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♪ here's the story ♪
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♪ of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ who was bringing up
Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ all of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ like their mother ♪
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♪ the youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ it's the story of
A man named brady ♪
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♪ who was busy with
Three boys of his own ♪
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♪ they were four men
Living all together ♪
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♪ yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ till the one day when
The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ and they knew that it was
Much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ that this group must
Somehow form a family ♪
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♪ that's the way we all
Became the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ the brady bunch ♪
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♪ that's the way we
Became the brady bunch ♪
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I don't believe it!
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I mean, every guy in school has
Tried to take out sandra martin.
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So how'd you swing it?
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Simple. I'm charming
And irresistible.
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Well, I heard a rumor she
Only takes out college guys.
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Who do you think
Started the rumor?
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It eliminates competition.
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Ooh, shrewd! That's
Awfully shrewd, greg.
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Oh, greg?
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Hi, sandra.
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Hey, uh, could I talk
To you for a moment?
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Sure, sandra. Hey, wait
Up, huh, len? Oh, sure.
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I don't want to say this,
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But I'm gonna have to break
Our date for saturday night.
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Oh, no. How come?
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My cousin linda.
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Right out of the blue, she's
Coming into town to visit us.
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I can't leave her sitting alone.
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I'm sorry. I really am.
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Hey, wait. How old
Is your cousin linda?
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18. Why?
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Suppose I came up with a date
For her and we make it a foursome?
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That'd be great.
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Can you find someone on
Such short notice? Simple.
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And if your cousin
Looks anything like you,
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I'll have to fight 'em off
With a whip and a chair.
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By the way, what does
Your cousin linda look like?
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I don't know. I haven't
Seen her in 6 years.
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She had pigtails
And braces then.
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Pigtails and braces.
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Well, a lot can
Happen in 6 years. Right.
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Oh, I have to run or I'll
Be late for class. Bye.
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Bye, sandra.
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Len, this is your lucky day.
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Forget it. I heard.
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Pigtails and braces? No way.
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Hey, wait. That
Was a long time ago.
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By now, I'll bet she
Looks like a million bucks.
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Well, you know what that's
Worth with inflation and all.
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Do you know what I went through
To get this date with sandra?
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What kind of a friend are you?
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Now, greg,
Friendship's one thing,
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But human sacrifice
Is somethin' else.
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But I'll blow the date with sandra if
I don't get somebody for her cousin.
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Well, you win some
And you lose some.
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See ya.
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I'll bet I can get 50 guys
That'll jump at the chance!
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At least 20.
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I'll settle for 1.
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Hello, fred?
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What are you doing friday night?
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How about going
Out on a double date?
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Well, so what if she is a blind
Date, fred? She's sandra's cousin.
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According to the laws of
Heredity, she could look like...
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Frankenstein
Didn't have a cousin.
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Last chance, fred. Yes or no?
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Ok, I'm gonna give
You one more chance.
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Fred?
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Hey, fred?
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Hi, honey. Hi, honey.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Listen, I tried to phone
You before I left the office.
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Who's been on the phone?
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The same person
Who's still on the phone.
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What's the crisis?
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Greg's trying to get a blind
Date for his date's cousin.
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I was phoning to see about
Getting a date with you.
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How's your saturday
Night calendar?
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Oh, well, I was planning to spend a
Quiet evening at home with my husband.
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Oh, well, that sounds dull.
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How about something
More romantic?
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Candlelight dinner?
Quiet restaurant?
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Are you getting
Fresh with me, fella?
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Gee, if I'm not, I'm
Doing it all wrong.
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You just got
Yourself a date. Good.
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Now all we have to
Do is brush up on this.
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10 easy steps to
Spanish? mmm-hmm.
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Isn't the menu in english?
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No. We are entertaining mr. Calderon
And his wife from mexico city.
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He's up here on a building
Deal with the company.
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Oh, I get it. Now it's a
Business meeting with tacos.
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No, honey, listen, you're
Gonna have a good time.
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They're a wonderful couple.
Don't they speak english?
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Well, he does, but I'm
Not sure about his wife,
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So I thought it'd be a good idea
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To brush up on our spanish,
Make her feel more at home.
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Oh, honey, I haven't spoken
Spanish since college.
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Well, neither have I.
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Shall we, uh, habla
Espanol together?
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I'll habla with
You anytime, senor.
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"Switch dates with you if
Linda turns out to be a dog"?
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Thanks for nothin', tom.
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No luck, huh?
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You'd think I could find one guy
Willing to go out on a blind date.
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Well, there goes
My date with sandra.
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I wish there was
Something I could do, greg.
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Not unless you know a guy
You could lend me for a night.
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I wish I did. Wish I did, too.
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I would lend you one
Of my boyfriends, greg.
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Except none of mine
Can stay out after dark.
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I don't see anything.
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Then you better have your
Eyes checked 'cause they're there.
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5 hairs. Count 'em. 5.
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Probably just fuzz
From the towel.
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Oh, yeah? Feel 'em.
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Ouch.
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Well, you should've
Warned me. They're so sharp.
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Oh.
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Hey, greg. Got a second?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Well, see, I'm getting this
Tremendous beard, and... You are?
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Well, I was wondering if I
Could use your razor to shave.
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Pete, you're too
Young to be shaving.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'm old enough
To be doin' a lot of things now.
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Pete? Yeah?
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Uh, you've given me an idea.
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So maybe, just
Maybe. Maybe what?
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Say, "Hello, linda."
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Hello, linda.
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No. Say it lower.
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Hello, linda.
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Quit clownin' around.
You know what I mean.
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Hello, linda.
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Pete, I'm about to do you the biggest
Favor one brother could do for another.
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What kind of favor?
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Take you on a double
Date friday night.
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A double date? With
A girl and everything?
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Not just "A girl," old buddy.
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I'm gonna fix you up
With an older woman.
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Yeah? How old? 18.
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Boy, an older woman!
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Hey, wait. I don't have much
Money. Do they eat a lot?
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Don't worry about
Finances. I'm springing.
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Hey, great.
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How come she'll go out
With your younger brother?
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You're not going to
Be my younger brother.
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You see, she, uh,
Wouldn't go out with you.
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So you're gonna be phil.
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Phil packer.
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Some swinging guy from
Another high school.
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That sounds terrific.
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Yeah.
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You'll be a cool cat every
Chick in school's after.
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I am? Wow!
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A legend in your own time.
What a great new image!
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Yeah, how 'bout
That? I'm fantastic.
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And I'd be even better
If I knew what to do.
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Don't worry. I'm
Gonna coach you.
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And by friday night you'll be
Years ahead of any guy your age.
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Greg, you're more than a
Brother. You're a friend.
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Imagine, me, peter brady
Going out with an older woman.
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Correction. Phil
Packer's the name.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Phil.
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Hi, linda. I'm phil packer.
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buenas noches, miguel.
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Hey, practicing up for
Saturday night, huh? si.
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Oh, good. Uh, muy bien.
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yo tengo good news. Oh? que?
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Our muchacho has
Solved his problema.
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Oh, fantastico.
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Which muchacho
And which problema?
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Greg, and, uh, I think
He's found a date
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For his novia's, uh... prima.
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Found a date for his
Girlfriend's cousin?
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si.
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And, uh, uh, the caballero's
Name is felipe packer.
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♪
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buenas dias, senor y senoritas.
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buenas dias.
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How come we're all
Speaking spanish?
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We're practicing for your
Folks' guests from mexico.
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And this is my first
Swing at mexican cooking.
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ole!
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The piece de resistance, as they
Say in the french quarter of tijuana.
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huevos rancheros.
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They look like eggs.
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huevos are eggs. I'm not too
Sure what rancheros means.
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Go ahead and try
It, one bite at a time.
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It's hot!
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It's good.
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I guess, in my case, rancheros
Means flamethrower.
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Now, I like it.
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Tonight's the night.
Our big double date.
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Yep. How about that?
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It's really gonna be tough
Concentrating in class.
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Well, listen, just try
And put it out of your mind.
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I don't want you leaving
Your game in the locker room.
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Boy, an older woman.
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Where are we gonna take 'em?
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Drive-in movie.
A drive-in movie!
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What's playin'?
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Who cares?
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Yeah.
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This mustache was
A good idea, huh?
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Yeah, yeah, it makes you
Look a few years older.
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But remember,
Don't say too much.
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You could be the
Strong, silent type.
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That way, you can't make
Too many mistakes. Ok.
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You never did tell me
What linda looks like.
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Looks like?
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Listen, to a dude
Like phil packer,
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It doesn't make any difference.
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He treats them
All alike. Get it?
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Got it.
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Hi, greg. Hi, sandra.
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I'd like you to
Meet phil packer.
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Hi. Hi, phil.
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Linda!
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Greg has told me
A lot about you.
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Linda's looking
Forward to meeting you.
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Hi.
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Linda, I want you to meet
Greg brady and phil packer.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Which one of you is phil?
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Me. He's greg, I'm
Phil. Right, greg?
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Yeah, right.
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We'll get our things,
Be right back, ok?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Boy! You really
Know how to pick 'em.
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Phew!
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♪
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Linda's the most
Beautiful woman I ever saw.
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I hope I don't goof it
Up. Just take it easy, pete.
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Play it cool, huh?
Do just what I do.
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Do what you do. Got it.
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Sorry it took so long.
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It took a long time.
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It's kind of crowded.
A lot of people.
248
00:12:25,562 --> 00:12:27,161
Thanks. Thank you.
249
00:12:29,766 --> 00:12:31,877
Enough butter on it? Plenty.
250
00:12:31,901 --> 00:12:34,334
Enough butter
On it? Yeah, it's fine.
251
00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:47,615
Oh!
252
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:49,929
Oh, I'm really sorry
About that. Phil, phil!
253
00:12:49,953 --> 00:12:51,664
I'm sorry. That's
All right, phil.
254
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:53,821
Phil, it... Phil, it
Doesn't matter.
255
00:12:53,890 --> 00:12:55,156
That's... It's all right.
256
00:12:55,224 --> 00:12:57,959
Here, you can have
Mine. Thank you.
257
00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,435
What's that wild
Scent you're wearing?
258
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,558
Exotica.
259
00:13:17,947 --> 00:13:20,114
What's that wild
Scent you're wearing?
260
00:13:20,183 --> 00:13:22,150
Buttered popcorn.
261
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,118
I'm sorry about that.
262
00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:26,120
Have some. Oh, thanks.
263
00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:57,229
Hey, phil, how about some of
That popcorn, old buddy? What?
264
00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:59,413
Your mustache.
265
00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:02,790
Um, we're gonna go get some,
Uh, cold drinks or something.
266
00:14:02,859 --> 00:14:05,019
We'll be right
Back. Don't go away.
267
00:14:07,831 --> 00:14:10,298
I don't understand what's
The matter with greg.
268
00:14:10,366 --> 00:14:12,144
He seems so different at school.
269
00:14:12,168 --> 00:14:15,002
And I don't understand
What's with his friend, phil.
270
00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:18,139
I've never, uh, had a
Date like this before.
271
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:25,291
Good night, greg. Good night.
272
00:14:25,315 --> 00:14:28,015
Thanks. It was... Fun.
273
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,717
Well, I hope so.
274
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,519
It really was. Wasn't it, linda?
275
00:14:32,588 --> 00:14:35,089
Oh, yeah. It was great.
276
00:14:35,158 --> 00:14:37,040
Thanks, phil. No sweat.
277
00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,844
Bye-bye. Bye.
278
00:14:40,913 --> 00:14:42,924
Well, I'll see you at school
On monday. Good night.
279
00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:44,059
Good night. Thanks again.
280
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,283
Nice meeting you, linda.
281
00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,717
See ya. Bye.
282
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:54,459
How'd I do?
283
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:57,495
Well, I'm not sure yet.
When will you be sure?
284
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,609
Monday, when I ask
Sandra for another date.
285
00:14:59,633 --> 00:15:01,866
Will you fix me up, too?
286
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:05,836
Pete, from now on, phil
Packer can find his own dates.
287
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,272
You're right.
288
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,707
After what I pulled off
Tonight, I'm ready to solo.
289
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,341
That was really
A strange evening.
290
00:15:15,365 --> 00:15:18,065
Did you catch that
Phony mustache on phil?
291
00:15:18,133 --> 00:15:20,901
Did I? It was practically
Everywhere but under his nose.
292
00:15:20,970 --> 00:15:24,104
I'll bet he wasn't 15 or
16 years old at the most.
293
00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,857
I'm sure his name
Wasn't phil, either.
294
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,626
I could swear I heard
Greg call him "Pete" once.
295
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,562
You know what? What?
296
00:15:31,630 --> 00:15:33,659
I think greg has a
Brother named peter.
297
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,633
I'll bet that's who phil was.
298
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,901
Why would greg
Pull a gag like that?
299
00:15:37,970 --> 00:15:39,954
I have no idea.
300
00:15:40,023 --> 00:15:42,740
But one good gag
Deserves another.
301
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,075
How'd you like to get even?
302
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,243
Cousin, I'm with you.
303
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,423
Hello.
304
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,590
Who's calling?
305
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:01,859
Yeah, sure. Hang on.
306
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,808
Hey, greg. It's her. Sandra.
307
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,364
Ask her how I did with linda.
308
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,165
Not unless she
Brings it up first.
309
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,720
Hi, sandra. Hello, greg.
310
00:16:12,789 --> 00:16:14,566
I just had to call
And tell you again
311
00:16:14,590 --> 00:16:16,871
What a wonderful
Time we had last night.
312
00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,326
You really did?
313
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:22,296
You were right. Phil's too much.
314
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:24,684
Linda hasn't stopped
Talking about him.
315
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,685
Linda really liked phil?
316
00:16:29,805 --> 00:16:31,589
She really did.
317
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,469
She wants to know if the 4
Of us can get together again.
318
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,592
Like tonight?
319
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,363
Tonight?
320
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:43,000
Uh, well, sandra. Phil
May already have a date.
321
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:44,235
But we could go out.
322
00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:49,523
I couldn't go without linda.
323
00:16:49,592 --> 00:16:52,226
And I really wanted
To see you again.
324
00:16:52,294 --> 00:16:54,862
That is, if you wanna see me.
325
00:16:54,930 --> 00:16:56,229
How about in 20 minutes?
326
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,116
Oh, what if phil's dated up?
327
00:17:01,037 --> 00:17:03,237
I'll get him to cancel
It. I'm sure he can make it.
328
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:06,423
Ok. Bye.
329
00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:08,092
Bye.
330
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:18,185
I wish I could take a
Picture of greg's face
331
00:17:18,253 --> 00:17:20,654
When we're both
Falling all over phil.
332
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,737
Hi, there.
333
00:17:25,761 --> 00:17:27,395
What happened to your voice?
334
00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,130
Nothin', baby.
335
00:17:29,198 --> 00:17:30,264
You got a cold?
336
00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,766
No, just devastating charm.
337
00:17:46,616 --> 00:17:48,894
Open up, peter!
338
00:17:48,918 --> 00:17:50,829
Are you gonna stay
In there all night?
339
00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:58,425
What took you so
Long? I was shaving.
340
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:01,762
What, your legs? For your
Information, I got whiskers.
341
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,965
Yeah, I guess it took him all
That time to find the one he's got.
342
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:06,466
Very funny.
343
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,469
Hey, what are you all
Dressed up for? I've got a date.
344
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,226
Who's the unlucky girl?
345
00:18:15,294 --> 00:18:18,962
What would you say if I told you
I was taking out an older female?
346
00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:20,431
An older female what?
347
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:33,777
Ah, buenas noches
Senor calderon y senora.
348
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,423
buenas noches, mr. Brady.
buenas noches, senor.
349
00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,548
entre, por favor.
Muchas gracias.
350
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,883
bienvenidos.
351
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,118
mi casa es su casa.
352
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:42,364
Thank you very much.
353
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,399
Uh, le presento a
Mi esposa, carol.
354
00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:45,956
muchisimo gusto, senora.
355
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:47,391
Very pleased to meet you.
356
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:50,293
tengo mucho gusto,
Senor y senora calderon.
357
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:53,375
I am juan. My wife, maria.
358
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:55,399
I'm carol, and this is mike.
359
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,668
You speak spanish very well.
360
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,637
Oh, thank you.
361
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,505
Won't you, uh, please sit down?
362
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:03,284
Yes, please. gracias.
363
00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,076
Well, we're seldom
Able to use our spanish
364
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,713
And we thought tonight
Was a perfect opportunity.
365
00:19:08,765 --> 00:19:11,031
It is the same with
Us for... For english.
366
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,217
We had hoped to
Use it this evening.
367
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,536
Oh, well, you go right
Ahead. That's a deal.
368
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,189
Oh, alice nelson. senor
And senora calderon.
369
00:19:19,258 --> 00:19:20,507
es un placer.
370
00:19:20,576 --> 00:19:21,742
tanto gusto.
371
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,528
tengo mucho gusto.
372
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:26,113
That's it for me in spanish.
373
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,167
Well, uh, we made
Reservations for this evening,
374
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,276
But, uh, if there's
Anything special you'd like,
375
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:33,587
It's no trouble to change it.
376
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,541
Well, if you're
Sure it's no trouble.
377
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,343
Oh, no trouble at all, honest.
378
00:19:40,412 --> 00:19:42,290
In that case, we
Would love to try
379
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:44,274
One of your typical
American dishes.
380
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,550
What's that?
381
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,401
Pizza.
382
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:51,321
Pizza! Really?
383
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,817
Really! si.
384
00:19:52,841 --> 00:19:54,675
So, you know, I don't
Know whether I know
385
00:19:54,743 --> 00:19:55,942
A good pizza place or not.
386
00:19:56,011 --> 00:19:58,179
No, not a good one. Let me see.
387
00:19:58,247 --> 00:19:59,367
We do, dad.
388
00:19:59,399 --> 00:20:01,499
Marioni's is super.
We always go there.
389
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,268
Yeah! Marioni's has
The greatest pizza.
390
00:20:04,336 --> 00:20:05,936
Well, kids ought to know pizza.
391
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,105
Marcia, cindy, and jan,
392
00:20:08,173 --> 00:20:09,607
senor and senora calderon.
393
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,436
Hello. Hi. tanto gusto.
394
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,611
We hope you'll enjoy
Your stay here in town.
395
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,562
muchas gracias. thank you.
396
00:20:15,631 --> 00:20:17,559
Nice meeting you.
Nice talking to you.
397
00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:19,583
Have a nice dinner.
Enjoy your pizza.
398
00:20:20,786 --> 00:20:23,286
You have the most
Charming daughters.
399
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,358
Juan says that the children
Reflect their parents.
400
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:30,661
Thank you. We were reflected
3 more times with sons.
401
00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,549
They're... They're out tonight.
402
00:20:35,617 --> 00:20:39,086
Well, if it's pizza you want,
It's pizza you shall have.
403
00:20:45,127 --> 00:20:47,539
Well, I cut to my right,
Then I cut to my left,
404
00:20:47,563 --> 00:20:49,363
Then I ran 100 yards
For a touchdown.
405
00:20:49,432 --> 00:20:51,965
That's fantastic.
406
00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:53,317
What a run, phil.
407
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,502
Yeah, too bad it all
Happened in a dream.
408
00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:59,106
You're just jealous, greg.
409
00:21:07,549 --> 00:21:09,862
Oh, that's great. Thank
You. Isn't this charming?
410
00:21:09,886 --> 00:21:10,886
Smells good.
411
00:21:10,953 --> 00:21:12,253
I know exactly what I want.
412
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:14,788
1 super-sized pizza with...
How you say? "The works."
413
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,757
Make that 2.
414
00:21:16,825 --> 00:21:20,265
Oh, what's spanish for
"Heartburn"? Oh, mike.
415
00:21:23,332 --> 00:21:27,518
Phil, you are fantastic.
416
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:30,287
I've never kissed a fellow
With a mustache before.
417
00:21:30,356 --> 00:21:33,474
Does it tickle? You won't find
Out. Phil's with me. Remember?
418
00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:36,226
Was with you.
419
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,380
Don't fight, girls. There's
Enough of me to go around.
420
00:21:41,050 --> 00:21:42,583
I don't get this.
421
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:47,349
I understand we're having a meeting
Tomorrow morning on the preliminary plans.
422
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:51,324
Uh, yes, mike. I wish to make a
Decision before we leave this weekend.
423
00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,492
Good, good.
424
00:22:02,338 --> 00:22:04,418
Is something wrong,
senor calderon?
425
00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:10,394
Excuse me, but it is
Very embarrassing.
426
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:14,081
What is? Those children.
427
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:16,349
Necking, as you say, in public.
428
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,831
Pete! I mean, phil.
429
00:22:46,465 --> 00:22:47,865
Oh, no.
430
00:22:50,970 --> 00:22:52,436
What's the matter?
431
00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:53,721
Only everything.
432
00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:57,224
Those are our parents.
433
00:22:57,293 --> 00:22:59,994
Boy, do we have a lot of
Explaining to do to them.
434
00:23:01,364 --> 00:23:03,897
Boy, do we have a lot of
Explaining to do for you.
435
00:23:11,140 --> 00:23:14,008
I hope we didn't ruin dad's
Deal with mr. Calderon.
436
00:23:14,076 --> 00:23:16,243
Yeah. Or our lives at home.
437
00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,483
Hi.
438
00:23:22,551 --> 00:23:23,750
Hi. Hi.
439
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:25,346
Hi.
440
00:23:26,022 --> 00:23:27,054
Hi.
441
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:32,526
How did it go with mr. Calderon?
442
00:23:32,594 --> 00:23:34,611
Well, luckily, we're
Still in business.
443
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,213
Oh, that's a relief.
444
00:23:36,282 --> 00:23:37,564
Good.
445
00:23:37,633 --> 00:23:41,201
They didn't exactly approve
Of your x-rated behavior.
446
00:23:41,270 --> 00:23:44,230
But they did admire the way
You and the girls told the truth.
447
00:23:44,273 --> 00:23:46,507
We're really sorry
About the whole thing.
448
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,174
Boy, I really learned somethin'.
449
00:23:48,243 --> 00:23:49,877
1, you act your age.
450
00:23:49,945 --> 00:23:52,612
And 2, you don't try to
Be something you're not.
451
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:53,897
And 3...
452
00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:56,166
Yes?
453
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:58,546
You find out in advance what
Restaurant your mom and dad are going to
454
00:23:58,570 --> 00:23:59,903
And go someplace else.
455
00:24:09,581 --> 00:24:10,659
Oh.
456
00:24:21,777 --> 00:24:23,777
I wonder what's
Taking her so long?
457
00:24:23,846 --> 00:24:25,757
She said she has a
Date with an older man,
458
00:24:25,781 --> 00:24:27,821
So she wants to make
Herself look older.
459
00:24:27,883 --> 00:24:29,616
I wonder how she'll do that.
460
00:24:29,685 --> 00:24:31,525
Does this make
Me look any older?
461
00:24:34,824 --> 00:24:36,984
Come on!
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