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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,872 --> 00:00:12,495 - It's coming! - We're almost there. 2 00:00:12,495 --> 00:00:15,153 - We're not gonna make it! - Yes, we are! 3 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:20,537 Jump! 4 00:00:26,612 --> 00:00:28,511 - Whoo-hoo! 5 00:00:32,446 --> 00:00:34,517 Hop aboard, partner. You can be the caboose. 6 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:41,834 She is obsessed with us! 7 00:00:41,834 --> 00:00:44,423 I know! It's like, get a dog or something. 8 00:00:44,423 --> 00:00:46,667 Okay, whatever the deal with this world is, 9 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:49,773 we just have to lay low and blend in, okay? 10 00:00:49,773 --> 00:00:52,293 - No anomalies. - One thousand percent. 11 00:00:52,293 --> 00:00:54,295 I mean, it was way too close last time. 12 00:00:57,229 --> 00:00:58,506 It's them. 13 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:00,612 - More running? - Charge! 14 00:01:07,136 --> 00:01:08,792 Why are people always chasing us? 15 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,043 There you are. 16 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:19,286 Emile, can you help us? 17 00:01:19,286 --> 00:01:21,115 I've got you. Come with me. 18 00:01:21,115 --> 00:01:22,461 Okay, no time for a wardrobe change. 19 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:23,945 Game faces. You'll be fine. 20 00:01:44,069 --> 00:01:45,415 Are you ready? 21 00:01:47,210 --> 00:01:49,833 Ladies and gentlemen... 22 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:52,698 Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid! 23 00:01:54,700 --> 00:01:57,531 Today, at fifth period, 24 00:01:57,531 --> 00:02:01,086 our two toughest fighters go head-to-head. 25 00:02:01,742 --> 00:02:03,813 Gym class isn't for the weak! 26 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:07,299 I've trained my body to be a weapon of mass destruction. 27 00:02:11,061 --> 00:02:12,339 Dark. 28 00:02:12,339 --> 00:02:13,719 Cool, but dark. 29 00:02:13,719 --> 00:02:15,549 To survive in the Hunger Dome, 30 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:18,414 you have to be ruthless, fast, 31 00:02:18,414 --> 00:02:20,795 and more than anything, hungry! 32 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,627 Are my teeth filed? 33 00:02:24,627 --> 00:02:27,285 Prepare to be eaten for breakfast, Lightning Kid. 34 00:02:27,285 --> 00:02:28,527 Literally. 35 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,253 Look out, Lady Thunder, 36 00:02:30,253 --> 00:02:32,669 'cause you're about to get struck by lightning... 37 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:34,084 to death! 38 00:02:34,084 --> 00:02:35,500 The ultimate grudge match. 39 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:37,743 Today, at fifth period. Don't miss it. 40 00:02:37,743 --> 00:02:39,745 Some restrictions apply. No refunds. 41 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,954 Death not guaranteed by organizers. 42 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,100 Let's open the floor to any questions. 43 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:51,688 You there, in the front? 44 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:53,725 Rip It Times, online edition. 45 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:55,658 Lightning Kid, you recently claimed 46 00:02:55,658 --> 00:02:59,731 that you'd kick Lady Thunder's face directly into the sun. 47 00:02:59,731 --> 00:03:01,181 Can you elaborate? 48 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,879 Um... yeah-- 49 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:13,296 Oh-Oh, brother, I-I'm-- 50 00:03:13,296 --> 00:03:16,299 I'm gonna get you... brother. 51 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:19,371 And-And-And then I'm gonna rip you, brother. 52 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:22,512 And-And-And then I'm gonna get you, brother. 53 00:03:22,512 --> 00:03:23,893 Yup, yup, and I'm-- 54 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:26,516 I'm gonna rip you and chew you up. 55 00:03:26,516 --> 00:03:27,793 And then I'm gonna rip you again. 56 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:31,452 That's what I'm gonna do, brother. 57 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:34,041 Um... okay. 58 00:03:34,041 --> 00:03:35,974 That's good. That's really good. 59 00:03:35,974 --> 00:03:37,941 Lady Thunder, your... your rebuttal? 60 00:03:37,941 --> 00:03:39,771 - It's my turn? - Yup, it's your turn. 61 00:03:39,771 --> 00:03:41,393 Now it's my turn. 62 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:44,914 Oh, brother! 63 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:47,744 Thank you so much for that wonderful intro-- 64 00:03:47,744 --> 00:03:50,230 For that wonderful introduction, brother. 65 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:54,372 And I'm gonna, that's right, cut you up in little pieces 66 00:03:54,372 --> 00:03:57,271 and serve you on a nice plate 67 00:03:57,271 --> 00:03:59,515 and eat it for dinner. 68 00:04:00,930 --> 00:04:02,828 I am doing Hulk Hogan. What are you doing? 69 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:05,866 I barely know who that is. I'm also doing Hulk Hogan! 70 00:04:05,866 --> 00:04:08,040 - Okay. Awesome. - Mm-hmm. I'll see you there. 71 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,525 You're going down, brother! 72 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:12,355 You're going-- Also going down, brother! 73 00:04:12,355 --> 00:04:15,669 I'm gonna punch you in the tummy, brother! 74 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,119 No, brother. Don't to that, brother. 75 00:04:18,119 --> 00:04:21,330 Well, I must, because I-I hate you, brother. 76 00:04:21,330 --> 00:04:23,746 - Oh, brother, please don't. - Oh, brother. 77 00:04:23,746 --> 00:04:25,679 - Brother... 78 00:04:30,477 --> 00:04:32,272 suspenseful music playing] 79 00:04:33,825 --> 00:04:36,448 Okay, that's the fastest anomaly we've ever caused. 80 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:40,763 Vice Principal Mason, what are you doing in the Below-Lands? 81 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:41,971 It's not safe. 82 00:04:41,971 --> 00:04:43,490 I'm fine. Run along. 83 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:45,492 With respect, I cannot. 84 00:04:45,492 --> 00:04:47,217 I'll escort you to the faculty lounge 85 00:04:47,217 --> 00:04:51,429 and find you more appropriate attire. 86 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,330 That's enough questions for today. 87 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,952 But they'll be refreshed and ready 88 00:04:57,952 --> 00:05:01,162 for their big fifth period grudge match, where... 89 00:05:01,162 --> 00:05:03,544 Only one survives! 90 00:05:03,544 --> 00:05:08,100 Only one survives! Only one survives! 91 00:05:08,100 --> 00:05:11,621 - Maybe two survive! Only one survives. 92 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:20,216 Um, hey. Hey, bestie. Quick Q. 93 00:05:20,216 --> 00:05:23,840 How tied are we to having that-- That grudge match today? 94 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,635 Yeah, maybe we, like, reschedule. 95 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,257 - Like, a later date? - Like a Wednesday. 96 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,225 Postpone the fight of the century 97 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,090 when students and faculty alike cry out for blood? 98 00:05:32,090 --> 00:05:34,782 Absolutely not. 99 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:36,991 Okay, um, could you just point us in the direction 100 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:38,993 - of Mr. Schneider? - The Homeworker? 101 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:41,064 Obviously he is in the faculty lounge. 102 00:05:41,064 --> 00:05:42,687 We could just pop in and then say hi-- 103 00:05:42,687 --> 00:05:45,552 Students in the faculty lounge. Are you concussed? 104 00:05:45,552 --> 00:05:47,899 - Yes. No. Yes. - Yes. No. Yes. 105 00:05:47,899 --> 00:05:50,280 Maybe we do need to cancel the fight after all. 106 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,868 Yes, yes. 107 00:05:51,868 --> 00:05:53,387 Just kidding. 108 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:55,044 The more concussed, the better. 109 00:06:06,124 --> 00:06:08,851 Welcome back to the high seat of the faculty, Miss Mason. 110 00:06:08,851 --> 00:06:10,473 Please do not enter the Below-Lands again 111 00:06:10,473 --> 00:06:13,303 unless escorted by a hall monitor. 112 00:06:13,303 --> 00:06:15,029 For your own protection. 113 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,588 Um... 114 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,384 Hello, Stephen. 115 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,695 Oh, Cheryl. 116 00:06:25,695 --> 00:06:27,317 W-What are you doing here? 117 00:06:27,317 --> 00:06:29,872 Can it! 118 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:31,839 You and I both know the Davey and Jonesie 119 00:06:31,839 --> 00:06:33,772 who gave that press conference 120 00:06:33,772 --> 00:06:37,742 are not the Davey and Jonesie from this world. 121 00:06:37,742 --> 00:06:40,330 Whyever would you say that? 122 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:43,506 - ...down, brother! - Brother, you ever see-- 123 00:06:43,506 --> 00:06:45,819 Hey, you ever see this thing? It's going right in your face! 124 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:49,029 Oh, that. That's-- That's smack talk. 125 00:06:49,029 --> 00:06:51,272 "Oh, brother, bring me another petit four 126 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:53,240 - or I'll give you a slap." 127 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:54,586 Yeah. 128 00:06:54,586 --> 00:06:57,106 I know you built the portal. 129 00:06:57,106 --> 00:06:59,453 And I know you're helping those girls. 130 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,560 And as soon as I can prove that, 131 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:05,666 I'm gonna finish what I started years ago 132 00:07:05,666 --> 00:07:10,084 and make sure every single version of you 133 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:13,674 is burbling away at the bottom of a tank. 134 00:07:13,674 --> 00:07:15,918 Careful what you say, Cheryl. 135 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:18,541 Huh? That's gonna cause an anomaly, 136 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,887 and I'd hate for you to lose face 137 00:07:19,887 --> 00:07:22,787 with your precious superiors at MOM. 138 00:07:22,787 --> 00:07:24,616 Presenting the principal. 139 00:07:27,619 --> 00:07:29,138 Hi. Hello. 140 00:07:29,138 --> 00:07:30,519 Good guests. 141 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:40,943 Vice Principal Mason, how good of you to join us. 142 00:07:41,564 --> 00:07:44,498 Escort Vice Principal Mason to the VIP area. 143 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:47,501 She and I need to have a private chat. 144 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:55,785 Hi. 145 00:07:57,269 --> 00:08:00,065 Why did they have to come to this world? 146 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:01,653 And on crab puff day. 147 00:08:01,653 --> 00:08:03,793 Psst! 148 00:08:05,277 --> 00:08:07,417 - Hey. - You two. 149 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:09,627 - Get up here. - No, you come down here. 150 00:08:09,627 --> 00:08:11,214 - We're not asking. Now! - Come on! 151 00:08:11,214 --> 00:08:12,837 I cannot go up there. 152 00:08:12,837 --> 00:08:14,286 If we can get up here, then you can. 153 00:08:14,286 --> 00:08:17,048 I am under no circumstances going up there. 154 00:08:19,119 --> 00:08:21,880 You know, I just got this lab coat pressed. 155 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:24,124 Oh, my God, a Schneider who cares more about his outfit 156 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:25,228 than an anomaly? 157 00:08:25,228 --> 00:08:27,507 - Refreshing. - Dude, Cheryl's here. 158 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,785 Oh, I know... "brother." 159 00:08:29,785 --> 00:08:31,511 We all saw the interview. 160 00:08:31,511 --> 00:08:32,719 What are we supposed to do, okay? 161 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:34,272 We can't fight. We're best friends. 162 00:08:34,272 --> 00:08:36,170 And we're wildly unathletic. 163 00:08:36,170 --> 00:08:37,965 We have literally never been to gym class. 164 00:08:37,965 --> 00:08:39,967 As far as the teacher knows, we've been on our periods 165 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:41,693 every single day for the past two years. 166 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:43,592 It is our longest con. 167 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:45,697 So you need to fix the portal now 168 00:08:45,697 --> 00:08:47,147 so we don't have to fight. 169 00:08:47,147 --> 00:08:48,458 Yes, well, I... 170 00:08:48,458 --> 00:08:49,805 I'm afraid that's impossible 171 00:08:49,805 --> 00:08:51,876 because your locker and my lab 172 00:08:51,876 --> 00:08:54,603 are located within the Ride or Die Zone. 173 00:08:54,603 --> 00:08:57,744 An area of the Below-Lands that's restricted to faculty 174 00:08:57,744 --> 00:09:00,470 and ruled by a terrible motorcycle gang. 175 00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:02,403 There are motorcycles? 176 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,682 They have one motorcycle. 177 00:09:04,682 --> 00:09:06,891 But they're very good at sharing. 178 00:09:08,064 --> 00:09:09,410 So... 179 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:11,516 - I guess that's that. - What do you mean "that's that?" 180 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:15,209 As in, "Oh, we die in the ring or get caught by Cheryl?" 181 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,557 You don't know what it's like here. 182 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,248 The students are wild. 183 00:09:19,248 --> 00:09:21,802 The teachers have to be physically separated from them 184 00:09:21,802 --> 00:09:23,252 for our own protection. 185 00:09:23,252 --> 00:09:25,081 And we don't even really teach. 186 00:09:25,081 --> 00:09:27,428 We sort of just watch as they rip each other apart, 187 00:09:27,428 --> 00:09:30,155 and we drink champagne and grade them on it. 188 00:09:30,155 --> 00:09:32,433 I suppose it's not ideal, but the food's pretty good 189 00:09:32,433 --> 00:09:34,263 and I do love champagne. 190 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:35,885 Wow. 191 00:09:35,885 --> 00:09:39,268 Being in this world has made you soft... er than usual. 192 00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:42,996 It's gonna make you even softer than a sea cucumber 193 00:09:42,996 --> 00:09:45,274 once Cheryl sees us not fight. 194 00:09:48,311 --> 00:09:51,314 Fine, fine, fine! Fine! 195 00:09:51,314 --> 00:09:53,351 She's onto you already. And me. 196 00:09:53,351 --> 00:09:54,628 Okay. 197 00:09:55,525 --> 00:10:00,461 Legend tells of a drifter down below called the Traveler. 198 00:10:00,461 --> 00:10:04,362 Perhaps they can give me safe passage through the zone. 199 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:07,537 And what happens if you don't make it before fifth period 200 00:10:07,537 --> 00:10:09,436 and we have to get in the ring? 201 00:10:09,436 --> 00:10:13,164 You'll have to make it look like you're fighting. 202 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:16,167 Legend tells-- A separate legend. 203 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:19,411 tells of someone called the Lost Winner, 204 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:22,829 a former champ who can train you in the art of fake fighting. 205 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:26,108 They say she lurks in the shadows of the basement. 206 00:10:26,108 --> 00:10:29,318 This world would rule if we weren't so completely screwed. 207 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:32,977 Okay, you go find the Traveler, go to your lab, 208 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,324 and we'll find the cool-sounding basement chick, 209 00:10:35,324 --> 00:10:37,360 just in case you die instantly. 210 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,466 - What? - Break. 211 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,780 Watch it. - I'm going this way. 212 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,333 No, I'm going this way. 213 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:53,273 Thank you for joining me in the VIP area. 214 00:10:58,071 --> 00:11:00,314 Do you know why the faculty respect me, 215 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:01,522 Vice Principal Mason? 216 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,904 - No. - Fear. Exactly. 217 00:11:03,904 --> 00:11:05,595 And because they know their place, 218 00:11:05,595 --> 00:11:08,357 just like I know about your excursion to the Below-Lands. 219 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:11,360 And don't think I didn't see you hesitate when you bowed. 220 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,569 Whatever little coup you're planning, 221 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:15,433 it's not gonna work. 222 00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,677 Better administrative faculty have tried, 223 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:20,093 and I always find a way to... 224 00:11:21,404 --> 00:11:23,130 ...immobilize them. 225 00:11:23,959 --> 00:11:25,443 Refreshment? 226 00:11:25,443 --> 00:11:27,203 Is this poison? 227 00:11:31,863 --> 00:11:34,245 Vice Principal Mason! So paranoid. 228 00:11:34,245 --> 00:11:35,453 No. 229 00:11:35,453 --> 00:11:36,592 But if it makes you feel better, 230 00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:39,388 why don't we switch? 231 00:11:39,388 --> 00:11:41,148 No. You drink from both. 232 00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:45,981 Could we get two more, please? 233 00:11:47,223 --> 00:11:49,087 These are warm. 234 00:11:51,572 --> 00:11:53,022 Love your hat. 235 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:06,415 This is only a quarter portion. 236 00:12:06,415 --> 00:12:08,728 I have a fight today. 237 00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,936 Price has gone up. 238 00:12:09,936 --> 00:12:11,592 Talk to me when you got a couple of A's. 239 00:12:13,387 --> 00:12:16,252 I'll bet you one A-minus in math... 240 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:20,740 and raise you a B in world history. 241 00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:34,892 What are you doing here, Homeworker? 242 00:12:35,858 --> 00:12:37,273 Here to give us more homework? 243 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,760 You can't. 244 00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,564 I'm here to see the one they call the Traveler. 245 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,359 Right behind you. 246 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:56,327 Sorry, I moved. 247 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,777 Hi. 248 00:13:04,749 --> 00:13:07,407 I can get you through the Ride or Die Zone. 249 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:10,030 First you got to give me what I asked for. 250 00:13:10,030 --> 00:13:11,687 Are you sure? 251 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,758 I can get you a couple of B's in physics. 252 00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:15,311 Maybe an A in bio. 253 00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:18,625 Bio is a soft science for people who can't do math. 254 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,385 Give me what I want. 255 00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,422 Okay. 256 00:13:22,422 --> 00:13:24,320 One, um... 257 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,184 bag of wet hair. 258 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:28,255 I can't imagine why you would want it. 259 00:13:28,255 --> 00:13:30,085 It's for me to know and for you to find out. 260 00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,811 Oh, I never want to find out. 261 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,122 Listen! 262 00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:34,434 If you want to get through the zone, 263 00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:35,918 you've got to do everything I say. 264 00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:38,265 - Got it? - Yeah. 265 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:48,103 I like the taste. 266 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:52,348 Hope these are the dumbest outfits we have to wear. 267 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:53,902 Who's the former champ? 268 00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,489 - Three, two, one. Alexis. 269 00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:58,078 Because they're so cool in every single universe, 270 00:13:58,078 --> 00:13:59,942 - unlike Sierra who's just so... - Sierra. 271 00:13:59,942 --> 00:14:02,945 No, no. Sierra is here. 272 00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:11,712 Hey, Sierra. That's a cool eye patch. 273 00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:13,335 Yeah, we're actually just here 274 00:14:13,335 --> 00:14:14,888 waiting for the long lost winners-- 275 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,614 Ah! 276 00:14:19,479 --> 00:14:21,584 And that's why you don't make assumptions. 277 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:25,899 So the school's greatest enemies 278 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:28,453 are secretly the greatest of friends. 279 00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:30,352 Tale as old as time. 280 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,078 Yes, and actually, time is a factor, 281 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:34,390 so we don't need to delve into anyone's backstory. 282 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:36,772 - I had to fight my friend once. - Okay, awesome. 283 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:39,292 My best friend. 284 00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:41,259 You had a friend? 285 00:14:41,259 --> 00:14:43,227 Sorry. That was rude. You had a friend? 286 00:14:43,227 --> 00:14:45,470 We were picked to fight each other in the arena. 287 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:49,233 Two besties forced into the fray. 288 00:14:50,096 --> 00:14:51,891 Only we fought for real. 289 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,066 I won. 290 00:14:55,066 --> 00:14:56,896 But it didn't feel like it. 291 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,657 What happened to your friend? 292 00:15:00,589 --> 00:15:02,936 Same as what happened to the others. 293 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,145 They were taken to the locker room, 294 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:08,045 never to be seen again. 295 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,154 Why didn't you guys just, like, fake fight 296 00:15:14,154 --> 00:15:15,638 or choreograph something 297 00:15:15,638 --> 00:15:17,571 so you would never actually have to fight, you know? 298 00:15:17,571 --> 00:15:19,884 Isn't that your whole thing? Somebody told us that today. 299 00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,921 Let's just get started, hey? 300 00:15:26,235 --> 00:15:27,857 The key to fake fighting 301 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,307 is embodying the lie. 302 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,137 Legs up, legs up, legs up! 303 00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,966 You have to be the part. 304 00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:34,105 Prepare for battle. Fists up. 305 00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:35,555 Look the part. 306 00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,315 Emile sent me in here 307 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,524 'cause there's supposed to be some sort of makeover. 308 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,080 Hi. 309 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,564 One! 310 00:15:44,564 --> 00:15:45,772 You can call me 311 00:15:45,772 --> 00:15:47,049 the Transformer because-- 312 00:15:47,049 --> 00:15:48,637 Because you make costumes 313 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,466 that transform warriors for battle? 314 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,951 Yeah, I got there. 315 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,538 Two! 316 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:55,678 Okay, Mr. Transformer. 317 00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,577 What are we waiting for? 318 00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:00,787 First, master, the art of circling. 319 00:16:00,787 --> 00:16:01,995 - Clockwise! 320 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,203 The longer you circle, 321 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:04,584 the more tension you build 322 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:06,448 and the less you fight. 323 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,415 - Counterclockwise! 324 00:16:08,415 --> 00:16:11,763 Counter-counterclockwise! 325 00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:14,283 No, it's-it's the reverse. 326 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,458 Battle isn't just combat. 327 00:16:16,458 --> 00:16:18,115 It's a story. 328 00:16:18,115 --> 00:16:20,048 It's pageantry. 329 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,050 It's a dance. 330 00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:25,570 Can we just get this over with? 331 00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,987 Are you skipping? - A little bounce of the legs. 332 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,367 - Okay. - No, this is the move. 333 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,024 This is how-- This is what it looks like. 334 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,474 Next, to sell your fake fight, 335 00:16:32,474 --> 00:16:34,372 you have to sell your fake pain. 336 00:16:34,372 --> 00:16:36,443 - Attack! 337 00:16:39,067 --> 00:16:40,413 - Ow. - No. 338 00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:52,011 Don't forget to let them see you sweat. 339 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,116 Always let them see you cry. 340 00:16:54,116 --> 00:16:55,497 - Fight! 341 00:16:58,155 --> 00:17:00,467 Ow! Davey! 342 00:17:00,467 --> 00:17:02,780 - Oh, my God! - Ow! Ow! Ow! 343 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,438 Ah, gotcha! 344 00:17:09,614 --> 00:17:11,444 Get it? 345 00:17:11,444 --> 00:17:12,652 Lightning. 346 00:17:12,652 --> 00:17:15,689 - Because you're the Lightning... - Dude. Yes. 347 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,622 It could not be more on the nose. 348 00:17:17,622 --> 00:17:18,899 Thank you. 349 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,625 It's perfect. 350 00:17:23,525 --> 00:17:26,321 - I can't wait to wear it. - Right? 351 00:17:37,608 --> 00:17:38,919 You both look like champions-- 352 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,129 - Idiots. - Thank you. 353 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:43,924 Oh, and I've built a little surprise 354 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:46,272 into each one of your suits. 355 00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:50,138 It will reveal itself when the time is right. 356 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,729 Good luck. 357 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:58,974 I'm gonna barf. Are you gonna barf? 358 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:01,010 Where is Schneider? The fight is about to start. 359 00:18:01,010 --> 00:18:02,633 You got this. 360 00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:05,705 The art of circling and the power of your friendship 361 00:18:05,705 --> 00:18:06,878 are all you need. 362 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,674 Yeah. And if anyone can fake doing one thing 363 00:18:09,674 --> 00:18:12,781 in order to avoid doing another thing, it's us. 364 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:14,541 Let's go. 365 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:20,961 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 366 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:25,414 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 367 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:28,797 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 368 00:18:31,765 --> 00:18:37,012 Let the Schroödinger High Hunger Dome Games begin! 369 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,602 Seriously, where is Schneider? 370 00:18:42,983 --> 00:18:44,157 Remind me again 371 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:46,090 why you're the one in the disguise? 372 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,298 Sleight of hand. 373 00:18:47,298 --> 00:18:50,059 That doesn't answer my question. 374 00:18:50,059 --> 00:18:51,544 Hey! 375 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:54,823 Not just anyone can walk into the Ride or Die Zone. 376 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:57,895 Don't worry, it's me. 377 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,655 Joyce. 378 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,352 Run, Schneider! 379 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:09,631 What? How was that the plan? 380 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:12,841 Looks like we've got ourselves a Homeworker. 381 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:14,463 - Hey. - Bring me... 382 00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:16,845 the bike. 383 00:19:20,228 --> 00:19:25,094 Schroödinger High, are you ready to meet your first two tributes? 384 00:19:27,373 --> 00:19:30,238 I bring you the Red Shirt Marauder! 385 00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,349 And now, make some noise for... 386 00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,006 Boulder-Faced Jenkins! 387 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,252 - Fight! - Okay, well, 388 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,701 maybe this will be a really long... 389 00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:50,258 ...battle. 390 00:19:51,362 --> 00:19:53,882 And now to the locker room... 391 00:19:53,882 --> 00:19:55,366 forever. 392 00:19:56,919 --> 00:19:58,749 Please, please! No! 393 00:19:58,749 --> 00:20:01,510 Kill! Kill! Kill! 394 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,788 Let's see what the faculty has to say. 395 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:07,447 Oh, overall a B-minus. 396 00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,828 Thank you, faculty. 397 00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:09,967 Ooh, and dare I say, 398 00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,900 you are looking absolutely stunning today 399 00:20:11,900 --> 00:20:13,350 in the gallery. 400 00:20:13,350 --> 00:20:15,110 Loving the hair, Debbie. It's giving cotton candy. 401 00:20:15,110 --> 00:20:17,699 It's giving cloudy. I just want to eat you up. 402 00:20:17,699 --> 00:20:19,321 Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom. 403 00:20:19,321 --> 00:20:21,254 And Vice Principal Mason, 404 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:24,050 you are looking absolutely impeccable in the gallery. 405 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,258 Good for you. 406 00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:27,260 Okay, remember, just keep circling 407 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:28,710 as long as you can. 408 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:29,952 Right, because the more we circle, 409 00:20:29,952 --> 00:20:31,747 - the less we have to fight. - Yeah. 410 00:20:31,747 --> 00:20:33,232 And now, the fight 411 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,682 you've all been waiting for! 412 00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,546 Lady Thunder and the Lightning Kid. 413 00:20:37,546 --> 00:20:42,413 Both cunning, dangerous, power-hungry women. 414 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:44,104 Sound familiar, Vice Principal Mason? 415 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,865 Oh, don't roll your eyes at me. 416 00:20:45,865 --> 00:20:49,075 You really think you have what it takes to be the principal? 417 00:20:49,075 --> 00:20:50,904 I'll have you know that controlling the games 418 00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:54,943 requires a masterful set of skills that only I possess. 419 00:20:54,943 --> 00:20:57,186 Now, to choose the arena. 420 00:20:59,223 --> 00:21:04,090 Which one shall I choose? 421 00:21:04,090 --> 00:21:07,438 Maybe I'll choose... 422 00:21:07,438 --> 00:21:09,509 Oh, for the love of-- 423 00:21:10,441 --> 00:21:11,787 Did you all see that? 424 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:16,136 Why is the arena making that sound? 425 00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:19,243 This has never happened before. 426 00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:21,418 Principal chose the hardest arena. 427 00:21:21,418 --> 00:21:26,285 Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! 428 00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:38,987 How are we supposed to circle on a balance beam? 429 00:21:38,987 --> 00:21:40,989 Get him! 430 00:21:45,614 --> 00:21:47,927 Hey, hey. It's my turn. 431 00:21:47,927 --> 00:21:49,411 Get off. 432 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:55,831 - Ah! 433 00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,420 Ready? Three, two, one, get him! 434 00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:08,188 - Is that the bag of wet hair? - Yes of course. 435 00:22:08,188 --> 00:22:09,604 Sleight of hand. 436 00:22:09,604 --> 00:22:10,777 The lab. 437 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,539 Who's ready for blood? 438 00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:17,094 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 439 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,923 Let's raise a fist 440 00:22:18,923 --> 00:22:21,892 for the ravenous, the dangerous, 441 00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:23,790 the bloodthirsty... 442 00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,551 Lady Thunder! 443 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:28,519 - That's you. That one. - That's me. 444 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:32,420 Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! 445 00:22:32,420 --> 00:22:34,283 How are you? 446 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:37,528 And the wily, the strategic, 447 00:22:37,528 --> 00:22:39,288 the Davey-hating... 448 00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:41,152 Lightning Kid! 449 00:22:42,291 --> 00:22:44,328 Kill! Kill! 450 00:22:44,328 --> 00:22:46,226 Kill! Kill! Kill! 451 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:47,711 You suck. 452 00:22:49,057 --> 00:22:51,508 Are you ready? 453 00:22:51,508 --> 00:22:55,132 - Are you ready? 454 00:22:56,996 --> 00:22:59,101 Three, two... 455 00:22:59,101 --> 00:23:00,793 one. 456 00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:03,934 Fight! 457 00:23:03,934 --> 00:23:07,765 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 458 00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:11,217 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 459 00:23:11,217 --> 00:23:14,979 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 460 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:23,609 Okay. Yeah. 461 00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,489 Meow. 462 00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:43,560 Meow! 463 00:23:47,564 --> 00:23:48,979 What now? 464 00:23:48,979 --> 00:23:52,189 One foot. And stand. We gotta stand. We gotta stand. 465 00:23:54,053 --> 00:23:55,157 Oh... 466 00:23:56,676 --> 00:23:58,333 Oh, now they're both standing on the beam! 467 00:23:58,333 --> 00:23:59,921 Look at that, folks! 468 00:24:01,612 --> 00:24:03,442 Okay, come closer. Okay. 469 00:24:04,408 --> 00:24:05,927 Hang on. 470 00:24:05,927 --> 00:24:07,480 Yes. 471 00:24:09,171 --> 00:24:10,621 What are they doing? 472 00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:12,451 - Circle. Circle... - Circle, circle! 473 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:17,248 Now they're switching. Switching around. 474 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,078 - Double circle, double circle. - Back, back... 475 00:24:19,078 --> 00:24:21,770 - Okay, okay... 476 00:24:22,633 --> 00:24:23,979 Why are they spinning around like that? 477 00:24:23,979 --> 00:24:25,671 This is why you don't choose the hardest one. 478 00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:27,535 - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 479 00:24:27,535 --> 00:24:29,260 Are we beeping? 480 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:31,090 Yes, this is the secret thing that Abbott said. 481 00:24:31,090 --> 00:24:33,264 The surprise. Yes, yes, yes, yes! 482 00:24:33,264 --> 00:24:34,542 Okay, it's gonna be good. 483 00:24:44,413 --> 00:24:45,760 Jesus. 484 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:09,611 You suck! 485 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:19,483 I think that's proof enough. 486 00:25:19,483 --> 00:25:21,692 Stop right there, traitor. 487 00:25:21,692 --> 00:25:23,867 Do you really think you can usurp my authority 488 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,938 and walk away unscathed? 489 00:25:25,938 --> 00:25:27,871 You have any idea who you're dealing with? 490 00:25:27,871 --> 00:25:29,044 Ooh. 491 00:25:32,841 --> 00:25:35,534 This has been a coup. I'm the principal now. 492 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,743 - Any questions? No. 493 00:25:39,814 --> 00:25:42,161 Ah, yes, I've done it. 494 00:25:42,161 --> 00:25:44,750 Oh, it feels good to do science again. 495 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:46,821 The risks, the rewards. 496 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,512 The pure, unadulterated energy. 497 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:51,101 To hell with this half life of meaningless decadence. 498 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:52,171 I'm back, baby! 499 00:25:52,171 --> 00:25:54,483 Hey, baby. Biker gang's also back. 500 00:25:54,483 --> 00:25:56,313 Oh, no! We're doomed! 501 00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:58,108 No, we're not. Here! 502 00:26:02,837 --> 00:26:05,253 Sleight of hand! 503 00:26:10,327 --> 00:26:11,811 Is that hair? 504 00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:17,265 Sleight of hand. 505 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,445 Shall we do a classic "run for it?" 506 00:26:25,445 --> 00:26:26,757 I think that might prove difficult. 507 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,662 Stop! 508 00:26:34,662 --> 00:26:36,318 ♪ Dangerous ♪ 509 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,425 Be chill. 510 00:26:39,425 --> 00:26:41,185 Alexis? 511 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,086 Alexis is Sierra's friend? 512 00:26:45,086 --> 00:26:46,501 Uh-huh. 513 00:26:46,501 --> 00:26:48,192 How did you survive the locker room? 514 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,332 I talked the guard into letting me go. 515 00:26:50,332 --> 00:26:53,197 Been living in the ceiling ever since. 516 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:55,234 - They are so cool. - So cool. 517 00:26:55,234 --> 00:26:59,721 For years, the faculty has pitted student against student. 518 00:26:59,721 --> 00:27:01,654 For what? 519 00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,380 Paltry grades? 520 00:27:03,380 --> 00:27:05,693 A B-plus in Algebra? 521 00:27:05,693 --> 00:27:08,040 It's time we say... 522 00:27:09,075 --> 00:27:10,214 no! 523 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:12,354 No! No! No! 524 00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:14,702 No! No! No! No! 525 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:16,600 No! It's not really catching on. 526 00:27:17,566 --> 00:27:20,811 So you're saying we should stop fighting because... 527 00:27:20,811 --> 00:27:22,330 friendship? 528 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:26,161 Yes! 529 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:28,647 Who will join me? 530 00:27:31,511 --> 00:27:33,652 But we want blood. 531 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:35,584 Blood! Blood! Blood! 532 00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:37,276 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 533 00:27:37,276 --> 00:27:41,625 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 534 00:27:48,183 --> 00:27:49,944 Hey! Hey, hey. 535 00:27:49,944 --> 00:27:51,877 What if we embrace friendship 536 00:27:51,877 --> 00:27:54,880 by taking out our bloodlust on the Homeworkers? 537 00:27:55,708 --> 00:27:57,676 Starting with that one. 538 00:27:59,574 --> 00:28:02,128 She's-- She's actually the principal now, so... 539 00:28:03,474 --> 00:28:04,821 get her, kids. 540 00:28:10,171 --> 00:28:12,794 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 541 00:28:12,794 --> 00:28:15,279 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 542 00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:16,349 Give me her hat! 543 00:28:16,349 --> 00:28:18,697 - Let's go. - Yeah. Worked out great. 544 00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:20,699 Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood! 545 00:28:26,566 --> 00:28:28,154 Is that Schneider? 546 00:28:28,154 --> 00:28:30,501 Well, he clearly had his own personal story arc. 547 00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,365 The portal, it's online. Go! 548 00:28:32,365 --> 00:28:34,057 Is that wet hair? 549 00:28:35,610 --> 00:28:37,854 Yes. Okay. Get it, Schneider! 550 00:28:37,854 --> 00:28:39,338 You go, girl! 551 00:29:02,085 --> 00:29:15,754 ♪ Lite the nite ♪ 36152

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