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(neon buzzing)
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-(line straining)
-(grunting)
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-Huh?
-Hello.
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(screams)
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(theme song playing)
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* Supervillain,
ahead of his time *
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* Incredibly handsome genius,
criminal mastermind *
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* But now he's all cleaned up
and fighting crime *
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* A superhero that
you stream online *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it feels good
to be good this time *
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* It's Megamind *
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* Oh, it's Megamind *
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* Rules! *
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-(dramatic music playing)
-(hissing)
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Machiavillain:
I am born anew!
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You've served me well,
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my sad, pathetic little puppies.
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And now,
as we're about to deliver
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our devilish main course,
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it's time for the flourish!
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As I once told
my little blue pupil,
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the key to supervillainy is...
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presentation!
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-(Syndicate applauds, cheers)
-Thank you.
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Thank you.
N-No, you're too kind.
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Ooh! I almost forgot
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how beautiful I am.
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You look great.
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I said I almost forgot,
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but your sniveling
platitude is noted.
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When you're reborn, it's like
you're seeing and smelling
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and hearing everything
for the first time.
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(gasps)
Music! I need music!
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(clicking, beep)
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(electro-pop music playing)
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I said music.
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Something with style,
not ear torture.
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-(beep)
-(glam rock music playing)
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Oh... Mm...
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Pardon, but was zere a point
to all of zis?
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Yeah. When do we get to the part
where we destroy Megamind?
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Trying to simply
destroy Megamind
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is where you've all failed.
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We need to do more than that.
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We have to destroy
who he thinks he's become.
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-(typing)
-It's time to put
Metro City's hero
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to the test!
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-(marching band playing)
-We're here at
City Hall Plaza,
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where citizens are gathered
to celebrate Comet Day.
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Can you believe it?
The Metro City Comet.
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This only happens
once every hundred years!
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Yeah, that's... something.
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A whole day of festivities
are planned
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with Mayor Roxanne Ritchi
presiding.
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Hooray for the mayor!
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I know her!
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-We all know her, Chum.
-Excuse me,
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but somebody doesn't seem to be
in the proper spirit
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to watch a 10-mile-wide
chunk of ice, dust,
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and small rocky particles
pass by the Earth.
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Sorry, I-I just got a lot
on my mind today.
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Well, Dr. Chum's advice clinic
just happens to be open!
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-Come on, let's rap.
-Uh, okay.
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It'd be easier
if I just come out and say it,
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so hold any comments
and questions
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for after I'm done
getting it all out.
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You got it.
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I kind of gave
Megamind's binky away.
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You gave Megamind's binky away?!
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A-Ahem. Sorry.
That was a comment,
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and I apologize.
Please, go on.
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-(sad music playing)
-To Machiavillain.
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Machiavillain's back?!
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Oops. That was a question.
I'm really bad at this.
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But we need to tell Sir
as soon as possible!
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It was my mistake.
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I need to be the one
to tell him. Promise me, Chum.
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-Oh boy.
-(dramatic crescendo)
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(annoyed crowd chatter)
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Not too late
to get someone
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a little more surprising
as our surprise guest.
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Even you have to admit,
people love Megamind.
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People also love
playing with baboons.
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That is, until nature
takes its course.
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Well, my blue guy
hasn't let us down yet.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's my proud duty
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to introduce today's guest
and my good friend,
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-Megamind.
-(applause, crowd cheering)
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-(triumphant music)
-Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
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-Megamind! Megamind...
-(sighs)
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Where is he?
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(crowd chanting on TV)
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(yawns) I slept like
a handsome log last night.
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Oh, Sir, you're just in time
to see your entrance.
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Wait a second. You're supposed
to be at the comet ceremony!
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(spits) That was today?!
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I have to get down there!
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Chum, where's my good cape?
The black one!
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-It's with all
the other black ones.
-Megamind: Got it!
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(panting)
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(yelps, grunts)
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Ahem.
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I know you're in a hurry,
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but I need
to tell you something.
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Keiko,
I'm already late for an event
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and what's sure to be
an epic Roxanne brow-beating.
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It really can't wait!
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-Keiko, I really
don't have time for--
-(beeping)
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-(gasps)
-Well, well, well, if it isn't
my formerly prized pupil.
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-Machiavillain!
-(dramatic music playing)
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It can't be.
I thought you were--
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Machiavillain (on TV):
Defeated?
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Destroyed?
Didn't I teach you
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that it's impossible to keep
a truly bad villain down?
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I'm here to find inspiration
for my next evil project.
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And here you are,
my megamuse.
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Well, maybe you haven't heard,
but I'm not a villain anymore.
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Yes. I can't tell you
how disappointed I was to hear
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that you're now batting
for the losing team.
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Justice might lose a game
here and there,
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but we make up for it
in the off-season.
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The off-season is
for exhibition games,
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but this is the finals,
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and I'm heavily favored to win.
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It doesn't matter
if you win or lose!
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It's how well you play the game!
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Then, why even bother
keeping score?
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Because! Uh...
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-Ha-ha! Gotcha!
-Goh!
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Chum, what's happening?
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It's almost as if Sir
is at a loss for words.
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Blast him!
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He knows sports metaphors
have never been my strong suit.
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Machiavillain:
I came here to help you,
Megamind.
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You're caught in an upward
spiral of goodness,
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and I came to drag you back down
to where you belong.
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Where life is simpler,
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and you don't have to think
about things like rules
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-or setting a good example
for the kiddies.
-Huh?
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(snickering)
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Get to the point, Machiavillain.
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Machiavillain:
I came to offer you a choice.
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Return to villainy and be
welcomed back with open arms,
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or continue
this heroic silliness
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and face the ultimate challenge.
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I choose heroic silliness!
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Then know this.
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What happens next is on you.
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-(lights click)
-(dramatic music playing)
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And now, it's time
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for evil's favorite game show...
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Audience (on TV):
"Who Wants To Save A City?"
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(audience cheering)
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The rules are simple.
Megamind,
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you have one hour to pass
three heroic trials
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hidden throughout the city.
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For each, you'll be given
only one clue to its location.
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If you stop all three,
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I will leave in peace!
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If you lose, it will mean
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utter destruction
of Metro City.
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(audience, Megamind gasp)
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Are you ready to see
how good of a hero
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-you really are?
-(applause)
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-Ready, set, go!
-(timer beeping)
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Time's wasting, Sir!
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**
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Keiko, stay here.
Machiavillain is
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the most dangerous individual
I've ever known.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I owe
that guy some payback.
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-Payback?
-I mean...
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I just don't like bullies.
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Sir, I think we need
to tell Keiko
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the truth about Machiavillain.
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(sighs) You're right, Chum,
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but I need to be
the one to tell her.
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-Promise me.
-(sad music playing)
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Why does everyone trust me
with their secrets
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when I hate keeping them?
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Roxanne (on phone): You better
have an amazing
non-sleep-related excuse
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-for not being here.
-Roxanne,
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I don't have time to apologize.
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We're in the midst of
a deadly game of cat and mouse!
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-(sighs)
-Ready for the first clue?
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-(all scream)
-(tires screech)
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How on Earth did you
hack my watch?!
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Clue number one.
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The world is your oyster,
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but when is it in
your living room?
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Hm. Clock's ticking!
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-Ciao!
-(beep)
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Ugh, first sports,
now shellfish trivia?
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He's hitting all my weak areas.
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Keiko:
The world is your oyster...
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(gasps) The Oyster Nebula!
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It's a space cloud,
but also part of
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the Metro Comet's route.
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We learned about this in school.
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Okay, but then where
do living rooms come in?
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Must be something
everybody has in theirs.
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Not alligator pits,
not particle accelerators...
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Wait! Televisions!
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And the comet is being broadcast
live from the observatory!
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-Step on it, Chum!
-You got it, Sir!
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(car engine roaring)
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**
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-Hm. Nothing looks
to be amiss, Sir.
-(birds chirping)
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Megamind:
That's what worries me.
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Keiko, you're with me.
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(soft music playing)
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So, this Machiavillain guy.
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Uh, yes. He taught me everything
I know about being evil.
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But, I wanted to tell you...
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Yeah, you told me already.
But, I wanted to tell you--
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But, did I tell you
I had to defeat him
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to become a supervillain?
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Yes! You kicked his butt once,
so you can do it again.
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-But, I really--
-Actually, the truth is--
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(whirring)
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Does that guy seem
a little off to you?
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-(dramatic crescendo)
-Almost as if he's...
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Hypnotized!
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-(Pierre laughing)
-(dramatic music playing)
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Bonjour, Monsieur Megamind!
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Pierre Pressure!
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I thought I smelled snails.
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It's escargot.
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I had them for lunch,
and they were magnifique.
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(kiss, laughter)
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He must be planning to use
the newsfeed.
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With everyone at the plaza
watching the ceremony,
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he could hypnotize
all of Metro City at once!
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Ze poisson-companion
is correct!
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-(whirring)
-Your show's about
to be canceled.
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Zat pea-shooter
might work on one Pierre,
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but what about...
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Pierres:
Multiple Pierres?
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-(zapping)
-(Pierres laughing)
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Oldest villain trick
in the book.
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You zap the one in the middle!
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-Piece of cake.
-(laughing)
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-(zapping)
-Keiko: More like 100 cakes!
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I can't find the middle
if they don't stay still!
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Sir, may I recommend
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the De-Gun's new
rapid-fire setting?
247
00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:04,270
Right!
248
00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:05,397
Ha, ha!
249
00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:06,898
Take that! Whoa!
250
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:09,317
-(rapid gunfire)
-(Pierres yelp)
251
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,735
(Megamind yelling)
252
00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:12,237
-Look out!
-Take cover!
253
00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,072
-(both grunt)
-(yelling continues)
254
00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:15,573
-(zapping stops)
-(Megamind sighs)
255
00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,909
(groans)
256
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:20,787
What happened?
Was I victorious?
257
00:10:20,912 --> 00:10:23,248
Looks like you
debilitated him, Sir!
258
00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,709
Vive la France. (groans)
259
00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:28,920
Keiko:
Also looks like you
debilitated the telescope.
260
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,339
-(rock music ringtone)
-Ollo?
261
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,799
Don't "ollo" me.
262
00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:34,592
First, you don't show up
to the event,
263
00:10:34,718 --> 00:10:36,052
and now, the comet feed is down,
264
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:37,804
which I'm assuming
has something to do with you!
265
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,973
-(zap)
-Oh, bravo!
266
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,766
Sorry, Roxie.
Gotta take this.
267
00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:43,810
Time for clue number two.
268
00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:46,396
What a villain seeks
to rule over all,
269
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:49,983
when it is lost,
darkness will fall.
270
00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:52,527
-Much success to you.
-(beep)
271
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,947
He says that,
but I'm not so sure he means it.
272
00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,323
The first part
of the clue is easy.
273
00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,909
Villains always seek
the same thing.
274
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:01,453
-Power.
-A spa day!
275
00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:04,247
I mean, power!
You're probably right, Sir.
276
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,833
But, what kind of power
could make darkness fall?
277
00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,085
-Roxanne (on phone):
It's the power station!
-(all yell)
278
00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,254
-You're still here?
-Roxanne: Still here!
279
00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:13,256
And who was that
you were talking to?
280
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,383
Thanks for the help, Roxie.
We'll explain later.
281
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,509
**
282
00:11:16,634 --> 00:11:18,470
-Floor it, Chum!
-(tires squeal)
283
00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,221
(car engine roaring)
284
00:11:20,555 --> 00:11:22,349
(tires squeal)
285
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,144
-Huh.
Everything looks quiet here.
-(wind blowing)
286
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,395
(thunder cracks)
287
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:29,814
Lady Doppler:
Beware of a flash flood...
288
00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,608
of lightning!
289
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:34,194
(zapping, whirring)
290
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,570
(yells)
291
00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,906
(all yelp)
292
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,116
You're just in time to see me
293
00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:43,453
destroy Metro City
with its own power!
294
00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:47,207
Keiko, you distract Doppler
with some trash talking.
295
00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,668
-I've got an idea.
-(dramatic crescendo)
296
00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,212
Hey, Doppler!
You know there's no such thing
297
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,838
as a flash flood
of lightning, right?
298
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:57,384
Well, if it isn't
Megamind's kid sidekick.
299
00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:59,636
Why don't you go back
to the clubhouse?
300
00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:00,970
Adults are talking.
301
00:12:01,096 --> 00:12:04,015
Yet, I'm the only one
not in a funny costume.
302
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:07,102
You're making me rethink
my no-zapping-kids policy.
303
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:10,271
I've seen your aim.
(laughs) I ain't sweatin'.
304
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,483
-Oh, you little...
-(Chum grunting, struggling)
305
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:16,444
-Time for a fish-monkey fry.
-(whirring, zapping)
306
00:12:17,112 --> 00:12:18,780
-Thirsty?
-(blast)
307
00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:20,115
(grunts)
308
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,992
Water and electricity don't mix,
do they?
309
00:12:23,118 --> 00:12:24,744
-(whirring)
-(groans)
310
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:27,288
-(yelling)
-(zapping)
311
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:29,708
**
312
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,251
-Time to bolt!
-Ah!
313
00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:32,669
-(all panting)
-(whirring)
314
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,004
(all scream)
315
00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,300
I just wanna thank our sponsor
for today's festivities.
316
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,845
-(glitching)
-Mr. Minion's Meat-sicles.
317
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,180
-(whirring down)
-(crowd gasps, murmurs)
318
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:45,932
Power's out across the city.
319
00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:49,561
It's gonna be one of those
crazy Metro City days, isn't it?
320
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,230
-(groaning)
-(fizzling)
321
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,733
How's that for a flash flood?
322
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,735
Nice callback, Keiko.
323
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,695
(clanking)
324
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,322
Unfortunately, it looks like
the city's entire power grid
325
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:02,365
is fried, Sir.
326
00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:05,160
The good news is
we're two for three.
327
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,288
Yes, it's been a lot easier
than expected.
328
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,749
Which is not like
Machiavillain at all.
329
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:11,916
(beeping)
330
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:15,045
Oh, what
an inspirational testament
331
00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,838
to the power of teamwork.
332
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:20,633
It's now time to play
for the fate of the city!
333
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:24,346
Clue number three.
You've done well
and played like a whiz.
334
00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:28,475
As for the last location,
it's where your heart is.
335
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,102
I believe the old saying goes,
336
00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,229
"Home is where the heart is."
337
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,190
He's going after the lair.
338
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,151
With the grid shut down,
so is our security system!
339
00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:40,195
(Behemoth growls, grunts)
340
00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,905
Ugh!
341
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:44,908
The smell of goodness in here
has to go.
342
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:48,286
Nighty-Knight:
Ahem! Megamind's computer
isn't going to work
343
00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:49,954
with the city's power out.
344
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,749
The lair's emergency backup
generators should be kicking in
345
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,585
in three, two, one.
346
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,212
(beep, whir)
347
00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:59,714
Brainbot:
Intruder alert. Intruder alert.
348
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,965
Intruder alert...
349
00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,551
Nighty-Knight:
Uh, sir?
350
00:14:03,677 --> 00:14:07,472
Now, all that was once
Megamind's belongs to me.
351
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,431
(laughing)
352
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:09,683
Brainbot:
Intrud--
353
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,643
(Machiavillain laughs)
354
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,145
A much better color on you.
355
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,648
-(brainbots whir)
-Fly, my pretties!
356
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,025
Go make some mischief.
357
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:21,236
-(maniacal laugh)
-(dramatic crescendo)
358
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,781
-(people screaming)
-(brainbots whir)
359
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:28,034
(siren blaring)
360
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,202
Chum:
What's going on?
361
00:14:29,703 --> 00:14:32,205
Machiavillain must now
have access to the lair!
362
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,998
He's turned the brainbots
against us!
363
00:14:34,124 --> 00:14:37,544
Keiko:
Not just us! They're committing
crimes all over the city!
364
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,838
-(people screaming)
-We've got to
shut them down fast!
365
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,381
Sir, the brainbots
are controlled
366
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:43,341
by the lair's
transmitter antenna.
367
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:45,427
If we can knock it out...
368
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,971
It'll turn off all
the brainbots at once!
369
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:51,349
-(rustling)
-(sighs) Why are there so many
menus in here? Ah!
370
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,643
-Found it!
-The remote to
the laser satellite!
371
00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:54,936
Brilliant, Sir!
372
00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,564
The satellite fires
with pinpoint accuracy.
373
00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,482
I should be able
to take out the antenna
374
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,609
-while leaving the rest
of the lair intact.
-(beep)
375
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,862
-Machiavillain: Well, Megamind.
-(all scream)
376
00:15:03,987 --> 00:15:05,405
Thank you for playing,
377
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,658
but I'm afraid
you've lost the game.
378
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:10,910
Au contraire, mon frere.
379
00:15:11,036 --> 00:15:14,205
You see, I've learned a few new
things since Villainy Shool.
380
00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:17,375
-The bad guys always lose.
-(beep)
381
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,503
-(dramatic music playing)
-(satellite clicking)
382
00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:22,047
(laser whirring)
383
00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:24,924
(blast)
384
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,886
-We did it!
-(Keiko and Chum cheer)
385
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:30,180
(Machiavillain laughs)
386
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,890
Oh, Megamind.
387
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,100
While you were distracted
with the brainbots,
388
00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:36,770
I reprogrammed
your targeting system!
389
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,147
-(whirring, zap)
-Instead of destroying
the transmitter,
390
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:42,233
your laser knocked
the comet off course,
391
00:15:42,359 --> 00:15:44,361
causing it to head
straight towards
392
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:46,738
-Metro City!
-(dramatic crescendo)
393
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:54,245
Everyone, remain calm!
394
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,164
Megamind will know what to do!
395
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,167
I have no idea what to do!
396
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,628
I'm sure all hope
isn't lost, Sir.
397
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,338
Oh, really?
Did you not notice
398
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,049
the giant comet
about to obliterate the city?
399
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:08,843
It just seemed like something
I should say right now.
400
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,095
I mean, look at that thing.
401
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,221
-(rumbling)
-It's huge.
402
00:16:11,346 --> 00:16:14,349
It's a hero problem
way above my power grade.
403
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:18,019
Oh, Machiavillain played me
like a blue fiddle.
404
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:20,522
No! He can't win!
405
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:22,816
Can't you just beat him
like you did last time?
406
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:23,942
**
407
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:27,445
Time to tell her
the whole story, Sir.
408
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,406
I...
409
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:32,909
I never intentionally
defeated Machiavillain.
410
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,497
-What do you mean?
-When I was a student,
411
00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,916
I accidentally
left the gamma chamber on
412
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,418
while heating a burrito.
413
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,961
I came back from an errand
414
00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,256
to find Machiavillain's
entire fortress burned to ashes.
415
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,757
I'm not proud of it,
416
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:51,011
but I took credit
for destroying my master.
417
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:54,723
And on that lie, I went from
being an ordinary villain
418
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,850
to a super one.
419
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,019
There's gotta be something
you haven't thought of yet.
420
00:16:59,144 --> 00:17:00,729
Can't we just use the satellite
421
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:03,356
to re-divert the comet
away from the city?
422
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:06,234
It takes too long
to warm up between shots.
423
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,528
What about the De-Gun?
424
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,198
It's not powerful enough.
I'd have to, I don't know,
425
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,700
run it through
the cold fusion generator
426
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,201
of the Invisible Car
or something,
427
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,328
but that's still a long shot.
428
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,497
A long shot is still a chance!
429
00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,291
**
430
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,376
(crowd murmuring)
431
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,045
-(car honking)
-(crowd cheering)
432
00:17:25,170 --> 00:17:28,631
-(tires squeal)
-Crowd: Megamind! Megamind!
433
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,258
We're here to save the day,
434
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,260
but we're going to need
everyone's help.
435
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,471
Let's move like
we have a porpoise, people.
436
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:37,724
(rock music playing)
437
00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:39,809
(click, whirring)
438
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,270
(click, whir)
439
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:46,358
(click, whir)
440
00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,401
Crowd:
Megamind! Megamind!
441
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,028
-He's gonna do it!
-You can do it!
442
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:51,946
Kick that flying rock's butt!
443
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:53,448
Hey, comet!
444
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,950
-(whirring up)
-This one's for the dinosaurs.
445
00:17:56,076 --> 00:17:56,910
Ah!
446
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:57,952
(grunts)
447
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:01,915
(zooming)
448
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,042
(blast)
449
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:07,962
(hopeful crescendo)
450
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,965
-(crowd gasps, murmurs)
-(dramatic music playing)
451
00:18:13,134 --> 00:18:15,512
You have a plan B, right?
452
00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,014
That was B through Z.
453
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:21,017
-(sad music playing)
-I'm sorry. I failed, Roxanne.
454
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:24,854
(fiery rumbling)
455
00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,565
(confused murmuring)
456
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,652
Since this is the end,
457
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:34,155
there's something I regret
never telling you.
458
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,824
What is it?
459
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:38,410
You are...
460
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:41,121
Machiavillain:
Fear not, citizens!
461
00:18:41,246 --> 00:18:43,873
-(confused gasps)
-Machiavillain is here!
462
00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,418
(dramatic music playing)
463
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:50,005
(beep, whirring)
464
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,882
My binky?
465
00:18:53,008 --> 00:18:57,012
One moment while I take care of
this small problem of yours.
466
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,847
(blast)
467
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:03,309
-(whirring)
-Ah-ha!
468
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,854
(zapping)
469
00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,272
(rumbling)
470
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,398
(cracking)
471
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,988
(whirring)
472
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,990
-(both gasp)
-(zap)
473
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,870
(explosion)
474
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,539
(stones clatter)
475
00:19:26,458 --> 00:19:29,461
Citizens!
From this day forward,
476
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,422
you will fear no more!
477
00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:36,718
-(excited chatter)
-Metro City's true hero
has arrived.
478
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:40,138
-(crowd cheering)
-Finally, a real hero
to save us!
479
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:44,476
(sad music playing)
480
00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:50,023
(panting) Oh, Sir.
481
00:19:50,148 --> 00:19:52,108
We've been looking all over
the city for you!
482
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:55,570
(sighs) I'm just admiring
the symbolism.
483
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,238
It's my own fault,
484
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,408
thinking for a moment
I was smart enough to beat him.
485
00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:04,037
Actually, it's my fault.
486
00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,415
Oh, that's nice of you
to say, but--
487
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:09,709
No, it's literally my fault!
488
00:20:09,834 --> 00:20:11,836
That's what I've been
trying to tell you!
489
00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,214
I gave Machiavillain your binky.
490
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,674
**
491
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:17,425
Why would you do that, Keiko?
492
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:21,721
When you wouldn't train me,
I wanted to prove myself.
493
00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:23,348
I pretended to join
the Doom Syndicate
494
00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,558
to find out
what they were planning.
495
00:20:25,684 --> 00:20:27,769
Machiavillain tricked me
into stealing it.
496
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:31,439
The binky is the last thing
I have from my home world.
497
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:33,400
It's a source of unlimited power
498
00:20:33,525 --> 00:20:35,944
that I don't even
totally understand.
499
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,197
I wouldn't blame you if you
never wanted to see me again.
500
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:41,491
I'm nothin' but trouble.
501
00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:44,119
-(sniffling)
-(sad music playing)
502
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:47,414
Megamind:
That's the last thing I want.
503
00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:50,667
Machiavillain tricked us both.
504
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,087
Besides, I've always had
a soft spot for trouble.
505
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,340
(sentimental music playing)
506
00:20:57,465 --> 00:20:58,925
(bike horn ringtone)
507
00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,219
Oh. A press conference
just started.
508
00:21:02,262 --> 00:21:04,431
Machiavillain (on video):
I regret to inform everyone
509
00:21:04,556 --> 00:21:07,350
that it was Megamind
who is responsible
510
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,977
for this near catastrophe.
511
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,562
(crowd gasps)
512
00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:15,150
Yes, it appears that he's
returned to his old evil ways.
513
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,152
-(beep)
-Behold!
514
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:19,654
-(zapping)
-First, he neutralized
the observatory,
515
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,157
which would have acted
as an early warning system.
516
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,617
-(static)
-Then, he destroyed
the power grid
517
00:21:24,743 --> 00:21:27,537
to disable
any emergency response.
518
00:21:27,662 --> 00:21:31,583
-(static)
-Next, he unleashed
his brainbots upon the city,
519
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:34,461
giving him just the distraction
he needed to use
520
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,464
his own satellite
to divert the comet
521
00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:40,508
-right toward Metro City.
-(rumbling)
522
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,887
Oh, it's all lies!
All of it!
523
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:46,431
Machiavillain's specialty.
524
00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:50,143
(scared crowd chatter)
525
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,855
Now, now. I know
how shocking this must be.
526
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,567
It's never easy to see someone
so noble fall from grace.
527
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:00,153
Perhaps our courageous mayor
528
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:02,697
will have comforting
words for us all.
529
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:09,287
Though I question with my
whole heart these accusations,
530
00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,664
the evidence is overwhelming.
531
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,751
I have no choice
but to declare Megamind
532
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:17,295
public enemy number one.
533
00:22:17,420 --> 00:22:20,048
(crowd gasps)
534
00:22:20,173 --> 00:22:22,550
-(dramatic music playing)
-(clang)
535
00:22:22,676 --> 00:22:24,803
(whirring down)
536
00:22:26,096 --> 00:22:30,100
It's over.
Machiavillain's won.
537
00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,060
Not quite yet, Ol' Chum.
538
00:22:33,311 --> 00:22:34,312
(beeping)
539
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:36,898
We still have one card
left to play.
540
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,692
**
541
00:22:38,817 --> 00:22:40,527
We have to find...
542
00:22:40,652 --> 00:22:42,737
-Metro Man.
-(dramatic crescendo)
543
00:22:44,489 --> 00:22:47,367
(dramatic music playing)
544
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:49,577
**
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