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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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I'm sure you all
Remember, jim mcdivitt,
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Who is 1 of the 2 astronauts
On the 2nd gemini flight
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Which happened to be the
8th manned space flight.
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Well, I'm your host,
Mario machado,
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And the show is news event,
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And we're here to discuss the
Current rash of u.F.O. Sightings.
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Our special guest, now,
Brigadier general jim mcdivitt
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Not only was a former astronaut,
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He also claims to have seen
An unidentified flying object.
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First, welcome here.
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When was that, general?
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It was during the
Flight of gemini 4, mario,
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In june of 1965.
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Could you describe
This u.F.O. For us?
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Yes, it was a white object.
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It if had been
About, oh, that high,
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It would have been
About that big around
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And had a long white
Tube sticking out of it.
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Any idea what it was?
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I tried to take some pictures,
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But because of the
Way the camera was set,
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And the way the light was
Shining on the windshield,
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We never really
Got anything back
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Except a couple beautiful
Sun spots on the window,
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Nothing else.
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Yet you still believe
That... That it was a u.F.O.
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That you saw on
That flight in orbit.
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Well, it as a u.F.O., that means
Unidentified flying object.
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Whether or not it was life from
Another planet, I don't really know.
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General, let me
Lay it on the line.
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Are you saying...
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Do you believe that life exists
Elsewhere in the universe?
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Yes, mario, I really do.
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Uh, I think it
Would be very naive
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And really
Super-egotistical on our part
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To believe that we're
The only form of life
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In all this vast, vast
Universe in which we live.
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Here you are. Thanks.
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Could you sign it, "To my
Good friend, peter brady"?
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Sure thing.
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I'm his brother, bobby.
Make me a good friend, too.
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Sure thing, bobby. I can
Always use another good friend.
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That u.F.O. You saw, were
There any people in it?
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I'm not really sure. I never got
Close enough to find out, bobby.
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But there could
Have been, right?
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Oh, yes, always possible. It's
Always possible. That's my theory, too.
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Thanks, general.
Keep up the good work.
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I'll try, I'll try.
Take it easy, boys. Ok.
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Wow, I'm not going to
Wash that hand for a month.
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Big deal. You wouldn't
Wash it, anyway.
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Hey, pete, wake up.
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Do you hear a weird noise?
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Yeah, you yapping.
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No, for real. Listen.
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Hey, I do hear a weird noise.
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It sounds like it's
Coming from outside.
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It's gone.
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That couldn't have
Been an airplane.
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Not moving like that.
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Bobby, do you know
What we just saw?
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Yeah, a u.F.O.!
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A real, live unidentified
Flying object!
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Wow.
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Aagh! Cindy. Cindy, can you grab
The 2 bottom ones? Bottom ones...
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Somebody almost had
Apple sauce for lunch.
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Boy, you guys
Should have seen it.
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It zipped back and forth
And then up and down.
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And then it just
Hung there in space.
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We saw that u.F.O.
As plain as day.
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Except it was night.
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Did you see little,
Green people, too?
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Well, there had to
Be somebody inside it.
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Well, if I zipped back and
Forth and up and down
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And hung there in space, I'd
Be little, green people, too.
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It was probably a
Helicopter you saw.
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Without a propeller?
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Then I bet it was a blimp.
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How can it be a blimp? It didn't
Have any advertising on it.
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Hey, greg. Good morning.
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What did you do to your lip?
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I cut myself shaving.
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Yeah, every time he
Looks in the mirror,
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He gets carried
Away with himself.
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Very funny. Hey, what's
The big discussion?
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Peter and I saw
A u.F.O. Last night.
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Don't make me laugh. My lip.
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No, we really did see one.
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I read in the newspaper where a
Psychologist thinks that seeing u.F.O.'s
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Is nothing more
Than mass hysteria.
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This wasn't any mass. It
Was just me and bobby.
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You don't even have any
Witnesses to prove that you saw it.
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Sure we do. I'm peter's
Witness, and he's mine.
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If you ask me, I think
They're both nuts.
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Well, nobody asked you.
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We happen to be good friends of
A real astronaut who saw a u.F.O.
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Well, I'll believe u.F.O.'s
Exist when I see one.
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Or at least a genuine
Picture of one.
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Right.
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Bye, alice.
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You believe there's
U.F.O.'s, don't you, alice?
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If I can still believe I'm 28 and weigh
103 pounds, I can believe anything.
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Go to school. Yeah, wait
Till the guys at school hear.
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Yeah, it zipped back and
Forth and up and down.
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And then just hung there...
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Hmm, how's that, mrs. Brady?
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Oh, alice, the focus is so clear
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I can see the fuzz
On that peach.
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You want to shoot
It or shave it?
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Let's shoot it.
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Ok, fellas, this is a take.
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Oh, alice, now I
Can't see the grapes.
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That better?
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No, alice, now I can't
See the oranges.
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Why don't we just
Chop the whole thing up
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And make fruit salad out of it,
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Then you could see everything.
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Thanks, alice. Look,
I'll fix it myself, ok?
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Hi, mr. Brady. Hi, alice
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Hi, honey. Hello, sweetheart.
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Oh, oh, mike, no, no, please!
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You can have the apple
Back. Can I have my teeth back?
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She's trying to photograph the
Fruit for her contest, mr. Brady.
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Oh! I see.
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Well, if you ask me, your
Arrangement looks a little, um,
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Staged and formal.
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Well, look, how do you tell a bowl
Of fruit to relax and look casual?
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Besides,
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I don't remember asking you.
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Hi, mom.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hey, kids, wait a minute!
You're eating my picture!
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You'd think guys in junior
High school would be smarter.
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Yeah, the guys in my school
Probably think the world's still flat.
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Hello, boys. Is something wrong?
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Yeah, nobody in my school
Believes I saw a u.F.O.
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They laughed at me in my school.
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Well, you boys believe
What you want to believe
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And let them believe
What they want to believe.
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Mom, you don't understand.
Our reputations are at stake.
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They think we're lying.
Yeah! More than usual.
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We need some
Proof we saw a u.F.O.
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Well, if it shows up again
Ask flash brady here.
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She'll take some
Pictures of it for you.
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Hey, that's a good idea!
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Mom, can we borrow your camera
Tonight? Maybe it will show up again.
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Oh, all right.
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But, take good care of it, ok?
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We'll take super care of it.
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We'll camp out in the backyard,
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And if it shows up, we'll
Have all the proof we need.
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Hold it, fellas.
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Not so fast about the backyard.
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Oh, please, dad?
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We sleep in our sleeping
Bags when we go camping.
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Yeah, and this is right in
Our own backyard. Please?
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Well, ok, you can camp
Out but on 2 conditions.
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2 conditions?
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Right. 1, you promise to get some
Sleep 'cause tonight's a school night.
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And 2,
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When a u.F.O. Lands, don't wake
Us up in the middle of the night
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To go out and greet them.
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Ok.
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You sure you know
How to work that thing?
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Yeah, mom showed me.
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You got any film
In it? Of course.
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It's pretty dark out here.
You got the right opening on it?
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It's opened all the way.
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Remember the lens cap.
Don't forget about that.
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Bobby, I took off the lens cap.
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Now it's all set.
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Now why don't you get to
Sleep, and I'll take first watch?
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How do you expect me
To sleep at a time like this?
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Ok, then you watch east,
And I'll watch the west.
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Good idea!
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Which way's east? Over there.
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Hey, did the u.F.O. Land yet?
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No. Do you see one?
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Oh, well, we thought that maybe
You hid it in your sleeping bags.
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Look, if you just came out here
To make jokes, you can leave.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we believe in
Flying objects, peter.
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It's just that flying
Objects don't believe in us.
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Listen, if you guys aren't
Out of here in 3 seconds,
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You're both going
To be flying objects.
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Ooh, quiver. Quake, quake.
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Blast off!
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It's getting pretty late.
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Yeah.
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U.F.O.'s are sure undependable.
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The u.F.O.!
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It's back!
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Don't just lie
There, take a picture!
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Come on! Get out!
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Hurry up!
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You getting good pictures?
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Yeah, but I wish
It'd stand still.
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Greg, what are you
Doing with that flashlight?
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Um, I was scaring a
Cat off the back fence.
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Hey, it's gone.
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Just disappeared into nothing.
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I don't see any cat.
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Well, of course
Not. I scared it away.
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What are you doing here?
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You wanted to borrow my
Thermos for your fishing trip.
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Oh, yeah, thanks.
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Keep looking. That
U.F.O. Might come back.
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So you're the u.F.O.
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Isn't that kind
Of a dirty trick?
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I was just getting
Even with those 2 creeps
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For telling mom and dad I
Got home late saturday night.
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Well, it's still a dirty trick,
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But I love it because they
Squealed on me last week, too.
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How does it work?
Let me show you.
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I strung up a
Piece of fishing line
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Over the arbor
Between those trees.
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Then I hid a clear plastic
Curtain behind one of the trees.
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I use this cord to pull it out.
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Then I just flash
This red light on it,
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Blow this whistle,
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And presto. Instant u.F.O.
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Peter, the ufo!
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I see it!
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Hurry up, take pictures!
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Greg, you're a genius!
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Can I try it?
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Ok. Hold it steady.
244
00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:07,191
Ok.
245
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,226
Like that?
246
00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:12,296
Yeah, and don't
Hit the trees. Ok.
247
00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:18,281
Wow! Boy, are these
Going to be great pictures!
248
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:20,249
Yeah, wait till the
Guys at school see them!
249
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,650
Wait till the world sees them!
250
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,141
We'll be famous!
251
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:24,809
Take pictures!
252
00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:31,348
Hey, you want to
See your 12 kids?
253
00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:32,850
12? How did we get 12?
254
00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,686
I double-exposed
The negative. Look.
255
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:38,422
Come in.
256
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,769
Dad, we saw it again!
257
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,858
The u.F.O. Was here!
258
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,794
And this time we
Got proof on film!
259
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,807
Oh, boys, you really
Think you saw something?
260
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,391
Honest, dad. Double honest.
261
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,960
Mom, will you develop
The film for us?
262
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,634
Sure, first thing
In the morning.
263
00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:51,252
We mean now.
264
00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,733
Oh, honey, it's late and
Everything's put away. In the morning.
265
00:12:53,757 --> 00:12:55,601
But the morning's
A long way off.
266
00:12:55,625 --> 00:12:58,058
We'll toss and turn all
Night. We won't get any sleep.
267
00:12:58,127 --> 00:13:01,178
We'll risk it. Hit the sack.
268
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:03,247
Good night, boys. Sleep well.
269
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,551
Mike, what do you
Suppose they really saw?
270
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,953
Beats me.
271
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,838
Do you think there are u.F.O.'s?
272
00:13:10,907 --> 00:13:12,940
Well, anything's possible.
273
00:14:07,130 --> 00:14:09,697
One small step for spacemen,
274
00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,166
One giant step for kaplutians.
275
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,092
Come on, honey.
276
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,080
Look, herlo, space creature.
277
00:14:46,736 --> 00:14:48,369
Strange looking.
278
00:14:52,007 --> 00:14:55,809
Round head, weird, white color.
279
00:14:56,713 --> 00:14:58,279
Hmm.
280
00:14:58,348 --> 00:15:00,042
Are you friend or enemy?
281
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,233
Oh, I'm a friend.
Welcome to earth.
282
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:05,336
Earth? Is that what
They call this planet?
283
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,454
Uh-huh. Where are you from?
284
00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:09,223
Oh, we're from kaplutus.
285
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,742
Kaplutus? Where's that?
286
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:14,512
Everybody knows
Where kaplutus is.
287
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,714
It's between zelma and varna.
288
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:20,117
Are all kaplutians your size?
289
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:21,585
No.
290
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,855
Are all earth people your size?
291
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,251
Oh, no. Here on
Earth, I'm very small.
292
00:15:26,275 --> 00:15:28,375
On kaplutus, we're very big.
293
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,406
Hey, can I take a picture of you
294
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,564
So that I can prove
You were here?
295
00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:35,099
Sure.
296
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:38,235
My hair must look a mess
After that 10 billion-mile trip.
297
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,620
Women.
298
00:15:40,256 --> 00:15:41,589
Smile.
299
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,833
Honey, why don't we take
This strange-looking creature
300
00:15:52,902 --> 00:15:55,669
Back home with us to prove
There's life on other planets?
301
00:15:55,738 --> 00:15:57,616
A good idea, darling.
302
00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,724
How would you like to come to
Our planet and visit civilization?
303
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,227
Boy, would I? How
Long would it take?
304
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,980
Oh, short time. I'll have
You back in 3,000 years.
305
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,016
3,000 years?
306
00:16:09,085 --> 00:16:11,085
Only 10 minutes
Your time, honey.
307
00:16:12,455 --> 00:16:13,821
Wow!
308
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,790
And I'm going on
A flying saucer.
309
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,018
Bye!
310
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,900
I'm going on a flying
Saucer. A flying saucer.
311
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,169
Going on a flying saucer...
312
00:16:45,238 --> 00:16:47,671
Bobby, wake up! Huh?
313
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:50,586
You were dreaming about
A trip on a flying saucer.
314
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,009
Yeah.
315
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,712
And I was going to be a
Basketball star on kaplutus.
316
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,339
Hurry up, mom. The world's
Waiting to see our pictures.
317
00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:09,309
Will you relax, peter?
These prints take a long time.
318
00:17:09,378 --> 00:17:11,879
Hey, pete, what
If mom ruins 'em?
319
00:17:12,582 --> 00:17:14,114
She won't ruin 'em.
320
00:17:14,183 --> 00:17:15,482
Will you?
321
00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:17,418
Remember, she's an amateur.
322
00:17:17,486 --> 00:17:19,820
Maybe we should've taken
Them to a professional.
323
00:17:19,889 --> 00:17:21,255
Gee, thanks a lot.
324
00:17:21,323 --> 00:17:23,424
I'm overwhelmed by
Your under-confidence.
325
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,581
Anybody for more flapjacks? Hot
Off the griddle and still flapping?
326
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,850
Oh, me, alice, please. Me, too.
327
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,930
Mmm. No, thanks, I got to
Get going. Mmm, same here.
328
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:36,398
Aren't you two
Going to stick around,
329
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:38,534
See how peter and bobby's
U.F.O. Pictures turned out?
330
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:42,293
No. In their case, I think u.F.O.
Means undoubtedly flipped out.
331
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:46,942
Hey, alice, if any space creatures
Do show up, give them some flapjacks
332
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:50,150
And tell them to
Stick around a while.
333
00:17:50,220 --> 00:17:53,321
Do you think peter and
Bobby really did see a u.F.O.?
334
00:17:53,389 --> 00:17:56,606
They think they saw something,
Something shaped like a cigar.
335
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:57,725
Look at this!
336
00:17:57,794 --> 00:17:59,588
Proof on paper!
We got it! We got it!
337
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,922
Look at it, a real u.F.O.
338
00:18:00,946 --> 00:18:02,580
In the flesh!
339
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,628
Alice, look, there really is something
On that film. Look, right there.
340
00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:07,250
That's sort of blob.
341
00:18:07,319 --> 00:18:09,437
That really does
Look like a u.F.O.
342
00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,988
Looks so tiny.
343
00:18:11,056 --> 00:18:14,056
What do you mean, tiny?
That's your average-sized u.F.O.
344
00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:17,278
That's a u.F.O., all right.
345
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:19,407
Sure. We better
Call the newspapers.
346
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,271
And tell them we've identified
An unidentified flying object.
347
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:23,946
Hey, hold it, boys, hold it.
348
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,981
You're not going anywhere until
Your father gets home from work
349
00:18:26,005 --> 00:18:27,454
And takes a look
At those pictures.
350
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,896
Well, mike, what do you think?
351
00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:38,160
Well, I've come to a conclusion.
352
00:18:38,184 --> 00:18:39,867
And?
353
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:43,154
They're either u.F.O.'s,
Or they're not u.F.O.'s.
354
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,289
How's that for a definite maybe?
355
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:47,524
Even your maybe doesn't
Sound very definite.
356
00:18:48,895 --> 00:18:50,605
I've never seen
Very many u.F.O.'s.
357
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,263
Well, what do you
Think we ought to do?
358
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,532
Pass the buck to somebody who
Should know more about it than we do.
359
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,094
Operator, could you give me the
Number, please, for carter air force base?
360
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,132
Mrs. Brady, please.
361
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,851
I'm captain mccartney.
362
00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:33,959
You selling tickets to the
Policeman's ball, or is this a bust?
363
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,645
I'm here to investigate
An alleged sighting
364
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,614
Of an alleged u.F.O.
365
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,050
Oh, that.
366
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:48,602
Come in, please.
367
00:19:48,670 --> 00:19:51,105
I thought mr. Brady
Reported that to the air force.
368
00:19:51,173 --> 00:19:54,341
He did, but the air force stuck
The police department with it.
369
00:19:54,410 --> 00:19:56,021
You see, the air force refuses
370
00:19:56,045 --> 00:19:59,763
To keep investigating
Things that don't exist,
371
00:19:59,832 --> 00:20:01,559
And I share their opinion.
372
00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:05,335
Then how come you're here
Investigating something that doesn't exist?
373
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,822
Because I only have 2 more
Years to go for my pension.
374
00:20:10,192 --> 00:20:11,659
Oh.
375
00:20:12,661 --> 00:20:15,279
This way please.
376
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,782
You say these photos
Are genuine, mr. Brady?
377
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,395
Yes, that's right, captain.
378
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:21,459
I took 'em myself.
With mom's camera.
379
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,204
And I developed them, captain.
380
00:20:24,774 --> 00:20:26,573
Well, these could be anything.
381
00:20:27,343 --> 00:20:28,809
Weather balloon.
382
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:34,732
Reflection, swamp gas.
383
00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:37,501
We don't have a
Swamp in our backyard.
384
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,772
Well, whatever it is,
It's definitely not a u.F.O.
385
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,743
How can you be
So certain, captain?
386
00:20:45,811 --> 00:20:48,712
Because there are
No u.F.O.'s, mr. Brady.
387
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,532
I've investigated hundreds
Of sightings of u.F.O.'s
388
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:53,233
And the little, green people,
389
00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:56,871
And you'd be amazed how many
Of them stagger into the station
390
00:20:56,939 --> 00:20:58,606
On saturday night.
391
00:21:00,459 --> 00:21:01,859
What's going on?
392
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,823
Oh, captain mccartney is here
To investigate the u.F.O. Pictures
393
00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,927
That peter took.
394
00:21:08,217 --> 00:21:09,650
Oh, no.
395
00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:13,621
Uh, dad, I have to talk to you.
396
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,500
Later. It's urgent, dad.
397
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,736
Later, greg. It's really
Urgent, it can't wait.
398
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,000
Excuse me, captain.
Excuse us, captain.
399
00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:27,534
I use this cord to pull
Out the plastic curtain.
400
00:21:29,138 --> 00:21:31,650
And then I get this
Flashlight and this whistle,
401
00:21:31,674 --> 00:21:33,574
Flash it on the screen.
402
00:21:33,642 --> 00:21:34,942
There's your u.F.O.
403
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,118
Well, I think we've
Wasted enough time
404
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:47,104
On this u.F.O.
Nonsense, mrs. Brady.
405
00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:50,357
Good night, and... What's that?
406
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,575
Our u.F.O.!
407
00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:57,797
It's back!
408
00:21:57,866 --> 00:22:02,452
Uh, uh... Hey, our
U.F.O. It's back!
409
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:07,524
Well, what do you
Say now, captain?
410
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,193
I actually saw one.
411
00:22:09,262 --> 00:22:11,006
Hey, where's the phone?
I got to report this.
412
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:13,497
Right over there.
413
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:16,216
Uh, uh, captain,
Maybe you can wait.
414
00:22:16,285 --> 00:22:18,085
Nonsense, young lady.
415
00:22:19,822 --> 00:22:22,790
Sergeant? Captain mccartney.
I want to report a u.F.O.
416
00:22:22,858 --> 00:22:25,218
Alert the air defense
Command immediately.
417
00:22:27,830 --> 00:22:29,864
Hey, it's gone again.
418
00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:32,383
Don't argue with me, sarge.
419
00:22:32,451 --> 00:22:34,229
Don't you think I know a u.F.O.?
420
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,487
I saw it with my own eyes.
421
00:22:36,539 --> 00:22:40,074
Oh, uh, son, uh, you
With the camera.
422
00:22:40,143 --> 00:22:41,953
Get a picture of
Me reporting this.
423
00:22:41,977 --> 00:22:43,097
Sure.
424
00:22:53,756 --> 00:22:55,784
I'm really sorry about
The whole thing, dad.
425
00:22:55,808 --> 00:22:58,275
It was a pretty
Silly thing to do.
426
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:01,194
Never thought it'd
Get this out of hand.
427
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,007
I guess I got some
Explaining to do.
428
00:23:03,031 --> 00:23:05,532
Mmm-hmm. Not only to me...
429
00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,101
Yeah.
430
00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:10,938
I wonder what captain
Mccartney's going to say.
431
00:23:11,023 --> 00:23:12,706
I knew it was a hoax!
432
00:23:12,775 --> 00:23:14,574
There's no such
Thing as u.F.O.'s.
433
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,255
They're all fakes and phonies,
434
00:23:16,279 --> 00:23:18,623
And I never get... But you
Reported it to your office, captain.
435
00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,558
I'll keep my mouth shut if
You keep your mouth shut.
436
00:23:20,582 --> 00:23:22,082
I-it's a deal.
437
00:23:22,151 --> 00:23:24,263
I won't tell anyone about
Your phone call to the sergeant
438
00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:26,086
If you won't tell
Anyone about my u.F.O.
439
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,275
Deal.
440
00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,438
I hope you realize how your joke
441
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,007
Nearly snowballed
Into an avalanche.
442
00:23:47,743 --> 00:23:49,343
I sure do, mom.
443
00:23:49,412 --> 00:23:51,790
Now I got to figure out a way
To make it up to peter and bobby.
444
00:23:51,814 --> 00:23:53,347
They're really down on me.
445
00:23:53,416 --> 00:23:55,460
Well, greg, you'll have
Plenty of time to think about it
446
00:23:55,484 --> 00:23:57,834
Because you just lost
The car for this weekend.
447
00:23:58,971 --> 00:24:01,705
This weekend's my
Big fishing trip, dad.
448
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:05,075
Well, I'm afraid you'll have to tell
The fish that you were grounded.
449
00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:06,493
Grounded?
450
00:24:06,562 --> 00:24:08,979
All the guys are expecting
To meet me up there.
451
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,765
Sorry, greg. No car.
452
00:24:11,834 --> 00:24:14,568
How am I going to get
There without a car?
453
00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:17,621
Well, I guess you'll just
Have to hitch a ride on a u.F.O.
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