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- This is an abomination.
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- Look away, Mary Louise!
Look away!
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- I can't.
- No!
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- I can't!
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I can't!
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[rock music]
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- * Tear it down *
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- Can you believe the nerve
of Theresa Larson?
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Why can't she pump in private?
- Seriously.
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Flashers get thrown
in jail for it.
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Why should it be
any different for her?
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- She's doing this
to spite me.
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She knows I'm $8,000 short
of my boob job.
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* *
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- Wow. The wig makes him
look so presidential.
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- Is she here?
- No.
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Finally, we can sit in peace
without the sounds
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of a cow getting milked.
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- What are your classes
selling for mini-society?
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- Necklaces.
- Bracelets. You?
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- Trail mix.
- That you're currently eating.
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- What can I say?
I believe in our product.
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- I really want my kids
to win the pizza party.
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They're such hard
little workers.
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They remind me
of my Grandpa Wolfgang Adler
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who worked on the Chrysler
assembly line
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for over 40 years.
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- Wow. 40 years.
- Mm, yeah.
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Until management fired him and
outsourced his job to Mexico.
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He tried to get it back
but died broke
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when a Mexican mule
kicked him in the head.
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Talk about insult to injury.
- I'm so sorry, Deb.
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But as far as
the pizza party goes,
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I'm pretty sure my class
will be winning.
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- And why is that?
- The Watson family
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has always done well
economically.
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Back in the 1800s,
my great-great-grandfather
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bought up all the railroads
and broke the back
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of organized labor.
- So he was like Mr. Monopoly?
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- Yeah, they actually modeled
the character after him,
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but they added the monocle.
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My family's still
upset about it.
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- Well, I will take
honest workers
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over blue bloods any day.
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- Hey, guys. I have big news.
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I got the Helen D. Beaumont
Art Grant!
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Now I can buy more supplies
and build the art program.
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- Cecelia, how many times
do we have to tell you?
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No one cares about art.
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* *
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- Oh, Patty. A purple banana.
Very outside the box.
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Trey, I love that you gave
your apple a face and a--
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Is that a machine gun?
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See? Children can express
all their complex emotions
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when there's funding
for the arts.
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- Yeah, but I'm gonna
miss painting
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with leftover condiments
from the cafeteria.
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If I got hungry before lunch,
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I could just lick
my students' art projects.
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- Bruno Chiclet,
how are you doing?
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- Mm, I don't know.
I've never painted before.
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- Well, let's see.
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[triumphant music]
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Oh, my Gaia!
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This is beautiful.
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You're a genius.
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- Dang! That's like hotel art.
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- This is the power
of the assembly line.
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Made in America. Yes.
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- Mrs. Adler, can we
please take a break?
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My hands are getting tired.
- We can't.
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Now, pick yourself up by your
bootstraps and power through.
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We've got to work hard
like my grandpa
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to put pizza on the table.
- I don't have bootstraps.
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I have sneakers.
- Just work, Amanda.
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- And that's why
the American dream
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is to create
multiple streams of income.
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Now, Davis, let's say that
Delia F. in Ms. Spencer's class
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wants to borrow 100
Fillmore bucks at 20% interest.
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Would you give her the loan?
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- Yes, but with interest
compounded weekly.
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- Excellent.
And we do that so we can...
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all: Drain her dry!
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- [laughs]
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I'm so proud of you, Davis.
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- I knew you'd be in here.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I was just about to--
- Whip out your giant gazongas?
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Have you no shame?
- What are you?
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A full D?
- Excuse me?
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- Your tits, Theresa.
Don't play dumb.
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- Okay, I really
need to pump, ladies.
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- It's called formula,
Theresa.
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It's the modest woman's
choice.
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- Breast milk is much healthier
for children.
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- Well, then find another way
to squeeze it out of you.
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Because this disgusting display
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is no longer welcome
in the teachers' lounge.
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- Yeah, go milk yourself
in the handicap stall.
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That's what they're there for.
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- Look, ladies,
I'd love to have a chat
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about the politics of public
breast-feeding another time,
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but right now,
I really need to pu--
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[gasps]
- [gasps]
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Ah! Aah.
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How many calories
do you think were in that?
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- Babies grow really fast.
So probably a lot.
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- Oh, damn it, Theresa!
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- Oh, wow.
- Oh!
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- [sighs contentedly]
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- Ms. Cannon, I just
got off the phone
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with one of our parents,
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Suzie Takamura.
- The art critic
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from the "Chicagoland Gazette"?
- Yes.
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She was dropping off
her daughter's lunch earlier
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when she noticed
Bruno's work in the hall.
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She was so impressed,
she wants to do an article
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on you and Bruno.
- Girl!
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You're gonna be
in the "Gazette"?
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That's like
Chicagoland's "Vogue."
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- Wow. I can't believe it.
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- Since it seems like
a good opportunity
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to get some pro-Fillmore
media exposure,
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I offered to hold an art show
here this Thursday night
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to showcase Bruno's work.
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- [gasps]
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- His first opening.
- Bravo, Ms. Cannon.
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Even though I've never
acknowledged you before,
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you have truly elevated the arts
program here at Fillmore.
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Please let me know
if you need anything at all.
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You have my ear.
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- Ah!
- Did you hear that?
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- Dude, you just made Pearson
your bitch.
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- It's just so nice
to finally get recognized.
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- I know. When Principal Pearson
gave you that grocery cart
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instead of a classroom,
I was like, uh, seriously?
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- Yeah, I was so outraged.
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Even though I didn't
say anything.
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- And I've always thought
you were cool, Cecelia,
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despite the fact
you believe God is a woman.
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[rock music]
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- You can have full use
of my classroom all week.
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Anything to help
the art program.
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- But what's your class
gonna do?
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- Who cares? They can play
freeze tag in the cafeteria.
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Geniuses take precedent.
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Just so nice to see
art finally getting
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the respect that it deserves.
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- But you said no one
cares about art.
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- Oh, no,
you misunderstood me.
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What I said was that no one
cares about art more than I do.
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And even though peer pressure
forced me to circulate
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that petition to try
and get you fired
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and use the extra money
for Friday staff barbecues...
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- What?
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- I want you to know
that I am happy to do
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the "Gazette" interview
on your behalf,
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since you'll be so busy
with Bruno Chiclet's show.
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- It's "Chiclay" now.
- Mm.
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- Bruno "Chiclay."
- [gasps]
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- And thanks for the offer,
but I'm actually excited
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to do the interview.
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- Okay. Well, just--
just think about it.
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- [gasps]
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An abstract.
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You've just transcended
an entire century of art history
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in a single morning.
- I decided to paint
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from my imagination.
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I want to paint
what excites me.
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- A true visionary.
- I want to make
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a whole bunch of paintings
like this one.
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- Ooh, a series!
This is so exciting.
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- Keep up the good work,
"Chiclay."
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Us artists need
to stick together.
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- Artists?
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- Clearly, you don't appreciate
my contouring.
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[pleasant harpsichord music]
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- I don't get it.
My kids can't work any harder,
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and you're outselling us
ten to one.
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How's that even possible?
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- Uh, by embracing
capitalist values.
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- I don't understand
what I'm doing wrong.
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Maybe people just don't
like necklaces
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as much as they
like bracelets?
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- I warned you.
Money's in my blood.
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- Maybe it'll kill
the herpes virus.
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- You know why my class is doing
so much better than yours, Deb?
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- Hmm?
- Because they're being taught
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by someone who valet parks
at the gym
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and wears pearls
on the elliptical.
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Your class is being taught
by someone who lives
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in a tiny house
and has to shower
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while they sit on a toilet.
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- I am teaching my kids
that if they work hard,
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one day--
- They won't sell any necklaces
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and end up broke?
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Tell you what.
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when I win, I'll give you
a slice of pizza.
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- Oh, we will destroy you,
Richie Bitch.
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Because the universe
rewards hard work.
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- With a kick in the head
by a mule?
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- [gasps] I will shove
your dead grandfather's monocle
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up your tight, perfumed ass!
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- He didn't have a monocle,
you rube!
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- Oh, look!
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A sex show...
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right here
in the teachers' lounge.
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- If you're gonna act like
a topless dancer, Theresa,
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then you should be
paid like one.
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Wait, that was a 20.
Give that back.
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- Yeah, we were just trying
to make a point, Theresa.
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- [gasps, scoffs]
- Come on, Mary Louise.
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I'm gonna need
to borrow 20 bucks.
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That was my lunch money.
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[pleasant music]
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- Hey, Cecelia.
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I think it's great,
the difference you're making
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in these students' lives.
- Thanks.
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- You know what else
would make a difference?
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You telling Principal Pearson
my class' necklaces
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would be a great gift to give
the faculty this Christmas.
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- Okay.
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- So...
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see you later.
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Girlfriend. [laughs]
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- Hey, chick-a-dee!
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Are your ears burning?
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'Cause everybody's
talking about you.
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Need some help?
- You want to help me?
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- I can't believe
you're hanging posters.
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You should be out
discovering more geniuses.
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Or asking Principal Pearson
to allow lunchtime prayers.
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[chuckles]
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Why don't I go
hang these up for you?
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* *
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- Hey, dog.
- Hey.
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This is so weird.
Everyone's being so nice to me.
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- It's not weird.
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Hey, I went out
and grabbed you a sub.
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- You got me a veggie sub?
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- Sure did.
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* *
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Oh, you know what I was
thinking could really
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help students
artistically thrive?
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Mandatory afternoon siestas
and Doritos breaks.
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00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:52,067
Just something to keep in mind
next time you talk to Pearson.
249
00:09:52,067 --> 00:09:56,967
* *
250
00:09:57,067 --> 00:09:58,833
[rock music]
251
00:09:58,900 --> 00:10:00,533
- Chop, chop, Leo.
252
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,833
Remember, the student
who makes the most bracelets
253
00:10:02,900 --> 00:10:04,967
wins a pretty sticker.
254
00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:07,000
- But where is Ms. Fischer?
- She's getting
255
00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,733
a well-deserved massage on me.
256
00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:09,933
So I'm your boss--
257
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,333
preschool teacher now.
258
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,833
Now get back to work,
everybody.
259
00:10:14,900 --> 00:10:16,733
- You're outsourcing?
- What?
260
00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,667
No. They love doing this.
261
00:10:18,733 --> 00:10:20,733
- [scoffs] I was going crazy
262
00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,800
trying to figure out
why we were losing.
263
00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,200
It's not because
you're better than me.
264
00:10:24,267 --> 00:10:26,200
It's because
you're cheating.
265
00:10:26,267 --> 00:10:28,100
- Being intelligent and finding
a way to bend the rules
266
00:10:28,167 --> 00:10:29,767
is not cheating, Deb.
267
00:10:29,833 --> 00:10:31,933
It's called
working the system.
268
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:35,267
- Grandpa Wolfgang died
because his job was outsourced,
269
00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:38,633
and I am not gonna
let that happen again.
270
00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:42,600
I will avenge you,
Grandpa Wolfgang!
271
00:10:43,533 --> 00:10:46,500
- Ugh. The working class
is so dramatic.
272
00:10:46,567 --> 00:10:48,800
* *
273
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:55,967
- Nice try, ignoring
my exposed breast, Theresa.
274
00:10:56,033 --> 00:10:58,633
- I'm not ignoring it.
I just didn't notice.
275
00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:00,333
- [gasps]
276
00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:02,867
How dare you insinuate
that I have small breasts?
277
00:11:02,933 --> 00:11:04,400
That is a personal attack.
278
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,633
- No, I didn't mean--
- Yes! How dare you?
279
00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,467
They're not small.
They're petite and perky.
280
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:12,467
Unlike your big, full,
round, giant--
281
00:11:12,533 --> 00:11:14,333
- Mary Louise,
you're not helping.
282
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:15,367
- Sorry.
283
00:11:15,433 --> 00:11:17,933
You've awoken the beast,
Theresa.
284
00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,967
- This is war!
285
00:11:20,067 --> 00:11:23,567
* *
286
00:11:23,633 --> 00:11:28,233
- Art isn't a subject
or a thing or a way of life.
287
00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:30,067
It's a feeling.
- It is.
288
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,367
It's a feeling.
That's what I always say.
289
00:11:32,433 --> 00:11:36,467
- You know it's art
when you feel...it's art.
290
00:11:36,533 --> 00:11:37,700
- That's right.
- Absolutely.
291
00:11:37,767 --> 00:11:38,900
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
292
00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,333
- Before I discovered Chiclet,
293
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,433
there were
many other discoveries.
294
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:45,533
A bird feather floating
across a morning pond.
295
00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,933
all: Ahh.
296
00:11:47,067 --> 00:11:48,400
- A muddy footprint
in the middle
297
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,067
of a white sidewalk.
298
00:11:50,067 --> 00:11:51,467
- Yes.
- Oh, I see that, yeah.
299
00:11:51,533 --> 00:11:53,967
- A plastic bag
floating in the wind.
300
00:11:54,067 --> 00:11:55,567
- Like "American Beauty."
301
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:57,867
- I don't watch movies.
302
00:11:57,933 --> 00:12:00,633
- Never mind.
I am an uncultured idiot.
303
00:12:00,700 --> 00:12:04,067
Please continue.
- All of these discoveries
304
00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:06,500
helped prepare me
for the creation of Chiclet.
305
00:12:06,567 --> 00:12:10,300
- You created Chiclet?
- In a sense.
306
00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:14,833
I created the context in which
his artistic bud could blossom.
307
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,367
- Ohh.
- Bud blossom.
308
00:12:17,433 --> 00:12:19,833
[light applause]
309
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,700
- [chuckles]
310
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,800
[money counter whirring]
311
00:12:23,867 --> 00:12:25,333
- Thank you.
312
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,200
Good.
313
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:27,633
[money counter whirring]
314
00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:30,333
- There's the cheater.
- Oh, please.
315
00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:31,333
- Caroline--
316
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,067
Ms. Watson--
317
00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,200
it has been brought
to my attention
318
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,067
that you've been outsourcing.
319
00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,433
And that is not
what the founders
320
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:39,500
of the Fillmore mini-society
had in mind.
321
00:12:39,567 --> 00:12:42,467
- Seriously, Toby?
- I'm sorry.
322
00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:43,733
You have to start over.
323
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,967
- [scoffs]
324
00:12:45,067 --> 00:12:47,067
- Please don't hate me.
325
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,700
- Huh. Now that the playing
field has been leveled,
326
00:12:50,767 --> 00:12:54,400
we're gonna win this thing
the good old-fashioned way.
327
00:12:54,467 --> 00:12:58,400
Through hard work.
- Good luck.
328
00:12:58,467 --> 00:12:59,767
Loser.
329
00:12:59,833 --> 00:13:02,467
Okay, everyone,
we can't outsource anymore.
330
00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,167
So it looks like
we're gonna have
331
00:13:04,233 --> 00:13:05,700
to make the bracelets
ourselves.
332
00:13:05,767 --> 00:13:08,800
- No way. You said
manual labor was for chumps.
333
00:13:08,867 --> 00:13:11,267
We're not making bracelets.
334
00:13:14,333 --> 00:13:17,100
[jazzy bass music]
335
00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,833
* *
336
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:23,533
- Turkey roll-ups?
Damn, art is fancy.
337
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,133
- Which publication
are you with?
338
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,067
- Uh, I'm Kirby's dad.
- Okay. Who here is press?
339
00:13:29,067 --> 00:13:30,733
Anyone?
340
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,867
- I'm so impressed that you
hung the series yourself.
341
00:13:32,933 --> 00:13:35,533
- I wanted it to be perfect.
- Can't wait to see it.
342
00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:37,400
- Ms. Cannon.
- Suzie Takamura!
343
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:39,467
It's such a pleasure
to finally meet you.
344
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:42,433
- The Chicagoland
art community is all abuzz.
345
00:13:42,500 --> 00:13:44,367
Everyone is looking forward
to the show.
346
00:13:44,433 --> 00:13:45,900
- You won't be disappointed.
347
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,900
Chiclet is a visionary genius.
348
00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,567
- Bonjour!
349
00:13:49,633 --> 00:13:52,300
Before unveiling
tonight's masterpieces,
350
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:54,667
I'd like to take a moment
to recognize the woman
351
00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:56,233
who made all of this happen.
352
00:13:56,300 --> 00:13:58,567
Ms. Cecelia Cannon!
353
00:13:58,633 --> 00:13:59,600
[cheers and applause]
354
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:02,300
- Whoo!
355
00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:06,267
- Ms. Cannon, we'd like
to present you with this gift.
356
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:09,167
It's a golden art cart! Yay!
357
00:14:09,233 --> 00:14:11,067
- [gasping]
358
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:13,933
[cheers and applause]
359
00:14:14,067 --> 00:14:18,233
Oh. Thank you.
360
00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,333
Art is vital to our students.
361
00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,467
I cannot stress that enough.
362
00:14:22,533 --> 00:14:25,733
Art is vital
363
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:29,067
to our students.
364
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:32,633
Without further ado,
I present...
365
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:36,067
Chiclet!
366
00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:38,967
[crowd gasping]
367
00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:41,167
- What?
- Oh, oh, my God.
368
00:14:41,233 --> 00:14:43,267
- Oh!
- What the hell is this?
369
00:14:43,333 --> 00:14:45,500
- I don't know.
Chiclet hung these by himself.
370
00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:47,300
- Did you pose for this?
- No! Oh, my God, no!
371
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,933
I've never seen them
put together.
372
00:14:49,067 --> 00:14:50,400
- I'm pulling
the "Gazette" article.
373
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,333
- No!
- Wait, please!
374
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,100
I have other
talented students!
375
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,300
Chiclet!
376
00:14:57,367 --> 00:14:59,100
This is what was
in your imagination?
377
00:14:59,167 --> 00:15:01,600
- Uh-huh. I painted
exactly what I saw.
378
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,300
- I knew
we should've traded you
379
00:15:03,367 --> 00:15:05,500
for those
Friday staff barbecues.
380
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:07,433
- No, Deb, I didn't pose
for these, I swear.
381
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,433
- I've always said art
is for deviants and pedophiles.
382
00:15:10,500 --> 00:15:11,733
- Toby!
- You don't get
383
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,433
to call me Toby anymore.
384
00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:20,767
[rock music]
385
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:22,700
- I spoke with Chiclet,
and he admitted
386
00:15:22,767 --> 00:15:24,367
that you hadn't seen
the paintings
387
00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,900
put together until the show.
388
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,800
He also confirmed that
you didn't pose for him.
389
00:15:28,867 --> 00:15:31,667
Although that doesn't make
his work any less disturbing.
390
00:15:31,733 --> 00:15:33,433
- From now on, I'll make sure
the grant money is used
391
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:36,333
for more school-appropriate art.
- Oh.
392
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,500
No, there's no
grant money anymore.
393
00:15:38,567 --> 00:15:41,167
- Wait, what?
- Suzie Takamura contacted
394
00:15:41,233 --> 00:15:42,567
the Beaumont Foundation,
395
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,500
and they've rescinded
your grant.
396
00:15:44,567 --> 00:15:45,833
You need to return
all the money.
397
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,233
- I can't!
398
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:49,433
I spent the last of it
on turkey roll-ups.
399
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,400
- Well, lucky for you,
someone offered
400
00:15:51,467 --> 00:15:53,533
to buy Chiclet's piece
last night.
401
00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:55,067
- Really? Who?
402
00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,700
- Mr. Spinnoli.
403
00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:59,167
Apparently,
he's a puzzle enthusiast.
404
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:06,467
* *
405
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:08,267
- Thanks for sharing
your winnings, Deb.
406
00:16:08,333 --> 00:16:09,967
- Mmm. This is delicious.
407
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:12,367
Next year, I'm not gonna eat
all my students' product
408
00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,067
and just hold out
for the pizza.
409
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,633
- I'm glad you could all
enjoy it.
410
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:17,900
Grandpa Wolfgang
would be so proud.
411
00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:19,333
- Where were you last night?
412
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,500
You missed a scandalicious
art show.
413
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,433
- I was up all night
making bracelets.
414
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,900
My students refused
to do manual labor.
415
00:16:25,967 --> 00:16:28,900
They won't even carry
their own backpacks anymore.
416
00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:30,500
You were right.
417
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:33,767
The values I taught them
turned them into monsters.
418
00:16:33,833 --> 00:16:36,533
I'm sorry, Deb.
419
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,433
- I'm sorry for saying
that I hope you choke to death
420
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:41,867
on your silver spoon.
- You never said that.
421
00:16:41,933 --> 00:16:45,067
- Oh, I guess I must've
just thought that one.
422
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:47,633
Anyway, I'm sorry too.
423
00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,900
- Attention, everyone.
424
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:55,900
- Here we go again.
- Since Theresa Larson
425
00:16:55,967 --> 00:16:57,633
won't stop exposing herself,
426
00:16:57,700 --> 00:16:59,667
we've created a breast pumping
station for her
427
00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,967
in the utility shed behind
the playground equipment.
428
00:17:02,067 --> 00:17:04,767
- You can do there
what you do here, Theresa.
429
00:17:04,833 --> 00:17:08,400
Except there, you won't
ruin people's lives.
430
00:17:08,467 --> 00:17:10,467
- Breast pumping is normal.
- No, it's not.
431
00:17:10,533 --> 00:17:12,833
It's disgusting.
- No, you two are disgusting.
432
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:14,733
- I'm really disappointed
in both of you,
433
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,267
and I never care
about anything.
434
00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,667
- Yeah, get over
your bullshit
435
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,933
and start acting
like normal human beings.
436
00:17:20,067 --> 00:17:21,567
- But don't you think that it--
- No.
437
00:17:21,633 --> 00:17:23,567
- But aren't breasts--
- Just leave.
438
00:17:23,633 --> 00:17:26,633
- Where are we supposed to go?
- Why don't you go to your shed?
439
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:27,733
- [gasps]
440
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:34,967
- Thank you.
441
00:17:38,533 --> 00:17:40,800
- Hey, Ms. Watson.
- You can't be in here.
442
00:17:40,867 --> 00:17:42,833
- Relax.
443
00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:48,400
The boys and I were talking,
and we want our own pizza.
444
00:17:51,633 --> 00:17:54,333
- Davis, these are
Fillmore bucks.
445
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:58,767
- And here's a little
something extra for you.
446
00:17:58,833 --> 00:18:01,700
Pick yourself up
a new headband, sweetheart.
447
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:09,133
[rock music]
448
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,533
* *
449
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,367
- [sighs]
- I feel terrible.
450
00:18:14,433 --> 00:18:17,200
- Me too.
We should apologize.
451
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:19,500
- No. About my breasts.
452
00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:22,600
- Chelsea, there's nothing
wrong with your breasts.
453
00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,967
But then again,
I only saw the right one.
454
00:18:28,067 --> 00:18:31,533
Maybe show me the left one?
455
00:18:35,067 --> 00:18:36,333
- Okay.
456
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:38,667
* *
457
00:18:41,067 --> 00:18:43,967
[rock music]
458
00:18:44,067 --> 00:18:51,067
* *
459
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,933
- * Tear it down *
460
00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,567
* Tear it down *
461
00:18:57,633 --> 00:19:00,433
* Tear it down *
462
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,900
* Tear it down *
463
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:07,133
- Oh, yeah.
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