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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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Alice, alice!
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The most wonderful thing in
The whole entire world happened!
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You were nominated for the
Most popular girl in your class.
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I was nominated for...
Congratulations.
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How did you know?
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Well, peter beat you home by a
Glass of milk and a slice of baloney.
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Well, isn't it terrific?
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Terrific. I think your
Classmates have got real class.
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Thanks!
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Hi, bobby. Hi, jan.
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Bobby, you'll never guess
What happened in school today.
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I know, you got nominated
For most popular girl.
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That's great!
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Well, at least marcia
Will be surprised.
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I already heard. Yeah. Me, too.
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Congratulations.
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Honestly, surprising
People in this family
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Is harder than smuggling
Sunrise past a rooster.
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We think it's super.
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Yeah, I'm gonna have
A hard time winning
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With a girl like kathy
Williams in the contest.
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What's so special about her?
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Well, she's got the 3 b's.
Beautiful, brainy and built.
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Oh, jan, that's not everything.
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At my age, it's nothing.
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You're just gonna
Have to get out there
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And campaign hard.
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Yeah, well, I'm not worried.
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Good.
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I passed worried an hour ago,
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Now I'm terrified.
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Sir, may I please remind you
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That I'm a happily married
Woman and a mother.
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Yeah, this is how
You get that way.
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Listen, I bring you good news.
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Oh, first, let me tell
You my good news.
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Did you know that jan
Was nominated the most...
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The most popular
Girl in the class. Yeah.
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6 kids and the housekeeper laid it on
Me before I had both feet in the door.
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Ok, what's the new good news?
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You know that long weekend
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We've been planning
For over a year? Yeah.
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We are going on the 8th.
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Yeah, everything's
Arranged at the office.
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Oh, honey, that's terrific!
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Oh, it'll be like a
2nd honeymoon. Hmm.
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Ah, that's one rerun I'm
Really gonna enjoy. Yup.
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You'll need lot of "Vote
For jan brady" posters.
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That's right, and
Lots of handbills, too.
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And I'm gonna need
All the help I can get
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'cause the election's next week.
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And if there's ever anything that I
Can do for you, anything at all, just ask.
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You can take my
Turn at the dentist.
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I'd even promise that.
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Hey, jan, well, you know what you
Need is a good campaign manager
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To coordinate all your
Activities at school.
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Yeah, but who?
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It's gotta be someone
Who goes to my school,
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And someone who...
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Hey! What's the matter with me?
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Peter!
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If he'll do it.
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Of course, he'll do
It. He's my brother.
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And blood is thicker than water.
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No way!
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But, peter, you're my brother.
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And blood is thicker than water.
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So what? So's glue.
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Why won't you do it?
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Personal reasons.
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Yeah, and her
Name's kathy williams.
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What about kathy williams?
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Well, if you must know, she
Asked me to manage her campaign.
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And you'd actually
Help her instead of me?
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Well, I didn't say I would yet,
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But you're only my
Sister. She's a girl.
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But, peter, I don't have a chance
Without a good campaign manager.
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Please.
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I'll promise anything in return
For your help. Name your price.
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I can't be bought.
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Oh, but, peter. I...
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I can, a lot cheaper, too.
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Bobby, the person who's gonna be my
Campaign manager has to go to my school,
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But I can still use your help.
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Peter.
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On 2nd thought, jan,
If you really mean
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To promise anything
In return for my help.
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Anything, peter, just name it.
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Well, I could use a small
Loan, just... You've got it.
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Well, you don't even
Know for what. Who cares?
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You don't even know
For how much. Who cares?
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When do I have to pay
You back? Who cares?
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You got yourself
A campaign manager.
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My heart belongs to kathy,
But my blood belongs to you.
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Thanks, peter, I
Really appreciate it.
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I can be his assistant
For a smaller loan.
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It's a deal.
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Alice, did I get a phone call
From a guy named richie?
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It's kind of important.
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No, and it might be quicker
If he sent you a telegram.
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What?
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Well, see what I'm doing is making
A lot of posters and handbills
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And stuff like that.
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And her 3 minutes were
Up about 2 hours ago.
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And if there's anything I
Can do for you, just name it.
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No. I mean it. Anything.
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Like baby-sitting for your
Little brother or whatever.
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I'm your friend for life.
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Yeah, sure. Ok, thanks. Bye.
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And if you want another friend
For life, let me make a call, huh?
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Sure. Thanks.
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Just as soon as I
Make one more call.
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Jan, you, uh, want votes, huh?
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Do I ever.
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Well, what would you say if
I said I have friends in school
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Who have brothers and
Sisters that go to your school
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Who might be talked
Into voting for you?
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I'd say, make your call.
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And if there's anything else
I can do for you, just name it.
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I will.
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Ah, beat me home, huh?
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Uh, yes.
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I've been gone shopping for
Our weekend at the beach.
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Well... What do
You think, honey?
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Does it do anything for me?
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Hey, not near as much
As it's gonna do for me.
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Be a little chilly on
The beach at night.
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At night?
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We don't have a room.
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Oh, no, mike. Didn't
You get a reservation?
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Honey, everything's booked
Solid for the weekend of the 8th.
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I even called a friend
Of a friend. And?
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Now we're not friends anymore.
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Well, there goes our weekend
And our 2nd honeymoon.
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Yeah, but not necessarily.
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Listen, I was just thinking.
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Since everybody's
Flocking to the beach,
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Why don't we flock
To the mountains?
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They're having good skiing.
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Oh, mike, we
Haven't skied in ages.
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Well, who skis on honeymoons?
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Hey, maybe you're
Right. Mmm-hmm.
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We could limp around.
Nobody'll know the difference.
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Yeah, right, I'll make
Reservations first thing.
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Well, ok.
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So long, bikini. I've got to trade
You in for some long underwear.
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Hi, alice. Hi, honey.
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♪
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What you doing?
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Helping you get elected.
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You can't very well
Pass out cigars at school,
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But, uh, you could
Pass out these.
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What's that?
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Homemade fortune cookie.
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There's a little
Message inside each one.
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"Be a smart cookie.
Vote for jan brady."
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Oh, that's a super
Idea, alice. Thank you.
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Cindy, look.
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"Vote for jan brady."
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I've got an idea.
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I'll put this poster
On the back of the car,
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And I'll drive jan around
The neighborhood,
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And then she can pass out
Those cookies that alice made.
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Yeah, and I've got an idea, too.
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I'm making an ad for jan to
Put in her school newspaper.
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Hey, what's that
Word that you write
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When you don't want
Anybody to know your name?
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Uh, you mean anonymous?
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Yeah, that's it.
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"Anonymous."
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There. How's this sound?
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"Vote for jan brady,
Most popular girl.
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"She's pretty and
Smart and nice and kind.
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"I ought to know
'cause I'm her sister.
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Signed, anonymous."
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Oh, cindy!
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Can't you have borrowed
A better machine?
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Stop complaining
And keep cranking.
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Hey, if that's money
You're printing up
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I'll take a package of 100s.
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These are handbills
For jan's campaign.
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Yeah? Let me see.
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They're great except for
One little thing. What's that?
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They're so messy,
You can't read 'em.
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Oh, well, these first
Ones are just samples.
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They'll get better.
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And if they don't, you got a
Good smear campaign going.
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Vote for jan brady!
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Be sure to vote for jan brady.
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Jan brady for most popular girl.
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Vote for jan brady.
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Be sure to vote for jan brady.
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Jan brady for most
Popular girl. Don't forget.
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Vote for jan brady. Be
Sure to vote for jan brady.
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Jan brady for most popular girl.
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And if you do vote for
Me, I'll never ever forget it.
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If any of you ever needs a
Favor, all you have to do is ask.
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You really mean that, jan?
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Of course I do, herman.
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Well, I've got a favor to ask.
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Your wish is my command.
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I'm flunking algebra,
And I need help.
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You've got it.
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My brother greg
Is a whiz at algebra.
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He'll give you all
The help you need.
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Gee, thanks. That'd be super.
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No problem.
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Just remember, jan brady
For most popular girl.
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You've got my vote.
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Hey, jan? Oh, hi, shirley.
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Do you remember what you said
About baby-sitting for my brother?
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Sure do. It's the least I can do
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For a friend who's
Voting for me.
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I'll take you up on that.
I'll let you know when, ok?
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Ok. Anytime, shirley.
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Ok. Bye-bye. Bye.
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Hey, jan? Yeah.
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How goes the campaign?
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Ok, I hope.
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Gee, it sure takes
A lot of promises
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To get elected, doesn't it?
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Who have you got
Things promised to?
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Everybody.
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Do you think I have a
Chance to win, peter?
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Well, I'll tell you a good
Way to find out. How?
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Count the votes at the
Election this afternoon.
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Here, remember.
Vote for jan brady.
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Oh, your weekend in the
Mountains sounds heavenly.
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It'll do you and mr. Brady
A... A world of good
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To get away on your
Own for a little while.
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Oh, yeah, but it sure is gonna
Seem strange without the kids, alice.
249
00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,275
You know, raising a
Family gets to be a habit.
250
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,145
Yeah, now there's a habit
I'd like to talk sam into.
251
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,200
Presenting her royal majesty,
252
00:10:53,270 --> 00:10:55,536
The most popular
Girl in her class,
253
00:10:55,605 --> 00:10:57,438
Jan brady!
254
00:10:57,507 --> 00:10:59,051
Mom, I won. I actually won.
255
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,986
Oh, jan, that's
Great. Beautiful.
256
00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:03,110
All of my hard
Work finally paid off.
257
00:11:03,179 --> 00:11:05,174
And everybody else
Who helped. Oh, yeah.
258
00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:06,743
Oh, isn't it fantastic? Yes.
259
00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,177
Oh, this calls
For a celebration.
260
00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,546
Now I'm going to prepare
A special dish tonight.
261
00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:13,504
Something different.
Something really far out.
262
00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,706
What's that, alice?
263
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,418
A recipe with meat in it.
264
00:11:16,442 --> 00:11:18,354
I'm gonna tell all the
Others what happened.
265
00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:20,895
Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
266
00:11:20,964 --> 00:11:22,263
Greg!
267
00:11:22,332 --> 00:11:24,399
Look, I got to go now. Bye.
268
00:11:24,468 --> 00:11:25,800
Greg, I won.
269
00:11:25,868 --> 00:11:28,002
I was voted most popular girl.
270
00:11:28,071 --> 00:11:29,136
I know.
271
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,671
How did you know?
272
00:11:30,740 --> 00:11:33,408
That call was from some kid
In your class named herman.
273
00:11:33,476 --> 00:11:35,009
Herman? What did he want?
274
00:11:35,078 --> 00:11:36,505
Well, he's got some stupid idea
275
00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:38,374
That I'm gonna help
Him with his algebra.
276
00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:40,958
Oh, that. Well, I did sort of
Promise him that you would.
277
00:11:41,017 --> 00:11:43,495
Well, you had no right to
Promise him I'd do anything.
278
00:11:43,519 --> 00:11:45,252
Well, I needed his vote.
279
00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:47,005
Well...
280
00:11:47,073 --> 00:11:48,973
I don't happen to have
Time to help herman.
281
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,841
I've got my own
Studies to worry about.
282
00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,231
Don't worry, he'll find
Someone else to help him.
283
00:11:54,363 --> 00:11:55,975
But you made him a promise.
284
00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,549
Only a campaign promise.
285
00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:59,428
The election's
Over now, and I won.
286
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,785
That's the important thing.
287
00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,861
Oh, jan!
288
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,429
Oh, hi, shirley.
289
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:13,130
I'm glad I found you.
290
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,466
I really need that
Favor. What favor?
291
00:12:15,519 --> 00:12:18,286
You said you'd baby-sit for my
Little brother. How about tonight?
292
00:12:18,355 --> 00:12:21,417
Not tonight. I'll do
It some other time.
293
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:23,991
But you promised, and this
Is really important to me.
294
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,197
I'm sorry, I'm busy tonight.
295
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,130
Just a minute.
296
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,832
Thanks a lot, miss
Popularity. What for?
297
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,700
For nothing, that's what!
298
00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:40,524
What's wrong with you?
299
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,372
Well, you said your brother greg was
Gonna help me with algebra, didn't you?
300
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,396
Oh, well, don't
Blame me. Blame greg.
301
00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,376
But you're the one who promised!
302
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,967
Well, it's not my fault.
I was sure he'd help.
303
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:52,181
I wish I could buy my vote back.
304
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,083
And so do a lot of the kids.
305
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,339
They're just jealous.
306
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,876
Going home, pete?
307
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,711
Yeah, in a couple minutes.
308
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,900
Boy, the kids sure don't
Like the way you're acting.
309
00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:06,234
I simply don't have time enough
To do everything for everybody.
310
00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:08,180
Well, they're all
Pretty down on you.
311
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:11,573
Are you kidding? Jan brady's
The most popular girl in her class.
312
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:25,903
No way. We haven't
Got enough money.
313
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:28,106
With a sister like jan,
You don't need enemies.
314
00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,295
Hi, men.
315
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,955
Hey, dad! Dad?
316
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,379
Dad, could we see
You for a second?
317
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,315
What's up?
318
00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:40,429
Any chance of getting an
Advance on our future allowances?
319
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,648
How far in the
Future is that future?
320
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:44,788
Not too far. We'll live
Long enough to repay it.
321
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,036
See, I put down an
$8 deposit on a radio,
322
00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,205
And bobby put a $3
Deposit on a skateboard.
323
00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:51,874
And now we've got a
Problem. What's the problem?
324
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,581
Well, I haven't got the $8,
And bobby hasn't got the $3.
325
00:13:54,650 --> 00:13:57,530
Well, wait a minute. How could you
Put down money that you didn't have?
326
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:58,953
We thought we'd have it.
327
00:13:59,021 --> 00:14:01,433
But jan welched out on
Her promise to loan it to us.
328
00:14:01,457 --> 00:14:03,886
Well, I'm sure jan has a reason
For breaking her promise.
329
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,793
She sure does. She's a phony.
330
00:14:05,862 --> 00:14:07,711
She just used us to get elected.
331
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:09,892
We've got 5 other kids.
332
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,460
Could we put her
Up for adoption?
333
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:14,613
I don't think so.
334
00:14:14,637 --> 00:14:16,047
Look, don't be too hard on her.
335
00:14:16,071 --> 00:14:18,116
I'll see what I can
Do about the advance.
336
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,373
Thanks, dad.
337
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,280
Hi, honey. I'm home.
338
00:14:26,349 --> 00:14:27,948
Be right there, sweetheart!
339
00:14:28,017 --> 00:14:29,817
Did you get the ski
Lodge reservation?
340
00:14:29,885 --> 00:14:32,565
Yeah, no problem. They're
Gonna call back and confirm it.
341
00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:34,622
I was able to exchange
The beach things.
342
00:14:34,690 --> 00:14:37,325
It came out even. You like?
343
00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,472
Hey, yeah, I do like.
344
00:14:39,496 --> 00:14:42,430
Of course, it leaves a little more
To the imagination than the bikini.
345
00:14:42,499 --> 00:14:45,199
But with an imagination
Like mine, I come out ahead.
346
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,569
Your imagination may be good, but
Your aim leaves a lot to be desired.
347
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,682
Oh, yeah? Prepare
For a direct hit.
348
00:14:50,706 --> 00:14:53,586
Oh, your target will
Be back in just a minute.
349
00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:57,728
Hello.
350
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:58,863
Oh, yes, he is.
351
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,397
Just hold on a minute, please.
352
00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,566
It's the ski lodge.
353
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,867
Hey, good.
354
00:15:03,670 --> 00:15:05,570
Hello. Yes, it is.
355
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,371
Ask for... Ask for
An outside room.
356
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,174
Yes, I see.
357
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:12,777
Oh, are you sure?
358
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,090
Mike.
359
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:16,280
I see.
360
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:18,348
Yeah, well, no. But, uh,
Thank you very much.
361
00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:19,962
You didn't ask for
An outside room.
362
00:15:19,986 --> 00:15:21,351
I didn't have to. We got one.
363
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:23,220
Way outside. Outside the lodge.
364
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,851
What happened? They're overbooked
For the weekend of the 8th.
365
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:27,574
He called to apologize
For the mistake.
366
00:15:27,643 --> 00:15:31,412
Oh, no! There goes
Our first long weekend.
367
00:15:31,481 --> 00:15:34,115
Well, now, honey, there's
Got to be a way we can get in.
368
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,427
Don't give up the ship.
369
00:15:35,451 --> 00:15:37,518
Ok, john paul,
Where are we going?
370
00:15:39,755 --> 00:15:41,522
Got an idea.
371
00:15:41,590 --> 00:15:42,934
We didn't go to the beach.
372
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,436
We didn't go to the mountains.
373
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:46,580
Let's go somewhere in between.
374
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,791
Jan? Oh, not now.
375
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:51,159
I've got to finish my most
Popular girl acceptance speech.
376
00:15:51,183 --> 00:15:52,883
I give it on senior night.
377
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,930
Well, all I want to know is, who's
Your date for the dance afterwards?
378
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:57,905
Well, the most popular
Boy, naturally. Billy garst.
379
00:15:57,974 --> 00:15:59,368
You didn't say he asked you.
380
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:00,986
Oh, well, he hasn't
Yet, but he will.
381
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,211
Who else would he take
But the most popular girl?
382
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:04,679
Hmm. I guess.
383
00:16:04,747 --> 00:16:06,892
Listen, after you're through,
You said you'd finish up
384
00:16:06,916 --> 00:16:08,260
My washing and ironing tonight.
385
00:16:08,284 --> 00:16:09,695
I need it for school tomorrow.
386
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,885
Oh, marcia, I've got a
Million things to do tonight.
387
00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,522
But, jan, you promised.
388
00:16:14,591 --> 00:16:17,341
I'm really busy. I've
Made all sorts of plans.
389
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:20,561
Well, I made plans, too,
Because you made that promise.
390
00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:22,630
Not tonight. Some other time.
391
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:29,981
What's the matter with her?
392
00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:33,205
Oh, she's just upset
Because I won't let her use me.
393
00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,652
Do you mind?
394
00:16:48,858 --> 00:16:51,370
Are you looking for a broken
Arm? We wanna watch t.V.
395
00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:54,345
Not now. I have a very
Important speech to write.
396
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:58,849
Yeah, not to mention the book report
You were supposed to help me write.
397
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:02,887
Cindy, I'd already told you. There's
Just not enough time for everything.
398
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,617
Instead of voting
Her the most popular,
399
00:17:04,641 --> 00:17:06,807
They should have voted
Her the most obnoxious.
400
00:17:08,177 --> 00:17:10,577
I'm never gonna get
Any work done in here.
401
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,521
Turn around real slow, partner.
402
00:17:20,590 --> 00:17:22,189
And don't make a
Move for your gun.
403
00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,060
Ho, ho, ho!
404
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,998
Wow. You could ride
My range anytime.
405
00:17:31,066 --> 00:17:32,711
You could be the
Dude of the dude ranch.
406
00:17:32,735 --> 00:17:33,767
What are you gonna wear?
407
00:17:33,836 --> 00:17:36,337
Well, my old cowboy boots.
408
00:17:36,405 --> 00:17:38,550
Well, ya better
Wear somethin' else
409
00:17:38,574 --> 00:17:40,341
Or you're gonna get arrested.
410
00:17:41,644 --> 00:17:43,477
Not to mention sunburned. Yeah.
411
00:17:43,546 --> 00:17:45,679
Oh, I hope nothing
Happens to our reservation.
412
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:48,344
No way. We are
Confirmed for the 8th.
413
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,048
You're a genius. Mmm-hmm.
414
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,314
Mom, dad, do you have a minute?
415
00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,939
Sure, honey.
416
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:58,409
I've just about finished my acceptance
Speech. Do you wanna hear it?
417
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,411
Yeah. Mmm-hmm, ok.
418
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,141
Fire away.
419
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,987
"Faculty, parents, honored
Guests, fellow students,
420
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,039
Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls..."
421
00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:14,388
Jan, I think that covers
Just about everybody.
422
00:18:15,961 --> 00:18:19,263
"I'm very honored to have
Been elected most popular girl.
423
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,564
"It's really a great honor
424
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,645
"Because it means that
Other students believe
425
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,535
"I have more charm
And personality
426
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,215
Than any other
Girl in the class."
427
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,817
You sure you wanna be so humble?
428
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:29,641
Well, why do I have
To be so humble?
429
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,410
I won, didn't I? So I
Must have deserved to.
430
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,606
You deserve to be grateful.
431
00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:37,593
Jan, that speech sounds like
Nothing more than an ego trip.
432
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,512
Well, I'm proud of myself. There's
Nothing wrong with that, is there?
433
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,803
Jan, I'm afraid you
Missed the point.
434
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,350
And I'll tell you, I wouldn't wanna
Get up in front of my classmates
435
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,542
And deliver a speech like that.
436
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:49,877
But you are big enough
To make up your own mind.
437
00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:51,478
Jan.
438
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,214
I guess there's no point then
In reading you the rest of it.
439
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,184
You will be there at the
Award presentation, won't you?
440
00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:58,664
Yes, jan, we'll be there.
441
00:18:58,688 --> 00:19:01,255
But we're not crazy
About that speech.
442
00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,724
I sure wish you'd think
About it a little more.
443
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,496
Oh, by the way, they
Changed it to friday.
444
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,942
The 8th? Yes.
445
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,464
Tell me she didn't
Say friday the 8th.
446
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:16,765
She didn't say friday the 8th.
447
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,749
Thank you. But she did.
448
00:19:22,094 --> 00:19:23,327
Hello, dude ranch?
449
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,350
Marcia?
450
00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,118
What?
451
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:34,272
Do you think this dress
Is ok for my senior night?
452
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:37,441
Well, it all depends on what
Creeps are wearing this season.
453
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,827
I'm not a creep.
454
00:19:39,895 --> 00:19:41,662
I agree with jan.
She's not a creep.
455
00:19:41,731 --> 00:19:42,891
Thank you.
456
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,348
You're a super creep!
457
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,630
And what's bugging you?
458
00:19:48,654 --> 00:19:51,400
Do you know who kathy williams is
Going to the senior night dance with?
459
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,984
I thought you said with you.
Well, that's what I thought, too.
460
00:19:54,009 --> 00:19:56,054
But she just called and
Said she wasn't gonna be seen
461
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:57,489
With the brother
Of a jerky sister,
462
00:19:57,513 --> 00:19:59,563
Who's the most
Unpopular girl in school.
463
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,211
Well, if she said that, she
Doesn't deserve to have a date.
464
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,768
Oh, she does have a date.
465
00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:06,603
She's going with billy garst,
The most popular boy in school.
466
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:08,822
Billy garst?
467
00:20:08,891 --> 00:20:10,908
Yeah, who also wouldn't
Wanna be seen with you.
468
00:20:12,495 --> 00:20:14,878
I thought you were
Going with billy garst.
469
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,263
So did I.
470
00:20:16,331 --> 00:20:18,832
The most popular boy always
Takes the most popular girl.
471
00:20:18,901 --> 00:20:20,585
It's a tradition.
472
00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,369
Congratulations, jan.
473
00:20:22,438 --> 00:20:25,398
You've just given the
Word popular a new meaning.
474
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,708
I thought that winning
Would be the greatest,
475
00:20:27,777 --> 00:20:29,521
But everybody seems
To have changed.
476
00:20:29,545 --> 00:20:31,211
Maybe it's you who've changed.
477
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,579
I'm still the same.
478
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,515
Are you sure, jan?
479
00:20:34,583 --> 00:20:37,329
Your brothers and sisters seem to think
You've let your success go to your head.
480
00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:38,919
They also think
They've been had.
481
00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:41,299
You promised them everything
In the world for getting elected,
482
00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:42,690
And you gave nothing in return.
483
00:20:42,759 --> 00:20:44,399
My intentions were good.
484
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,160
Intentions are not good enough.
485
00:20:48,064 --> 00:20:51,065
Suddenly, I feel about
As popular as the measles.
486
00:20:51,133 --> 00:20:52,594
Well, the question is, jan,
487
00:20:52,618 --> 00:20:54,095
What are you gonna do about it?
488
00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:55,852
Well, I know what
I'm not gonna do.
489
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,756
I'm not gonna go to senior
Night and face all that hostility.
490
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,978
I don't believe this.
491
00:21:05,047 --> 00:21:06,709
Now, let me get this straight.
492
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:08,009
We are not going to the beach.
493
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,594
We are not going
To the mountains.
494
00:21:09,618 --> 00:21:11,163
We are not going
To the dude ranch
495
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,981
Because we canceled
The reservations.
496
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,072
We are going to jan's senior
Night where jan won't be?
497
00:21:16,141 --> 00:21:18,391
Yup, that just about
Covers everything.
498
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:37,906
Well, how about dessert?
499
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:40,698
I've got the high cal,
Low cal, and no cal.
500
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,085
Anybody for any cal?
501
00:21:44,153 --> 00:21:45,246
None for me, alice, thanks.
502
00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,482
No, thank you, alice.
503
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:47,549
May I be excused, please? Yeah.
504
00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,117
Oh, would you all wait a minute?
505
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:52,142
I've got something I'd like
To say, please. It's important.
506
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,081
Mom, dad,
507
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,268
I've decided to go to senior
Night and give my speech after all.
508
00:22:01,337 --> 00:22:04,772
Oh, jan, honey, you know how
We all feel about that speech.
509
00:22:04,857 --> 00:22:06,451
Oh, well, it's not that speech.
510
00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:08,253
It's a different one
That I just wrote,
511
00:22:08,277 --> 00:22:11,157
And I'd like you all to hear
It because it concerns you.
512
00:22:13,615 --> 00:22:15,265
"Dear friends,
513
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,434
"Thank you for
Giving me this honor.
514
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,414
"But even more
Important than winning
515
00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,266
"Was a lesson I've learned.
516
00:22:21,290 --> 00:22:23,152
"It has to do with
Being grateful
517
00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:25,308
"And giving and receiving.
518
00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:29,463
"Well, I'm very grateful I've received
And now I'm gonna start giving.
519
00:22:29,532 --> 00:22:34,067
"In a campaign, making promises
Just to get elected is wrong.
520
00:22:34,136 --> 00:22:36,248
"And if it takes me
The rest of my life,
521
00:22:36,272 --> 00:22:39,323
I'm gonna keep every
Promise I made to everybody."
522
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,925
Well, there's more, but
That's the general idea.
523
00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:43,938
Jan, that's great!
524
00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:46,530
Jan, can you do me a favor?
525
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,109
Yes, I'll loan you the money.
526
00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,767
No, not that.
527
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,836
After you make that speech, how
About being my date at the dance?
528
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:55,650
That is, if you don't mind showing
Up with your own dumb brother.
529
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:57,374
Oh, peter, I'd be honored.
530
00:22:58,678 --> 00:23:00,227
Now hear this.
531
00:23:00,295 --> 00:23:01,773
I have a speech
Of my own to give.
532
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:09,086
First of all, I am
Very proud of you.
533
00:23:09,155 --> 00:23:11,488
2nd of all, in spite
Of all the delays
534
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:14,891
Your mother and I are going on a
Weekend vacation no matter what.
535
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,840
You're kidding. Where?
536
00:23:16,896 --> 00:23:19,847
Well, I don't know where, but I
Promise you it'll be someplace.
537
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,867
And a brady never goes
Back on his promise. Right, jan?
538
00:23:24,586 --> 00:23:25,746
Right, dad.
539
00:23:27,790 --> 00:23:29,634
Now where's the dessert? Yeah.
540
00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:31,769
Oh, uh, yes, uh, what'd you
Want, high cal, low cal, no cal?
541
00:23:31,793 --> 00:23:33,839
Any cal!
542
00:23:33,863 --> 00:23:35,162
You're all buying.
543
00:23:48,044 --> 00:23:50,204
Mr. And mrs. Brady, you awake?
544
00:23:51,647 --> 00:23:53,180
Barely, alice. Come in.
545
00:23:58,454 --> 00:23:59,819
Good morning.
546
00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:05,059
Alice, what in
The world is that?
547
00:24:05,127 --> 00:24:07,794
Breakfast in bed
Is what that is.
548
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:09,379
What's the occasion?
549
00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:13,033
Well, because you had to stay in
Town last night to hear jan's speech,
550
00:24:13,102 --> 00:24:16,987
And 'cause you didn't get to go on your
Long weekend or take your 2nd honeymoon.
551
00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,440
Alice, this is very
Sweet of you.
552
00:24:19,508 --> 00:24:21,292
That's very thoughtful.
553
00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,528
Of course, it won't be quite the same
As going away for your 2nd honeymoon,
554
00:24:24,580 --> 00:24:26,663
But maybe this'll help.
555
00:24:26,732 --> 00:24:28,531
I'll hang it on the door.
556
00:24:28,584 --> 00:24:30,984
Alice, what will
The children think?
557
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,933
Who do you think
Made up the sign?
558
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:39,459
Sorry about that.
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