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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Also starring Don Knotts.
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♪ Goin' down Cripple
Creek go on and run ♪
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♪ Goin' down Cripple
Creek to have a little fun ♪
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♪ Roll my britches
to my knees... ♪
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Oh, howdy, Barney.
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I see you got your
paycheck this month.
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Yeah, I got it.
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Is something wrong with it?
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Yes, there's
something wrong with it.
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Well, what?
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This check's made
out to Barney Fife.
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It oughta be made
out to Barney Sucker.
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What?
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Look at all these
deductions and this tax.
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There's nothing left,
for heaven sakes.
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Barney Sucker, that's who
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it oughta be made out to.
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Oh, Barney.
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Yeah, that's me, Barney Sucker.
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It's open season on Barney.
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Come on, everybody
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let's all take a bite
out of Barney Fife.
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Now, come on.
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Good ol' Barney.
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He makes it, he's
got it, let's take it.
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Now, Barney, you
just simmer down.
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Now, they're all legitimate
government deductions.
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Besides, you know what they say.
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Can't take it with you.
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Take it with me?
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They keep nibblin'
at me like this
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I'll be lucky if I
get to go myself.
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The only thing to do, I guess
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is invest my money
in some good stock.
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You know, something
that zooms overnight.
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Happens, you know.
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Oil stocks and uranium.
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Uh, you better watch
this investin' business.
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Woods are full of con men.
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You'd be just ripe
for the pluckin', too.
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Me? Ha, ha.
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Not likely. Not old
eagle-eye Barney.
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No?
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Well, now, I tell you
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if you're really
considerin' investin'
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why don't you
try coin collectin'?
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Coin collectin'?
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For investing?
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Well sure.
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It's a good hobby,
and you can't never tell
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when you'll run
across a rare old coin.
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Might bring you a
whole lot of money.
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A coin?
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Cut it out.
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Well, sure.
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Look here, look right here.
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Here. Yeah.
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See that nickel right there?
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Yeah.
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Now, I paid ten
dollars for that nickel.
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Month later, fellow
offered me 50 for it.
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Wouldn't surprise me a
bit if I was to advertise it,
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I'd get, oh, a couple
hundred dollars.
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For a nickel?
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Yeah.
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How come?
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Well, they made a
mistake at the Mint.
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Look right here. See
that buffalo right there?
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Yeah?
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Facing the wrong way.
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I'll be darned.
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Facing the wrong way, huh?
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Yeah.
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Huh. And that makes it valuable?
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Yup.
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Yeah, I don't expect
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there's more than two or three
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in the whole country.
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No foolin'?
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Mm-hmm.
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And it keeps
increasin' in value?
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Yeah, the fewer there
are on the market, yeah.
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You say there's only two?
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Oh, two or three at the most.
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Mm...
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ahem, uh...
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you wouldn't want
to sell it, would you?
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Hmm?
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You know of somebody
wants to buy it?
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Well, I might buy it.
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You might?
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Hmm.
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I couldn't give
you no $200, but...
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might go $50.
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$75?
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$75's a deal?
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Well, all right.
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Thank you, Andy.
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Yeah.
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How about that?
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Let me just compare
this with a regular nickel.
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Let's see there.
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Hey, Andy, the buffalo on this
nickel's facin' the same way!
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Oh, let me see that rare nickel.
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Now, now, now, which
way's the buffalo facing
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on your regular nickel?
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That way.
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Well, you see, the
buffalo on this rare nickel's
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facing that way.
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Yeah. See?
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See there?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I'll be darned.
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Yeah.
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Hey, now mine's
facing the same way.
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Darn you, Andy!
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Well, Barney, I, I was
just trying to show you
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how easy it'd be
for you to get taken.
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Well, I didn't think I
was going to get taken
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by my own friend
for heaven sakes.
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Well, I'm sorry.
Let's just forget it.
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Hi, Andy. Hi, Barney.
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Oh, hi, Ellie.
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This is Mr. Maxwell
from New York.
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Mr. Maxwell, this is
our sheriff, Andy Taylor
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and his deputy, Barney Fife.
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Oh.
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How do you do, sir?
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How are you? Howdy.
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Hello, Deputy.
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You a salesman, are you?
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Oh no, no, this
isn't a sample case.
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This is a portable
tape recorder.
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Mr. Maxwell makes, uh,
recordings of folk songs
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all over the world.
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He might want to do an album
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with some of the
people around here.
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Oh, well, I 'spect
that'd tickle everybody,
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don't you, Barney?
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As a matter of fact,
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I stopped in the drugstore
to get a bite to eat,
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and I got to talking
to Miss Walker,
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and she said that
possibly you could steer me
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to some of the
talent around here.
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Oh, I wouldn't be surprised.
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Say, this the first time
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I ever seen one of these
doohickeys in the flesh.
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How do they work?
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Well, let me give
you a demonstration.
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Sheriff, have you got
an outlet around here?
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Yeah, good place,
right over here.
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Well, here's the microphone.
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All we have to do is plug it in.
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Got a mike and everything.
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Turn it on.
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Huh.
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Now, here, Deputy, you
hold that in your hand.
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Now...
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Now, go ahead, say something
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right into the mike.
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Go ahead, Barney, say something.
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Ahem.
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Uh, t-testing, one, two, hello?
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Uh, say something official.
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Something you say every
day as a deputy sheriff.
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Oh, oh, yeah that.
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Of course.
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Uh, ahem, uh...
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Mayberry unit number one.
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Uh, ahem, to all units.
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Uh, roger and o-over.
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Over and, uh, and,
over and under.
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Uh, four-ten, ten-fou...
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Uh, bye.
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Well, that's good enough.
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Well, that thing sure takes
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the gumption out of you, though.
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Now, let's see how you sound.
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That's me?
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No, that's the
rewinding of the tape.
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Best not to play it too loud.
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You'll round up every
hog in the county.
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Now, let's press
this button here
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and listen to Barney's remarks.
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Uh, all units, uh, roger and...
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and over, over and,
uh, over and under.
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Uh...
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Well, Deputy,
you just got a case
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of mike fright.
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It happens to a lot of people.
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Well, I ain't much of a talker.
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In my business, this baby
does my talkin' for me.
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Why don't you sing a
song for Mr. Maxwell
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and hear how it
comes out on tape?
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Oh, no, I'm liable to come out
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all "uhs" like Barney.
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You might as well, Sheriff,
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because if I make
an album and it sells
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anybody who records for me
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will get the standard
percentage fee.
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Yeah?
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Uh, Mr. Maxwell, I don't
reckon you'd be interested
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in a small local band,
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bunch of young
fellas and myself.
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Got a banjer and guitars
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and mandolins,
such as that in it?
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Oh, it sounds great.
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Oh, well, good, good.
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I'll just, I'll just
get on the phone
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and call the boys up
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and we'll meet you over here
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at Floyd's Barbershop.
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Barbershop?
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Yeah, we play in there
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for Floyd a whole lot.
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He's the barber.
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We call it "Music to Snip By."
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Say, uh, Mr. Maxwell
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I, I think I'm over
my mike fright now.
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You got enough tape left there
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for a little "Que Sera, Sera,
Whatever Will Be, Will Be?"
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Turn it on.
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I'm ready any time
you are, Sheriff.
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Okay, now, I've been a-braggin'
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on us a whole lot,
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so let's do it good
for Mr. Maxwell.
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All right?
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♪ Used to have a old banjo ♪
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♪ It was all strung
up with twine ♪
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♪ And the only song
you could hear me sing ♪
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♪ Was "I Wish That
Gal Was Mine" ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, you kickin' mule ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, I say ♪
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♪ I ain't got time to kiss you
now, my mule's a-run away ♪
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♪ Took my wife to the barnyard ♪
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♪ And I set her down to supper ♪
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♪ She got choked
on a turkey leg ♪
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♪ And stuck her
nose in the butter ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, you kickin' mule ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, I say ♪
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♪ I ain't got time to kiss you
now, my mule's a-run away ♪
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♪ Face is like a coffee pot,
your nose is like a spout ♪
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♪ Your mouth is
like a fireplace ♪
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♪ With all the ashes out ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, you kickin' mule ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, I say ♪
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♪ I ain't got time to kiss you
now, my mule's a-run away ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, you kickin' mule ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, I say ♪
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♪ I ain't got time to kiss you
now, my mule's a-run away ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, you kickin' mule ♪
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♪ Whoa, mule, I say ♪
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♪ I ain't got time to kiss you
now, my mule's a-run away... ♪
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♪ What'cha gonna do when
the well runs dry, honey? ♪
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♪ What'cha gonna do when
the well runs dry, babe? ♪
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♪ What'cha gonna do
when the well runs dry? ♪
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♪ Set on the
bank, cry, cry, cry ♪
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♪ Honey, baby mine. ♪
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Oh, I thought that
was extra good.
262
00:09:44,134 --> 00:09:45,778
Oh, Andy, you and the
boys sounded wonderful.
263
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:46,845
Didn't they, Mr. Maxwell?
264
00:09:46,869 --> 00:09:48,631
If the rest of the
folks around here
265
00:09:48,655 --> 00:09:50,599
sound as good as
you, I've got it made.
266
00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,557
Say, Mr. Maxwell,
any time you're ready
267
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:55,427
for a little "Que Sera,
Sera," just speak up.
268
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:57,273
Oh, yes, Deputy, thanks. I will.
269
00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,564
Well, I got a little
sheriffin' to do.
270
00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,433
I'll get on back to the office.
271
00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:03,429
Now, now, you call on the
other folks I told you about.
272
00:10:03,453 --> 00:10:04,552
Thank you, Sheriff.
273
00:10:04,587 --> 00:10:05,864
And thank you, Miss Walker.
274
00:10:05,888 --> 00:10:06,854
Oh, well you're so welcome.
275
00:10:06,889 --> 00:10:07,855
Bye-bye, boys.
276
00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:08,901
We'll see you.
277
00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:09,890
Thanks a lot, Mr. Maxwell.
278
00:10:09,926 --> 00:10:11,270
Very nice, boys.
279
00:10:11,294 --> 00:10:12,927
Never better.
280
00:10:12,962 --> 00:10:15,341
Well, that's quite a
cooperative sheriff
281
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,442
you've got there.
282
00:10:16,466 --> 00:10:17,532
Yeah, he is.
283
00:10:17,567 --> 00:10:19,833
Say, uh, tell me, Mr. Maxwell.
284
00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,736
This folk music album
you're putting together
285
00:10:22,772 --> 00:10:25,122
is it really worth all
the fuss and bother?
286
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:26,374
Well, I think it is.
287
00:10:26,409 --> 00:10:29,410
After expenses, I hope to
make 25 cents an album.
288
00:10:29,446 --> 00:10:30,745
25 Cents!
289
00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:32,280
Sound like chicken feed to me.
290
00:10:32,315 --> 00:10:33,959
Well, it's hardly chicken feed.
291
00:10:33,983 --> 00:10:36,451
Do you know that if an
album like this goes over
292
00:10:36,486 --> 00:10:38,598
it can sell over 100,000 copies?
293
00:10:38,622 --> 00:10:41,088
That's $25,000
dollars profit right there.
294
00:10:41,124 --> 00:10:43,001
No, this has good possibilities.
295
00:10:43,025 --> 00:10:44,909
$25,000?
296
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,878
Well, suppose it
sold more than that?
297
00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:48,913
Suppose it sold,
uh, a million copies?
298
00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,759
Yeah, a million... we're
talking about, what's it?
299
00:10:50,783 --> 00:10:51,749
25 cents, a hundred thou...
300
00:10:51,784 --> 00:10:53,296
He said, a, a
hundred. Wait a minute.
301
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:54,930
Well, that's a quarter
of a million dollars.
302
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:57,522
You're making all that
money off our folk songs?
303
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,956
What do we get out of it?
304
00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,758
Well, the performers get
305
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,105
the standard rate of royalty.
306
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,077
Three cents a record.
307
00:11:03,113 --> 00:11:05,207
What about us that can't sing
308
00:11:05,231 --> 00:11:07,076
or play an instrument
or anything like that?
309
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,567
Folk songs belong to us
just the same as the others.
310
00:11:09,602 --> 00:11:12,036
And, seems like we oughta
kinda share in the profits.
311
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,082
Isn't that right, boys?
312
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:14,684
Well, yeah, it's only fair.
313
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,718
Now, wait a minute.
314
00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:18,009
I'm investing my own
money in this venture.
315
00:11:18,045 --> 00:11:19,811
Well, then, let us
invest some money.
316
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:21,791
You mean, you want to buy stock
317
00:11:21,815 --> 00:11:23,059
in the enterprise?
318
00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,849
Right, yeah, yeah.
319
00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:27,152
Oh, no, no. I wouldn't
want you to risk your money.
320
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,115
Besides, I hadn't planned
on issuing any stock.
321
00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:30,632
Well, plan on it, plan on it.
322
00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,652
You can't hog a whole
million dollars just to yourself.
323
00:11:32,676 --> 00:11:34,319
Yeah, I've been looking
for a good investment.
324
00:11:34,343 --> 00:11:35,343
Y' me, too.
325
00:11:35,378 --> 00:11:36,343
And so have I.
326
00:11:36,379 --> 00:11:38,557
Gentlemen, are you sure?
327
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:39,981
Yeah!
328
00:11:47,791 --> 00:11:49,290
Mm-hmm.
329
00:11:49,325 --> 00:11:51,525
Mm-hmm.
330
00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,281
Market was a little
bullish yesterday.
331
00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,450
Industrials up,
332
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:01,552
utilities moved
ahead in quiet trading.
333
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,237
Chemicals held firm.
334
00:12:03,273 --> 00:12:05,439
Mm-hmm.
335
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,225
What'cha readin', Barney?
336
00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:08,509
Oh, the stock market.
337
00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:10,578
Now I bought into one stock
338
00:12:10,613 --> 00:12:11,874
I might as well
buy into another.
339
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,548
What?
340
00:12:13,583 --> 00:12:16,317
Well, the financial page
calls that "diversifyin'".
341
00:12:16,352 --> 00:12:19,287
So, Barney Fife's
gonna diversify.
342
00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:21,922
'Course, I don't
suppose you'd know
343
00:12:21,957 --> 00:12:23,469
a whole lot about
that, would ya?
344
00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:24,842
Want me to explain it to ya?
345
00:12:26,212 --> 00:12:28,079
See, when you
diversify, why, you...
346
00:12:28,114 --> 00:12:29,425
Barney, maybe
you'd better explain
347
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,693
something else first.
348
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:31,683
Did, uh, did I hear you say
349
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:32,929
you bought some stock?
350
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:33,985
That's right.
351
00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:35,352
You thinkin' of comin' in?
352
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,621
If you ain't a plunger
353
00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,222
you better stay out of it, boy.
354
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,523
You'll get killed.
355
00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,203
Wh-what was it you invested in?
356
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,661
It wasn't coin
collectin', I'll tell ya that.
357
00:12:43,697 --> 00:12:45,240
All right, now, what was it?
358
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:47,231
I sunk it in the
record business.
359
00:12:47,266 --> 00:12:49,278
You sunk it in the
record business?
360
00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,267
Mm-hmm.
361
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,663
How much did you sink?
362
00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,305
40 bucks.
363
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,373
It ought to turn over
a profit right quick.
364
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,542
When it does, I diversify.
365
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,877
Now, when you diversify...
366
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,156
Barney, Barney, Barney...
367
00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:02,558
where'd you buy this stock?
368
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:06,250
I bought into Mr. Maxwell's
folk song album.
369
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,613
I didn't know that Mr. Maxwell
370
00:13:08,637 --> 00:13:09,915
was sellin' any stock.
371
00:13:09,939 --> 00:13:11,672
Well, he wasn't goin' to
372
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,285
but me and the boys
over at the barbershop,
373
00:13:13,309 --> 00:13:14,575
we talked him into it.
374
00:13:14,611 --> 00:13:16,277
You talked him into it?
375
00:13:16,313 --> 00:13:17,278
Yeah.
376
00:13:17,313 --> 00:13:19,280
See, when Maxwell
admitted that he could make
377
00:13:19,315 --> 00:13:21,148
as much as a million
dollars on the album
378
00:13:21,183 --> 00:13:24,719
me and the boys, we shamed
him into lettin' us buy in.
379
00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:26,621
Tried to talk his way out of it
380
00:13:26,656 --> 00:13:28,289
but we cornered him good.
381
00:13:28,324 --> 00:13:31,859
Barney, you know you just fell
382
00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,763
for the oldest slicker
game in the world, don't ya?
383
00:13:38,668 --> 00:13:40,267
You don't see it, do ya?
384
00:13:40,303 --> 00:13:42,570
Well, it's like they say.
385
00:13:42,605 --> 00:13:44,316
Stock market's
where you separate
386
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:45,706
the men from the boys.
387
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,675
I'll see ya, boy.
388
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,522
Let me know next
time you come across
389
00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:51,145
one of them rare nickels
390
00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,180
with the buffalo
facin' the wrong way.
391
00:13:55,284 --> 00:13:58,018
I should have
sold him that nickel.
392
00:13:58,054 --> 00:14:00,955
Then at least he'd own
somethin' worth a nickel.
393
00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,138
I don't see anything wrong
394
00:14:06,162 --> 00:14:07,640
with people
investing in his album.
395
00:14:07,664 --> 00:14:09,342
If he sells it to a
big record company,
396
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:10,843
we all stand to make a profit.
397
00:14:10,867 --> 00:14:13,368
"We all stand"?
398
00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:15,470
Ellie you, uh, you didn't, uh...
399
00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,372
Well, yes I did.
400
00:14:17,407 --> 00:14:19,940
Aw, come on now.
401
00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:23,694
Don't tell me you fell for
that con game of his, too.
402
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,480
Are you implying
Mr. Maxwell is dishonest?
403
00:14:26,516 --> 00:14:28,182
I'm not implying anything.
404
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:30,117
I just say when you
see a weasel's tracks,
405
00:14:30,152 --> 00:14:31,769
lock up your hens.
406
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:33,437
Mr. Maxwell is no weasel.
407
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,651
He sounded
perfectly sincere to me
408
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,453
when he first walked in here
409
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:39,677
and I still happen
to believe him.
410
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,330
Well, you make it sound
as if I'm stupid and gullible.
411
00:14:42,365 --> 00:14:43,897
Oh, no, Ellie, hey.
412
00:14:43,933 --> 00:14:46,900
Ain't no reason for you to
get your pin feathers ruffled.
413
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:53,891
Uh, don't I... don't I get
a little whipped cream?
414
00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:56,844
Gollie.
415
00:14:58,915 --> 00:15:01,081
Now, now, now, now take it easy.
416
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:03,718
I just want to eat it. I
don't want to climb it.
417
00:15:03,753 --> 00:15:05,831
You oughta be ashamed
of yourself, Andy,
418
00:15:05,855 --> 00:15:08,222
starting suspicious
rumors about Mr. Maxwell.
419
00:15:08,257 --> 00:15:10,491
Well, I'm just doing my job,
420
00:15:10,527 --> 00:15:12,126
protecting the folks
here in Mayberry.
421
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,011
That's my duty as
sheriff, you know.
422
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:16,425
You wouldn't be a little bit
jealous of him, would you?
423
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,781
Jealous?
424
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,585
Well, why would I be jealous?
425
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,820
Hi Paw. Hi Miss Ellie.
426
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:23,865
Oh, hi Op.
427
00:15:23,889 --> 00:15:24,933
Hi, honey.
428
00:15:24,957 --> 00:15:26,824
Ellie... Looks good, Paw.
429
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,571
Well, fine. Hop
up and have some.
430
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,635
Now, now look, Ellie.
431
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,407
I didn't come in
here to start a fight.
432
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,709
I suppose you think I'm in
cahoots with Mr. Maxwell.
433
00:15:33,733 --> 00:15:34,743
Is that what you think?
434
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,250
I don't think any such thing.
435
00:15:36,285 --> 00:15:38,080
What are you two spattin' about?
436
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,187
Nothing. Eat your sundae.
437
00:15:39,222 --> 00:15:40,332
Now, tell him Andy.
438
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:41,500
Tell him how suspicious you are.
439
00:15:41,524 --> 00:15:42,968
How you don't trust anybody.
440
00:15:42,992 --> 00:15:44,192
I trust people.
441
00:15:44,227 --> 00:15:45,437
She just won't listen to reason.
442
00:15:45,461 --> 00:15:46,539
I'll listen to reason,
443
00:15:46,563 --> 00:15:48,306
but your father can't
give me a single good one.
444
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,296
Of course I can.
445
00:15:49,331 --> 00:15:50,297
I'm just trying to tell her
446
00:15:50,332 --> 00:15:51,510
to be careful of a stranger.
447
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,629
The stranger happens to be
a perfectly trustworthy man.
448
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,602
But she don't know that.
449
00:15:54,637 --> 00:15:56,115
Well, I have no
reason to mistrust him.
450
00:15:56,139 --> 00:15:57,739
Well, she's got no
reason to trust him...
451
00:15:57,774 --> 00:15:59,618
I happen to know an
honest face when I see one.
452
00:15:59,642 --> 00:16:00,608
How'd you get into this?
453
00:16:00,643 --> 00:16:02,343
I don't know.
454
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,498
I just came in to have
some of your sundae.
455
00:17:04,057 --> 00:17:06,523
Oh, that was wonderful,
boys, just wonderful.
456
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,742
Uh, they're great, Sheriff.
457
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,021
I'm glad you like 'em.
458
00:17:09,045 --> 00:17:11,345
It's just the music I was
looking for, authentic.
459
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,080
And I've got you to
thank for it, Sheriff.
460
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,448
Uh, yeah.
461
00:17:14,483 --> 00:17:15,844
We appreciate you lettin' us
462
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,146
play for you, Mr. Maxwell.
463
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,285
Well, thank you.
464
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:19,637
We appreciate you lettin' us
465
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,672
buy stock in your
recording company, too.
466
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,957
Well, let's hope it
works well for all of us.
467
00:17:23,993 --> 00:17:25,443
Well, thanks again, boys.
468
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,444
That'll be all for tonight.
469
00:17:26,479 --> 00:17:27,445
See ya, boys.
470
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,480
Night, Andy.
471
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,480
Good night, now.
472
00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:31,014
You, uh, figure these tapes
473
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,350
gonna really amount
to somethin', do ya?
474
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:34,818
I certainly hope so.
475
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,288
You know, right now
the market for folk music
476
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:38,456
is at its height.
477
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,102
And I have high
hopes that this project
478
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,403
is really gonna take me places.
479
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,393
Oh.
480
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,394
Say, Sheriff,
481
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,006
almost everyone around here has
482
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,608
insisted on becoming a partner.
483
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:48,210
Don't you want to come in, too?
484
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,201
Oh, no, no, no.
485
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,336
I guess I'm just not a plunger.
486
00:17:52,371 --> 00:17:53,870
Oh.
487
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,555
I was pushin' him
pretty hard last night
488
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,090
when I got him to admit that
489
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,225
he's gonna round up
everythin' he can get here
490
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,227
and then it's bye-bye Mayberry
491
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,795
and bye-bye your money, too.
492
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,363
Oh, that don't make sense, Andy.
493
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,621
Why should he let
on to you, the sheriff
494
00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:12,656
that he was
intendin' to skip town
495
00:18:12,691 --> 00:18:14,458
with our money? Huh? Why?
496
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:15,604
Yeah, why? Why?
497
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,573
He-he-he didn't exactly
let on to anything.
498
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:18,607
It's just I can see through
499
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:19,908
all that fake honesty.
500
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,910
He even tried to
sell me some stock.
501
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,479
But I turned him down flat.
502
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:25,447
If you're that
suspicious of this fella,
503
00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:26,970
why don't we call him
504
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,517
and have ourselves
a little talk with him?
505
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:29,884
That's a good idea, Floyd.
506
00:18:29,908 --> 00:18:31,242
Excuse me.
507
00:18:33,279 --> 00:18:34,645
Hello, Sarah?
508
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:35,824
This is official.
509
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,208
Get me the hotel right away.
510
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,429
Barney Fife.
511
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:41,530
We'll soon see
512
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:42,897
just how much grounds you have
513
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:44,299
for suspectin' him, Andy.
514
00:18:44,323 --> 00:18:45,700
If you ask me, with you I think
515
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,369
it's just a case of sour grapes.
516
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:48,903
Yeah, he-hello, Jason?
517
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,428
Ring me Mr. Maxwell's
room right away.
518
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:55,518
Barney Fife.
519
00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,546
Just plain sour
grapes, that's all it is.
520
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,536
We're all in this thing
521
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,781
but you ain't, so you just...
522
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,272
Wh-What?
523
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,940
What'd you say, Jason?
524
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:07,611
Oh.
525
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,781
What is it, Barney?
526
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,518
Mr. Maxwell checked
out this morning.
527
00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:16,187
He skipped!
528
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,188
What?
529
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:18,289
We been took.
530
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,725
Another buffalo
pointin' the wrong way.
531
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,607
All right, Sergeant.
532
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,908
If you was to spot him,
533
00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:28,710
I'd appreciate you
lettin' me know.
534
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:31,001
All right. Yes, sir.
535
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:34,071
Well, he's not in Raleigh.
536
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,284
Now, now where in the world
537
00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,785
could Maxwell
have disappeared to
538
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,019
in six hours?
539
00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,941
All right. Quiet! Quiet
down, everybody!
540
00:19:41,965 --> 00:19:43,380
Now this is law man's work.
541
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,749
We'll get him.
542
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,784
We'll put out an
all points bulletin.
543
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,920
We'll set up
roadblocks everywhere.
544
00:19:48,955 --> 00:19:51,789
I'll get him. I'll
track him down
545
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,024
if it takes forever.
546
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:55,793
And then I'm gonna
bring him in alive, Andy.
547
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:58,512
Because this boy's mine.
548
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:07,855
Well, I hope you're
satisfied, Sheriff.
549
00:20:07,890 --> 00:20:09,422
You've incited this entire town
550
00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,707
against Mr. Maxwell.
551
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,993
Well, he did the
incitin' when he left.
552
00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:15,930
But you still don't know that
he's done anything wrong.
553
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,664
Anything wrong?
554
00:20:17,700 --> 00:20:19,533
He stole $40 of mine.
555
00:20:19,568 --> 00:20:21,068
Oh, stop it.
556
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,214
He didn't steal anything.
557
00:20:22,238 --> 00:20:24,021
You gave it to him to invest.
558
00:20:24,056 --> 00:20:25,350
He took off with our money.
559
00:20:25,374 --> 00:20:26,840
He skipped town. He stole it!
560
00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:29,393
But how do you know
he won't be back?
561
00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:31,112
We're wastin' time talkin'.
562
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,524
Sheriff, let's get on with it.
563
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:37,718
If we didn't we'd have
stayed in the barber shop!
564
00:20:37,753 --> 00:20:41,155
Hold-Hold on, hold on.
565
00:20:41,190 --> 00:20:42,501
Now, I knew there
was something phony
566
00:20:42,525 --> 00:20:43,991
about the fella to start with,
567
00:20:44,027 --> 00:20:46,693
but you was all so anxious
to throw your money away
568
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:48,073
you wouldn't listen to anybody.
569
00:20:48,097 --> 00:20:50,031
Now let's just quiet down
570
00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,510
and see if we can't handle this
571
00:20:51,534 --> 00:20:52,516
in an orderly way.
572
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:53,985
We want our money back!
573
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,421
We'll get him.
574
00:21:10,319 --> 00:21:11,786
Miss Walker.
575
00:21:11,821 --> 00:21:13,387
Mr. Maxwell...
576
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,890
why, I heard you've left town.
577
00:21:15,925 --> 00:21:17,391
I did. I went to Richmond.
578
00:21:17,426 --> 00:21:19,026
But I'm back with good news.
579
00:21:19,062 --> 00:21:20,645
Here. Look at this.
580
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,413
I sold the album to
National Records.
581
00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,744
That's the signed contract.
582
00:21:25,768 --> 00:21:28,268
And here's the little
something that goes with it.
583
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:34,441
A certified check for... $5,000?
584
00:21:34,476 --> 00:21:36,377
That's just the advance payment.
585
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,663
This is wonderful.
Just wonderful!
586
00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:40,709
Isn't it?
587
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,644
No, I mean it's more
wonderful than you know.
588
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,668
Wouldn't you like to report this
589
00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:45,870
to your stockholders?
590
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,955
I know where they
happen to be right now.
591
00:21:47,990 --> 00:21:49,068
Oh, good.
592
00:21:49,092 --> 00:21:51,959
Say, can you imagine
the look on their faces?
593
00:21:51,994 --> 00:21:54,928
Yes, I can just
imagine. Come on.
594
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:00,612
Now, he could have taken
595
00:22:00,636 --> 00:22:01,914
this road right here
596
00:22:01,938 --> 00:22:03,816
to get up to the state highway
597
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,150
But you're talkin' about cars!
598
00:22:05,174 --> 00:22:07,074
You keep thinking
he's driving out of here.
599
00:22:07,110 --> 00:22:08,320
All right, now come on.
600
00:22:08,344 --> 00:22:09,722
You fellas are interferin'
601
00:22:09,746 --> 00:22:10,956
with police operations.
602
00:22:10,980 --> 00:22:12,079
Now get.
603
00:22:12,115 --> 00:22:13,225
Go on, get outta here
604
00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:14,359
let us do some work.
605
00:22:14,383 --> 00:22:15,427
Go on.
606
00:22:15,451 --> 00:22:17,384
Interferin' with police oper...
607
00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:24,703
What's the matter
with you, Floyd?
608
00:22:24,727 --> 00:22:25,871
It's him, Maxwell.
609
00:22:25,895 --> 00:22:26,861
Maxwell? What?
610
00:22:26,896 --> 00:22:27,906
He's comin' this way.
611
00:22:27,930 --> 00:22:29,208
Well, the killer returns
612
00:22:29,232 --> 00:22:30,909
to the scene of the crime, huh?
613
00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,245
Yeah, this ought
to be interesting.
614
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,447
Everybody just act natural.
615
00:22:35,471 --> 00:22:36,471
Oh, all right.
616
00:22:39,642 --> 00:22:41,586
Well, Mr. Maxwell.
617
00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,188
Didn't expect to
see you so soon.
618
00:22:43,212 --> 00:22:45,179
Oh, no, we didn't.
619
00:22:45,214 --> 00:22:46,914
Well, as a matter
of fact neither did I.
620
00:22:46,949 --> 00:22:48,593
Come back for more
money, did you?
621
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:51,952
Well, money was one of
the reasons I came back.
622
00:22:51,987 --> 00:22:53,771
Here, Sheriff, read this.
623
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,072
Oh, I don't have to.
624
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,807
Why, I'm sure the
people around here
625
00:22:56,842 --> 00:22:57,975
is pleased with the way
626
00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,309
you let 'em invest their money.
627
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:01,089
They're just champin'
at the bit to put in more
628
00:23:01,113 --> 00:23:02,113
ain't ya, boys?
629
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,766
But Sheriff, don't you even
want to look at the contract?
630
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,485
Oh, I don't have to.
631
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:09,653
There ain't no real need.
632
00:23:09,689 --> 00:23:11,655
Why, the folks
around here trust you.
633
00:23:11,690 --> 00:23:12,890
Ain't that right, boys?
634
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,437
I must say this is
one of the fanciest
635
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:16,727
outfits I ever did see.
636
00:23:16,763 --> 00:23:17,763
Got all the whereases
637
00:23:17,797 --> 00:23:19,663
and heretofores and theretos
638
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,698
and the National Record...
639
00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,500
National Records?!
640
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,736
They bought our folk song album.
641
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:27,649
Show him the check, Mr. Maxwell.
642
00:23:27,673 --> 00:23:29,273
Oh, yes, of course.
643
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:34,578
What's the matter, Andy?
644
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,013
A cat got your tongue?
645
00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,249
I'll read it.
646
00:23:38,284 --> 00:23:41,018
Certified $5,000.
647
00:23:41,053 --> 00:23:42,019
Eh, certified?
648
00:23:42,054 --> 00:23:43,531
Certified. Certi...
649
00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,688
Five thou...!
650
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:46,090
That's our first dividend.
651
00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,925
Miss Walker can
put it in the bank.
652
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,794
And now, gentlemen,
I'm going up to New York
653
00:23:49,829 --> 00:23:51,128
to get our album rolling.
654
00:23:51,164 --> 00:23:53,013
And you owe it
all to your sheriff.
655
00:23:53,049 --> 00:23:54,231
Huh?
656
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:55,477
Well, after all,
you were the one
657
00:23:55,501 --> 00:23:56,812
who steered me
to all that talent.
658
00:23:56,836 --> 00:23:58,535
And the numbers
you did with the band
659
00:23:58,570 --> 00:23:59,753
turned out to be very big.
660
00:23:59,788 --> 00:24:02,655
Well, now I'd better get
our company moving.
661
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:03,691
In the meantime
662
00:24:03,725 --> 00:24:05,370
I'll send you monthly reports.
663
00:24:05,394 --> 00:24:07,339
And your dividend
check, of course.
664
00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:08,595
Thanks again, Sheriff.
665
00:24:09,965 --> 00:24:11,498
And to think it all happened
666
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:12,866
because of our sheriff.
667
00:24:12,902 --> 00:24:14,401
Don't you think he deserves
668
00:24:14,436 --> 00:24:16,003
a nice, big pat on the back?
669
00:24:26,932 --> 00:24:28,898
Oh, it's just beautiful, Andy.
670
00:24:28,934 --> 00:24:30,167
Barney'll like that.
671
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,536
He's a stockholder, you know.
672
00:24:42,531 --> 00:24:45,665
Shh. He's diversifying.
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