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Here we go.
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You don't gotta see him.
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But you will.
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I won't.
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The guy I met on the app is married.
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Cheating's cool.
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Not at all!
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Jesus. Masahide said he
wants to see me again.
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Guy's 80. How much drive can he have?
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He gave you 16 million
yen so don't complain.
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Tell him you're at a funeral.
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I did that already.
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You have other relatives.
Just keep it going.
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True.
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Well, I've done in 90 people so far.
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Awesome. A serial killer!
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Maybe I'll pull in 20 million this time.
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20 mill? I'll do that in a year.
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Really?
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Probably in half a year.
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For sure.
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Wanna bet?
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On what?
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I can take a vacation.
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Take me!
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I wanna go.
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Let's go!
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Where'll you take us?
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How about abroad?
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Thanks. I'll be back.
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Extraneous Matter
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It gets kinda confusing.
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Don't screw it up and send
it to the wrong person again.
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Even so, Adone is good at sidestepping.
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Adone here!
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She knows every trick in the book.
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She's a smooth operator.
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Fancy work should reflect on sales more.
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Alright, I got 100,000 points!
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Yes!
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Yes!
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Thanks.
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I'll be back.
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It can't be that bad.
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It's disgusting!
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He can't be that bad.
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But he's so utterly hot!
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See! He's irresistible!
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Today, like any other day,
has been so damn unremarkable.
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Welcome.
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Long time no see.
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Yeah.
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Hi, we're serving dinner menu...
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Coffee, please.
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Sure thing.
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What's up?
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How are you?
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Not too bad, how'bout you?
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Same.
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I see. Are you working?
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Yep.
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Same place?
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Which one?
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The record shop.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah?
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Here is your coffee, Sir.
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- So, what's up?
- I've moved.
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To where?
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Higashi-Kitazawa.
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One station further, huh?
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Yep.
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You could've gone a lot further.
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But I really like the area.
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I know.
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Got a bidet toilet, too.
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Have you?
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- So, what's up?
- One night,
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I came home and found it.
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What is it?
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Put it away.
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What's that thing?
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Dunno.
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It was there when I came home.
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Just like that?
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Just like that.
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Well, that's...
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I was scared.
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I almost wet myself.
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Can I see it again?
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Sure.
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Stop it.
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You don't touch there.
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Does it bite?
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Nope.
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Good.
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It's pretty gentle.
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One parfait.
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That's random.
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It's not for me,
for this little fella.
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What, parfait?
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It has a sweet tooth.
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Loves strawberries.
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Sure thing.
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Don't do that.
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You and your prudishness.
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So?
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You haven't changed a bit.
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You know, when I first saw it
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I found it utterly disgusting.
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But it grew on me and
now I find it charming.
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I don't know how to put it,
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but I think I can look after it
if I'm with you.
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I know I was a jerk back then.
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Here you are,
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your...parfait.
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Wait.
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Open wide.
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You're right!
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Is it nice?
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Look, how happy it looks!
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It's kind of cute.
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Right?
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Do you want more?
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Relax, will you?
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Can I feed it?
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Don't spill it.
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Isn't it adorable?
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Cutest thing ever.
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Do you want more?
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Alright, little one, you win.
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Stop that!
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Yummy, isn't it?
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My little pumpkin.
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Coexistence
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Propagation
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What are you doing?
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It's just said “Help me.”
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Where are you taking it?
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I can't do that job anymore.
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I know what you mean, it's gross.
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But if we refuse,
the factory won't...
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IS that still alive?
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Yes.
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"I want to live."
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He's saying: "I want to live"
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So you understand him?
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Yes.
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You think he'll eat?
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Open wide.
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“I don’t like spicy food.”
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H...hey, stop that, will you?
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"Looks yummy." he said.
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He said what? That's crazy!
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No eating! All right?
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No way! You hear me?
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Oh my god,
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don't eat it! Hands off, you!
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You can let him go.
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What if we get caught?
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We'll be arrested.
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But wouldn't we hate it
if we were him?
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To be squashed alive, right?
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Thank you, sir.
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He's saying "Oh shit!"
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How did they find out?
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I called them.
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What for?
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It's against the law.
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Isn't it?
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They're coming!
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We're done for.
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What the...
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Huh?
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He's vanished.
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What did he say then?
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I bet he said...
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something so awesome.
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Actually...
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I never understood him.
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Thanks for the food.
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Next up,
"Where have those 'matters' gone?"
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Since those 'matters', which infested
the whole world, all vanished that day,
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with a flash of light and screaming,
none have been found anywhere.
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The reason for the infestation and
the disappearance remain a mystery.
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What's your opinion on this?
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I'm baffled...
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Things always occur suddenly
without any warning, then
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they go away suddenly.
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Life consistently remains
impartially absurd.
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What's significant about that?
I don't know.
194
00:51:28,175 --> 00:51:31,975
When something starts to flow
and you're in it,
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you may try fight against it.
196
00:51:35,315 --> 00:51:37,355
Or you may go with the flow.
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00:51:40,235 --> 00:51:44,445
When people see you struggle,
some would cry for you,
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and some would laugh at you.
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Welcome.
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A beer.
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- A beer.
- It's five dollars.
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Welcome.
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00:53:09,285 --> 00:53:11,995
- A beer.
- Sure. It's five dollars.
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See you, then.
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Excuse me!
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You take care.
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Disappearance
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