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Synced and corrected by : Katniss Everdeen
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Hi.
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Wait a second.
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Oh.
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You know, it's going to be really
hard to drink out of those.
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I'm trying to teach myself how to juggle.
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But why use glasses?
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Well, I tried knives,
that didn't go well.
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Oh Sam, you're so violent.
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So, you went to the mall?
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Yeah, but please don't be mad at me.
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Why would I be mad?
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'Cause I left you alone to babysit.
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When?
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Now.
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I'm babysitting right now?
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Yes. You forgot?
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Uh... Mandy, Andrew, are
you guys back there?
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Oh yeah, those kids.
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What happened?
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What did you guys do to your heads?
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We gave each other haircuts.
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With these.
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You let them play with giant
scissors and hedge clippers?
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I didn't even know we had a hedge.
Give me those.
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What are we going
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going to tell their mother?
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Uh... Hey kids, go back
there in our room,
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look in Cat's closet,
and find yourselves
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a nice couple of hats.
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Yes!
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Free hats!
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So, what did you buy?
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No, no, no.
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Hands off the bags.
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Why can't I look?
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'Cause there might be
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a special surprise in there for you.
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Ooh, you got me a present?
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Maybe.
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Well, let me see.
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No, no, no.
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Come on.
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You have to wait until Yay Day.
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What's Yay Day?
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It's a new holiday I made up.
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Oh cripes.
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Oh no, think about it really,
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what's the best part of Christmas?
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Pie.
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Presents.
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I like pie.
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What's the best part of your birthday?
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Cake.
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Presents.
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Okay.
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So, I got to thinking...
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which never goes well.
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Since everybody loves presents,
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why not create a holiday
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that's just about presents?
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Yay day.
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Exactly.
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'Cause what do people say
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when they get presents?
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Yippee.
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No.
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Wahoo.
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No.
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Mazel tov.
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People say "yay."
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Come on, say it with me, yay!
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You're not saying it with me.
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Will you just give me my present?
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Yes.
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On Yay Day, which I declare
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is this Saturday.
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Don't you mean satur-yay?
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Don't joke about Yay Day.
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♪ I'm never that far ♪ no matter
where you are ♪ believe it
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♪ we can make it come true ♪ we'll do
it our way ♪ no matter what they say
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♪ 'cause no one's ♪ gonna do it
for you ♪ ooh ooh yeah ♪ but I
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♪ I'll never say never ♪ as
long ♪ as we keep it together
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♪ if you're living a dream ♪ and you
know what it means ♪ then you can't
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♪ let 'em change your mind ♪
it's the life that we choose
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♪ and we still break the rules ♪
but it's all gonna ♪ be just fine
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♪ yeah, we're all gonna ♪ be just fine ♪
you and me ♪ we're gonna be just fine
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♪ Yay Day, Yay Day ♪ it's always so
pleasant ♪ yes, when we get presents ♪
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♪ it's always so pleasant ♪
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♪ we have to say "yay" ♪
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Whoa!
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No, will you stop it?
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Why don't you stop it?
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I'm just trying to be... I've told you
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a thousand times... my friend,
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you should support that.
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I know, but... you guys.
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Hey.
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Boys, boys, boys.
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Why are we fighting the
day before Yay Day?
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'Cause he thinks since you invented
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a new holiday, he can invent one.
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And why can't I?
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Okay.
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Go on, Goomer.
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Go on and tell Cat your great idea
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for a new holiday.
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Sure.
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Goomorial day.
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Aw, that's so cute and stupid.
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See?
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Well, wait.
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How about Goomentines Day?
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Wow, that's awful.
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Goomer de Mayo.
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Dude.
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Kill me now.
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Hey, could you get me a cup of coffee?
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No.
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So, where do you want us
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to put our Yay Day presents?
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Over there under the yay Berry bush.
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Oh.
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It's a magical bush.
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Hey, good morning.
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When I was asleep... Yeah?
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Did you tie these balloons to my body?
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Yay-be I did.
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Well, now I'm going
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to pop them with a fork.
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Hey Sam.
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It's me and Dice.
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I don't talk to people
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when I have balloons on me.
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Is she gonna celebrate Yay Day with us?
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Of course.
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No, she's not.
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Oh, come on.
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Cat invited us to sleep over.
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Why?
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So we can wake up together on Yay Day.
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It'll be fun.
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And we all bought you Yay Day presents.
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All right, I'll play Yay Day.
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Yay!
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Yay!
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Way!
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Just make sure you get us presents.
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I will.
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I will buy everybody
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presents except for Cat.
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Why not me?
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'Cause you are a dirty snooper.
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You take that back.
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Okay, it's true.
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Snooper?
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Yeah, last time I got Cat a present
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she snooped my closet
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and opened the present
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before I could give it to her.
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That is not my fault.
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The wrapping paper
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had little baby unicorns on it.
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They called to me.
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Well, you ruined the
surprise, so you get
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no more presents from me.
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But I had a snooping problem.
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I'm better now.
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Are you?
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Yes.
I spoke to my doctors.
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They gave me special vitamins
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and I think I'm in a good place.
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Now I... You're opening
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Goomer's present right now.
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Oh no! No, I was just...
the tape... Cat.
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What?
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Put the present down.
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- But...
- Put it.
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See, she can resist.
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Oh, all right.
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I'll buy everyone presents for Yay Day.
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Me too?
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You swear no snooping?
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Yes, cross my bra.
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Yeah, living a lie.
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There's no ribbon in sky.
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What is the color
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of karma can darma can dama?
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I'm suited for drama, my mama.
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Modern day holiday,
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loot it and move to Bahamas,
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boot it and move to Bahamas.
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Yeah.
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That's great.
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I don't know what any of that meant.
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It was rap.
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Yeah, where'd you learn
to rap like that?
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Well, back in the eighties
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I spent a crazy weekend in Reno
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with the Sugar Hill Gang.
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I'm ready.
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Is everyone ready?
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Is Sam back?
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Who's ready?
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Ready for what?
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Well, it's Yay Day's Eve,
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which means it's time for us
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to read a story of how
Yay Day came to be.
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Well, I thought you just
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invented Yay Day this week.
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Well, I did, but much like superheroes,
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every good holiday
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has a story of how it began.
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Hey, could you get me a drink?
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No.
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Now, everyone, take a pamphlet.
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Pamphlet.
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Pamphlet.
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Okay.
Now, open your pamphlets
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to page one.
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"A hard yay's night,
the story of Yay Day
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by Cat Valentine."
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Hey y'all, sorry I'm late.
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But I got you guys some
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awesome presents for tomorrow.
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Yay!
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Wonderful.
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Oh, Nona, you're here.
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What'd you get me?
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What'd you buy me?
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Can you give me a hint?
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I'm not telling you what I got you.
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Come on, can I eat it?
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Can I wear it? Is it purple?
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You'll find out tomorrow on Yay Day.
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Come on, just one hint.
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Does it start with a letter?
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Yes.
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Which letter? A? R? W? 7?
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Cat!
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That's enough.
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You promised no snooping.
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I'm not snooping.
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I'm simply asking some questions.
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Asking me a ton of questions
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is a form of snooping.
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Okay.
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Hey Sam, in those bags there,
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do you have anything I could drink?
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Nah.
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Well, I think it's time
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for us to continue reading
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the story of how Yay Day began.
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You guys ready?
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I am.
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Me too.
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Let's do it.
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Goomer, why are you crying?
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I can't read.
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You can't read?
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No, I can, I was just
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messing with all of y'all.
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"To Cat, from Sam."
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That's so clever.
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Mouthwash?
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Sam bought me mouthwash for Yay Day?
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"For people with terrible
smelling breath."
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Wait, there's something else.
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Foot wash?
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Okay, okay, who wants
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another Yay Day fried pancake?
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Me.
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Nona do.
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Hey, could I get
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some orange juice or something?
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Oh, sorry, we're out of orange juice.
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Well, can I get something to drink?
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No.
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You know, when I was a kid
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and we got thirsty on a hot day,
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we'd find ourselves a damp rock,
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flip it over and lick it.
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I just wanted,
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like, a juice box or something.
285
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Well, sorry, kid.
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Go find a wet rock.
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Flip it over and lick it.
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Oh, here comes Cat.
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Happy Yay Day!
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hey Cat, want a fried pancake?
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No thank you.
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I'm just going to have
some orange juice.
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Oh, there's some right in the fridge.
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Is it time to gather
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around the yay Berry bush
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and open our presents?
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Yeah, baby!
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Woo!
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Hey Cat, you coming?
301
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,282
No. I Think I'm just going
302
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to go sit outside on the patio.
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What do you mean?
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It's Yay Day.
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So, who cares about Yay Day?
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I'll tell you who, not
me, that's who not.
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But you invented Yay Day.
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So?
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00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,532
What if I invented a hot dog?
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You think I'd squirt mustard
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all over myself all day
and sleep in a bun?
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No.
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Now, if you'll excuse me.
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Hey, hey, hey, come on,
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everybody's super excited
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to open their presents.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, open up their presents.
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Okay.
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Sam.
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I will be right back.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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No drinkie.
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Man.
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Jeez.
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00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,009
If Sam thinks my breath
and feet smell bad,
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then she doesn't deserve
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00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:06,812
this nice new expensive jacket.
329
00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,222
What do you want, Herb?
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00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:20,191
Can I park my new boat in your garage?
331
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,192
New boat?
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00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:21,826
Yeah.
333
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,895
I just bought a new boat.
334
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,963
But we don't have a garage...
335
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,599
Hey, look what I found in the street.
336
00:14:27,601 --> 00:14:30,702
It's an old nasty pillow with stains.
337
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:31,636
Wow, that's really cool,
338
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:34,105
but I don't have time for...
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00:14:38,307 --> 00:14:39,778
Wait.
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00:14:39,780 --> 00:14:41,012
I'll trade you
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00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,181
this brand new expensive jacket
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for that disgusting pillow.
343
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,319
I don't know, I already got
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a lot of expensive jackets.
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Come on!
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All right.
347
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:54,826
Thanks.
348
00:14:54,828 --> 00:14:56,361
Sure.
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00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,229
I'm going to go back to my condo.
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00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,433
All right, have fun.
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My life's going great.
352
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:08,907
Happy Yay Day.
353
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,108
Okay.
354
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:13,678
Here's my present for Sam.
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Here you go. Have at it.
356
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:18,817
Thanks.
357
00:15:18,819 --> 00:15:20,218
Open it up.
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00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:20,885
Yeah.
359
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:21,653
Let's see what you got.
360
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:22,787
All righty.
361
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,364
It looks like Cat got me...
362
00:15:29,765 --> 00:15:30,965
That's it.
363
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:39,371
Uh... Looks like Cat
got me a dirty pillow
364
00:15:39,373 --> 00:15:44,943
with stains and hair.
365
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:49,914
Hope you love it.
366
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,717
Cat, maybe you should
open Sam's present.
367
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:57,956
Oh, right, Dice, that's a great idea.
368
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,491
Here it is.
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00:15:59,493 --> 00:16:00,998
Thank you.
370
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,035
Oh wow, look, mouthwash.
371
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,536
Really?
372
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,072
Yeah, which is perfect
for me, you know,
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00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:15,740
'cause my breath always smells
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00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:19,044
like a gas station toilet.
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00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:21,179
Wait a second.
376
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,114
Oh, I mixed up the tags.
377
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:24,416
Here, hang on.
378
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:27,385
Goomer, this is for you.
379
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,320
It is?
380
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,389
It is? Oh my gosh.
381
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:34,392
How did you know I love this?
382
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,227
I called your mom.
383
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:37,128
What is it?
384
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,330
My favorite mouthwash.
385
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:45,136
It comes all the way from Australia.
386
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:47,238
Oh, dear God.
387
00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:51,676
You got me the foot wash too!
388
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,945
Yeah, well... Wait, so then,
389
00:16:53,947 --> 00:16:55,547
What did you get, Cat?
390
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,049
Oh...
391
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:04,957
This.
392
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:15,233
You got me a Mr. Roper!
393
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:16,301
What's that?
394
00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:21,372
Do you not know what anything is?
395
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:24,576
It's just a new jump rope.
396
00:17:24,578 --> 00:17:27,345
The coolest jump rope in the world.
397
00:17:27,347 --> 00:17:29,047
It lights up, and plays music,
398
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,316
and everything.
399
00:17:31,318 --> 00:17:35,086
Remember, you said you
really wanted one.
400
00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:37,322
Yeah.
401
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,224
What did Sam write on
that package there?
402
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:42,360
It doesn't matter.
403
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:46,564
"I hate most people, but you I like.
404
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,067
Your friend, Sam."
405
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:53,238
Aw, so sweet.
406
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:58,276
Yeah, thanks for the jump rope.
407
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:04,449
Thanks for the crusty pillow.
408
00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:05,950
Wait, where you going?
409
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,953
We still have a lot
of presents to open.
410
00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:11,122
Yeah.
411
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:15,827
Have fun.
412
00:18:15,829 --> 00:18:21,833
Well, time to wash my mouth.
413
00:18:21,835 --> 00:18:23,335
That's the foot wash.
414
00:18:45,025 --> 00:18:48,493
Sam?
415
00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,228
How'd you know I'd be here?
416
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,262
Dice told me
417
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:54,232
this is your favorite new spot.
418
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,767
It is.
419
00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,435
Why?
420
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:58,203
'Cause right over there,
421
00:18:58,205 --> 00:19:00,271
there's a crack in the sidewalk.
422
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,674
So, all day long people
walk by and trip
423
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:04,176
and fall on their faces.
424
00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:12,517
See?
425
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,086
Funny.
426
00:19:15,088 --> 00:19:17,755
You're not laughing.
427
00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:21,559
Yeah, I'm not in a real laughy mood.
428
00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:22,193
Is it 'cause I gave you
429
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,830
a crusty pillow for Yay Day?
430
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,766
Well, what do you think?
431
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,568
When I asked you about Christmas
432
00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:31,636
and your birthday you said
433
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,805
all you care about is the food.
434
00:19:33,807 --> 00:19:34,572
Yeah, well, maybe
435
00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:38,676
if I'd ever gotten a good...
just... what?
436
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,210
No.
437
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:43,648
Tell me.
438
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,582
Guess what my mom
439
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:47,352
gave me for my ninth birthday?
440
00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:48,720
What?
441
00:19:48,722 --> 00:19:53,625
A shovel and a bowl of meatballs.
442
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:59,764
Were the meatballs, you know, tasty?
443
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:02,000
I don't know.
444
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:05,270
I used the shovel to bury
445
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,006
the meatballs in my backyard.
446
00:20:08,008 --> 00:20:10,541
Well, why did you do that?
447
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:16,314
'Cause I thought that
maybe I could grow
448
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,950
a meatball tree.
449
00:20:18,952 --> 00:20:21,152
And?
450
00:20:21,154 --> 00:20:22,587
It never grew.
451
00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,189
Oh, Sam.
452
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:36,334
I'm sorry I gave you a dirty pillow.
453
00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,835
Well, why did you?
454
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,771
'Cause I thought you gave me
455
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:42,206
mouthwash and foot wash.
456
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,410
But I told you I mixed up the...
457
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:48,212
Wait, you gave me the dirty pillow
458
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:53,618
before you opened the
mouthwash present.
459
00:20:53,620 --> 00:21:00,024
Oh look, that little girl.
460
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,961
And down she goes.
461
00:21:02,963 --> 00:21:04,495
I snooped.
462
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:05,196
You snooped?
463
00:21:05,198 --> 00:21:07,532
I can't help it, Sam,
I'm sick, I'm sick.
464
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:13,204
I'm a sick snooping sicko.
465
00:21:18,306 --> 00:21:19,677
Oh!
466
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,980
Look, I'm sorry I gave you
467
00:21:21,982 --> 00:21:24,215
a dirty pillow and...
468
00:21:24,217 --> 00:21:27,051
And that your meatball tree never grew.
469
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:29,921
Thanks.
470
00:21:29,923 --> 00:21:32,690
And I'm sorry I pushed
you off the bench.
471
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,258
It's okay.
472
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,036
Wait, when did you push...
473
00:21:40,337 --> 00:21:42,137
I deserved that.
474
00:21:45,238 --> 00:21:47,638
Hey, hey, hey, look, rabbi.
475
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,709
Oy!
476
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,211
Shalom.
477
00:21:57,050 --> 00:21:59,917
I'm so glad we're friends.
478
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,419
I'm sure you are.
479
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:18,403
"You know, when I was a kid
"and we got thirsty on a hot day
480
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:20,271
"we'd find ourselves a damp rock
481
00:22:20,273 --> 00:22:27,211
flip it over and lick it."
482
00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,814
It works.
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