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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when
the lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group must
somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Oh, boy. Mm!
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That meat loaf does smell good.
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Yeah, and it will be
just perfect for Marcia
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after her visit to the dentist.
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Last time I went to the dentist,
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the only thing I could
chew was ice cream.
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Marcia, are you all right?
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Mm-hmm.
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Are you in pain?
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Pain?
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You did go to the
dentist today, didn't you?
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Mm-hmm.
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I don't know what he gave her,
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but I'd like some.
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Well, honey, what
did Dr. Gordon say
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about your teeth?
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Dr. Gordon?
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Oh, he's on vacation in Europe.
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I saw Dr. Vogel.
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Dr. Stanley Vogel.
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Oh, you should see him.
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He is far out.
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Dr. Vogel must be
Dr. Gordon's new associate.
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Mm-hmm.
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He has dark, gorgeous
hair, dreamy eyes,
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groovy bell-bottom
pants, neat shoes...
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and he plays the best rock
and roll music in his office.
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What does he use on your teeth,
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a guitar pick?
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What did Dr. Vogel
say about your teeth?
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My teeth?
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Oh, he liked them.
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That's nice.
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Oh, and the best
part's Thursday!
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What's Thursday?
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I get to go back for my filling!
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Boy, that Dr. Vogel
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sounds like the greatest thing
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that's happened to
dentistry since Novocain.
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What are you staring at?
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My teeth.
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Well, you've seen
them before lots of times.
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I know, but they're
different now.
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Hey, listen to this.
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"Are you an old maid at 19?"
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You and those Teentime
Romance magazines.
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Marcia, if I didn't
read this magazine,
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I wouldn't understand
life's problems.
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I wish I was old enough
to have problems.
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Listen. "One way to
achieve a successful marriage
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is for a girl to marry a man..."
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Well, big deal.
Even I know that.
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It's continued, dum-dum.
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"to marry a man who is ten
to 12 years older than she is."
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Hey, that's interesting.
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What else does it say?
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Well, it says that an older man
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will be more stable,
tender and understanding.
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Yeah. That makes sense.
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Maybe that's why
I like Joey Vinton.
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He's an older man. He's 12.
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Cindy, they're not
talking about children.
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They're talking about men.
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They leave out the
most important thing:
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Where do you find older men?
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Well, I guess, if
you're lucky enough,
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you could find one anywhere.
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Maybe even in
a dentist's office.
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You mean that new
dentist, Dr. Vogel?
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How old is he?
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I don't know. 27 or 28.
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Gee, that's old.
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Hey, according to this article,
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he'd be perfect for you.
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There's only one problem.
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To him, I'm just a
mouthful of teeth.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, dear.
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Say, something smells good.
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Yeah, it's my new perfume.
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That's funny 'cause it
smells like meat loaf.
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Ah, yes, his lips are
in the living room,
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but his heart is in the kitchen.
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Ah, yeah. Anything new?
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Yeah. You got a
call from Miss Miller.
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Miss Miller?
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Yes. She has a very
throaty, sexy voice.
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Oh, yeah? What'd she say?
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She said, "Tell Mr. Brady
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he has an
appointment... tomorrow."
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With the dentist.
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Oops. I forgot about that.
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Mm. Gee, my teeth are
beginning to hurt already.
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I know, according to Marcia, you
haven't got a thing to worry about.
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The dentist is a
dreamboat. Oh, yeah?
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Since when is old
Dr. Gordon a dreamboat?
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No, no. It's his
assistant, Dr. Vogel.
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Marcia says
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"When he looks at you
with those big blue eyes
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he's painless."
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Well, I hope his
bill is painless.
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Well, that wasn't
so bad, was it?
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Well, I wouldn't say
I exactly enjoyed it.
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I've had a rougher
time in a barber chair.
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Well, I must be
doing something right.
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You know, my daughter thinks
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you're quite a dentist.
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Well, thanks. She's a
sharp, nice young lady.
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Yeah. She's awarded
you, you know,
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her generation's supreme
compliment: you are groovy.
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I told you she was sharp.
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By the way, does she
ever do any baby-sitting?
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Yeah, sometimes on the weekends.
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Good.
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My wife and I have
a three-year-old
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and we need a
sitter this Friday.
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I'm sure she'd be happy
to if she's available.
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Of course, you have
to supply the essentials.
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Essentials?
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A television set, a refrigerator
and at least one telephone.
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Okay.
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Hey! This is going to
be a neat looking go-cart.
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If we ever get it finished.
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Where'd you get the engine?
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From Mr. Morton's old lawnmower.
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Isn't it neat?
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It's terrific.
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You guys can go for a ride
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and mow the street
at the same time.
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Very funny.
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I was only kidding.
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Can I give you a hand?
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Sure. Thanks.
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We'll give you a ride sometime.
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Thanks, Bobby.
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Hey, Marcia.
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Hmm?
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Uh, I got a message
for you from Eddie Bryan.
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What about?
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We're going
bowling Friday night.
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He wants to take you.
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Well, I guess it's okay.
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What do you mean,
you guess it's okay?
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Eddie Bryan!
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Well, if you ask me,
he's kind of immature.
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What do you mean, immature?
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Just what I said.
He's only a boy.
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Marcia, what are
you talking about?
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He's the same age I am.
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That's what I mean: immature.
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Let's get this thing finished
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so I can run her over.
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Alice, what are you doing?
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I'm listening for
clinks. Clinks?
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Yeah, sometimes I suck up some
loose change and it makes clinks.
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Would you try to
clink up a new sofa?
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Hi, honey. Hi, sweetheart.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hey, quick, tell me, how
was your dental appointment?
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Oh, shade your eyes.
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Oh, I can't stand the glare.
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How is Dr. Vogel?
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You know, Marcia is right:
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he is indeed
charming and groovy.
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Gee, I'm not supposed to
see him for another month,
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but maybe I can get my
appointment pushed up.
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What I need is a couple
of good quick cavities.
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No, sorry, Alice, he's
married and he has a family.
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By the way, you
know, Dr. Vogel asked
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if Marcia could
baby-sit Friday night.
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Yeah, I don't see why not.
Why don't you go ask her.
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She's up in her
room studying. Okay.
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Hi, kids.
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Hi. Hi, honey.
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Say, Marcia, are you
busy Friday night?
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Uh, I have a date, Dad. Why?
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Oh, well, nothing.
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If you're busy,
it's not important.
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Hey, Dad, what's not important?
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Oh, well, Dr. Vogel
wanted to know
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if you were free Friday night,
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but if you're busy, forget it.
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Did you hear that! Oh!
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He wants to know if
I'm busy Friday night!
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He actually noticed you.
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I can't believe it!
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And he's an older man.
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According to Teentime Romance,
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you're the perfect couple.
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I wonder why he
asked Dad and not me.
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Well, that's the way they
always did it in the olden times.
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The boyfriend asked permission
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from the father first.
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Sure. Don't you
watch old movies?
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Oh, an older man noticed me!
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Oh, no. It's terrible. What?
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Well, I have a dentist
appointment tomorrow
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and... I don't have
a thing to wear.
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I think we're all set to try it.
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Good.
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I get the feeling I
forgot something.
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What?
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I forget.
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Here goes.
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Harder.
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This is as hard
as I can pull it.
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I don't know, it's...
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Oh, for crying out
loud, there's no gas.
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That's what I forgot.
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Hey, look at you.
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Do my eyes deceive me?
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You're wearing girl's clothes.
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I have a very
important appointment.
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What kind of appointment?
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It doesn't concern you children.
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La-di-da...
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Just go off and play
with your dumb little toys.
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And the same to you!
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I hope that didn't hurt.
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What didn't hurt?
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The drill.
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Oh, I loved it.
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You can't believe
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how many people
complain, but not you.
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I never complain.
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Rinse, please.
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Well, that's one of the
things I like about you.
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Mm... I love the taste
of your mouthwash.
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By the way, what
about Friday night?
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Did your father mention it?
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Yeah... but I sort
of have a date.
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It's not really a date.
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It's only with Eddie
Bryan, a youth at school.
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Oh. That's too bad.
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I'll have to find someone else.
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I've got tickets for the ballet.
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The ballet?
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You like the ballet?
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I'm mad about it.
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I've never been,
but I'm mad about it.
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Let's see how that looks.
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Open wide, please.
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Uh, I'm sure Eddie
will understand.
262
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I can break a date.
263
00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,005
Just keep opening wide, Marcia.
264
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:16,074
I wouldn't want
you to break a date.
265
00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,686
Well, it's not
anything important.
266
00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:19,443
No, no, no. There
will be other nights.
267
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,512
Wider, please.
268
00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,258
It's okay. I'm sure it is.
269
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,032
You're sure it's no trouble?
270
00:11:24,101 --> 00:11:25,111
Positive.
271
00:11:25,135 --> 00:11:28,036
All right, then... Friday.
272
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,316
I can't stay out
very late, though.
273
00:11:30,340 --> 00:11:31,505
Oh, no problem.
274
00:11:31,574 --> 00:11:33,775
The ballet ought
to be over by 11:00.
275
00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:34,887
Wonderful.
276
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,427
Could you be ready at 7:00?
277
00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,546
Oh, I can be ready even earlier.
278
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:39,748
No, 7:00 is fine.
279
00:11:39,816 --> 00:11:42,801
I'll pick you up at your house.
280
00:11:45,305 --> 00:11:47,672
Wow.
281
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,946
We ought to paint
a number on it...
282
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,213
A really good number.
283
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,760
What do you mean,
a really good number?
284
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:00,752
One like... 99.
285
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,865
What's so great about 99?
286
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,557
Well... if it ever turns
over, then it's 66!
287
00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,770
Hey, how about 66?
288
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,272
If it ever turns
over, it'll be... 99.99.
289
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:11,807
Hey, you guys could make it 88.
290
00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,231
Then if it turns
over it'll still be 88.
291
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,978
Hey, Marcia! Hey! Watch out!
292
00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:17,513
We're trying to
paint this thing.
293
00:12:17,537 --> 00:12:21,405
Really! You children
and your juvenile hobbies.
294
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,606
Children?
295
00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:26,077
Since when did
you get to be so old?
296
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,746
Eh? Speak up, can't hear you.
297
00:12:28,815 --> 00:12:31,315
Greg, would you
come here a minute?
298
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,364
Uh, would you tell
Eddie Bryan that...
299
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,633
I can't go out with
him Friday night?
300
00:12:37,657 --> 00:12:39,057
I have another date.
301
00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,324
You can't do that to him.
302
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,693
I already told him you'd go.
303
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,127
He's already shaved!
304
00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:44,273
I'm sorry,
305
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,737
but I've got more
mature things to do.
306
00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:52,253
Hi, Mom.
307
00:12:52,322 --> 00:12:53,588
Hi.
308
00:12:53,656 --> 00:12:55,089
Uh... Mom?
309
00:12:55,158 --> 00:12:56,257
Yeah?
310
00:12:56,326 --> 00:12:57,936
Did, uh, Dad mention anything
311
00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,339
about Dr. Vogel
and Friday night?
312
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:01,929
Yes, he did mention it.
313
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:03,564
And it's okay?
314
00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,666
Sure. Why not?
315
00:13:04,734 --> 00:13:06,578
It'll be a good
experience for you.
316
00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:09,604
Wow! So, with the
traffic and everything
317
00:13:09,672 --> 00:13:12,773
I may not be home
till about midnight...
318
00:13:12,842 --> 00:13:14,375
and it's still okay?
319
00:13:14,443 --> 00:13:16,388
As long as I know
where you are, dear,
320
00:13:16,412 --> 00:13:17,679
I won't worry.
321
00:13:17,747 --> 00:13:19,675
Oh, Mom, you're the most
322
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:23,050
understanding mother
in the whole world!
323
00:13:25,188 --> 00:13:27,505
What'd I say?
324
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,110
Jan...
325
00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,847
Jan.
326
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:38,649
He did it. What?
327
00:13:38,718 --> 00:13:40,563
He asked me for a date.
328
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,587
Who did?
329
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,454
Dr. Vogel!
330
00:13:43,522 --> 00:13:45,122
Oh, Marcia, your
first older man.
331
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,423
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
332
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,424
Thanks.
333
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,793
Where are you going to meet him?
334
00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:49,905
He's coming here!
335
00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:50,973
Here? Yeah.
336
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,307
Friday night at 7:00.
337
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:54,031
Well, is it all right
with Mom and Dad?
338
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:55,978
Mom said it would
be a good experience!
339
00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,302
Oh, wow, that's great, Marcia!
340
00:13:58,370 --> 00:14:00,137
Too much!
341
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,317
A first date...
342
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:04,742
can lead to a second date...
343
00:14:04,811 --> 00:14:08,045
and then that might
lead to a third...
344
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:12,216
and then... maybe
even going steady...
345
00:14:12,284 --> 00:14:16,420
and that might
lead to... marriage!
346
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:23,094
Imagine... me...
Mrs. Marcia Dentist.
347
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:26,396
Mrs. Marcia Dentist.
348
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:29,133
Mrs. Marcia Dentist!
349
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:33,638
Marcia Brady, do you
promise to love, honor
350
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,305
brush up and down
351
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,520
and see your
dentist twice a year?
352
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,111
I do.
353
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,899
And you, Dr. Dentist, do you
take Marcia for better or worse
354
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:48,936
for cavities, for root canal
work and orthodontia?
355
00:14:49,005 --> 00:14:51,839
I do.
356
00:14:51,908 --> 00:14:57,145
With the powers vested in
me by the Dental Association,
357
00:14:57,213 --> 00:15:00,815
I now pronounce
you wife and dentist.
358
00:15:10,927 --> 00:15:13,461
Marcia?
359
00:15:13,529 --> 00:15:15,263
I'm talking to you.
360
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,608
I guess I was daydreaming.
361
00:15:16,632 --> 00:15:19,700
And what a dream!
362
00:15:19,769 --> 00:15:21,547
Marcia, dinner's
just about ready.
363
00:15:21,571 --> 00:15:24,211
You better get cleaned up. Okay.
364
00:15:27,276 --> 00:15:29,287
Mom, when's
dinner? We're starved!
365
00:15:29,311 --> 00:15:30,911
Any minute now.
366
00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,225
Cindy, would you get me a
couple of napkins, please?
367
00:15:33,249 --> 00:15:34,749
'Kay.
368
00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,713
Well, Alice, I think
we're just about ready.
369
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:41,177
So are the dinner rolls.
370
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:50,815
Mummy.
371
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,435
Oh, mummy, we are
quite ready for dinner.
372
00:15:54,504 --> 00:15:56,637
We're dreadfully hungry.
373
00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:58,589
In a moment, my angels.
374
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:03,127
Oh, mon petit Cindy.
375
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,557
Get me two napkins,
s'il vous plaît.
376
00:16:05,581 --> 00:16:07,765
Oui, Madamoiselle Alice.
377
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,950
And I shall help you.
378
00:16:10,019 --> 00:16:14,254
Ah, Madam, ze children,
they are fantastiques!
379
00:16:14,323 --> 00:16:15,656
A blessing.
380
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,896
Dinner, Marcia.
381
00:16:21,965 --> 00:16:24,765
Marcia!
382
00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:28,435
Oh, uh, uh, I'm coming, Mom.
383
00:16:32,274 --> 00:16:33,474
Hi, honey.
384
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:34,709
Hi, dear.
385
00:16:36,379 --> 00:16:37,812
Boy, you look beat.
386
00:16:37,881 --> 00:16:39,161
Yeah. What a day.
387
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:41,349
Really rough, huh?
388
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:43,845
Well, there's no
pleasing some clients.
389
00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:46,119
Give 'em modern 'cause
they ask for modern,
390
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,404
they want early American.
391
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:49,535
Well, maybe
tomorrow will be better.
392
00:16:49,559 --> 00:16:51,992
I doubt it.
393
00:16:52,062 --> 00:16:54,261
Mm...
394
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:08,793
Hello, my dearest.
395
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,594
Hi, honey.
396
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,874
Mm.
397
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:12,941
Rough day?
398
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,166
Oh, brutal.
399
00:17:15,234 --> 00:17:17,734
The way people thoughtlessly
break appointments.
400
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:22,289
Oh... Rinse. You'll feel better.
401
00:17:22,358 --> 00:17:24,392
I feel better just
being with you.
402
00:17:24,461 --> 00:17:26,177
Patient trouble?
403
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,029
The Levine kid bit me!
404
00:17:28,098 --> 00:17:29,291
Again?
405
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,566
That makes the
third time this month.
406
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,000
And if that wasn't enough,
407
00:17:33,069 --> 00:17:34,235
I spent all afternoon
408
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,970
extracting an impacted molar.
409
00:17:36,038 --> 00:17:38,422
I'm so proud of you, my darling.
410
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,536
Because of you there's one less
411
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,387
impacted molar in the world.
412
00:17:42,411 --> 00:17:45,624
Relax. You're at
home with me now.
413
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,216
Are you sure?
414
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:07,251
That's awful.
415
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,753
Well, I'll have to tell Marcia.
416
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,538
Oh, well, thanks. Bye.
417
00:18:11,608 --> 00:18:13,641
Marcia? Yeah?
418
00:18:13,710 --> 00:18:14,853
Can I talk to you for a minute?
419
00:18:14,877 --> 00:18:15,810
Well, make it short, okay?
420
00:18:15,878 --> 00:18:17,089
I've got to get on this algebra.
421
00:18:17,113 --> 00:18:19,375
Well, I was just talking
to my friend Cathy.
422
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:22,783
And she's got a friend
who has a sister, and...
423
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,362
she was thinking of going out
424
00:18:24,386 --> 00:18:25,987
with a married man. Mm-hmm.
425
00:18:26,055 --> 00:18:27,566
What do you think of that?
426
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,323
Well, I think that's terrible.
427
00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:32,309
But, uh, what if she was
in love with this man?
428
00:18:32,378 --> 00:18:33,738
Well, it still doesn't
make any difference.
429
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:34,829
He's a married man.
430
00:18:34,897 --> 00:18:36,625
But what if she
didn't find that out
431
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,181
till after they fell in love?
432
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:39,330
Well, it's still wrong.
433
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,779
Can you imagine
what kind of life
434
00:18:40,803 --> 00:18:42,886
this poor girl would have?
435
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,522
Hiding in the shadows,
436
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:48,492
waiting by herself as the
clock ticks off the empty hours,
437
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:51,045
doomed to be the
other woman for life!
438
00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,429
That's not for me.
439
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:54,577
I'm glad to hear you say that,
440
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,712
because... he's married.
441
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:57,768
Who's married?
442
00:18:57,836 --> 00:18:59,987
Dr. Vogel, your date.
443
00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,150
He's got a wife, children,
444
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,507
maybe even a dog.
445
00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:06,228
Dr. Vogel?
446
00:19:06,295 --> 00:19:07,575
Yes.
447
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,346
Cathy's parents are friends
448
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:11,082
of Dr. Vogel and his wife.
449
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,950
Are you absolutely positive?
450
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,902
Positive.
451
00:19:14,971 --> 00:19:16,064
What are you going to do?
452
00:19:16,088 --> 00:19:17,788
I don't know.
453
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,868
Hi, Alice.
454
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:21,926
Hi, honey.
455
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,639
Alice, can I talk to you?
456
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,429
Sure, sweetie.
457
00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,698
I mean woman to woman.
458
00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:30,668
Be a little hard for us
to do it any other way.
459
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,970
This is serious.
460
00:19:33,038 --> 00:19:34,271
Oh.
461
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,606
Well, sure, honey.
462
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,408
Here... sit down.
463
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,743
Let's talk.
464
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,826
Well... suppose you
found out something
465
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,260
about your boyfriend Sam.
466
00:19:45,284 --> 00:19:46,884
Like what?
467
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,821
Well... suppose all the
time that you've been dating
468
00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:55,058
Sam's been married
to someone else.
469
00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:58,161
Marcia, do you know
something I don't know?
470
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,098
No! I'm just
supposing, that's all.
471
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:02,344
But what would you do
472
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,296
if you found out
Sam was married?
473
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,120
Well, no butcher better tell me
474
00:20:06,188 --> 00:20:09,223
something like that with a
meat cleaver on the counter.
475
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,012
You're sure we're not
talking about Sam now?
476
00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,104
Oh, positive.
477
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,305
It's some other woman
478
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:14,639
who's facing that problem.
479
00:20:14,663 --> 00:20:15,829
Somebody you know?
480
00:20:15,898 --> 00:20:17,298
Yeah.
481
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:20,067
And I was hoping you
could give her some advice.
482
00:20:20,136 --> 00:20:24,004
Oh, well, I'd say stop
the romance right away.
483
00:20:24,073 --> 00:20:25,022
How?
484
00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:26,440
Well, I'm not sure...
485
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:29,610
My problems with romance
have never been stopping one,
486
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,645
it's always been starting one.
487
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:33,341
I mean, how would
you stop it, Alice?
488
00:20:33,365 --> 00:20:34,609
Would you write him a letter
489
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:35,944
or phone him, or what?
490
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,768
Oh, no. I'd face him with it
491
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,537
right away, face to face!
492
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,466
Get it over with
real quick, huh?
493
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,957
Right.
494
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:44,875
Thanks, Alice.
495
00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,151
Dr. Vogel?
496
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,330
Oh, hi, Marcia.
497
00:20:55,354 --> 00:20:57,065
Uh, did we have an appointment?
498
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,489
No, but I had to
see you at once.
499
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,837
No, don't tell me
that filling came out.
500
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,706
Please, sit in the chair.
501
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,974
Dr. Vogel... I can't
go on like this!
502
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,498
Well, I'm sure you can't.
503
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,999
The pain must be pretty bad.
504
00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,279
I almost couldn't
do my algebra test!
505
00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,604
Marcia, why didn't
you call me at home?
506
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:15,717
That would have even
been more painful.
507
00:21:15,741 --> 00:21:17,007
More painful?
508
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,509
Dr. Vogel, we can't go on
509
00:21:18,577 --> 00:21:20,144
seeing each other like this,
510
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:22,629
even though we
haven't had our first date!
511
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:24,948
Our first date? I... I
know you were afraid
512
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,578
if you told me you were married
513
00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,063
I wouldn't have accepted.
514
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,497
I realize that older men
515
00:21:29,521 --> 00:21:31,771
are attracted to younger girls.
516
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,208
I read Teentime
Romance magazine.
517
00:21:34,276 --> 00:21:36,277
Oh, I can see you do.
518
00:21:36,346 --> 00:21:37,377
Do you mean
519
00:21:37,446 --> 00:21:39,246
the date I asked
your father about?
520
00:21:39,315 --> 00:21:42,549
Yes. It was very gallant of
you to ask his permission.
521
00:21:42,618 --> 00:21:45,419
Oh, I think I understand.
522
00:21:45,488 --> 00:21:48,472
I'm flattered that you
find me attractive, but...
523
00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,524
I couldn't break
up your marriage.
524
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:55,045
Marcia... you're
wiser than your years.
525
00:21:55,113 --> 00:21:58,282
That's why I have to
give you up, Doctor.
526
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,417
If that's what you really want.
527
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,186
That's the way it has to be.
528
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:05,021
I give you back
529
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:08,124
to your wife and your children.
530
00:22:08,193 --> 00:22:10,427
I thank you, Marcia.
531
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,330
My wife and children
thank you, too.
532
00:22:13,398 --> 00:22:14,476
Dr. Vogel?
533
00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:16,678
I think you should know that...
534
00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,313
I'm not ever going to
say anything about this
535
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,915
to my friends or my family.
536
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:24,374
Believe me,
Marcia, I won't either.
537
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,543
Oh, by the way... Yes?
538
00:22:26,612 --> 00:22:30,597
I'll still be in on Wednesday
to have my teeth cleaned.
539
00:22:38,825 --> 00:22:40,124
Greg?
540
00:22:40,193 --> 00:22:41,758
Greg?
541
00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:44,378
I don't know if I
want to talk to a chick
542
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:46,558
who breaks dates
with my friends.
543
00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,983
Does... does Eddie
Bryan have another date
544
00:22:49,051 --> 00:22:50,284
for Friday night yet?
545
00:22:50,353 --> 00:22:52,486
No, thanks to you.
546
00:22:52,554 --> 00:22:54,621
Good. 'Cause I want
to call him right now.
547
00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:56,123
I'd love to go out with him.
548
00:22:56,192 --> 00:22:57,903
Wait a minute, I
thought you said
549
00:22:57,927 --> 00:22:59,571
Eddie was too immature for you.
550
00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:01,828
You know, there's
a lot to be said
551
00:23:01,898 --> 00:23:04,098
for growing old together.
552
00:23:09,255 --> 00:23:10,187
Come on, Marcia!
553
00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:11,622
Would you calm down?
554
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:13,168
Eddie can't hold that bowling
lane all night! Hurry up.
555
00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:14,202
Good night, kids, have fun.
556
00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:15,159
Bye-bye. You, too.
557
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,227
Don't be late.
558
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:17,372
Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.
559
00:23:17,396 --> 00:23:18,540
And drive carefully.
560
00:23:18,564 --> 00:23:19,608
I will.
561
00:23:19,632 --> 00:23:21,510
I wonder what changed her mind
562
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:23,111
about Dr. Vogel tonight.
563
00:23:23,135 --> 00:23:24,712
I don't know, and
she really seemed
564
00:23:24,736 --> 00:23:26,315
to be looking
forward to it, too.
565
00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:29,840
I know why Marcia changed
her mind about Dr. Vogel tonight.
566
00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:30,807
Why?
567
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:32,676
Well...
568
00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,863
I better not tell you.
569
00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:38,766
You're not young enough to know.
570
00:23:42,772 --> 00:23:45,238
Oh, teenagers... by
the time you understand
571
00:23:45,308 --> 00:23:46,674
what they're talking about
572
00:23:46,742 --> 00:23:49,159
they're not teenagers anymore.
573
00:24:08,897 --> 00:24:12,216
This thing's never
going to work.
574
00:24:16,138 --> 00:24:17,838
I've about had it.
575
00:24:17,906 --> 00:24:19,184
Where are we going
to get a new motor?
576
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,785
Next time, I'll handle it.
577
00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:31,418
Hey, um, guys... Um... uh...
578
00:24:31,487 --> 00:24:32,586
Stop... stop it!
579
00:24:32,655 --> 00:24:34,554
Hey, look!
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