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Starring Andy Griffith...
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with Ronny Howard.
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Gee, Aunt Bee, what does
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he always have to wear this for?
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Opie, when people come
to the Justice of the Peace
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in the middle of the
night to get married
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they expect him
to look like this.
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It makes for good
talking afterwards.
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Come along, Andy.
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Here you are.
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Coming! Just a minute.
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Howdy.
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Evening, ma'am.
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I'm sorry to be so late.
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I, uh... i mean, she...
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We want to get married.
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Oh, are you sure?
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Are you absolutely,
positively sure?
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We're dead sure, ma'am.
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Here's the license.
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Mm-hmm.
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Come along then.
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Andy, these young
people want to get married.
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Evening, Sheriff.
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Evening.
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You want to get married, do you?
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Well, this license...
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Josh... Josh and Hannah.
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Well...
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well, just join hands then.
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No, right hands.
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Both right hands.
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That's right.
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Uh, Aunt Bee, you ready?
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All ready.
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Dearly beloved
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we are gathered together here
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in the sight of this company
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to join together
this man and woman
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in holy matrimony.
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Hannah! Paw!
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If you've just become
this here fella's wife,
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you better take a look at him,
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'cause in just a second,
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you're goin' to be his widow.
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Paw...
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Sheriff.
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Well, somehow I
get the impression
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that you don't
take too favorable
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to this fine-lookin' young
fella here for a son-in-law.
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Favorable? Do you know
who this fine-lookin', lowdown
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sneaking varmint is, Sheriff?
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Sheriff!
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If you've said the
words that hitched 'em
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you'd better find words
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to unhitch 'em right now.
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I don't know why I
just get the feelin'
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this ain't a very
popular marriage here.
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Now look here, Mr. Wakefield
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as Justice of the
Peace, it's my duty...
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Wakefield and Carter!
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Great jumping gosh almighty!
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Now I don't want
no feuding in here.
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I love her real bad, Paw.
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Love her?
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I'm gonna hit you
right in the mouth.
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Us Wakefields been feudin'
them Carters for 87 years.
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You want to go
messing it up now?
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Hannah, you forgettin'
you're a Carter?
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What are you tryin' to do?
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I'm tryin' to get married
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and have a nice family.
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That's what I'm trying to do
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You hush up, Hannah.
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It ain't the duty
of the Carters'
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to bring anymore
Wakefields into this world.
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It's our duty to send as many
of them as we can out of it.
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Now let's git.
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Sheriff, it don't matter
what her name is...
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Wakefield or Carter.
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We're both more than 18.
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It's your bound
and duty to marry us
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if we ask you to.
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Well, now the boy's
got hisself a point there...
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but you all have
got a better point.
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Come on.
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Come on!
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Well, that was a
whole lot of fun.
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I declare, I'd better
get out of this outfit.
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I'm beginning to feel
like Dopey the dwarf.
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Mornin', Opie.
Mornin', Aunt Bee.
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I says, uh...
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I says, mornin', Opie,
and mornin', Aunt Bee.
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Well, now... being a sheriff
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which is a kind of a detective
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let me see if I can deduce
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why I'm gettin' the cold
shoulder this mornin'.
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Now, you was, you
was friendly enough
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'fore we went to bed last night
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but you're mighty
unfriendly this morning.
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So it must be
somethin' that happened
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between goin' to bed
and gettin' up, is that right?
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You let them scare you, Paw.
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Who?
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Oh, Wakefield and Carter?
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Is that what you think?
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Oh, Andy, what can a body think?
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You lettin' those
stubborn old fools
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bluff you out of marrying
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those two lovin' youngsters.
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If they wanted hitchin', then
it was up to you to hitch 'em.
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Why didn't you hitch 'em, Paw?
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Well, I guess I
coulda hitched 'em
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but I just got to studyin'
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what might happen
after the hitchin'.
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Huh?
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Well, you see, this
ain't the first time
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that despisin' families
had their young 'uns
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to take to one another.
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It ain't?
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No. Why, I guess about the worse
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that ever happened was in a tale
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that was wrote a long time ago
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by a fella named
William Shakespeare
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that lived over
in the old country.
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You wouldn't want
to hear about that
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early this mornin', would you?
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Yeah!
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You would?
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Well, now, let's see
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if I can figure how it went.
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Now, let's see.
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Well, now, it's about...
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It's about this boy and girl
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named Romeo and Juliet
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that was in love of one another
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just like Josh and Hannah
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only their daddies
didn't get along either
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and what Romeo used
to do to see Juliet...
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He'd put on a disguise
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and go on over to her house
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and he was over
there this night.
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He was over there standin'
round the punch bowl
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and havin' a good time
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and he seen...
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He seen Juliet come
down these high steps
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and he was so struck by her
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that he give a
soliloquy right there.
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What's a soliloquy, Paw?
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Well, a soliloquy is
where you kind of look
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away off and kind
of talk to yourself.
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Oh.
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They used to do that
a whole lot back then.
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You do it today
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and somebody'll take you away.
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But that's what he was a-doin'
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and this fellow, Tybalt
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a cousin of Juliet's
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come upon him with
his sword drawed
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ready to pick a fight
with him right there
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but Juliet's daddy, he
didn't want no bloodshed
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right there in his living room
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so all he done,
he run Romeo off...
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but Romeo didn't
go straight home.
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He didn't?
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No.
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He went out
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and hid in the yard
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and after while,
he seen this light
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come on over
yonder, and he says...
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He-he says, "Hark."
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They said "hark" a
whole lot back then.
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He says, "Hark, what light
by yonder winder shines?"
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Well, Juliet, she stepped out
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onto this stoop right then,
and she give a soliloquy
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and somewhere in it,
somewhere in it she says...
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she says, "Romeo, Romeo..."
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she says, "wherefore
art thou, Romeo?"
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Well, he popped up and
says, "I'm right chere."
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And that's where they had
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that balcony scene.
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And she got to talkin' to him.
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She says, uh, she says, "Hon..."
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she says, "Hon, why...
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"why don't you deny your daddy
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and change your name?"
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And he answered her right back.
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He says, "You can
change the name of a rose
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but you can't do
nothing about the smell."
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Well, they decided right then
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they'd get married
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and they went over to
Friar Laurence's house.
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He was the Justice of the Peace
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in the town in that day.
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Well, he married 'em,
and he told Romeo
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that he ought to
go off and lay low
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till he could explain
things to their daddies
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and Romeo did... he went off
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and before that Friar
Laurence could do that
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why, Juliet's mama
took a great notion
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that Juliet ought to get married
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to this other fellow
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and kind of forget about Romeo
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and then Juliet was in a bind
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and she went over
to Friar Laurence
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and he mixed her up
a drink and she drunk it
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and it put her to sleep
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and everybody
thought she was dead.
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Oh, they had
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the prettiest funeral for her...
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Phew, folks cryin'
and carryin' on
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and they laid her
out in this family tomb
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and before Friar Laurence
could get word to Romeo
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that she wasn't really dead,
some of them mean boys
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that lived in that
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town told him that she was dead
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and Romeo, he figured life
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didn't hold nothin' for him
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and he went out and he got him
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this big can of lye to drink
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and he went over there
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to where Juliet was laid out
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and he kissed her.
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Let me tell you
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that boy kissed her
flat on the mouth.
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He says, "with this kiss
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I die."
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And he drunk the lye
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and he fell out
across her to die
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and, uh, he was... He
was a big boy for his age
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and the impact
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of him a-fallin' on
her woke Juliet up
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and she woke up and seen
Romeo a-layin' dead there
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and she took his pocketknife
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and run it into herself
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and she expired.
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And, you see, their daddies
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could have saved theirselves
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the expense of a double funeral
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if they would have
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just let them had
a cheap wedding.
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You see, they didn't know that
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till it was too late
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and so before I marry
these two young 'uns
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I wanna be sure that
everything's all right
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with everybody
all the way around.
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Now, you understand
that, do you?
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Boy, that Romeo and Juliet
would sure make a good TV show.
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Yeah, I reckon it would at that.
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Well, it breaks my heart
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to see those two lovin'
youngsters kept apart.
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Yeah.
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I tell you the truth.
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If I'd have been Friar Laurence
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I believe I'd have
done things different.
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How?
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Well, instead of marryin'
them two young 'uns
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hopin' that that
would end the feud
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I believe I would
have tried to end
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the feud first and
then a-married 'em.
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Of course.
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How you goin' to do it, Andy?
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Well, now, if Friar
Laurence had knowed
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00:10:37,354 --> 00:10:40,020
what started the
feud in the first place...
265
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:43,258
anyhow, I's a-thinkin'
that's somethin'
266
00:10:43,293 --> 00:10:47,178
Friar Andy ought to
look into and right now.
267
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,694
Andy! You haven't
had your breakfast yet.
268
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:54,485
Good-bye, good-bye.
269
00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,387
Parting is such sweet sorrow
270
00:10:56,422 --> 00:11:00,658
that I would say
good-bye till it be morrow.
271
00:11:00,693 --> 00:11:01,971
What does that mean?
272
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:03,494
Well, that means I would love
273
00:11:03,529 --> 00:11:05,563
to sit and jaw with
you a while longer
274
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,198
but I got to be a-moving on.
275
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,724
Mr. Wakefield!
276
00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,377
Howdy, Sheriff.
277
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,711
Are you doin' feudin'-shootin'
278
00:11:53,746 --> 00:11:54,757
or huntin'-shootin'?
279
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,814
Feudin'-shootin'.
280
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:06,135
Well, now, you must have a pair
281
00:12:06,159 --> 00:12:07,703
of mighty sharp eyes there.
282
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,938
I don't see no Carters.
283
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,261
You don't?
284
00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,307
No, I don't.
285
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:13,097
I was afraid of that.
286
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,966
Pull ya up a chair.
287
00:12:15,001 --> 00:12:16,401
Have ya a drink of water.
288
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:18,836
All right.
289
00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,372
Sorry about puttin' the
gun on you last night, Sheriff
290
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,108
but a fella's got
a responsibility
291
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:26,577
to see that his young 'uns
is brung up right, ain't he?
292
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:27,723
Of course, he does.
293
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:28,958
Don't worry a thing about it.
294
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:31,849
At times a fella gets
mighty discouraged.
295
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:35,686
You tries and you tries to
teach 'em right from wrong
296
00:12:35,721 --> 00:12:37,922
but this late generation
297
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:40,992
just plain ain't got no
respect for their elders.
298
00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,994
Well, now, I don't know, now.
299
00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:45,663
Maybe your reason for
feudin' with the Carters
300
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,865
just don't seem strong
enough to young Josh.
301
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,200
No, it ain't that.
302
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,712
How you know it ain't?
303
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,703
'Cause he don't know the reason.
304
00:12:52,738 --> 00:12:55,139
He don't? You mean,
you ain't never told him?
305
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,140
Nope.
306
00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:57,141
Well, how come?
307
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,542
'Cause I don't know
308
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,610
the reason.
309
00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:01,946
You mean your pa
never did tell you?
310
00:13:01,982 --> 00:13:02,947
Nope.
311
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:03,948
Well, why?
312
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:04,949
Well, it could be because
313
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,562
he didn't know
the reason, either.
314
00:13:06,586 --> 00:13:08,586
Well, who was the last Wakefield
315
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,221
that did know the reason?
316
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,134
Well, must have
been his grandpa.
317
00:13:12,158 --> 00:13:13,469
Well, then, how come
318
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,054
he didn't pass along the reason?
319
00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:16,511
Well, it could be
320
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,514
the time his young 'un got
old enough to join the feudin'
321
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:22,350
that my great-grandpa
just clear-like forgot it.
322
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,751
Well, I'll be dogged.
323
00:13:23,786 --> 00:13:25,953
Now, do you mean to tell me
324
00:13:25,988 --> 00:13:29,156
that you've been a-carryin'
on a feud for four generations
325
00:13:29,192 --> 00:13:30,558
without knowing why?
326
00:13:30,594 --> 00:13:31,594
Why not?
327
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:32,993
Well, I don't know.
328
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,462
It just seems to me
329
00:13:34,497 --> 00:13:37,131
if I was gonna
take a shot at a fella
330
00:13:37,166 --> 00:13:39,645
it'd pass my mind
to ask what for.
331
00:13:39,669 --> 00:13:43,037
I'll be danged if I know
where you young folks
332
00:13:43,072 --> 00:13:45,740
get all them new-fangled ideas.
333
00:13:45,775 --> 00:13:47,041
Reason, Sheriff?
334
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,611
'Course I know the
reason I'm shootin' at him.
335
00:13:49,646 --> 00:13:50,856
Well, how come?
336
00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:52,447
'Cause he's a Wakefield.
337
00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,860
Well, what does
that mean to you?
338
00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:57,485
Well, it means I
got to shoot at him.
339
00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:00,087
Well, why do you
have to shoot at him?
340
00:14:00,123 --> 00:14:01,623
'Cause he's a Wakefield.
341
00:14:01,658 --> 00:14:03,703
Well, why do you have to shoot
342
00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:05,126
at the Wakefields?
343
00:14:05,161 --> 00:14:06,728
'Cause we're feudin'.
344
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,641
Well, why are you feudin'?
345
00:14:08,665 --> 00:14:10,264
'Cause he's a Wakefield.
346
00:14:10,299 --> 00:14:13,267
You know, I don't believe
you're understandin' me.
347
00:14:13,302 --> 00:14:15,369
Now, let's start all over again.
348
00:14:15,404 --> 00:14:19,357
I want to know why you're
feudin' with the Wakefields.
349
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,377
Ohh. 'Cause we're
shootin' at each other.
350
00:14:22,412 --> 00:14:24,711
Why are you
shootin' at each other?
351
00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,280
'Cause he's a Wakefield.
352
00:14:26,315 --> 00:14:28,182
Oh. Oh.
353
00:14:28,217 --> 00:14:29,750
'Course.
354
00:14:31,687 --> 00:14:35,456
I'm beginnin' to see what you
was up against, Friar Laurence.
355
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,530
Wait a minute!
356
00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,099
Josh, you and
Hannah wait a minute.
357
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,601
I want to talk to you.
358
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,014
It ain't gonna do
you no good, Sheriff.
359
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,416
You can drag us back
360
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,685
but we just gonna run off again.
361
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,577
And one of these days we're
gonna find us a marryin' fella
362
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,156
who ain't afraid of our paws.
363
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,547
But don't you think it
might be a pretty good idea
364
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,693
if you wait just a little while
365
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,595
and see if I can do anything
about ending the feud?
366
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,663
No. Waitin's dangerous.
367
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:22,236
Well, how's it dangerous?
368
00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:23,922
'Cause one of these days
369
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:26,925
when a Carter hurts a
Wakefield or a Wakefield a Carter
370
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,793
then Josh and me
is maybe gonna feel
371
00:15:28,828 --> 00:15:30,295
less lovin' for one another.
372
00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,730
Well, it don't seem to
have stopped you yet.
373
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,360
That's 'cause it
ain't happened yet.
374
00:15:34,384 --> 00:15:35,749
You mean...?
375
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,153
Well, yeah.
376
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:42,789
Come to think of it, in all
the time I've been a-sheriffin'
377
00:15:42,825 --> 00:15:45,226
I can't remember a single case
378
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:50,097
where a Wakefield or a Carter
was done in or... or anything.
379
00:15:50,133 --> 00:15:51,198
Yeah.
380
00:15:51,234 --> 00:15:52,333
Come on.
381
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,351
Where to?
382
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,902
Well, I just got a hunch
383
00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:57,672
and if Friar Laurence
had a-had that same idea
384
00:15:57,707 --> 00:15:59,907
why, Romeo and
Juliet would have been
385
00:15:59,943 --> 00:16:02,060
a happy married
couple right today.
386
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:03,043
Huh?
387
00:16:03,079 --> 00:16:04,412
Come on.
388
00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:12,186
You all finding anything?
389
00:16:12,222 --> 00:16:14,388
There's nothing here, Sheriff.
390
00:16:14,424 --> 00:16:15,668
Here's something, Sheriff.
391
00:16:15,692 --> 00:16:16,990
What is it?
392
00:16:17,026 --> 00:16:19,327
Uh, "September 14, 1908.
393
00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:21,674
"Jedadiah Wakefield
admitted to hospital,
394
00:16:21,698 --> 00:16:22,941
wounded."
395
00:16:22,965 --> 00:16:24,332
Wounded how?
396
00:16:24,367 --> 00:16:25,666
Bit in the...
397
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:27,335
a certain place.
398
00:16:27,370 --> 00:16:28,669
Well, who bit him?
399
00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,003
His mule, Emmy.
400
00:16:30,039 --> 00:16:31,272
Good. Huh?
401
00:16:31,307 --> 00:16:33,347
Well, just as long
as it wasn't a Carter
402
00:16:33,376 --> 00:16:34,842
that shot him or bit him.
403
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,021
Is there anything else now?
404
00:16:36,045 --> 00:16:37,089
No.
405
00:16:37,113 --> 00:16:38,479
All right, now
406
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:40,526
you all let Friar Andy
take the next step
407
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:42,950
and if things work out
the way I think they will
408
00:16:42,985 --> 00:16:44,697
you two young
'uns will be married
409
00:16:44,721 --> 00:16:47,054
quicker than you can say
"William Shakespeare."
410
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:56,798
Your deputy told me to come
up here and meet you, Sheriff.
411
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:58,866
What's up, and
what's he doin' here?
412
00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,613
Ain't you heard we was feudin'?
413
00:17:00,637 --> 00:17:03,370
Well, yeah, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about...
414
00:17:03,406 --> 00:17:04,472
Your feud.
415
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,507
Now I looked up the records...
416
00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,943
Old sheriff's records
and hospital records
417
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:11,512
and such as that
for the past 87 years
418
00:17:11,548 --> 00:17:12,947
and do you know what?
419
00:17:12,982 --> 00:17:14,126
What?
420
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:17,051
They're ain't never been
nary a Wakefield nor a Carter
421
00:17:17,086 --> 00:17:18,731
that was so much as even hit.
422
00:17:18,755 --> 00:17:20,633
It ain't because
we wasn't trying.
423
00:17:20,657 --> 00:17:23,024
Dang Wakefields
keep movin' around.
424
00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:25,342
Well, now I got to
studying about that thing.
425
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,812
Now you know how
folks in these parts feel
426
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,446
about their feudin'.
427
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:33,217
Now what if it was to get out
that we had a 87-year-old feud
428
00:17:33,252 --> 00:17:36,453
goin' on here with nary
a killin' to show for it?
429
00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:39,323
Why, we'd be the
laughingstock of the state.
430
00:17:39,358 --> 00:17:42,459
Yeah. Now I believe... I
believe that we can get done
431
00:17:42,494 --> 00:17:43,961
in just a few minutes
432
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,064
what you boys ain't been
able to get done in 87 years.
433
00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,265
All right?
434
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,601
Now just stand
back-to-back here like that.
435
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:51,602
What are you trying to do?
436
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:52,881
What kind of feudin's that?
437
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:54,205
Well, now, that's the way
438
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,807
the French folks used
to settle their arguments.
439
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,776
See, the umpire...
Now, that's me;
440
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,111
I'll be the umpire...
441
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,646
Would count off to ten,
and the contestants...
442
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:05,315
Now that'll be you
boys... Would start walkin'.
443
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,785
And when I get to ten,
why, the contestants...
444
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:08,953
Now, that's you...
445
00:18:08,988 --> 00:18:11,288
Why, you swing around
and start a-poppin'
446
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,723
at one another, all right?
447
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,859
Ten, huh?
448
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,426
That's pretty far away.
449
00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:20,631
Wouldn't surprise me a
fella'd miss at that distance.
450
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:23,800
Yeah.
451
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,104
Yeah. That's why I'm
changin' it to a count of three.
452
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:28,583
Three?! Three?!
453
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:31,675
Yeah, now just let me go
over here and check your arms
454
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,312
to be sure that both
of them's all right.
455
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,780
Wouldn't do for one
of you to get a shot
456
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,983
and the other one not get one.
457
00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:42,320
Yeah, that one's in good shape.
458
00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,754
Yeah, mm-hmm.
459
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:48,960
Yeah, you all each, each have
a equal chance at this thing.
460
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:52,629
Yeah, just nice.
461
00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,832
Just nice, all right?
462
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,733
Good luck now, fellas
463
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,902
and, uh, good-bye.
464
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,589
I reckon you all
will see one another
465
00:19:01,624 --> 00:19:04,124
in that great feudin'
country beyond.
466
00:19:04,159 --> 00:19:05,859
Ready?
467
00:19:07,463 --> 00:19:09,463
One...
468
00:19:14,136 --> 00:19:16,437
Fellas, you're, uh,
supposed to walk
469
00:19:16,472 --> 00:19:18,305
when I start countin'.
470
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:21,592
Well, a fella's legs
gets mighty heavy.
471
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:24,362
Yeah. Everybody
knows a fella gets our age
472
00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,830
first thing that
goes is his legs.
473
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:28,932
Well, it's just a short walk
474
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:31,969
and it's the last time
you'll be a-usin' 'em.
475
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,373
All right.
476
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,142
Now here we go.
477
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:40,811
One...
478
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,747
two...
479
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:43,814
Wait!
480
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,028
Now what is it
this time, Carter?
481
00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:49,020
Well, uh, the rules say a
ten step and a ten count
482
00:19:49,055 --> 00:19:51,672
and I think we ought
to stick to the rules.
483
00:19:51,707 --> 00:19:53,869
Yeah, we don't want to
go against the law, Sheriff.
484
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,871
No, we might get in trouble
with the French government.
485
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,861
Yeah, we better play it safe
486
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,940
and stick to the ten.
487
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,363
Or to be sure, 20.
488
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,332
To make it real sure, 50.
489
00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:04,885
Well, now, fellas, I
wouldn't worry about the law
490
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,388
seein' as how I'm
the law in these parts.
491
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,723
Well, I wouldn't
concern myself too much
492
00:20:09,758 --> 00:20:11,670
with the French
government either
493
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:15,329
because I got me a feelin'
that the impact of the blast
494
00:20:15,365 --> 00:20:17,764
will take care of them
extra seven steps.
495
00:20:20,870 --> 00:20:22,970
All right.
496
00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:24,405
Now...
497
00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,108
let's start right off in step.
498
00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,109
Ready?
499
00:20:28,144 --> 00:20:29,110
One...
500
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:30,111
two...
501
00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:31,112
Hold it!
502
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,546
Hold it, Sheriff!
503
00:20:32,581 --> 00:20:33,947
I'll tell you the truth.
504
00:20:33,983 --> 00:20:36,061
If a body didn't know
better, he'd get the feelin'
505
00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,863
that you two feud-happy fellas
506
00:20:37,887 --> 00:20:39,564
wasn't so all-fired
hot about feudin'.
507
00:20:39,588 --> 00:20:41,033
No, it ain't that, Sheriff.
508
00:20:41,057 --> 00:20:42,150
I just had a thought.
509
00:20:42,174 --> 00:20:44,169
This being one of
them Frenchy affairs
510
00:20:44,193 --> 00:20:46,137
it'd be fittin' if you
counted in French.
511
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:49,763
Yeah, and if'n you don't
know how to count in French
512
00:20:49,799 --> 00:20:52,399
we'd oblige you by
waiting until you learn.
513
00:20:52,435 --> 00:20:54,835
Well, now, I appreciate that
514
00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:58,004
but it just happens that
I learned some French
515
00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,341
when I was over
there during the war.
516
00:21:00,376 --> 00:21:01,775
All right.
517
00:21:01,811 --> 00:21:03,877
Now step right off.
518
00:21:03,912 --> 00:21:05,178
Ready?
519
00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:07,581
Un...
520
00:21:07,616 --> 00:21:09,115
deux...
521
00:21:09,151 --> 00:21:11,484
What's the matter?
522
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,721
We don't understand French.
523
00:21:14,957 --> 00:21:16,657
Now lookie here...
524
00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:20,027
if you two fellas want to call
off the feud, that's fine by me
525
00:21:20,063 --> 00:21:22,963
but if it's gonna be a-feudin',
there better be some shootin'.
526
00:21:22,999 --> 00:21:24,079
Now what's it gonna be?
527
00:21:26,269 --> 00:21:27,634
All right, it'll be a feud.
528
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,003
Now this time, step off
529
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:31,605
and when you turn
around, go to shootin'.
530
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:32,606
You ready?
531
00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:33,641
One...
532
00:21:33,675 --> 00:21:34,675
two...
533
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,682
What do you reckon your
young 'uns would have thought
534
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,805
if they'd a-seen you?
535
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,641
They'd a-thought you was
nothin' but a couple of cowards.
536
00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:54,244
Might even change their minds
about wantin' to get married
537
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:55,657
bein' the young
'uns of such cowards.
538
00:21:55,681 --> 00:21:56,959
Well, now, look...
If the Wakefields
539
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,794
and the Carters are such cowards
540
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,796
maybe it's good they
don't even get married.
541
00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:02,620
Yeah, if what you say is true
542
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,132
if the Carters' and
the Wakefields' blood
543
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:05,901
ever got together,
they'd turn out a coward
544
00:22:05,925 --> 00:22:07,736
like this world
ain't never seen!
545
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,426
A coward's coward.
546
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:12,663
I got a feelin' you may
be wrong about that thing.
547
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:13,664
How's that?
548
00:22:13,699 --> 00:22:14,865
Let me show you something.
549
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,068
Josh, you and Hannah
come on out here.
550
00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:23,007
Josh, I been talkin' and
talkin' to Hannah's paw here
551
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,586
but I ain't got
nowhere with him.
552
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,510
He still claims that
if you marry Hannah
553
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,956
why, he's gonna
fill you full of lead.
554
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:28,980
Now, you go ahead
555
00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:30,358
and tell him what your answer is
556
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:32,027
and let's get this
thing over with,
557
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,350
one way or the other.
558
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,330
You might as well
shoot now, Mr. Carter.
559
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,965
That's the only way
you're gonna keep me
560
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:38,016
from marrying Hannah.
561
00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:39,668
And you better shoot
me, too, Mr. Wakefield,
562
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,092
'cause that's the only thing
563
00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,527
that's gonna keep me
from bein' your son's wife.
564
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,896
Well, I wish you'd
lookie yonder.
565
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,732
Josh, he's standing right up
566
00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,533
to you there, Mr. Carter
567
00:22:49,568 --> 00:22:52,185
and Hannah, she's standing
up to you, Mr. Wakefield.
568
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,771
Now, if that ain't courage
569
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,584
I don't know what courage is.
570
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,052
Why, you mix these two
fine bloods together here
571
00:22:58,076 --> 00:23:00,176
and you two old
buzzards are liable
572
00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,579
to get you a grandson
that can't be nothing
573
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:05,048
in this world but a
natural-born hero.
574
00:23:05,083 --> 00:23:06,583
Why, yes, sir.
575
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,319
Why, you let these
two young 'uns...
576
00:23:10,923 --> 00:23:12,523
Now what is it?
577
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,725
You just stop the
blabbering, Sheriff
578
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,894
and get on with the marryin'.
579
00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:24,952
Fellas, please.
580
00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:26,364
But we want it done right.
581
00:23:26,388 --> 00:23:28,088
But it's broad daylight.
582
00:23:28,123 --> 00:23:29,106
That don't matter.
583
00:23:29,142 --> 00:23:30,975
We're gonna see
that that little hero
584
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:31,976
gets a right start
585
00:23:32,011 --> 00:23:32,977
right at the beginning.
586
00:23:33,012 --> 00:23:34,361
But...
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