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Previously on "Impastor"...
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- Don't!
- What are you doing, man?
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- [screams]
- [water splashes]
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My plan was to take over
Jonathan Barlow's life
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till I figured out my next move.
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We are very proud to have a gay pastor.
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What are you doing?
He plays for my team.
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I am not so sure about that.
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What do we really know about this guy?
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Baby, one more time!
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[gunshot]
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Ho ho ho.
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You're very charming.
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You're leaving your wife for a hooker?
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Oh! She is no such thing!
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- You told him to do this?
- No!
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Thou shalt not kill.
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[tires squealing]
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You're under arrest for the
murder of Jonathan Barlow.
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You're making a big mistake here.
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Yeah, never heard that before.
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It was over. I was going to jail.
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But at least it was better
than getting killed by Damien.
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[tires screeching]
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Get down!
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[gunshots]
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[engine revs, tires squealing]
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Let's go! Let's go!
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Wait. You're going after him?
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♪ Steady ride, steady go ♪
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♪ Steady, she's been
such a long time gone ♪
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♪ Steady ride, steady go ♪
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♪ Steady, she's been
such a long time gone ♪
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♪ Whoo! ♪
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Guys, you really think
this is a good ide...
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[tires screeching]
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♪ Put on that red light ♪
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♪ I can tell that you're hard to break ♪
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♪ Whoa oh oh oh oh oh ♪
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♪ It could be the second coming now ♪
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♪ Whoa oh oh oh ♪
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Stick with him, man.
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♪ Where you gonna run to now? ♪
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[tires screech]
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You know I don't have
a seat belt, right?
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♪ Whoo! Put on that red light ♪
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♪ Fleet Foot Rosie's on the run gain ♪
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♪ Put on that red light ♪
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♪ I can tell that you're to break ♪
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♪Where you gonna run to now? ♪
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Damn! Where'd he go?
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Looks like he lost you.
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[gunshot]
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♪♪
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[tires squealing]
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It's against regulation to give chase
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with a civilian in the car.
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You're right. Good thinking.
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Who the hell is that guy?
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- Damien Westbrook.
- You serious?
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- W-who's Damien
Westbrook? - Really, Tim?
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He's one of the five most
wanted men in Portland.
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We had a whole briefing about him.
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Optional briefing.
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What's your connection
with a big guy like that?
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- I can't tell you.
- Why?
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'Cause I haven't come
up with a good lie yet.
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And then, like a gift
from heaven, there it was.
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Okay, fine.
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You might as well know.
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I'm undercover FBI.
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I've been working the
Westbrook case for three years.
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That's bullshit!
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You're Buddy Dobbs,
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and you killed Jonathan Barlow.
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Barlow jumped off a bridge.
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After I faked Dobbs' death,
I needed a new identity fast,
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so the Bureau gave me his.
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Yeah, right. If you're FBI,
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let's see some ID.
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Yeah, sure, because all
undercover agents carry ID.
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It's a big FBI badge we
wear over our FBI T-shirts.
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Did you two bozos even
graduate the academy?
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- Of course we did.
- Why? What did you hear?
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We're not buying any of
this until we can confirm it.
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- I'm calling my buddy at the FBI.
- Good idea.
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I'm getting really worried about Buddy.
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I mean, why would he
just run out like that?
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Where did he go?
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I've never seen anything like it.
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Even when Pastor Willis'
gallbladder burst
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- he finished the service.
- Oh, my gosh.
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Do you think we should
call Ladner General?
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Okay, let's not overreact.
I'm sure he's fine.
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Then why isn't he answering his phone?
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[cell phone vibrating]
Damn it.
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[sighs]
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My friend says he can't confirm or deny
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any undercover operations.
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I don't have clearance.
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Yeah, I could've told you that.
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- Now unhook me.
- That doesn't prove you're FBI.
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Let's go down to Portland
and sort this out.
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Wait, wait, wait.
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- I got a better idea.
- Yeah?
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You guys came up for a bust, right?
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What if I let you take down Damien?
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Why would you do that?
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So I can stay undercover
and go after his boss.
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24 hours... that's all we'll need.
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You could be heroes.
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Pros... we get a guy like Westbrook,
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we finally get some respect,
maybe even a promotion.
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Cons... if Dobbs is lying and he runs,
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we just let a murderer get away.
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- We can't let that happen.
- No.
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Not again.
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[sighs]
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All right, you got 24 hours.
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Wise decision, my law
enforcement brothers.
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Hey! What the hell? You LoJacking me?
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Call it insurance.
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If you're FBI, we get a major bust.
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If you're lying, we still have you.
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Any problem with that, Club Fed?
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No. No problem at all.
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- Hey, everybody.
- Buddy!
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- There you are!
- Oh, thank God you're alive.
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[grunts]
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Are you hurt anywhere?
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- Oh, my.
- What happened?
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You said you were going to the bathroom,
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and then you never came back.
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If you're on the junk,
we have a right to know.
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Look, I'm sorry for leaving,
but on my way to the bathroom,
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I got a Pastor 911 call.
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Somebody was threatening to, uh...
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- end it all.
- Oh, my gosh!
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- Who?
- That's confidential.
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Luckily I was able to talk
this troubled soul out of it.
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Couldn't do this on the phone?
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Alden, he saved a man's life.
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Or woman?
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Let this be a reminder...
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to cherish life...
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every day.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I've been holding it in
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- since the sermon.
- Ooh. Ow. [chuckles]
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I had two choices...
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go to prison or face a man
who wanted to kill me.
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So I took number three... hack
off this bracelet and run.
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Hello, Pastor.
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Jesus.
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You scared me.
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You should be scared.
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I don't take well to
people ruining my marriage.
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Yeah, I noticed.
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You got quite a left hook there, Rocky.
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Your reference escapes me.
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Never seen the movie "Rocky"?
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- I don't enjoy entertainment.
- Huh.
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What I do enjoy is my prominent standing
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in this community, and
I am not about to lose it
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because you filled Alden's head
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with some gibberish
about following his heart.
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Look, Hilva, it's not my fault.
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When I say stuff to Alden,
the last thing I expect
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- is for him to listen.
- Well...
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apparently you have his ear.
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So you need to convince
him not to throw away
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40 years of marriage for some trollop!
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- Trollop?
- Whore.
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[gasps] Ooh.
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And for your own good,
you will do it soon.
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Trust me, you don't know what it's like
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to be on my bad side.
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I bet it's a lot like this.
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Except you're living in your car.
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Did you know I hold
the deed on this house?
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You wouldn't kick me out, would you?
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Oh, really?
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Don't make me laugh.
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Is that even possible?
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[groans wackily]
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[rolling tongue]
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You're tough.
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I think there might be
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more going on with Buddy
than he's letting on.
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I mean, he was acting
weird at the service
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before he got that call.
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No, no, no, don't worry.
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If something were going on with
Buddy, I would know about it.
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Thanks. He can't hide anything from me.
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I... [sighs]
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So how was your date last
night with Dave the handyman?
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Does he know how to use his hammer?
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[snickers] Sex pun. I love it.
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Did he... did he loosen
your lug nuts with pliers?
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I don't know what that means.
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Me neither. I'm not good at this.
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What about you? What's up
with you and that accountant?
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Have you made your move yet?
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No, I don't make moves, Russell.
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Look, I have always believed
that if I am meant to be
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with someone, God will make it happen.
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God is not your pimp, Dora.
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You need to let a guy
know you're interested.
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Use some body language.
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Yeah, like make eye contact,
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lick your lips,
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or maybe, like, gently touch his arm.
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When you walk away, always glance back.
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Guys love that.
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Okay, maybe I'll... try it.
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I might snag myself a nice dentist
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who could floss my gums. [chuckles]
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- That's a sex pun.
- Uhuh.
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[mischievous music]
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♪
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- [electricity zaps]
- Aah! God damn it!
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God, sh...
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God!
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Oh, looky here.
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Our guy's trying to
take off his bracelet.
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I knew his FBI story was bullshit.
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Good afternoon. I'm Detective Hyde.
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- This is Detective Lovello.
- Well, hello.
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[romantic music]
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♪♪
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- I'm Dora.
- We're here to see the pastor.
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Oh, is this about the break-in?
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'Cause if so, I'd be happy to
answer any questions that...
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you might have.
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Uh, the pastor, please?
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Sure. No. He's in his study.
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Right down the hall.
Here, um, follow me.
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You know, the... Oh, yeah.
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You got it. [clears throat]
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Busted! And don't give us any excuses.
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You're trying to take that bracelet off.
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[tool clangs] You're right.
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- You got me.
- He said no excuses!
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Look, I'm just trying
to stay alive here.
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- [scoffs]
- You saw that lunatic.
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If Damien finds this thing
on me, I'm a dead man.
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All right?
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Now, how about it?
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You're an undercover guy.
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Just keep it undercover.
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And don't wear shorts.
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[dramatic music]
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Now I had no choice. I
had to go after Damien.
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But I could only think
of one way to reach him.
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Afternoon.
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I'm Pastor Buddy Barlow,
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and, uh, I'd like to ask a favor.
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Clergy pay tickets like everyone else.
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Oh, it's not that, Officer.
259
00:09:57,713 --> 00:09:59,546
- Sheriff.
- I'm sorry.
260
00:09:59,909 --> 00:10:01,896
Do you remember those
two men who were killed
261
00:10:01,921 --> 00:10:03,621
by the tree a while ago?
262
00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,717
Well, I was asked
263
00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:07,326
by Jamaal King's poor, sick grandmother
264
00:10:07,351 --> 00:10:10,052
to retrieve her baby's belongings...
265
00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:12,993
you know, cell phone, et cetera.
266
00:10:12,995 --> 00:10:15,663
We only release personal
items to family members.
267
00:10:15,665 --> 00:10:17,615
I understand that, but, uh...
268
00:10:19,069 --> 00:10:21,435
I'm going to Portland, and...
269
00:10:21,437 --> 00:10:24,029
I would love to make
an old homeless woman
270
00:10:24,054 --> 00:10:26,884
with a heart condition happy.
271
00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:30,344
Then buy her a bus ticket
to come here and get them.
272
00:10:30,572 --> 00:10:32,307
May God bless your soul.
273
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:37,217
[mischievous music]
274
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:42,946
♪
275
00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:49,659
All I needed was to get
Sheriff Cranky Pants
276
00:10:49,684 --> 00:10:51,098
out of there for a minute.
277
00:10:51,100 --> 00:10:55,140
♪♪
278
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:03,371
[gunshot]
279
00:11:06,403 --> 00:11:08,851
Raise your tail at me, bitch.
280
00:11:10,210 --> 00:11:14,222
♪
281
00:11:22,369 --> 00:11:23,568
[thuds]
282
00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:28,569
♪♪
283
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:30,354
- _
- [indistinct chatter]
284
00:11:34,719 --> 00:11:35,878
_
285
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,096
Ooh, jawbreaker.
286
00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:56,907
[suspenseful music]
287
00:11:56,932 --> 00:11:59,873
♪
288
00:12:14,094 --> 00:12:15,962
[clatter]
289
00:12:18,615 --> 00:12:21,983
♪♪
290
00:12:22,447 --> 00:12:24,284
Oh, Pastor.
291
00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:26,388
Oh, hey, there, Alden.
292
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,973
I just noticed your Japanese car
293
00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,731
parked near the police station.
294
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,966
Are you filing an assault
complaint against me?
295
00:12:33,617 --> 00:12:35,636
- I drive a Chevy.
- Perhaps.
296
00:12:36,070 --> 00:12:38,119
The point is, I want
to nip this in the bud
297
00:12:38,144 --> 00:12:42,676
and, well, apologize
for striking you before.
298
00:12:43,177 --> 00:12:44,878
Well, you do realize when you hit me,
299
00:12:44,880 --> 00:12:46,513
it's like hitting the Lord himself.
300
00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,958
[groans] There is no excuse.
301
00:12:48,983 --> 00:12:51,814
We Lutherans are trained
to keep our emotions inside.
302
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:54,240
I'm not an Episcopalian, for God sakes.
303
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,175
- Forget it, Alden.
- Okay.
304
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:57,033
- But while I have you...
- Oh.
305
00:12:57,326 --> 00:12:59,808
As your pastor, I would advise you
306
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:01,872
to think long and hard
before throwing away
307
00:13:01,897 --> 00:13:04,020
40 years of marriage for another woman,
308
00:13:04,045 --> 00:13:06,412
especially a hooker.
309
00:13:06,477 --> 00:13:08,913
Stop calling her that!
310
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,181
Apology accepted!
311
00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,006
[cell phone rings]
312
00:13:16,126 --> 00:13:18,102
Who's calling me from
a dead man's phone?
313
00:13:18,127 --> 00:13:20,958
- Hey, it's me, Buddy.
- Well, that's fitting.
314
00:13:21,121 --> 00:13:23,157
Look, I want to make
things right between us.
315
00:13:23,182 --> 00:13:25,520
- I got your 32 grand.
- No, no, no.
316
00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:27,412
It's 40 grand now.
317
00:13:27,584 --> 00:13:29,085
Punk-ass-bitch tax.
318
00:13:30,281 --> 00:13:31,403
Okay, but once I pay you,
319
00:13:31,428 --> 00:13:33,428
you'll leave me alone forever, right?
320
00:13:34,525 --> 00:13:35,826
Right?
321
00:13:38,289 --> 00:13:40,159
Okay, once I give Damien this bag,
322
00:13:40,184 --> 00:13:41,319
which he'll think is full of cash,
323
00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:42,698
you come in and make the bust.
324
00:13:42,723 --> 00:13:44,623
- Copy that.
- [device beeps]
325
00:13:44,865 --> 00:13:46,677
I just activated the
audio on the tether.
326
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,609
We'll be able to hear
everything you and Damien say.
327
00:13:48,634 --> 00:13:50,453
We should have a code word
in case things go south.
328
00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:52,064
"Mozzarella sticks"?
329
00:13:52,869 --> 00:13:54,619
- "Mozzarella sticks"?
- What?
330
00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:56,962
I'm ordering room service.
331
00:13:58,123 --> 00:14:00,220
All right, look, if I'm in trouble,
332
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:03,605
- I'll say the word "table."
- "Table." Got it.
333
00:14:03,630 --> 00:14:05,376
All right, now we just
wait till Damien calls me
334
00:14:05,401 --> 00:14:07,058
with the when and where, but be ready.
335
00:14:07,083 --> 00:14:08,482
Go-time could be any time.
336
00:14:08,721 --> 00:14:11,265
Even at night? 'Cause
we get off at 6:00.
337
00:14:11,708 --> 00:14:13,621
It was then I realized
my biggest worry
338
00:14:13,646 --> 00:14:16,180
wasn't these idiots arresting me.
339
00:14:16,341 --> 00:14:17,938
It was them getting me killed.
340
00:14:19,356 --> 00:14:20,835
I decided I'd
better have a backup
341
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,832
if things went bad with Damien.
342
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:24,392
[knock at door]
343
00:14:26,841 --> 00:14:28,422
- Hey.
- Hey.
344
00:14:28,622 --> 00:14:30,424
What brings you over?
345
00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:32,793
I was in my shop yesterday,
346
00:14:32,859 --> 00:14:35,282
and I saw the strangest sight.
347
00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:37,539
A middle-aged man slapping a pastor.
348
00:14:38,126 --> 00:14:39,934
That is strange. Anyone I know?
349
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,678
- What's going on, Buddy?
- [chuckles] I can't say.
350
00:14:43,703 --> 00:14:45,634
You know, attorney-pastor
privilege and all.
351
00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:47,362
Oh, well, then can you tell me
352
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,643
why you strapped a knife to your leg?
353
00:14:49,952 --> 00:14:51,545
I saw you through the window.
354
00:14:51,771 --> 00:14:53,725
[inhales deeply] Yes.
355
00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:55,568
I'm going to Ceravino's Steakhouse.
356
00:14:55,593 --> 00:14:57,251
You know how tough
their rib eyes can be.
357
00:14:57,253 --> 00:14:58,719
- Buddy...
- FYI...
358
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,555
I have a bottle of A1
strapped to my other leg.
359
00:15:01,784 --> 00:15:04,279
Okay, you don't want to tell me, don't,
360
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,727
but if you need help...
361
00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,433
hey, I'm here for you.
362
00:15:12,401 --> 00:15:14,468
[serious music]
363
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:17,249
Hey, handsome. I'm glad you called.
364
00:15:17,274 --> 00:15:19,140
I'm starving for an apple wedge.
365
00:15:19,142 --> 00:15:20,788
♪♪
366
00:15:20,813 --> 00:15:22,231
What's wrong?
367
00:15:23,449 --> 00:15:25,623
Well, frankly, I'm embarrassed to say.
368
00:15:25,827 --> 00:15:28,094
I have heard this ridiculous rumor
369
00:15:28,119 --> 00:15:30,795
that you are a-a-a...
370
00:15:30,820 --> 00:15:31,719
Forgive me...
371
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,023
A-a lady of the night.
372
00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,359
It's true.
373
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:39,827
Oh.
374
00:15:40,492 --> 00:15:43,539
If you expect an apology
or for me to be ashamed,
375
00:15:43,564 --> 00:15:44,893
you've got the wrong girl.
376
00:15:44,918 --> 00:15:46,283
No, it's not that.
377
00:15:46,308 --> 00:15:47,262
I-I tell you...
378
00:15:47,287 --> 00:15:50,188
I wish that you could see
yourself the way I see you...
379
00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:54,241
full of beauty and kindness
380
00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:56,043
and endless potential.
381
00:15:56,258 --> 00:15:57,375
Really?
382
00:15:58,142 --> 00:16:00,681
- You see me that way?
- I do.
383
00:16:01,235 --> 00:16:03,394
But then...
384
00:16:03,815 --> 00:16:05,350
I'm just a foolish old man.
385
00:16:05,689 --> 00:16:08,421
- Not to me you're not.
- Oh, well, yes, I am...
386
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:12,879
for believing that you
could ever be interested
387
00:16:12,904 --> 00:16:16,258
in me as anything other than a client.
388
00:16:17,016 --> 00:16:19,033
- Alden...
- Oh, now, please, don't.
389
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:26,976
♪♪
390
00:16:35,997 --> 00:16:38,419
Well, the steaks are
tough at Ceravino's.
391
00:16:38,444 --> 00:16:40,214
I filled out a comment card about it.
392
00:16:40,239 --> 00:16:42,007
But how do you explain this?
393
00:16:42,032 --> 00:16:44,519
So yesterday I was in the
park collecting pinecones
394
00:16:44,544 --> 00:16:46,127
for my sculptures, you
know how I like to...
395
00:16:46,129 --> 00:16:47,762
- Skip ahead, please.
- Okay.
396
00:16:47,764 --> 00:16:49,274
So I had just found this one
397
00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:51,487
that was a little sappy,
but salvageable...
398
00:16:51,512 --> 00:16:53,072
To the part that involves Buddy.
399
00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,121
Right. I heard him talking to someone
400
00:16:55,146 --> 00:16:57,138
on the phone about some kind of payoff,
401
00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:58,696
and he seemed upset.
402
00:16:58,721 --> 00:17:00,137
Wait. So Buddy was at the park, too?
403
00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:01,271
Well, I was gonna tell you that,
404
00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:02,843
but this one made me skip ahead.
405
00:17:02,845 --> 00:17:05,389
Do you think that maybe
he getting blackmailed?
406
00:17:05,414 --> 00:17:07,147
Huh. Do you think that's the real reason
407
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:09,235
the two detectives
wanted to talk to him?
408
00:17:09,455 --> 00:17:12,024
Wait. So knives,
blackmail, detectives...
409
00:17:12,049 --> 00:17:14,179
I mean, what do we think is going on?
410
00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,456
I don't know.
411
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,968
All I do know is that Buddy
has always been there for us,
412
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:19,232
so now it's our turn to make sure
413
00:17:19,257 --> 00:17:20,889
that nothing bad happens to him.
414
00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:22,689
I should probably move in with him
415
00:17:22,714 --> 00:17:24,849
until this crisis is over.
416
00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:31,294
Have you spoken to Pastor Barlow lately?
417
00:17:31,497 --> 00:17:33,846
Yes, and after our conversation,
418
00:17:33,871 --> 00:17:36,744
I've decided I'm not leaving
you for another woman.
419
00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:39,391
About time you came to your senses.
420
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:43,838
I'm leaving you because
I can't stand you.
421
00:17:44,182 --> 00:17:46,487
And I don't care what you say...
422
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:49,659
a cucumber is a fruit.
423
00:17:53,181 --> 00:17:55,863
And ever since my dear Norman passed,
424
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:58,966
- I've felt so alone.
- [phone whistles]_
425
00:17:58,968 --> 00:18:01,068
It's like the whole
world's abandoned me.
426
00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:03,370
- I got to go.
- But...
427
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:05,248
Hey, you're still pretty bone-able.
428
00:18:05,273 --> 00:18:07,275
Go to some cougar bar. You'll crush it.
429
00:18:09,185 --> 00:18:10,741
I don't care if Hyde's in the can.
430
00:18:10,766 --> 00:18:13,002
Tell him to pinch it off. It's go-time!
431
00:18:19,948 --> 00:18:21,617
[crash]
432
00:18:24,832 --> 00:18:25,826
Get out.
433
00:18:26,078 --> 00:18:28,447
I guess you moved up the meeting.
434
00:18:28,513 --> 00:18:31,514
[dramatic music]
435
00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,934
♪
436
00:18:41,522 --> 00:18:44,023
Goddamn, I was sick
of being in trunks,
437
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:46,827
and I doubted I could count
on another tree falling.
438
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:49,890
[mumbling]
439
00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,097
[whispering] Table. Table. Table.
440
00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:57,451
Mozzarella sticks!
441
00:18:57,483 --> 00:18:59,285
Where the hell are you guys?
442
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:01,772
Sorry, man, those 'zelly sticks
443
00:19:01,797 --> 00:19:03,296
really plugged me up.
444
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,050
Aw, damn!
445
00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:08,189
♪♪
446
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,437
[car door opens, closes]
447
00:19:12,695 --> 00:19:14,651
I had one thing going for me.
448
00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:17,160
The element of surprise. Aah!
449
00:19:17,185 --> 00:19:19,652
[groans] Is this yours?
450
00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,560
I found it back here. If
you're gonna have people
451
00:19:21,585 --> 00:19:23,318
riding in the trunk,
it's really dangerous.
452
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,578
- Get out.
- Okay.
453
00:19:30,771 --> 00:19:32,186
- Start walking.
- He's in trouble.
454
00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:33,805
We got to get to him.
455
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,370
Sweet. I've always wanted
to drive one of those babies.
456
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:51,167
- Yeah.
- Tim!
457
00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:55,396
[Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit
in the Sky" playing]
458
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,708
- You been here before?
- Keep moving.
459
00:19:57,765 --> 00:20:01,642
♪
460
00:20:01,685 --> 00:20:03,852
Pretty sure they shot "ET" here.
461
00:20:04,038 --> 00:20:06,623
♪♪
462
00:20:10,232 --> 00:20:11,509
Cool hole, bro...
463
00:20:12,157 --> 00:20:13,853
perfect for a bed of rosebushes.
464
00:20:13,899 --> 00:20:15,566
Or a body.
465
00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:17,021
Or a nice lemon tree.
466
00:20:17,048 --> 00:20:19,815
Come on, Damien. Can't
we talk about this?
467
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,403
Why? So you can tell
your cop friends about it?
468
00:20:22,428 --> 00:20:24,161
Now, I'll bet you're wired right now.
469
00:20:24,561 --> 00:20:26,797
No. No, no, no, see!
470
00:20:26,822 --> 00:20:29,668
Look! I'm not!
471
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,698
- I'm not wired.
- Good.
472
00:20:32,948 --> 00:20:35,041
Now I can kill you
without anyone hearing.
473
00:20:35,066 --> 00:20:37,285
Wait! I am wired!
474
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:39,577
Look. Look, right here.
475
00:20:39,644 --> 00:20:41,260
Cops will be here any second, man.
476
00:20:41,385 --> 00:20:42,818
Then I better kill you fast.
477
00:20:42,858 --> 00:20:44,124
That was a bluff!
478
00:20:44,288 --> 00:20:46,155
Look, this thing doesn't even work.
479
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:48,238
You can take your time.
480
00:20:48,403 --> 00:20:49,977
- Get up.
- Come on.
481
00:20:50,260 --> 00:20:52,707
Can't I just... just get
one... one final prayer?
482
00:20:52,732 --> 00:20:55,699
♪ Got to have a friend in Jesus ♪
483
00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:58,090
♪ So you know that when I die ♪
484
00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:01,025
[crying] Dear Jesus, please...
485
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,275
help me get... get out of here!
486
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,468
♪ Oh, set me up with
the spirit in the sky ♪
487
00:21:06,611 --> 00:21:08,186
That worked better in my head.
488
00:21:08,411 --> 00:21:10,778
Say good-bye, Buddy Dobbs.
489
00:21:10,905 --> 00:21:13,439
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest ♪
490
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:16,720
♪ I'm gonna go the
place that's the best ♪
491
00:21:16,969 --> 00:21:21,969
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