Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:41,843
- So the story goes,
2
00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:43,745
that once upon a yesterday,
3
00:00:43,778 --> 00:00:46,213
way back in the dry ages,
4
00:00:46,246 --> 00:00:50,150
ducks ruled the Earf until
some Beat God dude named
5
00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:52,754
Beat Massa X came down from the
stars
6
00:00:52,787 --> 00:00:55,623
and brought the blood
sport Beat-Beat Revelation
7
00:00:55,657 --> 00:00:58,158
and a comet full of booze to our
world.
8
00:01:01,128 --> 00:01:03,330
He enslaved the ducks with
the fear of being flipped
9
00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:05,465
straight edge again on the spot.
10
00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:08,736
Because as we all know, without
no booze,
11
00:01:08,770 --> 00:01:10,672
they would become un-drunk.
12
00:01:11,806 --> 00:01:14,742
The Beat Massa descended upon
them with his unstoppable
13
00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:19,379
army of L Black D's and
187ed the known duck world,
14
00:01:19,413 --> 00:01:22,382
in what we now know as the Beat
Wars.
15
00:01:23,685 --> 00:01:27,421
And when da land was sucked dry
of all of her fossil boozies
16
00:01:27,454 --> 00:01:30,157
the Beat Massa began the cycle
anew.
17
00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,426
The Wet Shit swept across the
land.
18
00:01:32,459 --> 00:01:34,529
187-ing all the peeps,
19
00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,864
And 911-ing Mother Earf,
20
00:01:36,898 --> 00:01:39,266
refilling the fossil boozies
21
00:01:39,299 --> 00:01:42,402
for the new race of enslaved
peeps to mine for him
22
00:01:42,436 --> 00:01:44,338
all over again.
23
00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,238
Us.
24
00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:51,278
In the Wastes of the old
world, Beat-Beat Revelation
25
00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:52,714
is still the only way of life.
26
00:01:54,716 --> 00:01:57,619
Where the ultimate prize is the
Quatro,
27
00:01:57,652 --> 00:01:59,286
or booze as it was once known.
28
00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,591
Whoever controls the
Quatro, controls the Wastes.
29
00:02:03,625 --> 00:02:08,630
And only one Quatro oasis
remains; the FP, our home.
30
00:02:11,833 --> 00:02:12,867
My name is JTRO.
31
00:02:14,201 --> 00:02:15,335
I'm a RE-NINJ.
32
00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:19,239
A Beat Warrior like my father
before me.
33
00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:20,742
In the many battles we fought,
34
00:02:21,743 --> 00:02:24,879
beating off the rage fueled
followers of Beat Massa X,
35
00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:27,882
we lost many loved ones.
36
00:02:31,653 --> 00:02:33,788
Until I met CHAI-T,
37
00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:36,390
The Beat Battle Queen from the
Wastes
38
00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:40,360
who strengthened the FP with
her tribe of Warrior Ninjawas
39
00:02:40,394 --> 00:02:43,296
and helped us finally
bring peace to the FP.
40
00:02:44,766 --> 00:02:45,767
Shit was chill.
41
00:02:46,768 --> 00:02:47,735
We threw some pups.
42
00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:51,873
Our daughter, CHAI-TRO grew
into a strong young Beat-offer.
43
00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,913
But sadly, due to some health
politics,
44
00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,783
her brother, JR-TRO took
a dirt nap at birth.
45
00:03:03,718 --> 00:03:04,719
Time passed
46
00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:09,590
until CHAI-TRO discovered
she could beat through time
47
00:03:09,624 --> 00:03:12,426
with her feet on her 18th BD.
48
00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:15,963
She ventured into the past,
49
00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:20,968
helping us destroy Beat
Massa X's booze comet
50
00:03:21,002 --> 00:03:22,770
that was poisoning our Earf.
51
00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:28,442
And together, as a family,
we defeated L DUBBA E.
52
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:34,649
Finally eliminating the Beat
Massa's only remaining weapon
53
00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,950
from the Beat Wars.
54
00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:39,520
But our cycle's time has finally
come.
55
00:03:40,855 --> 00:03:42,422
The Wet Shit,
56
00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,726
a never ending storm
of sobriety from which
57
00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:45,927
there ain't no cure,
58
00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:49,864
has swept across the entire Earf
59
00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,299
and is on the FP's doorstep.
60
00:03:53,968 --> 00:03:55,670
Can we save the FP in time?
61
00:03:56,771 --> 00:04:00,842
Or will we become stone cold
sober 4Evz?
62
00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:53,928
- Duck marks the spot.
63
00:04:54,829 --> 00:04:57,098
- So this is CHAI-QUACK-TICA,
huh?
64
00:04:57,131 --> 00:04:58,331
- What's left of it.
65
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,642
- It's thought it would
be a little bit bigger
66
00:05:07,675 --> 00:05:09,877
considering it used to be the
most advanced civilization
67
00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:11,646
on Earf or whatevz.
68
00:05:11,679 --> 00:05:14,749
- Well, it was once upon a long
ago.
69
00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,618
- Yeah. Now no one even
remembers 'em.
70
00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:35,763
- Ducks marks the spot.
71
00:07:17,138 --> 00:07:19,140
Follow my beats, carefs.
72
00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,819
- Stank!
Whoopsiedooz!
73
00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,187
Floppy twat step!
74
00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,125
- Balance, yo.
75
00:08:11,158 --> 00:08:12,827
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
76
00:08:20,901 --> 00:08:23,637
So do you really think what
we're looking for is here?
77
00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:26,173
- The prophecy was hided
here by the Way Backs.
78
00:08:26,207 --> 00:08:28,642
And only the descendies of
the Way Backs can find it
79
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:29,543
here again.
80
00:08:30,211 --> 00:08:31,078
- Oh boy.
81
00:08:51,799 --> 00:08:53,200
Okay, so now what?
82
00:09:00,174 --> 00:09:02,743
- Two, four, eight.
83
00:09:05,179 --> 00:09:06,213
Two pads.
84
00:09:07,081 --> 00:09:08,582
Two peeps.
85
00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,283
- Too easy.
86
00:09:19,260 --> 00:09:21,962
- Left arrow, right arrow.
87
00:09:23,164 --> 00:09:24,031
- Interesting.
88
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:30,704
- Three, two, one.
89
00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:38,045
- Okay, well that sounded good.
90
00:09:38,079 --> 00:09:39,213
Now what, four?
91
00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:47,254
- Left arrow, down arrow.
92
00:09:47,288 --> 00:09:50,057
- Right arrow, up arrow.
93
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,665
Okay, I'm picking up
what you're laying down.
94
00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:58,766
- Copy-roo.
95
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,768
Eightses.
96
00:10:07,441 --> 00:10:08,309
- All.
97
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,044
- All.
98
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:16,417
- Two, four, eight.
99
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:19,286
Combo mode unlocked.
100
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,222
- That means don't miss any.
101
00:10:21,255 --> 00:10:24,325
- Yeah, I know what that means.
102
00:10:24,358 --> 00:10:25,860
- Three,
103
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,328
two,
104
00:10:27,361 --> 00:10:28,229
one.
105
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:31,298
Beat-Beat.
106
00:10:31,332 --> 00:10:32,333
- Here goes nothing!
107
00:11:04,165 --> 00:11:05,799
Easy. We're on the same team!
108
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,034
- Then keep up.
109
00:11:11,205 --> 00:11:12,840
- Ahh, fuck me.
110
00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,730
- Chill.
111
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,998
- You gassed?
112
00:11:38,032 --> 00:11:39,833
- I'm not gassed,
113
00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,235
I'm just breathing.
114
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,369
- You look gassed.
115
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,243
- JTRO, my youngling.
116
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,813
You has finally come.
117
00:11:56,417 --> 00:11:57,751
- Mom?
118
00:11:59,353 --> 00:12:01,922
- I am her memzies.
119
00:12:01,956 --> 00:12:05,759
Left behind to guide y'all
when the time came a-do.
120
00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,361
- Time for what a-do?
121
00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,763
- Your final battle.
122
00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:14,168
The one that decides the
fate of all our peeps.
123
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,136
- Stopping the Wet Shit, right,
I know.
124
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,505
- Faleses.
125
00:12:17,539 --> 00:12:20,841
There is no stopping the Wet
Shit.
126
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:23,944
The Wet Shit is the
planet's defense system
127
00:12:23,978 --> 00:12:27,014
leading to a wet age that
reboots the Earf
128
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:29,283
and refills the Quatro.
129
00:12:29,316 --> 00:12:31,852
It 187'd the ducks
130
00:12:31,885 --> 00:12:36,023
as it will y'all if you fails.
131
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,225
- How do we save our peeps?
132
00:12:38,259 --> 00:12:42,830
- There is hope. A cure for your
peeps.
133
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,966
The Fountain of 4Evz,
134
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:51,005
where Bloody Quatro brews
with the power of re-life, yo.
135
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,275
- Wait, so where do we
find this Fountain of 4Evz?
136
00:12:54,308 --> 00:12:56,477
- Not, wherezies.
137
00:12:56,511 --> 00:12:58,112
Whenzies.
138
00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,413
- Okay, then whenzies?
139
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,949
- The Zero Dark.
140
00:13:03,518 --> 00:13:05,019
- The futies.
141
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,420
- Correcty.
142
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,389
Beyond your time.
143
00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:11,325
It hasn't activated in yours
yet,
144
00:13:11,358 --> 00:13:15,829
but take heed, unlocking
the Fountain of 4Evz
145
00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,132
will also unlock him.
146
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,034
- Who?
147
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,902
- Take the Quad-Force.
148
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,307
It will show you the way.
149
00:13:26,340 --> 00:13:29,009
Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
150
00:13:32,146 --> 00:13:36,016
Take the Quad-Force, it
will show you the way.
151
00:13:36,050 --> 00:13:39,554
Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
152
00:13:39,587 --> 00:13:40,888
- Mom!
153
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,089
Mom!
154
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:55,169
- You fresh?
155
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:59,106
- I never even knew what
she looked like before.
156
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:02,142
- She had a pretty
cracking rig for a holo-do.
157
00:14:02,176 --> 00:14:03,277
- Yeah, she did.
158
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,294
So, do you know what any of that
means?
159
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:22,363
- Just the hot goss.
160
00:14:22,396 --> 00:14:24,098
We should get this back to DC.
161
00:14:57,632 --> 00:15:00,134
- Ducks in a barrel.
162
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,014
- Chromedome,
163
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,550
come on back.
164
00:15:19,453 --> 00:15:22,657
Trailer Henge, hola.
165
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:30,497
Anyone at the 248?
166
00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:32,534
Anybody in the 2-4-8?
167
00:15:37,505 --> 00:15:38,573
Fuck.
168
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:52,419
Hasta la vista.
169
00:15:54,689 --> 00:15:57,525
- She's so
jealous of my hot looks.
170
00:15:57,559 --> 00:16:00,695
She's always fucking worried
that I'm hotter than her.
171
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:01,563
She's right!
172
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:03,397
- Fokliff!
173
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:07,669
- Time travel? How 'bout I
go back, time travel to my
174
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:11,338
trailer and fucking kick your
ass the way I should have!
175
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,542
- So you sent me back in time
so I could tell younger youse
176
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:18,078
and dadzies that y'all
got 10 365s to find a way
177
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,514
to stop the Wet Shit?
178
00:16:19,547 --> 00:16:22,584
- Well, technically you sent
yourself back through time.
179
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:25,018
But, yeah, paraphrase.
180
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:25,720
- Hevz.
181
00:16:25,753 --> 00:16:26,788
Did it work?
182
00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:28,322
- TBD, yo.
183
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:29,456
- Well, now what?
184
00:16:29,490 --> 00:16:32,694
- Now we wait for Uncle DC
to interpret the prophecy
185
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:34,629
and then we does what we always
do.
186
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:37,765
The impossy.
187
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:41,736
- Yo.
188
00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:42,937
- Yo, Dad-TRO.
189
00:16:42,971 --> 00:16:46,574
You really think we're tuff
enough to 187 Beat Massa X?
190
00:16:47,675 --> 00:16:49,711
- Winning's not about strength,
CHAI-TRO.
191
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:53,213
It's about patience and
commitment.
192
00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,683
- That's hevz.
193
00:16:58,385 --> 00:16:59,521
- Beliee' dat.
194
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,694
- You rents is always so cryptic
and shit.
195
00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:09,531
- A fool who says more than is
necessary
196
00:17:09,564 --> 00:17:11,699
only proves that he is weak and
shit.
197
00:17:16,504 --> 00:17:18,372
- You're late.
- I know.
198
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,107
I know.
199
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,108
What can I get you?
200
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:22,744
- Me?
201
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,446
- Yeah, you're over 18.
202
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,582
You're awake.
203
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,316
What can I get you?
204
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:34,288
You know, they say
205
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,558
the perfect drink
206
00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:42,095
can help you see the future
and help you erase your past.
207
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:44,532
- The right drink has nothing to
prove.
208
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:48,201
The right drink answers
questions before you even ask.
209
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,203
You heard?
- Yeah, I heard!
210
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,405
- You heard, but do you listen?
211
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:54,776
- Yes, I listen! Oh my god, dad!
212
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:59,814
The fucking Wastes are up
to their fucking eyeballs
213
00:17:59,847 --> 00:18:02,115
in the Wet Shit!
214
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:06,688
And whether you like it or
not, in fucking 7 HRS's,
215
00:18:06,721 --> 00:18:08,690
so are we!
216
00:18:08,723 --> 00:18:11,258
You can't get away from
it, it's impossible!
217
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,594
You heard that?
218
00:18:12,627 --> 00:18:14,729
- Yeah. I'm not deaf, AK.
219
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,265
Here, sip this.
220
00:18:22,837 --> 00:18:25,405
Now, what does that drink tell
you?
221
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:27,341
- That
222
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:31,178
the impossible is just
something quitters made up
223
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:33,615
to feel better about themselves.
224
00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:37,451
- Sentence and quitting rolls to
Rage.
225
00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:40,922
- I'll drink to that.
226
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:43,457
- You'll drink to anything,
you're an alcoholic.
227
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:47,227
- And I got that from you.
You're my father. So...
228
00:18:48,328 --> 00:18:50,197
- Doctor said not to drink!
229
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:06,748
- Alright, hit me, what have we
got?
230
00:19:08,783 --> 00:19:10,818
- A'ight gather round.
231
00:19:10,852 --> 00:19:13,220
It's prophecy mode up in here,
bitch.
232
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,357
Closer.
233
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:20,260
Reading all this quack
makes my ass all tender, yo.
234
00:19:27,001 --> 00:19:28,435
Yo!
235
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:32,439
This ain't the post-apocalypse.
236
00:19:33,508 --> 00:19:36,209
It's the post-POST-apocalypse.
237
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:39,446
The Earf 187'd twice
cause of the Wet Shit.
238
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,883
And if it 187's thrice-
239
00:19:41,916 --> 00:19:42,950
- Hashtag time's up.
240
00:19:42,984 --> 00:19:44,317
- Beliee' dat!
241
00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,755
- All right, so what's the
prophecy say?
242
00:19:47,789 --> 00:19:49,657
- Y'all pronouncing it wrong.
243
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:52,359
The Quad-Force ain't no
prophesy,
244
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:53,895
it's a proph-e-key.
245
00:19:54,796 --> 00:19:56,396
- What?
246
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,506
- There is four pieces of the
Quad-Force.
247
00:20:05,540 --> 00:20:06,440
Balance,
248
00:20:07,542 --> 00:20:08,776
expeditiousness,
249
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:10,845
aggression,
250
00:20:11,979 --> 00:20:12,947
and tempo.
251
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:16,483
Combined, they unlock
the Fountain of 4Evz,
252
00:20:16,517 --> 00:20:18,653
where the Bloody Quatro flows.
253
00:20:18,686 --> 00:20:22,023
The booze of resurrection
itself that brings life and joy
254
00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:23,791
back to the un-lifed, yo.
255
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,996
And it slumbers deep
down in the Zero Dark.
256
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:32,767
In the post-post-POST-apocalypse
and shit.
257
00:20:34,502 --> 00:20:35,536
- Jesus-lou-esus.
258
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:41,943
- But the Bloody Quatro you seek
slumbers
259
00:20:41,976 --> 00:20:45,479
in the Fountain of 4Evz
comes with its ass a price.
260
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:50,350
Cause it's the very blood
of the Beat Massa X himself.
261
00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:59,527
CHAI-LATTAY told me a time
would come when I'd have to
262
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:00,962
lay some knowledge on y'all.
263
00:21:01,896 --> 00:21:04,464
Now here I is ready to lay it.
264
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:10,337
Your mother could also beat
through time,
265
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,906
for she was Duckborne.
266
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:16,043
As are you, CHAI-TRO.
267
00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,679
- Duck what?
268
00:21:18,713 --> 00:21:21,048
- Duck Legend tells of a She-Ro
of time
269
00:21:21,082 --> 00:21:22,817
known as the Duckborne.
270
00:21:23,818 --> 00:21:24,986
- Okay.
271
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,989
- A warrior with the body of a
mortal
272
00:21:28,022 --> 00:21:30,490
and the blood and soul of a
duck,
273
00:21:30,525 --> 00:21:34,595
whose destiny is to help
187 the evil Beat Massa X
274
00:21:34,629 --> 00:21:36,798
once and for all, yo.
275
00:21:36,831 --> 00:21:37,632
- What?
276
00:21:37,665 --> 00:21:40,034
- All right guys, look, lighten
up.
277
00:21:40,067 --> 00:21:41,903
Are you guys actually fucking
for real with this shit
278
00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:42,837
right now?
279
00:21:42,870 --> 00:21:44,705
- This shit's as real as it
gets, JTRO.
280
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,075
It was your mother's duty
281
00:21:48,109 --> 00:21:51,746
to beat through time to this
world to defeat Beat Massa X.
282
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:55,917
CHAI-LATTAY whooped his ass.
283
00:21:55,950 --> 00:21:57,952
Locked him up tight, threw away
the key.
284
00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:01,088
- The proph-e-key!
285
00:22:01,122 --> 00:22:05,392
- But your mother new
BMX would return, JTRO.
286
00:22:06,694 --> 00:22:09,730
As long as the Comet of
Dawn poisoned the Earf,
287
00:22:09,764 --> 00:22:10,898
the cycle continues.
288
00:22:12,733 --> 00:22:14,669
The Wet Shit covers the land
289
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:17,572
and Bloody Quatro begin to flow.
290
00:22:17,605 --> 00:22:22,610
Re-lifing his ass again
and again and again.
291
00:22:22,810 --> 00:22:24,679
- The fuck are we supposed to do
about it?
292
00:22:24,712 --> 00:22:26,747
- She said you'd know when the
time came.
293
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:30,885
But them wheels of time is
rolling, JTRO.
294
00:22:32,687 --> 00:22:34,555
It's time we roll together.
295
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:42,697
- Whoa.
296
00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:44,031
But, I mean, real talk.
297
00:22:45,733 --> 00:22:47,467
This shit's pretty bev, hey.
298
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,671
- This shit is a full on duck
blur, yo.
299
00:22:50,705 --> 00:22:52,139
- Tell me about it.
300
00:22:52,173 --> 00:22:53,406
Now what?
301
00:22:54,141 --> 00:22:57,078
- Intruder, yo.
Intruder, yo.
302
00:22:57,111 --> 00:23:00,014
Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo.
303
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:01,082
- We got company, Yo.
304
00:23:01,115 --> 00:23:03,618
- Then I guess it's about
time we address the duck
305
00:23:03,651 --> 00:23:05,052
in the room.
306
00:23:21,468 --> 00:23:23,070
Who the fuck are you and
what the fuck do you think
307
00:23:23,104 --> 00:23:24,071
you're doing in my town?
308
00:23:24,105 --> 00:23:28,709
- I'm the weapon of mass
duck-struction, Mr. FP.
309
00:23:28,743 --> 00:23:30,578
So don't make my ass quack!
310
00:23:30,611 --> 00:23:32,179
- What the duck?
311
00:23:32,213 --> 00:23:34,582
- I've come for the Duckborne.
312
00:23:34,615 --> 00:23:38,085
So toss her on over
and shit won't get wet.
313
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:39,921
- Come on over here and
I'll show you wet, asshole.
314
00:23:39,954 --> 00:23:41,956
- 187, y'all, 187, y'all!
315
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,663
- There you go,
TRO-splaining my fucking ass.
316
00:23:48,696 --> 00:23:49,797
Condescending cunt.
317
00:23:49,830 --> 00:23:52,700
- Don't you TRO me unless
you know me, motherfucker.
318
00:23:52,733 --> 00:23:54,035
- Oh, shit!
319
00:23:54,068 --> 00:23:55,136
- Calm-a-do.
320
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,705
- This is calm-a-do.
321
00:23:57,738 --> 00:23:59,707
- Mo' fuckas love running they
mouths til some one shoves
322
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:01,075
some dirt down they throats.
323
00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:02,977
- Shut his fucking mouth!
324
00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:05,746
- The Duckborne or your town,
Mr. FP.
325
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:06,814
Click, Click!
326
00:24:06,847 --> 00:24:07,982
What's it going to be?
327
00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:09,250
- Shoot his ass!
328
00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:12,954
- Face down and wet or face up
and dry?
329
00:24:12,987 --> 00:24:15,656
- Shoot his other eye, for
fuck's sake!
330
00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:18,159
- I ain't going to call all
fucking day.
331
00:24:18,192 --> 00:24:19,860
- You going to do something?
332
00:24:19,894 --> 00:24:21,128
Or am I going to have to
walk over there and make you
333
00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:21,829
do something?
334
00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:23,631
- Bap, bap, bap, motherfucker!
335
00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,266
- Fuck it. Let's bop.
336
00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:26,133
- A'ight.
337
00:24:26,167 --> 00:24:28,069
Bang!
338
00:24:28,102 --> 00:24:29,503
Blap!
339
00:24:29,537 --> 00:24:30,171
Toasty!
340
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:31,038
- Dadzies!
341
00:24:31,072 --> 00:24:31,906
Sik!
342
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,008
King Killa!
343
00:24:34,041 --> 00:24:35,076
De-LOOXE!
344
00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:36,510
- Whoooow!
345
00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:37,645
Hit a house!
346
00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:39,680
- Fuck this!
347
00:24:42,850 --> 00:24:44,285
- I'll wait here.
348
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,165
- Yo, 187, yo!
349
00:24:58,199 --> 00:24:59,600
Yeah!
350
00:25:00,935 --> 00:25:02,703
- Take that, duck-duck bitch!
351
00:25:02,737 --> 00:25:05,840
- What's a matter with
you, you duck fucker?
352
00:25:05,873 --> 00:25:07,174
- Fuck duck fucker!
353
00:25:08,943 --> 00:25:11,078
- Knock that motherfucker out!
354
00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:14,615
- Put him in a body bag!
355
00:25:14,648 --> 00:25:16,083
- Now start quacking, duck face.
356
00:25:16,117 --> 00:25:17,651
- Come on!
357
00:25:17,685 --> 00:25:19,687
- What the fuck are you doing in
my town?
358
00:25:19,720 --> 00:25:21,055
- You know.
359
00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:21,922
This.
360
00:25:21,956 --> 00:25:22,857
Click, Click!
361
00:25:24,725 --> 00:25:25,760
- Dadzies!
362
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:34,535
- You on the up and up?
363
00:25:34,568 --> 00:25:36,971
- Feel like I just got throat
fucked by a sledgehammer.
364
00:25:37,004 --> 00:25:38,105
- Dadzie!
365
00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:40,074
- Hey! I'll fuckin' shoot you!
366
00:25:40,107 --> 00:25:40,941
- Yo rentz!
367
00:25:40,975 --> 00:25:41,642
- No!
368
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:44,145
Oh, you sloppy fucking drongo!
369
00:25:44,178 --> 00:25:45,846
- Dadzie!
370
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,648
- Just go. I'll catch up.
371
00:25:50,184 --> 00:25:51,318
Fuck!
372
00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:01,962
- Oh, shit!
373
00:26:01,996 --> 00:26:04,365
- Yo rentz! Dadzies!
374
00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,699
- Three,
375
00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:06,934
two,
376
00:26:06,967 --> 00:26:08,135
one,
377
00:26:08,169 --> 00:26:10,137
remix!
378
00:26:40,101 --> 00:26:41,268
- Oh geez. What?
379
00:26:41,302 --> 00:26:42,269
Where the fuck am I?
380
00:26:42,303 --> 00:26:43,904
- Atop of me! Get off!
381
00:26:43,938 --> 00:26:45,072
- Geez, sorry.
382
00:26:45,106 --> 00:26:46,841
Sorry, it's my first time
travel.
383
00:26:50,277 --> 00:26:51,145
Where are they?
384
00:26:52,947 --> 00:26:54,682
- I don't understand.
385
00:26:54,715 --> 00:26:56,250
I was right behind them.
386
00:26:57,251 --> 00:26:58,385
- Okay, fine.
387
00:26:58,419 --> 00:27:01,222
All right, let's just focus
on what we know right now.
388
00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:04,959
Which I guess is fucking
nothing, right?
389
00:27:04,992 --> 00:27:06,694
- We need to calm-a-do.
390
00:27:06,727 --> 00:27:07,728
Refresh-ifie.
391
00:27:09,096 --> 00:27:10,798
At least we have the Quad-Force.
392
00:27:12,266 --> 00:27:13,968
- Yeah, about that. Um...
393
00:27:15,736 --> 00:27:20,241
I think CHAI-TRO had it when
that WMD dude fucking took her.
394
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,010
- So we've lost our
little CHAI and we've lost
395
00:27:23,043 --> 00:27:24,278
the Quad-Force.
396
00:27:29,049 --> 00:27:31,252
- The future, huh? Far out.
397
00:27:32,186 --> 00:27:35,856
- JTRO, come-a-do.
- Okay.
398
00:27:37,892 --> 00:27:41,028
Are you okay?
399
00:27:41,061 --> 00:27:43,430
I didn't say anything.
400
00:27:45,766 --> 00:27:47,401
Is that CHAI-TRO's?
401
00:27:47,434 --> 00:27:50,304
- This way.
402
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,373
- Here we go again.
403
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,958
♪ I stand alone ♪
404
00:28:10,991 --> 00:28:15,996
♪ With my back to the wall ♪
405
00:28:16,497 --> 00:28:18,465
♪ The road ahead ♪
406
00:28:18,499 --> 00:28:23,704
♪ An endless journey ♪
407
00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:26,840
♪ I've never known ♪
408
00:28:26,874 --> 00:28:31,879
♪ How to answer the call ♪
409
00:28:32,479 --> 00:28:34,481
♪ But no one else ♪
410
00:28:34,516 --> 00:28:39,486
♪ Can do it for me ♪
411
00:28:40,955 --> 00:28:44,858
♪ In this alternate reality ♪
412
00:28:44,892 --> 00:28:48,796
♪ You can find me where I'm
meant to be ♪
413
00:28:48,829 --> 00:28:53,834
♪ Searching for a better future
tomorrow ♪
414
00:28:55,202 --> 00:28:58,305
♪ Tonight ♪
415
00:28:58,339 --> 00:29:02,109
♪ Our destiny is calling me ♪
416
00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:07,147
♪ I will lead us to the better
tomorrow ♪
417
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:10,818
♪ Tonight ♪
418
00:29:28,302 --> 00:29:30,237
What the fuck happened?
419
00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:33,407
They're all gone.
420
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:35,909
- We never came home.
421
00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,202
- Without CHAI-TRO, we can't
activate the remix again.
422
00:30:31,432 --> 00:30:34,301
- BTRO's death wasn't your
fault.
423
00:30:34,335 --> 00:30:36,270
It was his.
424
00:30:36,303 --> 00:30:38,405
He wasn't expecting the
unexpected.
425
00:30:38,439 --> 00:30:42,544
But it sure as fuck
expected him, you heard?
426
00:30:42,577 --> 00:30:47,047
And now yo ass is here so you
won't make the same mistakes.
427
00:30:47,081 --> 00:30:49,316
In order to master
Beat-Beat, you gots to master
428
00:30:49,350 --> 00:30:52,052
the four rules of the B.E.A.T.
429
00:30:54,288 --> 00:30:56,023
Gots to keep your shit straight.
430
00:30:56,056 --> 00:30:58,258
All evened out and dialed in to
the end
431
00:30:58,292 --> 00:31:01,261
no matter what slaps you
upside the cock-sucker.
432
00:31:02,396 --> 00:31:06,367
Never ignorant and getting
goals accomplished.
433
00:31:08,603 --> 00:31:10,104
- Yo.
434
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:13,941
Yo, JTRO.
435
00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:16,511
- Yo.
436
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,145
- So it's true.
437
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:19,113
You lost her.
438
00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,214
- I didn't lose her.
439
00:31:20,247 --> 00:31:22,650
- Well, she ain't here. So...
440
00:31:24,351 --> 00:31:25,219
In fact,
441
00:31:26,688 --> 00:31:28,989
you ain't never brought
her around to see us.
442
00:31:29,957 --> 00:31:31,191
- She wouldn't understand.
443
00:31:33,394 --> 00:31:34,428
I mean, you guys,
444
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,332
everything we went through
together,
445
00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:42,369
it was like another life.
446
00:31:42,403 --> 00:31:44,639
- It wasn't another
life, it was this life!
447
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:46,440
And it still is, JTRO.
448
00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:48,308
- I don't know how to spit
this shit easy, A'ight,
449
00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:49,611
I'm just going to blast it.
450
00:31:50,745 --> 00:31:54,348
If you lose, little
CHAI-TRO, if you lose her,
451
00:31:56,551 --> 00:31:58,152
it's done.
452
00:31:58,185 --> 00:32:02,524
Everything is D-U-N, dun.
453
00:32:02,557 --> 00:32:04,024
- Forgetting who you was,
454
00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:05,359
forgetting who we was;
455
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:08,462
that's what's made you weak,
dog.
456
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:09,531
- Word!
457
00:32:09,564 --> 00:32:14,067
Yo, things only appear
impossible when you forget
458
00:32:14,101 --> 00:32:16,970
how you got here in the first
place, son.
459
00:32:17,004 --> 00:32:18,472
- That's some real shit, JTRO.
460
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,341
- I don't know what to tell you
guys.
461
00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:23,310
I'm fucking old now.
462
00:32:26,548 --> 00:32:28,015
I'm not climbing anymore.
463
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:31,385
Just feels like I'm falling.
464
00:32:33,153 --> 00:32:35,088
Waiting to hit the ground.
465
00:32:35,122 --> 00:32:36,724
- Falling is an accident.
466
00:32:36,758 --> 00:32:39,527
Getting back up, that's
a fucking choice, JTRO.
467
00:32:40,394 --> 00:32:41,529
- Balance,
468
00:32:41,563 --> 00:32:43,297
expeditiousness,
469
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:44,364
aggression,
470
00:32:44,398 --> 00:32:45,466
tempo.
471
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:47,702
JTRO, that is what matters.
472
00:32:47,735 --> 00:32:49,504
Did you forget about that shit?
473
00:32:52,206 --> 00:32:53,407
Forget about us?
474
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,610
- The only one you're going
to be beatin' off is yourself.
475
00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:57,110
- Oh, whatevz.
476
00:32:57,144 --> 00:32:59,213
I'm going to go save my fucking
daughter.
477
00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:01,348
I'm waking off. Peace.
478
00:33:08,756 --> 00:33:10,357
- You tink that worked?
479
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,626
- Mmhmm.
480
00:33:11,659 --> 00:33:13,026
- Still got it.
481
00:33:16,129 --> 00:33:17,264
- Tanks.
482
00:33:17,297 --> 00:33:18,165
- You're welcs.
483
00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:20,267
Any time, Sis-TRO.
484
00:33:25,072 --> 00:33:26,473
- Wow, she's bev.
485
00:33:28,576 --> 00:33:31,144
- Legs go all the way to the
butt.
486
00:33:35,449 --> 00:33:38,520
Yo!
487
00:33:41,088 --> 00:33:45,058
- Yo, if y'all peepin' this
shit, it means we're all froze.
488
00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:47,327
Stone sober as F.
489
00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:50,430
A tsunami of Wet Shit
is on the FP's doorstep.
490
00:33:51,766 --> 00:33:54,434
But it's all good cause
this is how the proph-e-key
491
00:33:54,468 --> 00:33:55,335
say it do.
492
00:33:57,337 --> 00:33:58,740
If my calculations is correct,
493
00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:00,274
by the time y'all see this shit,
494
00:34:00,307 --> 00:34:03,377
WMD and CHAI-TRO's nearing PMC
territory
495
00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:07,347
up north in the 242 where the
wet shit goes all cold, yo.
496
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:10,484
If you find they ass, you'll
find the Fountain of 4Evz.
497
00:34:12,452 --> 00:34:14,656
Don't be fearing, JTRO.
498
00:34:14,689 --> 00:34:16,356
We all good here in the rewind.
499
00:34:16,390 --> 00:34:18,860
We just got to take a long
ass nap and sort our shit out
500
00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:20,695
till y'all wake us up.
501
00:34:20,728 --> 00:34:22,296
See you soon, Ninj.
502
00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:23,798
Miss yo ass.
503
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,768
Shit!
504
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,302
Peace, hologram.
505
00:34:28,335 --> 00:34:30,070
Shit!
506
00:34:37,912 --> 00:34:39,747
- Somethin's walk aboutin'.
507
00:34:39,781 --> 00:34:41,381
- What kind of somethin'?
508
00:34:42,784 --> 00:34:44,552
Oh, fuck me.
509
00:34:51,559 --> 00:34:52,426
Hey.
510
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:55,095
Yo, you guys from around here?
511
00:35:11,546 --> 00:35:14,749
- Just so you know,
this is your faultzies.
512
00:35:15,750 --> 00:35:17,451
We should have runzied.
513
00:35:17,484 --> 00:35:19,353
- Oh, come on. It's not
my fault that shit's tough
514
00:35:19,386 --> 00:35:20,454
in the Zero Dark.
515
00:35:21,355 --> 00:35:22,724
- Calm-a-do.
516
00:35:22,757 --> 00:35:24,157
We'll figure it out.
517
00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:26,393
We always do.
518
00:35:26,426 --> 00:35:27,862
- Oh, what, you ain't fearing?
519
00:35:27,895 --> 00:35:29,631
- I ain't even half fearing.
520
00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:31,498
And neither would the JTRO I
first met.
521
00:35:31,532 --> 00:35:34,234
- The JTRO you first met
didn't have so many miles
522
00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,637
not so carefully driven on him
either.
523
00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:42,209
To the death?
524
00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:46,914
- Excuse me?
525
00:35:53,921 --> 00:35:55,723
- So you half fearing now?
526
00:36:14,742 --> 00:36:17,444
- Good morning, Cranberry juice.
527
00:36:17,477 --> 00:36:20,213
- Don't you Cranberry juice me,
duck boy.
528
00:36:20,247 --> 00:36:23,350
- Duck man to you, home girl.
529
00:36:25,687 --> 00:36:27,689
- What the Quad-Force?
530
00:36:27,722 --> 00:36:29,691
That shit's mine! Give me
backsies!
531
00:36:29,724 --> 00:36:31,726
- Ain't giving you backsies
nothin'.
532
00:36:31,759 --> 00:36:32,627
Shit's mine.
533
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:34,461
Fair and circle, boo-itch!
534
00:36:34,494 --> 00:36:36,931
- Oh, and you tie me if you
knew it was real fair, huh?
535
00:36:36,964 --> 00:36:38,231
- And circle.
536
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,836
- You're a weirdo. You know
that, right?
537
00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:43,303
- I'm dope as fuck
538
00:36:43,336 --> 00:36:44,539
I do what I want.
539
00:36:44,572 --> 00:36:46,874
- I'm dope a fuck. I do what I
want!
540
00:36:46,908 --> 00:36:47,842
You're a weirdo.
541
00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:50,343
- You don't do shit.
You're tied up as fuck.
542
00:36:50,377 --> 00:36:51,612
I'm doing whatever the fuck I
want,
543
00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:53,280
when I want.
544
00:36:53,313 --> 00:36:54,682
- Cringe.
545
00:36:54,716 --> 00:36:57,284
What the fuck you doing
hauling my ass around all these
546
00:36:57,317 --> 00:36:59,520
mountains through all this cold
shit, hey?
547
00:36:59,554 --> 00:37:00,621
You got the Quad-Force.
548
00:37:00,655 --> 00:37:02,523
Do your thing.
549
00:37:02,557 --> 00:37:04,357
Peace the fuck off.
550
00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,359
- Cause this bullshit ass
shit don't do shit without
551
00:37:06,393 --> 00:37:08,896
your dumb Duckborne ass.
552
00:37:08,930 --> 00:37:10,965
Only you can open the Fountain
of 4Evz.
553
00:37:10,998 --> 00:37:12,700
- Then give it.
554
00:37:12,734 --> 00:37:14,001
- Nah. I'm good.
555
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:18,673
- How about you untie me and
we'll find out how good you is.
556
00:37:18,706 --> 00:37:22,043
One second with my paws
free and youse is dead.
557
00:37:22,076 --> 00:37:24,344
I'm the She-Ro of time, duck
head.
558
00:37:41,763 --> 00:37:44,397
- I can't even with all this.
559
00:37:44,431 --> 00:37:46,266
Where the fuck is my life right
now?
560
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:50,872
- Just another step on a
never ending journey, JTRO.
561
00:37:50,905 --> 00:37:51,773
- Jesus.
562
00:37:52,774 --> 00:37:54,675
How did it come to this?
563
00:37:54,709 --> 00:37:57,044
- Why don't you look back every
once a-do?
564
00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,546
And memberz?
565
00:37:58,579 --> 00:37:59,446
- Remember what?
566
00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:03,383
It's not like my life ever
really made too much sense.
567
00:38:04,685 --> 00:38:07,889
I mean, the first what,
18 years of my life,
568
00:38:07,922 --> 00:38:10,792
I was just some dip-shit kid
who grew up on some dirt road
569
00:38:10,825 --> 00:38:12,560
in the middle of nowhere.
570
00:38:12,593 --> 00:38:14,762
I didn't even know it
was the post-apocalypse.
571
00:38:14,796 --> 00:38:16,429
- Post-post-apocy.
572
00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:18,431
- Okay, yeah, exactly.
573
00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,534
And now look at me.
574
00:38:19,567 --> 00:38:21,903
What, I have magical powers,
575
00:38:21,936 --> 00:38:25,673
some time remixing
She-Ro of time daughter?
576
00:38:25,706 --> 00:38:29,010
And I'm what, trying to stop
some ancient Beat God tyrant
577
00:38:29,043 --> 00:38:31,512
from reawakening, who
wants to destroy the Earf
578
00:38:31,546 --> 00:38:32,412
in the future?
579
00:38:32,445 --> 00:38:33,581
- Okay.
580
00:38:33,614 --> 00:38:36,818
We have a daughter and we're
trying to save the world.
581
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:39,854
This is our story.
582
00:38:41,155 --> 00:38:42,857
And you don't even know half of
it.
583
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:45,126
- Come on. What is that supposed
to mean?
584
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,595
- Do you even know that
I'm from another planet?
585
00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:49,630
- Wait, what the fuck? You are?
586
00:38:49,664 --> 00:38:50,765
- Yes.
587
00:38:50,798 --> 00:38:52,700
It's part of what makes me me.
588
00:38:55,803 --> 00:38:57,071
- Okay, look, CHAI,
589
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,474
I've always told you that
I fell for who you is.
590
00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,612
Whatever happened to us in our
past,
591
00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,081
it doesn't matter.
592
00:39:08,448 --> 00:39:09,817
- Well, it should.
593
00:39:11,853 --> 00:39:14,021
Cause that's how life works,
JTRO.
594
00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:19,392
It's a whole series of
whack-a-doo events that makes
595
00:39:19,426 --> 00:39:22,096
fuck all sense at the time
that somehow always lead us
596
00:39:22,129 --> 00:39:23,231
to today.
597
00:39:23,264 --> 00:39:27,568
And you reflect on the
experiences of those wack-a-doos
598
00:39:27,602 --> 00:39:29,136
so you can get to tomorrow.
599
00:39:30,805 --> 00:39:33,875
Or you can just ignore all that
shit
600
00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:38,746
and keep making the same
mistakes 4Evz.
601
00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:42,149
It's your choice.
602
00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:23,758
- Got any ideas?
603
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:25,927
- If we don't beat off to the
death,
604
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,595
they'll 187 us both.
605
00:40:28,562 --> 00:40:29,897
- Nobody dies today.
606
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:30,798
- Then keep up.
607
00:40:33,668 --> 00:40:34,969
- Tres.
608
00:40:35,002 --> 00:40:36,504
Dos.
609
00:40:36,537 --> 00:40:38,139
Uno!
610
00:40:38,172 --> 00:40:40,741
Beat-Beat!
611
00:41:18,245 --> 00:41:19,413
So you got a plan?
612
00:41:19,447 --> 00:41:20,514
Or are we just going to sit
here and beat each other off
613
00:41:20,548 --> 00:41:21,515
all night?
614
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,617
- I don't have time for that.
615
00:41:27,555 --> 00:41:28,289
- Hey, take it easy.
616
00:41:28,322 --> 00:41:29,223
- This is easy.
617
00:41:29,256 --> 00:41:31,025
- Okay, we really doing this
right now?
618
00:41:31,058 --> 00:41:31,959
Okay.
619
00:41:35,696 --> 00:41:36,530
Don't do this, CHAI.
620
00:41:36,564 --> 00:41:38,699
Don't make me pull out the trick
shit.
621
00:41:38,733 --> 00:41:39,834
- Please.
622
00:41:39,867 --> 00:41:41,268
You haven't pulled out the
trick shit in a whole pile
623
00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:42,903
of 365s.
624
00:41:51,679 --> 00:41:53,681
- What are you trying to prove?
We're too old for this shit.
625
00:41:53,714 --> 00:41:57,284
- Oh, enough of this too
old, blah, blah, blah, shite.
626
00:41:57,318 --> 00:41:58,986
I'm sick of it!
627
00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:06,527
Remember who you is and
youse can do anything.
628
00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:10,131
I know why youse is afraid of
chattin' about the past, JTRO.
629
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:13,334
Because it reminds you
how much time has passed
630
00:42:13,367 --> 00:42:15,870
and how little you think we have
left.
631
00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,672
But pretending to be who you
ain't
632
00:42:18,706 --> 00:42:20,241
is what makes you old JTRO.
633
00:42:23,611 --> 00:42:25,813
Beat-Beat is in our blood, yo.
634
00:42:25,846 --> 00:42:27,314
It always has been.
635
00:42:27,348 --> 00:42:29,316
It always will be.
636
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:32,787
So stop letting time
tell you you're D-U-N.
637
00:42:32,820 --> 00:42:35,756
You tell time when you're D-U-N
with it.
638
00:42:39,126 --> 00:42:41,729
Now let's go hundo P, JTRO.
639
00:42:41,762 --> 00:42:42,763
To the end.
640
00:42:42,797 --> 00:42:43,664
A'ight?
641
00:43:05,352 --> 00:43:07,721
Chill.
642
00:43:30,678 --> 00:43:31,745
- Mi familia!
643
00:43:33,848 --> 00:43:35,182
You've finally come.
644
00:43:37,318 --> 00:43:38,986
I'll drink to that.
645
00:43:43,991 --> 00:43:47,061
I'm sorry about all that
beat off to the death stuff.
646
00:43:48,129 --> 00:43:51,098
But we can't just be letting
any assholes in here, ya know?
647
00:43:58,439 --> 00:44:03,644
- These 242 Pine Mutant Ninjas
are the last of humanity.
648
00:44:03,878 --> 00:44:06,380
Mutated from the Wet Shit.
649
00:44:06,413 --> 00:44:10,718
Evolved to live out here in the
Zero Dark.
650
00:44:12,353 --> 00:44:15,189
Lots changed since your time,
JTRO.
651
00:44:15,222 --> 00:44:18,092
But, NITRO said you'd come.
652
00:44:19,727 --> 00:44:22,096
- All right, how the
fuck are you still like-
653
00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:24,365
- What? Alive?
654
00:44:24,398 --> 00:44:25,666
- Yeah, duh.
655
00:44:27,268 --> 00:44:30,171
- NITRO brewed me up one of
his hibernation cocktails.
656
00:44:30,204 --> 00:44:33,274
I woke up 100 whatevz
years later in a cave
657
00:44:33,307 --> 00:44:34,308
on the outside of town.
658
00:44:34,341 --> 00:44:36,410
When I emerged,
659
00:44:36,443 --> 00:44:39,013
I was surrounded by all
these fucking weirdos.
660
00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:42,950
I napped my ass all
the way into the future
661
00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:46,387
to help you guys find the
Fountains of
662
00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:48,389
who gives a shit for NITRO.
663
00:44:48,422 --> 00:44:50,324
- All right, so where the fuck
is it then?
664
00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:51,425
- Okay.
665
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:55,996
It lies high a-top the
highest peak of Mount Bitch.
666
00:44:56,030 --> 00:44:58,265
Deep within the Massa Pad.
667
00:44:58,299 --> 00:45:00,834
Invisy's to any but the
Duckborne,
668
00:45:00,868 --> 00:45:03,337
blah, blah, blah.
669
00:45:03,370 --> 00:45:04,305
You know the legend.
670
00:45:04,338 --> 00:45:06,807
Look, LSS ,
671
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,277
the only way to unlock the Massa
Pad is.
672
00:45:10,311 --> 00:45:11,712
- The Quad-Force.
673
00:45:13,013 --> 00:45:14,081
- Yes.
674
00:45:14,114 --> 00:45:16,884
Which you've lost.
675
00:45:16,917 --> 00:45:18,319
- Misplaced. Take it easy.
676
00:45:19,220 --> 00:45:20,187
- Well, whatevz.
677
00:45:20,221 --> 00:45:23,224
Luckily, I had a couple
people that spotted your
678
00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:26,327
duck homeboy and a young
lady, which I can only presume
679
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:30,464
is my niece, hiking up the
summit just a few HRS's ago.
680
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:32,066
- For realzies?
681
00:45:32,099 --> 00:45:33,167
- Uh huh.
682
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,835
So drink up
683
00:45:34,868 --> 00:45:37,371
before the hot shit comes.
684
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:39,873
I shall show you the way.
685
00:45:46,013 --> 00:45:47,314
- Is we there yet?
686
00:45:47,348 --> 00:45:48,215
- No.
687
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,985
- Is we there yet?
688
00:45:51,018 --> 00:45:52,253
- No, goddammit!
689
00:45:52,286 --> 00:45:53,454
Shut the fuck up!
690
00:45:53,487 --> 00:45:54,922
- Give some ansies!
691
00:45:54,955 --> 00:45:56,457
- What kind of ansies?
692
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:59,026
- Oh, I don't know, how
about who the fuck is you
693
00:45:59,059 --> 00:46:02,830
and why the F-U-K is you
do-sing and all this shit?
694
00:46:02,863 --> 00:46:05,199
- A'ight. But shut your
chex guzzler, cause I only
695
00:46:05,232 --> 00:46:06,934
be spittin' this shit once,
okay?
696
00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:07,835
You heard?
697
00:46:09,003 --> 00:46:11,005
The Duckborne that came before
your ass.
698
00:46:11,038 --> 00:46:12,072
- Gramma-LATTAY?
699
00:46:12,106 --> 00:46:16,410
- I'm monologueing,
motherfucker! Shut it, okay!
700
00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:21,448
Anyways, your Gramma imprisoned
my Massa's Massa, BMX.
701
00:46:22,383 --> 00:46:25,019
My Massa's mission was
to find the Quad-Force
702
00:46:25,052 --> 00:46:27,054
and to wake my grand Massa up.
703
00:46:27,087 --> 00:46:30,924
But you and yo rentz slit my
pops ass
704
00:46:30,958 --> 00:46:33,427
and now all this shit's up to me
and shit.
705
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:35,429
- L DUBBA E was your pops?
706
00:46:35,462 --> 00:46:37,965
- He raised my ass. Call it
whatevz.
707
00:46:37,998 --> 00:46:40,868
And now we're hitting
up the Fountain of 4Evz.
708
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:43,037
When my Grand Massa's icy cold
ass
709
00:46:43,070 --> 00:46:46,006
harvests the Bloody Quatro
and ages it the perfection
710
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,441
while he sleeps.
711
00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:48,576
- Hold up.
712
00:46:48,610 --> 00:46:50,377
Bloody Quatro?
713
00:46:50,411 --> 00:46:52,580
- Magic booze that can re-life
anything!
714
00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:54,549
Pay attention, dummy!
715
00:46:54,582 --> 00:46:56,618
Jesus.
- Fuck you
716
00:46:56,651 --> 00:46:59,186
and your magic booze boo shit.
717
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,922
What's with all this TLDR, hey?
718
00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,324
You ain't Duckborne.
719
00:47:03,357 --> 00:47:04,425
I is.
720
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,361
So why's your posing ass
wearing all that duck shit?
721
00:47:09,631 --> 00:47:11,298
And flashing it all over town?
722
00:47:13,601 --> 00:47:16,270
- Because my Massa fucked up,
a'ight?
723
00:47:16,303 --> 00:47:17,871
He took the wrong kid.
724
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:20,908
You was the Duckborne.
725
00:47:20,941 --> 00:47:23,944
The She-Ro of time boo-shit, not
me.
726
00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:24,612
- Hold up!
727
00:47:24,646 --> 00:47:27,181
Don't try and gazzump me.
728
00:47:27,214 --> 00:47:29,183
What's under that stupid helmet?
729
00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,285
I know that ain't a real mug,
dummy.
730
00:47:32,286 --> 00:47:36,090
- The beats is strong
as F-U-K with my fam.
731
00:47:37,525 --> 00:47:38,859
With my mum,
732
00:47:40,494 --> 00:47:41,895
my pops,
733
00:47:42,564 --> 00:47:44,198
with me.
734
00:47:47,101 --> 00:47:48,902
And with my sis.
735
00:47:51,038 --> 00:47:54,141
- What the H-E dubba L?
736
00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:01,382
Bro?
737
00:48:12,092 --> 00:48:14,261
- So we getting close or what?
738
00:48:14,294 --> 00:48:17,665
- When the twinkies fade
and the hot shit comes,
739
00:48:17,699 --> 00:48:19,534
the Duckborne will be shown the
way.
740
00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:24,639
- Oh, you're so boring!
- Oh, for fucks sake.
741
00:48:24,672 --> 00:48:27,074
- What do want me to do?
742
00:48:27,107 --> 00:48:28,475
- Do your shit.
743
00:48:28,510 --> 00:48:30,612
- I don't know what the fuck to
do.
744
00:48:30,645 --> 00:48:31,679
- Figure it out.
745
00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:40,287
Easy duckets.
746
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:56,069
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
747
00:49:14,388 --> 00:49:15,322
- Let's go!
748
00:49:19,026 --> 00:49:20,194
- Yo, duck head,
749
00:49:20,227 --> 00:49:21,495
end of the line.
750
00:49:29,671 --> 00:49:31,138
- Momzies!
751
00:49:36,744 --> 00:49:41,048
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You're not D-U-N yet.
752
00:49:41,081 --> 00:49:44,017
It's not time. You're not D-U-N
yet.
753
00:49:44,051 --> 00:49:45,653
- Is she a breather?
754
00:49:48,455 --> 00:49:49,456
- I don't know.
755
00:49:49,490 --> 00:49:50,692
Kinda.
- Kinda?
756
00:49:51,559 --> 00:49:53,661
- I mean, I took one of those
blasts once.
757
00:49:55,563 --> 00:49:56,764
I did okay.
758
00:49:56,798 --> 00:49:58,999
- Barely. And your her size
times two.
759
00:49:59,767 --> 00:50:00,735
- What happened? What'd I miss?
760
00:50:00,768 --> 00:50:02,135
Oh.
761
00:50:02,169 --> 00:50:03,103
One of those days, huh?
762
00:50:05,305 --> 00:50:07,407
Look guys, I don't know
how to sugar coat this,
763
00:50:09,443 --> 00:50:11,311
she looks really fucked up right
now.
764
00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,016
- What the fuck are we going to
do?
765
00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:18,720
- The Fountain of 4Evz.
766
00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:20,655
It's the only way to re-life
her.
767
00:50:20,688 --> 00:50:22,289
But you better go going
fast because she needs
768
00:50:22,322 --> 00:50:23,323
Bloody Quatro now.
769
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:27,529
- You're the She-Ro of time,
right?
770
00:50:29,697 --> 00:50:30,565
- Yeah.
771
00:50:32,432 --> 00:50:34,501
Hundo P, that's me.
772
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:36,270
- Then let's go fucking prove
it.
773
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,709
- Guess I'll stay here.
774
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:27,321
- Hold your horses, dick head.
775
00:51:27,354 --> 00:51:29,256
- What are you waitin' for,
motherfucker?
776
00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:44,772
- Yo.
777
00:51:44,806 --> 00:51:46,340
Dad-TRO.
778
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:47,709
- Dad-TRO?
779
00:51:47,742 --> 00:51:49,544
What do you mean Dad-TRO?
780
00:51:49,577 --> 00:51:51,512
- He's my bro.
781
00:51:51,546 --> 00:51:52,780
- The fuck are you talking
about?
782
00:51:52,814 --> 00:51:53,982
- He's got an eye patch.
783
00:51:54,015 --> 00:51:56,751
- So what? A lot of people
wearing eye patches these days.
784
00:51:56,784 --> 00:51:59,554
- No one has eye patches
but TROS and you know it.
785
00:52:02,924 --> 00:52:05,860
Sure he's got a lot of Waste
miles on him or whatevz.
786
00:52:05,893 --> 00:52:06,728
- Fuck you!
787
00:52:06,761 --> 00:52:07,829
- But it's him.
788
00:52:07,862 --> 00:52:08,830
Fuck you.
789
00:52:11,933 --> 00:52:12,834
- JR-TRO?
790
00:52:15,803 --> 00:52:18,171
The mother F'n fuck, man, you
died.
791
00:52:18,205 --> 00:52:19,306
- Yeah, past tense and shit.
792
00:52:19,339 --> 00:52:20,908
- Yeah, what kind of and shit?
793
00:52:21,909 --> 00:52:23,911
- Let me just hit you with some
BP's.
794
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:30,417
L DUBBA E found my ass.
795
00:52:31,653 --> 00:52:33,420
Gave me a 2.0 at life.
796
00:52:34,822 --> 00:52:36,591
He raised me and shit.
797
00:52:38,425 --> 00:52:40,595
And we dreamed of a day,
798
00:52:40,628 --> 00:52:42,797
a day where we'd free our Grand
Massa
799
00:52:43,798 --> 00:52:46,601
from the cage cast upon his ass
800
00:52:46,634 --> 00:52:48,903
by the ducks and the CHAIS!
801
00:52:50,738 --> 00:52:52,573
And together,
802
00:52:52,607 --> 00:52:55,510
we'd escape all that and
we'd escape all that boo-shit
803
00:52:55,543 --> 00:52:59,647
and we'd rule the whole wide
Earf 4Evz.
804
00:53:01,248 --> 00:53:04,217
But you all took that dream
when you gave my Massa
805
00:53:04,251 --> 00:53:05,620
a dirt nap.
806
00:53:05,653 --> 00:53:09,991
So here I is, dose'n what
I can with what I gots.
807
00:53:10,024 --> 00:53:11,258
- What?
808
00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:12,927
What are you doing all this
shit for that fucking ice cube
809
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,095
over there, man?
810
00:53:14,128 --> 00:53:18,733
- Because that ice cube over
there gave me everything!
811
00:53:18,766 --> 00:53:23,571
His blood gave my ass what
neither you or mom-CHAI could.
812
00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:25,372
Life.
813
00:53:26,841 --> 00:53:29,577
- We did the best we
could with what we had.
814
00:53:29,610 --> 00:53:33,581
- Oh yeah, the road to Rage
is paved with good intentions,
815
00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:34,247
ain'ts it?
816
00:53:34,281 --> 00:53:35,550
- Don't you give that shit!
817
00:53:36,818 --> 00:53:39,587
If we had access to
magical god booze blood
818
00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:41,923
from another world, don't
you think we would've used
819
00:53:41,956 --> 00:53:42,824
it on you?
820
00:53:45,325 --> 00:53:46,627
You're my fucking son.
821
00:53:50,932 --> 00:53:51,799
- Bio-son.
822
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,769
Nothin' more.
823
00:53:54,802 --> 00:53:55,703
Click, Click!
824
00:53:55,737 --> 00:53:57,805
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
825
00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,841
Freakin' blap
blap blap blap blap!
826
00:54:02,409 --> 00:54:04,912
A'ight. Fuck it. Do you're
thing.
827
00:54:04,946 --> 00:54:07,014
I got some resurrectin' to get
did.
828
00:54:11,953 --> 00:54:14,387
I'm about to bust a
fuckin' duck up in here.
829
00:54:20,695 --> 00:54:23,430
- Launch Beat
Massa reanimation sequence
830
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:27,434
Initiating. Initiated.
831
00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:35,977
- All right, I got an idea.
832
00:54:36,010 --> 00:54:37,545
- Spill it.
833
00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:41,749
- My fingers are fast as shit!
834
00:54:41,783 --> 00:54:44,484
- There comes a very important
time in every adult's life
835
00:54:44,519 --> 00:54:47,420
when you need to kick the
living shit out of your sibling.
836
00:54:48,556 --> 00:54:49,891
Today's that day, CHAI-TRO.
837
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:50,958
- So down.
838
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:54,862
I'm sick of listening to that
poser quack.
839
00:54:54,896 --> 00:54:57,430
- Check it out Ninjas, I'm
ghost-typin'!
840
00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:59,033
- But what are you going to do,
hey?
841
00:55:03,971 --> 00:55:06,406
- I'm going to do what I do
best.
842
00:55:06,439 --> 00:55:08,042
I'm going to Beat-Beat this
shit right again and send that
843
00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:10,878
fuckin' ice cube packing back
to wherever it came from.
844
00:55:11,979 --> 00:55:12,847
Let's rock.
845
00:55:21,055 --> 00:55:22,089
- Yeah.
846
00:55:22,123 --> 00:55:25,059
- Beat Massa
reanimation sequence 21%.
847
00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:25,960
22%.
848
00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,664
- Oh, that's it!
849
00:55:29,697 --> 00:55:31,799
I ain't playing no more!
850
00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:47,380
- Oh, I got one too.
851
00:55:47,414 --> 00:55:48,950
Let's splash, ninja!
852
00:55:51,185 --> 00:55:53,588
- Let's get wet, bitch.
853
00:55:53,621 --> 00:55:56,023
- Enter destination.
854
00:55:56,057 --> 00:55:57,024
- All right, mom.
855
00:55:58,092 --> 00:55:59,627
I hope this is what you meant.
856
00:55:59,660 --> 00:56:01,863
- Destination,
the Far As Fuk System
857
00:56:01,896 --> 00:56:03,664
in the Woke Galaxy.
858
00:56:03,698 --> 00:56:05,032
Received.
859
00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:07,535
Eng'yon power up required.
860
00:56:07,568 --> 00:56:10,037
- How the fuck do I power up the
Eng'yon?
861
00:56:10,071 --> 00:56:12,039
- Excusez-moi. I has
a name.
862
00:56:13,741 --> 00:56:16,744
- Okay, computer, what's
your fuckin' name?
863
00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:19,547
Monsieur
Computer.
864
00:56:19,580 --> 00:56:22,516
- Okay, Monsieur
Computer, how do I fire up
865
00:56:22,550 --> 00:56:24,118
the fucking Eng'yon?
866
00:56:24,151 --> 00:56:26,587
- Authentication level three.
867
00:56:26,621 --> 00:56:29,023
300 le-git combo required.
868
00:56:29,056 --> 00:56:31,058
- Are you fucking kidding me?
869
00:56:31,092 --> 00:56:33,094
- Omega fist mode.
870
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,161
Three,
871
00:56:34,195 --> 00:56:35,162
two,
872
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,797
one,
873
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:37,698
Beat-Fist!
874
00:56:38,933 --> 00:56:40,500
- Fuck me.
875
00:56:57,251 --> 00:57:00,788
- There ain't no joy in
beating the same ass twice,
876
00:57:00,821 --> 00:57:01,722
is there?
877
00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:02,723
- Couldn't tell ya.
878
00:57:02,757 --> 00:57:05,559
I usually just beat ass
right the first time.
879
00:57:06,694 --> 00:57:10,598
- I beat your ass in the ground
the first round, homegirl.
880
00:57:10,631 --> 00:57:12,133
- Are you going to do something?
881
00:57:12,166 --> 00:57:13,968
Or am I going to have to
come over there ane make you
882
00:57:14,001 --> 00:57:16,203
do something, cunt boy?
883
00:57:16,237 --> 00:57:19,439
- No one calls moi a cunt boy!
884
00:57:20,942 --> 00:57:22,643
Check this shit out!
885
00:57:29,617 --> 00:57:31,686
- Axe-ellent!
886
00:57:34,956 --> 00:57:35,823
Axe-pert!
887
00:57:39,860 --> 00:57:40,795
Axe-kicker!
888
00:57:44,598 --> 00:57:45,733
Axe-ceptional!
889
00:57:50,771 --> 00:57:51,772
Axe-plosion!
890
00:58:13,561 --> 00:58:14,562
Kiss my axe!
891
00:58:18,699 --> 00:58:20,735
Turbo bitch bash!
892
00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:22,570
- Check this shit out!
893
00:58:22,603 --> 00:58:24,905
- Omega-axe mode!
894
00:58:24,939 --> 00:58:27,842
Crit! Mad crits! Critzilla!
895
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,876
Yo, kick it!
896
00:58:44,725 --> 00:58:46,761
- Authentication level three.
897
00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:49,563
Authentic-a-tiy-ated.
898
00:58:49,597 --> 00:58:51,332
Eng'yon power up.
899
00:58:51,365 --> 00:58:52,600
Powering up.
900
00:58:52,633 --> 00:58:56,737
Launch sequence to the Far As
Fuk System in the Woke Galaxy
901
00:58:56,771 --> 00:58:58,672
initiated.
902
00:58:58,706 --> 00:59:01,642
60 S's until launch.
903
00:59:01,675 --> 00:59:03,044
59,
904
00:59:03,077 --> 00:59:04,612
58,
905
00:59:04,645 --> 00:59:06,280
57,
906
00:59:06,313 --> 00:59:07,181
56.
907
00:59:08,049 --> 00:59:10,851
- Two CHAIs with the same
Beat-Gat.
908
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,055
What is the odds?
909
00:59:14,088 --> 00:59:16,290
- There's something dad never
got a chance to teach you
910
00:59:16,323 --> 00:59:17,858
when you was a little bloke.
911
00:59:17,892 --> 00:59:19,226
- Save it, Sis-TRO!
912
00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,928
- Winning ain't about strength.
913
00:59:29,670 --> 00:59:33,374
It's about patience and
commitment, duck head.
914
00:59:33,407 --> 00:59:34,275
- Whoa!
915
00:59:35,242 --> 00:59:36,110
Ow!
916
00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:40,214
Oh no, right in the fuckin'
duck!
917
00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:41,282
My duck...
918
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:45,619
Jesus fuckin' duckin' Christ!
919
00:59:45,653 --> 00:59:46,454
- Whatevz.
920
00:59:46,487 --> 00:59:48,756
- Bitch
axe-executed.
921
00:59:51,258 --> 00:59:54,728
- 30
S's remaining until launch.
922
00:59:54,762 --> 00:59:56,130
29,
923
00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:57,832
28,
924
00:59:57,865 --> 00:59:58,933
27.
925
00:59:58,966 --> 01:00:00,067
- Hey, come on. Let's go.
926
01:00:00,101 --> 01:00:02,970
- But this whole place is gonna
blow.
927
01:00:07,942 --> 01:00:10,077
He's still my bro.
928
01:00:10,111 --> 01:00:11,278
- You're a fuckin' idiot.
929
01:00:11,312 --> 01:00:13,080
- That's not your bro.
930
01:00:13,114 --> 01:00:14,181
That's just some asshole
that looks like you.
931
01:00:14,215 --> 01:00:15,082
Come on!
932
01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,384
Look, CHAI-TRO, I get it.
933
01:00:18,986 --> 01:00:20,788
Okay, look at me and your uncle
AK.
934
01:00:24,725 --> 01:00:25,693
- Ow!
935
01:00:25,726 --> 01:00:26,760
- This isn't goodbye.
936
01:00:29,964 --> 01:00:31,265
It's just fuck you for now.
937
01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:35,703
Let's roll.
938
01:00:36,837 --> 01:00:40,040
- 15
S's remaining until launch.
939
01:00:40,074 --> 01:00:41,375
14,
940
01:00:41,408 --> 01:00:42,943
13.
941
01:00:42,977 --> 01:00:44,678
- Oh shit, we got to go.
942
01:00:45,813 --> 01:00:46,914
Have a nice trip.
943
01:00:46,947 --> 01:00:48,949
See you next fall,
motherfuckers.
944
01:00:48,983 --> 01:00:50,885
Let's roll. H'Yah!
945
01:00:50,918 --> 01:00:52,286
- Six,
946
01:00:52,319 --> 01:00:53,787
five,
947
01:00:53,821 --> 01:00:54,955
four,
948
01:00:54,989 --> 01:00:56,223
three,
949
01:00:56,257 --> 01:00:57,725
two,
950
01:00:57,758 --> 01:00:59,026
one,
951
01:00:59,059 --> 01:00:59,927
zero.
952
01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:02,263
Adieu.
953
01:01:04,331 --> 01:01:06,200
- And you can cut all your hair
off.
954
01:01:06,233 --> 01:01:07,434
But you're still the same
955
01:01:08,335 --> 01:01:10,471
disappointed person that you
always were,
956
01:01:10,505 --> 01:01:12,873
you know what I mean?
957
01:01:14,842 --> 01:01:15,709
Holy shit!
958
01:01:20,814 --> 01:01:22,716
What the fuck?
959
01:01:22,750 --> 01:01:23,884
What the fuck?!
960
01:01:37,464 --> 01:01:39,733
That Massa Pad's a fuckin'
spaceship?
961
01:01:39,767 --> 01:01:41,936
Did you get the shit?
- Yeah, we got the shit.
962
01:01:53,515 --> 01:01:56,250
- What the H just happened?
963
01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,453
- I wasn't D-U-N yet.
964
01:01:59,486 --> 01:02:00,955
- Neither was I.
965
01:02:06,493 --> 01:02:07,328
- Finally.
966
01:02:07,361 --> 01:02:08,963
Feel like I've been waitin' for
hours.
967
01:02:11,799 --> 01:02:14,768
- Well done, my JTRO.
968
01:02:14,802 --> 01:02:17,505
Though we will never physically
meet,
969
01:02:17,539 --> 01:02:21,909
our pathzies have been evz
interconnected.
970
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:26,480
The sacra-F's we all made
led you to right here.
971
01:02:26,514 --> 01:02:27,515
Right now.
972
01:02:29,250 --> 01:02:33,053
This may not be the last time
your abilities are called upon
973
01:02:33,087 --> 01:02:35,155
to save your peeps.
974
01:02:39,393 --> 01:02:44,298
This HRS of peace may not last.
975
01:02:44,331 --> 01:02:47,334
But that does not mean
you should jack yourself
976
01:02:47,368 --> 01:02:50,137
of enjoying this mome-y-do
you've earned.
977
01:02:57,144 --> 01:03:00,548
The day's come for you
to re-mem and re-flek
978
01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:03,484
on all the shit you've gone
through.
979
01:03:04,485 --> 01:03:05,919
All the faily-dos,
980
01:03:06,954 --> 01:03:08,289
all the victories,
981
01:03:09,189 --> 01:03:13,827
all the experiencies that
have led you to right heres,
982
01:03:14,529 --> 01:03:16,463
right nows.
983
01:03:16,497 --> 01:03:18,999
And you'll refreshifie
984
01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:24,004
knowing you've finally solved
the riddle of RE-NINJ, JTRO.
985
01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:28,610
When your Rage is Extinguished,
986
01:03:28,643 --> 01:03:33,581
Nothing's Impossible on
this Neverending Journey.
987
01:03:33,615 --> 01:03:37,985
Where booze will no longer be
a necessity, but a pleasure.
988
01:03:39,453 --> 01:03:43,891
And yes, everything will change.
989
01:03:43,924 --> 01:03:47,494
But y'all's future is
finally y'all's to make
990
01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:49,531
wherevz you choose.
991
01:03:51,332 --> 01:03:54,335
The FP isn't a place, my TRO.
992
01:03:55,302 --> 01:03:57,371
It's a fam.
993
01:03:57,404 --> 01:04:01,008
And no matter what
happens or wherevz you go,
994
01:04:01,909 --> 01:04:02,976
the FP,
995
01:04:04,211 --> 01:04:06,847
FP is 4Evz.
996
01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,511
♪ I have lived your life ♪
997
01:04:36,544 --> 01:04:39,480
♪ Full of possibilities ♪
998
01:04:39,514 --> 01:04:42,316
♪ I left my love behind ♪
999
01:04:42,349 --> 01:04:45,452
♪ I got the past in front of me♪
1000
01:04:45,486 --> 01:04:48,623
♪ I see it in your eyes ♪
1001
01:04:48,656 --> 01:04:51,593
♪ You are your own enemy ♪
1002
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,495
♪ This is your time ♪
1003
01:04:54,529 --> 01:04:57,632
♪ Come on and meet your destiny♪
1004
01:04:57,665 --> 01:05:00,467
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1005
01:05:00,501 --> 01:05:03,571
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1006
01:05:03,605 --> 01:05:06,407
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1007
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,577
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1008
01:05:09,611 --> 01:05:12,580
♪ You can face the future ♪
1009
01:05:12,614 --> 01:05:17,619
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1010
01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:24,526
♪ When the action calls ♪
1011
01:05:24,559 --> 01:05:27,428
♪ Take your fears and bury them♪
1012
01:05:27,461 --> 01:05:30,464
♪ Cause when you take that fall♪
1013
01:05:30,497 --> 01:05:33,568
♪ You gotta get back up again ♪
1014
01:05:33,601 --> 01:05:36,538
♪ Back against the wall ♪
1015
01:05:36,571 --> 01:05:39,541
♪ And the world is crumbling ♪
1016
01:05:39,574 --> 01:05:42,476
♪ You're not alone ♪
1017
01:05:42,510 --> 01:05:45,580
♪ This is the day of reckoning ♪
1018
01:05:45,613 --> 01:05:48,449
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1019
01:05:48,482 --> 01:05:51,553
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1020
01:05:51,586 --> 01:05:54,421
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1021
01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:57,592
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1022
01:05:57,625 --> 01:06:00,494
♪ You can face the future ♪
1023
01:06:00,528 --> 01:06:05,265
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1024
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:08,362
♪ I see it in your eyes ♪
1025
01:07:08,395 --> 01:07:11,398
♪ You are your own enemy ♪
1026
01:07:11,431 --> 01:07:14,234
♪ This is your time ♪
1027
01:07:14,268 --> 01:07:19,273
♪ Come on and meet your destiny♪
1028
01:07:23,477 --> 01:07:26,280
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1029
01:07:26,313 --> 01:07:29,283
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1030
01:07:29,316 --> 01:07:32,252
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1031
01:07:32,286 --> 01:07:35,422
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1032
01:07:35,455 --> 01:07:38,325
♪ Rewrite your story ♪
1033
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:41,328
♪ Take back what's right ♪
1034
01:07:41,361 --> 01:07:44,298
♪ You you see the answer ♪
1035
01:07:44,331 --> 01:07:47,434
♪ You got it in your sight ♪
1036
01:07:47,467 --> 01:07:50,270
♪ No guts, no glory ♪
1037
01:07:50,304 --> 01:07:53,307
♪ This is still your fight ♪
1038
01:07:53,340 --> 01:07:56,243
♪ Baby hear my promise ♪
1039
01:07:56,276 --> 01:07:59,379
♪ It's gonna be all right ♪
1040
01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:02,349
♪ You can face the future ♪
1041
01:08:02,382 --> 01:08:07,120
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
70422
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
