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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Hi, Mom.
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Hi, honey.
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How was school today?
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Okay.
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Alice made some of your
favorite cookies if you're hungry.
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Good, I am.
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Mm... here, this is for you.
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Oh.
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Hey, it's an invitation to
Lucy Winter's birthday party.
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Who opened it?
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I did, but it wasn't my fault.
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Look at the envelope.
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"Marcia Brady"?
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How come my invitation
was addressed to you?
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I don't know.
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Lucy's your friend,
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so I called her
and checked it out.
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Well, what did she say?
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Well, you know, just
one of those things.
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She made a mistake
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and put my name
instead of yours.
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Mom?
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Yes, honey?
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Did you hear about
Lucy Winter's invitation?
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Well, I did hear
Marcia calling about it.
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Why does this
always happen to me?
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Why does what always happen?
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People are always
forgetting who I am.
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I'm always Marcia's
younger sister
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or Cindy's older sister.
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I'm in the middle
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and being in the middle
is like being invisible.
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Oh, Jan, I really think you're
making too much out of this.
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I mean, after all,
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you are the one who
was invited to the party.
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They won't even know I'm there.
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Jan Brady will, that's who.
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Sure, Peter, just a minute.
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Peter, what is it you want?
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Well, I was wondering
if I could have
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an advance on my allowance.
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Advance on your allowance?
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I just gave you your
allowance for this week.
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Well, I was thinking more
like an advance on next week's.
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What happened to this week's?
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Well, I saw the chance
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for a really great
business deal,
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so I leant everything
I had to Jan...
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Four dollars and 49 cents...
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at 20% interest.
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What does Jan need
all that money for?
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She didn't say.
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Well, what do you
need the money for?
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Well, I was invited
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to Lucy Winter's
birthday party, too.
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So I guess I better
get her a present.
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Well, that's probably what
Jan wanted the money for.
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How much do you need?
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Mm... 49 cents.
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49 cents? Why exactly 49 cents?
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Well, I figure that's
how much she spent
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on my birthday present, so I
don't want to embarrass her
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by getting her
something too good.
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Well, that's very
considerate, Peter.
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Here, you owe me a penny.
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Got it all ready.
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There.
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Thanks.
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Look at that.
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Good-bye, Peter.
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Are you looking
for someone, dear?
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Oh, no, ma'am.
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I'm looking for a wig.
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You mean for yourself?
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Yes, ma'am.
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I think your own hair is nice.
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I love it.
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I don't know why
you'd want to change it.
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I think you'd probably know why
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if you had two blonde
sisters at home.
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Oh, I see the problem.
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We want a complete
change, do we?
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Yes, ma'am, that's what we want.
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Well, now, what style
wig did you have in mind?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Something crazy... kind of
like the style you're wearing.
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It's my own hair.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Not half as sorry as I am.
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Well, now let's see
what we've got here.
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There's "Early Rust," "Pompeii
Pumice," "Lunar Dust..."
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Here's... no.
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Hey, this one's kind of nice.
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Oh, yes, that's your
"Midnight Temptress."
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Listen, now don't you think
it's a little, uh... mature?
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Well, I'm older
than I look... I'm 12.
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That old. You
carry it very well.
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Oh, thank you.
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"Midnight Temptress," huh?
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That's right.
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Well, I don't think
I'll be up that late.
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Do you mind if I
kind of look around?
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Oh, not at all.
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And listen, with each
and every purchase,
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you get a free styrofoam head.
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Hey, that one's
kind of different.
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No, no, no, no.
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I wouldn't recommend that.
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Why not?
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It's a handbag, and it
should be over here.
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Helen! Helen, how many
times do I have to tell you?
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Never mix the
merchandise, Helen.
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It's tacky.
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Well, I'll just keep looking.
It's so embarrassing for me.
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A little girl almost
walked out of the store
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wearing this on her head.
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Cindy, what are you looking for?
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Hair ribbons.
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I can't go to over to
Ginny's house without them
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or she'll get mad.
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Why?
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Because they're
her hair ribbons.
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We swapped yesterday.
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When was the last
time you saw them?
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Last night when I took them off.
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Hey, maybe they're
in the bathroom.
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Whoever it is, I'm in here.
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Jan, let me in.
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I have to get my hair ribbons.
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Come back later.
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Come on, Jan, open up!
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You let us in.
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Grab her.
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Jan, what happened?
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The top of your
head turned black.
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Don't be silly, it's a wig.
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Where'd you get that?
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Oh, I bought it this morning.
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What do you think?
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Jan, I think it looks awful.
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Who asked for your opinion?
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Oh, I've always liked
this dress on Jan.
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You, too, huh?
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Mm-hmm... Yeah, I agree.
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Well, I hope we
got it right this time.
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Honey, have you seen those
blueprints I brought home?
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Alice, have you seen
Mr. Brady's blueprints?
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She says they're
upstairs in the bedroom.
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How could you
tell what she said?
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Oh, very simple.
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Women.
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Honey, listen, if
you're going upstairs,
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would you send Jan down?
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I want her to try this on again.
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Jan, you can't wear that
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to Lucy Winter's birthday party.
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I don't see why not.
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Because you'll look like
some kind of kook, that's why.
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You're just jealous, Marcia.
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Well, I'm not jealous.
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Wait till my friends
at the party see me.
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You know what they'll say?
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Mm-hmm, I can think of
a lot of things they'll say.
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Very funny. They'll
say that for the first time
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they've seen the real Jan Brady.
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Jan?
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Uh-oh, that's Dad.
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I don't want Mom
or Dad to see me
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before I'm all set.
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Then you'd better
get ready in a hurry.
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Yeah.
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Jan?
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Yes, Dad?
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Your mother wants you.
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Do you mean now?
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Yes.
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Right now?
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Yes. That's what
I said, right now.
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You mean this very minute, now?
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This very minute, now.
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It's my hair... I can't
do a thing with it.
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Hey, when's Peter coming back?
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I don't know. He went
to buy a present for Lucy.
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I got something
I'd better tell him.
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What?
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Guess who's going to be
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at Lucy Winter's party?
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Who?
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Margie Wipple...
Her brother told me.
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The one Peter says is
always chasing after him?
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Yeah, making those goofy
eyes at him and all that mush.
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He's going to love seeing her.
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We'd better warn him
when he gets back.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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What would happen
if we didn't tell him
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Margie Wipple was
going to be there?
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Then he wouldn't know
till he got to the party.
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And spend the whole time
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with Margie chasing
after him... get it?
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That'd be a dirty
trick to play on him.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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You wanted to see me, Mom?
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Jan I thought you washed
your hair yesterday.
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Oh, I did, but, uh,
it needed it again.
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Well, come on over here.
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I want to check
the length on this.
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Couldn't we do it later?
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Jan, honey, if you're going
to wear this to the party,
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we've got to do it right now.
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Okay.
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Come on.
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Here, Alice, you hold it up
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and I'll take a look.
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Okay. Oh, you're really
going to knock 'em dead
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at that party in this
dress. Thank you.
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Looks great... goes so
well with your blond hair.
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Hold still, Jan.
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Oh, I think it looks fine, huh?
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Mm, just right.
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Mom, can we have a...
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Hey, what are you
supposed to be, a swami?
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Very funny.
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What's a swami?
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It's like a fortune teller.
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Tell us, swami,
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what do you see
in your crystal ball?
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Yeah, tell our fortunes.
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Oh, stop that.
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What's the matter?
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Did you lose your mystic powers?
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Maybe they're under her hat.
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Jan!
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What on earth?
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What's so funny?!
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Nothing, nothing...
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if you want to look
like Davy Crockett!
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What's going on in here?
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She looks like she's got a skunk
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sleeping on top of her head.
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Go away! Just leave me alone!
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Greg, Bobby, that's enough.
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Here, Mrs. Brady.
265
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:41,402
Come on, guys.
266
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:43,954
I'll play you a
game of two on one.
267
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:47,592
I don't see what's so
funny about my wig.
268
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,337
Jan, where did you get that?
269
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:51,562
I bought it.
270
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:52,863
With my own money.
271
00:13:52,932 --> 00:13:54,431
Why?
272
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,850
Because I want to wear it.
273
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:58,002
I want to wear it all
the time from now on.
274
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,437
Honey, why?
275
00:14:00,506 --> 00:14:01,756
I want to be me.
276
00:14:01,824 --> 00:14:04,091
I'm tired of looking
like everyone else.
277
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,493
I want to be Jan Brady.
278
00:14:05,562 --> 00:14:08,579
But, honey, Jan
Brady has blond hair.
279
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:10,448
Nobody notices that Jan Brady,
280
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,934
but they'll sure
notice this Jan Brady.
281
00:14:13,003 --> 00:14:14,981
Jan, a person doesn't
make himself different
282
00:14:15,005 --> 00:14:17,165
just by putting on a wig.
283
00:14:17,707 --> 00:14:19,440
It's what's inside that counts,
284
00:14:19,508 --> 00:14:21,075
not the color of your hair.
285
00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:23,322
Well, then, if the color
of my hair doesn't matter,
286
00:14:23,346 --> 00:14:24,846
why can't I be a brunette?
287
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:27,682
Well, honey...
Please can I wear it?
288
00:14:27,751 --> 00:14:30,250
Please... just to
Lucy Winter's party.
289
00:14:30,319 --> 00:14:33,371
Well... if it means
so much to you.
290
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:37,442
And if it's okay
with your father.
291
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,179
Okay.
292
00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:41,612
Oh, thanks, you'll see.
293
00:14:41,681 --> 00:14:44,648
Things will be different
for me as a brunette.
294
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:59,230
I bet I'm the hit of
Lucy's party tonight.
295
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,332
How do you think Kitty
Karry-All would look
296
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,600
with black hair?
297
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,846
The same as Jan... silly.
298
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,970
You think you're so smart.
299
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,540
All you'd have to do is
take a look at the three of us.
300
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,119
Which one do you think
people would notice?
301
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:13,877
Me... I'm the shortest.
302
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,733
Pliers.
303
00:15:20,703 --> 00:15:23,204
Does this look like pliers?
304
00:15:23,272 --> 00:15:24,805
Mm-mm.
305
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:27,709
Hi.
306
00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:28,787
Hi. Hi.
307
00:15:31,614 --> 00:15:33,480
What's so funny?
308
00:15:34,784 --> 00:15:36,216
Nothing.
309
00:15:39,655 --> 00:15:40,771
What are you doing?
310
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,773
What does it look
like I'm doing?
311
00:15:42,842 --> 00:15:44,402
I'm going to wrap
Lucy Winter's present.
312
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:47,479
Oh, that's right.
313
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,679
The party is tonight.
314
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:49,892
That ought to be a lot of fun.
315
00:15:49,916 --> 00:15:52,716
Yeah... fun.
316
00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:57,822
What's the matter with him?
317
00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,123
Nothing.
318
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:01,259
He's just got the giggles.
319
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,445
Okay... something's up.
320
00:16:04,514 --> 00:16:05,847
What is it?
321
00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,483
Nothing at all.
322
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:09,917
Come on, Bobby,
you know something.
323
00:16:09,986 --> 00:16:10,918
Tell me.
324
00:16:10,987 --> 00:16:11,919
No, I don't.
325
00:16:11,988 --> 00:16:12,920
I'll tickle you.
326
00:16:12,989 --> 00:16:14,233
No!
327
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,657
Tell me. No!
328
00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:16,791
Talk!
329
00:16:16,860 --> 00:16:18,070
Stop tickling.
330
00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,694
Not until you tell me.
331
00:16:19,763 --> 00:16:21,306
All right, all right, all right.
332
00:16:21,330 --> 00:16:22,730
I'll tell you.
333
00:16:22,799 --> 00:16:24,777
Somebody is going
to be at the party.
334
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:25,801
Who?
335
00:16:25,869 --> 00:16:26,869
Somebody.
336
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:28,102
Who?!
337
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,004
Margie... Margie Wipple!
338
00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,423
Oh, no.
339
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,840
No... You'll have
a great time, Pete.
340
00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:39,596
Yeah, great, with her chasing me
341
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,498
and making dumb faces all night?
342
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:42,583
I'm not going.
343
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,652
You gotta go.
344
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:46,765
You can't promise
to go and take Jan
345
00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,190
and then not do it... not unless
you were sick or something.
346
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,376
Yeah, well, just the same, I...
347
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,398
What's the matter?
348
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:02,786
Boy... am I
beginning to feel sick.
349
00:17:15,485 --> 00:17:17,563
So I thought you'd
better take a look at Peter.
350
00:17:17,587 --> 00:17:18,952
Yeah. He doesn't sound good.
351
00:17:19,021 --> 00:17:20,065
He's kind of moaning.
352
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,089
And groaning.
353
00:17:21,157 --> 00:17:22,089
When did this happen?
354
00:17:22,158 --> 00:17:23,090
Just a little while ago.
355
00:17:23,159 --> 00:17:24,258
All of the sudden.
356
00:17:24,327 --> 00:17:27,094
Never a dull moment around here.
357
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,759
Peter, what's wrong?
358
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,838
I don't know.
359
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,590
I just don't feel so good.
360
00:17:45,614 --> 00:17:47,726
It kind of hit him
all of a sudden.
361
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:48,994
Yeah, like lightning.
362
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:52,720
I think you boys
better leave us alone.
363
00:17:52,789 --> 00:17:54,069
Sure, Dad.
364
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,023
Where does it hurt, Peter?
365
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,213
Kind of all over.
366
00:18:02,281 --> 00:18:04,482
It's sort of a traveling pain.
367
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:06,217
When did it start?
368
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:08,035
Just a little while ago.
369
00:18:08,103 --> 00:18:12,206
I guess I'll have to miss
Lucy Winter's terrific party.
370
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,876
It's that bad, is it?
371
00:18:15,944 --> 00:18:18,613
Yeah, I'll have
to miss it all right.
372
00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,965
Boy, am I unhappy about that.
373
00:18:22,285 --> 00:18:24,451
Yes, we can see that.
374
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,839
Mike, don't you think
we better call the doctor.
375
00:18:28,658 --> 00:18:30,658
Oh... yeah, right away.
376
00:18:30,727 --> 00:18:31,776
Doctor?
377
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:33,143
Well, I'll be all right.
378
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,729
See, I can sit up a little.
379
00:18:35,998 --> 00:18:37,431
Dear, I really think it's better
380
00:18:37,499 --> 00:18:38,632
if you stay in bed.
381
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,896
At least for a couple of days.
382
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,220
But I have a ball game tomorrow.
383
00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,589
Not if you're sick.
384
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,892
Wait, I'll be all right.
385
00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:50,310
I feel much better now.
386
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,097
I'm sorry, Peter, but we
can't take any chances.
387
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,114
Look.
388
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:56,517
I'm not sick anymore, see?
389
00:18:58,004 --> 00:19:00,053
Can I play in the game
tomorrow? Please?
390
00:19:00,122 --> 00:19:03,224
Well... just to make
sure you're okay, Peter,
391
00:19:03,292 --> 00:19:04,925
you can take your sister
392
00:19:04,993 --> 00:19:07,194
to Lucy Winter's birthday party.
393
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:08,995
If you're okay after that,
394
00:19:09,064 --> 00:19:10,447
then you can play.
395
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:12,494
That's a good idea, Mike.
396
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:14,846
I know Peter would just hate
397
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:16,520
to miss that party.
398
00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:20,158
Yeah, I can hardly wait.
399
00:19:22,996 --> 00:19:25,062
Come on, Peter.
400
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,609
What's the matter with you?
401
00:19:26,633 --> 00:19:28,176
You act like you were going
402
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,478
to the electric chair.
403
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,802
It'd be better than
facing that Margie.
404
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:34,104
I think I'll lock
myself in a closet.
405
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,251
Well, you may not
have a good time,
406
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,076
but the new Jan Brady
is going to be a smash.
407
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,779
Now, you go first and
sort of announce me.
408
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:44,368
I want to make a big entrance.
409
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,490
Oh, hi, Peter.
410
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,034
Hi, Lucy, happy birthday.
411
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:54,058
Thank you.
412
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,726
Margie, Peter is here!
413
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,339
Did you have to do that?
414
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,396
Hi, Peter.
415
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,597
How are you?
416
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,267
Where's Jan?
417
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:05,002
Oh, okay, everybody!
418
00:20:05,071 --> 00:20:08,105
Here's my sister,
the new Jan Brady!
419
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,609
Hi, there.
420
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,446
Happy birthday, Lucy.
421
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,525
Hi, Margie.
422
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,598
Hi.
423
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,852
Jan, that's terrific.
424
00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,103
Thanks.
425
00:20:23,172 --> 00:20:24,988
That's the funniest joke
426
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,473
you've ever played.
427
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:31,261
You really look funny.
428
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:37,501
Hey! That'd be
great for Halloween.
429
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,738
Halloween?
430
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,640
Yeah, Halloween.
431
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,414
What's the matter with her?
432
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,851
Lucy, she didn't
mean it to be a joke.
433
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,753
You mean, she wasn't kidding?
434
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:56,887
Nope.
435
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:18,142
Oh, honey, wasn't that good?
436
00:21:18,211 --> 00:21:20,944
Is that over?
437
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:23,180
"Is it over?"
438
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:26,650
You were the one
who wanted to watch it!
439
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,497
Sure. It was one of
my favorite shows.
440
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:30,687
Oh, I'm gonna get you.
441
00:21:40,950 --> 00:21:43,470
Jan...?
442
00:21:45,154 --> 00:21:46,253
Hi, there.
443
00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,490
Honey, what's the matter?
444
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:51,736
They laughed at me.
445
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,672
They thought my wig was a joke.
446
00:21:53,696 --> 00:21:56,530
Oh, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
447
00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:59,327
Mom, Dad, you were right.
448
00:21:59,351 --> 00:22:00,596
I guess I do look
449
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:03,053
like some kind of
a freak in this thing.
450
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:06,056
Honey, you just
don't look like you.
451
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,410
Well, Jan, your friends
like you the way you are.
452
00:22:09,478 --> 00:22:11,962
I sure wasted my
money on that thing.
453
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:15,832
Oh, well... I'm not so sure.
454
00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:19,581
Maybe you learned a
valuable lesson very cheaply.
455
00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:22,968
Why didn't you wait, Jan?
456
00:22:22,992 --> 00:22:23,924
I would have walked you home.
457
00:22:23,993 --> 00:22:26,126
Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Brady.
458
00:22:26,195 --> 00:22:28,295
Hi, Lucy. Hello, girls.
459
00:22:28,364 --> 00:22:29,980
Jan, we're really sorry.
460
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,616
We didn't mean to
hurt your feelings.
461
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,418
We thought the
wig had to be a joke.
462
00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:36,520
Your own hair, it's so pretty.
463
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,189
We all envy it.
464
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:39,323
You do?
465
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:40,691
Will you come back
466
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:42,559
to the party with us, please?
467
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:47,147
Well... Oh, honey,
why don't you?
468
00:22:47,216 --> 00:22:52,119
Well... I'd like to, I guess.
469
00:22:52,188 --> 00:22:53,203
Okay.
470
00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:55,089
Come on.
471
00:23:00,495 --> 00:23:01,895
Hey, come on, Peter.
472
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,330
No chance.
473
00:23:03,399 --> 00:23:06,583
Hey, Peter, I thought
we had an agreement.
474
00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:11,272
Oh, yeah... Okay, I'll go.
475
00:23:15,244 --> 00:23:16,371
Yeah, he's shy.
476
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,028
Like father, like son.
477
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:20,130
Like heck.
478
00:23:41,370 --> 00:23:43,170
Ah!
479
00:23:47,109 --> 00:23:50,227
Oh, uh... Uh... I-I didn't...
480
00:23:51,813 --> 00:23:53,881
Jan gave it to me.
481
00:23:53,949 --> 00:23:56,299
What do you think, Mrs. Brady?
482
00:23:56,368 --> 00:24:01,705
Oh... oh, well, I,
uh, think it's, uh...
483
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:05,375
Well... what I
mean is, it's, uh...
484
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:07,623
Well... what do you think, Mike?
485
00:24:07,647 --> 00:24:11,649
Uh, uh... well...
I think it's, uh...
486
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,835
I mean... it's certainly
got a lot of, uh...
487
00:24:14,904 --> 00:24:18,789
I think I need a third opinion.
488
00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,959
Alice, what do you think?
489
00:24:23,562 --> 00:24:24,628
It's unanimous.
490
00:24:26,248 --> 00:24:31,251
Oh, well... I can always shave
it and use it for a shower cap.
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