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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Uh-uh-uh, messing up
the house today is a no-no.
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Surprise visitor coming.
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Who?
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Your mother's
grandmother from Kentucky.
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Great-Grandma
Hutchins? Oh, terrific.
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Yeah, your mom and
dad went to the airport
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to pick her up.
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Oh, I can't wait!
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It's been years
since we've seen her.
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Wait till you meet her.
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You'll love
Great-Grandma Hutchins.
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I'm sure I will. She must
be an old lady by now.
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Old? Somehow I
never think of her as old.
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Me either... she's
got so much go-go-go.
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Well, if you haven't
seen her for years,
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don't be surprised if some of
her go-go-go is gone-gone-gone.
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What kind of a welcome is this?
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Where's the brass band?
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Great-Grandma Hutchins!
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Oh, Grandma!
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Oh, you precious
kiddies just look beautiful.
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And that's without my specs.
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Oh, come on, Grandma,
for gosh sakes...
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Don't spoil them.
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Alice, I'd like you to meet
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the pride of
Owensboro, Kentucky,
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the one and only
Connie Hutchins.
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Put her there, Alice.
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I'm delighted to meet
you, Mrs. Hutchins.
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I've heard a lot about you.
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Lies, all lies,
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unless, of course, it
was something nice.
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Grandma, wouldn't you
like to freshen up a bit
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after your trip?
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Well, that's mighty kind of you.
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Well, I'm sorry
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we can't have dinner
with you tonight, Grandma.
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Oh, yes, we really are.
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But like I said, you
caught us by surprise
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and we've had that dinner
date with my boss for a week.
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Now, don't you worry
about that, honey.
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It'll just give me more time
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to get to know these
precious children better.
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Here, kids, take your books.
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I'll show Mrs. Hutchins
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where she's going to stay.
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Boy, what a gal.
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How come a woman like that
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never got married again?
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Well, I guess at her age,
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a good man is hard to find.
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Listen, at any age
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a good man is hard to find.
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Yeah, don't I know it.
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I'm going to tell
Grandma on you.
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Did you hear that?
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What?
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About a good man.
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I know a man that would make
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a wonderful husband for Grandma,
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and he's not hard to find.
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Who?
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Dad's grandfather...
Great-Grandpa Brady. Right!
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That's Grandpa!
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I'm so excited!
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I know!
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Oh, he's going to love her!
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Hi, Grandpa! Hi, Grandpa!
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Afternoon, my dear.
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Oh, it's so good to see you.
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Well, it's always a pleasure
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to help out my
great-granddaughters.
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Oh, Grandpa, about
that term paper...
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um, I found what I
needed in my civics books,
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so I'm sorry I bothered you.
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But we're glad
you're here anyway,
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'cause there's a visitor
we want you to meet.
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Oh?
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Our great-grandmother
from Kentucky.
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She's really with it.
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And far out.
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With it?
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Far out?
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Well, children nowadays
seem to have trouble
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expressing themselves with
words from the English language.
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Well, that's modern
English, Grandpa.
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Well, modern,
perhaps... English, no.
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Come on.
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Hi, Judge Brady.
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Good afternoon, Alice.
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How have you been?
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Oh, splendid, thank you.
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But, as Pliny the
Elder said to Seneca
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when they met in the Forum,
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"Omne ignotum pro magnifico."
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Oh, that Pliny really knew
where his head was at.
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Alice... MARCIA:
Come on, Grandpa.
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Foul! Charging.
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I can't help it.
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They're taller than I am.
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Well, sonny...
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you have got to
try to find a way
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to outsmart them.
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Now, I'm going to show you
the way Jerry West does it.
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You just stand over there
and watch, okay? Okay.
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You two boys try to guard me.
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You boys ready?
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Here I come.
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Watch it. Back, back...
Get her, Grandma!
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You can make it!
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Right behind you!
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Go on, shoot! You can make it!
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Come on!
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Shoot!
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Beautiful!
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That was great, Grandma!
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Yep. Well, honey,
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that's what you
call a real fake-out.
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You just got to...
have the moves.
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Now, come on. You try it.
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Okay.
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Watch it... That's your
great-grandmother?
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Yep, that's Great-Grandma.
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Hmm!
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While you two get acquainted,
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I'll make you some lemonade.
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Well, that's mighty kind
of you, Alice. Thank you.
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Thank you. That would
be very pleasant indeed.
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Well, you know, I've never met
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a real, live judge before.
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Well, I'm retired at present.
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What happened?
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You get tired of sending
them to the pokey?
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Madam, I'd like to think
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I dispensed justice fairly
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in the 40 years I
sat on the bench.
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40 years on the bench? Whoo!
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You must have picked
up a seat full of splinters.
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You know, there's something
I've always wondered about judges.
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What would that be?
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Is it true that on hot days,
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judges don't wear any
pants under their robes?
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My good woman,
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I certainly can't
speak for all judges,
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but I assure you, hot or cold,
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I always wore my trousers.
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Too bad.
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Here's your lemonade.
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Thank you, kiddies.
You're welcome.
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It looks like you two
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are really getting
to know each other.
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Well, these past few moments
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have proved most illuminating.
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Right on.
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Groovy.
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Uh... delightful.
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Splendid.
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That's better.
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Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice. Hi.
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Hi, kids.
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Uh, Alice... how do you feel
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about helping two
people fall in love?
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I'm all for it, especially
if one of the two people
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turns out to be me.
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We're talking about
Grandma and Grandpa.
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Grandma and Grandpa?
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Well, you see, right after
Mom and Dad go out,
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all us other kids will give
excuses to leave, too.
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So you can serve
Grandma and Grandpa
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a romantic, candlelight
dinner for two.
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Oh, you little devils, you.
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Okay, Alice?
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Okay. Oh, thank you.
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You get them to
the launching pad
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and I'll fuel them
up for a blastoff.
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Great! JAN: Thank you.
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There you are.
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Thank you.
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Well, here's to today
and to auld lang syne,
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here's to good
health, yours and mine.
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Up the flagpole.
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Something wrong
with yours, Judge?
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Eh? Oh, no.
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I was merely enjoying the
opalescent play of colors
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and the tantalizing bouquet.
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Well, while you're
doing all that,
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would you mind hitting me again?
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Pardon? Oh, yes, of course.
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You just hold your
glass, and I'll pour.
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There you go.
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All the way, honey.
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Grandpa, Grandma.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry, but I'm going
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to have to skip dinner tonight.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Got a heavy date.
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You know how it is.
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We remember how it was.
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Don't we, Judge?
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Good night.
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Bobby and I have to go, too.
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My friend Willy's
got a sprained ankle
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and he's racked up in bed.
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Yeah, we're going
over to cheer him up.
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Well, that's very commendable.
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You know, as Homer said,
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"Friendship is
proved by adversity."
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Uh, yeah.
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That's right.
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Bye. Bye.
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Hey, Greg, wait up.
You can drop us off.
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Grandma, Grandpa, sorry
we can't stay for dinner.
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Our ballet teacher's
having a recital.
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We said we'd come.
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We promised.
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Good-bye, children. Have fun.
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Well, Judge, that
leaves just you and me.
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Here's to solitary confinement.
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Pardon?
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Come on, honey,
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where's your sense of humor?
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Why is it people have to eat
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in the dark, I wonder?
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Is, uh, is everything
all right, folks?
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Oh, out of sight, Alice.
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My compliments, Alice.
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Thank you.
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Wait till you see the dessert.
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There you are, sweetie.
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Thanks.
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I wonder why we need that music.
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Ooh, I like it... turns me on.
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Makes me feel like I
want to dance... hoo-hoo!
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Well, not me.
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Oh, come on, Judgie.
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I'll bet you used to fox a
pretty mean trot in your day.
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Ha-ha-ha!
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Come on. How
about a little dance?
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Good for your digestion.
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Come on. Get up there.
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That's the way. Come on.
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Madam,
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don't you think this farce
has gone far enough?
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Farce?
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Your entire
transparent scheme...
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00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:30,705
The children conveniently
disappearing...
268
00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:33,041
a cozy dinner for two...
269
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:35,560
romantic music
and candlelight...
270
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,645
You think I planned all this?
271
00:11:37,714 --> 00:11:39,880
I think it's obvious.
272
00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:43,417
But your romantic fantasies
273
00:11:43,487 --> 00:11:46,053
are not about to come true.
274
00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:48,000
Madame, monsieur...
275
00:11:48,024 --> 00:11:49,669
The crepes suzettes,
they are ready.
276
00:11:49,693 --> 00:11:51,103
Romantic fantasies!
277
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:53,728
Who'd... who'd want
an old goat like you?
278
00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:56,780
Old goat?
279
00:11:56,849 --> 00:11:58,966
Yes, old goat!
280
00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:05,323
Madam... may I remind you...
281
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:10,795
that you are no
spring... chicken yourself.
282
00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:15,049
Excuse me.
283
00:12:16,619 --> 00:12:17,685
Oh, Judge!
284
00:12:17,754 --> 00:12:19,799
And it's too late to apologize.
285
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:22,122
Apologize, my foot!
286
00:12:22,191 --> 00:12:24,726
You forgot your hat!
287
00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:28,173
Good evening.
288
00:12:28,197 --> 00:12:29,530
Good-bye!
289
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,922
Hi, Alice.
290
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,368
- Good morning.
- Good morning.
291
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,959
Hey, where's Grandma?
292
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,838
About on her
third lap, I'd guess.
293
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,106
Third lap?
294
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:45,363
Around the block.
295
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,276
She came in, grabbed
an orange, and jogged off
296
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,566
sucking the orange.
297
00:12:48,634 --> 00:12:50,245
She really is something.
298
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,047
Alice, did she have a
nice evening with Grandpa?
299
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,305
Well, I think
there's a better word
300
00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:56,040
to describe it than nice.
301
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,041
Wonderful?
302
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,110
No.
303
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,155
Beautiful? No.
304
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,445
What?
305
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,480
Disaster-ful.
306
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:03,726
Oh, what happened?
307
00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,117
Well, at dinner, one
word led to another,
308
00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:09,053
and by the time they
put all the words together,
309
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,421
they weren't talking.
310
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,123
Oh, no.
311
00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:13,219
What started it?
312
00:13:13,243 --> 00:13:14,675
Well, I don't know
how it started,
313
00:13:14,744 --> 00:13:15,909
but I do know how it ended.
314
00:13:15,978 --> 00:13:16,978
How?
315
00:13:17,012 --> 00:13:18,512
She called him an old goat.
316
00:13:18,581 --> 00:13:20,615
And then he called
her an old chicken,
317
00:13:20,683 --> 00:13:22,516
and he split the barnyard.
318
00:13:22,585 --> 00:13:24,536
We've got to do something.
319
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:26,837
We can't let them stay
angry at each other.
320
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:29,089
I told you not to meddle.
321
00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,284
Hi, Grandma.
322
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:41,931
Morning.
323
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:45,122
Morning, there.
324
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,842
Think fast, sonny.
325
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,976
Ooh, I'll tell you.
326
00:13:49,044 --> 00:13:50,945
Nothing like a
mile in the morning
327
00:13:51,014 --> 00:13:52,747
to get that blood circulating.
328
00:13:52,816 --> 00:13:55,666
I understand you had a little
argument with Grandpa last night.
329
00:13:55,735 --> 00:13:58,051
Marcia, I wouldn't
speak to that man again
330
00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,120
if he was the only
one on Earth left
331
00:14:00,189 --> 00:14:02,034
with the key to the wine cellar.
332
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,692
Grandma, I'm sure he
didn't mean what he said.
333
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,694
I know what he meant.
334
00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:08,029
For the first time,
335
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,177
he was talking in
English instead of Latin.
336
00:14:11,134 --> 00:14:13,167
I'm sure it was just
a misunderstanding.
337
00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:16,203
Not on my part, honey.
338
00:14:16,272 --> 00:14:20,073
Can you imagine him thinking
I was trying to trap him? Ha!
339
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:21,754
I wouldn't take him
on a silver platter
340
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,544
with an apple in his mouth.
341
00:14:23,612 --> 00:14:27,765
Grandma... Him calling me old?
342
00:14:27,833 --> 00:14:29,010
His wrinkles have got wrinkles,
343
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:31,001
and he's calling me old.
344
00:14:31,070 --> 00:14:32,703
Oh, I'm getting so steamed up
345
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:35,072
I think I'm going to
have to take another lap.
346
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:46,067
You're never going to get
anywhere with Grandma.
347
00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:50,237
Maybe I'll have a
talk with Grandpa.
348
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,051
Why don't you just
leave him alone?
349
00:14:52,075 --> 00:14:53,357
Because if I do,
350
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:55,760
they'll never get
together and fall in love.
351
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,312
Love? Right now, you'd be smart
352
00:14:58,381 --> 00:15:00,381
to settle for
mutual indifference.
353
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:05,269
Grandpa, as a judge
354
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:09,573
you always have to be fair
and reasonable, don't you?
355
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:12,710
I have always been
fair and reasonable.
356
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:13,877
Then, last night
357
00:15:13,946 --> 00:15:16,246
didn't you kind of
convict Grandma Hutchins
358
00:15:16,316 --> 00:15:17,782
on circumstantial evidence?
359
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:20,195
My dear, that opinion
is open to question.
360
00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,252
But Marcia and I
are willing to swear
361
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:23,999
that Grandma had nothing to do
362
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,983
with arranging
that dinner for two.
363
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:31,679
Well, Jan, if you say so,
then I must accept that fact.
364
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,030
Well, then there's no reason
365
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,065
why you can't phone
her and apologize.
366
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:36,667
Never.
367
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,736
Nomen est nomen.
368
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,172
What does that mean?
369
00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,223
A name is a name.
370
00:15:43,292 --> 00:15:46,627
Old goat, indeed.
371
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:49,046
But that's just a
figure of speech.
372
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,149
And smell.
373
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:55,819
Now, I know she sent you
girls here to say all of this,
374
00:15:55,888 --> 00:15:58,656
but you can tell her for me,
375
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:04,428
res non est sub
judicae octum est.
376
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,217
Case is thrown out of court.
377
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,888
We told you to butt out.
378
00:16:14,957 --> 00:16:16,807
We were just trying
to do something nice.
379
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:19,171
Marcia, if you ever want to
do something nice for me,
380
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,372
give me a warning.
381
00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,274
I want a chance
to get out of town.
382
00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:23,859
Boys are never any help.
383
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:26,250
Yeah. Bobby's not
even here worrying.
384
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,052
He's out playing in
the park with Grandpa.
385
00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:30,354
Hey, wait a minute.
386
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,323
Bobby's out in the park
playing with Grandpa.
387
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:34,992
That's what I just said.
388
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,327
Cindy, how would you like to go
389
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:39,247
to the park with Grandma?
390
00:16:39,315 --> 00:16:42,066
Watch this perfect
landing, Grandpa.
391
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,067
All right.
392
00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:45,236
I love coming to the park.
393
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,904
Don't you, Grandma?
394
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,772
Oh, I sure do, honey.
395
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,342
I've loved coming to the park
396
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:54,078
ever since I was a
little girl just your age...
397
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:58,065
which was only a few weeks ago.
398
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,221
Oh, I think you need a
little more rudder there.
399
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:05,123
Yeah.
400
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,336
Come here, and
let's take a look.
401
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,360
Hey, look, there's Grandpa!
402
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,646
Oh!
403
00:17:11,714 --> 00:17:13,159
Careful, sweetheart.
404
00:17:13,183 --> 00:17:15,716
I don't have my
running shoes on.
405
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:18,385
Bobby, what a pleasant surprise.
406
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,631
What's your surprise?
407
00:17:19,655 --> 00:17:20,899
I always come here.
408
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:22,723
There's something
on the other side
409
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,375
of the park you've got to see.
410
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,470
What is it?
411
00:17:25,494 --> 00:17:26,560
It's a squirrel.
412
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,740
I've seen millions of squirrels.
413
00:17:28,764 --> 00:17:30,364
This one's collecting nuts.
414
00:17:30,432 --> 00:17:32,211
They all collect nuts.
415
00:17:32,235 --> 00:17:33,785
We'll be right back.
416
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:41,592
You may sit down, madam.
417
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,311
It's all yours.
418
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:53,403
May one inquire as to
what you find so amusing?
419
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:56,273
You've got that silly hat
perched on your head
420
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,741
just like you did last night
421
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,777
when you marched
out of that room
422
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,962
with smoke coming
out of your ears.
423
00:18:02,031 --> 00:18:07,000
I believe I left with
my customary dignity.
424
00:18:07,070 --> 00:18:10,504
Oh, by the way...
425
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:16,410
I believe I owe you an apology.
426
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:23,534
I... jumped to a
conclusion last night
427
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:26,620
which I understand was not true.
428
00:18:28,391 --> 00:18:32,393
Well, I guess I owe
you an apology, too.
429
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:34,528
But when I get
hot under the collar
430
00:18:34,597 --> 00:18:38,181
my mouth just flies
off in all directions.
431
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:44,922
Well, perhaps we
were both at fault.
432
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:46,969
Good day, Mrs. Hutchins.
433
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:49,426
Oh, what's your hurry, Judge?
434
00:18:49,496 --> 00:18:50,928
Eh?
435
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:53,664
Well, why don't you just park it
436
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,199
here on the bench
437
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,434
and give it another trial?
438
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,420
Well... Come on.
439
00:19:00,489 --> 00:19:05,258
Perhaps... just for a moment.
440
00:19:05,327 --> 00:19:07,311
It's working!
441
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:10,331
Oh, by the way, Mrs. Hutchins...
442
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,034
Oh, make that
Connie, will you, Hank?
443
00:19:14,103 --> 00:19:15,336
Hank?
444
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,736
Hank.
445
00:19:16,805 --> 00:19:18,505
Hank? Mm-hmm.
446
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,081
Nobody's called me Hank
447
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:30,184
since the first day I
was admitted to the bar.
448
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,155
Well, maybe it's
time they started.
449
00:19:35,224 --> 00:19:36,991
Maybe you're right.
450
00:19:37,059 --> 00:19:39,393
Oh, um, Mrs. Hutchins...
451
00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:42,129
Make it Connie, please, Hank.
452
00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:43,630
Connie.
453
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:47,134
About that question
you asked me yesterday.
454
00:19:47,203 --> 00:19:48,803
Oh? What question was that?
455
00:19:48,871 --> 00:19:52,311
That question about
whether judges always wear
456
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:56,977
their trousers
underneath their robes.
457
00:19:57,046 --> 00:20:01,982
Confidentially, I
once got up so late
458
00:20:02,051 --> 00:20:06,153
I had to wear my
pajamas all day long.
459
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:11,058
I'll bet you thought
you were in night court.
460
00:20:13,562 --> 00:20:16,096
Oh, I'm so sorry.
461
00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:17,881
Let me fix that.
462
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,252
Oh, that's... that's all right.
463
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,320
Thank you.
464
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:31,462
If you'd, um, still like to see
465
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,865
the sights of our fair city,
466
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:39,286
I'd be pleased to
show you around.
467
00:20:39,355 --> 00:20:42,239
That's mighty kind of you, Hank.
468
00:20:42,308 --> 00:20:43,841
I would love to.
469
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:47,706
Well, perhaps we could start
470
00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:51,565
with a drive to the
beach this afternoon
471
00:20:51,633 --> 00:20:53,633
and then, this evening,
472
00:20:53,702 --> 00:20:57,637
there is a string
ensemble playing Mozart.
473
00:20:57,706 --> 00:21:00,040
A string...
474
00:21:00,109 --> 00:21:05,179
Well, there is also
a... what do you call it?
475
00:21:05,247 --> 00:21:07,081
A groovy concert
476
00:21:07,149 --> 00:21:12,253
at some establishment
called the Rock Bottom.
477
00:21:12,321 --> 00:21:14,722
Well, that's more like it, Hank.
478
00:21:14,791 --> 00:21:17,825
You're finally
getting it all together.
479
00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:29,169
Mike, wake up.
480
00:21:31,157 --> 00:21:32,339
What's the matter?
481
00:21:32,408 --> 00:21:34,085
I heard a strange noise.
482
00:21:34,109 --> 00:21:35,242
Oh, honey.
483
00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:37,611
Why is it you always
hear strange noises
484
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:39,146
in the middle of the night
485
00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:41,081
instead of during broad daylight
486
00:21:41,150 --> 00:21:43,450
when I'm awake?
487
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:45,797
Well, maybe I imagined it.
488
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:51,558
I just imagined it, too.
489
00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:53,160
I'll go take a look.
490
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,763
You're not going
down there alone.
491
00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:57,331
I'm going with you.
492
00:22:00,286 --> 00:22:03,254
Listen, if you want
to, you can go first.
493
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,590
Come on.
494
00:22:13,532 --> 00:22:15,031
Mike, I know I heard something.
495
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,177
I heard it, too.
496
00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:17,879
Why do you think I got up
497
00:22:17,903 --> 00:22:20,463
in the middle of the night?
498
00:22:26,128 --> 00:22:28,312
Honey, Grandma is leaving.
499
00:22:28,380 --> 00:22:32,060
Suppose she had
another fight with Grandpa?
500
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,718
Gee, I don't know.
501
00:22:39,174 --> 00:22:40,808
Going somewhere, Grandma?
502
00:22:40,877 --> 00:22:43,589
Sorry, kiddies. Didn't
mean to wake you up.
503
00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,345
Is it because of the judge?
504
00:22:45,414 --> 00:22:46,491
Yep. Sure is.
505
00:22:46,515 --> 00:22:47,792
Something he said?
506
00:22:47,816 --> 00:22:50,467
Yep. That's it, exactly.
507
00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:52,752
What'd he say?
508
00:22:52,821 --> 00:22:54,883
He said, "Let's get hitched."
509
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:56,006
Married?
510
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,509
Yeah. We're
eloping to Las Vegas.
511
00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:02,646
And don't you try to stop us.
512
00:23:02,714 --> 00:23:04,864
Stop you? We
couldn't be happier.
513
00:23:04,933 --> 00:23:07,513
But we'd love to give you a
wedding with all the trimmings.
514
00:23:07,537 --> 00:23:08,647
Can't you wait?
515
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:11,088
Oh, honey, we haven't got time.
516
00:23:11,157 --> 00:23:14,691
At our age, every minute
counts. Right, Hank?
517
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:18,211
But there is one thing
you could do for us.
518
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,659
I'd prefer you kept this quiet.
519
00:23:20,683 --> 00:23:22,994
I'd get a good deal of ribbing
520
00:23:23,018 --> 00:23:25,452
from my chums at the chess club.
521
00:23:26,989 --> 00:23:29,039
Our lips are sealed.
522
00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:31,124
We won't say a word.
523
00:23:31,193 --> 00:23:33,610
Neither will I.
524
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,979
Neither will we.
525
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,817
Well, good-bye, kiddies.
526
00:23:39,885 --> 00:23:42,052
Thanks for everything.
527
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,553
Come on, Hank.
528
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:46,023
Yes, my dear.
529
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:56,100
No. That's wrong.
530
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,980
You use the associative property
531
00:23:58,004 --> 00:23:59,347
instead of the
commutative property.
532
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,704
Oh, sure.
533
00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:02,606
Kids, kids, we got a postcard
534
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,385
from your great-grandma
and grandpa.
535
00:24:04,409 --> 00:24:06,287
Oh, wow. What
does it say, Alice?
536
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:09,713
Let's see... "Hi, everybody,
here we are in Las Vegas...
537
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,649
"Mr. and Mrs. Hank Brady.
538
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,752
"Had a problem with
the justice of the peace
539
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:18,656
when he refused to marry us
without consent of our parents."
540
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:20,936
Oh, wow, that must have
been some wedding. Go on.
541
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,093
"At the wedding...
at the wedding dinner
542
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,262
"we had caviar and champagne.
543
00:24:25,330 --> 00:24:27,665
"That is, he had champagne.
544
00:24:27,733 --> 00:24:31,368
"The waiter refused to
serve me without an ID card.
545
00:24:31,436 --> 00:24:33,303
"I have to say good-bye now
546
00:24:33,372 --> 00:24:37,007
because Hank and I have
a date to go waterskiing."
547
00:24:37,076 --> 00:24:39,076
Waterskiing? I can't believe it.
548
00:24:39,145 --> 00:24:40,678
Me either.
549
00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:43,613
"Tell everybody
they can believe it."
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