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♪ Here's the story ♪
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♪ Of a lovely lady ♪
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♪ Who was bringing up ♪
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♪ Three very lovely girls ♪
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♪ All of them had hair of gold ♪
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♪ Like their mother ♪
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♪ The youngest one in curls ♪
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♪ It's the story of a
man named Brady ♪
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♪ Who was busy with
three boys of his own ♪
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♪ They were four
men living all together ♪
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♪ Yet they were all alone ♪
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♪ Till the one day when ♪
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♪ The lady met this fellow ♪
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♪ And they knew that it was
much more than a hunch ♪
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♪ That this group ♪
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♪ Must somehow form a family ♪
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♪ That's the way we all
became the Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ The Brady Bunch ♪
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♪ That's the way we
became the Brady Bunch. ♪
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Bobby, keep your eyes open.
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They are, but it's
dark under here.
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Hey, I didn't get to run.
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That's cause you lost the ball.
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The other side's got it now.
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Why don't you sit down, Bobby.
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Go out, Peter.
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I want to play.
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Okay. Go chase the ball.
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Hey, let's have it.
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Wow, look what I found.
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Wow!
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Hey, it's full of tens
and 20s and 50s.
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It's a fortune!
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Now aren't you glad I played?
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850...
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900... Hey, don't touch.
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950... $1,000... 1,050...
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Boy, that's a million
weeks' allowance.
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Whoever lost it must be
out of their minds with worry.
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$1,100.
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Wow.
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With that kind of loot,
I'll tape my trick knee.
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We'll form a league and
play every vacant lot in town.
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Oh, I can't imagine who would
carry this much cash around.
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There must have been
a very special reason.
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Mom, that's the third time
you looked through that.
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There's no
identification in there.
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Well, Greg, it has to
belong to somebody.
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Yeah, me.
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You?! Why you?
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'Cause I'm the
one that found it.
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Well, I'm the one that
missed it so you could find it.
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I'm the one who threw it
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so you could miss
it so he could find it.
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And I'm the one
who's your mother,
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so can I get into this argument?
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Please, mom.
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We all found it.
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So it belongs to all of us.
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Uh-uh, finders keepers.
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I'm the one who said let's
go to the lot in the first place.
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Greg... Yes, mom?
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Hello. Mr. Brady, please.
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What are you calling Dad for?
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I just thought you'd
like to tell your father
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that you and your
brothers struck gold
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and how you're
going to share it.
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Sure.
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Brady.
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Dad?
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Yeah. Greg, what's
up, anything wrong?
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Oh, no, everything's groovy.
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Look, I'm a little
jammed up right now.
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Dad, you'll never
guess what happened.
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Greg, could it wait till later?
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Well, I suppose
it could, but, see,
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we were playing football
in a lot Mm-hmm. That so?
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Yeah, and we found $1,100.
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Um, that's fine, Greg.
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Look, I'll talk to you later.
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Give my love to your
mother, okay? Good-bye.
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$1,100.
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And that ain't hay.
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What is it you kids call
money nowadays, "bread"?
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That is a lot of bread.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Downstairs to see the bread!
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Hey, wait a minute,
you're not finished yet.
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Let's see now, you
bring down the two...
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that's two-sixths,
and that's six-thirds.
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We can let the boys have that.
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What are you
figuring, Lady Einstein?
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Well, you divide $1,100
by six... that $183.33
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for each of us, and a third.
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If you're so good at figuring,
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how come you only
got a C-plus in math?
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This isn't math, this is money.
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And you think the boys
are going to want to share.
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Why shouldn't they?
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Sure. You know what
dad's always saying
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about a family should be
one for all and all for one.
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And we're one big, happy family.
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We're their loving sisters,
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and they're our loving brothers.
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Besides, we're giving them
the two extra pennies, aren't we?
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Oh, you girls are
generous to a fault.
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Wow. That's $183 and 33 cents...
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for each of the six of us.
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Let's see, now,
there'd be $366.66
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for each of the three of us.
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Three goes into 11...
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Hey, don't worry,
I got it right.
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Hey, you can't
divide 1,100 by three.
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Why not?
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There's stuff left over.
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Two-thirds of a cent.
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Well, that's money.
Let's flip for it.
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Who is it?
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It's your loving sisters.
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Aw, let them in.
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That's sure a lot of money.
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Yeah.
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What were you
blocking the door for?
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Well... With all this
money around...
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Yeah, what happens
if nobody were home
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while we were all at school?
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And some crooks break in?
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Or robbers?
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We were trying to find a
good, safe hiding place.
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That's a good idea, brother.
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We wouldn't want anything
to happen to our money.
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Your money?!
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It's our money.
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You mean you won't share it?
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With your loving sisters?
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We all love each other,
and that's a lot of bread.
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Well, gee, none of you were
even there when we found it.
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We'd share the
money if we found it.
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Well, we wouldn't expect you to.
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Well, if the Brady boys
are going to be selfish,
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then the Brady girls just
aren't going to talk to them.
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Well, it's going to
be mighty difficult
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living in the same house not
talking to each other, isn't it?
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But it's not our fault, Dad.
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We'd share.
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Hold it!
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I am going to put an end to
this problem, here and now.
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The wallet.
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Please.
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What are you going
to do with it, Dad?
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I am going to turn it over
to the police department,
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because that's where
people usually go
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when they lose something,
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hoping that somebody
honest is going to turn it in.
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Even if there's
no identification?
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Peter, I.D. or no I.D.,
we know it's not ours.
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Don't we?
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You're absolutely right, Dad.
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I couldn't agree more.
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Me, too.
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Good-bye, girls.
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Good-bye. CINDY: Good-bye!
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But what if nobody claims it?
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Then it's ours, isn't it?
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Now, look, Greg...
Well, isn't it?
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If nobody claims it.
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Well, somebody will, of course.
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Yeah, but that's not the point.
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I don't like what the
money is doing to the boys.
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Well, the girls
aren't helping any
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by not talking to them.
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Yeah. I suppose that's my fault.
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After all I've said
about "all for one."
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Well, let's not be
unfair to the boys.
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I mean, after all, they are
the ones who found the money.
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You know what?
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You're bending over
backwards to favor the boys.
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Well, you're doing a little
bending yourself, Mr. Brady.
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Now, what I think we
should do with the money is...
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Yes, Mrs. Brady?
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I'm as bad as the kids.
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The money doesn't
even belong to us.
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That's what I keep saying.
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Somebody will claim it.
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And as for the kids, well,
you know how they are.
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In no time, they'll forget
they weren't speaking.
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See?
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Well, that takes care
of the juice, Alice.
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Now, if you can handle
the cereal department,
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I'm going to see
what's going on upstairs.
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Right.
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Howdy, partner.
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Howdy, ma'am.
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You ready for chow?
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Yup.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi.
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Hi, Alice.
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Hi. Hi.
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Hi. We're not supposed to talk.
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I can talk if I want to.
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Okay. But I'm
not talking to you.
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That's what you
are doing, Cindy.
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I was not.
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Was I?
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Look, let's have a
little less not talking
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and a little more eating.
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Good morning, Alice.
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Morning.
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Good morning, Alice. - Morning.
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You here for looking or eating?
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Alice, can you tell some people
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they're blocking
the refrigerator
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and other people are hungry?
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Marcia, your brother says
will you please excuse him.
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Some people are
not only selfish,
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they won't even wait their turn.
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Hey, where's Greg?
He wasn't upstairs.
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He's on the phone.
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Okay, well, I was
just wondering.
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Thank you very much.
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That's a lot of money.
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I'll keep in touch. Good-bye.
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Oh, hi, Pete.
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Who were you talking to?
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The police. I wanted to see
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if anybody'd picked
the money up.
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Well, did they?
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No, it's still there.
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That means maybe
we're going to get it.
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Don't count on it.
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Read this.
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"Found: brown and
white cocker spaniel."
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So what does that
got to do with it?
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No, no, no, the next one.
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Oh. "Lost: brown wallet..."
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That's it.
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Containing large sum
of money. Reward."
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What did you have to
go and read that for?
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I couldn't help it.
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The paper was sitting
right here by the phone.
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There's a number to call.
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I know.
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Gee. If only we
hadn't looked at it.
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But we did.
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Yeah.
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If we call, we could
lose the money.
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Should we call or shouldn't we?
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That's the question.
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What's the answer?
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I don't know.
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Are you with me?
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All the way.
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And you know the consequences.
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Yup.
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Okay, we call.
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Don't give it away now.
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Make him tell you
exactly where he lost it.
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And how many
$50 bills there were.
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I will, I will.
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00:11:38,431 --> 00:11:40,142
Oh, how many bills were there?
263
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,216
I don't know.
264
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:46,270
Sir?
265
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:49,707
I'm calling about the
lost wallet you advertised.
266
00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:52,192
And if you'll just tell
me what it looks like...
267
00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:54,729
Brown, huh?
268
00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,898
It's worn, old.
269
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,666
Lots of bills.
270
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:02,336
$220?!
271
00:12:02,405 --> 00:12:03,471
Sir, I'm happy to t...
272
00:12:03,540 --> 00:12:05,923
I mean, I'm sorry to tell you,
273
00:12:05,992 --> 00:12:07,525
but this isn't your wallet.
274
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:08,610
Good-bye.
275
00:12:08,678 --> 00:12:11,412
Boy, it sure pays to be honest.
276
00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,764
Yeah, it sure does.
277
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:15,399
And I'm proud of both of you.
278
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,979
But I already called that ad.
279
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,302
You called?
280
00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:20,883
Mm-hmm. That's why
the paper's near the phone.
281
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,239
You know something, Dad?
282
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,842
I feel it... that money's
going to be ours.
283
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,694
Mm-hmm. It might.
284
00:12:26,763 --> 00:12:29,192
Might? It's already
been a whole day.
285
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,465
And nobody even called
the police... I checked.
286
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:34,001
Well, people don't
always go to the police.
287
00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:36,904
That's why I put an ad
of my own in the paper.
288
00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:39,707
You put one in?
289
00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,142
About our money?
290
00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:42,994
About the money you found.
291
00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:45,146
What did you say in the ad?
292
00:12:45,214 --> 00:12:47,432
Well, just whoever
lost a wallet,
293
00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,934
call us up and identify it.
294
00:12:50,002 --> 00:12:51,969
Now, that ought
to bring results.
295
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,030
Hello.
296
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:21,365
Yes.
297
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:23,601
Could you describe it?
298
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,737
Mm-hmm.
299
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,171
Mm-hmm.
300
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,940
Mm-hmm.
301
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,808
Uh-uh. Wrong wallet.
302
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,305
Yes, that... that
is a lot of money
303
00:14:02,359 --> 00:14:04,525
and I'm sure you do need it.
304
00:14:05,795 --> 00:14:08,929
I'd like to help
you, I really would.
305
00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:12,533
Well, it just isn't
the wallet we found.
306
00:14:12,602 --> 00:14:16,804
I'm sorry, I-I'm
really very sorry.
307
00:14:16,873 --> 00:14:20,241
Ah! Darned onions. Oh!
308
00:14:28,985 --> 00:14:30,195
Hi, Alice.
309
00:14:30,219 --> 00:14:32,899
Hi. Hey... hey is
something wrong, Alice?
310
00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:36,290
Alice, I've told you,
311
00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:38,037
peel the onions
under the cold water.
312
00:14:38,061 --> 00:14:40,678
What, and miss a good cry?
313
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:43,447
Hey, any calls about the wallet?
314
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,199
Yeah, 18.
315
00:14:45,268 --> 00:14:48,702
And some fascinating guesses.
316
00:14:48,771 --> 00:14:51,438
Are you ready for plaid cowhide?
317
00:14:51,507 --> 00:14:53,658
Yeah, got to expect
some ding-a-lings,
318
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,260
but I refuse to be cynical.
319
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,573
Hi, Mom, hi, Dad.
320
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:58,730
Hi.
321
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,876
Hi, mom, dad. Is
the money still safe?
322
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,244
Yes, O mighty King Midas.
323
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:03,713
We'll get it any day now.
324
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,036
Well, you know the police
325
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,088
can hold onto it
for a long time.
326
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:08,488
The law says six months.
327
00:15:08,557 --> 00:15:09,837
Yeah, six months.
328
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,392
Oh? Really?
329
00:15:12,461 --> 00:15:15,663
Unless, of course,
you assume liability.
330
00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:18,148
That's very interesting,
Peter, go on.
331
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,728
Well, if you sign for it,
332
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,186
we can ask the police to
give us the wallet right now,
333
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:24,199
and hold it ourselves
six months in the bank,
334
00:15:24,223 --> 00:15:25,356
and collect the interest.
335
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:26,974
That's how it works.
336
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:31,245
Where in the world did
you get all this information?
337
00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:32,830
Joey's dad told me.
338
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,232
Joey's Peter's friend.
339
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,750
His dad picked him up
at school and I asked him.
340
00:15:36,819 --> 00:15:38,152
He's a lawyer.
341
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,283
Well, we certainly appreciate
342
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:43,402
your checking this
out so thoroughly.
343
00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,087
That's okay. Just let me know
344
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,845
how you want to handle it, Dad.
345
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,249
There they go...
346
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,303
Howard Hughes and J. Paul Getty.
347
00:15:57,072 --> 00:15:59,740
Oh, all those kids
think about is money
348
00:15:59,809 --> 00:16:01,019
since they found that wallet.
349
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:02,777
And it isn't even theirs yet.
350
00:16:02,845 --> 00:16:04,211
That's what concerns me...
351
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:07,981
And what's going to
happen if they get it?
352
00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,487
I need some paper.
353
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:15,256
Just a moment, please.
354
00:16:15,325 --> 00:16:17,403
When it comes to
sharing in this house,
355
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:19,860
there are certain selfish
people in this house
356
00:16:19,929 --> 00:16:21,228
who don't care to.
357
00:16:21,297 --> 00:16:23,064
I always share paper with you.
358
00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:24,910
Not when it's green,
with numbers on it
359
00:16:24,934 --> 00:16:26,466
and you find it in a wallet.
360
00:16:26,535 --> 00:16:28,252
Come on, Marcia.
361
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:30,204
You don't share with us, stingy,
362
00:16:30,273 --> 00:16:31,989
we don't share with you.
363
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,684
Just what do you
think you're doing?
364
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:51,175
Trying to figure out
how my hair looks best.
365
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,544
Combed down all over your face.
366
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,062
Very funny.
367
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,342
Now what do you
think you're doing?
368
00:16:57,366 --> 00:17:00,834
I told you, I'm trying to figure
out how my hair looks best.
369
00:17:00,903 --> 00:17:03,270
I mean, you're
using my hairbrush.
370
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,039
I always use your hairbrush.
371
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,842
Not anymore, Mr. Stingy.
372
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,627
Want a piece of licorice?
373
00:17:15,651 --> 00:17:16,717
Yeah!
374
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,252
I bet you do.
375
00:17:23,226 --> 00:17:24,569
It seems to me that things
376
00:17:24,593 --> 00:17:27,761
are getting slightly out
of hand around here.
377
00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,429
I'm with you.
378
00:17:29,498 --> 00:17:34,001
And I'm doing some
straightening out, pronto.
379
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,829
This is rapidly becoming
a house divided.
380
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,682
And you should all be
ashamed of yourselves.
381
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:51,430
Because of something
you don't even have.
382
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,774
Your mother and I
share our good fortune.
383
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,484
We share it with all of you.
384
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,607
Every day.
385
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:57,803
It's about time
386
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,638
you pulled yourselves together
387
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,597
and called a truce
to this civil war.
388
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,148
And that's an order.
389
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,703
Please, Dad, just a minute.
390
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,895
Okay. We'll share.
391
00:18:17,963 --> 00:18:19,830
You really mean it?
392
00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:20,899
Yeah.
393
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:21,977
Me, too.
394
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:24,234
Not me.
395
00:18:24,303 --> 00:18:26,303
All right, I'll share.
396
00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:29,907
A very wise decision.
397
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,013
Well, boys might as
well learn at an early age
398
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,915
that girls are going
to cost them money
399
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,483
the rest of their lives.
400
00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:40,929
Ah!
401
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,871
Thanks, Greg... for sharing.
402
00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:45,839
You, too, Peter and Bobby.
403
00:18:45,908 --> 00:18:48,353
Heck, even six ways,
it's a lot of money.
404
00:18:48,377 --> 00:18:49,810
Yeah.
405
00:18:52,781 --> 00:18:54,248
Hey, wow!
406
00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:55,693
What?!
407
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:56,717
It just came to me
408
00:18:56,785 --> 00:18:58,230
why Dad called this big meeting.
409
00:18:58,254 --> 00:18:59,298
Why? Why? Why? Why?
410
00:18:59,322 --> 00:19:00,354
Well, he must think
411
00:19:00,423 --> 00:19:01,583
we're going to get the money!
412
00:19:02,858 --> 00:19:03,858
Shh, shh, shh!
413
00:19:05,795 --> 00:19:06,844
Hello?
414
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,546
Yeah, this is Mr. Brady.
415
00:19:09,615 --> 00:19:14,651
$150 down? No, I'm afraid
you got the wrong Mr. Brady.
416
00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:16,721
Mr. Greg Brady?
417
00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:20,424
Just a moment.
418
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,326
Greg?
419
00:19:23,495 --> 00:19:25,763
Mike, guess who was
just at the back door?
420
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,076
Who?
421
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:28,298
One of Peter's friends.
422
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,401
Peter offered to buy his
ten-speed bike from him.
423
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:32,569
Yeah, Dad?
424
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,571
Uh, Greg, phone for you.
425
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,007
A Mr. Greg Brady
has been pricing cars.
426
00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:38,642
Cars!?
427
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,911
Hello? Yes, sir.
428
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:43,192
Uh, well, you see, I haven't
quite got the down payment yet.
429
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:47,451
No.
430
00:19:47,519 --> 00:19:51,588
Uh, why don't we
just forget it, sir? Sorry.
431
00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:52,990
What in the world
432
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,525
is going to be next around here?
433
00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,345
Can I have a stamp, Daddy?
434
00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,882
I want to send away for a horse.
435
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,094
Any questions?
436
00:20:04,654 --> 00:20:06,987
We are not buying anything.
437
00:20:07,056 --> 00:20:08,166
Hello.
438
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,223
Yeah, this is he.
439
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:13,994
They did? That's wonderful!
440
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:16,229
Yeah. Thanks, Sergeant.
441
00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:19,778
The owners have just
picked up their wallet
442
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,201
at the police station.
443
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:22,270
Thank goodness.
444
00:20:22,304 --> 00:20:25,305
That is the best news
I've heard all week.
445
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:27,575
Yeah. Whoopee.
446
00:20:30,596 --> 00:20:33,264
Well, at least there's
one good thing
447
00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:34,826
about our not getting the money.
448
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:36,500
Name it.
449
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:37,934
No income tax.
450
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,271
Ho, ho, ho.
451
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,672
What we've got to do
452
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:43,552
is look on the bright side.
453
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,542
What bright side?
454
00:20:45,611 --> 00:20:51,215
Well... it's better than
not finding $1,100 at all.
455
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:04,962
Mrs. Brady?
456
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,030
Yes?
457
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,498
My name is Stoner.
458
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,834
I just got my wallet
back from the police.
459
00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,580
They gave me your address.
460
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:14,371
Oh, Mr. Stoner, I'm
so happy for you.
461
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,480
Won't you come in, please?
462
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:18,275
Well, just for a minute.
463
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:19,655
Me and the missus
have been doing
464
00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,490
some frantic back-tracking
the last few days.
465
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,246
Oh, I can just imagine.
466
00:21:23,315 --> 00:21:25,916
I wanted to thank your
boys for turning it in.
467
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,452
Oh, certainly, Mr. Stoner,
I'll just call them.
468
00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:30,170
Uh, Greg, boys?
469
00:21:30,239 --> 00:21:31,884
We were driving cross-country
470
00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:34,052
and I pulled into
that lot to fix a flat.
471
00:21:34,076 --> 00:21:37,594
I took off my coat... must
have fallen out of my pocket.
472
00:21:37,663 --> 00:21:40,330
Sure was stupid not
having any identification
473
00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:41,399
in the wallet.
474
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,116
Well, the important thing is
475
00:21:43,185 --> 00:21:44,618
you got your money back.
476
00:21:44,686 --> 00:21:47,304
Can't tell you, Mrs. Brady,
how much it means to us.
477
00:21:47,373 --> 00:21:48,951
Me and the missus
have been saving up
478
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:50,541
for this trip for years.
479
00:21:50,593 --> 00:21:51,593
Hello.
480
00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:52,593
Hi. Hi.
481
00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:53,772
Oh, Mr. Stoner
482
00:21:53,796 --> 00:21:55,640
this is Greg, Bobby and Peter.
483
00:21:55,664 --> 00:21:58,515
You're fine, honest boys
and I want to thank you
484
00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,052
and give you a reward.
485
00:22:04,523 --> 00:22:05,923
Gee, $100!
486
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,058
I think that's a little
too much, Mr. Stoner.
487
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:10,560
Mr. Stoner, this is my
husband, Mike Brady.
488
00:22:10,629 --> 00:22:11,561
How do you do?
489
00:22:11,630 --> 00:22:12,674
How do you do?
490
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,564
Dad's right, this is too much.
491
00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,367
Well... th-they got
to take something.
492
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:18,835
How about $50?
493
00:22:18,904 --> 00:22:20,787
No, I think that's still
too much, right, boys?
494
00:22:20,856 --> 00:22:21,933
I agree, Dad.
495
00:22:21,957 --> 00:22:23,274
Me, too.
496
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,343
Well, I got to give
them something.
497
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:28,178
How about $20?
498
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,149
Thanks, Mr. Stoner.
499
00:22:32,217 --> 00:22:33,217
Thanks.
500
00:22:33,286 --> 00:22:34,286
Thank you.
501
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,798
Thanks again... to all of you
502
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,422
from me and the missus.
503
00:22:40,343 --> 00:22:41,369
Bye, Mr. Stoner. Good-bye, sir.
504
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,713
Good bye. Bye.
505
00:22:43,829 --> 00:22:45,173
Certainly hope you have
a nice trip, Mr. Stoner.
506
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:46,341
Thank you, thank you.
507
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,881
Hang on to the wallet.
508
00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,617
I will.
509
00:22:56,258 --> 00:22:58,220
Well, what's the
matter with you guys?
510
00:22:58,244 --> 00:22:59,838
What did you settle
on $20 for, Dad?
511
00:22:59,862 --> 00:23:01,690
Because I think
it's enough, Greg.
512
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,046
It's too much.
513
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:05,299
$18 is a lot easier
to divide by six.
514
00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:06,433
Let's go.
515
00:23:10,172 --> 00:23:12,172
How about those boys?
516
00:23:12,241 --> 00:23:14,241
Well, it really doesn't
surprise me, honey.
517
00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,310
Me and the missus got
a great bunch of kids.
518
00:23:29,559 --> 00:23:32,726
Well... all's well
that ends well.
519
00:23:32,795 --> 00:23:35,328
Did you just make that up?
520
00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,130
Yeah. It was nothing.
521
00:23:37,199 --> 00:23:40,033
Well, I still don't
think it was fair
522
00:23:40,102 --> 00:23:41,446
that you got the extra two cents
523
00:23:41,470 --> 00:23:43,771
when the kids split
the $20 reward.
524
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,539
I was the one
who took the wallet
525
00:23:45,608 --> 00:23:46,640
to the police station.
526
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:49,053
"All for one and one for all"?
527
00:23:49,077 --> 00:23:51,478
Was that just another
great saying you made up?
528
00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:53,179
What did you do?
529
00:23:53,248 --> 00:23:55,248
Come on, why should you share?
530
00:23:55,317 --> 00:23:56,661
Well, I'm the one
who gave the boys
531
00:23:56,685 --> 00:23:58,296
permission to play
football in the vacant lot
532
00:23:58,320 --> 00:23:59,853
in the first place.
533
00:23:59,922 --> 00:24:02,055
Okay. Then you can have
534
00:24:02,124 --> 00:24:04,024
half of my two cents.
535
00:24:05,894 --> 00:24:08,161
And an extra reward.
536
00:24:15,003 --> 00:24:16,914
You can have the penny back.
537
00:24:16,938 --> 00:24:19,418
I'd rather have
some more reward.
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