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[excited synth music]
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[mechanical whirring]
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[rock music]
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- [JTRO] So the story goes,
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that once upon a yesterday,
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way back in the dry ages,
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ducks ruled the Earf until
some Beat God dude named
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Beat Massa X came down from the
stars
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and brought the blood
sport Beat-Beat Revelation
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and a comet full of booze to our
world.
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He enslaved the ducks with
the fear of being flipped
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straight edge again on the spot.
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Because as we all know, without
no booze,
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they would become un-drunk.
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The Beat Massa descended upon
them with his unstoppable
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army of L Black D's and
187ed the known duck world,
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in what we now know as the Beat
Wars.
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And when da land was sucked dry
of all of her fossil boozies
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the Beat Massa began the cycle
anew.
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The Wet Shit swept across the
land.
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187-ing all the peeps,
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And 911-ing Mother Earf,
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refilling the fossil boozies
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for the new race of enslaved
peeps to mine for him
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all over again.
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Us.
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In the Wastes of the old
world, Beat-Beat Revelation
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is still the only way of life.
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Where the ultimate prize is the
Quatro,
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or booze as it was once known.
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Whoever controls the
Quatro, controls the Wastes.
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And only one Quatro oasis
remains; the FP, our home.
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My name is JTRO.
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I'm a RE-NINJ.
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A Beat Warrior like my father
before me.
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In the many battles we fought,
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beating off the rage fueled
followers of Beat Massa X,
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we lost many loved ones.
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Until I met CHAI-T,
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The Beat Battle Queen from the
Wastes
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who strengthened the FP with
her tribe of Warrior Ninjawas
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and helped us finally
bring peace to the FP.
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Shit was chill.
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We threw some pups.
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Our daughter, CHAI-TRO grew
into a strong young Beat-offer.
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But sadly, due to some health
politics,
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her brother, JR-TRO took
a dirt nap at birth.
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Time passed
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until CHAI-TRO discovered
she could beat through time
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with her feet on her 18th BD.
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She ventured into the past,
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helping us destroy Beat
Massa X's booze comet
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that was poisoning our Earf.
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And together, as a family,
we defeated L DUBBA E.
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Finally eliminating the Beat
Massa's only remaining weapon
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from the Beat Wars.
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But our cycle's time has finally
come.
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The Wet Shit,
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a never ending storm
of sobriety from which
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there ain't no cure,
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has swept across the entire Earf
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and is on the FP's doorstep.
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Can we save the FP in time?
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Or will we become stone cold
sober 4Evz?
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[mechanical whirring]
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[fantasy music]
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- Duck marks the spot.
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- So this is CHAI-QUACK-TICA,
huh?
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- What's left of it.
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- It's thought it would
be a little bit bigger
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considering it used to be the
most advanced civilization
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on Earf or whatevz.
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- Well, it was once upon a long
ago.
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- Yeah. Now no one even
remembers 'em.
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[driving rock-synth music]
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- Ducks marks the spot.
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[driving rock-synth music
continues]
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[musical jingling]
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Follow my beats, carefs.
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[light ringing music]
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- [Announcer] Stank!
Whoopsiedooz!
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Floppy twat step!
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- Balance, yo.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So do you really think what
we're looking for is here?
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- The prophecy was hided
here by the Way Backs.
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And only the descendies of
the Way Backs can find it
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here again.
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- Oh boy.
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[ethereal music]
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Okay, so now what?
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- Two, four, eight.
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Two pads.
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Two peeps.
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- Too easy.
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- Left arrow, right arrow.
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- Interesting.
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- Three, two, one.
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[arrows ringing]
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- Okay, well that sounded good.
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Now what, four?
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- Left arrow, down arrow.
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- Right arrow, up arrow.
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[arrows ringing]
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Okay, I'm picking up
what you're laying down.
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- Copy-roo.
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Eightses.
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- All.
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- All.
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[arrows ringing]
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- [Announcer] Two, four, eight.
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Combo mode unlocked.
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- That means don't miss any.
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- Yeah, I know what that means.
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- [Announcer] Three,
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two,
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one.
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Beat-Beat.
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- Here goes nothing!
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[upbeat synth music]
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Easy. We're on the same team!
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- Then keep up.
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- Ahh, fuck me.
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[upbeat synth music continues]
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- [Announcer] Chill.
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- You gassed?
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- I'm not gassed,
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I'm just breathing.
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- You look gassed.
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- JTRO, my youngling.
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You has finally come.
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- Mom?
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- I am her memzies.
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Left behind to guide y'all
when the time came a-do.
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- Time for what a-do?
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- Your final battle.
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The one that decides the
fate of all our peeps.
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- Stopping the Wet Shit, right,
I know.
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- Faleses.
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There is no stopping the Wet
Shit.
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The Wet Shit is the
planet's defense system
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leading to a wet age that
reboots the Earf
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and refills the Quatro.
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It 187'd the ducks
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as it will y'all if you fails.
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- How do we save our peeps?
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- There is hope. A cure for your
peeps.
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The Fountain of 4Evz,
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where Bloody Quatro brews
with the power of re-life, yo.
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- Wait, so where do we
find this Fountain of 4Evz?
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- Not, wherezies.
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Whenzies.
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- Okay, then whenzies?
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- The Zero Dark.
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- The futies.
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- Correcty.
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Beyond your time.
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It hasn't activated in yours
yet,
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but take heed, unlocking
the Fountain of 4Evz
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will also unlock him.
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- Who?
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- Take the Quad-Force.
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It will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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Take the Quad-Force, it
will show you the way.
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Only the Duckborne can save the
Earf.
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- Mom!
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Mom!
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[computer whirring]
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[somber synth music]
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- You fresh?
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- I never even knew what
she looked like before.
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- She had a pretty
cracking rig for a holo-do.
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- Yeah, she did.
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[Intense magic jingle]
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So, do you know what any of that
means?
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- Just the hot goss.
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We should get this back to DC.
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[somber synth music swells]
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[upbeat synth music]
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- Ducks in a barrel.
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[WMD quacking]
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[foreboding music]
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[radio whirring]
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- Chromedome,
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come on back.
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[radio whirring]
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Trailer Henge, hola.
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[radio whirring]
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Anyone at the 248?
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Anybody in the 2-4-8?
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[radio whirring]
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Fuck.
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[foreboding music continues]
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[intense thunder storm]
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Hasta la vista.
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- [Stanya] She's so
jealous of my hot looks.
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She's always fucking worried
that I'm hotter than her.
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She's right!
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- Fokliff!
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- Time travel? How 'bout I
go back, time travel to my
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trailer and fucking kick your
ass the way I should have!
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- So you sent me back in time
so I could tell younger youse
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and dadzies that y'all
got 10 365s to find a way
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to stop the Wet Shit?
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- Well, technically you sent
yourself back through time.
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But, yeah, paraphrase.
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- Hevz.
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Did it work?
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- TBD, yo.
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- Well, now what?
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- Now we wait for Uncle DC
to interpret the prophecy
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and then we does what we always
do.
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The impossy.
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- Yo.
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- Yo, Dad-TRO.
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You really think we're tuff
enough to 187 Beat Massa X?
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- Winning's not about strength,
CHAI-TRO.
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It's about patience and
commitment.
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- That's hevz.
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- Beliee' dat.
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- You rents is always so cryptic
and shit.
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- A fool who says more than is
necessary
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only proves that he is weak and
shit.
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[glass smashes offscreen]
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- You're late.
- I know.
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I know.
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What can I get you?
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- Me?
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- Yeah, you're over 18.
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You're awake.
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What can I get you?
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You know, they say
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the perfect drink
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can help you see the future
and help you erase your past.
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- The right drink has nothing to
prove.
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The right drink answers
questions before you even ask.
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You heard?
- Yeah, I heard!
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- You heard, but do you listen?
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- Yes, I listen! Oh my god, dad!
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The fucking Wastes are up
to their fucking eyeballs
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in the Wet Shit!
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And whether you like it or
not, in fucking 7 HRS's,
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so are we!
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You can't get away from
it, it's impossible!
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You heard that?
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- Yeah. I'm not deaf, AK.
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Here, sip this.
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[magical jingle]
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Now, what does that drink tell
you?
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- That
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the impossible is just
something quitters made up
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to feel better about themselves.
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- Sentence and quitting rolls to
Rage.
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- I'll drink to that.
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- You'll drink to anything,
you're an alcoholic.
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- And I got that from you.
You're my father. So...
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- Doctor said not to drink!
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[thunder rumbling]
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[soft synth music]
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[KCDC quacks]
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- Alright, hit me, what have we
got?
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- A'ight gather round.
264
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,239
It's prophecy mode up in here,
bitch.
265
00:19:16,329 --> 00:19:17,721
Closer.
266
00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:20,289
Reading all this quack
makes my ass all tender, yo.
267
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:28,515
Yo!
268
00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,519
This ain't the post-apocalypse.
269
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:36,218
It's the post-POST-apocalypse.
270
00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:39,526
The Earf 187'd twice
cause of the Wet Shit.
271
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:42,093
And if it 187's thrice-
272
00:19:42,137 --> 00:19:43,182
- Hashtag time's up.
273
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,357
- Beliee' dat!
274
00:19:45,619 --> 00:19:47,925
- All right, so what's the
prophecy say?
275
00:19:47,969 --> 00:19:49,797
- Y'all pronouncing it wrong.
276
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:52,408
The Quad-Force ain't no
prophesy,
277
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,105
it's a proph-e-key.
278
00:19:54,976 --> 00:19:56,456
- What?
279
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,198
[KCDC quacking]
280
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:05,595
- There is four pieces of the
Quad-Force.
281
00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:06,509
Balance,
282
00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:08,946
expeditiousness,
283
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,035
aggression,
284
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,473
and tempo.
285
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:16,563
Combined, they unlock
the Fountain of 4Evz,
286
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:18,782
where the Bloody Quatro flows.
287
00:20:18,826 --> 00:20:22,264
The booze of resurrection
itself that brings life and joy
288
00:20:22,308 --> 00:20:23,961
back to the un-lifed, yo.
289
00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,228
And it slumbers deep
down in the Zero Dark.
290
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:32,927
In the post-post-POST-apocalypse
and shit.
291
00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:35,625
- Jesus-lou-esus.
292
00:20:39,325 --> 00:20:42,153
- But the Bloody Quatro you seek
slumbers
293
00:20:42,197 --> 00:20:45,548
in the Fountain of 4Evz
comes with its ass a price.
294
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,379
Cause it's the very blood
of the Beat Massa X himself.
295
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,606
CHAI-LATTAY told me a time
would come when I'd have to
296
00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:01,172
lay some knowledge on y'all.
297
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:04,524
Now here I is ready to lay it.
298
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:10,356
Your mother could also beat
through time,
299
00:21:10,399 --> 00:21:12,096
for she was Duckborne.
300
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,275
As are you, CHAI-TRO.
301
00:21:17,101 --> 00:21:18,799
- Duck what?
302
00:21:18,842 --> 00:21:21,280
- Duck Legend tells of a She-Ro
of time
303
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,977
known as the Duckborne.
304
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,196
- Okay.
305
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,199
- A warrior with the body of a
mortal
306
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,550
and the blood and soul of a
duck,
307
00:21:30,593 --> 00:21:34,684
whose destiny is to help
187 the evil Beat Massa X
308
00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,947
once and for all, yo.
309
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:38,035
- What?
310
00:21:38,079 --> 00:21:40,255
- All right guys, look, lighten
up.
311
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,083
Are you guys actually fucking
for real with this shit
312
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:43,302
right now?
313
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,825
- This shit's as real as it
gets, JTRO.
314
00:21:46,392 --> 00:21:48,307
It was your mother's duty
315
00:21:48,350 --> 00:21:51,875
to beat through time to this
world to defeat Beat Massa X.
316
00:21:53,529 --> 00:21:56,097
CHAI-LATTAY whooped his ass.
317
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,142
Locked him up tight, threw away
the key.
318
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,320
- The proph-e-key!
[NITRO grunts]
319
00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:05,411
- But your mother new
BMX would return, JTRO.
320
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:09,850
As long as the Comet of
Dawn poisoned the Earf,
321
00:22:09,893 --> 00:22:11,068
the cycle continues.
322
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,768
The Wet Shit covers the land
323
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,640
and Bloody Quatro begin to flow.
324
00:22:17,684 --> 00:22:22,689
Re-lifing his ass again
and again and again.
325
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,778
- The fuck are we supposed to do
about it?
326
00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,867
- She said you'd know when the
time came.
327
00:22:28,129 --> 00:22:31,045
But them wheels of time is
rolling, JTRO.
328
00:22:32,786 --> 00:22:34,614
It's time we roll together.
329
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:37,486
[loud thundering]
330
00:22:38,531 --> 00:22:41,403
[Quad-Force humming]
331
00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:42,796
- Whoa.
332
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,232
But, I mean, real talk.
333
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:47,496
This shit's pretty bev, hey.
334
00:22:47,540 --> 00:22:50,760
- This shit is a full on duck
blur, yo.
335
00:22:50,804 --> 00:22:52,371
- Tell me about it.
336
00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,415
Now what?
337
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:57,288
- [Alarm] Intruder, yo.
Intruder, yo.
338
00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:00,204
Intruder, yo. Intruder, yo.
339
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,597
- We got company, Yo.
340
00:23:01,641 --> 00:23:03,686
- Then I guess it's about
time we address the duck
341
00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,253
in the room.
342
00:23:05,296 --> 00:23:08,909
[mechanical clicking]
343
00:23:08,952 --> 00:23:11,520
[dance music]
344
00:23:11,564 --> 00:23:14,349
[crowd cheering "Bop"]
345
00:23:21,487 --> 00:23:23,271
Who the fuck are you and
what the fuck do you think
346
00:23:23,314 --> 00:23:24,577
you're doing in my town?
347
00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:28,798
- I'm the weapon of mass
duck-struction, Mr. FP.
348
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,626
So don't make my ass quack!
349
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:32,411
- What the duck?
350
00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:34,630
- I've come for the Duckborne.
351
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:38,286
So toss her on over
and shit won't get wet.
352
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,070
- Come on over here and
I'll show you wet, asshole.
353
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:42,116
- 187, y'all, 187, y'all!
354
00:23:42,159 --> 00:23:45,293
[WMD laughing]
355
00:23:45,336 --> 00:23:48,731
- There you go,
TRO-splaining my fucking ass.
356
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:50,211
Condescending cunt.
357
00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,779
- Don't you TRO me unless
you know me, motherfucker.
358
00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:54,215
- Oh, shit!
359
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,346
- Calm-a-do.
360
00:23:56,304 --> 00:23:57,784
- This is calm-a-do.
361
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,786
- Mo' fuckas love running they
mouths til some one shoves
362
00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:01,265
some dirt down they throats.
363
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,137
- Shut his fucking mouth!
364
00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,835
- The Duckborne or your town,
Mr. FP.
365
00:24:05,879 --> 00:24:06,923
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
366
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,142
What's it going to be?
367
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,491
- Shoot his ass!
368
00:24:09,535 --> 00:24:13,103
- Face down and wet or face up
and dry?
369
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,715
- Shoot his other eye, for
fuck's sake!
370
00:24:15,758 --> 00:24:18,369
- I ain't going to call all
fucking day.
371
00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:19,980
- You going to do something?
372
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:21,329
Or am I going to have to
walk over there and make you
373
00:24:21,372 --> 00:24:22,243
do something?
374
00:24:22,286 --> 00:24:23,679
- Bap, bap, bap, motherfucker!
375
00:24:23,723 --> 00:24:25,507
- Fuck it. Let's bop.
376
00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:26,334
- A'ight.
377
00:24:26,377 --> 00:24:28,249
[Beat-Gat] Bang!
378
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:29,511
[Beat-Gat] Blap!
379
00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:30,381
[Beat-Gat] Toasty!
380
00:24:30,425 --> 00:24:31,208
- Dadzies!
381
00:24:31,252 --> 00:24:32,035
[Beat-Gat] Sik!
382
00:24:32,079 --> 00:24:33,036
[CHAI-TRO screams]
383
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,168
[Beat-Gat] King Killa!
384
00:24:34,211 --> 00:24:35,256
[Beat-Gat] De-LOOXE!
385
00:24:35,299 --> 00:24:36,518
- Whoooow!
386
00:24:36,562 --> 00:24:37,693
[Beat-Gat] Hit a house!
387
00:24:38,738 --> 00:24:39,739
- Fuck this!
388
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,526
- I'll wait here.
389
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:46,572
[upbeat dramatic music]
390
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:49,705
[low rumbling]
391
00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,366
- Yo, 187, yo!
392
00:24:58,409 --> 00:24:59,628
Yeah!
393
00:24:59,672 --> 00:25:01,021
[WMD exhales]
394
00:25:01,064 --> 00:25:02,762
- Take that, duck-duck bitch!
395
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:05,939
- What's a matter with
you, you duck fucker?
396
00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:07,375
- Fuck duck fucker!
397
00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:09,029
[cheering continues]
398
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,248
- Knock that motherfucker out!
399
00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:14,643
- Put him in a body bag!
[ATRO laughing]
400
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,253
- Now start quacking, duck face.
401
00:25:16,297 --> 00:25:17,690
- Come on!
402
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,735
- What the fuck are you doing in
my town?
403
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,215
- You know.
404
00:25:21,258 --> 00:25:22,042
This.
405
00:25:22,085 --> 00:25:22,956
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
406
00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,740
[Beat-Gat fires]
407
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:25,828
- Dadzies!
408
00:25:30,703 --> 00:25:33,575
[JTRO gasping]
409
00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:35,142
- You on the up and up?
410
00:25:35,185 --> 00:25:37,100
- Feel like I just got throat
fucked by a sledgehammer.
411
00:25:37,144 --> 00:25:38,275
- Dadzie!
412
00:25:38,319 --> 00:25:40,234
- Hey! I'll fuckin' shoot you!
413
00:25:40,277 --> 00:25:41,061
- Yo rentz!
414
00:25:41,104 --> 00:25:41,975
- No!
415
00:25:42,018 --> 00:25:44,325
Oh, you sloppy fucking drongo!
416
00:25:44,368 --> 00:25:45,935
- Dadzie!
417
00:25:45,979 --> 00:25:47,676
- Just go. I'll catch up.
418
00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,550
Fuck!
419
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,161
[upbeat music]
420
00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:56,859
[Stanya screaming]
421
00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,427
[water breaks]
422
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,082
- Oh, shit!
423
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,606
- Yo rentz! Dadzies! [CHAI-TRO
Screaming]
424
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:05,738
- [Announcer] Three,
425
00:26:05,781 --> 00:26:07,043
two,
426
00:26:07,087 --> 00:26:08,305
one,
427
00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:10,307
remix!
428
00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:13,659
[dramatic music]
429
00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,453
[waves crash]
430
00:26:28,456 --> 00:26:31,285
[CHAI-T sniffing]
431
00:26:35,898 --> 00:26:38,509
[JTRO yelling]
432
00:26:40,250 --> 00:26:41,469
- Oh geez. What?
433
00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:42,470
Where the fuck am I?
434
00:26:42,513 --> 00:26:43,993
- Atop of me! Get off!
435
00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:45,212
- Geez, sorry.
436
00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:46,909
Sorry, it's my first time
travel.
437
00:26:50,478 --> 00:26:51,305
Where are they?
438
00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:54,700
- I don't understand.
439
00:26:54,743 --> 00:26:56,440
I was right behind them.
440
00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:58,921
- Okay, fine.
441
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:01,402
All right, let's just focus
on what we know right now.
442
00:27:01,445 --> 00:27:05,058
Which I guess is fucking
nothing, right?
443
00:27:05,101 --> 00:27:06,712
- We need to calm-a-do.
444
00:27:06,755 --> 00:27:07,756
Refresh-ifie.
445
00:27:09,236 --> 00:27:10,846
At least we have the Quad-Force.
446
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:14,067
- Yeah, about that. Um...
447
00:27:15,764 --> 00:27:20,421
I think CHAI-TRO had it when
that WMD dude fucking took her.
448
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:23,119
- So we've lost our
little CHAI and we've lost
449
00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:24,468
the Quad-Force.
450
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:27,341
[CHAI-T sniffing]
451
00:27:29,169 --> 00:27:31,432
- The future, huh? Far out.
452
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:35,915
- JTRO, come-a-do.
- Okay.
453
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,137
Are you okay?
[CHAI-T shushes]
454
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,662
[CHAI-T shushes]
- I didn't say anything.
455
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,751
[CHAI-T sniffing]
456
00:27:45,794 --> 00:27:47,622
Is that CHAI-TRO's?
457
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:50,494
- This way.
458
00:27:50,538 --> 00:27:52,583
- Here we go again.
459
00:27:52,627 --> 00:27:55,935
[rock music]
460
00:27:55,978 --> 00:27:57,501
[CHAI-T sniffing]
461
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,037
♪ I stand alone
462
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:16,085
♪ With my back to the wall
463
00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:18,697
♪ The road ahead
464
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:23,702
♪ An endless journey
465
00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:26,879
♪ I've never known
466
00:28:26,922 --> 00:28:31,927
♪ How to answer the call
467
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,713
♪ But no one else
468
00:28:34,756 --> 00:28:39,718
♪ Can do it for me
469
00:28:41,023 --> 00:28:44,897
♪ In this alternate reality
470
00:28:44,940 --> 00:28:48,814
♪ You can find me where I'm
meant to be ♪
471
00:28:48,857 --> 00:28:53,862
♪ Searching for a better future
tomorrow ♪
472
00:28:55,342 --> 00:28:58,475
♪ Tonight
473
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:02,218
♪ Our destiny is calling me
474
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:07,267
♪ I will lead us to the better
tomorrow ♪
475
00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,836
♪ Tonight
476
00:29:14,056 --> 00:29:19,061
[US national
anthem blows through the wind]
477
00:29:28,462 --> 00:29:30,377
What the fuck happened?
478
00:29:32,161 --> 00:29:33,597
They're all gone.
479
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,948
- We never came home.
480
00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:38,864
[dark music]
481
00:29:59,406 --> 00:30:02,322
- Without CHAI-TRO, we can't
activate the remix again.
482
00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:20,122
[soft synth music]
483
00:30:31,612 --> 00:30:34,441
- [BLT] BTRO's death wasn't your
fault.
484
00:30:34,484 --> 00:30:36,399
It was his.
485
00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:38,575
He wasn't expecting the
unexpected.
486
00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:42,753
But it sure as fuck
expected him, you heard?
487
00:30:42,797 --> 00:30:47,106
And now yo ass is here so you
won't make the same mistakes.
488
00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,456
In order to master
Beat-Beat, you gots to master
489
00:30:49,499 --> 00:30:52,111
the four rules of the B.E.A.T.
490
00:30:54,417 --> 00:30:56,071
Gots to keep your shit straight.
491
00:30:56,115 --> 00:30:58,378
All evened out and dialed in to
the end
492
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:01,381
no matter what slaps you
upside the cock-sucker.
493
00:31:02,556 --> 00:31:06,516
Never ignorant and getting
goals accomplished.
494
00:31:08,823 --> 00:31:10,172
- Yo.
495
00:31:13,088 --> 00:31:13,959
Yo, JTRO.
496
00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:16,700
- Yo.
497
00:31:16,744 --> 00:31:18,224
- So it's true.
498
00:31:18,267 --> 00:31:19,181
You lost her.
499
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,313
- I didn't lose her.
500
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:22,881
- Well, she ain't here. So...
501
00:31:24,491 --> 00:31:25,318
In fact,
502
00:31:26,928 --> 00:31:29,017
you ain't never brought
her around to see us.
503
00:31:29,975 --> 00:31:31,280
- She wouldn't understand.
504
00:31:33,543 --> 00:31:34,588
I mean, you guys,
505
00:31:36,633 --> 00:31:38,461
everything we went through
together,
506
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:42,813
it was like another life.
507
00:31:42,857 --> 00:31:44,859
- It wasn't another
life, it was this life!
508
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,600
And it still is, JTRO.
509
00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,428
- I don't know how to spit
this shit easy, A'ight,
510
00:31:48,471 --> 00:31:49,820
I'm just going to blast it.
511
00:31:50,996 --> 00:31:54,477
If you lose, little
CHAI-TRO, if you lose her,
512
00:31:56,740 --> 00:31:58,220
it's done.
513
00:31:58,264 --> 00:32:02,703
Everything is D-U-N, dun.
514
00:32:02,746 --> 00:32:04,052
- Forgetting who you was,
515
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,488
forgetting who we was;
516
00:32:06,489 --> 00:32:08,622
that's what's made you weak,
dog.
517
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:10,015
- Word!
518
00:32:10,058 --> 00:32:14,106
Yo, things only appear
impossible when you forget
519
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:16,978
how you got here in the first
place, son.
520
00:32:17,022 --> 00:32:18,632
- That's some real shit, JTRO.
521
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:21,461
- I don't know what to tell you
guys.
522
00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:23,419
I'm fucking old now.
523
00:32:26,727 --> 00:32:28,033
I'm not climbing anymore.
524
00:32:30,078 --> 00:32:31,514
Just feels like I'm falling.
525
00:32:33,212 --> 00:32:35,127
Waiting to hit the ground.
526
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:36,955
- Falling is an accident.
527
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,696
Getting back up, that's
a fucking choice, JTRO.
528
00:32:40,523 --> 00:32:41,698
- Balance,
529
00:32:41,742 --> 00:32:43,396
expeditiousness,
530
00:32:43,439 --> 00:32:44,484
aggression,
531
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,615
tempo.
532
00:32:45,659 --> 00:32:47,922
JTRO, that is what matters.
533
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,663
Did you forget about that shit?
534
00:32:52,274 --> 00:32:53,841
Forget about us?
535
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,799
- The only one you're going
to be beatin' off is yourself.
536
00:32:55,843 --> 00:32:57,149
- Oh, whatevz.
537
00:32:57,192 --> 00:32:59,281
I'm going to go save my fucking
daughter.
538
00:32:59,325 --> 00:33:01,457
I'm waking off. Peace.
539
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,466
- You tink that worked?
540
00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:11,815
- Mmhmm.
541
00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,034
- Still got it.
542
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:17,343
- Tanks.
543
00:33:17,386 --> 00:33:18,213
- You're welcs.
544
00:33:19,084 --> 00:33:20,346
Any time, Sis-TRO.
545
00:33:25,090 --> 00:33:26,613
- Wow, she's bev.
546
00:33:28,745 --> 00:33:31,183
- Legs go all the way to the
butt.
547
00:33:33,402 --> 00:33:35,535
[distress signal]
548
00:33:35,578 --> 00:33:38,668
[Microphone] Yo!
549
00:33:41,106 --> 00:33:45,066
- Yo, if y'all peepin' this
shit, it means we're all froze.
550
00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:47,416
Stone sober as F.
551
00:33:47,460 --> 00:33:50,550
A tsunami of Wet Shit
is on the FP's doorstep.
552
00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:54,554
But it's all good cause
this is how the proph-e-key
553
00:33:54,597 --> 00:33:55,424
say it do.
554
00:33:57,426 --> 00:33:58,949
If my calculations is correct,
555
00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:00,342
by the time y'all see this shit,
556
00:34:00,386 --> 00:34:03,476
WMD and CHAI-TRO's nearing PMC
territory
557
00:34:03,519 --> 00:34:07,436
up north in the 242 where the
wet shit goes all cold, yo.
558
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,612
If you find they ass, you'll
find the Fountain of 4Evz.
559
00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,835
Don't be fearing, JTRO.
560
00:34:14,878 --> 00:34:16,445
We all good here in the rewind.
561
00:34:16,489 --> 00:34:19,100
We just got to take a long
ass nap and sort our shit out
562
00:34:19,143 --> 00:34:20,884
till y'all wake us up.
563
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,364
See you soon, Ninj.
564
00:34:22,408 --> 00:34:24,018
Miss yo ass.
565
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,715
[thunder cracks]
566
00:34:25,759 --> 00:34:26,976
Shit!
567
00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:28,370
Peace, hologram.
568
00:34:28,414 --> 00:34:30,068
Shit!
569
00:34:34,637 --> 00:34:38,119
[creature whinnying]
570
00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:39,947
- Somethin's walk aboutin'.
571
00:34:39,989 --> 00:34:41,469
- What kind of somethin'?
572
00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,949
[giant footsteps]
573
00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,690
Oh, fuck me.
574
00:34:44,734 --> 00:34:47,389
[loud thumping]
575
00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:50,523
[creature noises]
576
00:34:51,697 --> 00:34:52,525
Hey.
577
00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:55,092
Yo, you guys from around here?
578
00:34:57,138 --> 00:35:00,054
[speaking Spanish]
579
00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:07,017
[upbeat dance music]
580
00:35:11,674 --> 00:35:14,938
- Just so you know,
this is your faultzies.
581
00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,550
We should have runzied.
582
00:35:17,593 --> 00:35:19,421
- Oh, come on. It's not
my fault that shit's tough
583
00:35:19,465 --> 00:35:20,553
in the Zero Dark.
584
00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:22,903
- Calm-a-do.
585
00:35:22,946 --> 00:35:24,165
We'll figure it out.
586
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,472
We always do.
587
00:35:26,515 --> 00:35:28,082
- Oh, what, you ain't fearing?
588
00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:29,779
- I ain't even half fearing.
589
00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:31,607
And neither would the JTRO I
first met.
590
00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:34,262
- The JTRO you first met
didn't have so many miles
591
00:35:34,306 --> 00:35:35,785
not so carefully driven on him
either.
592
00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:42,227
To the death?
593
00:35:46,144 --> 00:35:47,145
- Excuse me?
594
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,892
- So you half fearing now?
595
00:35:58,025 --> 00:36:01,115
[rising synth music]
596
00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:09,950
[soft synth music]
597
00:36:09,993 --> 00:36:11,517
[WMD quacking]
598
00:36:14,911 --> 00:36:17,523
- Good morning, Cranberry juice.
599
00:36:17,566 --> 00:36:20,221
- Don't you Cranberry juice me,
duck boy.
600
00:36:20,265 --> 00:36:23,398
- Duck man to you, home girl.
601
00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:24,878
[magical jingle]
602
00:36:25,835 --> 00:36:27,837
- What the Quad-Force?
603
00:36:27,881 --> 00:36:29,839
That shit's mine! Give me
backsies!
604
00:36:29,883 --> 00:36:31,885
- Ain't giving you backsies
nothin'.
605
00:36:31,928 --> 00:36:32,755
Shit's mine.
606
00:36:32,799 --> 00:36:34,540
Fair and circle, boo-itch!
607
00:36:34,583 --> 00:36:37,151
- Oh, and you tie me if you
knew it was real fair, huh?
608
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,239
- And circle.
609
00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,458
[duck grunt]
610
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,025
- You're a weirdo. You know
that, right?
611
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:43,331
- I'm dope as fuck
612
00:36:43,375 --> 00:36:44,637
I do what I want.
613
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,074
- I'm dope a fuck. I do what I
want!
614
00:36:47,117 --> 00:36:48,336
You're a weirdo.
615
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:50,382
- You don't do shit.
You're tied up as fuck.
616
00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:51,731
I'm doing whatever the fuck I
want,
617
00:36:51,774 --> 00:36:53,298
when I want.
618
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:54,821
- Cringe.
619
00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:57,302
What the fuck you doing
hauling my ass around all these
620
00:36:57,345 --> 00:36:59,608
mountains through all this cold
shit, hey?
621
00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:00,740
You got the Quad-Force.
622
00:37:00,783 --> 00:37:02,611
Do your thing.
623
00:37:02,655 --> 00:37:04,396
Peace the fuck off.
624
00:37:04,439 --> 00:37:06,398
- Cause this bullshit ass
shit don't do shit without
625
00:37:06,441 --> 00:37:09,096
your dumb Duckborne ass.
626
00:37:09,139 --> 00:37:11,185
Only you can open the Fountain
of 4Evz.
627
00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,839
- Then give it.
628
00:37:12,882 --> 00:37:14,232
- Nah. I'm good.
629
00:37:15,842 --> 00:37:18,801
- How about you untie me and
we'll find out how good you is.
630
00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:22,283
One second with my paws
free and youse is dead.
631
00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,372
I'm the She-Ro of time, duck
head.
632
00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:29,072
[tape rips]
633
00:37:33,076 --> 00:37:35,078
[loud punch]
634
00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:36,906
[duck quacking]
635
00:37:38,038 --> 00:37:40,083
[distant party music and
cheering]
636
00:37:41,911 --> 00:37:44,436
- I can't even with all this.
637
00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,264
Where the fuck is my life right
now?
638
00:37:47,874 --> 00:37:51,051
- Just another step on a
never ending journey, JTRO.
639
00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:51,921
- Jesus.
640
00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,794
How did it come to this?
641
00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:57,275
- Why don't you look back every
once a-do?
642
00:37:57,318 --> 00:37:58,624
And memberz?
643
00:37:58,667 --> 00:37:59,494
- Remember what?
644
00:38:01,017 --> 00:38:03,411
It's not like my life ever
really made too much sense.
645
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:08,068
I mean, the first what,
18 years of my life,
646
00:38:08,111 --> 00:38:10,940
I was just some dip-shit kid
who grew up on some dirt road
647
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,638
in the middle of nowhere.
648
00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,901
I didn't even know it
was the post-apocalypse.
649
00:38:14,944 --> 00:38:16,468
- Post-post-apocy.
650
00:38:16,511 --> 00:38:18,470
- Okay, yeah, exactly.
651
00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:19,601
And now look at me.
652
00:38:19,645 --> 00:38:22,082
What, I have magical powers,
653
00:38:22,125 --> 00:38:25,781
some time remixing
She-Ro of time daughter?
654
00:38:25,825 --> 00:38:29,219
And I'm what, trying to stop
some ancient Beat God tyrant
655
00:38:29,263 --> 00:38:31,570
from reawakening, who
wants to destroy the Earf
656
00:38:31,613 --> 00:38:32,440
in the future?
657
00:38:32,484 --> 00:38:33,963
- Okay.
658
00:38:34,007 --> 00:38:36,966
We have a daughter and we're
trying to save the world.
659
00:38:38,141 --> 00:38:40,013
This is our story.
660
00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:43,016
And you don't even know half of
it.
661
00:38:43,059 --> 00:38:45,366
- Come on. What is that supposed
to mean?
662
00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:47,673
- Do you even know that
I'm from another planet?
663
00:38:47,716 --> 00:38:49,718
- Wait, what the fuck? You are?
664
00:38:49,762 --> 00:38:50,893
- Yes.
665
00:38:50,937 --> 00:38:52,808
It's part of what makes me me.
666
00:38:55,942 --> 00:38:57,291
- Okay, look, CHAI,
667
00:38:58,988 --> 00:39:01,513
I've always told you that
I fell for who you is.
668
00:39:02,905 --> 00:39:04,690
Whatever happened to us in our
past,
669
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,301
it doesn't matter.
670
00:39:08,476 --> 00:39:09,956
- Well, it should.
671
00:39:12,001 --> 00:39:14,221
Cause that's how life works,
JTRO.
672
00:39:16,397 --> 00:39:19,400
It's a whole series of
whack-a-doo events that makes
673
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:22,316
fuck all sense at the time
that somehow always lead us
674
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,796
to today.
675
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:27,626
And you reflect on the
experiences of those wack-a-doos
676
00:39:27,669 --> 00:39:29,367
so you can get to tomorrow.
677
00:39:30,933 --> 00:39:34,023
Or you can just ignore all that
shit
678
00:39:35,460 --> 00:39:38,854
and keep making the same
mistakes 4Evz.
679
00:39:40,813 --> 00:39:42,380
It's your choice.
680
00:39:42,423 --> 00:39:45,948
[synth music]
681
00:39:48,211 --> 00:39:52,390
[electronic music builds]
[crowd cheers]
682
00:39:54,783 --> 00:39:57,395
[rising synth music]
683
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:23,856
- Got any ideas?
684
00:40:23,899 --> 00:40:26,075
- If we don't beat off to the
death,
685
00:40:26,119 --> 00:40:27,642
they'll 187 us both.
686
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,036
- Nobody dies today.
687
00:40:30,079 --> 00:40:30,906
- Then keep up.
688
00:40:33,735 --> 00:40:35,128
- [Pine Mutant Language] Tres.
689
00:40:35,171 --> 00:40:36,521
Dos.
690
00:40:36,564 --> 00:40:38,348
Uno!
691
00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,829
[Pine Mutant Language]
Beat-Beat!
692
00:40:40,873 --> 00:40:45,878
[rock music]
[arrows whooshing]
693
00:40:52,362 --> 00:40:57,367
[rock music continues]
[arrows whooshing]
694
00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:19,999
So you got a plan?
695
00:41:20,042 --> 00:41:20,521
Or are we just going to sit
here and beat each other off
696
00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:21,522
all night?
697
00:41:21,566 --> 00:41:23,655
- I don't have time for that.
698
00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:28,529
- Hey, take it easy.
699
00:41:28,573 --> 00:41:29,704
- This is easy.
700
00:41:29,748 --> 00:41:31,184
- Okay, we really doing this
right now?
701
00:41:31,227 --> 00:41:32,402
Okay.
702
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:35,710
[rock music continues]
[arrows whooshing]
703
00:41:35,754 --> 00:41:36,842
Don't do this, CHAI.
704
00:41:36,885 --> 00:41:38,757
Don't make me pull out the trick
shit.
705
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,236
- Please.
706
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,499
You haven't pulled out the
trick shit in a whole pile
707
00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:43,022
of 365s.
708
00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:45,938
[rock music continues]
709
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:53,728
- What are you trying to prove?
We're too old for this shit.
710
00:41:53,772 --> 00:41:57,515
- Oh, enough of this too
old, blah, blah, blah, shite.
711
00:41:57,558 --> 00:41:59,125
I'm sick of it!
712
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:03,782
[pine mutant language]
[rock music continues]
713
00:42:03,825 --> 00:42:06,524
Remember who you is and
youse can do anything.
714
00:42:07,394 --> 00:42:10,310
I know why youse is afraid of
chattin' about the past, JTRO.
715
00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:13,574
Because it reminds you
how much time has passed
716
00:42:13,618 --> 00:42:15,968
and how little you think we have
left.
717
00:42:16,011 --> 00:42:18,710
But pretending to be who you
ain't
718
00:42:18,753 --> 00:42:20,450
is what makes you old JTRO.
719
00:42:23,628 --> 00:42:25,891
Beat-Beat is in our blood, yo.
720
00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,545
It always has been.
721
00:42:27,588 --> 00:42:29,547
It always will be.
722
00:42:29,590 --> 00:42:32,854
So stop letting time
tell you you're D-U-N.
723
00:42:32,898 --> 00:42:35,814
You tell time when you're D-U-N
with it.
724
00:42:39,295 --> 00:42:41,776
Now let's go hundo P, JTRO.
725
00:42:41,820 --> 00:42:42,821
To the end.
726
00:42:42,864 --> 00:42:43,691
A'ight?
727
00:42:44,910 --> 00:42:49,610
[rock music continues]
[arrows whooshing]
728
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,759
[Pine Mutant Language] Chill.
729
00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:12,807
[soft synth music]
[beat-pads hissing]
730
00:43:15,723 --> 00:43:18,073
[crowd cheers]
731
00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:29,041
[beat-pad hisses]
732
00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:31,783
- Mi familia!
733
00:43:33,915 --> 00:43:35,351
You've finally come.
734
00:43:37,527 --> 00:43:39,094
I'll drink to that.
735
00:43:44,099 --> 00:43:47,189
I'm sorry about all that
beat off to the death stuff.
736
00:43:48,277 --> 00:43:51,237
But we can't just be letting
any assholes in here, ya know?
737
00:43:58,679 --> 00:44:03,641
- These 242 Pine Mutant Ninjas
are the last of humanity.
738
00:44:03,945 --> 00:44:06,600
Mutated from the Wet Shit.
739
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,735
Evolved to live out here in the
Zero Dark.
740
00:44:12,562 --> 00:44:15,348
Lots changed since your time,
JTRO.
741
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:18,220
But, NITRO said you'd come.
742
00:44:19,744 --> 00:44:22,224
- All right, how the
fuck are you still like-
743
00:44:22,268 --> 00:44:24,574
- What? Alive?
744
00:44:24,618 --> 00:44:25,663
- Yeah, duh.
745
00:44:27,447 --> 00:44:30,319
- NITRO brewed me up one of
his hibernation cocktails.
746
00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:33,453
I woke up 100 whatevz
years later in a cave
747
00:44:33,496 --> 00:44:34,497
on the outside of town.
748
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:36,630
When I emerged,
749
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:39,111
I was surrounded by all
these fucking weirdos.
750
00:44:40,895 --> 00:44:43,028
I napped my ass all
the way into the future
751
00:44:43,985 --> 00:44:46,596
to help you guys find the
Fountains of
752
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,598
who gives a shit for NITRO.
753
00:44:48,642 --> 00:44:50,513
- All right, so where the fuck
is it then?
754
00:44:50,557 --> 00:44:51,950
- Okay.
755
00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:56,084
It lies high a-top the
highest peak of Mount Bitch.
756
00:44:56,128 --> 00:44:58,434
Deep within the Massa Pad.
757
00:44:58,478 --> 00:45:00,872
Invisy's to any but the
Duckborne,
758
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,526
blah, blah, blah.
759
00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:04,484
You know the legend.
760
00:45:04,527 --> 00:45:06,834
Look, LSS [Long Story Short],
761
00:45:06,878 --> 00:45:10,446
the only way to unlock the Massa
Pad is.
762
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:11,709
- The Quad-Force.
763
00:45:13,101 --> 00:45:14,189
- Yes.
764
00:45:14,233 --> 00:45:16,931
Which you've lost.
765
00:45:16,975 --> 00:45:18,498
- Misplaced. Take it easy.
766
00:45:19,368 --> 00:45:20,630
- Well, whatevz.
767
00:45:20,674 --> 00:45:23,372
Luckily, I had a couple
people that spotted your
768
00:45:23,416 --> 00:45:26,506
duck homeboy and a young
lady, which I can only presume
769
00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:30,684
is my niece, hiking up the
summit just a few HRS's ago.
770
00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,164
- For realzies?
771
00:45:32,207 --> 00:45:33,295
- Uh huh.
772
00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,862
So drink up
773
00:45:34,906 --> 00:45:37,560
before the hot shit comes.
774
00:45:37,604 --> 00:45:39,911
I shall show you the way.
775
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:46,047
[synth music]
776
00:45:46,091 --> 00:45:47,483
- Is we there yet?
777
00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:48,354
- No.
778
00:45:49,703 --> 00:45:51,052
- Is we there yet?
779
00:45:51,096 --> 00:45:52,401
- No, goddammit!
780
00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:53,663
Shut the fuck up!
781
00:45:53,707 --> 00:45:54,969
- Give some ansies!
782
00:45:55,013 --> 00:45:56,666
- What kind of ansies?
783
00:45:56,710 --> 00:45:59,104
- Oh, I don't know, how
about who the fuck is you
784
00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:02,847
and why the F-U-K is you
do-sing and all this shit?
785
00:46:02,890 --> 00:46:05,327
- A'ight. But shut your
chex guzzler, cause I only
786
00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:06,981
be spittin' this shit once,
okay?
787
00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:07,852
You heard?
788
00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:11,072
The Duckborne that came before
your ass.
789
00:46:11,116 --> 00:46:12,465
- Gramma-LATTAY?
790
00:46:12,508 --> 00:46:16,599
- I'm monologueing,
motherfucker! Shut it, okay!
791
00:46:16,643 --> 00:46:21,648
Anyways, your Gramma imprisoned
my Massa's Massa, BMX.
792
00:46:22,562 --> 00:46:25,086
My Massa's mission was
to find the Quad-Force
793
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:27,132
and to wake my grand Massa up.
794
00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:30,962
But you and yo rentz slit my
pops ass
795
00:46:31,005 --> 00:46:33,616
and now all this shit's up to me
and shit.
796
00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,618
- L DUBBA E was your pops?
797
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:38,012
- He raised my ass. Call it
whatevz.
798
00:46:38,056 --> 00:46:40,885
And now we're hitting
up the Fountain of 4Evz.
799
00:46:40,928 --> 00:46:43,104
When my Grand Massa's icy cold
ass
800
00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:46,064
harvests the Bloody Quatro
and ages it the perfection
801
00:46:46,107 --> 00:46:47,630
while he sleeps.
802
00:46:47,674 --> 00:46:48,806
- Hold up.
803
00:46:48,849 --> 00:46:50,546
Bloody Quatro?
804
00:46:50,590 --> 00:46:52,810
- Magic booze that can re-life
anything!
805
00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,768
Pay attention, dummy!
806
00:46:54,812 --> 00:46:56,857
Jesus.
- Fuck you
807
00:46:56,901 --> 00:46:59,294
and your magic booze boo shit.
808
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:01,949
What's with all this TLDR, hey?
809
00:47:01,993 --> 00:47:03,472
You ain't Duckborne.
810
00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:04,909
I is.
811
00:47:04,952 --> 00:47:07,520
So why's your posing ass
wearing all that duck shit?
812
00:47:09,870 --> 00:47:11,437
And flashing it all over town?
813
00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,398
- Because my Massa fucked up,
a'ight?
814
00:47:16,442 --> 00:47:17,878
He took the wrong kid.
815
00:47:18,879 --> 00:47:20,925
You was the Duckborne.
816
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,971
The She-Ro of time boo-shit, not
me.
817
00:47:24,015 --> 00:47:24,842
- Hold up!
818
00:47:24,885 --> 00:47:27,279
Don't try and gazzump me.
819
00:47:27,322 --> 00:47:29,281
What's under that stupid helmet?
820
00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:31,413
I know that ain't a real mug,
dummy.
821
00:47:32,414 --> 00:47:36,157
- The beats is strong
as F-U-K with my fam.
822
00:47:37,724 --> 00:47:38,856
With my mum,
823
00:47:40,683 --> 00:47:41,902
my pops,
824
00:47:42,772 --> 00:47:44,296
with me.
825
00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:48,909
And with my sis.
826
00:47:51,085 --> 00:47:54,219
- What the H-E dubba L?
827
00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:56,786
[tense music]
828
00:48:00,616 --> 00:48:01,530
Bro?
829
00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:14,369
- So we getting close or what?
830
00:48:14,413 --> 00:48:17,895
- When the twinkies fade
and the hot shit comes,
831
00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,722
the Duckborne will be shown the
way.
832
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:24,858
- Oh, you're so boring!
- Oh, for fucks sake.
833
00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,121
- What do want me to do?
834
00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:28,644
- Do your shit.
835
00:48:28,688 --> 00:48:30,820
- I don't know what the fuck to
do.
836
00:48:30,864 --> 00:48:31,909
- Figure it out.
837
00:48:38,002 --> 00:48:40,395
Easy duckets.
838
00:48:48,229 --> 00:48:51,319
[Quad-Force ringing]
839
00:48:52,799 --> 00:48:56,107
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
840
00:48:58,022 --> 00:49:01,112
[Quad-Force ringing]
841
00:49:06,465 --> 00:49:09,120
[eerie music]
842
00:49:13,428 --> 00:49:14,473
[beat-knucks power on]
843
00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:15,430
- Let's go!
844
00:49:19,043 --> 00:49:20,261
- Yo, duck head,
845
00:49:20,305 --> 00:49:21,654
end of the line.
846
00:49:22,481 --> 00:49:24,831
[beat-gat bangs]
847
00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:31,185
- Momzies!
848
00:49:35,276 --> 00:49:36,930
[WMD quacking]
849
00:49:36,974 --> 00:49:41,065
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no. You're not D-U-N yet.
850
00:49:41,108 --> 00:49:44,024
It's not time. You're not D-U-N
yet.
851
00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,852
- Is she a breather?
852
00:49:45,895 --> 00:49:48,550
[somber music]
853
00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:49,595
- I don't know.
854
00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:50,900
Kinda.
- Kinda?
855
00:49:51,727 --> 00:49:53,860
- I mean, I took one of those
blasts once.
856
00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:56,994
I did okay.
857
00:49:57,037 --> 00:49:58,996
- Barely. And your her size
times two.
858
00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:00,954
- What happened? What'd I miss?
859
00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:02,173
Oh.
860
00:50:02,216 --> 00:50:03,435
One of those days, huh?
861
00:50:05,393 --> 00:50:07,526
Look guys, I don't know
how to sugar coat this,
862
00:50:09,571 --> 00:50:11,399
she looks really fucked up right
now.
863
00:50:14,446 --> 00:50:16,013
- What the fuck are we going to
do?
864
00:50:17,318 --> 00:50:18,928
- The Fountain of 4Evz.
865
00:50:18,972 --> 00:50:20,843
It's the only way to re-life
her.
866
00:50:20,887 --> 00:50:22,367
But you better go going
fast because she needs
867
00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:23,411
Bloody Quatro now.
868
00:50:25,979 --> 00:50:27,676
- You're the She-Ro of time,
right?
869
00:50:29,896 --> 00:50:30,723
- Yeah.
870
00:50:32,551 --> 00:50:34,640
Hundo P, that's me.
871
00:50:34,683 --> 00:50:36,337
- Then let's go fucking prove
it.
872
00:50:40,559 --> 00:50:41,908
- Guess I'll stay here.
873
00:50:41,951 --> 00:50:45,955
[epic rock music]
874
00:50:52,092 --> 00:50:56,053
[tense music]
875
00:51:05,149 --> 00:51:06,541
[whispy lion growl]
876
00:51:24,907 --> 00:51:27,388
- Hold your horses, dick head.
877
00:51:27,432 --> 00:51:29,303
- What are you waitin' for,
motherfucker?
878
00:51:43,622 --> 00:51:44,971
- Yo.
879
00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,407
Dad-TRO.
880
00:51:46,451 --> 00:51:47,887
- Dad-TRO?
881
00:51:47,930 --> 00:51:49,671
What do you mean Dad-TRO?
882
00:51:49,715 --> 00:51:51,630
- He's my bro.
883
00:51:51,673 --> 00:51:52,979
- The fuck are you talking
about?
884
00:51:53,022 --> 00:51:54,546
- He's got an eye patch.
885
00:51:54,589 --> 00:51:56,939
- So what? A lot of people
wearing eye patches these days.
886
00:51:56,983 --> 00:51:59,681
- No one has eye patches
but TROS and you know it.
887
00:52:03,163 --> 00:52:06,079
Sure he's got a lot of Waste
miles on him or whatevz.
888
00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:06,906
- Fuck you!
889
00:52:06,949 --> 00:52:08,037
- But it's him.
890
00:52:08,081 --> 00:52:09,038
Fuck you.
891
00:52:12,172 --> 00:52:13,042
- JR-TRO?
892
00:52:16,002 --> 00:52:18,178
The mother F'n fuck, man, you
died.
893
00:52:18,222 --> 00:52:19,353
- Yeah, past tense and shit.
894
00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:21,138
- Yeah, what kind of and shit?
895
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:24,141
- Let me just hit you with some
BP's.
896
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:30,495
L DUBBA E found my ass.
897
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:33,498
Gave me a 2.0 at life.
898
00:52:35,021 --> 00:52:36,718
He raised me and shit.
899
00:52:38,503 --> 00:52:40,722
And we dreamed of a day,
900
00:52:40,766 --> 00:52:42,985
a day where we'd free our Grand
Massa
901
00:52:43,986 --> 00:52:46,728
from the cage cast upon his ass
902
00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:49,122
by the ducks and the CHAIS!
903
00:52:50,906 --> 00:52:52,691
And together,
904
00:52:52,734 --> 00:52:55,607
we'd escape all that and
we'd escape all that boo-shit
905
00:52:55,650 --> 00:52:59,785
and we'd rule the whole wide
Earf 4Evz.
906
00:53:01,265 --> 00:53:04,224
But you all took that dream
when you gave my Massa
907
00:53:04,268 --> 00:53:05,747
a dirt nap.
908
00:53:05,791 --> 00:53:10,230
So here I is, dose'n what
I can with what I gots.
909
00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:11,840
- What?
910
00:53:11,884 --> 00:53:13,146
What are you doing all this
shit for that fucking ice cube
911
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:14,669
over there, man?
912
00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:18,891
- Because that ice cube over
there gave me everything!
913
00:53:18,934 --> 00:53:23,678
His blood gave my ass what
neither you or mom-CHAI could.
914
00:53:24,592 --> 00:53:25,419
Life.
915
00:53:27,029 --> 00:53:29,684
- We did the best we
could with what we had.
916
00:53:29,728 --> 00:53:33,688
- Oh yeah, the road to Rage
is paved with good intentions,
917
00:53:33,732 --> 00:53:34,559
ain'ts it?
918
00:53:34,602 --> 00:53:35,647
- Don't you give that shit!
919
00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:39,694
If we had access to
magical god booze blood
920
00:53:39,738 --> 00:53:42,131
from another world, don't
you think we would've used
921
00:53:42,175 --> 00:53:43,002
it on you?
922
00:53:45,352 --> 00:53:46,745
You're my fucking son.
923
00:53:51,140 --> 00:53:51,967
- Bio-son.
924
00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,927
Nothin' more.
925
00:53:54,970 --> 00:53:55,841
[Beat-Gat] Click, Click!
926
00:53:55,884 --> 00:53:57,973
Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew!
927
00:53:58,017 --> 00:54:00,019
[Beat-Gat] Freakin' blap
blap blap blap blap!
928
00:54:02,456 --> 00:54:05,111
A'ight. Fuck it. Do you're
thing.
929
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:07,244
I got some resurrectin' to get
did.
930
00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:14,425
I'm about to bust a
fuckin' duck up in here.
931
00:54:16,035 --> 00:54:20,779
[keys clicking]
[computer whirring]
932
00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:23,477
- [Computer] Launch Beat
Massa reanimation sequence
933
00:54:23,521 --> 00:54:27,481
Initiating. Initiated.
934
00:54:34,445 --> 00:54:36,185
- All right, I got an idea.
935
00:54:36,229 --> 00:54:37,622
- Spill it.
936
00:54:37,665 --> 00:54:39,145
[WMD laughing]
937
00:54:39,188 --> 00:54:41,887
- My fingers are fast as shit!
938
00:54:41,930 --> 00:54:44,542
- There comes a very important
time in every adult's life
939
00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:47,458
when you need to kick the
living shit out of your sibling.
940
00:54:48,633 --> 00:54:50,069
Today's that day, CHAI-TRO.
941
00:54:50,112 --> 00:54:51,157
- So down.
942
00:54:52,419 --> 00:54:55,030
I'm sick of listening to that
poser quack.
943
00:54:55,074 --> 00:54:57,468
- Check it out Ninjas, I'm
ghost-typin'!
944
00:54:57,511 --> 00:54:59,252
- But what are you going to do,
hey?
945
00:55:01,820 --> 00:55:04,126
[musical chime]
946
00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:06,433
- I'm going to do what I do
best.
947
00:55:06,477 --> 00:55:08,261
I'm going to Beat-Beat this
shit right again and send that
948
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,046
fuckin' ice cube packing back
to wherever it came from.
949
00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,005
Let's rock.
950
00:55:21,274 --> 00:55:22,623
- Yeah.
951
00:55:22,667 --> 00:55:25,278
- [Computer] Beat Massa
reanimation sequence 21%.
952
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:26,148
22%.
953
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,761
- Oh, that's it!
954
00:55:29,804 --> 00:55:31,937
I ain't playing no more!
955
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:34,809
[upbeat music]
956
00:55:44,950 --> 00:55:47,387
- Oh, I got one too.
957
00:55:47,431 --> 00:55:49,128
Let's splash, ninja!
958
00:55:51,435 --> 00:55:53,654
- Let's get wet, bitch.
959
00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:56,222
- [Computer] Enter destination.
960
00:55:56,265 --> 00:55:57,223
- All right, mom.
961
00:55:58,311 --> 00:55:59,704
I hope this is what you meant.
962
00:55:59,747 --> 00:56:02,010
- [Computer] Destination,
the Far As Fuk System
963
00:56:02,054 --> 00:56:03,751
in the Woke Galaxy.
964
00:56:03,795 --> 00:56:05,231
Received.
965
00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:07,581
Eng'yon power up required.
966
00:56:07,625 --> 00:56:10,236
- How the fuck do I power up the
Eng'yon?
967
00:56:10,279 --> 00:56:12,238
- [Computer] Excusez-moi. I has
a name.
968
00:56:13,848 --> 00:56:16,851
- Okay, computer, what's
your fuckin' name?
969
00:56:16,895 --> 00:56:19,593
[Monsieur Computer] Monsieur
Computer.
970
00:56:19,637 --> 00:56:22,553
- Okay, Monsieur
Computer, how do I fire up
971
00:56:22,596 --> 00:56:24,337
the fucking Eng'yon?
972
00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:26,644
- Authentication level three.
973
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:29,211
300 le-git combo required.
974
00:56:29,255 --> 00:56:31,257
- Are you fucking kidding me?
975
00:56:31,300 --> 00:56:33,302
- Omega fist mode.
976
00:56:33,346 --> 00:56:34,391
Three,
977
00:56:34,434 --> 00:56:35,392
two,
978
00:56:35,435 --> 00:56:36,915
one,
979
00:56:36,958 --> 00:56:37,785
Beat-Fist!
980
00:56:39,091 --> 00:56:40,527
- Fuck me.
981
00:56:40,571 --> 00:56:45,576
[rock music]
[arrows banging]
982
00:56:57,501 --> 00:57:00,895
- There ain't no joy in
beating the same ass twice,
983
00:57:00,939 --> 00:57:01,809
is there?
984
00:57:01,853 --> 00:57:03,115
- Couldn't tell ya.
985
00:57:03,158 --> 00:57:05,596
I usually just beat ass
right the first time.
986
00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:10,644
- I beat your ass in the ground
the first round, homegirl.
987
00:57:10,688 --> 00:57:12,341
- Are you going to do something?
988
00:57:12,385 --> 00:57:14,126
Or am I going to have to
come over there ane make you
989
00:57:14,169 --> 00:57:16,433
do something, cunt boy?
990
00:57:16,476 --> 00:57:19,436
- No one calls moi a cunt boy!
991
00:57:21,089 --> 00:57:22,700
Check this shit out!
992
00:57:22,743 --> 00:57:24,528
[both yelling]
993
00:57:24,571 --> 00:57:27,182
[loud beat-axe zapping]
994
00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:31,752
- [Announcer] Axe-ellent!
995
00:57:35,103 --> 00:57:35,930
Axe-pert!
996
00:57:39,978 --> 00:57:40,892
Axe-kicker!
997
00:57:44,635 --> 00:57:45,810
Axe-ceptional!
998
00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:51,859
Axe-plosion!
999
00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:57,909
[rock music]
[arrows banging]
1000
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:12,053
[axes beating]
1001
00:58:13,577 --> 00:58:14,578
[Announcer] Kiss my axe!
1002
00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:20,801
Turbo bitch bash!
1003
00:58:20,845 --> 00:58:22,586
- Check this shit out!
1004
00:58:22,629 --> 00:58:25,023
- [Announcer] Omega-axe mode!
1005
00:58:25,066 --> 00:58:27,939
Crit! Mad crits! Critzilla!
1006
00:58:27,982 --> 00:58:28,983
Yo, kick it!
1007
00:58:30,507 --> 00:58:35,512
[rock music]
[arrows banging]
1008
00:58:44,782 --> 00:58:46,827
- Authentication level three.
1009
00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:49,569
Authentic-a-tiy-ated.
1010
00:58:49,613 --> 00:58:51,571
Eng'yon power up.
1011
00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:53,225
Powering up.
1012
00:58:53,268 --> 00:58:56,794
Launch sequence to the Far As
Fuk System in the Woke Galaxy
1013
00:58:56,837 --> 00:58:58,709
initiated.
1014
00:58:58,752 --> 00:59:01,668
60 S's until launch.
1015
00:59:01,712 --> 00:59:03,191
59,
1016
00:59:03,235 --> 00:59:04,628
58,
1017
00:59:04,671 --> 00:59:06,499
57,
1018
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,369
56.
1019
00:59:08,501 --> 00:59:10,938
- Two CHAIs with the same
Beat-Gat.
1020
00:59:12,636 --> 00:59:14,202
What is the odds?
1021
00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:16,509
- There's something dad never
got a chance to teach you
1022
00:59:16,553 --> 00:59:17,945
when you was a little bloke.
1023
00:59:17,989 --> 00:59:19,425
- Save it, Sis-TRO!
1024
00:59:19,468 --> 00:59:21,035
- Winning ain't about strength.
1025
00:59:21,079 --> 00:59:23,560
[Beat-Gat firing]
1026
00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:27,694
[loud zapping]
1027
00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:33,613
It's about patience and
commitment, duck head.
1028
00:59:33,657 --> 00:59:34,483
- Whoa!
1029
00:59:35,441 --> 00:59:36,268
Ow!
1030
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,402
Oh no, right in the fuckin'
duck!
1031
00:59:40,446 --> 00:59:41,490
My duck...
1032
00:59:42,535 --> 00:59:45,625
Jesus fuckin' duckin' Christ!
1033
00:59:45,669 --> 00:59:46,713
- Whatevz.
1034
00:59:46,757 --> 00:59:48,802
- [Announcer] Bitch
axe-executed.
1035
00:59:48,846 --> 00:59:51,413
[WMD yelling]
1036
00:59:51,457 --> 00:59:54,765
- [Monsieur Computer] 30
S's remaining until launch.
1037
00:59:54,808 --> 00:59:56,288
29,
1038
00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:57,898
28,
1039
00:59:57,942 --> 00:59:59,030
27.
1040
00:59:59,073 --> 01:00:00,205
- Hey, come on. Let's go.
1041
01:00:00,248 --> 01:00:03,077
- But this whole place is gonna
blow.
1042
01:00:03,121 --> 01:00:06,298
[WMD whimpering]
1043
01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:10,215
He's still my bro.
1044
01:00:10,258 --> 01:00:11,477
- You're a fuckin' idiot.
1045
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:13,218
- That's not your bro.
1046
01:00:13,261 --> 01:00:14,349
That's just some asshole
that looks like you.
1047
01:00:14,393 --> 01:00:15,220
Come on!
1048
01:00:16,351 --> 01:00:17,614
Look, CHAI-TRO, I get it.
1049
01:00:19,093 --> 01:00:20,834
Okay, look at me and your uncle
AK.
1050
01:00:24,751 --> 01:00:25,709
- Ow!
1051
01:00:25,752 --> 01:00:26,797
- This isn't goodbye.
1052
01:00:30,061 --> 01:00:31,453
It's just fuck you for now.
1053
01:00:34,718 --> 01:00:35,719
Let's roll.
1054
01:00:35,762 --> 01:00:37,155
[Alarm]
1055
01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:40,158
- [Monsieur Computer] 15
S's remaining until launch.
1056
01:00:40,201 --> 01:00:41,594
14,
1057
01:00:41,638 --> 01:00:43,030
13.
1058
01:00:43,074 --> 01:00:44,684
- Oh shit, we got to go.
1059
01:00:45,859 --> 01:00:46,991
Have a nice trip.
1060
01:00:47,034 --> 01:00:49,036
See you next fall,
motherfuckers.
1061
01:00:49,080 --> 01:00:50,951
Let's roll. H'Yah!
1062
01:00:50,995 --> 01:00:52,474
- Six,
1063
01:00:52,518 --> 01:00:53,824
five,
1064
01:00:53,867 --> 01:00:55,042
four,
1065
01:00:55,086 --> 01:00:56,391
three,
[monster growl]
1066
01:00:56,435 --> 01:00:57,741
two,
1067
01:00:57,784 --> 01:00:59,133
one,
1068
01:00:59,177 --> 01:01:00,004
zero.
1069
01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:02,441
Adieu.
1070
01:01:04,530 --> 01:01:06,358
- And you can cut all your hair
off.
1071
01:01:06,401 --> 01:01:07,664
But you're still the same
1072
01:01:08,534 --> 01:01:10,710
disappointed person that you
always were,
1073
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:12,930
you know what I mean?
1074
01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,845
[space ship powering up]
1075
01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:15,715
Holy shit!
1076
01:01:17,412 --> 01:01:19,153
[space ship siren blasts]
1077
01:01:20,851 --> 01:01:22,722
What the fuck?
1078
01:01:22,766 --> 01:01:23,941
What the fuck?!
1079
01:01:27,509 --> 01:01:30,251
[loud explosion]
1080
01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,739
That Massa Pad's a fuckin'
spaceship?
1081
01:01:39,783 --> 01:01:42,002
Did you get the shit?
- Yeah, we got the shit.
1082
01:01:44,178 --> 01:01:46,920
[chimezies ringing-a-do'n]
1083
01:01:53,753 --> 01:01:56,408
- What the H just happened?
1084
01:01:56,451 --> 01:01:59,672
- I wasn't D-U-N yet.
1085
01:01:59,716 --> 01:02:01,021
- Neither was I.
1086
01:02:06,723 --> 01:02:07,811
- Finally.
1087
01:02:07,854 --> 01:02:09,029
Feel like I've been waitin' for
hours.
1088
01:02:11,815 --> 01:02:14,774
- Well done, my JTRO.
1089
01:02:14,818 --> 01:02:17,734
Though we will never physically
meet,
1090
01:02:17,777 --> 01:02:21,955
our pathzies have been evz
interconnected.
1091
01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:26,699
The sacra-F's we all made
led you to right here.
1092
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:27,744
Right now.
1093
01:02:29,397 --> 01:02:33,140
This may not be the last time
your abilities are called upon
1094
01:02:33,184 --> 01:02:35,273
to save your peeps.
1095
01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,188
[magical chime]
1096
01:02:39,581 --> 01:02:44,456
This HRS of peace may not last.
1097
01:02:44,499 --> 01:02:47,502
But that does not mean
you should jack yourself
1098
01:02:47,546 --> 01:02:50,244
of enjoying this mome-y-do
you've earned.
1099
01:02:53,682 --> 01:02:55,162
[flames burning]
1100
01:02:57,251 --> 01:03:00,777
The day's come for you
to re-mem and re-flek
1101
01:03:00,820 --> 01:03:03,692
on all the shit you've gone
through.
1102
01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:05,956
All the faily-dos,
1103
01:03:07,000 --> 01:03:08,436
all the victories,
1104
01:03:09,307 --> 01:03:13,833
all the experiencies that
have led you to right heres,
1105
01:03:14,747 --> 01:03:16,662
right nows.
1106
01:03:16,705 --> 01:03:19,056
And you'll refreshifie
1107
01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:24,061
knowing you've finally solved
the riddle of RE-NINJ, JTRO.
1108
01:03:25,410 --> 01:03:28,848
When your Rage is Extinguished,
1109
01:03:28,892 --> 01:03:33,810
Nothing's Impossible on
this Neverending Journey.
1110
01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:38,031
Where booze will no longer be
a necessity, but a pleasure.
1111
01:03:39,641 --> 01:03:43,907
And yes, everything will change.
1112
01:03:43,950 --> 01:03:47,693
But y'all's future is
finally y'all's to make
1113
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:49,738
wherevz you choose.
1114
01:03:51,479 --> 01:03:54,482
The FP isn't a place, my TRO.
1115
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,529
It's a fam.
1116
01:03:57,572 --> 01:04:01,054
And no matter what
happens or wherevz you go,
1117
01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:03,013
the FP,
1118
01:04:04,318 --> 01:04:06,843
FP is 4Evz.
1119
01:04:08,540 --> 01:04:11,456
[epic synth music]
1120
01:04:31,084 --> 01:04:33,782
[rock music]
1121
01:04:33,826 --> 01:04:36,698
♪ I have lived your life
1122
01:04:36,742 --> 01:04:39,658
♪ Full of possibilities
1123
01:04:39,701 --> 01:04:42,443
♪ I left my love behind
1124
01:04:42,487 --> 01:04:45,620
♪ I got the past in front of me
♪
1125
01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:48,841
♪ I see it in your eyes
1126
01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:51,800
♪ You are your own enemy
1127
01:04:51,844 --> 01:04:54,673
♪ This is your time
1128
01:04:54,716 --> 01:04:57,850
♪ Come on and meet your destiny
♪
1129
01:04:57,894 --> 01:05:00,635
♪ No guts, no glory
1130
01:05:00,679 --> 01:05:03,769
♪ This is still your fight
1131
01:05:03,812 --> 01:05:06,554
♪ Baby hear my promise
1132
01:05:06,598 --> 01:05:09,775
♪ It's gonna be all right
1133
01:05:09,818 --> 01:05:12,778
♪ You can face the future
1134
01:05:12,821 --> 01:05:17,826
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1135
01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,703
♪ When the action calls
1136
01:05:24,746 --> 01:05:27,575
♪ Take your fears and bury them
♪
1137
01:05:27,619 --> 01:05:30,622
♪ Cause when you take that fall
♪
1138
01:05:30,665 --> 01:05:33,755
♪ You gotta get back up again
1139
01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:36,715
♪ Back against the wall
1140
01:05:36,758 --> 01:05:39,718
♪ And the world is crumbling
1141
01:05:39,761 --> 01:05:42,634
♪ You're not alone
1142
01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:45,767
♪ This is the day of reckoning
1143
01:05:45,811 --> 01:05:48,596
♪ No guts, no glory
1144
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,730
♪ This is still your fight
1145
01:05:51,773 --> 01:05:54,559
♪ Baby hear my promise
1146
01:05:54,602 --> 01:05:57,779
♪ It's gonna be all right
1147
01:05:57,823 --> 01:06:00,652
♪ You can face the future
1148
01:06:00,695 --> 01:06:05,352
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1149
01:06:08,747 --> 01:06:11,968
[rock music continues]
1150
01:07:05,412 --> 01:07:08,459
♪ I see it in your eyes
1151
01:07:08,502 --> 01:07:11,505
♪ You are your own enemy
1152
01:07:11,549 --> 01:07:14,291
♪ This is your time
1153
01:07:14,334 --> 01:07:19,339
♪ Come on and meet your destiny
♪
1154
01:07:23,604 --> 01:07:26,346
♪ No guts, no glory
1155
01:07:26,390 --> 01:07:29,349
♪ This is still your fight
1156
01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:32,309
♪ Baby hear my promise
1157
01:07:32,352 --> 01:07:35,529
♪ It's gonna be all right
1158
01:07:35,573 --> 01:07:38,402
♪ Rewrite your story
1159
01:07:38,445 --> 01:07:41,405
♪ Take back what's right
1160
01:07:41,448 --> 01:07:44,364
♪ You you see the answer
1161
01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:47,541
♪ You got it in your sight
1162
01:07:47,585 --> 01:07:50,327
♪ No guts, no glory
1163
01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:53,373
♪ This is still your fight
1164
01:07:53,417 --> 01:07:56,289
♪ Baby hear my promise
1165
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:59,466
♪ It's gonna be all right
1166
01:07:59,510 --> 01:08:02,426
♪ You can face the future
1167
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:07,126
♪ With the rage still burning
inside ♪
1168
01:08:21,792 --> 01:08:25,057
[synth music]
1169
01:12:13,154 --> 01:12:15,505
[distant siren]
1170
01:12:19,857 --> 01:12:22,338
[mechanical whirring]
1171
01:12:27,517 --> 01:12:30,563
[eerie music]
1172
01:13:15,913 --> 01:13:20,396
[eerie music intensifies]
1173
01:13:25,923 --> 01:13:30,406
[explosion]
1174
01:13:33,191 --> 01:13:35,628
[mechanical whirring]
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