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Previously, on "The Barbarian
and the Troll"...
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- Kendar?
- Your majesty.
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I will track down
that barbarian.
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- Skelly, you don't have
the guts.
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- Never mind the smell.
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- No, Kendar. No!
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Don't do this!
No, no, Brendar!
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- I've got two left feet,
and I'm missing a toe.
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- I can step on Alvin's tail
for you.
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- Her tail?
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- It's her most sensitive spot.
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- ♪ I can't feel bad
'cause it's just too good ♪
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- We found Alvin the Demon.
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- You think?
- Even I figured that out.
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[ominous music]
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- I am Alvin the Demon.
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And now,
I'm going to end you all.
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- Wait a minute.
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We spent all this time
looking for Alvin,
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and she was hiding
in plain sight
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as Queen Shimmereen?
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- Yes, I thought that was
pretty clear in my song.
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- Okay, you are Alvin the Demon
and also Queen Shimmereen?
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- Yes.
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- Okay, but your wings
grew out and--
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- Evan, she was right
in front of us the whole time.
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- I was dying to go,
"Surprise! Alvin here,"
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just to see
your scared little face.
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- Now you see it.
Do I look scared?
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- You look like you're about
to beg for your life.
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Just like your mother.
- [gasps]
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- Let's have
a little instant replay.
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- Please.
- Mom?
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- Take me.
Please, don't harm my children.
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Please.
- Oh-ho, oh-ho.
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[laughing]
- [sighs]
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- Do you want me
to replay it in slow motion?
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It's hilarious.
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She sounds
like a sleepy walrus.
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- You're going down!
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Literally!
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- Okay, good news.
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Alvin broke her fall.
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Bad news, she seemed
really mad about it.
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Last one downstairs
is an [indistinct] butt.
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- ♪ A troll burned
his bridge ♪
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♪ A warrior lost her crown ♪
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♪ I'm not being poetic ♪
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♪ That's literally
what went down ♪
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♪ Together their journey
has begun ♪
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♪ Combining might and melody ♪
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♪ To quest and smite a demon ♪
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♪ And find their true family ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ "The Barbarian
and the Troll" ♪
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- Come on!
- [panting] Okay.
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Battle's on.
Who brought snacks?
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- Typical Brendar, getting mad
and smashing stuff.
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- Brendar, give this low level
devil the Axe.
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- [grunting]
- Too slow.
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Oh.
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Missed me.
[laughs]
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- Unbelievable.
I flirted with Queen Shimmereen
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at last year's
falconry festival.
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- Dad, I think that's something
you're gonna want to
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keep to yourself.
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- How long is this
going to take?
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I have to go buy a tombstone
for your grave.
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- Why else would you buy
a tombstone?
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- One chop
and you're done demon.
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- Time for us
to bury the hatchet.
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- Get your drippins' off of me.
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- Ah-ha!
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[both gasp]
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- That is stone cold.
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- She can't defeat Alvin
without Axe.
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- Here we go, Barbarian.
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Just you and me.
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- Bring it on,
you hideous hellion.
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[dramatic Western music]
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[both yelling]
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[grunting]
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- Ooh, sparks are flying.
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- Oh!
[grunting]
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- Ahh.
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- Alvin moves in
with the claws!
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Swipety, swipety and a scratch.
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Ooh, she got a hit.
She got a hit.
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That is a so-solid.
[clears throat] So.
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[gulps, clears throat]
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- [snarls]
- [yells]
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- Go, Brendar!
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- Go, Alvin!
- What the?
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- Hey, Barbarian.
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[snarls]
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[screams]
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- [laughing evilly]
- Hang in there.
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- I hate to be the queen
of obvious,
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but you seem a little tied up.
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- Oh, that's lame.
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- [cackling]
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Hey, how am I doin'?
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- Uh, great.
- [laughs uncomfortably]
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- You really got her
on the ropes.
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- Yep.
- I-I got a plan.
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It's all under control!
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- I lied.
She's in a real pickle.
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- Bad news, Barbarian.
I'm gonna have to let you go.
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- [screaming]
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- Lazy barbarian.
Lying down on the job.
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[laughing]
You see what I did there?
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- [groans]
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- You leave my friend alone!
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Ahh!
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- Wow, he's a real go-getter.
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- He's gonna go get her killed!
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- [grunts] Swing!
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I now realize
this is a poorly hatched plan.
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Ahh!
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- [yells]
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- [panting]
- [grunting]
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- Okay, we need a plan.
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We can't just go rushing
into things like Evan.
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- Love you, Pops.
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- Wha--that is the exact
opposite of what I just said!
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- Hey, demon!
Hey, hey, hey!
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Up high, down low, too slow.
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- Stacey, the tail!
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- I've got the tail
if you've got the Axe!
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Whoa!
Ow.
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- That's it!
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Time to transmogrophy.
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[mumbling indistinctly]
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[laughs]
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[music slows, stops]
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Oh, drumsticks!
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- Go lay an egg, wizard.
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[laughing]
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- [grunting] Come on!
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- [spits] I'm hacked off.
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- Yeah, buddy.
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- [laughing]
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[dramatic music]
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- [grunts]
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- Missed me, Barbarian.
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- I wouldn't be
so sure of that.
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- Call it. Heads or tails?
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- Tails.
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- No, no!
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Defeated?
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By a lowly ba...ba...
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ba...[groans]
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all: Barbarian.
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- Po-tae-to, po-ta-to.
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[heroic music]
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[jaunty court music]
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both: Yay!
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- She did it!
- [panting]
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- Oh, we're so glad
you're okay.
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- Holy smokes, Sharon,
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you're so brave!
- I know.
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- Brendar, it's done.
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- We defeated the demon Alvin.
- Yeah, we did!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- Whoo!
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So now what?
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- We practice
signing our autographs.
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- No, no, no.
I mean, this whole time
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we've been on a quest
to defeat the demon Alvin
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so now that it's done,
what do we do?
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- Do you think we'll even
have stuff to talk about?
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- Huh.
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[sighs]
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- [popping lips]
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- Um.
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- Hm. What kind of dark magic
is this?
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- The kind that breaks
an awkward silence.
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- Mom?
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- Hello, Brendar.
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- Greek god Mory and ghosts,
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it's her mom, Glendar.
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- Every name
in their family rhymes?
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- I'm proud of how strong
you are.
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- Mom, I missed you so much.
- I missed you too.
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There's something
you need to know.
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- Oh, we already know.
Ghosts are real.
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- No, wizard.
What I wanted to say was
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I was queen when Alvin
wanted to steal the crown.
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That's why we fled
to the farmlands for safety.
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But now that Alvin is gone,
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you are the rightful queen.
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- What are you talking about?
- Once the royal monarchs
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of the four realms
give their blessing,
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you will take your place
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as the next queen of Gothmoria.
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Rule with kindness,
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and you will always be loved.
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Oh, and tell your brother
to get some counseling.
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And remember,
I'm always with you.
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- This is too weird.
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I'm a barbarian not a queen.
- Also weird,
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your mom dropping in
from the great beyond.
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We're just gonna
gloss over that?
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- Hey, Brendar.
I think the people of Gothmoria
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will feel so safe and protected
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with a barbarian warrior
for a queen.
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- Maybe this is
your next great quest.
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- Barbarian queen, huh?
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It has a nice ring to it.
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- Long live Queen Brendar!
- Yay!
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[all cheer]
- Long live Brendar!
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- Whoo-hoo!
- [exhales heavily]
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[puddle squishes]
- Oh, gross.
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I stepped in a puddle of Alvin.
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- Pay attention now.
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There are five
neighboring kingdoms
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that make up the great realm.
Nordronica, Swamporia,
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Upper and Lower Krelm,
and of course Gothmoria.
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- Hmm, I hope there isn't
a geography quiz.
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- Me neither.
I was never very good at math.
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- Now, the leaders of each land
are coming to visit the castle
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to officially acknowledge
you as queen.
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- Mm! You have to get
their approve--
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- We'll serve the monarchs
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a meal
between lunch and supper.
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- Oh, I call that sunch.
- Why not lupper?
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- Mm.
- No, that sounds like
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a kind of fish.
- Yeah.
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- You have to impress
the royals
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or else you'll never be queen.
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It's important
to look the part.
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A queen's clothes must be
as glamorous as her crown,
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so we had a dress made.
- Ow, check it out!
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I sewed it myself using
the most exquisite silks
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from land's end and afar!
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- It doesn't look like
anything I'd wear.
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- [sighs]
It's just until they agree
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that you're the best queen.
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- Yeah, and then, Brendar,
you can improve the life
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of every citizen in Gothmoria.
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- Yeah, don't worry, Brendar.
We'll help you.
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I can razzle dazzle them
with my magic.
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- Yeah,
and I'll sing some songs.
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This coronation
will be a celebration.
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- No, no, no. This meal is
an invite-only deal.
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No commoners allowed.
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- Who are you calling common?
- Well, that's okay, Brendar.
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We'll sit this one out
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so you sit on the throne.
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It's not biggie.
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- Fine.
253
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I'll play your coronation game.
254
00:10:54,103 --> 00:10:55,689
But not without
my quest friends.
255
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:58,344
- But the rules!
- They're not even royal.
256
00:10:58,413 --> 00:11:02,344
- They are now.
May I present Horus,
257
00:11:02,413 --> 00:11:05,689
my most trusted vizier
and royal wizard.
258
00:11:05,758 --> 00:11:08,448
- AKA chief of staff.
259
00:11:08,517 --> 00:11:11,172
Poof!
260
00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:14,586
- And Evan will be
our illustrious court bard.
261
00:11:14,655 --> 00:11:16,000
- Poof!
262
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,344
- [laughs] No one will bard
as hard as I.
263
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:21,758
- Oh, oh, what about me?
264
00:11:21,827 --> 00:11:24,172
- You will be the queen's
royal scepter.
265
00:11:24,241 --> 00:11:27,689
- Ooh, bow down to me,
regular scepters.
266
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,310
- And Stacey will now be
267
00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,655
the official state bird
of Gothmoria.
268
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,206
- Poof!
269
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,689
- Cool. I got a face for flags.
270
00:11:37,758 --> 00:11:39,965
- And this dress...
271
00:11:44,206 --> 00:11:45,103
- Whoa!
272
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,620
[both gasp]
273
00:11:47,689 --> 00:11:49,758
- Hmm.
274
00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:52,310
Huh, that's more like it.
275
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,586
- I worked really hard
on this dress.
276
00:11:56,655 --> 00:11:58,034
Whatev.
[sad guitar riff]
277
00:11:58,103 --> 00:12:00,068
- You're just changing
everything.
278
00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,448
- Yes, I wanna be a queen
for all the people.
279
00:12:02,517 --> 00:12:03,655
- Here, here.
280
00:12:03,724 --> 00:12:05,275
- There, there.
- What, what?
281
00:12:05,344 --> 00:12:09,241
- I'm going to use this sunch
to show the other royals
282
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,206
how we can all do
a better job of ruling.
283
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,206
- And they're gonna love it.
284
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,310
- Yeah.
285
00:12:15,379 --> 00:12:17,413
And I want the tavern to cater.
286
00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:21,620
Kyle will make a cake
as big as a snogre's foot.
287
00:12:21,689 --> 00:12:24,379
- Whoo-hoo!
- Huzzah!
288
00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:28,689
Ultimate celebration!
289
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,896
[grunts, laughs]
- Whoa!
290
00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:33,517
[fireworks whistling,
exploding]
291
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,724
- [chuckles] Yeah!
292
00:12:35,793 --> 00:12:38,827
"Lon glive nardbar"?
293
00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:40,275
- Oh, Dad.
294
00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,517
We really gotta work
on your spelling.
295
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,482
- Well, you get the idea.
296
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:48,344
- [clears throat]
297
00:12:48,413 --> 00:12:50,137
Ahoy paloy,
298
00:12:50,206 --> 00:12:52,931
I'd like to welcome
our honored guests.
299
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,241
The King of Nordronica.
300
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:58,275
- My pelt
is absolutely famished.
301
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:01,586
[laughs]
- [munching loudly]
302
00:13:01,655 --> 00:13:03,793
- The Grand Duchess
of the Upper Krelm.
303
00:13:03,862 --> 00:13:05,931
- Hello.
304
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,275
- I would give my left wing
305
00:13:07,344 --> 00:13:09,172
to make a nest
out of that hideous hair.
306
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:11,068
- The Queen of Swamporia.
307
00:13:11,137 --> 00:13:12,931
- It's lovely to be here
308
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,551
among so many available men.
309
00:13:16,620 --> 00:13:18,034
- Hey, I'm missing a toe.
310
00:13:18,103 --> 00:13:19,517
- Tell me more.
[chuckles]
311
00:13:19,586 --> 00:13:23,379
- And the Duke of--
312
00:13:23,448 --> 00:13:25,000
Where's the Duke
of the Lower Krelm?
313
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,310
- I guess he stood us up.
- Rude.
314
00:13:27,379 --> 00:13:30,206
- As you all know,
I'm new to this royal thing.
315
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,517
- Well, that explains whatever
that is you're wearing.
316
00:13:32,586 --> 00:13:34,379
- Well, because I wanted
to do things differently.
317
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:36,034
- Ooh, tell them
about the changes
318
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:37,827
you wanna make as queen.
- Yeah, I--
319
00:13:37,896 --> 00:13:42,896
- Changes? Did that repulsive
apple tree frog say "changes"?
320
00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,896
- Preposterous.
- Nonsense.
321
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,758
- Pish posh.
- Squish squash.
322
00:13:46,827 --> 00:13:50,068
- I-I am a troll,
your duchessness.
323
00:13:50,137 --> 00:13:53,241
A-and Brendar's got a lot
of big ideas for Gothmoria.
324
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:57,034
- Once we crown Brendar queen,
those silly feelings of change
325
00:13:57,103 --> 00:14:00,827
will pass,
unlike my raging case of gout.
326
00:14:00,896 --> 00:14:02,896
[laughter]
327
00:14:02,965 --> 00:14:05,241
- Oh, a shoutout for gout!
328
00:14:05,310 --> 00:14:06,827
- But I don't want it to pass.
329
00:14:06,896 --> 00:14:09,379
I wanna make Gothmoria
a better place to live.
330
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:13,206
- What? By putting an owl
on your flag?
331
00:14:13,275 --> 00:14:15,965
- Hey, that owl is me.
332
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:19,827
- Well, I wanna be a leader for
everyone whether they're human,
333
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:22,827
owl, troll, or weapon.
334
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:25,034
- Now that's a proclamation!
Hm!
335
00:14:25,103 --> 00:14:26,482
- She sounds just like
336
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,896
the Duke of Lower Krelm.
- True.
337
00:14:28,965 --> 00:14:32,413
He treats his people with
a disgusting amount of dignity.
338
00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:34,620
- Um, where is the Duke
of Lower Krelm anyway?
339
00:14:34,689 --> 00:14:36,551
- Oh, he couldn't attend.
340
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:39,172
- Apparently, his kingdom is
being invaded
341
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:40,793
by an evil warlock.
342
00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:43,827
- An evil warlock?
- Invaded?
343
00:14:43,896 --> 00:14:45,103
We have to help them.
344
00:14:45,172 --> 00:14:48,275
Come on, gang.
Let's go block a warlock!
345
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:49,655
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
346
00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,310
both: No thanks.
347
00:14:51,379 --> 00:14:55,206
- We are in the middle of an
important coronation decision.
348
00:14:55,275 --> 00:14:58,448
- Just leave those pointless
quests to the barbarians.
349
00:14:58,517 --> 00:15:02,517
- Unless, you don't want
to be a queen.
350
00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:11,068
- Um, hey, Brendar,
351
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:14,586
whatever you decide,
we'll all with you.
352
00:15:14,655 --> 00:15:16,137
- Hm.
353
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:19,896
- And I've decided
I'm with you, wizard.
354
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:21,379
- Ooh, hm.
355
00:15:21,448 --> 00:15:24,068
- Totes inapprotes.
- She'll never be my stepmom.
356
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:30,655
- [panting]
357
00:15:30,724 --> 00:15:33,551
[dramatic music]
358
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:37,655
- And then the fish says
to the mermaid...
359
00:15:37,724 --> 00:15:39,724
- [indistinct whispering]
360
00:15:39,793 --> 00:15:41,793
- "You're not half bad."
361
00:15:41,862 --> 00:15:44,620
[laughter]
362
00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:46,310
- Big news, everybody.
363
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,758
A warlock has invaded
Lower Krelm.
364
00:15:48,827 --> 00:15:50,620
- Boring.
- Yeah, we already heard.
365
00:15:50,689 --> 00:15:52,517
- Well, then, what are you
waiting for?
366
00:15:52,586 --> 00:15:54,034
Remember, Brendar?
367
00:15:54,103 --> 00:15:56,620
When respect is lacking,
my Axe starts hacking.
368
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,965
- Huh.
- You're a barbarian queen now.
369
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,655
- Not yet she isn't.
370
00:16:00,724 --> 00:16:04,517
- And if a certain barbarian
wants to become queen,
371
00:16:04,586 --> 00:16:08,137
she'll have to wait until after
our scalding hot tea is served.
372
00:16:08,206 --> 00:16:10,379
- So is this what it means
to be royal?
373
00:16:10,448 --> 00:16:12,344
Just sitting around
and sunching
374
00:16:12,413 --> 00:16:15,068
and not doing anything
when there's trouble nearby?
375
00:16:15,137 --> 00:16:17,103
- That and raising taxes.
376
00:16:17,172 --> 00:16:19,931
[laughter]
377
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,689
- I can't leave until these
royals pronounce me queen.
378
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:25,655
- Evil warlocks are dangerous.
379
00:16:25,724 --> 00:16:28,689
They have war
right in their name.
380
00:16:28,758 --> 00:16:31,000
- You know, Gothmoria
needs a leader.
381
00:16:31,068 --> 00:16:32,758
- Uh, yeah, I know.
382
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,448
- Take it from a guy who was
locked in a demon cave
383
00:16:35,517 --> 00:16:36,689
for 11 years.
384
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,896
You guys seem
pretty trapped right now.
385
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,827
- [sighs]
386
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:43,241
- So will the dawn of a new day
387
00:16:43,310 --> 00:16:46,344
in Gothmoria
have to wait, Brendar?
388
00:16:46,413 --> 00:16:47,896
- I-I--
389
00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:51,344
- Anyways, I've gotta run.
I have my own quest to go on.
390
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:55,137
- Oh, I like quests.
- Sorry, Axe.
391
00:16:55,206 --> 00:16:58,034
It's an inner quest
to find my personality.
392
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,448
- Huh.
393
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,172
- Goodbye.
394
00:17:01,241 --> 00:17:04,344
- I wonder what kind
of personality he'll get.
395
00:17:04,413 --> 00:17:06,034
- Hear ye, hear ye.
- [barks]
396
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:10,379
- It's time for Brendar's
official coronation as queen.
397
00:17:10,448 --> 00:17:14,206
Get ready for a whole new life
as royalty, Brendar.
398
00:17:14,275 --> 00:17:16,413
- Wait, I--
399
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,793
[exciting orchestral music]
400
00:17:19,862 --> 00:17:21,344
- Wha?
401
00:17:21,413 --> 00:17:24,103
- Welcome, Queen Brendar,
to your coronation.
402
00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:27,310
You can drop the barbarian
and embrace your new station.
403
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,310
all: ♪ New queen in the house ♪
404
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:32,689
♪ This will be interesting ♪
405
00:17:32,758 --> 00:17:34,310
- Yes, quite, quite.
406
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,931
Dance rehearsal each morning
and a ball every night.
407
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,689
- If someone says
you're not cute,
408
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:40,275
you can burn
down their cottage.
409
00:17:40,344 --> 00:17:41,896
- Smash your minstrel's loot.
410
00:17:41,965 --> 00:17:43,620
- You can spit in his porridge.
411
00:17:43,689 --> 00:17:45,689
all: ♪ New queen in the house ♪
412
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:47,172
♪ This will be ♪
413
00:17:47,241 --> 00:17:50,206
- Interesting.
- [barking]
414
00:17:50,275 --> 00:17:53,103
- Interesting.
You'll quickly catch on.
415
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:56,344
Plenty of peasants to present
you with gifts as you long.
416
00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:58,137
- And they'll say
you smell lovely
417
00:17:58,206 --> 00:17:59,724
even if you've not bathed.
418
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,517
You'll just dance...
- Primp and prance.
419
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:03,068
- While they grovel and wave.
420
00:18:03,137 --> 00:18:06,551
- You'll behead them at will.
Which one, it's a science.
421
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,965
all: Welcome Queen Brendar
of Gothmoria
422
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:13,241
to the official royal alliance!
423
00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:16,034
♪ Do-do-do-do-do, do-do ♪
424
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,241
- [barks]
425
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:21,965
- Where'd she go?
- The crown is gone.
426
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,620
- Where's that man
in the nightgown?
427
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:27,137
- Well, if you peeps didn't
fill up on sunch,
428
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,620
I've serving an oversized
coronation cake.
429
00:18:29,689 --> 00:18:32,068
Here's my knife.
- Oh, what?
430
00:18:32,137 --> 00:18:33,517
- Surprise!
431
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:37,862
I shall finally
exact my revenge.
432
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,827
Wait, where is Queen Brendar?
433
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,620
- Lookie there,
it's a cake jester.
434
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,034
- What?
435
00:18:47,103 --> 00:18:49,448
- I don't remember adding bones
to my recipe.
436
00:18:49,517 --> 00:18:51,827
- We should take our scorching
hot tea
437
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,793
and throw it on him for fun.
438
00:18:53,862 --> 00:18:55,103
Splash!
- [screams]
439
00:18:55,172 --> 00:18:57,931
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
Oh, that burns!
440
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,000
- What fun.
- Ow!
441
00:19:00,068 --> 00:19:02,827
Hot, hot, hot!
Ah! Ah!
442
00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,724
[all panting]
443
00:19:04,793 --> 00:19:06,896
- We did it.
We got outta there.
444
00:19:06,965 --> 00:19:08,689
- One more minute,
I would've been engaged.
445
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:10,310
- One more second
at that dinner party
446
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,655
probably would've killed me.
447
00:19:11,724 --> 00:19:13,137
- Okay, well,
I guess we can all agree.
448
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,793
We are not royals.
449
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:17,448
- For sure. I'm not meant
to live life in a gilded cage.
450
00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:18,896
- No, we're meant to
battle bad guys
451
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:20,620
and help Gothmoria.
452
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,965
- Exactly.
A barbarian can make changes
453
00:19:23,034 --> 00:19:25,689
for the people way better
than some stuffy royal.
454
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:28,310
- Right, and I'm not
some hoity-toity court bard.
455
00:19:28,379 --> 00:19:29,896
I'm a rugged adventurer
456
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,241
who likes to write
peppy songs about his quests.
457
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:36,310
- Then what do you say we do
the job we were all made for.
458
00:19:36,379 --> 00:19:39,620
Let's quest to Lower Krelm
459
00:19:39,689 --> 00:19:43,758
and save them
from the evil warlock.
460
00:19:43,827 --> 00:19:44,931
all: Yeah!
461
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,310
- I've got some new spells.
Let's go.
462
00:19:46,379 --> 00:19:47,965
- Let's fly!
463
00:19:48,034 --> 00:19:50,000
- Oh, hey, but Brendar, um,
464
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,448
who stayed behind to do
465
00:19:51,517 --> 00:19:52,827
all the queen stuff?
466
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,827
- Don't worry.
I took care of it.
467
00:19:56,793 --> 00:20:00,206
- Sharon, this box
came for you.
468
00:20:00,275 --> 00:20:03,137
Mystery pack-age!
[guitar riffs]
469
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:06,827
- "Rule with kindness or I'll
come back and kick your butt.
470
00:20:06,896 --> 00:20:09,103
From B the B."
471
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:11,000
- Huh?
472
00:20:11,068 --> 00:20:13,965
[angelic choral music]
473
00:20:14,034 --> 00:20:16,655
♪ ♪
474
00:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,793
- Kev-Kev, my dream
has come true.
475
00:20:19,862 --> 00:20:22,689
- Oh, my liege,
476
00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,724
that's awesome!
477
00:20:24,793 --> 00:20:26,724
[chuckles] My liege.
478
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,103
[dramatic music]
479
00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,793
- It fits perfectly.
480
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:32,241
♪ ♪
481
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,862
- Yeah.
482
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,034
- Faster, Kev-Kev.
483
00:20:36,103 --> 00:20:37,310
- Yes.
484
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:39,517
- Faster.
- Yeah.
485
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:41,655
- Too much. That's too cold.
I'm chilly.
486
00:20:41,724 --> 00:20:43,827
- My bad.
487
00:20:43,896 --> 00:20:45,137
- Good choice.
488
00:20:45,206 --> 00:20:46,758
She'll make a decent queen.
489
00:20:46,827 --> 00:20:49,379
- I'll keep an eye on her.
- Oh, phew.
490
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,448
- Shake your tail feather.
Let's go!
491
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:54,172
- That warlock's not gonna
kick his own butt.
492
00:20:54,241 --> 00:20:56,068
- Let's get choppin'.
- Mm-hmm.
493
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:58,068
- Well, looks like you're gonna
be writing a bunch
494
00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,655
of new quest songs.
495
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,103
- Yeah, it looks like
you're gonna be busy tearing
496
00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,034
apart a lot of new enemies
with your bare hands.
497
00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:05,448
- You sure you're up for it?
- Well, on the inside,
498
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:08,862
I'm totally terrified
and super scared of dying.
499
00:21:08,931 --> 00:21:10,620
- That's good.
It keeps you sharp.
500
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,620
- Yeah, but on the outside,
I'm really into it
501
00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:15,413
and very excited to go with you
on a brand new quest.
502
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:18,275
[gentle music]
503
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,551
- I just wanna say
504
00:21:20,620 --> 00:21:23,241
I'm really glad
I met you, Troll.
505
00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,551
Now let's get questing.
506
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:26,931
- Yeah.
507
00:21:30,068 --> 00:21:32,000
♪ I set out upon a journey ♪
508
00:21:32,068 --> 00:21:36,551
♪ And I went somewhere,
that was a journey ♪
509
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:40,000
♪ Maybe more journeys need me ♪
510
00:21:40,068 --> 00:21:42,241
- ♪ Maybe more evil trees
in the forest ♪
511
00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:46,413
♪ Need another little troll
to eat ♪
512
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:48,586
- ♪ Maybe I finally found ♪
513
00:21:48,655 --> 00:21:54,310
♪ Where I'm meant to be ♪
514
00:21:55,344 --> 00:21:57,103
[chuckles, exhales]
515
00:21:57,172 --> 00:21:59,758
- Evan, hurry up!
- Huh? Okay!
516
00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:07,275
Remember, my legs
are smaller so--wait up!
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