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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Here comes the airplane!
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Choooo choooo.
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Hey, morning Murf.
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Happy Saturday.
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Yeah okay.
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Hey, are we babysitting today?
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Yeah, a new kid...
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A little boy named Kip Dooley.
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Mm.
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Um, is that my hair dryer?
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Yeah.
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I was just using it to
melt this doll's face.
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Northridge Nancy!
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You ruined her.
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No, I taught her the
importance of using sun screen.
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Baaaaa.
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Baaaaa.
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Okay, what was that conversation?
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Oh, Murf just asked me if he
could go outside to the patio.
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I said no.
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You can't speak goat.
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Sure I can.
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Well, if he tells you that he saw me
put your bra in the freezer, he's lying.
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Hey, now it's a brrrrrrrrr-rah.
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Get it?
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Too soon?
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Ding dong.
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Oh hey! You must be Mrs. Dooley...
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And I'm guessing this
cute little boy is Kip.
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Yay! She said I'm cute!
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That's very nice. Um, listen, uh...
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Oh, Cat. And that's Sam.
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Yes.
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Um, something's come up, so I don't
need you girls to babysit today.
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Oh, you're canceling?
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I'm sorry, but I have to take Kip to...
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The dentist.
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You said you were taking
me to another babysitter.
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Shush!
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Na-na-na-na-na-no! Don't shush.
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I think something's going on here.
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Look, I didn't wanna say anything but...
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My husband went online
and found some negative
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reviews about your Babysitting Service.
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Where online?
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Snortch dot com.
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Anyway, my husband found
another babysitter, so...
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Let's go Kip.
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Sorry this didn't work out...
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Because you girls look good.
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This is so upsetting.
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Yeah.
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But hey, we get a free day now.
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What do you wanna do?
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Sleep? Eat? Nap? Snack?
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Well...
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Murf, they don't allow
goats on roller coasters.
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He's so stupid.
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♪ I'm never that far.
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♪ No matter where you are.
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♪ Believe it, we
can make it come true.
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♪ We'll do it our way,
no matter what they say.
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♪ Because no one's
gonna do it for you.
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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah!
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♪ But I, I, I, I...
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♪ I'll never say, never.
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♪ As long as we keep it together.
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♪ Oh!
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♪ If you're living a dream,
and you know what it means.
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♪ Then you can't let
them change your mind.
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♪ It's the life that we choose,
and we still break the rules.
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♪ But it's all gonna be just fine.
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♪ Just fine.
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♪ Yeah, we're all gonna be just fine.
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♪ You and me we're gonna be just fine.
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♪ Oh.
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Okay, what's the name of the website?
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Snortch dot com.
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Snortch... dot... com.
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Chip in the hole.
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Look up the name of
our Babysitting Service.
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Sam and Cat's...
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Super rockin'...
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Funtime...
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Babysitting Service.
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I still say the name's too long.
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I love it. It's so...
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Hey! We have fourteen negative reviews.
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Yay!
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- Negative is bad.
- Poo.
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- What do they say?
- Two.
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- Two what?
- Chips in the hole.
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- Read one of the bad reviews.
- 'Kay...
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I left my seven-year-old
daughter with Sam and Cat,
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and when I returned to pick her up, she
was hungry, dirty and missing a thumb.
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- That's not true.
- I know.
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We always provide snacks!
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And we've never lost a kid's thumb.
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- Why would somebody make up lies about...
- Holy snot, listen to this review...
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Sam and Cat forced my child to
play with nine poisonous snakes.
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That never happened!
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- And why nine?!
- It's oddly specific!
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I know! Who wrote that review?
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Uh, let's see.
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Angry parent.
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That's not a real name.
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It's a user name. None of
these reviews have real names.
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- Well, how do we know who wrote 'em?
- I dunno, but we gotta find out.
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Duh.
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Why?
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Because everybody's sees these reviews.
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We already lost one babysitting
job, we could lose a lot more!
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Which means we could lose a lot of money,
which means less fried chicken for Mama.
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Maybe you eat too much fried chicken.
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What'd you say?
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Nothing.
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Just... it wouldn't kill ya to
have a salad every once in a while.
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That's it.
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What?
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I'm gonna go get some fried
chicken right now, a twelve-piece!
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Fried chicken won't make
our problems go away!
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Bring me back a spicy breast?
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Man, I am starving.
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Me too. Fist bump!
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Team starving!
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Where are the waiters?
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Can we get a waiter over here?
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Nona, you don't need a waiter,
you just have to push a button.
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Hello.
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Are you having a problem
with which I can help?
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Holy Eisenhower, what is that?!
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- That's a robot. They work here.
- Oh good grief.
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Who's eisen-flower?
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Eisenhower was the President.
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Back when waiters were human and
America wasn't the pit-hole it is now.
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Eventually, all humans will die,
and robots will rule the Earth.
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Enjoy your meal.
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Hey, let's order some pork fingers.
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Oh.
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Okay, okay, I've got serious news.
Are you ready, are you ready for this?
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Have we ordered? We
should order some lunch.
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They won't bring us a menu.
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Use the Pear Pad.
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I am not ordering my
lunch from a pea pod.
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Anyway...
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You know the fourteen bad
reviews we got on Snortch?
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- Yeah?
- They were all posted by the same person.
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How do ya know?
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Because I called my boy Freddie B.,
in Seattle, had him check it out.
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He said every single bad review we
got came from the same I.P. Address.
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I.P.
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Better than I poo.
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But wait, why would
somebody go on Snortch,
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and talk smack about
our Babysitting Service?
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Ulch! Pee, poo, smack...
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It's like Lenny Bruce all over again.
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Nona.
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Nobody gets your references.
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You wanna know why one person
left us all those bad reviews?
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I'd like to know.
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Because the I.P. Address is registered to
a guy who has his own Babysitting Service,
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less than a mile from our place.
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- Oh.
- You catching on?
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No.
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It's a competing babysitter trying
to make you and Sam look bad.
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So parents don't take their kids
to us, they go to him instead.
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Well, we have to find out
where this babysitter guy lives.
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You mean 5677 Barfield Drive?
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No, we need his address.
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But I just... that's what I just...
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Come with me.
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For what?
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Revenge!
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- Hey hey.
- Hey what?
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- You don't get two turns in a row.
- I popped a six so I move twice.
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- That ain't right.
- It's the rule.
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Tell him it's the rule.
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You see that? You made the baby cry.
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- Go get the baby some pudding.
- Why don't you get the pudding?!
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Who's at the door?
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- Hello.
- Ceiling inspectors.
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We're here to check your ceiling.
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Our ceiling...?
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Ah, there's the ceiling.
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Yep. The over-head kind.
Put a check by that.
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Check by that.
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Okay, who are you guys?
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We're Sam and Cat.
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Of Sam and Cat's Super Rockin'
Funtime Babysitting Service.
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She picked the name.
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- It's a great name.
- She picked the name.
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We know you're angry parent.
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- We read your fake reviews.
- We've never lost a child's thumb!
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That's right. But you
boys might lose something.
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I'm gonna to have to
ask you ladies to leave.
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You admit you trashed
us all over Snortch?
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What if we did?
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Well, then you're mean.
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And to become nice,
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you need to go on Snortch and
delete your filthy lies about us.
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Okay, we'll put that on our schedule.
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Right after never.
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Well, as long as it's on the schedule.
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Hey!
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What's with all the locks on this door?
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That's none of your business.
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- What's behind that door?
- Nothin'.
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- Then open it.
- No.
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- Why not?
- Because it's locked.
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- Why's it locked?
- We don't want you in there.
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- You said there's nothing in there.
- There ain't.
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- Open the door.
- No.
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- Why not?
- Because it's locked.
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- Just get outta here!
- Yeah!
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While you can still walk out.
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Cat, your purse.
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Sam, my purse.
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Now listen.
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When you guys arrive at the hospital...
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The doctors are gonna ask
you what ya got beat with.
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So you tell 'em...
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It was a sock...
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And it was filled with butter.
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Sam, the baby, you can't
fight in front of a baby.
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It's against the babysitter code.
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This isn't over.
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Feels pretty over to me.
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Excuse me.
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It was nice meeting you.
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- No, it wasn't.
- We hate you.
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So, I was on the bus...
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Heading up the road.
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And as we came over
the hill, there it was.
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Uh-huh.
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The world's largest thermometer.
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Ah geez.
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It reached half-way to the stars!
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Hey Cat, how's it going back there?
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Just a few more minutes!
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Hurry.
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I still don't understand what
you and Cat want me to do.
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I told ya!
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There's three guys who babysit, and they're
trying to put me and Cat out of business
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so we need you to help us
dig up some dirt on 'em.
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Like find out their secrets?
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Yeah, but calm down.
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You're just gonna take Dice there,
pretending to be his Grandmother,
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and drop him off to be babysat.
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Isn't Dice too old to need babysitting?
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That's why Cat's back there
making him look younger.
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You wanna see a photo
of that big thermometer?
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Cat!
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Nona, Sam...
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I would like you to meet my new
friend, who's no longer Dice...
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Because he's now Billy, the little boy.
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Oh, I love it!
258
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:27,265
You were just supposed to make Dice look
younger, not like a freak show from 1944.
259
00:12:27,266 --> 00:12:28,738
Do I really gotta wear this?
260
00:12:28,739 --> 00:12:30,832
Yes. Now lick your lolli.
261
00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:33,134
I don't wanna lick my lolli.
262
00:12:33,135 --> 00:12:35,295
Lick it.
263
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,017
Here, never take this hat off.
264
00:12:41,018 --> 00:12:41,951
Why?
265
00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:44,420
Because there's a camera and
a microphone built into it.
266
00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:46,956
So we can see and hear
what you see and hear.
267
00:12:46,957 --> 00:12:49,125
What if I gotta take a wazz?
268
00:12:49,126 --> 00:12:51,194
- We're gonna hear it.
- And see it!
269
00:12:51,195 --> 00:12:53,235
Aw no.
270
00:12:59,503 --> 00:13:04,040
So after I saw that huge
thermometer, I wrote a song about it.
271
00:13:04,041 --> 00:13:05,975
That's great.
272
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:07,543
Would you like to hear it?
273
00:13:07,544 --> 00:13:09,824
Please no.
274
00:13:12,716 --> 00:13:13,915
What are you doing?
275
00:13:13,916 --> 00:13:15,139
Sam said when we get here,
276
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,070
I'm supposed to shove this thing in
my ear so she and Cat can talk to me.
277
00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:19,622
Oh.
278
00:13:19,623 --> 00:13:23,223
♪Hey there, big thermometer.
279
00:13:24,895 --> 00:13:26,263
♪Thermometer.
280
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,631
♪Hey there, big thermometer.
281
00:13:28,632 --> 00:13:31,572
♪You're so large.
282
00:13:32,907 --> 00:13:34,470
Okay Dice, can ya hear us?
283
00:13:34,471 --> 00:13:37,190
- Can ya?!
- Ah!
284
00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,441
Not so loud!
285
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:40,643
Just keep your hat on
and do what we told you.
286
00:13:40,644 --> 00:13:41,610
Yeah.
287
00:13:41,611 --> 00:13:42,812
Go ahead and ring the bell.
288
00:13:42,813 --> 00:13:46,473
Ooh, I feel like a lady spy!
289
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:51,855
Hi.
290
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:54,333
Uh, yes... I'm Mrs...
291
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,614
Fahrenheit.
292
00:13:56,994 --> 00:13:57,961
Okay.
293
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,596
And we have an appointment
for you to babysit.
294
00:14:00,597 --> 00:14:03,766
This is my grandson, Billy.
295
00:14:03,767 --> 00:14:07,639
Um, the text message I got said
you were bringing a toddler.
296
00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:10,726
Yes, of course. Billy's
a wonderful toddler.
297
00:14:10,727 --> 00:14:13,809
Show the young man how you toddle.
298
00:14:13,810 --> 00:14:15,636
Uh, I...
299
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,677
Toddle!
300
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:25,646
All right. We'll babysit him.
301
00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,137
Go on inside.
302
00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:30,287
I'll be back later to
pick you up. Toodle-oo.
303
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:32,541
♪Hey there, big thermometer.
304
00:14:32,542 --> 00:14:35,602
♪'Mometer, 'mometer.
305
00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,864
Wee!
306
00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:42,906
This is the card where you
don't get your turn, bro.
307
00:14:42,907 --> 00:14:44,767
Wee!
308
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,444
- That ain't right.
- I don't care.
309
00:14:48,445 --> 00:14:51,505
So, you like puppies?
310
00:14:52,147 --> 00:14:54,727
Ah, forget it.
311
00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:57,453
Sam. Cat. Nothing's happening.
312
00:14:57,454 --> 00:15:00,023
Have they opened the door yet?
The one with all the locks on it?
313
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:00,924
No.
314
00:15:00,925 --> 00:15:04,693
They just gave me and this other
kid a busy box and a sippy cup.
315
00:15:04,694 --> 00:15:07,997
Oh! What's in the sippy cup?
316
00:15:07,998 --> 00:15:09,732
Does it matter?
317
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:13,513
I'm curious about the beverage.
318
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:17,571
Hey hey, someone's here.
319
00:15:21,611 --> 00:15:23,212
Hey.
320
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:24,914
It's three kids with a toddler.
321
00:15:24,915 --> 00:15:26,732
We see 'em!
322
00:15:26,733 --> 00:15:28,240
- Hey.
- Hi. Get the door.
323
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:31,187
Oh, hey hey, they're headed
to the door with all the locks.
324
00:15:31,188 --> 00:15:36,845
- Try to see what's behind that door!
- You're literally on me.
325
00:15:36,846 --> 00:15:37,902
Hey.
326
00:15:37,903 --> 00:15:39,994
Dice, go see what's behind that door!
327
00:15:39,995 --> 00:15:41,915
Copy.
328
00:15:43,111 --> 00:15:44,300
Hey dude.
329
00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:46,802
- Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa...
- Where you going?
330
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,104
Uh...
331
00:15:48,105 --> 00:15:50,606
- Say through that door.
- Through that door.
332
00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:52,111
No one invited you.
333
00:15:52,112 --> 00:15:53,209
Oh.
334
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,945
Dice, you've got to go through that
door and see what they're up to!
335
00:15:55,946 --> 00:15:58,081
I have to go in there
and see what you're up to.
336
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,351
No.
337
00:15:59,352 --> 00:16:00,772
Throw a tantrum!
338
00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,118
- Huh?
- Heh?
339
00:16:02,119 --> 00:16:05,153
Lie down on the floor and scream
like a baby until you get your way!
340
00:16:05,154 --> 00:16:07,134
Hurry!
341
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:11,760
I wanna go through the door!
342
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:14,560
I wanna go through the door right now!
343
00:16:14,561 --> 00:16:16,332
- I wanna go right...
- All right!
344
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:20,336
- Okay okay!
- Shut up! Stop, stop. Stop it.
345
00:16:20,337 --> 00:16:21,604
All right.
346
00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:22,972
We'll take you in there.
347
00:16:22,973 --> 00:16:24,640
But what you're about to see...
348
00:16:24,641 --> 00:16:29,321
You will never ever
talk about with anyone.
349
00:16:29,346 --> 00:16:31,114
Ever.
350
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,549
- You understand, Billy?
- Who's Billy?
351
00:16:33,550 --> 00:16:35,451
- You're Billy!
- I'm Billy!
352
00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:37,153
And you understand!
353
00:16:37,154 --> 00:16:38,687
And you understand!
354
00:16:38,688 --> 00:16:40,159
I understand!
355
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:41,590
Ooh, Sam understands!
356
00:16:41,591 --> 00:16:43,159
- No!
- No!
357
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:45,100
Say, I'm Billy and I understand!
358
00:16:45,101 --> 00:16:48,331
I'm Billy and I understand!
359
00:16:48,332 --> 00:16:51,992
- All right. Let's go.
- Yo.
360
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,285
I got ya. Come on.
361
00:17:07,951 --> 00:17:10,819
Sam! Cat! You there? Can
you see what I'm seeing?
362
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,988
- Yeah.
- Where are you?!
363
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:16,426
In their basement! That locked
door leads down to a basement.
364
00:17:16,427 --> 00:17:20,930
All right, all right! The
competition is about to start.
365
00:17:20,931 --> 00:17:23,966
Hey, if you haven't placed your
bets yet, you better hurry up.
366
00:17:23,967 --> 00:17:29,372
Pick the toddler you think is gonna
win, and give your money to Grant.
367
00:17:29,373 --> 00:17:30,773
What are they doing?
368
00:17:30,774 --> 00:17:34,544
Looks like they're betting on toddlers.
369
00:17:34,545 --> 00:17:39,465
Okay, the betting is
closed. Toddlers in place.
370
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:46,172
As always, first baby
to the ceiling wins.
371
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:48,091
Oh my God.
372
00:17:48,092 --> 00:17:51,194
Illegal toddler climbing!
373
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,175
And...
374
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:55,360
Climb!
375
00:18:00,571 --> 00:18:02,138
Are you guys seeing this?!
376
00:18:02,139 --> 00:18:05,076
Yeah, it's horrible!
377
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:06,809
Keep pointing your hat at the action!
378
00:18:06,810 --> 00:18:08,790
I am!
379
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,740
Press record.
380
00:18:23,564 --> 00:18:27,130
Wow, how do you pick locks like that?
381
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:30,032
I just jam this thing in
there and jiggle it around.
382
00:18:30,033 --> 00:18:33,297
Ah, the old jam and jiggle.
383
00:18:33,298 --> 00:18:36,205
No one calls it that.
384
00:18:36,206 --> 00:18:38,066
Poo.
385
00:18:44,648 --> 00:18:49,218
You bumped my butt and
you're breathing on my neck.
386
00:18:49,219 --> 00:18:52,421
Okay, the next race is up.
387
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,465
It's gonna be little
Chuckie from Culver City...
388
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,052
Yeah. Yeah.
389
00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:58,528
Racing baby Tiffany from Oxnard.
390
00:18:58,529 --> 00:19:01,631
- Tiffany, you got this.
- Oxnard, now that's fancy.
391
00:19:01,632 --> 00:19:03,366
It's my dream to live in Oxnard.
392
00:19:03,367 --> 00:19:04,634
Yeah.
393
00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:06,615
Ready?
394
00:19:07,362 --> 00:19:08,737
And...
395
00:19:08,738 --> 00:19:10,439
Hold it!
396
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,877
- Everybody stop what you're doing!
- Yeah, stop what you're doing.
397
00:19:14,878 --> 00:19:16,869
- It's them again.
- Who let you in here?
398
00:19:16,870 --> 00:19:18,914
I used the old jam and jiggle.
399
00:19:18,915 --> 00:19:20,383
You said no one says that.
400
00:19:20,384 --> 00:19:22,951
Well, now I like it.
401
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,168
Yay!
402
00:19:24,169 --> 00:19:26,289
Hi Dice.
403
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,390
You know them?
404
00:19:27,391 --> 00:19:30,514
Uh... no, no. I'm not Dice, I'm...
405
00:19:30,515 --> 00:19:33,215
Billy Fahrenheit!
406
00:19:34,731 --> 00:19:36,332
Throw those chicks outta here.
407
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,662
Love to. Let's go, cupcake.
It's time for you to...
408
00:19:38,663 --> 00:19:40,463
Ah!
409
00:19:40,816 --> 00:19:43,186
Ah my God! She's got
her pinky up my nose!
410
00:19:43,187 --> 00:19:46,942
Help me! It's in there so deep!
411
00:19:46,943 --> 00:19:50,666
I'd scratch your brain
if I could find it.
412
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:55,047
Where does she come up with this stuff?
413
00:19:55,409 --> 00:19:57,554
Anybody else want my
pinky up their nose?
414
00:19:57,555 --> 00:19:59,755
- No, no.
- Not me, not me.
415
00:19:59,756 --> 00:20:02,558
Yeah, we didn't think so.
416
00:20:02,559 --> 00:20:07,430
Now listen, illegal toddler
climbing makes me sick.
417
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:10,700
You guys are a disgrace to babysitting.
418
00:20:10,701 --> 00:20:13,436
- So?
- Yeah, you can't prove nothing.
419
00:20:13,437 --> 00:20:18,541
Oh. So you don't mind if we
show this video to the cops?
420
00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:20,843
♪Hey there, big thermometer.
421
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:22,712
♪'Mometer, 'mometer.
422
00:20:22,713 --> 00:20:24,447
♪Hey there, big thermometer.
423
00:20:24,448 --> 00:20:27,928
- Wrong video.
- Hang on...
424
00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:36,024
All right, what do you want?
425
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,426
Your Snortch password.
426
00:20:37,427 --> 00:20:40,263
So we can log in and
delete those mean reviews.
427
00:20:40,264 --> 00:20:42,632
And you guys are gonna
get out of babysitting.
428
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:44,133
- Forever.
- Understood?
429
00:20:44,134 --> 00:20:46,335
- Yeah. Understood.
- Okay. Fine.
430
00:20:46,336 --> 00:20:50,221
And... I want everyone here to repeat
this poem I wrote on the way over.
431
00:20:50,222 --> 00:20:51,574
Hands on your hearts.
432
00:20:51,575 --> 00:20:53,495
What?
433
00:20:58,315 --> 00:21:00,883
"Gambling is bad, illegal, and wrong".
434
00:21:00,884 --> 00:21:04,720
Gambling is bad, illegal and wrong.
435
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:08,722
"In China, a popular last name is Wong".
436
00:21:08,723 --> 00:21:13,043
In China, a popular last name is Wong.
437
00:21:13,163 --> 00:21:16,532
"So never gamble, it's
a road to disaster"...
438
00:21:16,533 --> 00:21:20,197
So never gamble, it's
a road to disaster...
439
00:21:20,198 --> 00:21:24,337
"Unless you're in Vegas, in
which case it's acceptable".
440
00:21:24,338 --> 00:21:26,258
Amen.
441
00:21:26,834 --> 00:21:30,635
Okay, now you idiots get out of here.
442
00:21:30,636 --> 00:21:33,563
Guys, take these clowns upstairs,
get their Snortch password,
443
00:21:33,564 --> 00:21:36,241
and delete all those bad reviews.
444
00:21:36,242 --> 00:21:38,459
- Let's go.
- You serious?
445
00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:44,100
- He's just a kid, you know?
- I know it's just... Go!
446
00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:50,086
Sam, look the babies
are climbing up the wall!
447
00:21:50,087 --> 00:21:52,215
Yeah, I guess we should get them down.
448
00:21:52,216 --> 00:21:54,136
Yeah.
449
00:21:54,904 --> 00:21:58,024
- Come on!
- Come on!
450
00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,941
- Faster!
- Higher! Come on!
451
00:22:22,695 --> 00:22:28,595
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