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[Music]
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-Hi, Nona. [Over phone]
-Hi, Cat.
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Hey, want to do
something fun?
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Nona: [Over phone]
Sure. Always.
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Well, why don't you...
[Over phone]Yes...
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Watch one
television news program,
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and write 500 words
on the topic of news
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that interests you most?
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[Over phone]
Is this your homework?
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No, this is not
my homework.
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Okay, it is my homework,
but I hate watching the news
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so I was hoping
you'd understand.
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You have to do
your homework.
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For heaven's sakes, Cat.
Nona, but would you,
would you please?
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Fine. Forget it.
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I'll watch
the stupid news myself.
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Man: In Washington,
the house budget committee
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passed a joint resolution
to both extend and limit
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spending rules
regarding pension reform.
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-Noooooo!
-The committee is considering
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another vote later on...
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Off, off, off, off, off!
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Whoa, you won't believe
what just happened.
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I hate the news.
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Well, this is fun news.
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Sam and I were
crossing the street,
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and this dude drove by
and honked at us.
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Oh God,
what did Sam do?
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She chased him
to the next red light
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and then reached
into his window, and...
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Who wants
a steering wheel?
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You ripped some guy's
steering wheel off his car?
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I also ripped this shirt
right off his body.
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Well, that dude ain't
going to honk at you again.
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No,
but we can honk at him.
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[Honking]
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Well, that can't happen
in real life.
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[Honking]
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Hey...
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You guys want to do
something fun?
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-What?
-Why don't you...
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Watch one television
news program
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and write 500 words
on the news story
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that interests you most?
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We're not doing
your homework for you.
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-Ugh. No.
-Cool sound.
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I hate watching the news.
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It's not that bad.
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Yes it is.
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All they talk about
is oil prices, middle yeast,
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and some jerk named
Dow Jones.
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I'd rather watch
helmet balls.
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Helmet balls?
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That's what
she calls football.
Ah.
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Hey, why don't you
just watch a story
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on "News, News, News, News?"
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-What, what?
-Newsnewsnewsnews.com.
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It's all the news
in six minutes.
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Yeah, so every story is only,
like, 30 seconds.
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-Check it out.
-All right.
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But I swear, if I hear
one thing about gluten,
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climate change,
or healthcare,
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I'm going to punch Dice
in the face.
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-That's fair.
-How is that fair?
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Click
the clicking place.
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According to experts,
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gluten might be
affecting climate change,
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which will likely have a direct
impact on healthcare costs.
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-No.
-Don't punch my face.
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-Click the next story.
-Okay.
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Online megastore Zapathon.com
today announced plans
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to radically increase
their delivery speed.
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Hey, it's about
online shopping.
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-Oh, I like that.
-Yeah.
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The next time you
order something from Zapathon,
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it might be delivered to you
by an unmanned flying drone.
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The new flying drones
promise delivery
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in less than 30 minutes.
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They automatically zoom
right to your door,
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drop off your package,
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then zoom back
to the Zapathon warehouse.
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Whoa.
I want a drone
to bring me stuff.
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Shh. Shut up.
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You can try Zapathon's
drone delivery service
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beginning tonight at midnight.
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Wow!
Awesome!
That's so cool!
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For News, News, News, News,
I'm Tammy Yanks.
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Yanks for watching.
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Yank you.
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Okay,
at midnight tonight,
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we are ordering a bunch of stuff
we don't need from Zapathon.
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Fo sho.
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Hey.
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Can I please have
my steering wheel back?
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♪ I'm never that far,
no matter where you are ♪
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♪ Believe it, we can
make it come true ♪
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♪ But I... I... I... I...
I'll never say never ♪
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♪ As long as we keep it
together ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules ♪
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♪ But it's all gonna be
just fine ♪
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♪ Just fine ♪
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♪ You and me,
we're gonna be just fine ♪
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♪ Hmm ♪
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Mm.
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Ugh. You see any drones?
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No. Do you see a drone?
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No. Maybe they...
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Wait. I see a drone.
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Really?
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Right there.
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That's the moon.
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Yeah, it's probably
just the moon.
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-You guys see a drone yet?
-Nerp.
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But we're pretty sure
we saw the moon.
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Cat. Where's the fire?
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-Hi.
-Where's the fire?
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There's no fire.
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But your text message said,
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"Nona, come quick.
Our apartment's on fire."
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Well, yeah,
because I knew
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that would make you
get here faster.
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Let me check this thing
out here.
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It works.
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What did I do?
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When did our friendship
take this weird turn?
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Will you please tell me
why I was summoned here
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22 minutes
after midnight?
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To see the drones.
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-Drones?
-Yeah.
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Zapathon started using
flying drones to deliver stuff.
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-Flying robits?
-Robits?
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That's what she calls robots.
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Why would she call
robots robits?
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'Cause she's old.
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I may be old,
but who's wet?
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Yep. You.
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Dah!
Where's the dang drone?
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What did you kids
order from Zapathon?
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-Lots a stuff.
-Beef sticks.
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Deodorant.
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Extra rough toilet paper.
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-A badminton racquet.
-A shuttlecock.
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And a pair of size 62
men's underpants.
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Why would you order a pair
of size 62 men's underpants?
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'Cause it'll be
a great sight gag.
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[Buzzing]
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Wait. I hear it.
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-The drone.
-I hear it.
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No, no.
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That's just
my neck massager.
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Oh yeah.
Work that neck knot.
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Sam, you made us
all think the drone was...
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[Buzzing]
Wait.
Do you guys hear that?
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The drone.
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-I don't see it.
-Me neither.
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Maybe it's coming
from the other way.
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Cat: Move, Nona.
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Oh, I see it.
Moon.
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Dang it.
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Over there.
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-There it is.
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OMG. Hi, drone.
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Oh, it's so cool.
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Man, it's coming
pretty fast.
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Real fast.
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Where's it
going to land?
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Man:
Delivery for Sam and ...
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Arrived.
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It's here.
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Beef stick.
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Enormous
men's underpants.
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Thank you for shopping
at Zapathon.com.
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How great is technology?
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I am in charge
of this building.
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This is your apartment.
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You're responsible
for what happens here.
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Look at that.
Look at it.
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You know how much that's going
to cost to get that fixed?
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And you're paying for it.
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And I... You...
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-What was that?
-A bang ball.
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That's right.
Now, get this window fixed.
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-You fix it.
-Yeah.
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Please.
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[Door knocking]
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Excuse me.
Hey, guys, sorry to bother you.
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Who is that?
I don't know.
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I'm Sherman.
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I'm a customer service rep
from Zapathon.
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Hi.
You're from Zapathon?
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Guilty. [Laughs]
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So, we got a complaint saying
there was a little snafoodle
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with your first delivery
last night.
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Snafoodle?
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Your drone flew
through our kitchen window.
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Yeah, damage.
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And it knocked my beef stick
all out of whack.
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Uh-oh.
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My gosh,
that is not good.
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You guys must have
been hopping mad.
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Was anyone hurt?
No injuries.
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Well,
thank thumbs for that.
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Thumbs?
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What are you?
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Well, I guess you'd
call me a problem popper.
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And believe me,
this isn't our only problem.
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Oh, you mean drones crashed
into other houses last night?
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My gosh, yes. [Laughs]
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We had quite a few glitches
in our galoshes.
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Hey, look, mister.
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We got a broken window here
and we want it fixed fast.
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And we don't need
any characters around
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to give the joint atmosphere,
is that clear?
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Or do I have to slip you
my left for a convincer?
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Oh, no, sir. What you just said
is clear as clam broth.
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Clam broth?
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Okay, who is going to pay
to get our window fixed?
Oh, we are.
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Your friends at Zapathon
are going to pay for everything.
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-Wow, he's super nice.
-So nice.
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It's kind of hard
to stay mad him.
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And as just
a little cherry
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on top of that
"we're sorry" sundae,
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Zapathon
is going to give you guys
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free drone delivery
for a whole month.
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-Wow.
-No way.
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And half off
everything you order.
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-Oh my God.
-It's a miracle.
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-Hey, hey, me, too?
-You too.
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Yeah, that's what
I'm talking about.
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[Laughs]
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Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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Hold on. Hold on.
Question.
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Do any of you guys
ever open your freezer,
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drop your pants,
and stick your butt inside?
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-No.
-I haven't.
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-Not me.
-Why would anyone do that?
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To cool your toosh.
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Oh, wait, yes I have.
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[Drones buzz]
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[Baby cries]
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Man:
Delivery from Zapathon.
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[Squeals]
Delivery from Zapathon.
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Delivery from Zapathon.
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Thank you, drone.
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Thank you for shopping
at Zapathon.com.
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I got a new package.
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Hello?
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Would one of you girls
come over here
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and help me
babysit this baby
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since you're
the babysitters?
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00:11:01,536 --> 00:11:04,747
Hey, look what I got.
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00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:07,250
Dirt from Tennessee.
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00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,793
Why would you buy dirt?
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00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:10,962
Half off and free shipping.
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Whoo!
257
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,842
All you girls care about
is ordering junk
258
00:11:15,883 --> 00:11:18,970
you don't need
from Zapathon.
259
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,096
Junk?
260
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:25,726
These Team USA
foot mittens are not junk.
261
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,979
And what about this
super cool U.F.O. detector?
262
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:31,608
[Dings]
263
00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:33,151
We're safe for now.
Yay.
264
00:11:35,778 --> 00:11:37,113
Next time.
265
00:11:37,155 --> 00:11:38,198
[Baby crying]
266
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,782
Hey, quiet that baby down,
would you?
267
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,826
Well, I've been trying.
268
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,745
This baby is fussy
because it needs fresh air.
269
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,373
Now, help me put him
into the car
270
00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,707
and then we can take him
to the park and then we can...
271
00:11:48,749 --> 00:11:50,709
[Screams]
272
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,714
[Baby laughs]
273
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:58,259
Nona.
274
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,637
Don't just stand there,
help me up.
275
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,763
I am.
[Groans]
276
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:04,140
This is terrible.
277
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,601
Hey, at least when you fell
down, you made the baby laugh.
278
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:09,270
Well, Whoop-dee-doo
for that.
279
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:12,399
Nona, why don't we take
the baby to the car?
280
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,108
I'll take the baby.
281
00:12:14,150 --> 00:12:16,069
-Okay. You coming?
-I can't.
282
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:18,863
I got to return this giant
elephant toothbrush to Zapathon.
283
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,781
-Return it how?
-Easy.
284
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,617
I just went online,
clicked on "return,"
285
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,785
and now there's a drone
on the way here to pick it up.
286
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,828
It picks it up?
287
00:12:25,870 --> 00:12:27,788
Yeah, I just set this down
outside
288
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,957
and the drone flies down,
grabs it, takes it away,
289
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,834
and I get
an automatic refund.
290
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,504
Yeah, I don't need
to know all the details.
291
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,215
Nona: Cat, let's go.
292
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,550
Okay. Bye.
293
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,719
Oh, wait. Here.
Set this outside for the drone.
294
00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:42,721
Kay, Kay.
295
00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:43,680
Hi.
296
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,306
-Will you come on?
-Well, sure.
297
00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:46,807
I just have to set
this thing down
298
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:47,934
so the drone
can pick it up.
299
00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,768
Oh, drone, drone, drone.
300
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,605
If I hear one more thing
about drones,
301
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:54,023
I'm going to punch Dice
in the face.
302
00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:57,818
Oh, I forgot
the baby's butt powder.
303
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,071
I will get
the butt powder.
304
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,912
Now I have to pee.
305
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,542
Man:
Zapathon pick up for return.
306
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,834
[Baby whimpers]
307
00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:16,837
Zapathon pick up for return.
308
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,840
Zapathon pick up for return.
309
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:22,801
Zapathon pick up for return.
310
00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:26,013
Thank you shopping
at Zapathon.com.
311
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,476
I got the butt powder.
312
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,936
[Baby cooing]
313
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,732
[Screams]
314
00:13:35,774 --> 00:13:38,318
The robit. Come back.
315
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:41,820
Thank you for shopping
at Zapathon.com.
316
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:51,956
Ugh, no, I've already spoken to
three Zapathon representatives.
317
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:55,042
I told you, we had a problem
returning a package.
318
00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:59,172
One of your drones
picked up a baby.
319
00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:02,133
A baby person.
320
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,134
What?
321
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,428
No, I do not want
to take a survey
322
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:07,263
at the end of this call.
323
00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:10,891
No, I need to talk
to a police officer.
324
00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,269
Because some flying hoozy-wazzit
325
00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,438
just swooped down
by the front door,
326
00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,399
grabbed a baby,
and skidaddled with it.
327
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,901
What?
328
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:23,904
No, I have not
been drinking.
329
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,907
But, but I've already
gone over this twice.
330
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,910
Ugh. Okay,
I'll tell you again.
331
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,788
I want two buckets
of fried chicken,
332
00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,666
one spicy,
one extra spicy.
333
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,751
And I want
three chili biscuits.
334
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,796
No, no, no, don't transfer me
to the main menu.
335
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:40,921
Oh, God.
336
00:14:40,963 --> 00:14:43,383
No, I am not koo-koo.
337
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,135
The baby flew away.
338
00:14:46,177 --> 00:14:50,557
Yes, yes, I want cheese
on my chili biscuits.
339
00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,892
[All screaming]
340
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,978
-What did Zapathon say?
-Nothing.
341
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,399
They just kept sending me
back to the main menu.
342
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:02,193
-Sam, what did you find out?
-That Tubba Chicken charges
343
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,738
extra for cheese
on chili biscuits.
344
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:06,865
Doh, extra?
345
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,032
Well,
I can't wait for that.
346
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,744
I'm just going to finish
my big bowl of soup.
347
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:11,952
[Cellphone rings]
348
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:13,705
-[Screams]
-What?
349
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:14,955
What is it?
350
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,624
The baby's mother.
351
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,958
Answer it.
No way.
352
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,669
She's going
to ask about her baby.
353
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:20,879
You talk to her.
354
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
I ain't talking
to that woman.
355
00:15:23,964 --> 00:15:26,426
Nona, you're the adult.
356
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,761
I am not the person
357
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,721
that sent that baby
up, up, and away
358
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,639
in the USB
flapper-doodle.
359
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:34,434
Jeez, Nona, that's not
how real people talk.
360
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,978
-Oh, God. She hung up.
-Good.
361
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,188
That was close.
[Cell phone rings]
362
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,065
-Oh my God.
-Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,
363
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,942
I know what to do.
-What?
364
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:45,236
Okay, you answer and talk
to Mrs. Festerly,
365
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,363
and I'll make baby
noises in the background.
366
00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,990
-Cat.
-That's not going to work.
367
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:52,410
It worked on
"Drake and Josh."
368
00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,040
Sam and Cat's Super Rocking
Fun Time Babysitting Service.
369
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:00,000
How can I help you?
370
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,377
Oh, Mrs. Festerly.
371
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,672
Yeah, this is Sam.
How you doing?
372
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:07,007
Oh, yeah, yeah, little...
373
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:10,010
Little...
What's that thing's name?
374
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,639
-Tim.
-Little Tim is doing great.
375
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:14,348
Aren't you, little Tim?
376
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:19,186
Cat:
[Imitates baby laughing]
377
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,899
Oh, yeah, we are just
putting him in the bathtub.
378
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:27,027
[Imitates baby squeals]
379
00:16:27,069 --> 00:16:29,196
[Bubbles]
380
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,744
Yep,
he's underwater now.
381
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:38,164
You can pick him up
at 5:00.
382
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:39,749
What are we going to do?
383
00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,501
Where could that baby be?
384
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,002
Okay, okay, okay.
385
00:16:43,043 --> 00:16:44,754
This might not be
as bad as we think.
386
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,339
But the baby...
The baby
387
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,048
was strapped into
a car seat
388
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,843
and we know where he went.
389
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:51,010
Neptune?
390
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,430
No.
391
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,182
The drone thought it was
picking up a return package,
392
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,810
so it probably just flew
the baby right back to Zapathon.
393
00:16:58,852 --> 00:17:00,060
-Yeah.
-Oh, that makes sense.
394
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:01,437
Yes.
So, let's go to Zapathon
395
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,606
and get the baby
so we can be back in time.
396
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:05,024
In time for what?
397
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,985
To eat the chicken
and chili biscuits.
398
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,068
-Ooh.
-Right.
399
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,197
-Come on, kids.
-Let's go.
400
00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,041
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
401
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,084
Hey.
Hey, there's the Sherman guy.
402
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,045
[Beeps]
[All scream]
403
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,089
-Hey, hello.
-Hey, mister, mister.
404
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,091
Well, lookie doodle
who it is.
405
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,092
We got a problem.
406
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,720
Well, wherever there's
a problem,
407
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:35,137
here's a me to fix it.
408
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,432
Okay, would you stop being
so nice and friendly?
409
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:40,685
Aw, sure, anything
for you, my friend.
410
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:41,769
Gah.
411
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,856
Sir,
there is a baby missing
412
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,316
and we fear
he's on Neptune.
413
00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:50,611
-He's not on Neptune.
-We don't know.
414
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,197
Look, okay, we were
babysitting a baby and...
415
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,657
Ah, let me guess.
416
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,743
A drone picked up
the baby by mistake.
417
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,160
-Yeah.
-How did you know?
418
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,914
Well, that's been happening
a lot these past few days.
419
00:18:00,955 --> 00:18:02,623
Lot of problems.
420
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,709
Well, if the drone system
wasn't ready,
421
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,126
then why did you launch it?
422
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,546
Well, despite the problems,
I can assure you,
423
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:12,216
Zapathon's drone program is
occasionally 100% safe.
424
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,843
Man: Impact.
Whoa.
425
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:20,016
Whoa. Looks like Steve
took a drone to the face.
426
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,141
But he'll be fine.
427
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,476
Call Steve's wife.
428
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:24,311
Tell her Steve's not
coming home tonight.
429
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,356
Where were we?
430
00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:30,484
We're looking for the baby
that your drone took.
431
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,529
Right. My supervisor
sent a memo about that.
432
00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:34,948
Yeah, here it is.
433
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,283
Says, "our drones have been
picking up items by mistake,
434
00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,035
including pets, babies,
435
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:41,913
snakes, mailboxes,
and ladies' wigs."
436
00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,918
Why are you
touching your hair?
437
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,878
Why are you
touching yours?
438
00:18:50,088 --> 00:18:51,297
Okay, would both of you ...
439
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:57,177
You. When the drones
pick up pets and babies
440
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:58,846
and ladies' wigs,
where do they go?
441
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,014
Great question.
442
00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,182
They are being held
in room 222.
443
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,184
-Well, take us there.
-Sure.
444
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186
But no need to walk.
Let's take the Zapacart.
445
00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,898
[Whistles]
446
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:17,115
Hey, Frank. All aboard.
447
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:18,532
-Hi, Frank.
-Hi, Frank.
448
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,160
Kids are not going
to get this.
449
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,540
To room 222.
450
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:33,172
Okay, we have to walk
from here.
451
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:44,224
[Babies crying]
452
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,435
Here we go.
These are some of the items
453
00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,228
that our drones
brought back by mistake.
454
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,356
Specifically, pets, babies,
455
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:53,192
snakes, mailboxes,
and ladies' wigs.
456
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:57,697
-I don't see any snakes.
-Weird. There was one.
457
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,161
Anyhoo, just pick out
little baby Tim,
458
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,244
and you guys can take him
on home.
459
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,246
[Beeping]
Whoops.
460
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,248
Someone found a snake
in the women's restroom.
461
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,375
Back in a dilly.
462
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:11,711
[Woman screaming
in distance]
463
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:15,131
[Scoffs]
Okay, let's grab little Tim.
464
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,215
Okay.
465
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,845
Both: Uh...
466
00:20:22,471 --> 00:20:25,599
-Which one's Tim?
-Like I know.
467
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,268
Well, this is
a sticky pickle.
468
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,355
Um, Tim? Tim Festerly.
469
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,399
Please raise your hand.
470
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,903
Dude, babies
don't speak English.
471
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,237
Um...
472
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,322
Teemo?
473
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:44,035
Teemo festerlamos?
474
00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:49,582
Por favor, levanta la mano?
475
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:53,127
They don't speak Spanish,
either.
476
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,963
Hey, I know how we can tell
which baby is little Tim.
477
00:20:56,005 --> 00:20:57,131
Talk.
478
00:20:57,173 --> 00:20:58,298
Remember when
I fell down earlier?
479
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,467
It made little Tim
laugh out loud.
480
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,303
So?
So we just need to make
Nona fall down
481
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:05,056
and whichever baby laughs,
that's little Tim.
482
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,308
But I need to fall
in a very safe way so I don't...
483
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,560
[Screams]
484
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,687
[Baby laughs]
[Gasps]
485
00:21:11,729 --> 00:21:13,313
[Baby laughs]
486
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,024
Tim.
Get him. Get him.
487
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,735
Hello, Tim.
488
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,571
Oh, wouldn't it be fun
to take him home
489
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,073
and dress him
like a pirate?
490
00:21:22,115 --> 00:21:23,574
[Chuckles sarcastically]
No.
491
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:34,585
Nona: Wait. Girls. I'm still
down here on the floor.
492
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,171
Man:
Zapathon pickup for return.
493
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,966
Nona:
Drone? Oh, no thank you.
494
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,217
I'll just...
495
00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:44,178
What are you doing?
Drone.
496
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:45,721
Oh! My hair! Come back!
497
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:49,308
Thank you for shopping
at Zapathon.com.
498
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,853
-Oh.
-Oh, Jibba.
499
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,897
[Both chuckle]
500
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,067
All right,
do you want to laugh at my head
501
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,360
or do you want to go home
and eat chili biscuits?
502
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:02,362
-Chili biscuits.
-Chili biscuits.
503
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:05,116
-Whoo!
-Yay!
504
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:08,161
-Hey, Dice.
-Yeah?
505
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,369
Do you ever come in here
506
00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:12,039
and not complain
about something?
507
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:13,291
Why are you
in a bad mood?
508
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,668
'Cause Sam stole
my friend Jade.
509
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,212
Well, I got 1,200 pounds
of tuna fish
510
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,380
that I don't want
and I can't sell.
511
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,049
Oh, and get this.
[Doorbell rings]
512
00:22:22,091 --> 00:22:23,383
[Squeals] Get out.
513
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:25,385
-Who's at the door?
-Freddie Benson.
514
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,805
-Who's Freddie Benson?
-An astronaut.
515
00:22:28,722 --> 00:22:30,348
Wait.
I want to meet an astronaut.
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