12,746 --> 00:10:14,281 WHAT'S ALL THIS STUFF OVER HERE? 273 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,016 WELL, IT WORKS LIKE A GRAPH. 274 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,017 WHAT'S THAT? 275 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,251 A STATISTICAL CHART 276 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,754 COVERING THE PATTERN OF CRIMES IN MAYBERRY 277 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,022 AND WITH THIS AS A BASIS 278 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:24,157 PREDICTING THE COURSE OF LAW VIOLATIONS. 279 00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:25,358 LIKE IT? 280 00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:26,694 YEAH. IT'S PRETTY. 281 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,361 THAT IS REAL GOOD-LOOKING 282 00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:29,963 WITH ALL THE CRAYOLA WORK 283 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,364 AND EVERYTHING ON IT 284 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:33,133 BUT I TELL YOU THE TRUTH 285 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,402 WE DON'T GO IN TOO MUCH FOR CHARTS. 286 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:37,237 WE MOSTLY WORK WITH THE PEOPLE. 287 00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,773 YEAH. THIS IS USUALLY A BUNCH OF NONSENSE. 288 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,308 DON'T UNDERESTIMATE STATISTICS. 289 00:10:41,341 --> 00:10:43,443 SOMETIMES THEIR ACCURACY CAN BE UNCANNY 290 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,713 ESPECIALLY IN THE FIELD OF PREDICTION 291 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,080 ACCORDING TO PAST PATTERNS. 292 00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,082 FOR INSTANCE, BEFORE THE MONTH IS OUT 293 00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,852 I VENTURE TO SAY YOU'LL HAVE 12 TRAFFIC VIOLATIONS 294 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,253 THREE BREAKING AND ENTERINGS 295 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,722 ONE WIFE-BEATING CASE... 296 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,389 "WIFE BEATING"? NO, NO. 297 00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,726 IF IT GOES ACCORDING TO PAST PATTERNS 298 00:10:58,759 --> 00:10:59,993 IT SHOULD HAPPEN. 299 00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,729 THAT'S A LAUGH, HUH, ANDY? 300 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,130 A CHART PREDICTING CRIMES 301 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,397 LIKE IT WAS SOME KIND 302 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,133 OF A CRYSTAL BALL OR SOMETHING. 303 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,202 [ PHONE RINGING ] 304 00:11:09,236 --> 00:11:12,139 HELLO. SHERIFF TAYLOR SPEAKING. 305 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,741 WHAT? 306 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:16,744 WELL, YEAH. I'LL- I'LL-I'LL GET A MAN 307 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:17,878 RIGHT ON THAT. 308 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:19,279 MUCH OBLIGED, GRACE. 309 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,283 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 310 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,418 YOUR CRYSTAL BALL SEEMS TO BE WORKING. 311 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:27,821 ED SIMPKINS JUST GIVE HIS WIFE "WHAT FOR." 312 00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:30,157 WELL, I THOUGHT IT WOULD HAPPEN THIS MONTH 313 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,492 BUT I DIDN'T FIGURE ON THIS KIND OF TIMING. 314 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,728 I'LL GET RIGHT OUT ON THE CASE, ANDY. 315 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:39,199 UH, BARNEY? 316 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,201 THIS IS KIND OF BOB'S CASE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 317 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,003 SEEING AS HOW HE PREDICTED IT AND ALL. 318 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,237 I THINK IT'D BE RIGHT 319 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,472 IF HE WAS THE ONE THAT HANDLED IT. 320 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:48,341 YOU GOT THE KEYS TO THE PATROL CAR? 321 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,219 THANK YOU, DEPUTY. 322 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,824 I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT AWAY, SHERIFF. 323 00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,426 RIGHT, BOB. 324 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:10,063 THAT BOY'S GOT THE MAKINGS OF A FINE LAWMAN, AIN'T HE? 325 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:12,432 YEAH. 326 00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,803 YEAH. HE'S A REGULAR BALL OF FIRE. 327 00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,774 NO. I'M SURE OF IT. 328 00:12:20,808 --> 00:12:23,210 THIS ROGERS IS OBVIOUSLY A BETTER QUALIFIED MAN. 329 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:24,812 HE MAKES A BETTER DEPUTY. 330 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,413 I'M A FIFTH WHEEL AND I KNOW IT. 331 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,515 WHY WOULDN'T ANDY SAY SOMETHING TO YOU? 332 00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:30,517 THAT'S THE WORST OF IT-- THE WAITING. 333 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:33,086 WHY DOESN'T HE SAY, "BARNEY, YOU'RE THROUGH"? 334 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,487 I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY 335 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,424 ANDY'S TOO GOOD A FRIEND TO TELL YOU YOU'RE THROUGH. 336 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,492 SURE HE'S A FRIEND. 337 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,094 I KNOW THAT, BUT... 338 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:45,332 HEY, THAT'S WHY HE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING. 339 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,300 HE I A FRIEND. 340 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:49,502 HE DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIRE ME. 341 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,939 HE CAN'T FIND THE WORDS. 342 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,574 WELL, MAYBE I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT. 343 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,210 MAYBE I'LL JUST FIND THE WORDS FOR HIM. 344 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,112 BARNEY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 345 00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:01,114 WELL, I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR HIM. 346 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:03,116 BARNEY FIFE ISN'T WANTED SOMEPLACE 347 00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,118 BARNEY FIFE DOESN'T STAY. 348 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:07,387 I'LL JUST BOW OUT. 349 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:16,163 BUT, BARNEY, BE SENSIBLE. YOU CAN'T QUIT. 350 00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,198 THIS IS THE WAY I WANT IT. 351 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,434 BUT YOU CAN'T QUIT THE SHERIFFING BUSINESS. 352 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,303 IT'S YOUR WHOLE LIFE. 353 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:26,139 IT IS BARNEY. 354 00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:29,142 IT'S NOT THE NEW MAN, IS IT? 355 00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,478 WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, ANDY, IT IS. 356 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,914 YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS 357 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:35,282 FOR A LONG TIME 358 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:37,617 BUT, WELL, I DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE YOU SHORT-HANDED. 359 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,220 NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A GOOD MAN... 360 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,521 OH, BUT, BARNEY... 361 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:43,924 LOOK, YOU KNOW THAT ME AND THELMA LOU 362 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,293 WILL BE GETTING HITCHED UP PRETTY SOON. 363 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:50,230 WELL, I DON'T WANT HER WORRYING EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE. 364 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,233 YOU KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE ABOUT A LAWMAN'S WORK. 365 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,935 YEAH. 366 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:02,175 WELL, I GUESS THIS IS IT THEN, HUH, BARN? 367 00:14:09,216 --> 00:14:11,284 WELL... 368 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:17,157 I SURE THOUGHT YOU'D BE AROUND A WHOLE LOT LONGER. 369 00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:22,195 I DON'T HARDLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 370 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:24,264 I'M GONNA MISS YOU. 371 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,199 [ CLEARING THROAT ] 372 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:29,102 WELL... I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO, ANDY. 373 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,174 [ CLEARING THROAT ] 374 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:35,909 WELL, I... 375 00:14:35,943 --> 00:14:39,179 I'LL, UH, I'LL BE SEEING YOU AROUND. 376 00:14:45,252 --> 00:14:47,287 WELL, BARNEY, WHAT'LL YOU DO? 377 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:51,124 OH, I GOT PLENTY OF PLANS. 378 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,960 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME. 379 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:56,029 YEAH. I'M GONNA TAKE A CRACK AT INDUSTRY-- 380 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,265 YOU KNOW, GET INTO BIG BUSINESS. 381 00:14:58,298 --> 00:14:59,666 YEAH. 382 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,970 YEAH. SHE'S A BIG COUNTRY OUT THERE, ANDY. 383 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,205 I'M GONNA TAKE MY PLACE IN IT. 384 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:07,540 YOU'LL PROBABLY BE HEARING ABOUT ME. 385 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,010 YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY? 386 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,212 THERE'S ROOM AT THE TOP. 387 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,446 I'LL SEE YA. 388 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:39,539 OH, GOOD MORNING, MISS CLARA. 389 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:42,009 UH, PERMIT ME TO DEMONSTRATE TO YOU 390 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:44,444 THE NEW MIRACLE SWEEP VACUUM CLEANER 391 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,513 THE VERY FINEST ON THE MARKET. 392 00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,481 I THINK THAT YOU WILL FIND... 393 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,984 WHAT'D YOU DO, BARNEY, LOSE A BET? 394 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,252 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 395 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,554 PRETENDING YOU'RE A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN. 396 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:55,655 THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY. 397 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,524 I AIN'T MAKING BELIEVE, CLARA. 398 00:15:57,557 --> 00:16:00,360 YOU LET ME IN AND I'LL SHOW YOU I'M A SALESMAN. 399 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:01,694 BARNEY, YOU'RE FUNNY 400 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,397 AND I'D LIKE TO PLAY ALONG WITH YOUR LITTLE JOKE 401 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,099 BUT I'M AWFUL BUSY RIGHT NOW. 402 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:07,167 SEE YOU LATER. 403 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,302 BUT-BUT, CLARA... 404 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,681 AND AFTER YEARS OF RESEARCH AND TESTING 405 00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:23,516 UNDER SCIENTIFIC CONDITIONS 406 00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,185 THE NEW MIRACLE SWEEP 407 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,087 HAS PROVE TO BE BEYOND ALL DOUBT 408 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,489 THE NUMBER ONE VACUUM CLEANER IN AMERICA TODAY. 409 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:30,423 ANY QUESTIONS? 410 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:31,691 YES. 411 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:34,227 HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN YOUR DEPUTY UNIFORM? 412 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:36,063 BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEPUTY. 413 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,764 EMMA, I EXPLAINED ALL THAT. 414 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,799 I'M A VACUUM CLEANER SALESMAN. 415 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,801 YOU LOOK BETTER IN A UNIFORM. 416 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,536 I ALWAYS LIKED YOU-- 417 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:46,539 EVEN IF YOU DID ARREST ME THAT TIME FOR JAYWALKING-- 418 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,741 BUT YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR UNIFORM. 419 00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,610 EMMA, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 420 00:16:50,643 --> 00:16:53,046 I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO WEAR MY UNIFORM 421 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,614 BECAUSE I'M NOT A DEPUTY. 422 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,083 NOT A DEPUTY? 423 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,217 NO. 424 00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:59,452 WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT A DEPUTY 425 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:04,457 YOU CERTAINLY HAD A LOT OF NERVE ARRESTING ME FOR JAYWALKING. 426 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,543 HI THERE, ANDY. 427 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,445 WELL, HI, BARN. 428 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,547 HOW'S EVERYTHING? 429 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,848 FINE, FINE. 430 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,150 GOOD. 431 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,219 SELLING BUSINESS ALL RIGHT, IS IT? 432 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,786 OH, IT COULDN'T BE BETTER. 433 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,821 GOOD. 434 00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,523 HOW'S THE SHERIFFING BUSINESS? 435 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,824 OH, ABOUT LIKE USUAL. 436 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,392 JUST ABOUT LIKE USUAL. 437 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:40,760 ABOUT LIKE USUAL, HUH? 438 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,095 YEAH. 439 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,196 YEAH. 440 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,700 I SURE COULD USE YOU BACK ON THE FORCE 441 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,603 IF YOU'RE READY TO GIVE UP THIS NONSENSE. 442 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,139 WHAT, GIVE UP MY CAREER 443 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,141 JUST WHEN THINGS ARE GOING GREAT? 444 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:57,177 BOY, OH, BOY, WOULDN'T THAT BE A FOOL THING TO DO? 445 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,213 NO. I COULDN'T AFFORD TO GIVE UP THIS INCOME, ANDY. 446 00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,815 BOY, YOU REALLY MUST BE MOVING THEM THINGS. 447 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,252 LET'S SEE WHO YOU'RE SELLING THEM TO. 448 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,657 THIS THING'S FULL OF EMPTY PAGES. 449 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,125 WELL... WELL, SURE. 450 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,161 THAT THERE'S MY SECOND BOOK, ANDY. 451 00:18:14,194 --> 00:18:16,263 I FILLED THE FIRST BOOK UP ALREADY 452 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,298 AND I JUST STARTED ON THAT ONE. 453 00:18:18,331 --> 00:18:19,632 IS THAT RIGHT? 454 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,235 YOU'LL BE A WEALTHY MAN PRETTY SOON, WON'T YOU? 455 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,571 YEAH, YEAH. 456 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:30,477 THINGS IS GOING PRETTY GOOD DOWN AT THE OFFICE THEN, HUH? 457 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:31,678 OH, FINE. 458 00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,213 GOOD, GOOD. 459 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,748 HOW'S, UH...? 460 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,484 ROGERS? 461 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,652 ROGERS. YEAH. HOW'S HE WORKING OUT? 462 00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:40,787 FINE. 463 00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,389 GOOD. 464 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:45,892 BARNEY, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK ON THE FORCE? 465 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,795 WELL, LOOK, ANDY, I REALLY GOT TO BE GOING 466 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,731 BECAUSE I GOT A LOT OF THESE LIVE PROSPECTS 467 00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:53,500 WAITING FOR ME, YOU KNOW. 468 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:54,701 I'LL SEE YA. 469 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,303 OKAY. I'LL SEE YA. 470 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:57,737 ALL RIGHT. 471 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:12,219 I'M SURPRISED AT YOU, ANDY-- 472 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:14,887 BELIEVING THAT BARNEY WANTED TO BE A SALESMAN. 473 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,356 WELL, HE CONVINCED ME. 474 00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:18,191 I WANNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH. 475 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:20,427 THAT BOY WEIGHS ABOUT A HUNDRED POUNDS 476 00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:22,795 AND I WOULD SWEAR THAT 50 OF IT'S PROUD. 477 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,932 WELL, I WOULD'VE COME AND TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT IT 478 00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,301 BUT BARNEY MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO. 479 00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,338 MMM. PROUD, PROUD, PROUD, PROUD, PROUD, PROUD. 480 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:33,240 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, ANDY? 481 00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:36,243 WELL... I'LL HAVE TO GET HIM BACK ON THE FORCE. 482 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,377 YES. 483 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,978 I... I DON'T KNOW HOW 484 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:42,949 BUT I RECKON I'LL JUST HAVE TO THINK OF SOMETHING 485 00:19:42,982 --> 00:19:44,284 WON'T I? 486 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,788 SHERIFF... 487 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:50,257 YEAH. 488 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:52,659 SURE WROTE UP A BOOK FULL OF CITATIONS TODAY. 489 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,660 GOOD. 490 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,927 BY THE WAY, SHERIFF 491 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,597 I JUST SAW FIFE PEDDLING HIS VACUUM CLEANERS. 492 00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:58,698 YEAH? 493 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,400 WELL, I MEANT TO ASK YOU-- 494 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,535 DID FIFE GET HIS LICENSE FROM YOU? 495 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,736 WHAT LICENSE? 496 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,905 THE LICENSE TO SELL FROM DOOR-TO-DOOR-- 497 00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,974 YOU KNOW, THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE. 498 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,309 NO. 499 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,278 WELL, SHERIFF, IT'S A MISDEMEANOR. 500 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,280 I MEAN, IF YOU WANT TO OVERLOOK IT 501 00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,282 SINCE FIFE'S A FRIEND OF YOURS... 502 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,550 OH, OH. THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE. 503 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,685 OH, NO. 504 00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,753 WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE GO AROUND 505 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,955 VIOLATING THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE. 506 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:24,291 NO, SIR. 507 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:26,459 YOU BETTER GO PICK FIFE UP ON THAT. 508 00:20:26,493 --> 00:20:27,460 RIGHT. 509 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,595 RIGHT. 510 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,466 THAT OUGHT TO DO IT. 511 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,035 THE GREEN RIVER WHAT? 512 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,938 THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE. 513 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,707 IT REQUIRES A LICENSE 514 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,008 TO PEDDLE DOOR-TO-DOOR. 515 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,477 I'M NOT SURPRISED AT THIS, SHERIFF TAYLOR. 516 00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,279 I KNEW FROM STUDYING THAT CHART 517 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,848 THAT THERE HASN'T BEEN AN OFFENSE OF THIS NATURE 518 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,750 IN MAYBERRY IN THE PAST TEN YEARS. 519 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,352 NOW, IT JUST DOESN'T FIGURE 520 00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:53,486 THAT IN THAT TIME 521 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,355 THERE SHOULDN'T BE A FEW VIOLATIONS. 522 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,657 WELL, I GUESS WE JUST HAVEN'T BEEN THAT STRICT 523 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,326 WITH THE ENFORCEMENT. 524 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:02,729 WELL, THAT THROWS YOUR WHOLE CRIME PICTURE OUT OF KILTER. 525 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:03,963 IT DOES? 526 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:06,766 CERTAINLY. WHY, JUST LOOK AT YOUR CHART HERE. 527 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:07,767 CODE 304 NEVER ENFORCED. 528 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,502 NEVER. NOTHING THERE. 529 00:21:09,536 --> 00:21:12,472 YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE REPRESENTATIVE CASE 530 00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,807 TO BALANCE OUT YOUR LAW ENFORCEMENT PICTURE 531 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,976 IN MAYBERRY, OR WITHOUT IT 532 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,412 YOU'VE GOT YOURSELF A VERY UNBALANCED CHART. 533 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,314 WELL, NOW I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING. 534 00:21:21,348 --> 00:21:22,649 SO THAT'S ALL I AM, HUH? 535 00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:24,016 JUST A FIGURE ON A CHART. 536 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,885 YOU COMPLETELY IGNORE THE FACT 537 00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:27,487 THAT I'M A HUMAN BEING. 538 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:28,621 NOW, BARNEY... 539 00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:29,889 NO, IT'S TRUE, ANDY. 540 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,691 AND YOU WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING? 541 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,926 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE FIT TO BE A DEPUTY. 542 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,829 YOU'RE SO WRAPPED UP IN YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR CHARTS 543 00:21:36,863 --> 00:21:38,798 THAT YOU'RE IGNORANT ABOUT PEOPLE. 544 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:40,633 YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING ELSE? 545 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,002 I AIN'T GONNA STAND BY AND SEE THIS HAPPEN. 546 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,804 ANDY, I WITHDRAW MY RETIREMENT. 547 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,806 I WANNA BE RESTORED TO THE FORCE. 548 00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:48,441 I'M GONNA FIGHT FOR MY JOB 549 00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,676 BECAUSE I THINK 550 00:21:49,709 --> 00:21:51,978 THAT I'M A WHOLE LOT MORE QUALIFIED THAN... 551 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:53,112 WHAT'S THAT? 552 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,547 YOUR UNIFORM. 553 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:00,019 THANKS, ANDY. 554 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:02,489 YOU WON'T REGRET THIS. 555 00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,725 AND YOU BETTER GIRD YOUR LOINS, BUSTER 556 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:08,060 'CAUSE YOU GOT A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS. 557 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:13,600 FEISTY LITTLE FELLA, ISN'T HE? 558 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,134 YEAH. 559 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,969 HE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW. 560 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:18,805 YEAH. I EXPECT HE IS. 561 00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:22,575 APPARENTLY, THERE'S A LITTLE MORE TO SHERIFFING 562 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,477 THAN BOOKS AND CHARTS. 563 00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:25,612 YEAH. 564 00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:27,013 HEY, HEY, YOU KNOW 565 00:22:27,046 --> 00:22:30,717 I NEVER HEARD OF THE GREEN RIVER ORDINANCE. 566 00:22:30,750 --> 00:22:32,084 WHAT IS THAT? 567 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,555 WELL, IN 1924, IN A LITTLE TOWN CALLED GREEN RIVER 568 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:36,889 THERE WAS THIS... 569 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,035 THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, SHERIFF. 570 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,837 IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE MEETING YOU 571 00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:51,904 AND WORKING WITH YOU. 572 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,473 ANY TIME WE CAN BE OF HELP 573 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,007 TO THE STATE ATTORNEY'S OFFICE 574 00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:55,908 YOU LET US KNOW. 575 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:57,610 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 576 00:22:57,644 --> 00:23:00,547 WRITING OUT A CITATION FOR ILLEGAL PARKING. 577 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,015 THIS SPACE IS FOR POLICE PARKING ONLY. 578 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,083 I'M A DEPUTY. 579 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:05,685 NOT ANYMORE YOU AIN'T. 580 00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,854 NOT SINCE YOU TURNED IN YOUR BADGE. 581 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,188 BUT I JUST PARKED... 582 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,923 IT'S JUST A TECHNICALITY. 583 00:23:10,957 --> 00:23:12,892 YOU'LL FIND IT IN YOUR MANUAL. 584 00:23:14,994 --> 00:23:16,929 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 585 00:23:18,865 --> 00:23:22,001 I WAS JUST TRYING TO TEACH YOU A LITTLE LESSON, SON. 586 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,170 DON'T NEVER TRY TO GET TOO TECHNICAL 587 00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:26,539 NOT WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH PEOPLE. 588 00:23:26,573 --> 00:23:27,540 SAVVY? 589 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:28,575 ROGER. 590 00:23:28,608 --> 00:23:30,477 WELL, WE'LL SEE YOU, BOB. 591 00:23:30,510 --> 00:23:32,945 BE SURE AND SAY HELLO TO RALPH FOR US. 592 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:34,180 I SURE WILL. 593 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,616 AND TELL HIM IF HE EVER GETS DOWN THIS WAY 594 00:23:36,649 --> 00:23:38,117 I'LL TAKE HIM FROG-GIGGIN'. 595 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,720 ONE DAY ALL THE PIECES WILL FALL TOGETHER 596 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,755 AND YOU'LL SEE THE BIG PICTURE. 597 00:23:42,789 --> 00:23:43,990 WE'LL SEE YA. 41016

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