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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Do you see Sam?
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Nope!
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I think she's peeing!
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Okay, babysitter's in the bathroom...
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Let's have some fun.
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Inside Out Burger.
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Yes, how big are your buns?
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I don't know. Pretty big, I guess.
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And would you say that
your buns are firm?
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Or soft and squishy?
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Uh...
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- Hey!
- Nothin'! We're just kids!
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Were you guys making prank phone calls?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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Without me?!
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Move.
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I am the master of prank phone calls.
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I'll just pick a random number here...
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- Hello?
- Yes.
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Would you like to purchase a
pair of inflatable underpants?
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Inflatable underpants?
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Indeed. They're called...
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"Poof Panties".
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We can learn so much from her.
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Yes, please hold, I'm having a
problem with my shrubbery. Oh.
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Okay, on three, we scream as
loud as we can into the phone.
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Yes!
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Ready?
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A one, a two...
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Ah!
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Aw no!
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The pizza!
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Hey, help her up, would ya?
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Oh...
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What happened?
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- You fainted.
- Why?
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- Did someone scare me?
- Yeah.
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You guys! You can't scare me!
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It makes me go non-conscious!
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- Hey, grab my phone would ya?
- Oh, kay kay.
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Hello?
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You want what?
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Have any of you heard of Poof Panties?
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ We'll do it our way,
no matter what they say.
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♪ Because no one's
gonna do it for you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah!
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♪ But I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ If you're living a dream,
and you know what it means.
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♪ Then you can't let
them change your mind.
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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- Hi.
- Morning.
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- Whatcha blendering?
- Breakfast.
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Yay.
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Oh! I had the weirdest dream last night.
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Will you please not tell me about it?
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- So I was on a boat...
- Oh.
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And I fell into the water,
but I was wearing Poof Panties!
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No way!
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The end?
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- No.
- Oh.
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They inflated!
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- Drink your breakfast.
- What's in it?
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Well, you know how you love
fruit, yogurt and juice?
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- Mm hmm.
- That's pizza and root beer.
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I like it.
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I'm coming in with a small goat.
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Oh. Oh my gosh!
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- Oh.
- Aw! I already ate breakfast.
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He's not for eating.
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Dice! Where did you get
this cute little goat?
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Well...
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I was walking down this alley,
and I met this foreign guy...
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Okay. Forty bucks for the coat.
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It is deal.
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Wait, what is that?
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Is goat.
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No, I thought it was a coat, like...
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Like a coat.
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Wait! You said coat!
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Well, I think he's adorable.
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I'll sell him to you
for a hundred bucks.
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You paid forty.
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- Okay, then I'll sell him for forty.
- No.
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- You can have him.
- Nope.
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- Take him and I'll give you twenty bucks.
- Shaddep.
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Come on! I gotta go to school
and I got nowhere to put him.
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Why don't you just ask Sam
to babysit him for the day.
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What?
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It'll be fun and easy.
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Ya know what they say...
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"Easy like a goat".
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- Oh.
- Who says that?
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The goat keepers?
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- Just babysit my goat.
- Ah, fine, use me.
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Come in.
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Large!
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Goomer! You don't say "come in".
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Oh.
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You knock, then you wait for
someone inside to say "come in".
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Come in.
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So you bought a small
goat and a giant dude?
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Nah nah. This is Goomer.
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I'm Goomer.
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He's a professional fighter MMA.
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Mumma?
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- No.
- M'muh?
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Mixed Martial Arts.
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Ya know, fighting, in the octagon.
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MMA. Just like NFL.
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If you say "niffle" I will
cook and eat this goat.
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Niffle.
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- So why's he with you?
- I'm his new manager.
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You're gonna manage a fighter man?
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Yeah! You know how much money I can
make if this guy wins a bunch of fights?
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So how'd you end up being his manager?
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My last manager quit, on account
a'he said I'm too stupid to manage.
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Ah. You any good?
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At what?
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He's great. He's big,
strong, and he's crazy fast.
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Yeah. Try and slap me, right across
the face, go ahead. See if you can do...
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Oh!
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- Goomer!
- I wudn't ready!
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Try it again. Try and
slap me right across...
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All right, all right wait wait!
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Lemme count to three.
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One...
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Yeah, you're gonna make a
lot of money off this guy.
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You just come by the gym later
and see what Goomer can do.
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- What gym?
- Punchy's.
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- You wanna go by this afternoon?
- Kay-kay.
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Oh, I got to get to school.
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- Yeah, me too.
- Come on.
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- Oh, yeah. Ya gotta feed the goat.
- I'll feed the goat.
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Look at that dog.
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It's a goat!
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Okay.
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- Bye, Sam.
- Bye, you guys!
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- See ya.
- Come in!
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Well, um...
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All right, goat.
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What's your name?
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Okay Murf.
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Let's drink some pizza.
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So, first you press "menu"...
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And then... hey, nope!
Pay attention Murf!
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And then if you wanna watch TV, you...
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Over here.
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You press the "satellite" button.
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No, no, the satellite button.
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Here, pick a channel.
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Nothing educational.
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Yeah?
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Let me in.
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Why?
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Thank you.
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Ahoy!
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I knew I smelled an animal.
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Ahoy?
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You're not allowed to have
that beast in this building.
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- Why are you wearing a cape?
- Because I am.
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- Are you a magician?
- No.
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- Superhero?
- No.
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I wear a cape because I like capes.
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Weirdos like capes.
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See this here?
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No.
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This paper.
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Did something poop on your forehead?
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I command you to listen to me!
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This says...
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"Residents of this building
may keep cats or small dogs".
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"No other animals allowed".
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Are caped weirdos allowed?
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You're new to this building, aren't you?
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Kinda.
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Well, I happen to be
a big deal around here.
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And you have one day
to get rid of that goat.
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- That's not a goat.
- Is too.
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- It's a cat.
- That's a lie.
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- It's a small dog.
- Another lie!
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So you have no friends?
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Irrelevant!
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Sign this, to show that you've
been warned about your goat.
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- I'm not signing anything.
- You will sign it!
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Or I won't leave.
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Ah! Oh!
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How dare you put my shirt around my
waist and my pants around my torso!
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Thanks for stopping by.
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You give me back my cape!
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- No.
- Why not?!
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Because young boys shouldn't wear capes.
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Sherlock Holmes wore a cape.
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- Ah!
- Yes!
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Nice! That's my Goomer!
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- Hey-yo.
- Hey.
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- What's up?
- Oh.
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Okay okay, watch this.
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Goomer! Show 'em what you got.
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In my pockets?
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No. Work that guy over.
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Kay-kay.
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- Okay, but do they have to...
- Oh.
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- Yeah. Nice!
- Oh. Woo.
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Use your feet!
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Nice.
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Yeah. Love it.
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Boys! Boys! Boys! Stop!
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Time out.
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What?
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Fighting is never the answer.
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Now, let's just try using our words.
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Oh.
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Use your words.
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I...
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I wanna punch you.
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And hurt your face.
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I...
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Don't want that to happen?
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See? Now you've both expressed
your feelings without violence,
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and that's the only good
way to solve a problem.
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Or...
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Violence also works.
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So how's the goat?
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Good. He told me his name.
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Murf.
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And then some weird kid came
over and complained about him.
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- Wait, who complained?
- Ah, some jerky kid wearing a cape.
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- Dilben.
- Totally Dilben.
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- So?
- What'd he say?
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He tried telling me I
had to get rid of Murf.
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And what'd you say to him?
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- Not a lot.
- Good.
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I just re-arranged his clothes,
stole his cape and threw him out.
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- No, Sam!
- Oh man.
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What?
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Dilben's father owns
the building we live in.
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He can kick you guys out.
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Oh.
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You shoulda used your words.
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Yeah, he's really cute and he doesn't
eat a lot and you can have him for free!
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Who ya talking to?
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A farmer. I found him online.
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Hi, sorry. I'm back.
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So will you... why not?!
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He's a goat, and needs a
home and you're a farmer.
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- Cat.
- What's up?
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He's not a farmer.
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Humma?
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His name is farmer. See?
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Robert T. Farmer.
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Oh.
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I thought the "T" stood for "the".
265
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:28,620
Sorry, Robert, get back on your tractor.
266
00:13:29,466 --> 00:13:32,046
Come in, Dice.
267
00:13:32,155 --> 00:13:34,003
I'm not Dice. I'm...
268
00:13:34,004 --> 00:13:35,195
Get out.
269
00:13:35,196 --> 00:13:37,836
No. Um, hi, Dilben!
270
00:13:37,837 --> 00:13:39,733
Come in. Would you like a muffin?
271
00:13:39,734 --> 00:13:42,001
I spit on your muffins.
272
00:13:42,002 --> 00:13:45,122
You should try butter.
273
00:13:46,517 --> 00:13:48,808
Your goat is still here.
274
00:13:48,809 --> 00:13:51,682
- It's not our goat.
- We're just babysitting him.
275
00:13:51,683 --> 00:13:53,128
Yeah right.
276
00:13:53,129 --> 00:13:55,982
Hey, you got another cape.
277
00:13:55,983 --> 00:13:57,984
I wanna speak to your grandmother.
278
00:13:57,985 --> 00:13:59,290
My Nona?
279
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:01,121
Get her.
280
00:14:01,122 --> 00:14:02,922
She doesn't live here anymore.
281
00:14:02,923 --> 00:14:04,843
What?
282
00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:08,629
- She moved to Elderly Acres.
- Yup.
283
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,464
Interesting.
284
00:14:10,465 --> 00:14:13,645
And who else lives here with you two?
285
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:14,992
Nobody.
286
00:14:14,993 --> 00:14:17,170
Delicious.
287
00:14:17,171 --> 00:14:19,182
What are you yammin' about?
288
00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:20,840
Building rules!
289
00:14:20,841 --> 00:14:25,011
All apartments must have
at least one adult resident.
290
00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:29,031
And since you're both in high
school, and you're keeping a goat!
291
00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:33,772
My father has two
reasons to throw you out!
292
00:14:35,022 --> 00:14:36,903
Dilben!
293
00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:38,764
Yes?
294
00:14:39,494 --> 00:14:42,134
Before ya go...
295
00:14:44,932 --> 00:14:47,872
Enjoy your Saturday.
296
00:14:48,369 --> 00:14:50,604
I still have one more cape!
297
00:14:50,605 --> 00:14:53,125
Suck a truck.
298
00:14:55,710 --> 00:14:58,378
I will not suck a truck!
299
00:14:58,379 --> 00:15:01,439
Or enjoy my Saturday!
300
00:15:02,895 --> 00:15:07,387
Alright, Dilben, you
can have your cape back!
301
00:15:07,388 --> 00:15:09,428
Whoops!
302
00:15:14,028 --> 00:15:18,332
He was upset about the goat, so I
called a farmer, but he didn't want it.
303
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:21,100
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa. Slow down.
304
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:23,621
- Who are we talking about here?
- Dilben!
305
00:15:23,622 --> 00:15:26,340
Ulch, I hate that child.
306
00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:30,610
He's always bragging about how
his father owns the building.
307
00:15:30,611 --> 00:15:33,547
Excuse me. I'm here to fix a leak.
308
00:15:33,548 --> 00:15:36,229
Oh yes. There's a pipe
leaking in the ceiling.
309
00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:38,157
See that wet stain?
310
00:15:38,158 --> 00:15:40,858
Yeah, I see it.
311
00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:43,573
So, will you come by tonight?
312
00:15:43,574 --> 00:15:45,923
- What for?
- We'll tell Dilben to bring his dad over.
313
00:15:45,924 --> 00:15:48,365
And then we can tell 'em that
you're moving back in with us...
314
00:15:48,366 --> 00:15:50,997
So he'll think we're really
living with somebody over eighteen.
315
00:15:50,998 --> 00:15:54,178
Like way over eighteen.
316
00:15:54,702 --> 00:15:56,069
Geez!
317
00:15:56,070 --> 00:15:57,480
I don't care.
318
00:15:57,481 --> 00:16:02,570
All right. Yes, I'll come over tonight
and I'll tell them that I'm moving back in.
319
00:16:02,571 --> 00:16:05,579
To keep that jerk-face boy
from bothering you both.
320
00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,447
- Yay!
- Cool.
321
00:16:07,448 --> 00:16:09,908
Thanks, lady.
322
00:16:11,085 --> 00:16:13,593
And you're sure this is gonna work?
323
00:16:13,594 --> 00:16:15,622
Yeah. We got this.
324
00:16:15,623 --> 00:16:18,547
As long as we just stick to the
plan, make sure that nothing...
325
00:16:18,548 --> 00:16:21,322
Why is this happening?
326
00:16:21,323 --> 00:16:23,926
Because I'm scared we're going to
get kicked out of the apartment,
327
00:16:23,927 --> 00:16:26,798
and we're having so
much fun living together.
328
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:28,334
Kid!
329
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:30,170
We'll be fine.
330
00:16:30,171 --> 00:16:35,811
That freaky little punk ain't
no match for Sam and Cat.
331
00:16:35,943 --> 00:16:38,578
I'm so glad we're friends.
332
00:16:38,579 --> 00:16:42,059
Hey, get off me, would ya?
333
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,485
Okay Nona. This is all up to you.
334
00:16:45,486 --> 00:16:50,372
Tonight, you gotta make sure
that kid and his father believe...
335
00:16:50,373 --> 00:16:52,293
Nona!
336
00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:54,895
Oh.
337
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:57,263
Call Dr. Stanky.
338
00:16:57,264 --> 00:16:59,433
- Dr. Stanky!
- Use your phone.
339
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,714
All right.
340
00:17:06,574 --> 00:17:08,870
- Okay Goomer, you got it?
- Got what?
341
00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:11,517
- The plan!
- Uh, all of it?
342
00:17:11,518 --> 00:17:14,669
Yes, all of it! I've told you
three thousand times, come on.
343
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:19,830
Okay, I understand. Thank
you so much, Dr. Stanky.
344
00:17:20,321 --> 00:17:22,522
Nona sprained her ankle
but she's gonna be okay.
345
00:17:22,523 --> 00:17:26,225
Well, can she get over here? Because
Goomer's never gonna understand this plan.
346
00:17:26,226 --> 00:17:29,346
Wanna see my big toe?
347
00:17:29,497 --> 00:17:31,846
Goomer please, let's just
go over the plan again.
348
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,239
Okay.
349
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,728
You're gonna pretend to be our Uncle.
350
00:17:35,729 --> 00:17:38,638
Can I be Uncle Fudge?
351
00:17:38,639 --> 00:17:41,007
- Fudge?
- You're just our Uncle.
352
00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:45,572
- Who lives here with us.
- So why do I wanna show you my big toe?
353
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:47,848
Because something's
wrong with your head.
354
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,709
Yes.
355
00:17:55,055 --> 00:17:57,824
Dice, put the goat back in the shower!
356
00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,893
I'm making a sandwich here.
357
00:17:59,894 --> 00:18:01,083
Now!
358
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:03,244
D'ahhhh!
359
00:18:05,281 --> 00:18:09,202
Come on Murf! Going back in the shower!
360
00:18:09,203 --> 00:18:12,873
So, how am I related to the goat?
361
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,479
You're not.
362
00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,280
Aw.
363
00:18:17,778 --> 00:18:19,578
Ah!
364
00:18:22,850 --> 00:18:24,484
Ewe. What happened?
365
00:18:24,485 --> 00:18:28,021
The goat sneezed in my face!
366
00:18:28,022 --> 00:18:31,682
Well, wash off the goat snot.
367
00:18:32,372 --> 00:18:36,345
- Ding dong.
- Ugh! That's Dilben.
368
00:18:36,346 --> 00:18:41,535
- Okay Goomer, are ya ready?
- Yep. I'm Uncle live here, and I'm you.
369
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:44,337
No! You're our Uncle and you live here!
370
00:18:44,338 --> 00:18:45,636
Uncle Fudge.
371
00:18:45,637 --> 00:18:48,037
- No!
- No!
372
00:18:50,144 --> 00:18:52,946
Hi, Dilben. This must be your dad.
373
00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:54,799
May we come in?
374
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,140
Well, sure.
375
00:18:57,293 --> 00:18:59,901
Just get in the shower with the
goat and make sure he stays there.
376
00:18:59,902 --> 00:19:01,624
I don't wanna get in
the shower with a goat!
377
00:19:01,625 --> 00:19:02,694
Shower with the goat!
378
00:19:02,695 --> 00:19:05,215
- Oh!
- Bleh!
379
00:19:06,591 --> 00:19:12,031
So my son tells me that
you're living here with a goat.
380
00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:15,019
- Not anymore.
- No more goat.
381
00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:17,780
They had a goat.
382
00:19:17,926 --> 00:19:20,926
Well, now we don't.
383
00:19:21,606 --> 00:19:23,454
Sam!
384
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:29,013
And they're living here by
themselves without a proper grown-up.
385
00:19:29,014 --> 00:19:30,790
By ourselves?
386
00:19:30,791 --> 00:19:33,251
Uncle Goomer?
387
00:19:35,322 --> 00:19:38,562
- Uncle Fudge?
- Oh hi.
388
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,695
I'm their Uncle, and I live here.
389
00:19:41,696 --> 00:19:43,528
- With us.
- With them.
390
00:19:43,529 --> 00:19:46,281
- And he's twenty-seven.
- Yup, wanna see his I.D.?
391
00:19:46,282 --> 00:19:48,804
- They don't need to see his I.D.
- I would like to see his I.D.
392
00:19:48,805 --> 00:19:51,971
- Sure, I got it right here in my pants.
- You don't need to show them your I.D.
393
00:19:51,972 --> 00:19:54,072
Here it is.
394
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:56,646
Murf! Come back here!
395
00:19:56,647 --> 00:20:00,007
- Ahoy!
- That's a goat!
396
00:20:00,114 --> 00:20:01,881
Well, thanks for swinging by.
397
00:20:01,882 --> 00:20:04,328
Now this says you live in Van Nuys.
398
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:06,228
Well...
399
00:20:06,229 --> 00:20:08,929
I'm so ashamed.
400
00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:13,032
- Ha! You girls are outta here.
- But this is our home!
401
00:20:13,033 --> 00:20:15,835
Look if you want us outta here then
you're gonna have to call the cops.
402
00:20:15,836 --> 00:20:18,865
Dilben? Are you in here?
403
00:20:18,866 --> 00:20:20,967
- Dilben.
- Uh, what?!
404
00:20:20,968 --> 00:20:24,270
I've never seen that man
before in my life, go away, dad!
405
00:20:24,271 --> 00:20:26,506
Uh... stranger.
406
00:20:26,507 --> 00:20:28,467
Who are you?
407
00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:31,768
- Dilben's father.
- No!
408
00:20:32,113 --> 00:20:34,047
Well, then who's this man?
409
00:20:34,048 --> 00:20:38,248
All right then. I can clear this up.
410
00:20:41,453 --> 00:20:44,791
- What is going on?
- This is getting kinda weird.
411
00:20:44,792 --> 00:20:46,087
I'm Uncle Fudge.
412
00:20:46,088 --> 00:20:47,794
Shaddep.
413
00:20:47,795 --> 00:20:51,164
Has Dilben been telling you that
his father owns this building?
414
00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:52,170
- Uh-huh.
- Yeah.
415
00:20:52,171 --> 00:20:54,811
Well, I don't.
416
00:20:55,536 --> 00:20:57,270
You're really his father?
417
00:20:57,271 --> 00:20:58,538
That's right.
418
00:20:58,539 --> 00:21:00,606
He's embarrassed of
me because of my job.
419
00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,841
What's your job?
420
00:21:01,842 --> 00:21:03,590
- I sell...
- Don't say it!
421
00:21:03,591 --> 00:21:06,012
I sell wide shoes to wide-footed women.
422
00:21:06,013 --> 00:21:08,413
Oh, no! Ah!
423
00:21:09,583 --> 00:21:11,499
Yowza.
424
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,765
Why is it such a big deal?
425
00:21:13,766 --> 00:21:17,503
You think it's easy being
unlikable and having a dad,
426
00:21:17,504 --> 00:21:21,360
who sells wide shoes
to wide-footed women?!
427
00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:24,721
Ya think it's fun for me,
having a son who wears capes?!
428
00:21:24,722 --> 00:21:27,662
They're fashionable!
429
00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:30,369
Okay, ho ho hold on.
430
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:32,204
So...
431
00:21:32,205 --> 00:21:35,350
You're just an annoying kid
who lives in this building?
432
00:21:35,351 --> 00:21:37,385
He certainly is.
433
00:21:37,386 --> 00:21:39,887
And you just sell wide shoes?
434
00:21:39,888 --> 00:21:43,308
To wide-footed women, yes.
435
00:21:43,342 --> 00:21:48,682
Well, since neither of you
have any power over us...
436
00:21:52,991 --> 00:21:54,851
Bye!
437
00:21:58,930 --> 00:22:02,110
Murf sneezed on Goomer.
438
00:22:04,246 --> 00:22:06,406
Bad dog.
439
00:22:11,447 --> 00:22:12,910
Is that my toothbrush?
440
00:22:12,911 --> 00:22:15,052
Would I own a pink
toothbrush that does this?
441
00:22:15,053 --> 00:22:20,953
♪Brush your teeth, brush your teeth.
Brush your teeth, brush your teeth.
442
00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:35,459
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