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(? theme from
"the twilight zone"?)

(heartbeat)

mr. schlesinger,
it's morning.

(alarm sounding)

doll:
it's 6:00 a.m.
eastern daylight time.

rise and shine, barney, dear.

? get up, get up,
you sleepyhead ?

? get up, get up... ?

too loud, honey.

and too late.

for most of us,
our heart's desire

seems to lie behind
a bolted door.

but what if the lives
we find so familiar

were someone else's
dream come true?

perhaps, for all of us,
somewhere is a hidden door

into the twilight zone.

oh, shut up.

isn't this the time of day
when people are shot?

morning.

rise and shine.

still dead, huh?

well, i tried.

i ought to get a lawyer.

morning,
honey.

if it isn't the creature
who lives in the basement.

cleaning it up, i hope.

katie, my girl, my girl,

what do you think?

it's alive.
big deal.

no, it's not.

barney, i may
have been born
with a black thumb,

but i can tell
a live plant
from a dead one.

that one's alive.

technically it's not,
because i made it.

rather than watering
things all day,

you just wind
it up like this.

oh, great.

another practical
invention

from the mind
of barney schlesinger.

too bad you don't
apply that much effort

to your job.

it only took me
about five nights.

it took god six days.

but he made
the original.

you just made
a copy, barney.

i guess that means
you don't want this up here?

shouldn't you
be getting
ready for work?

i'll take that as a no.

nobody needs copies, barney.

tell that
to xerox.

(train whistle blows)

it was supposed
to be a gift.

i thought
she'd like it.

why should
katie like it?

she can't kill it.

come on,
face it, barn.

you got
a blue-sky mind.

marconi could have
learned things from you.

your timing
just isn't right.

you're a little,
i don't know...

out of step.

i thought that mouse missile
thing had real possibilities.

it was deadly.

yeah.

except the explosion

left little mouse parts
all over the place.

people prefer their nice,
neat traps, i guess.

you getting enough sleep?

mm-hmm.

four solid hours
a night.

you see, barn,
that's no good.

you can't get anywhere
by working yourself to death.

having those dreams again?

every night for the past week.

what was it this time--
a garden party?

or just examining
your collection of fine...?

just waking up, that's all.

who's waking up--
you or the guy in the dream?

me.

him.

the both of us.

milt, ever since i was a kid,

i've felt i was living
in two worlds at the same time.

two worlds
that are kind of side by side

but very different, you know?

this is getting confusing.

so, enjoy the fantasy.

at least you got that much.

yeah, but it's happening
every night lately,

and i'm just worried.

do you think maybe
i'm losing my mind?

you? come on, barn.

nice day, mr. schlesinger.

aren't they all,
steve?

may i ask you
a question, sir?

a little inside
information?

trimboline splits at 50.

i want you to stick with us.

thank you.

(thunder crashing)

sorry i'm late.

i suppose you're
expecting dinner?

oh, sure. dinner.

no. let's talk first,
shall we?

you promised you wouldn't
disturb my workshop.

no, you promised me
you'd clean it up.

barney, this stuff
has been down here
since we moved in.

look at it.

look at us.

it's just wrong.

all right.

you're right, honey.

i'll just...

i'll clean
this stuff up.

i know we can
start over fresh

and you can stop working
on these stupid inventions.

they're not stupid.

even if
they were,

i don't think i could stop.

my mind just
works that way.

then let your mind
work on this:

if you want to
sleep in my bed,

you'll clean this up tonight.

some choice.

(alarm sounds)

doll:
it's 8:00, barney. dear.
let's play.

? blue moon,
you left me standing alone... ?

would you just shut up?

hmm. good old mouse missile.

(muffled
laughter)

i must be going crazy.

(explosion)

woman:
barney,
where are you?

your partner
wants to make
another toast.

coming.

i'll be right up.

hurry.

(chamber music playing)

uh... here i am.

woman:
there you are.

we thought you disappeared.

well, we made it.

you're on the front page
of the business section.

barney schlesinger, president
of trimboline enterprises...

and his partner,
milton baumsey...

have announced the development
of trimboline three.

then there's
boring history

about barney and his earlier
wonder substances

before we get
to the heart of the matter.

"trimboline three
is a super fuel

"which allows
the automobile
to attain speeds

"as great as
60 miles per hour,

"with a fuel efficiency
of 100 miles per gallon.

"schlesinger
furtherclaims

"that trimboline-powered
automobiles will replace

the horse
in a few years."

i get the impression,
once again, they are skeptical.

and, once again,
they will learn

barney schlesinger
is a manahead
of his time.

well, let's hope so.

a toast.

well...

to my best friend

and partner,

whose inventions
have made the world
a better place,

and all of us
a little richer.

ladies:
hear! hear!

all right.

would you care to
dance, old friend?

yeah.

sure.

sometimes i wish
i'd been born a man.

dancing always seems
to be such fun.

don't be silly.

we weren't built for it.

men's legs are
so much stronger.

we have other talents.

isn't it high time
you made an honest man

of the lovely
mr. schlesinger?

propose to barney?

well, i must admit

the thought has
crossed my mind.

he's so successful
and intelligent.

he's such
a cute dancer.

but, you know,
when he's with me,

i'm never really
sure he's with me.

you know
what i mean?

another woman?

you know
how men are.

thank you for
a lovely evening, barney,

in spite of the weather.

the carriages
are here, ladies.

mr. baumsey.

hurry along,
milt.

you all right, friend?

you seem
distant tonight.

a little tired, maybe.

those dreams again?

dreams?

your dreams--

where you live
in the world next door.

a world where you
are freed from these
responsibilities--

all this fame
and acclaim.

i don't know
what you find so
attractive about it.

it must seem pretty
ridiculous, i guess.

from the details
you've told me,

it sounds... fascinating

in a horrible
sort of way.

barney, i've been
meaning to ask--

am i in those dreams?

oh, yes. yes, you are.

am i still your partner?

milt, i can honestly say that,
in those dreams,

you're still my best friend.

then i'm happy in either world.

stay here,
barney.

we need you as you are.

will that be
all for today,
mr. schlesinger?

uh... yeah.

great, fine.

thank you.

too bad you have to wake up.

(knocking)

(pounding)

i'm sorry to disturb you
on a night like this,

but my carriage broke down
and my horse ran off.

katie?

have we met?

no, no. i don't believe so.

but you know
my name.

you look
like a katie.

oh.

please, go ahead
and sit down

while i find the butler.

uh... jeeves?

morgan!

henry!

coming, sir.

(laughter)

i've driven
by this house

every day and night

for the past
three years.

really?

i always wondered
who lived here.

it never occurred to me
to suspect it would be

the famous
barney schlesinger.

i didn't realize
i was that famous.

would it be impertinent
if i asked you a question?

no. i can't see how?

where do you get your ideas
for those fabulous inventions?

henry:
excuse me,
mr. schlesinger.

the blacksmith has repaired
madam's carriage.

thank you, henry.

madam's garment
has been cleaned

and awaits her
in the guest room.

well, i should
get dressed.

but...

katie:
oh, barney.

i don't know
what to say.

i'd just
about given up.

almost finished, hon.

i don't mind your spending
time here making things

if you'd just straighten up.

(mouths:)
go.

(mouths:)
bye.

good luck, barney.

i can't thank you enough

for your kindness.

no, no. my pleasure.

a little going-away gift
from me to you.

oh, how wonderful.

where on earth did you find
an orchid at this time of year?

no, it's mechanical.

see? i made it.

you made it?

i'm holding a barney
schlesinger original.

yes.

thank you so much.

i'll treasure it.

mr. schlesinger?

just call me barney

please.

would you think me forward

if i called on you
one evening soon?

katie, my girl.

you can find me here
every night from now on.

um... henry?

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