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(WHISTLING)

(GUN BATTLE RAGING ON TV)

Hi, Mother.
Hi, George.
Howard.

I'll turn this off
in just a second.

I know the cowboys
are going to win
but I want to see

if they sit down
with the Indians
at the end

determined to make
a better world.

(GUNFIRE CONTINUES)

Howard, dear.

If you wouldn't mind
turning it off now,

George and I
have something
to tell you that is...

That is very important.

Oh!

Well, of course.

Howard...

Howard, George
proposed to me tonight.

He did?
And I accepted.

Well, hey, this is great.
This is great.

Congratulations.

Yes, Howard, I'm sure

your mother and I
can be very happy.

Well, of course
you can.
Of course you can.

Hey, you're getting
a great gal here, George.

I know that.

This was all
kind of sudden,
wasn't it?

Well, of course George
and I have known each other
for quite some time,

but I guess the proposal
was kind of sudden at that.

I was waiting
for the right moment.

We were over to Morelli's.

The lights were low.

They were playing soft music.

We were finishing
our rice pudding.

(SIGHING)
We've got lots
to talk about.

Let me go in
and fix some coffee.

(DOOR OPENS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Well, uh, make yourself
to home, George. Sit down.

(CHUCKLES)

Well, I guess I'm going
to have to start calling you
"Dad" from now on.

Y-You don't have
to do that, Howard.

Oh, uh, "George"
would be just fine.

Don't you want me
to call you "Dad"?

Maybe just "George."

Well, whatever you say.

(LAUGHS)

(SNIFFING) Uh...
(DOOR OPENS) You, uh...

You gonna be living here
or, uh...

That's one of the things
I wanted to tell
you about, Howard.

George and I will be
living in Mt. Pilot.

His business is there
and everything.

Oh, that's right.
Of course.

So all this will
be yours, Howard.

Or we could sell it if you think

it's going to be too much
of a problem for you,

and... and you could
find an apartment

or... or whatever you prefer.

Oh, no, no, no, Mother.
I... I'd prefer to stay right here
in the old homestead.

No, don't you worry about me.
I'll... I'll be just fine.

Howard has always
been so adaptable.

Great, great.
Makes it so easy.

That's okay, Dad.

George.

Yeah, yeah. They've been
going together
for about six months,

but this really came
from out of the blue.

Well, it makes it nice
for your mother.
Oh, yeah. Sure does.

When's
the wedding?
Saturday.

They figure at their ages
there's no sense in
a long engagement.

It's gonna be
just a simple ceremony,
but in... in good taste.

Uh-huh.

You say they're gonna
be living in Mt. Pilot?

That's right.
Mt. Pilot.

You gonna stay here
at the house?
Yeah, yeah.

Find me doing business
at the same old stand.
Yeah.

(LAUGHING)
Of course,
with Mother gone

there'll be a few
significant changes

in my modus vivendi,
you might say.

Changes in his what?

You heard him same as I did.

My manner of living.

Oh.
(CLEARING THROAT)
Hey, uh, Howard?

How do you plan to change
your manner of living?

Oh, I'm going to spread
my wings a little, Andy.

Ah!

Plans?
Nothing radical

but, uh, now that
I'll have complete freedom

I figured I might
turn the place into more
of a bachelor pad.

(CHUCKLING)
Uh-oh.

Sounds like you're going
to start burning
the candle at both ends.

Well, after
I get the place
fixed up, Emmett,

I'm just going to let
the chips fall
where they may.

Well, I got
to be running, check on
the wedding invitations.

You'll all be getting them,
so don't forget, now.
Saturday, huh?

Saturday. We'll be there.
Yeah.
And after that, well, uh...

After that?
Who knows?

There we are.

Hey, that Howard.

(ALL CHEERING)

GEORGE: Ah, come on.
That's enough of that.
No more.

Goodbye, Mother.
Goodbye, dear.

Goodbye, George.
Goodbye, Howard.

Hey, we'd better...
we'd better get going.
Come on.

(ALL CHATTERING)

(SIGHING)

My own pad.

Hey, any of you guys
seen Howard lately?

No. I've been over
to his office
three days in a row.

He hadn't been there.

Oh, he's been running
all around, Andy.

Fixing up the house,
getting things for it
and all that.

Hmm.
I guess he wasn't fooling
about that whole new deal.

Well, heck, no.
Just this morning a big truck
stopped by the gas station

looking for his house.

Fella was going to deliver
a bearskin rug.

Hey, he's not fooling.

(CHUCKLING)
Don't sound like it,
does it?

(CLEARING THROAT)
Hey, listen, uh... Uh...

Uh, you want to, um...

Yeah, let's go see
what he's doing.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

This light's too bright
for your pretty eyes, my dear.

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Hi, guys.
ANDY: Hi, hi, Howard.

GOOBER:
Just dropped over to see
how you were doing.

Well, gee,
the... the place
looks great, Howard.

Yeah, except these pillows
are going to get all dirty.

No, no, Goober.
They're supposed
to be there.

They are?
Yes!

Lends an air of informality.
They're for people to sit on.

On the floor?

That's right.

What's wrong with
a chair and a sofa?

That's what my wife
and me always sit on.

Sitting on pillows
breeds a certain

intimacy.

We're intimate.

I think it's, uh, kind of
a new fashion, Emmett.

Hey, you got some new paintings.

HOWARD: Yeah, just a couple
of things I picked up

in a little, out-of-the-way
street in Mt. Pilot.

Oh. What are they
supposed to be?

Well, the way
I understand it, uh,

they're supposed to be
somebody's impression
of, uh, something.

Well, that's the kind
of thing to get, all right.

When you can get them.
This little shop, you know,

is uh, off the main
tourist beat in Mt. Pilot.

Are we supposed to sit
on this bearskin rug, too?

No, no, Emmett.

That's merely decor.

Well, I'm going to
have to say, Howard,

your place really
does look sharp.

I could see it all a lot better

if it wasn't so darn
dark in here.

Must be a drop
in your line voltage.

Where's your fuse box, Howard?

No, Emmett. That's this thing
here, you see?
What?

This is what you call
your indirect lighting.

(CHUCKLING)
Hey. I guess
it's all right.

I just never seen
nothing like it before.

Emmett, it's just that
you wouldn't run into
a thing like this

too much in Mayberry.

Well, I feel that all of this
is the real me.

I've always thought
that a bachelor's pad

should reveal the true
personality of its owner.

I'm with you, Howard.

Hey, what do you say
to a little drinkie,
boys, huh?

Name your poison, gents.

Grapefruit?
Lemon-lime?
Orange?

Or, uh, if you'd prefer
some of the hard stuff,

I've got a little cider
that's started to turn.

What do you say?
Bit of the bubbly, boys?

Oh, gee, not for me, Howard.

Me, neither. I still got
a carburetor job to do.

I'll pass.

See, we just stopped by
to see how you were coming
with your place.

Say, Howard,
when are you going to
have the luncheon?

Well, as a matter of fact,
I was planning a little bash
for this Saturday night.

Is that a party?
ANDY: Yeah.

You mean with girls
and dancing and sitting
on the pillows and all that?

That's right.

Count me in, Howard.
I'll tell Martha
to get a new dress.

Oh, gee, I'd love
to pencil you in, Emmett,

but this is
for singles only.
Maybe next time, huh?

Oh.

I was counting on you
two fellas, though,

and Helen, of course.
Goober and I will get girls

and it'll make a nice,
little sixsome, huh?
Fine with me.

Me, too.
I'll get a girl.

Hey, Howard,
if it's only going to be Andy
and Goober and their girls,

what's wrong with me
bringing along Martha
and making it an eightsome?

No. Just singles,
Emmett.

Well, maybe I'll slip out
of the house and make
it a sevensome.

Next time, Emmett.

Oh, okay.

Well, it's definite
for this Saturday,
then, huh?

Oh, yeah, I'll bring Helen.

Yeah. I'll keep in touch
with you on the girls.

All right.

Well, we finally got
the show on the road.

First bash of
the Mayberry social season.

Yeah.
We'll tear it up.

(GONGING)
ALL: Yeah.

(ALL LAUGHING)

GOOBER:
There you go.
ANDY: Yeah.

Hello, Dorothy.

How's my favorite gal?

I'm having a little do
at my pad Saturday night
and, uh...

A little do at my pad.

A party at my house.

Oh. Oh, I see.

Well, if you promised
your folks you'd visit them
of course, I understand.

Uh, better luck next time, Dot.

(CHUCKLING)

Yeah.

Hey, Jenny, guess who?

No. It's Goober Pyle.

(WHISTLES)

Yeah. Well, I'll tell you
why I called.

Howard Sprague is having
a party Saturday night,
and I thought...

What?

You're engaged?

Well, yeah.
Yeah, okay.

She'll wait a long time
before I ask her out again.

Hello. Marian?

Howard Sprague here.

Howard Sprague, the city clerk.

(STAMMERING)
No, no, no, no,
this is a social call.

(CHUCKLING)

Listen, how'd you like
to come to my party on...

Oh, you're busy.

Oh.

Okay.

Wait. W-W-What night
are you busy?

My party's on...
Hello? Hello?

You want to go to
a party Saturday night?

Hello, Shirley?
Howard Sprague here.

Listen, I'm having
a little bash at my place
on Saturday night and...

Howard Sprague.

Well, we met rather briefly
at the, uh, dance
at the lodge last fall.

Howard Sprague.

Well, I'm, uh, rather tall,
about, uh, 6'3",
a little mustache...

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.
That's me. Yeah.

Oh, you're leaving for Detroit.

Oh, well, uh... Some
other time, then.

Bye.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(GOOBER LAUGHING)
Hey, Goob, step right in.
You're the first to arrive.

I always like to be
first at a party.
Yeah, come on in.

(CHUCKLING)

Where's, uh, where's your date?

Oh, that's what I wanted
to tell you, Howard.

I ain't been able to get one.

Irene went in
the operating room
at 5:00 this afternoon,

and Jenny's engaged,
and things like that.

Hey, who'd you get?
Is she here yet?

Well, as a matter of fact,
I ran into a couple
of problems myself.

Shirley's leaving for Detroit...

Shirley who?

I don't know her last name.

Then there were
a couple of others

that didn't work out for
one reason or another.
Uh-huh.

(CHUCKLING)
Well, I guess Saturday night
is a bad night for a party.

I just had a flash, though.
I was thinking of giving
Sally Marsh a call.

Oh, not her, Howard.
Now, she's the end
of the line.

She can't dance,
and she ain't pretty,

and she don't say
a word all evening.
She's just nothing.

Maybe I'll give her
a call anyway.

Well, she won't come.

Well, you don't know
till you try.

I tried.

Oh.

Well, Andy and Helen will
be here soon anyway, huh?

Hey, yeah. Yeah,
it won't be just like
it's all fellers.

Heck, no. Besides,
we've got the bar
and the sandwiches

and the stereo and
the pillows and all, huh?
(LAUGHING)
Yeah.

♪ Who could ask
for anything more? ♪

Huh?

Huh?
Hey!

(BOTH LAUGHING)
Let's sit down here

and make ourselves comfy
till they get here, huh?

(CONTENTED SIGH)

Boy, this is the life.

(CHUCKLES)
Well, you can't beat it.

Okay?

That's beautiful.
Oh!

I hope it's all right.
I don't know what
the other girls are wearing.

I guarantee you'll look
better than all of 'em.

Aw, hey, that's
what I like to hear.

Shall we get going?
Yeah, let's go.

Oh, boy.
We're off to Mayberry's
first swinging party.

Yeah.

You see, Goober,
abstract paintings are
not representational.

They ain't?
No, no, not by any
manner or means.

Oh.

I have to admit
I didn't know much
about it myself

until I ran across that
little out-of-the-way
shop in Mt. Pilot

and, uh, this, uh,

person there, he
explained it all to me

and, well, some of
these paintings ran
$10, $15, even $20

whereas the regular ones
were just $5 or $7.

What do you mean,
"the regular ones"?

Well, you know, clowns
and apples and stuff.

You know.
Oh.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

And still
they come! Huh?

Hi.
ANDY: Hi.

Hi, Howard.
Come on in.

(CHUCKLING)

Oh, wow!

Well, your place looks,
uh, just wonderful, Howard.

I think it says
"Howard Sprague."
Don't you?

Well, yes, I, uh...
I suppose it does.

Hi, Goob.
GOOBER: Andy.

Hi, Goober.
Helen.

Uh, where are
the other girls?
Primping up?

Uh, well, Andy,
by one of those
humorous twists of fate,

Helen here will be
the only one representing
the opposite sex tonight.

Oh?

Yeah, just one
of the those things.
You know,

a series of circumstances.

Yeah, me and Howard
couldn't get no girls.

Well, that certainly
makes me feel like, uh,
the belle of the ball.

Exactly. Huh?

Well, let's get
the old show
on the road, huh?

(CHUCKLES)
How's about a, uh,
Swiss cheese sandwich?

(CLEARING THROAT)
Uh... Gee, Howard,
they... they look awfully good,

but, uh, we just
ate an hour ago.

Oh. Goob?

No, I'd like to finish my drink.

Oh. Well, why don't
we make ourselves
comfortable, huh?

Uh, Goob, would you, uh...

Helen, why don't you
just sit down right here

on this nice,
pretty, red pillow?
Yeah.

(CHUCKLING)

Andy, make yourself
comfortable right there.
Okay.

I'll just plunk down here
on this purple pillow.

(SNIFFING)

(SIGHS)

Well, what's new with you kids?

Me?
Yeah.

Oh, nothing much
since I saw you
this morning.

Oh.

How about you, Helen?

Oh, nothing new.
Just the same old grind.

Yeah, yeah.

(SNIFFING)

Well, that's what
we're all here for,

to get away
from the old humdrum.
Right, Goob?

Right. I'll go along
with that.

Yes, sir,
get away from
the old humdrum.

That's the thing
to do, all right.

ANDY: (CHUCKLING)
Yeah.

(SNIFFING)

Well, what do you say
to a little music, huh?

Yeah, music
would be good.
Fine. Good idea.

I got... I...

I've got some records by
a new group I ran across.

The Silver Herringbones.
They're real jivy.

M-Maybe you've heard of them?

Oh, yeah, they're making
quite a splash.

I'll, uh, I'll play some
of their stuff for you.

(LIVELY 1960s POP MUSIC PLAYING)

That's something.

Hey, why, uh, why don't
you two kids
give it a whirl, huh?

Oh... Come on,
Helen, on your feet.

(LAUGHING)

Up you go.

(SNAPPING OFFBEAT)

(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)

(TANGO MUSIC PLAYING)

(UP-TEMPO
POP MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC STOPS)

(PANTING)

Well, that's the way
you do them new dances.

(BREATHLESSLY)
Well, you know, think
I have a lot to learn.

Well, don't get
discouraged.
Just practice.

Yeah, I... I'll do that.

Snack, anyone?

Uh, no, thanks.
No, thank you.

Goober?
No.

Well, they're right here
when you want them.

I'll let you know.

(SIGHS)

(CLEARS THROAT)

Hmm. You know, this has
been such a good party

I lost all track of time.

Do you know
it's nearly 9:00?
Is it that late?

Mmm-hmm.

Time sure flies
when you're having fun.

Well, golly, it's still
the shank of the evening.

Yeah, but, see, Helen's
got school tomorrow.
Yeah.

Tomorrow's Sunday.
Sunday school.

Uh... You know,
church.

Uh, I got to go
to church tomorrow,
too, Howard.

Yeah, well... Golly,
it's such a shame.

We're...
We're a fun group.

Well, listen, Howard,
we'll do it again.

This has been wonderful,
just wonderful.
Sure, we can do it again.

And... And I don't know
when I've had a better time.
Mmm!

It's been a real bash, Howard.

Well, if you all have to go...

A-Are you sure you won't have
a sandwich before you leave?
No. No, thanks.

No, thanks.

Well, hey, Emmett.
HELEN: Oh, Emmett...

Hi, fellas.
What are you
doing here?

Oh, I was just floating around
waiting to pick Martha up
after the bridge game,

thought I'd drop over and see
how things were going.

Hey, where's the rest
of the pulchritude?

That's "dames" to you.

Well, to tell you
the truth, Emmett,

we ran into a few snags
in that department.

Well, you're not
breaking up
so early, are you?

Well, it is kind of late,

and I think Helen's tired
of dancing with us.

What she needs
is somebody to show her
how it's really done.

Put on some music,
Howard.
Okay.

Go ahead. Something
with a little bounce to it.

How about it?
Once over lightly,
Helen?

(SIGHING)
Well...

I didn't know you
could dance, Emmett.

I didn't get to the finals
of the harvest ball
for nothing.

(LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
Shall we dance?

Go, man, go!

Go, man, go!

Go get her, Emmett!

Hey, hey!

Hey, Andy.
Hi, Goob.

Howard just got back
from Mt. Pilot.

Oh, I wondered where he went.

He went up there
to visit his mother.
Oh.

You know what
he told me?
Mmm?

He's having another bash
at his place Saturday night.

He is?
(CHUCKLING)
Yeah.

Well, Emmett
pulled the first one
out of the fire,

but I don't think he can
count on that again.

Well, Howard's
making some changes.

Yeah?
Yeah.

This time he's gonna
start the thing at 9:00

so it don't break up
so early.
Oh, I see.

Who's gonna be there?
New blood, Andy.

Howard met a couple of nurses
at Mt. Pilot. They're coming.

One for him, one for me.

No kiddin'!
Yeah.

He wanted me to make sure that
you and Helen could make it.

Well, I think we can.

I'll ask her.
Yeah, I think we can. Yeah.

How're the nurses
getting over here?

Their mothers are
driving them over.

Their mothers?
Yeah, Howard said
their mothers are lot of fun.

Should be a great party.

Yeah.

That's all you need,
is a couple of nurses
and their mothers.

Looks like Howard's on his way.

(WHISTLING)

I'll see you.