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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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Hey, greg, sure you
Wouldn't wanna trade jobs?
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Ha, ha. You stick with
Your green thumb,
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And I'll do likewise
With the green paint.
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Telephone, greg.
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Who is it?
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Well, I'm not sure.
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The name is joe, but
The voice is soprano.
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Oh, it must be joanne.
I'll take it up here.
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Hey, you're wilting.
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Listen, either
You straighten up,
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Or I'll play "She loves me, she
Loves me not" with your petals.
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Who are you talking to?
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To this flower. It
Makes 'em grow better.
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Did you know a lot of
People talk to flowers?
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Yeah, but you're the only one
Who thinks he gets answers.
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That's funny.
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Peter, look out!
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Those pots.
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They could have been my head.
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Who cares about the
Dumb, old pots. Look at me.
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Bobby,
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You saved my life.
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Thanks.
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I owe you my life.
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Forget it. No way.
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Somehow, someway, I'm
Gonna pay you back for this.
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I promise.
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Oh.
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What happened?
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Hey, which one of you
Clowns knocked over my paint?
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Oh, no.
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Are... Are you hurt?
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No. Just green.
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Dad, that ladder was
Heading straight for my head,
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And bobby pushed
Me out of the way
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At the risk of his own life.
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I'll never forget it, never.
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Yeah.
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Well,
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Welcome to our planet.
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Well, it's water base. I
Better hose you down.
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I'm really shook from
That brush with death.
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Bobby's a real hero.
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Peter, would you
Go up to your room?
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Ok. I'll fill up a
Bathtub, mr. Brady.
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Would you please send
Me up whatever's left?
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Better hurry, dad.
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It feels like I'm
Beginning to harden.
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Ok.
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Oh, no. Oh my.
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Shut your eyes and your mouth.
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Looks like greg painted
Bobby instead of the shutters.
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What in the world?
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Oh. Oh.
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Hey, it's the jolly
Green midget.
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He looks like a leprechaun
With a skin condition.
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Very funny.
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Mike, what happened?
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The ladder fell over with a paint
Bucket on it, and guess who was under it?
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Hurry up, dad. I'm freezing.
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Oh, mike, I better get
Him into a hot bath.
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If being a hero
Means extra baths,
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Forget it.
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Well, peter,
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Glad to see you
Doing your homework.
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This isn't my homework.
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I'm making out my will.
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Your will?
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I'm leaving all my earthly
Possessions to bobby for saving my life.
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Well, that's very
Sweet of you, peter.
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If it wasn't for bobby's bravery,
I wouldn't be talking to you.
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This will is the least I can do.
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By the way, where
Is your beneficiary?
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Oh, he's still in the tub.
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Thanks.
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Hi.
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I guess I looked
Pretty weird, didn't I?
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Oh, no, not for a creature
From the green lagoon.
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Hey, I think you've been
In there long enough.
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Dinner's just about
Ready, and alice has
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Fixed something really
Special for our hero.
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Ok? Ok.
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I still say that the
Flowered wallpaper
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Is the prettiest for our room.
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Cindy, when it comes to interior
Decorating, you'd make a good lumberjack.
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I like the stripes.
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You make it 2 lumberjacks.
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You know, I read a book
On color psychology,
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And they said that earth
Colors are really restful.
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Sure, if you're being buried.
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Marcia, we can't have a lot of
Browns and blacks in our room.
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Well, I think that dark
Flowers are ridiculous.
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Yeah! And those
Stripes... Hold it, girls.
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Look, I have agreed to
Repaper your bedroom
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But only in one
Pattern now, all right?
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Yes, and you'd better
Agree on one pretty fast,
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Or we're gonna forget about it.
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They waste all their precious time
Arguing about insignificant things.
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Wallpaper's so unmeaningful
In the scheme of things.
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What scheme of things
Were you referring to, peter?
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Life.
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Have you ever stopped to
Consider the value of one's life?
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To one's existence?
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Yeah. Without life, you're dead.
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Sure. Go ahead and laugh.
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You guys haven't
Been at death's door.
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You haven't even made
It to the front porch.
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Peter, aren't you taking that near
Miss this morning just a little seriously?
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Oh, mother, mother, mother,
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You don't know how it feels to
Be snatched from the jaws of doom
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And be given a
New chance at life.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I took such a long bath,
I'm like a wrinkled prune.
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Have a seat, pal.
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Thanks, peter.
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The all-american dish
For the all-american hero.
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Hungarian goulash.
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Since when is hungarian
Goulash american?
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Since zsa zsa gabor
Became a citizen.
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I'd have whipped
Up a medal, too,
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But all the gold
Went to buy the meat.
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I... I'd like to propose a toast
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To the bravest
Person in the world.
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I'll toast to him. Who is he?
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My brother, bobby.
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Hear, hear.
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That's very sweet, peter.
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Well, peter, it's nice to know
You think I'm so brave. But honest...
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Well, let me... Let me finish.
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I want to make a solemn promise,
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And you're all my witnesses,
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That I'm gonna be
Worthy of the life
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Bobby has given back to me.
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Hear, hear for bobby.
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And also, that I, peter brady,
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Am gonna be bobby
Brady's slave for life.
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Well, I don't think you
Have to go that far.
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Me neither, but if
That's what he wants...
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Oh, no, you don't.
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What are you doing?
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Polishing your shoes,
That's what I'm doing.
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And I'm gonna do it
Every day for you.
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Well, you don't have to do that.
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I owe you. Go do
Something you enjoy.
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Thanks, peter. That's
Really nice of you.
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It's nothing.
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If it wasn't for you, instead
Of polishing these shoes,
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I'd be polishing my harp
At the pearly gates.
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Oh, sorry about that, pal.
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It's ok.
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No, it's really inconsiderate of me
To whistle while you're trying to read.
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I won't do it again.
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I don't really want
To read anyway.
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How's that?
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You missed a spot right there.
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Oh, right, right. I'll get it.
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Sorry about that.
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Darn this radio.
All I get is static.
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Leave it to me. I'll fix it right
After I finish these shoes.
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I'll get it.
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Barbara wants you on the phone.
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What does she want?
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She says her party
Started a half an hour ago,
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And where are you?
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Oh, well, tell
Her I can't make it.
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Something much more
Important came up.
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Ok, but she'll be mad.
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Peter, you don't have to
Cancel a party just for me.
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Bobby, how can I
Enjoy a dumb, old party
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Knowing that the
Person who saved my life
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Is sitting home with
A bad case of static?
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Mom tells me you finally
Chose your wallpaper.
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Yeah, dad, here it is.
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It was unanimous.
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Hey, that's terrific. How
Did you all manage to agree?
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We didn't.
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You just said it was unanimous.
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Well, it was unanimous
That we flip a coin for it.
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Oh, I see. Well, that's
A democratic way.
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Well, tomorrow I'll round up
The boys, and we'll get started.
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Great. You won't get
Peter to help, though.
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He's too busy
Being bobby's slave.
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Yeah, bobby saved peter's life,
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And now peter is
Working himself to death.
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That's really great.
Can I ride it sometime?
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Sometime? All the time.
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I'm making it for you, pal.
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Me? How come?
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He saves my life
And asks, "How come?"
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That's really
Great of you, pete,
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But honest, you don't have to.
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But I do.
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No, you don't.
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Bobby, I do.
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Well, if you insist.
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Bobby, honey, could you
Get that for me, please?
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Yeah.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, steve.
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No, I can't make it
To the ball game.
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Well, sure I'm
Loyal to the team,
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But I got some work to do
Around the house, you know.
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Well... Hey, hold
On a minute, steve.
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Something wrong with your thumb?
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Yeah, I was working
On your go-cart,
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And I smashed it
With the hammer.
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Well, I guess that rules
Out the favor I was gonna ask.
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What favor?
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I... I just couldn't ask a
Guy with a sore thumb,
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Even if I did save his life.
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Go ahead, ask me.
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No, it just wouldn't be right
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After you've polished
My shoes, made my bed,
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Cleaned up my
Closet, fixed my radio,
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Oiled my bike, took out the trash
For me, and all those other things.
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Will you ask me?
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Well, steve wants me to watch
Him pitch against the wooden wolves,
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But it's my turn to
Clip the stupid hedges.
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And if you could...
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No, it just wouldn't be fair
For you to be clipping the hedges
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While I'm sitting at a ball game
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Eating hot dogs and snow cones.
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I'd clip the stupid
Hedges for you,
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But I got a date with barbara,
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Whose party I missed
Because of you.
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Oh, well, it's ok,
Pete. I understand.
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You don't have to
Clip the stupid hedges
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Just because I saved your life.
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Ok, I'll cancel barbara again,
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And I'll clip the stupid hedges.
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You don't have to if
You really don't want to.
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I want to! I want to!
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As soon as I take
Care of my thumb.
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00:11:20,163 --> 00:11:22,080
Peter, let me see that.
252
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,126
Oh, honey, you better
Go soak that in cold water
253
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:27,030
Till the swelling
Goes down, ok? Ok.
254
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,804
I got it all worked out.
255
00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,522
Meet you at the park. Bye.
256
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:34,693
See you later, mom.
257
00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:35,994
Bobby.
258
00:11:37,414 --> 00:11:39,764
You have really been
Running peter ragged.
259
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,300
Now don't you think you might
Be overdoing a good thing?
260
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:45,569
Oh, no, mom. Peter's
Enjoying every minute of it.
261
00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,658
Hey, what happened to you?
262
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,215
I was clipping
The stupid hedges,
263
00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:59,050
And I fell in that rose bush.
264
00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:01,536
I thought it was bobby's
Turn to clip the stupid hedges.
265
00:12:01,604 --> 00:12:04,238
It was, but I volunteered.
266
00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:06,991
You volunteered,
Or you were drafted?
267
00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,309
What's the difference?
268
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,105
Look, I've seen what's going on.
269
00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:12,530
Bobby is making a
Pigeon out of you.
270
00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:14,499
I'd rather not talk about it.
271
00:12:14,568 --> 00:12:15,733
Ok,
272
00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,962
But it's your wings
That are getting clipped.
273
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,272
Hey, pete.
274
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,485
Steve clobbered 'em.
275
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,749
He pitched a 2-hitter
And won 14 to 13.
276
00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:45,779
How'd they get 13
Runs in a 2-hitter?
277
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:47,715
Steve gave up a few walks.
278
00:12:50,053 --> 00:12:51,819
The umpire was mr. Ellison.
279
00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,822
So?
280
00:12:54,891 --> 00:12:57,258
He's the circulation
Manager for a magazine.
281
00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:59,104
They're having a big contest.
282
00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:01,848
The guy who sells the most
Subscriptions wins a surfboard.
283
00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,398
So?
284
00:13:03,466 --> 00:13:05,661
So if there's one thing I'd
Really like, it's a surfboard.
285
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,735
Lots of luck.
286
00:13:07,804 --> 00:13:09,964
I don't stand a chance
Of winning it alone.
287
00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:12,406
If that's a hint, I got more
Important things to do
288
00:13:12,475 --> 00:13:14,342
Than sell magazine
Subscriptions.
289
00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:17,412
You got time to lay around
In your bed doin' nothin'.
290
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,979
Doin' nothin'?
291
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,194
I'm wiped out from doing all
The work around here for you.
292
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:24,218
Besides that, barbara's not
Even speaking to me anymore.
293
00:13:24,688 --> 00:13:26,521
It was your idea.
294
00:13:26,589 --> 00:13:30,024
"I, peter brady, am
Your slave for life."
295
00:13:30,092 --> 00:13:32,276
Isn't that what you said?
296
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,656
Ok, I'll help you sell
Magazine subscriptions.
297
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:37,064
No, not if you're going
To be mad about it.
298
00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,466
I'm not mad!
299
00:13:38,535 --> 00:13:40,713
You're mad, and I'm not
Gonna accept any more favors
300
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,648
Unless you can do them
With a smile on your face.
301
00:13:42,672 --> 00:13:45,005
I'm smiling! See?
302
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,741
That's not a "Smile" smile.
303
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:48,876
Forget I saved your life.
304
00:13:48,945 --> 00:13:51,579
You wanna know the truth?
I'm sorry you saved my life!
305
00:13:51,648 --> 00:13:54,799
Living with a selfish
Creep like you isn't living!
306
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:57,068
Well, talk about ungrateful.
307
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,647
If that's how you
Feel, just stay away
308
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,205
From falling ladders
When I'm around
309
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,772
'cause I'm not
Going to be around.
310
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:05,021
Great! 'cause I got nothing more
To say to you for the rest of my life.
311
00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:07,790
Well, then I got nothing more to
Say to you for the rest of my life.
312
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:09,558
Fine, and you know
Something else?
313
00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,482
I'm writing you out of my will.
314
00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:22,120
What kind of cereal is this?
315
00:14:22,144 --> 00:14:23,811
Well, it's something
New we're trying.
316
00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:25,746
Instead of popping,
Cracking, and exploding,
317
00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,566
It just lays there
And tastes good.
318
00:14:28,634 --> 00:14:30,379
Boy, I'm starved this morning.
319
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:31,735
2 glasses of cow juice,
320
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,637
2 bowls of cereal,
Coming right up.
321
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,139
Skip me, alice.
322
00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:37,568
I'm particular who I eat with.
323
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,510
And I just lost my appetite.
324
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:43,559
Hi, mom. Hi, peter.
325
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,716
I bring you the latest
War bulletin, mrs. Brady.
326
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,430
All's quiet on the
Western fronts.
327
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,131
Oh, did peter and bobby make up?
328
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:52,268
No, all's quiet because they're
Not speaking to each other.
329
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:54,170
Oh, well, let me tell
You something, alice.
330
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,971
If those boys don't
Make up pretty soon,
331
00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:59,275
We're gonna start a
Counterattack on their rear flank.
332
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,456
Listen, y-you guys, just plaster
The holes, not the spots, ok?
333
00:15:09,792 --> 00:15:11,232
Boy, this is hard work.
334
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,105
We just got started.
335
00:15:13,129 --> 00:15:15,229
It's a good time to
Remember to do homework.
336
00:15:15,298 --> 00:15:16,442
Hey, no goofing off.
337
00:15:16,466 --> 00:15:18,410
Ok, but I just wanna
Ask dad one question.
338
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:20,715
Yeah, what's that? How long
Before we take a coffee break?
339
00:15:21,804 --> 00:15:23,837
Never mind, just plaster.
340
00:15:23,906 --> 00:15:25,450
Hey, greg? Yeah?
341
00:15:25,474 --> 00:15:26,868
Can I talk to you for a second?
342
00:15:26,892 --> 00:15:27,942
Sure.
343
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,421
Here, want some
More, marcia? Yeah.
344
00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,605
It's getting kind of dry.
345
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,727
I just wanted to ask
You... Sorry, bobby.
346
00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:37,018
You can't move into
My room with me.
347
00:15:37,087 --> 00:15:38,663
How'd you know I
Was gonna ask that?
348
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:41,506
'cause peter asked me the
Same question before you did.
349
00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,675
I'd be a lot better roommate
Than that ungrateful creep.
350
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:47,628
Bobby, peter's very
Grateful for what you did.
351
00:15:47,697 --> 00:15:49,413
Let's face it, you used him.
352
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,499
Well, I saved
His life, didn't I?
353
00:15:51,568 --> 00:15:53,128
Look, I'm not gonna
Argue about it.
354
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:54,952
You 2 are stuck with each other.
355
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,221
Not if I can help it.
356
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,866
Well, you're not
Moving in with me,
357
00:15:57,890 --> 00:16:01,793
So you better work out
A peaceful coexistence.
358
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:05,163
Boy, nobody in this house
Has any respect for heroes.
359
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,929
You're just doing
That to bug me.
360
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:29,887
I'm doing it because I
Happen to like nuts.
361
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,300
If it bugs you, leave the room.
362
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,369
It's as much my
Room as it is yours.
363
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,059
Hey, then you do
Your thing over there,
364
00:16:35,127 --> 00:16:36,694
And I'll do my thing over here.
365
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:39,463
And just so there won't
Be any misunderstanding...
366
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,202
This is your part of the room,
367
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,681
This is my part of the room.
368
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:47,605
This is no man's land.
369
00:17:13,182 --> 00:17:15,265
♪
370
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:18,969
Great, I love music!
371
00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:43,527
Hey, plug that back
In! It's my t.V. Set!
372
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,674
It's my outlet. And you
Wanna know something else?
373
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,378
I can't hear you
Through no man's land.
374
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:48,911
Well, you'd better
Listen a lot harder
375
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,013
'cause this will really
Interest you. What?
376
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:54,597
The bathroom's on my
Side of no man's land.
377
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,012
And you smooth it out.
378
00:18:03,533 --> 00:18:05,533
And there it is. How
Do you like it, girls?
379
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:09,102
Very nice, mr. Brady.
380
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,288
Very, very nice.
381
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:12,522
Alice!
382
00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:30,757
Oh.
383
00:18:30,826 --> 00:18:32,626
Alice.
384
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:34,640
Wanna play a game
Or something, alice?
385
00:18:34,664 --> 00:18:36,830
Oh, gee, I'm sorry,
Bobby. Not tonight.
386
00:18:36,899 --> 00:18:39,567
I've got to go to bed early. I
Didn't sleep very well last night.
387
00:18:39,635 --> 00:18:41,402
Why not?
388
00:18:41,470 --> 00:18:43,815
Well, I stayed up half the night
Watching one of those t.V. Horror movies.
389
00:18:43,839 --> 00:18:45,739
the demon that devoured detroit.
390
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,341
Gave both of us heartburn.
391
00:18:52,281 --> 00:18:54,114
Want to watch some
T.V. With me, greg?
392
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,543
Sorry, I got a date.
I'll see you later.
393
00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,226
Hey, where you going?
394
00:19:05,295 --> 00:19:07,206
We're gonna spend the night
At my friend helen's house.
395
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:08,729
How come?
396
00:19:08,798 --> 00:19:11,010
That wallpaper paste made
Our room smell too yicky.
397
00:19:11,034 --> 00:19:12,194
Have fun.
398
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,520
Yeah.
399
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:18,955
Whoopee.
400
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,081
Good night, son.
401
00:19:26,149 --> 00:19:28,215
Don't stay up past your bedtime.
402
00:19:28,284 --> 00:19:29,317
Good night.
403
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,218
I might as well go
To sleep right now.
404
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:33,254
There's nobody around
Here to do anything with.
405
00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:36,106
Oh, now, bobby, peter's home.
406
00:19:36,158 --> 00:19:38,292
That's the same
Thing as being alone.
407
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:42,006
Bob, look, this has
Gone far enough.
408
00:19:42,030 --> 00:19:43,308
Now, I want you to go upstairs
409
00:19:43,332 --> 00:19:44,977
And make up with
Peter right now.
410
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:47,067
He's the one that
Should apologize to me.
411
00:19:47,136 --> 00:19:49,753
Wrong. You're the one that took
The advantage of the situation.
412
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:52,155
Right. Now why don't
You go on upstairs
413
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,506
And tell peter you're sorry, ok?
414
00:19:59,015 --> 00:20:00,046
Ok.
415
00:20:00,850 --> 00:20:02,266
Good night, sweetheart.
416
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,617
Good night.
417
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,181
Pete?
418
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,262
I just want to say I'm sorry.
419
00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:21,786
I bet you are.
420
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,188
I am.
421
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,168
I apologize for
Saving your life.
422
00:20:26,192 --> 00:20:28,692
You apologize
For saving my life?
423
00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,755
Yeah. See, if I hadn't have,
424
00:20:30,779 --> 00:20:32,624
Then you wouldn't have
Done me all those favors
425
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,910
And promised to
Be my slave for life.
426
00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,012
And you wouldn't
Have quit in only a week,
427
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:39,197
And we wouldn't have gotten mad.
428
00:20:39,221 --> 00:20:41,639
So I'm sorry for
Saving your life.
429
00:20:41,691 --> 00:20:44,725
Boy, that's the crummiest
Apology I've every heard.
430
00:20:44,794 --> 00:20:46,994
It wasn't crummy. I
Was being sincere.
431
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,029
Sincerely crummy.
432
00:20:49,098 --> 00:20:52,216
Well, in that case, I
Take back my apology.
433
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:53,367
Good.
434
00:20:56,605 --> 00:20:57,805
Creep!
435
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,863
Ok, now you're gonna get it.
436
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,977
You can stay in there
All night for all I care.
437
00:21:46,321 --> 00:21:48,488
Peter, the doorknob's busted!
438
00:21:49,792 --> 00:21:51,158
Let me out!
439
00:21:52,227 --> 00:21:54,361
I'll apologize again!
440
00:21:54,430 --> 00:21:55,629
Better!
441
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:57,781
That's all right, fred.
442
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,883
I got all night to
Shoot the breeze.
443
00:22:00,803 --> 00:22:01,918
Pete!
444
00:22:02,788 --> 00:22:04,921
Peter, you gotta let me out!
445
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,293
Peter!
446
00:22:11,981 --> 00:22:14,181
Yeah, ernie, I'd
Love to meet her.
447
00:22:14,717 --> 00:22:15,882
Uh-huh.
448
00:22:15,951 --> 00:22:17,871
Oh, yeah.
449
00:22:18,921 --> 00:22:20,254
Oh.
450
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,833
Pete!
451
00:22:32,902 --> 00:22:34,167
Somebody!
452
00:22:34,971 --> 00:22:36,737
Anybody! Let me out!
453
00:22:38,374 --> 00:22:40,407
Pete, let me out!
454
00:22:40,476 --> 00:22:41,809
Peter, come on!
455
00:22:41,878 --> 00:22:44,011
Let me out! Somebody help me!
456
00:22:47,784 --> 00:22:48,983
Thanks, pete!
457
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:50,763
All I did was open the door.
458
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:52,253
Yeah, and saved my life.
459
00:22:52,321 --> 00:22:53,988
Stop overacting.
460
00:22:54,056 --> 00:22:55,622
I'm not.
461
00:22:55,691 --> 00:22:58,170
A couple minutes more in there
And I could've suffocated. See?
462
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,762
There's plenty of air in there.
463
00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:05,632
Maybe, but what about the fire?
464
00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:07,250
What fire?
465
00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,081
The one that could have started
From spontaneous combustion.
466
00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:11,305
We studied that in school.
467
00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:13,340
What a dumb imagination.
468
00:23:13,408 --> 00:23:15,648
Things like that
Happen all the time.
469
00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:18,190
The closet's filled with smoke.
470
00:23:18,214 --> 00:23:20,158
There I am, choking to death.
471
00:23:20,182 --> 00:23:21,743
Can't even scream for help.
472
00:23:25,387 --> 00:23:27,432
Flames are licking
At the closet door.
473
00:23:27,456 --> 00:23:28,889
I'm trapped inside.
474
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:31,124
And suddenly, you
Bust in and save me.
475
00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:32,393
You're a real hero, pete.
476
00:23:32,427 --> 00:23:33,927
Aw, come on.
477
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:36,330
No, really. You saved my life.
478
00:23:36,398 --> 00:23:38,232
If you insist. I insist.
479
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:40,700
Ok, well, now you're my slave.
480
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:42,986
You can start off by
Polishing my shoes...
481
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:45,505
Nobody's anybody's slave.
482
00:23:45,574 --> 00:23:47,741
We saved each
Other, now we're even.
483
00:23:47,810 --> 00:23:50,277
I guess you're right.
484
00:23:50,346 --> 00:23:52,712
I'm really sorry for
Taking advantage of you.
485
00:23:52,781 --> 00:23:53,813
Ok?
486
00:23:54,250 --> 00:23:55,330
Ok.
487
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,667
You're back in my will.
488
00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,275
You know, it's not
Bad, if I say so myself.
489
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:12,744
I love it, dad. Oh,
It's really nice.
490
00:24:12,768 --> 00:24:15,936
Mike, you know, it is so
Beautiful that I was thinking...
491
00:24:16,004 --> 00:24:17,187
Oh, no.
492
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:19,217
I remember last year
When you started thinking
493
00:24:19,241 --> 00:24:20,886
After we painted our bedroom.
494
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,687
You wanted to paint the bedrooms,
You wanted to paint the halls,
495
00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:24,022
You wanted to paint
Downstairs, right?
496
00:24:24,046 --> 00:24:26,013
Oh, well, honey,
In this case, I mean,
497
00:24:26,081 --> 00:24:28,815
After all, the bathroom is
Connected to the bedroom
498
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:31,067
And the hallway is
Connected to the bathroom
499
00:24:31,136 --> 00:24:32,981
And the... And you're
Forgetting one thing.
500
00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,450
What's that? This whole house
Is connected to my wallet.
501
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,957
Oh, you're gonna love it.
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