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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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You're sure that's
Greg brady's sister?
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Positive.
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Good-looking chick, huh?
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Yeah, it's too bad she
Goes to the wrong school.
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Huh, really.
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Well, here goes.
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Uh, hey, romeo,
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Let's not let her good
Looks fake you out now.
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Hey, no way.
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You know my heart
Belongs to fairview high.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Mind if I give you a hand?
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Hey, you're from fairview.
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Yeah. I guess I'm the
Last guy in the world
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That should be puttin'
Up a sign like this.
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Then why are you?
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Some things are just more
Important than school rivalry.
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Like your name, for instance.
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Marcia brady.
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Jerry rogers.
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Hey, you're the quarterback
For the fairview team.
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I'm afraid so, yeah.
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Wow, what a coincidence.
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My brother greg plays
Halfback for westdale.
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No kidding?
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We knocked heads
In last year's game.
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Well, I guess I'd
Better be getting
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The rest of these
Posters put up.
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No, I guess we'd
Better be getting
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The rest of these
Posters put up.
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But you're the enemy.
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A friendly enemy.
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Success.
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That gal doesn't know it,
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But she's gonna help her brother
Blow the league championship
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To us.
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If the ball carrier's
Headin' straight at you,
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Always keep your
Eye on his belt buckle.
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Why? 'cause that's where
His center of gravity is.
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If you're watchin' his feet or his
Head, he'll fake you out every time.
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Let's try it again. Yeah.
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Ok, you ready? Yeah.
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Hey, we're really gettin' good.
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Clobbering him.
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What's the matter, greg?
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Marcia's gotta be kidding.
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Who is he?
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A fink.
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How do you know?
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He's wearing a fairview sweater.
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Hi, greg.
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Thank you for letting
Me take you home.
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Thank you for helping
Me with the signs.
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Can I see you again?
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Sure.
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Great.
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I'll keep in touch.
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I assume you know who he is.
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Mm-hmm, jerry rogers.
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Quarterback and dreamy.
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Dreamy?
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I may even let him take me out.
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Marcia, are you kidding?
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Jerry is the opposition.
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Well, he may be your opposition,
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But he's certainly not mine.
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Come in. I'm in.
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Hey, those belong to me.
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You mean, they
Did belong to you.
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But I'm supposed to finish
Putting them up tomorrow.
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We don't need any
Help from a traitor.
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Traitor?
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I'm as loyal to
Westdale as anybody.
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You mean loyal to jerry rogers.
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That's ridiculous.
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Besides, you don't
Even go to westdale yet.
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I will next year.
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And when westdale finds
Out my sister's a double agent,
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They might not even let me in.
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You're impossible.
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Peter.
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You should be ashamed of
Yourself calling marcia a traitor.
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You really hurt her feelings.
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It serves her right for
Liking a fairview freak.
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Jerry doesn't sound
Like a freak to me.
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Anyone that goes
To fairview's a freak,
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Especially right
Before the big game.
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How can you possibly compare
A football game to a romance?
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You can't. Football's important.
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For your information,
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A football game
Only lasts 60 minutes.
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But a romance can
Last a whole month.
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At least.
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Hi, alice. Hi, honey.
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Hi, honey. Hi.
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Uh-oh, remind me we have
Some unfinished kissing.
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Hello.
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Yes, this is the
Brady residence.
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You want to speak to whom?
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Twinkles?
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I'm sorry, there's
No twinkles here.
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Ah, but yes, there is.
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Hello.
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Tank?
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What a surprise.
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Yes, I'll have to thank ethel
For telling you where to find me.
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Twinkles?
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Tank?
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Of course, I want to see you.
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Yes.
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Tomorrow at 7:00
Would be perfect.
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You've got yourself a date.
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Bye, tank.
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How about that?
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Yeah, how about what?
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Tank gates.
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He's coming to dinner tomorrow.
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What is a tank gates?
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Only the best athlete that
Westdale high ever produced.
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Football, basketball, baseball,
Track, everything. You name it.
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His muscles had muscles.
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Yeah, I know the type.
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You feed him a stalk of bananas and
Let him swing from the trees out back.
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Right, alice? I
Might swing with him.
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Imagine, hearing from tank
Gates after all these years.
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Yeah, I bet they named him tank
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Because his head's
Shaped like a turret.
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No, they nicknamed him tank because
He mowed down the opposition like one.
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Oh. And as for his looks,
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Well, every girl on campus
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Just turned to jelly
When he passed by.
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Including you? No.
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Good.
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Me, he didn't pass by.
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We sort of went together
In my senior year at westdale.
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"Sort of" or "Did"?
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What's the difference?
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There's a great
Deal of difference.
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'cause "Sort of" means sort of
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And "Did" means, uh, did.
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Well, anyway, that
Was a long time ago.
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You're gonna love
Meeting tank tomorrow.
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Yeah, oh sure.
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I'm just countin' the seconds.
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You better get another
Bunch of bananas, alice.
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Alice, my husband has just
Paid me a very big compliment.
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What's that, mrs. Brady?
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He's jealous.
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Oh, bless that
Green-eyed monster.
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T 44.
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Take a handoff from
The quarterback,
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Fake to the right and hit
It through the left tackle.
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Hmm.
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T 25.
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Brush block the left
Guard and go through
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And... The linebacker.
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You know, that's amazing.
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What is?
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You can remember
Every play in that book
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And you can't remember to
Take the trash out on thursdays.
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Well, maybe that's 'cause there
Aren't any pom-pom girls around.
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Hey, thanks for helping me, dad.
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Oh, anytime.
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I didn't realize that.
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Hey, jerry.
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How's it going with
That brady chick?
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Stop worrying, would
You? I'm not about to fumble.
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Yeah, but the
Game's this saturday.
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We gotta have westdale's
Playbook no later than thursday.
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We'll have it sooner.
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I'm seeing her this afternoon.
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Oh, yeah? Great.
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You're some operator.
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Take care. See you in practice.
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I was really surprised when
You picked me up at school.
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What happened to
Your football practice?
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I just ran 90 yards for a
Touchdown and kept right on going.
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Don't I get some kind of a
Reward for driving you home?
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Well, uh, what do
You have in mind?
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I'll settle for a cold drink.
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Come on in.
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Hi, kids. Hi.
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Hi.
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This is jerry rogers.
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Bobby, and this is cindy.
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You're right, marcia.
He is gorgeous.
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I hope westdale whoops the
Pants off you guys saturday.
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Bobby!
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Come on, jerry. Let's
Go into the house.
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That wasn't very polite of you.
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Cindy, he's the opposition.
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He's also marcia's friend.
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He's a fairview fink.
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All you boys think
About is football.
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Love is a lot more important.
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How do you know? You
Never played either one.
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Uh, have a seat.
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Thanks.
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Uh, would you like
Some lemonade?
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Great. If it's not
Too much trouble.
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Oh, not at all. I'll
Be back in a minute.
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Make yourself at home.
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This is a great
House you have here.
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Do all you kids
Have your own room?
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I wish we did.
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Greg's the only one.
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He fixed over the
Attic for himself.
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Yeah?
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That's a great idea.
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I ought to do something
Like that to our attic.
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Do you suppose I could take a look
At greg's room just to get some ideas?
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Well, maybe sometime.
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Great.
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Be right there.
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No rush.
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That's the most ridiculous
Thing I've ever heard of.
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Well, I'm sorry, but it
Just happens to be true.
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Jerry rogers wouldn't
Stoop that low.
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All right, all right. Why would
Bobby say it if he didn't see it?
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He only thought that he
Tried to steal your playbook.
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He doesn't have any real proof.
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My eyes are my proof.
They saw him try to take it.
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You're just prejudiced because
He's such a great quarterback.
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Well, I could be such a
Great quarterback, too,
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If I had the other
Team's playbook.
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Look, it sounds to me like
Bobby's tellin' the truth,
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But I'm willing to give
Jerry a fair shake. How?
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By giving him another chance
To try and steal my playbook.
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He didn't try to
Steal your playbook.
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All right, then you have
Nothin' to worry about.
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In fact, if he's innocent, we'll
Even apologize, right? Right.
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Ok, it's a deal.
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Get ready to apologize.
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You mean, you better get ready
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To find a new creep
To go out with.
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Oh, yeah? It takes
One to know one.
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Well, then you 2 should
Be really happy together.
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Honey, how would you like
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To buy me a new
Dress for my birthday?
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Well, since your birthday's
Several months away, I'd love to.
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Good. I'm wearing it.
260
00:12:22,826 --> 00:12:24,091
Do you like it?
261
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,693
Ooh, I like it.
262
00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,044
It was on sale.
263
00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,380
Yeah, I like it even better.
Uh, what's the occasion?
264
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:32,100
Well, honey, you know
I needed a new dress
265
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:33,395
And with tank coming
Over, I thought...
266
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,019
That's for tank?
267
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,672
No, silly. It's for you.
268
00:12:39,409 --> 00:12:41,910
Yeah, that dress sure
Makes me look good.
269
00:12:41,978 --> 00:12:43,477
Happy birthday, twinkles.
270
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:52,670
Hey, how would you guys like to
Help me plot operation wipeout?
271
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,039
Operation wipeout?
What do you mean?
272
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,776
Well, I told marcia I'd give jerry another
Chance to try and steal my playbook.
273
00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:01,156
But if he does steal it,
Fairview will clobber us, right?
274
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:03,481
Yeah. So I came up with an idea.
275
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:04,982
2 playbooks?
276
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:07,196
This one's a phony. We'll
Make it full of fake plays.
277
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,180
If jerry steals it, fairview would
Be running around in circles.
278
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,439
Right.
279
00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,940
You guys would rout 'em.
280
00:13:13,009 --> 00:13:14,637
Can't you just see
Those fairview freaks
281
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,611
Trying to defend against our
Plays when they're not our plays?
282
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:20,181
Listen, you read me the plays
Out of this real playbook
283
00:13:20,249 --> 00:13:22,684
And I'll switch 'em around
Here in this phony one.
284
00:13:39,268 --> 00:13:40,751
Twinkles.
285
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,403
No, I'm mike.
286
00:13:42,471 --> 00:13:43,421
Right.
287
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,410
I'm tank gates.
Glad to meet you.
288
00:13:45,441 --> 00:13:46,774
Well, thank you.
289
00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:49,677
Well, carol's told
Me a lot about you.
290
00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:51,657
Aw, not everything, I hope.
291
00:13:51,681 --> 00:13:52,881
Where is she?
292
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,049
Where's my twinkles?
293
00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:56,768
She's right here.
294
00:13:57,354 --> 00:13:58,569
Twinkles.
295
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,922
Hi, tank.
296
00:14:00,990 --> 00:14:03,808
Come here, you
Gorgeous hunk of woman.
297
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,545
Tank, put me down.
298
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,730
Oh, you're as wild as ever.
299
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,033
And you're as pretty as ever.
300
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:14,302
No, no, you're prettier.
301
00:14:15,472 --> 00:14:17,255
Boy, did you luck out, fella.
302
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:19,752
My mother thinks she
Didn't do too badly, either.
303
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,726
Yeah, yeah.
304
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:25,680
Bet you're just dyin' to know what
I've been doin' since high school, right?
305
00:14:25,749 --> 00:14:27,059
Well, yes, tank, I thought...
306
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:28,283
Went right to college
307
00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:30,617
And guess who made all-american?
308
00:14:30,686 --> 00:14:32,653
Why don't you take a
Stab in the dark, honey?
309
00:14:32,721 --> 00:14:35,806
You know me, twinkles,
I don't like to brag.
310
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,942
But after college, I
Went into pro football
311
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,811
And made all-pro
3 years in a row.
312
00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:43,248
Yes, I noticed it in the paper.
313
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,049
Wasn't hard to do, was it?
314
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,768
I was in 'em all the time.
315
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,787
Did you ever play ball, mack?
316
00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:51,672
Mike. Um, oh, I
Played some ball.
317
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:52,741
Not football, but...
318
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,309
I didn't figure you did.
319
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:58,529
Uh, we have a son who plays
Football at westdale, tank.
320
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:01,399
You have a son that old?
321
00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:04,585
Why, you look like you could
Be in high school yourself.
322
00:15:06,388 --> 00:15:07,955
Did you hear that, mike?
323
00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,140
Me, still in high school?
324
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:11,242
I heard it.
325
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:13,895
Listen, that's the
Reason I'm in town.
326
00:15:13,963 --> 00:15:16,664
For the biggie between
Westdale and fairview.
327
00:15:16,732 --> 00:15:19,100
Just don't get a chance
To get here anymore.
328
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,208
How did we get
So lucky this time?
329
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:23,354
Look what I dug up, tank.
330
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,556
Our old westdale annual.
331
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:26,891
Oh.
332
00:15:30,997 --> 00:15:32,530
What's the next play?
333
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,411
T 28. Quarterback
Pitchout to the strong side.
334
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,901
Simple. We'll just reverse it.
335
00:15:36,969 --> 00:15:39,871
Now it'll be t 28, quarterback
Pitchout to the weak side.
336
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,840
Boy, are they gonna be surprised
337
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:45,175
When the ball goes one way
And fairview goes the other.
338
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,244
Right.
339
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,934
Sorry, alice.
340
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:55,069
Did you want something?
341
00:15:55,138 --> 00:15:57,082
Yeah, to be traded,
Right after dinner,
342
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:59,451
Which is going to be ready
Pretty soon, so get cleaned up.
343
00:15:59,475 --> 00:16:00,475
Ok.
344
00:16:00,509 --> 00:16:01,776
Think fast.
345
00:16:04,246 --> 00:16:05,746
Well, that does it.
346
00:16:05,815 --> 00:16:08,060
Now all I have to do is give
This phony playbook to marcia
347
00:16:08,084 --> 00:16:09,895
And have her invite
Jerry over tomorrow.
348
00:16:09,919 --> 00:16:11,686
You're sure he'll take it?
349
00:16:12,421 --> 00:16:14,338
Will a rat take cheese?
350
00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:21,679
I was just beautiful.
351
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,881
And here's the old tanker.
352
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:27,818
And here I am as
Student body president.
353
00:16:27,871 --> 00:16:31,422
Oh, look. There I am in
The drama... Son of a gun.
354
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:36,027
Here I am scoring a touchdown
Against fairview that year.
355
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:38,377
Do you remember all those
Touchdowns I scored, twinkles?
356
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:39,697
Well...
357
00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:42,666
I scored so many points I
Can't remember the total.
358
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:45,553
Hey, hey, I remember
That touchdown now.
359
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,137
Let me show you how it worked.
360
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:49,968
Well, tank, I don't think...
Now, this is the picture.
361
00:16:49,992 --> 00:16:52,826
We only have time for one play,
362
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:55,713
And we're still 75
Yards from pay dirt.
363
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,165
Fairview's expecting
A long pass.
364
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:01,852
So they drop back
Into a 5-3-2-1 defense.
365
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,272
So, I look over the defense
366
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:06,140
And you know what play I call?
367
00:17:06,209 --> 00:17:08,509
I call... The old
Statue of liberty.
368
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,414
Yeah, the old statue
Of liberty play.
369
00:17:13,483 --> 00:17:15,783
Well, anyway, we
Break out of the huddle.
370
00:17:15,851 --> 00:17:16,951
I come up to the line.
371
00:17:17,020 --> 00:17:18,419
Here, let me show you.
372
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,672
You 2 be the defensive unit.
373
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,875
Yeah, you are a little
Fragile, aren't you?
374
00:17:25,511 --> 00:17:27,228
Now, this is our line.
375
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:31,565
Jackson, metzger, cyril. A rock.
376
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,034
Metzger snaps the
Ball back to lefkowitz.
377
00:17:34,103 --> 00:17:36,870
Lefty fades back like he's
Gonna throw a long one.
378
00:17:36,939 --> 00:17:39,106
And that's when the old tanker
379
00:17:39,175 --> 00:17:41,609
Comes flying by
And grabs the ball.
380
00:17:41,677 --> 00:17:43,076
The crowd went wild.
381
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:45,646
He gives him a leg.
He takes it away.
382
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:48,015
He reverses his field and
Then goes against the grain.
383
00:17:48,084 --> 00:17:50,284
He gives them a right stringer,
384
00:17:50,352 --> 00:17:51,819
He gives them a left stringer.
385
00:17:51,888 --> 00:17:53,088
He was poetry in motion.
386
00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:56,507
And then he goes for the big...
387
00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,244
And the rest is history.
388
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,257
You're a legend
In your own time.
389
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:03,514
Oh, not yet.
390
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:06,223
I still have to make
The extra point. Uh...
391
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,314
I certainly wouldn't
Want to miss that one. No.
392
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,555
But I fooled them again, see?
393
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:13,490
I made them think I'm gonna
Run for the extra point.
394
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:18,095
Suddenly I stop, step
Back and drop kick the ball.
395
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,398
Oh!
396
00:18:22,986 --> 00:18:25,636
Um, sorry. I guess
I got carried away.
397
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,322
Oh, don't worry about it.
It's just a rare tropical fern.
398
00:18:29,659 --> 00:18:30,924
But you'll be glad to know
399
00:18:30,993 --> 00:18:33,911
The drop kick went right
Through the goal posts.
400
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,930
Great. Really great.
401
00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,882
Yeah, great.
402
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,369
Even then, I was
Bigger than life.
403
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,937
You're really gonna go
Through with greg's plan?
404
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:49,693
Jerry's on his way over.
405
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,263
What if he does steal
Greg's playbook?
406
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,065
I don't think he will, cindy.
407
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,499
Because he's honest?
408
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:58,728
Or because he told you your
Eyes are like faye dunaway's?
409
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,842
We'll soon find
Out. Put 'em down.
410
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,878
Here.
411
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,507
Good luck. Ok.
412
00:19:13,436 --> 00:19:14,902
Cindy, go on.
413
00:19:15,872 --> 00:19:16,970
Why?
414
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:18,572
Cindy.
415
00:19:18,641 --> 00:19:20,007
Oh, all right.
416
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,630
Hi. Hi.
417
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,265
I'm glad you could come over.
418
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,945
You know, we must have
E.S.P. Going on between us
419
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,713
Because I was just
Gonna call you.
420
00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,404
Good.
421
00:19:35,207 --> 00:19:38,186
Can I get you a
Cold drink? Sure.
422
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,077
How about some of
That great lemonade?
423
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:41,266
Ok.
424
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,019
I guess you're really
Excited about the big game.
425
00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,620
You better believe it.
426
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,609
Greg's really up for it, too.
427
00:19:51,658 --> 00:19:54,158
I'll bet. Means the
League championship.
428
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:57,144
I hope you won't mind
If I root for westdale.
429
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,480
Wouldn't have it any other way.
430
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,375
Oh, am I a goof artist.
431
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,644
Coach called a special
Session for team photographs.
432
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,346
I completely forgot.
433
00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:17,414
Can I take a rain check
On that lemonade?
434
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:18,782
Sure.
435
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,384
I hope you understand.
436
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,588
I understand perfectly.
437
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,049
Hey, get this.
438
00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:39,019
The paper picks fairview
To win by 3 points.
439
00:20:39,088 --> 00:20:42,088
If they only knew about
The phony playbook.
440
00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:43,535
Hey, boys.
441
00:20:43,559 --> 00:20:44,586
Hi, dad. Hi, dad.
442
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:46,226
Hey, dad, want to win a bundle?
443
00:20:46,296 --> 00:20:48,496
Bet on greg's team
To clobber fairview.
444
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,097
Yeah, yeah.
445
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,828
Listen, I hear you pulled
A fast one on fairview.
446
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:55,569
You mean on that freak
Jerry rogers. Yeah.
447
00:20:55,638 --> 00:20:58,171
No, no, I mean on fairview.
448
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,618
Don't you see you're operating
449
00:20:59,642 --> 00:21:01,152
On jerry rogers' level now?
450
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,242
What do you mean?
451
00:21:02,311 --> 00:21:04,411
Well, look, he
Stole your playbook.
452
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,891
And if it had been the real one,
453
00:21:05,915 --> 00:21:07,860
His team could win
Dishonestly, right?
454
00:21:07,884 --> 00:21:08,899
Right.
455
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:11,247
Ok, now westdale
Can win dishonestly
456
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,504
Because the playbook is a fake.
457
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:16,941
I never thought of it that way.
458
00:21:17,493 --> 00:21:18,758
Me either.
459
00:21:18,827 --> 00:21:20,110
Ditto.
460
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,907
Well, boys, it just seems to me
461
00:21:21,931 --> 00:21:23,909
That a victory is only
Gonna mean something
462
00:21:23,933 --> 00:21:26,500
If westdale beats
Fairview in an honest game.
463
00:21:27,303 --> 00:21:28,303
Hmm?
464
00:21:29,572 --> 00:21:31,732
And I'll bet your
Coach would agree, too.
465
00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:40,514
Hello.
466
00:21:40,583 --> 00:21:42,032
Hi, jerry. Greg brady.
467
00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:43,784
Oh.
468
00:21:43,853 --> 00:21:45,185
Hi, greg.
469
00:21:45,254 --> 00:21:46,620
What's up?
470
00:21:46,689 --> 00:21:48,701
Look, I'm callin' about
That playbook you swiped.
471
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,692
Are you kidding? Me,
Swipe your playbook?
472
00:21:51,761 --> 00:21:53,711
I'm just trying to do
You a favor, jerry.
473
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,796
Some favor, calling me a crook.
474
00:21:55,865 --> 00:21:58,648
Let me put it this
Way, the book's a fake.
475
00:21:58,717 --> 00:22:00,116
I made up every play in it.
476
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,336
I said I didn't take it.
477
00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,521
But even if I did, why
Would you be telling me?
478
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,385
Because it's not
Fair to your team.
479
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:08,137
Look, man, the book's a phony.
480
00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:09,643
You're the phony, greg.
481
00:22:09,712 --> 00:22:11,495
But thanks for the phone call.
482
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:31,148
Alice, that was the best
Ball game I've ever seen.
483
00:22:31,217 --> 00:22:33,195
Westdale killed them. 20 to 7.
484
00:22:33,219 --> 00:22:34,451
Marvelous.
485
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:35,619
They clobbered 'em.
486
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,549
Jerry rogers didn't
Even finish the game.
487
00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,435
The coach benched
Him in the first quarter
488
00:22:39,459 --> 00:22:42,370
When he found out about that phony
Playbook. We won fair and square.
489
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:43,793
Right.
490
00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,540
Wait till you see what we're
Gonna have for dessert.
491
00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,845
Good, I'm ready for that.
492
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:52,636
We're going to
Celebrate the big victory.
493
00:22:55,524 --> 00:22:57,658
Oh, alice, that is beautiful.
494
00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,404
Hey, alice, what if
Westdale had lost?
495
00:22:59,428 --> 00:23:02,012
Oh, that's simple, mr. Brady.
496
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,448
There she goes again.
497
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,785
We would have settled for this.
498
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:29,640
Hi, twinkles.
499
00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:30,774
Oh, hi, tank.
500
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,743
Mike, look who's here.
501
00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:35,891
I just stopped by to say
So long. I gotta get goin'.
502
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,047
Hi, tank.
503
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,810
Hi, sorry I missed
You at the game.
504
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,318
That son of yours is
Not a bad halfback, mack.
505
00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:42,970
That's mike.
506
00:23:43,039 --> 00:23:44,449
It must have really
Made you happy
507
00:23:44,473 --> 00:23:47,007
When your old alma mater
Won the biggie, huh, tank?
508
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:49,571
Are you kiddin'? That
Stupid game cost me $100.
509
00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,760
Westdale won.
510
00:23:50,829 --> 00:23:52,178
Yeah, but I heard a rumor
511
00:23:52,247 --> 00:23:54,392
That fairview got a
Hold of westdale's plays.
512
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,136
I figured I had me a sure thing.
513
00:23:57,553 --> 00:24:00,103
You mean you bet against
Your own alma mater?
514
00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:02,556
Oh, come on,
Loyalty's one thing,
515
00:24:02,624 --> 00:24:03,774
A buck's another.
516
00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,477
Well, so long, twinkles.
517
00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:09,324
It's been great seein' you.
518
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,748
You, too, mack.
519
00:24:10,816 --> 00:24:12,116
That's mike.
520
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:17,454
Can you imagine him betting
Against his own school?
521
00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,000
I can imagine him
Doing most anything.
522
00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,859
He's got some nerve.
That... What a phony.
523
00:24:21,927 --> 00:24:23,939
Listen, that's your hero
You're talking about, twinkles.
524
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:26,274
Oh, you know I was
Just needling you.
525
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,076
He never was my kind of guy.
526
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,800
What is your kind of guy?
527
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,163
The kind of guy you are, mike.
528
00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:34,738
That's mack, and
I'm poetry in motion.
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