All language subtitles for Psych - 1x01 - Pilot.en

1986 santa barbara, ca

did you do your homework?

Finish those beets?

Yep.

Can I have the fudge cake?

Close your eyes.

- Dad, I don't want to...
- now.

Which letter is out in the exit sign?

The X.

- What the color is the vinyl?
- What's vinyl?

It's the stuff these
seats are covered in.

Purple.

Maroon. Close enough. Manager's name.

- Who?
- She's wearing a name tag.

The woman standing at the front door
when we first walked in. You saw her.

Marie.
Can I have the cake now?

How many hats?

Come on, dad!

Shawn, you want a piece of cake?
How many hats are in the room?

- Does a beanie count?
- What do you think?

- Three.
- You didn't describe them.

- That's not fair.
- Time's almost up, Shawn.

One has a flower... the
one the lady's wearing.

One has a picture of some kind of lion

on the weird guy
with the crooked tooth.

The last one is...
on the chef.

- What about the beanie?
- A beanie's a cap, not a hat.

- All right, open your eyes.
- Thank you.

Wow. That's amazing.

It's adequate.

Get him his cake.

I guess I know what you're going
to be when you grow up.

Oh, I'm never gonna grow up, ma'am.

2006... still santa barbara

- Nice place.
- Thank you.

I knew you were
gonna be my best table.

...about voicing
her concerns regarding

the department's long-time policies.

Joe, do the police have
any leads at this time?

We're at a loss.
We really don't know what else to do.

Been a tough few weeks.
Basically run out of ideas.

Hopefully the police will be able
to crack this one for us.

closing the books on the visions
break-ins could be just

the olive branch needed to set things
in the right direction.

What are you doing?

I'm calling the police.

Any particular reason?

I think i just closed a case.

- You didn't tell me you're a cop.
- Oh, no, no, no.

Definitely not a cop.

Does that disappoint you?

I just thought you
might have handcuffs.

Oh, I have handcuffs.
Hello.

santa barbara police department.

Uh, it's the store manager.
He did it.

- Pardon me?
- Uh, the stereo robberies.

At the visions chain store.

He's on channel 8 news right now.

Uh, his hands.
Nervous tic... dead giveaway.

And he won't look at
the reporter in the eyes.

My name?

My name is Shawn... Spencer.

- and is there anything else today?
- No. That's gonna do it.

Actually, the tags on
the news van have expired.

But that's completely unrelated.

Hello, officer.

But you gotta go.

It was awesome.
Well, yeah.

Yeah.

- Hi.
- It was amazing.

I'm Shawn Spencer.

And the other thing is...

well, no, I'm not going to pay for it.

Oh... oh no, no.
No, that's not for me.

Uh, I'm here for a commendation.
I called in a... tip.

Oh, no, Rachelle, I can't pay for that.

Here's the thing, these are new pants.

Clearly you feel
very strongly about this.

Right.

$80 is a lot for a reading,
but she was astounding.

I mean, she knew
about granny's childhood

and the curios she left bobby.

I mean, I could literally feel
her spirit in the room.

Get out of here.

You know, I have the same tattoo.

They spelled
"bloodthirsty" wrong on mine.

Can you believe it?

I cannot believe you
didn't test that out first.

one, two, three...

what'd you do, bust
up your ex-wife's car?

- Her new boyfriend'S.
- That'll teach her.

They got no witnesses.

Sweet.

Might want to brush the shards
of taillight off your sleeve.

Just a tip.

Gee, thanks, guy.

Sure.

Right this way, mr. Spencer.

So when do I get my money?

- Money?
- Yeah. The reward.

You guys arrested the store manager.
Am I right?

Why don't you let us ask
the questions for awhile.

Okay.

So which questions might those be?

Ooh, I don't know.

Like where were you the
night of the last robbery?

I was robbing a stereo shop.

I wasn'T.

I don't know. I
guess I was doing the same

thing you were
doing, not solving crime.

- You're not helping your case here.
- My case.

Wait, wait, wait.
I'm actually a suspect?

- Oh, you're our lead suspect.
- I gave you the guy.

He had a partner.

I have to find that guy?I'm confused.
When do you start chipping in?

See, your information was good.

So good, it could only
have come from the inside.

Inside of what?

Look, I've called in
dozens of tips, okay?

- Just check it out.
- I did.

I checked out a whole lot of stuff.

Like, oh, you're currently unemployed.

You've never held a job
for more than six months.

And you have a criminal record.

- I was 18.
- Oh. 18?

Well, that makes it okay.
Let me just scratch this out.

- I borrowed a car.
- You stole a car.

To impress a girl.

Look, forgive us, mr. Spencer,
if this seems far-fetched.

Would it help at all
if I told you that she

had a bit of a
reputation and I was 0 for...

high school?

Okay, fine. There were
extenuating circumstances.

The arresting officer was my father.
He was trying to teach me a lesson.

Did you learn it?

I learned I hated my father. So sure.

Pardon me if I'm
just a little skeptical.

Believable as it is that you solved
all these crimes...

I'm sorry, what was it?

Watching the local
channel 8 news reports.

I confess.
That's not true.

Sometimes i watch channel 5.
I prefer channel 8.

The weather girl, adorable.

So you're telling us that you can read
guilt off of tv interviews.

Can't you?

Don't you try and
trivialize police work.

I think you're doing a bang-up job of
that all by yourself.

You can't keep me here, guys.
I know my rights.

Good.

Then you know you have
the right to remain silent.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford
one, one will be appointed to you.

Wait, wait, wait.
You're serious?

A few hours in a holding cell
might jog your memory.

just give us a reason, mr. Spencer.

That's all we need. How
did you get this information?

no. It is too late for that.
Officer Allen, book him.

Book him?

Oh, come on. Cuffs?
What, for the walk back to the lobby?

Or you could give us
a plausible explanation.

I...

okay. Okay.

Fine. You win.

I got the information because...

I am a psychic.

- Get him out of here.
- Oh, boy!

Your grandma would be so proud.

- You spoke to her?
- I did.

She's... safe, comfortable.

She wants you to stop spending
all your money on those charlatans.

- The palm readers.
- The palm readers.

Okay, just to be clear, um,

you're claiming to be
a psychic, mr. Spencer.

How else would I know that you two
are sleeping together?

One, two, three...

One...

- when's the wedding?
- May 3rd.

Wait. How... how...

I'm getting dance
lessons for a wedding reception.

And you are getting good.

Wow. That's amazing.

Oh, come on.
Who's buying this?

I got it!

Go to detention room number two.
Shake down your vandal.

You'll find all the
evidence you need...

all the evidence is in his left shoe.

We'll be back here in three minutes
with my own cuffs.

Whoa.

I'm getting... I am getting...

the letter L.

Lulu, her dog.

Is there anything else she said?

Uh, there's suddenly a very,
very negative presence here.

It's blocking me.

- It was a lucky guess.
- Lucky guess?

He planted it.
I don't know.

His alibi checks.

Question. Do I pay
taxes on reward money?

I'll find out.
Please feel free to call anytime.

You know I will.
Magic touch.

Oop.

Doctor.

Not so fast, mr. Spencer.

Karen Vick, interim police chief.

I know.

- Heard about what you did in there.
- Oh, you're welcome.

That wasn't the
phrase i was going to use.

I was going to say improbable.

Possible, yet unlikely.

Look, it's hard to explain.

I'm gifted.
I was born that way.

I knew your father.
He was a good cop.

- You're nothing like him.
- I take that as a compliment, ma'am.

Don't ever call me "ma'am".

- Am I still free to go?
- Not exactly.

You familiar with the McCallum family?

Mccallum. Yeah, they own half the hill.

Well, there's been a kidnapping.

Oh, come on. I had
nothing to do with that.

Would you like to?

The feds are itching
to jump in on this case,

and I need to make some progress.

What I need is a miracle.
Or a facsimile of one.

I see, I see.
Well, I make $1, 200 a day.

- It's a try-out.
- That's what i meant to say.

This is pro bono.
Something for you.

And if this psychic thing is a scam...

we will prosecute.

You know hindering a police
investigation is a criminal offense.

Sounds good.

We're on the same team now.
Kidnappers beware!

I have a job for you.

I already have a job.

- They're paying
you to play video games?

How do you do that?

Come on. Left hand space bar.
Right hand arrow keys.

Gus, you should ask me a challenging

question every once
in awhile just for kicks.

I can't go
anywhere. I'm behind on my route.

I got new samples of ceromoxicyllan.

Oh, man. I'm sorry.

I didn't realize the
new butt cream had come in.

So you're not
interested in hearing about doing

the thing we've been dreaming
of doing since we were eight.

I've got us the last
job we will ever need.

Shawn, you've had 57 jobs since
we left high school.

Yes, I have.
And they were all fun.

But this one takes the cake.

Oh, yeah? Better than
your acupuncture clinic?

I didn't realize
experience was necessary.

What about the summer you spent
driving the wiener mobile?

I did that for the hot dogs.

Look, Gus, all those jobs I took
because I wanted the experience.

But then I mastered it and I moved on.

But this job has a
little bit of everything.

- Come with me.
- Uh, no.

I'm never doing
anything blindly with you again.

I learned that at the
mexican border twice.

Okay, this is hard to explain,
but I'm going to give it a shot.

You and I...

are opening our own
private detective agency.

Oh. See?

No explanation necessary.

Let me get my coat.

- But you're not getting your coat.
- Uh, no. No, Shawn. I'm not.

All right, you want
to sweat the details?

Fine.

The cops think i'm a psychic,

and now we are
investigating a kidnapping.

- You're serious?
- Yes, I am serious!

Six days ago, Camden McCallum jr.,
Sole male heir to McCallum textiles,

was seen being forced into his range
rover at the municipal dog park.

No one's seen him or the dog since.

- They took the dog?
- You see what I mean?

I need you.

I need you to... to write stuff down.

Cause you know how I zone out
when other people talk.

- Just for today?
- Just today.

Oh, and you know what, you
should bring your sample case

because some of
those forensics guys...

whoa, whoa, whoa.

There's going to be
forensics guys there?

all right, pay attention.

18 months ago, Camden
McCallum ran his father's

cigarette boat into
the morro bay aquarium.

That was right
after he got caught with

that hockey player's wife.

Yeah, I remember that.

Guy hadn't been out of
the papers in five years.

Since that day, nothing.

Not a single news story.
Not so much as a dented motorcycle.

Okay.

What do you think?

I think Camden
McCallum is too good at what

he does to stop. Not
cold turkey anyway.

Beautiful women, fast cars.
Doesn't add up.

Something happened.

How should we introduce ourselves?

Don't say "psychic. "
They'll shut you off.

Say something vague.
Like "alternative tactics division. "

How about the bureau of
magic and spell casting?

Where are you going?

- You're rooting through the trash?
- Just for a second.

You are without doubt the worst
detective i've ever seen.

Gus, everything you need
is right in front of you.

You just have to pay attention.

Oh, yeah?

Look at this.

Berenson's brand.

That is the highest
quality dog food on the market.

Perfect. They pamper their pets.
The case is almost solved.

This stuff is really expensive.

No additives.
No preservatives.

Why would you possibly open three bags

simultaneously when
you only have one dog?

They're rich.
They waste money.

- Oh, my god.
- What?

This cd case is totally nice!

Why would someone throw this out?
Here. Put this in the car.

Inside now.

Is it entirely too
early for me to have a theory?

Can you at least wait
until we see some evidence?

I suppose I could if it
would make you happier.

Whoa.

Just act natural.

- They know.
- How could they know?

- They know.
- We haven't said anything yet.

- They know. I can feel it.
- Oh, you're a psychic now too?

You're not a psychic.

Gus, let's just be clear on one thing.

The only way they can absolutely prove

that I am not a
psychic is if I tell them.

And I can guarantee you,

that is the one thing i will never do.

Ooh. Ooh ooh.
Check this out.

You got a lead?

No. But look at this girl.

She must be the sister.
God, she's incredible.

Kind of have a few other things
going on right now, Shawn.

Oh, Gus, look.

Look how she went
from this awkward stage

with this really unfortunate
perm to this beautiful, amazing girl.

She's a late
bloomer, but what does... what does

that mean? That
means depth of character.

Gus, she kayaks.

What, are you lamaze breathing?

It helps.
I cover a few birthing centers.

Let me know when the contractions
are two minutes apart.

She reads Vonnegut.

She's an aviatrix.

Gus, I bet this girl is spectacular.

really now.

I'm Katarina McCallum.

I'M... thoroughly embarrassed.

I'll bet you are.

I'm sorry.
I'm Shawn Spencer.

The chief called me in.

Everything's gonna be okay.

Thank you for saying that.

I have the same feeling.
What makes you think so?

I'm a psychic.

They called in a psychic?

I have very unique
and special abilities.

Well, Shawn Spencer,

if you need to ask any questions...

just one.

Do you currently have a boyfriend?

- Is that pertinent?
- It very well could be.

Uh, well, yes.

I'm sort of seeing someone.
Nothing serious though.

Nothing too serious.

That's good.
That's very good.

I think that's it for now.
I'll be in touch.

How do you luck into
these women all the time?

Gus, please.

I am a professional
gathering information.

What are we looking for?

Pictures of that Katarina girl.

Preferably at the beach.
Maybe on her way to yoga.

Or at a halloween
party dressed as a cat.

- What are those for?
- It's for anxiety.

Is it ethical to
sample your own samples?

Mr. Spencer, the sketch
artist is here for you.

- The sketch artist.
- The chief insisted.

- Interim chief.
- Yeah. You call her that.

I'll be right back.

Oh, yeah. That's nice.

Yeah, with the
shading. The shading's nice.

Uh, here's a question.

Do you think you could
have him looking further

to the left... his eye
line further to the left?

- Shawn.
- Yeah?

- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, yeah.

So just more to the
left, and I think we're there.

- What's up?
- What are you doing?

Just... just work with me.

Tell them your blocked or something.

I'm gonna have to use that later.

Uh, how we looking over there?

Oh, that's great.
Now look how good that is.

See how he's looking off to the
left like he's seeing something?

As far as the hair goes,
can we get the bangs wispier

like he's trying to
compensate for like maybe

he's thinning in the back and
sort of got a swoop?

Oh, my gosh!
It's Bill! Oh, it's Bill!

Oh, honey, come here quick.
Bill's the kidnapper!

that's the exact cap i gave him.

Okay, everybody. Stop.

No.
No. I'm sorry.

Bill is not the kidnapper.
Not the kidnapper.

Bill is just a horrible human being.

Who is "Bill"? I'm
getting, uh, multiple women.

Is he a bigamist?
Pimp?

Does he sell
children on the black market?

Mr. Mccallum, I'm
Shawn Spencer, the psychic.

Well, thank you for coming.
If there's anything i can do...

I can't imagine how difficult
this must be for you, sir.

Nothing can prepare you for something

like this knowing
you can't do anything.

Call me any time with any questions.

Uh, actually,
I do have one question, sir.

How did he feel about the dog?

Well, he loved that damn thing.
Didn't do anything without it.

Yeah. That'll do it.
Thank you, sir.

Does he like his dog?
That's how you investigate?

I think we're making progress.

Since you've been here,

all you've done is
dig through the trash,

hit on the victim's sister,
and falsely accuse her boyfriend.

Gus, he is not her boyfriend.

She made a point to say they're
free to see other people.

Whatever you say, Shawn.
Have a blast. I quit.

You can't quit.
We just got started.

watch me.

Gus, you're gonna miss everything!

It's gonna be fun!

Gus, get back here!

Fine.

I'll solve this case by myself.

Gus.

I hate to imagine what
the rest of your plan was.

How did you get in?

Far less effective on
a second-floor landing.

What do you want, Shawn?

- Can I ask you
something about the case, please?

No.

- I was right.
- I'm done, Shawn.

I don't want to commit felonies
and perjury and pretend to be...

you're dying to
know who kidnapped him.

I know you are.

No. No, I'm not.

Because I don't believe
that you can solve a crime

the cops can't by
simply walking through a house.

- Fine.
- Fine.

All right, whatever.

Who kidnapped him?

Nobody.

Nobody! Excellent.

Call the chief at home.
Tell her the crime is solved.

Because apparently,
we just imagined the whole thing.

Gus, nobody kidnapped
him because he did it himself.

Come on.
See for yourself.

Okay. Here's the thing.

Camden didn't offer to clean
up his act voluntarily.

Oh, no. Daddy threatened
to cut him off permanently.

- This was about 18 months ago.
- 18 months?

But wait. There's more.
He had help.

Who?

This guy on the end.
Malcolm Orso.

Only member of this crew that

didn't go on to
fame or fortune or rehab.

- The cops must've talked to him.
- Nope.

Malcolm hasn't been seen with
Camden for quite some time.

To be exact...

- 18 months.
- Almost to the day.

Gus, he has been planning
this thing for over a year.

- Shawn, this is good.
- Yeah.

- Where did you get this?
- Katarina McCallum's room.

You didn't go in her room.

Gus, I needed a ride.
She hadn't eaten yet.

One thing led to another,
and we ended up sharing a milk shake.

Whoa, wait a second.
Wait a second.

- You're dating her?
- No. I'm not "dating".

Yes, you are.

It's not exclusive.

What?
Gus, come on!

Put some clothes on.
This is gonna be fun.

Let's go! I'm driving.
Where are your keys?

Never mind. I got 'em.

Ooh. Should I slice
this up for the road?

- Well, we're off to a banner start.
- Just let me do the talking.

- Morning, gentlemen.
- Hello, officer.

What's this?

Whoops.

It's my dad's old
police business card.

Must've stuck in back there.

Guess I've been carrying
that in my wallet for ages.

Can never be too careful coming
from a family of cops.

- Henry Spencer's your dad?
- Yes. Yes, he is.

Well, how's old Henry doing?

Oh, you know Henry.
He's great.

Retired. Living in miami.

I saw Henry three
weeks ago at the home depot.

Yeah.
Yeah, that... that sounds about right.

He popped into down for a few days.
Grabbed some supplies.

Some wood.

Said he'd been back for over a year.

And now he's back running around

doing his thing Henry style.

Tell your dad that
kingfisher says hello.

Will do. Thank you, officer.

Your dad's back at the house?

Apparently.

Dude, I'm so excited.

This is my first
use of spy technology.

Yeah, it would seem
much cooler if it didn't

have sports
illustrated pasted on the side.

Came with the subscription.

Are you going to
tell me why we're here?

This is the Orso family
cabin where young Malcolm

and young Camden spent
all their summers growing up.

Wouldn't the police
have checked this out?

Malcolm is so far out on
the periphery of Camden's life.

He's not on the witness list.
He's not on anybody's list.

This is a great plan.

Camden McCallum
deserves to be commended.

- Maybe you should date him too.
- Maybe I will.

Let me see.

Let's see here.

- Oh no way.
- What?

It's Camden's dog.

Get... dude! Dude!

Oh, my gosh. I can't
believe we did this.

This is unbelievable.

What?

Okay, okay, okay.
Wait. Okay, wait.

Let's call the cops. No, no, no.
Let's call the chief.

That's what we're gonna do.
Call the chief. Yeah.

No, no, no. No, no, no.
Gus, Gus,

- we don't call anyone.
- What?

Then later at headquarters,

I suddenly and
miraculously have a vision.

- A vision?
- A vision of stuff we saw.

Like, uh, like the road
sign with the two bullet holes.

Like the red kayak, the yellow kayak.

And the highway with numbers.
Oh, I'm seeing...

what am I seeing?
8-3-1.

- We're on highway 138.
- Exactly.

In the spirit world,

things get jumbled
and out of sequence.

But my premonition becomes clear when

we all jump in the squad car together.

By the way, let me sit
next to that junior detective.

- Shawn, please.
- For the last, we lead them here.

Then finally, we both
put on our surprise faces

as I guide them to the
cabin for the "first time. "

This is mine.

What do you got?

Gus, that's horrible.
It doesn't convey surprise at all.

Gus!

All right, let me do the talking.

Is there even an option?

I want... I want a lot of witnesses
for my miraculous vision.

Yeah, yeah.
There they go.

Detectives!

Detectives!
Detectives!

We have a breakthrough.
It is very important.

I also have something important.
I call it lunch. Make an appointment.

- But this is...
- you don't have my interest.

You don't have my ear.
Find a beat cop. Tell your story.

Maybe I'll read the report.
Good day, gentlemen. After you.

Detective!

Don't eat the chicken.

Don't eat the chicken?

- He's got your number.
- He's got nothing.

I'll have the chicken enchilada.
Extra chicken.

Okay.

I'll have the cheese quesadilla.

Coward.

You're mad because he
pegged us as a couple.

He was tipped off.
Did you tell anyone?

Why would I tell anyone?

Let everyone think i'm working
my way up the ladder the hard way?

You're barely separated.

It's been five months.

So the plan was to
annoy them into believing you.

Billy Camp's working the grill.

So?

So?

Billy Camp has the worst
hay fever I've ever seen.

Feel this wind?

Feel it?

I will be right back.

Here we go.
Act natural.

Okay. What is it?

Oh, my.

This is great. Now what?

Does anyone have any binoculars?

No. No. You see, we
don't carry binoculars.

Ooh, never mind.
I found some here in my pocket.

There it is!

Just like I saw it.

Want to tell me what
I'm looking for, please?

Uh, I'm... I'm not sure exactly.

I see a bone?

What, a human bone?

No. No.

Rawhide? And a ball.

Holy crap.

Call for backup.

What?

What do you see, detective?

I can't believe they won't let us in.
This is lame.

And you were so polite when you asked

the S.W.A.T. Team
to issue you the luger.

Just make sure you act in awe of me

when they come to say
i was completely right.

Oh, and maybe a little afraid like my

powers could
possibly be used for evil.

Oh, watch out!
Watch out!

For what, it's tongue?

That thing could be vicious.

Yeah. Diabolical with its calculated
decoy tail wagging.

There's blood on its whiskers!

That's not blood.
That's snausages.

- Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure.

Either that or he just
mauled a mountain lion.

Come on, Gus.

Mr. Spencer, follow me.

Now if there's any press,
make sure you mention our agency.

- We don't have an agency.
- Yes, we do.

I applied for a dba on-line.

Which reminds
me, we're going to need a name.

Mind masters, already taken.

Make sure you tell them
that we do private cases.

Cause I bet the department's only

going to be good
for one or two months.

You tell them.
- I can't.

I'm secretive, mysterious, enigmatic.

- Delusional.
- Remember, act surprised.

Wow. It is just like i saw before.

Pardon me.

Ladies.
Gentlemen.

to call on you again, mr. Spencer.

And even though this case

didn't end up
exactly the way we hoped,

I thank you for your services.

You were invaluable.

Thank you.

You're making a huge mistake.
This case isn't closed.

Pardon me?

Murder, suicide?Come on.

You're buying that?

I'm not buying anything.

Those are the facts.

I'll buy it.

I understand.

I do.

You'd like to shut the book on

this as quickly as
possible. It's fine.

They had a falling out.

Before they got the ransom money?

Why? What did they have to
fight about before they got the cash?

Might I remind you, mr.
Spencer, you are not a detective.

I just need to speak
to the witnesses again.

The McCallum family
has been through enough,

and this conversation is over.

Thank you.

Uh, we parked in a parking structure.

Do you validate?

Would it make any difference if I

told you Camden
McCallum jr. Spoke to me...

from beyond the grave?

Shut the door on your way out.

Damn it.

What are you doing?

That was the chief of police.

Interim chief.

And have you
considered that Camden McCallum

may have been alive the
first time we went to that cabin?

No.
Well, I have.

I need to talk to that guy.

Whoa, whoa. No.

Come on, Gus. Just for a second.

The man is practically
almost my father-in-law.

Make no mistake, Shawn, I will kill you.

Okay. I appreciate the fact
that you think you can beat me up.

But I think our last
scuffle proves otherwise.

Are you talking about
the cinnamon festival?

Yes. You do remember!

Okay. First of all, I was six.

And I had a cast!

Which many would
construe as a clear advantage.

It's like having a
weapon attached to your arm.

Oh, great, now the chief
is staring right at us.

Mr. Mccallum!

Chief wants them left alone.

Well, we all want to be left alone.

Yeah, some more than others.

What's with his wrist?

You don't give up, do you?

I do give up. All the time.

But not until the moment is right.

Now come on. I know you
don't think this adds up either.

Okay, the rumor is he
tried to off himself.

Off himself.

The war hero?

The man who's seen everything?

No. That's not it.

That's definitely not it.

You know everything, don't you?

Yeah. It's scary, isn't it?

Something is going on, and
I'm gonna find out what it is.

No. You're not going
anywhere near that man.

In fact, I'm going to make certain you
never hear from the department again.

I'm getting strong
vibrations that you might be wrong.

I'm on to you.

You've got a source
somewhere and I'm going to find it.

You think this is some sort of game?

I'm not going to let you just waltz

around here like some
kid in a candy store.

Let me be honest with you, detective.

I used to work in a candy
store and it's nothing like this.

You're in over your head, mystic.

Hi, dad.

Shawn.

You didn't tell me you moved back.

You didn't tell me you moved away.

That was different.
Was it?

Yeah. I was busy trying to
help my mom through her divorce.

Well, it's nice to see you, too, son.

Can I come in?

No.

I was on my way out to lunch.

You can come with me if
you don't bring this thing.

When I was in the department, there

were two things i hated in this world.

Private investigators and psychics.

Congratulations, kid.

You just hit the
disappointment exacta.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

It sort of happened by accident.

What are you gonna
do when you get caught?

Move out of town?

I'm not going to get caught.

Shawn, this is just
like everything else.

Three months from now, you're going
to be on a bus going to minneapolis

cause you found your
calling as a weather man.

It's not like that this time.

Have you been listening to me?

I finally figured out a
way to use my special gift.

You should be thrilled.

You're the one that made me this way.

I'm good at this.

Oh. Oh, oh, I see.

You're so good at it,

what are you doing
knocking at my door?

You think I came to you for help.

Okay.

There was no ransom drop.

I'm not gonna be a part of this.

Come on. Would you just hear me out?

Okay. No ransom drop.

So what? Big deal.

So six days?
Nothing?Not even a demand?

It happens all the time.

It's not unprecedented. They
try to create panic in the family.

Yeah, I know. I know. But not this guy.

This guy wanted it
done quickly. I know that.

Well, then you missed something.

You've been driving your
motorcycle all across the country,

working your bungee
cord jumping expeditions.

You're soft. Hey, pal, it happens.

I'm not soft. I'm
sharper than I've ever been.

Close your eyes.

No way. I'm not seven.

Close your eyes. Any
longer, I'll think you're cheating.

How many hats are in the room?

All right. Fine.

Just in case you're
trying to pull a fast one,

I'm not counting
the one in your pocket.

Nylon fishing hat on
the loner in the corner.

Foam cap on the kid
who's too young to know

they were lame the
first time they came out.

Both truckers.

One a concrete
company I've never heard of.

The other advertising
free moustache rides.

I'm fairly certain no one's
taken him up on that offer.

Norwegian
girl. Ponytail pulled out the back.

Unfortunately, she's married.

And our friendly bartender wearing
the official hat of the restaurant.

Six hats.

And?

That's it.

Sorry, pal, there are seven hats.

I can't help you. You missed something.

I didn't miss anything.

There are seven hats, Shawn.

Were.

Before I closed my eyes.

Cowboy hat walked out while I
was ridiculing moustache rides.

Come on.

I heard her boots.

All right. Close enough.

Close enough? No.

I nailed that.

Yeah, but you changed the rules.

But, hey, if it makes you happy.

Change the rules.

I did not change the rules.

What I did was nail
it and you know it.

Shawn, you want my advice,

go out, get yourself
a real job, grow up.

In the meantime,

you might want to ask yourself

who you're trusting in this
case that maybe you shouldn'T.

Cause

obviously, you're overlooking somebody.

Thanks for lunch.

why are we at the McCallum offices?

What is the
magnification on these things?

2x.

Okay, we need to stop at
wal-mart on the way home.

Why don't you just take
your big, loud motorcycle?

Ooh, here we go. Here we go.

Oh, hell no.

You got me out of work
so you could stalk a girl?

Damn it. What is he doing here?

I can't believe this!

What's up with his hair?

It's horrible.

I knew I should've had
him picked up for questioning.

That is not the way a
grown man kisses a grown woman.

We're-we're fine.

Why does she look so nervous?

Oh, no.

Is it just me or does that bag look

like it's filled with
stacks of ransom money.

Give me that.

Oh, my god.

Katarina.

It was her.

You're dating a murderer.

Not exclusively.

you see, I knew there was a
reason she went for you so easily.

She wasn't lying, Gus.

I know when people are lying.

Oh yeah?

Apparently not.

You just got played.

should we call the cops?

too late for that.

You could pretend you had a vision
of a girl totally manipulating you.

Would you stop?

What should we do?

There's only one thing to do.

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

Shawn? Hey!

What are you doing?
Helping.

You're supposed to stay at the car.
You didn't tell me.

Well, come on!

Gus, you locked the car?

It's a bad neighborhood!

What in the world's going on, Shawn?

I know what's in the bag.

You do?

You're good. Very good.

I didn't consider who'd be the
sole heir to the McCallum fortune

if Camden was out of the picture.

Okay, okay. Wh...

you think I want my family's money?

You don't need it, do you, now
that you've got... this money!

We've got to get better binoculars.

Katarina...

Go buy the bag.

What, you want a
souvenir of your ineptitude?

I need to get a
better look inside the bag.

I'm not going in there.

That guy wants to kill us.

Gus, this guy works in a thrift store.

Okay? He's a big, furry
hearted, good samaritan.

Come on.

I'll be right here.

Go ahead.

What the hell do you want?

Can I have the bag?

You serious?

Just the bag.

Not the clothes.

I'll pay you for it.

You've got some nerve coming in here.

I can't believe this!
Neither can I.

I've gone to jail for less than you.

Jail's no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Oh, you've been.

Once. In monopoly.

Okay, hold on, hold on.

Who's that?

Move, move, move, move!

Hey, get back here!

You, hey!

Go, go, go!

I can't believe you
sold me out like that!

You didn't tell me i was a decoy!

Of course you're the decoy!

Seems pretty clean.

What, they didn't happen to
leave a ransom note inside?

Give me some money.
Get your own money.

Gus, I'll give it back.

Seriously, this is all you carry?

Okay.

So we've got five stacks going across.

You figure four going long ways.

Ten stacks in each pile based
on the wear and the indentation...

depending on the denomination,

uh, this could easily be $5 million.

You're kidding.
Give or take.

You got that from a
groove on the side?

Come on, Gus. Any small
child could've figured that out.

So somebody at that
house did pay a ransom.

Mm-hmm. Or tried too.

Who?
I don't know.

We're going to need more than my
psychic powers to figure this out.

Here to scope out the new meter maids?

Nope. I am here to see you.

Not interested.

I know you. You have someone special.

He's married and/or separated.

Is there a point to this, mr. Spencer?

Of course. You and i
have something in common.

What's that?

We both know this case
is nowhere near closed.

Unfortunately, gut feelings aren't
admissible in a california court.

How about motive?

What do you have?
Nothing. Yet.

But I've seen something.

Seen or seen.

Well, what do you think?

Okay, what do you need?

Everything you have on Malcolm Orso.

He was Camden's accomplice.

I'll get fired.

Will you really?Because it
seems like a gray area to me.

That's the problem
with you, mr. Spencer.

You live your
entire life in a gray area.

That's not true.

Though I generally
vacation in gray areas.

We can't talk here.

Hold up.

It says Orso was seen
in the town near the cabin.

Yeah. Twice.

Early in the week by a store owner.

What was he buying?

Nothing. The old man
just saw him on the street.

Same old man sees him two times?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Orso had one of those
modified mufflers on his nova.

You could hear him a block away.

You'll need a new target sheet.

Oh, oh, no, no, no.

This is, uh, this is fine.

They're so much lighter
when they're filled with water.

You missed.

Did I really?

Look at that.

It's a perfect match.

Damn.

I'm telling you,

there's no way
Katarina's going to talk to you.

Yeah, well, I sort of
lied about that part.

We're not here to see Katarina.

Who we were to see?

This is highly
inappropriate, mr. Spencer.

The investigation is over.

What if they got the wrong man?

And who would the right man be?

You.

Mr. Mccallum, I didn't
have anything to do with this.

I killed my own son?

If it makes you feel any
better, I don't think you meant to.

You're not a detective.

You're not even a cop.

You're right.

I'm a psychic.

And I saw the whole thing.

I see a ransom drop.

You're doing everything they ask.

You didn't call the police.

You're thinking of nothing
but the security of your son.

After all, what's $5 million to you?

You're driving away.

I can see it.

Something strange happens.

You recognize the car.

You pass it on the hill.

It's Malcolm Orso'S.

You've seen it hundreds of times
at your house ever since high school.

Maybe it confirms a
suspicion that you already have.

You know where they are.

You know the cabin.

He's making coffee.

You didn't mean to kill him, did you?

No. Just knock him around a
little bit. Teach him a lesson.

But he falls to the floor. He
slams his head on the oak table.

He's dead.

You know he's dead.

Orso walks in, finds you.

He's got a half-ass
pistol. But he's no criminal.

You know there's only one
way to cover your tracks.

You take care of him too.

Make it look like a suicide.

Then you come
home, inform the police, and you wait.

You wait for a ransom
call that will never come.

Police eat it up.

It's easy to look
shaken after all you've done.

You might even be
willing to take your own life.

You have an overactive imagination.

Perhaps a side-effect of your gift.

Shawn, we need to go. Not yet.

I'm about to throw
up on a turkish carpet.

No, you're not. It's in my esophagus.

The second door on the
left. Turn on the fan and flush.

I will not have this incident
rehashed over and over again!

I know what your
relationship was with your son.

Oh, really.

I have a father that i
disappoint all the time.

I'm sure you do.

I know how you feel.

This was it.

This was the straw that
broke the camel's back, wasn't it?

To think 18 months
ago, he sat across from you,

looked you right in the eye and

said, "dad, I'm going to
clean up my act this time.

This time, I am going
to change. I swear. "

To know that he duped you and
you fell for it all over again

must've sent you into a
state that even you can't believe.

Mr. Spencer, I've been
assured but the lieutenant governor

that this case will not
cast a pall over my family.

But I can assure you,

it's gonna cast one over yours.

My very first case, I'm
already being threatened.

Shawn, let's go.

Not quite finished.

We're going now.

Listen to your friend.

I'll be back.
No, you won'T.

Okay, we're going.

We're clearly going.

All right!

Dude, what are you
doing?We had him on the ropes.

It wasn't the right tack.

Oh, you're the expert now?
Consumine.

What?
Consumine.

It's for dog
bites. I have some samples.

Gus, what are you saying to me?

I'm saying there was a bottle of it in

the medicine cabinet
prescribed wednesday.

You wonder why he had on that

long-sleeve shirt in
the heat that first day?

Oh, my gosh. That dog
did have blood on his teeth.

I told you it wasn't snausages.

We're never getting back in there.

I know.

Just give me a second.

What are you doing?
I'm thinking.

You look ridiculous.

Now what are you doing?
I'm calling the cops.

For what? You heard the guy in there.

They're never going to come.

I'm not calling the cops on him.

I'm calling the cops on us.

Gus, we need this to
play out in front of an

audience with all the
major players in place.

Yes. Hello.

I'm calling from
the McCallum residence.

There's an intruder
here who simply won't leave.

He's claiming to be a psychic
that works for your department.

Mr. Mccallum is enraged,

and he wants this handled by
the highest authority possible.

Please send the chief immediately.

Did you really vomit?

Who called them?

I don't know, sir. Maybe the back staff.

Those two gentlemen
have not left the driveway.

Would you like me
to send them all away?

No.

Let's finish this.

As you can
see, Karen, this simply cannot happen.

It'll be taken care of. Believe me.

He was given clear
instructions to stay away.

I understand, but...

yeah, it's times like this i
remember why I love my job so much.

Any time, Shawn.

He's getting cocky.

Give it a sec.

We're gonna be in a
city jail in a sec.

Uh-huh. Here we are.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did that hurt?

Ah, something's happening!

Gus!

Something's happening!

The dog!
Shut up.

He's biting the intruder!

He knows him!

It's someone he knows!

The dogs knows him!
Stop talking.

Ouch! Ow!

The teeth are digging in.

Shut up!
Oh, there's blood!

It's him! It's McCallum!

I can see his face!

The killer is McCallum.

Check his wrist!

Check his right wrist!

The teeth marks will match up!

Get him out of here!

Check the wrist!

No one is checking any part of me.

Why not?

Huh?

We can close this out immediately.

Discredit him right here.

That's an awful wound
you have bandaged there.

This is outrageous!

Do you really want to do this?

We could do this now...

or I could call in a warrant.

I'll call my lawyer.

I'll be right here.

I see a doctor.

I'm seeing a doctor. Dr. Bendali.

And a word.

Consumine.

Yeah, it's for dog bites.

The wound is fresh.

Check the wound!

It's a fresh wound.

It's still a fresh wound.

It was an accident.

I- I didn't-

what?

Sergeant.

come this way, sir.

You want to take these
cuffs off of me, please?

Thank you.

Seriously...

how?

I wish I knew.

Do you think this pretty much
ruins my chances with Katarina?

There she is.

Don't ever walk into my
office without knocking.

I'm sorry. I got excited.

You know what I'll do to you?

Yes.
You do?

I'm a psychic.

I'm just finishing up in
here. I'll be with you in a moment.

That's all right, Karen.

I've gotta get going anyway.

Thank you very much for coming down.

You've been a big help.

Son.

Dad.

Have a seat.

I was considering adding you
to my speed dial, mr. Spencer,

but I would be remiss if I
didn't do a little background check,

don't you think?

Uh... yes?

I asked your dad how
long you've had the gift.

Look, my father's
memory is pretty cloudy.

Oh, it certainly is.

His recollection doesn't
match up with your assertion at all.

I can explain that.

You said you've had
this ability your whole life.

Well, whole life.

I mean, it's a bit of a gray area.

He said you didn't
get it until you were 18.

He said that?

That is just like him.

The man simply refuses to
acknowledge my abilities, my gifts.

Can we discuss my fee?

There's a check in the cage.

Sign for it and then come back in.

Come-come back in here?

Why?

You familiar with a
chop shop in summerland?

Dad!

So are you gonna continue
with this little charade?

Well, it sort of gives
me carte blanche, you know.

I mean, I can work
cases for the department.

I can do private jobs.

In fact, I've already got another case.

Be aware.

This is the last
time i cover for you, pal.

I'm not okay with this, Shawn.

Any of it.

I don't expect you to be, dad.

awesome!

Psych?

As in, "got you. "

Or as in "psychic. "

You named your fake
detective agency psych?

Why don't you just call it,

"hey, we're fooling you
and the police department.

"Hope we don't make a mistake
and someone dies because of it. "

First of all, Gus, that
name is entirely too long.

It would never fit on the window.

And secondly, the best
way to convince people

you're not lying to
them is to tell them you are.

Whatever, Shawn.

It's your agency.

Go for it.

Actually, it's our agency.

I put your name on the lease as well.

Tell me. Does that look
anything like your signature?

I gave it a shot.

This better be a joke.

Don't worry.

You won't have to do a thing.

I have worked out every last detail.

What's your dental plan?

Don't get cavities.

Health plan?

Same. With hepatitis and shingles.

So I'm supposed to quit my job,

skip over, and do this
for no guaranteed money.

No guaranteed money,

but all guaranteed fun!

No! No more cases, Shawn.

It was fun for a few days.

Well, it's gonna have to be
fun for a minimum of six months,

or we'll have to pay a lease penalty.

Which would be a blemish on your

otherwise very
impressive credit report.

You solved one mystery and
now you renting office space?

Gus, I've solved a bunch of mysteries.

For instance, the mystery of
who kept stealing your newspaper.

answer... Me!

The mystery of what
we're doing this weekend.

Hint. It involves dragsters.

And finally, the mystery that is the
case the chief just brought me in on.

You got another case already?

A car thief got poisoned by his boss.

He used something over the counter.

Phisdine.

No.

Phisadirble.

No.

phisadrine?
That's it!

How'd he do that?

Tell you on the way.

Just for today, right?

Absolutely.