All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S02E16 - Say It With Bullets (1080p x265 EDGE2020).eng

(male narrator)
In 1972, a crack commando unit

was sent to prison
by a military court

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security
stockade

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government,

they survive as
soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[gun firing]

(Shaw)
I thought you were
supposed to be

a big, fancy,
hotshot weapons dealer.

What, you got some
kind of weird conscience?

(Shaw)
Is that it?

Suit yourself, man.

Just as long as you can
get us enough weapons

to make the 6:00 news
start at 5:00.

I have what you need,
what you do with them
is your business.

I make no judgments.
Yeah?

Where do you
get them from?

You want them or don't you?

Well, you've got to understand
there are other sellers.

Not with what I've got.

You want the best,
we do my terms, my price.

When I'm ready.

You better start getting
your money together.

There are other buyers.

[sighs]

Sir.

I want out.
I can't justify it

no matter how much
money's involved.

You want out?

I'll give you out.

Good morning.

Fraulein,you are obscuring
the configuration.

What?

You're blocking the bones.

Oh.

[sighs]

You know,
my brother used to draw.

Huh?

What was his name?

Paul.

Have you seen anyone
waiting around here?

No, no one.

Oh, I'm sorry
I interrupted you.

I came here for help.

But I think someone's
playing games with me.

I love games.

Especially when I know

the cards
everybody else is holding.

[inaudible]

Eyeball, this is Da Vinci.
Any loose Feds
around out there?

(Murdock)
Hello, hello, Wally?

This is the Murdock.

Gee. Uh, gee,

th-there's not a whole lot
going on out here.

Somebody who looked
like Lumpy just went by,
but that's about all--

Give me this thing.
All clear, Hannibal.
Nobody followed her.

(B.A.)
But this here fool thinks
he's a 1950s TV star.

I'm gonna cancel
him out for good.

(Hannibal)
Just relax, B.A.,
and keep watch.

Yeah. As long as I don't
have to watch him.

Leave It to Murdock,fool.

What did all that mean?

It meant
the A-Team just doesn't meet
a dish who's in the US Army

without knowing she is
who she says she is.

I'm Hannibal Smith.

And I'm Templeton Peck.

Everybody's got
an angle these days,
know what I mean?

I'll watch the hallway.

We thought you were okay
after you talked

to the pretzel vendor
on Redondo Pier.

He told us about
your brother's murder.

You already know
about his murder?

You and the pretzel man
must have had a long talk.

We're close.

What else did he tell you?

There was some
arms trafficking
on the US Army base

that you and your
brother were stationed at.

And that before his death,

your brother was
scheduled to drive

the stolen hardware
off the base.

Paul got scared.

He wanted out.

Great reason to kill somebody,
huh?

Just a crazy thing.
I mean, I can't even go to
the base commander

because I don't know
if he's in on it.

That's why I came to you.

Do you know who
actually supervised
the moving of the weapons?

Lt. Mason Harnett.

He works in
the base armory office.

The armory. Perfect.

He live on the base or off?

He's got
a house off the base.

We'll run the address down.

Does that mean
you're gonna help me?

Lady,

a lot of people got
some funny ideas about us,

including the US Army.

But when some sleaze
like Harnett comes along

stealing Army weapons
and murdering people
in the process,

we're as patriotic
as the Pentagon.

Consider yourself helped.

You just hired the A-Team.

Thank you.

[birds twittering]

(Face)
I just love picking locks.

Eye-hand coordination,
you know?

Invaluable tools.

Let's go.

B.A., check out the front.

Murdock,
get the rest of the house.
Closets, drawers, everything.

(Face)
Regular stationary store.
This ought to be easy.

Guys, is it just me
or is this
an awfully nice house

for a lieutenant's salary?

Hey.

This guy's got another house.
At the beach.

Take a look at this.

Harnett hired a 10x15 space

at the U-Store-It-Warehouse
three days ago.

10x15. Plenty of room
for a lot of fire power. Huh?

Enough to do
anything you want.

Colonel,
something you ought to hear.

(Shaw's voice)
We're buying, Harnett.

Call us tomorrow at noon.

Don't miss it.

[answering machine beeps]

It's the weapons,
what are we going to do?

Get there first.

Hi. We're here to
take a look at number 86.

Name's Harnett.

Thanks.

[engine starts]

Come on, Face.
What happened to all that
eye-hand coordination?

I'm concentrating.

Don't rush genius.

Right under the freeway.
Interesting, uh?

[lock rattling]

Voila.

[whistling]

Exploding supermarket.

This stuff's got to be worth
a fortune on the street.

I wonder who
the customers are.

[guns firing]

Somebody's on
a shopping spree.

[tires screeching]

Well, Colonel, what now?

Now we're all
going to get back

in the United States
Army uniforms.

Fixing to mess
with the US Army.

We're in trouble now.

(Charlotte)
This makes no sense.

Why would Smith call me
and tell me the guns were here
if he'd just taken them.

He'd be pointing
the finger at himself.

Didn't expect them
to be easy marks, did you?

If they didn't take the guns,
who did?

Oh, they took the guns.
But not to run 'em.

He wants to use 'em
as evidence against Harnett.

You see, right now,
he believes what
you've told him, Corporal.

So he's fallen for
the trap we set for him.

He even told you
he was coming

to the base to get
the goods on Harnett.

That means I've held up
my end of the deal

that you came to me with,
Colonel.

I've delivered
the A-Team to you.

Now you hold up your end.

We'll get Harnett for
murdering your brother.

Just as soon as I get
the A-Team behind bars.

Listen, Hannibal,
there's about

100 reasons why I hate
this plan of yours.

But my biggest objection,

even bigger than my objection
of letting someone else
drive my Vette,

my biggest objection
is sending

the Golden Age
of Television here

to back up Tawnia
while she tries to scam

a piece of scuzzy luggage
like Harnett.

Thanks for your support,
O Facial one.

(Face)
I--I think it'd be
wise to send someone

to back her up
who is a little more jelled.

You know, other people
have feelings.

And they hear
these snide retorts.

And sometimes
they'd just like
to change your channel

and send that
crumbola attitude of yours

back to Mr. Rogers'
neck of the woods.
You know what I mean?

Um, channel changer,
Murdock?

Yeah, I mean,
it's usually for me.

You know, if I get tired
of Ozzie and Murdock

or I Love Murdockor...

I flip through the dial
and it's time for
Bachelor Murdock

or Have Murdock - Will Travel.

Like this:
"And now it's time
for the weather."

See what I mean?

I'm warning you, sucker.

Anymore of this TV talk,
I'll snap off
your rabbit ears for good.

Take it easy, B.A.
Get that bug for Tawnia?

Now you have to
plant that on Harnett.

(Hannibal)
As soon as you can.

Murdock will be
right around the corner.

I can hear everything
over the receiver in the van.

If he tries anything,
I'm all over him.

I'll even make
his brown eyes blue.

Remember, Harnett's supposed
to make that call at noon.

You got to get that
bug on him before that.

And you got to get in close.

Don't worry, guys.

I'll have
Harnett broadcasting
loud and clear.

(B.A.)
Hannibal, this is the
craziest plan you ever had.

In case you forgot,
the U.S. Army's looking for us

and you're just
waving a red flag.

(Hannibal)
Yeah, just like a matador.

Help you, sirs?

Col. Harrison Smith.

Pentagon Inventory Section.

Yes, sir.

[soldiers chanting]

Well, gentlemen,

into battle.

He says it
like it's a joke.

This ain't no joke, man.
This whole thing is crazy.

Hannibal, I can't
believe I let you talk me
into coming on this base.

Better close the door,
B.A.

Corporal Brown.

You're here?

Mmm. Trick or treat.

[chuckles]

Corporal Brown,
would you mind
showing us Harnett's office?

We're about to make him think
the Pentagon's
giving him a dry shave.

Of course,
Colonel, follow me.

(Shaw on phone)
Yeah, Harnett, you messed up.

You had visitors
at the warehouse.

We had to take
the stuff so we decided

to hang out at
your beach house.

By the way,
you're running out of food
down here.

[door opens]

Lt. Harnett?

Yes.
I'm Lt. Parks.

This is
Col. Harrison Swift.

Pentagon Inventory Section.

We've been sent here
to look through your files.

Sergeant Barker
will be examining them.

I believe, you know
Corporal Brown who has been
asked to show us around.

Let's see
the records.

Dismissed.
Colonel?

Dismissed, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

(B.A.)
Man seems to have a problem,
Hannibal.

They get like that
when they think

you've been
reading their mail.

We're gonna lose him.

We got someone on him
the minute
he goes out the gate.

(Murdock)
Now, remember,

this whole bag of
bulbs is like that episode
on Have Murdock - Will Travel

I was telling you about
where the bad guy

is galloping along on his horse.

And up rides this mystery chick

on a muscle bound palomino
called "Pucker-up-handsome."

Oh, yeah, I saw that, I think.

In fact, you were
real good in that one.

(Tawnia)
That's my cue.

Please don't
lose me, Murdock.

Gotcha.

[tires screeching]

Harnett just left the base.

They're in his office.

Good.

I want all gates sealed.

And I want a quadrant of men
around the perimeter
of this facility.

Over 70 square miles,
Colonel.

Underestimating the A-Team
is exactly the mistake

that allows them to
escape over and over.

And we're not
making that mistake.

Decker.

You are not
sending my command
any longer than necessary.

Now you call the Pentagon
anytime you like,

they will tell you
to stay out of my way.
That's what you better do.

[tires screeching]

* I love Murdock
and he loves me *

* And we're as happy
as we can be *

*[humming]

[mimicking Desi Arnaz]
Now, I told you, Murdock,

you are not
coming to the club

to meet Mr. Cesar Romero.

And that is the last word.

[brakes screeching]

I'm telling you, Hannibal,
these books are very sloppy.

Harnett couldn't hide it
if he was swiping

typewriter ribbons,
much less weapons.

We're gonna deliver him
wrapped in a bow.

Hey, Hannibal, look.

(Face)
How'd they know?

He was tipped.

Or it was a trap.

Or both.

(Face)
Oh, boy,
I hate situations like this.

You go in trying
to help mankind

and all of a sudden,
you realize

you're adjusting your halo
in a two-way mirror.

Smith. This is Decker.

Lady,
you are lucky I have manners.

You wouldn't like
to hear what I say
to people who lie to me.

It's over, Smith. You lost.

I was having such a nice day.

Don't worry,
he'll give us a minute
like he always does.

(Decker)
You've got 30 seconds
to give up your weapons

before we open fire.

Got to give him credit,
he's learning.

There's the warehouse, guys.
Lets see what's in it.

(Hannibal)
Hey, B.A.,
take a look at this.

[crashing]

Hannibal, what do you say
we get out of here,
before Decker decides

to fly a B-52
over this place?

Good point.

[explosion]

(Face)
Tear gas.

How convenient.

(Hannibal)
You guys grab
anything you like,

but don't shoot
the Army boys.

It's not their fault
they're there.

Corporal Brown, come with us.

[Charlotte coughing]

Take cover.

Hold your fire.
They've got Corporal Brown.

[explosion]

I want 'em and I want 'em bad.
Move out.

Now,

how big did you
say this base was?

75 square miles.

Well,

that's what I
call a real hideout.

Let's go, B.A.

[car doors closing]

[siren wailing]

I don't know, Hannibal.

Somehow I feel like
we might be sitting
right on the bull's-eye.

Oh, relax, Face.
The last place
they'd think to look

is the house that Decker
is staying in
while he's here.

I mean, people often overlook
what's right
under their nose.

Right, Charlotte?

You got
something to say, say it.

Okay, you ran us
into a buzz saw, why?

Decker promised
if I delivered you,
he'd deliver Harnett.

And Harnett did
really kill my brother.
That part was the truth.

You came down on
the wrong side, honey.

We could have got
Harnett for you.

[drawer rattling]

You didn't have to side up
with a shark like Decker.

Are you guys kidding?

Playing holier-than-thou
after you ripped off the guns

from Harnett's warehouse?

The guns?

If we took the guns,
why would we come here?

We could have just split.

Lady, if we don't have 'em
and you don't have 'em

and we know Decker
wouldn't steal them,
who does that leave?

[door opens]

What did you find,
Sergeant?

Gun collection in the den.
Big stereo, lots of records.

Hey, look at this:

(both)
Sounds of War.

Col. Decker, sir?

[panting]
Telephone, sir.

Who is it?

He says his name
is Col. Smith.
Says you know him.

Trace it.
Yes, sir.

Decker here.

Hello, Decker, how's tricks?

Get smart, Smith.

You and your people
are at the bottom of a well.

The only way up is past me.

Anything you say, C.D.

But just thought
you'd ought to know

you're chasing
the wrong guys.

Harnett's got the guns,
not us. You blew it, pal.

By the way,
good luck with the trace.

They're running the trace.

Dismissed.

If they don't get it,

I want
a listing of every phone

in every building
on this base.

You understand me?
Every building.

Yes, sir.
Dismissed.

Sure you don't want one?

I can't.
I like to drive, remember?

I didn't think
you'd be leaving so soon.

I didn't say I was.

(Harnett)
Look, why don't you
make yourself comfortable?

I got a call to make.

Okay.
Okay.

But I only have
so much patience.

Good.

I'll miss you.

We went to an Army base

and decided to
follow a soldier home

when he picked up
a pretty girl.

Right now he has no idea

that we're playing
a harmless little joke.

And that our
entire Candid Murdock
audience can hear every word.

Now, let's listen in
and have some real fun.

[tape whirring]

Yeah.

Shaw. It's Harnett.

Ah, Lieutenant,
we were starting to wonder
when you would call.

You owe me money. $500,000.

(Shaw)
You owe us, jerk.
We saved you.

Those guys at that warehouse
were shooting back.

I mean, we could have
been hurt.

You try and not pay me, Shaw,
and I'll blow your cover.

Listen, genius.
What about you?

If you rang the bell,
they'd know you were

out in the halls
between classes, too.

And then you ain't no
"A" student no more.

Listen, nobody rips me off.

Especially some
two-bit like you.

Okay, say pretty please.

And then maybe
you can come on down
and get your money.

Well,

I guess the laugh's on him,
because what Mr. Harnett
doesn't realize

is that the Candid Murdock
has been
recording the whole thing.

Boy, I sure as heck
wouldn't want to be
in his Army boots.

What's wrong? Bad news?

Small business problem.

What say we just
kick back and relax?

What's that thing, honey?

Nice car,
big flashy smile,

this little number
tucked in my collar. Hmm?

[microphone buzzing]

So, what are you?

Army Intelligence? CIA? What?

I don't know
what you're
talking about, lover.

I'm just
looking for some fun.

Lover,
you made a big mistake.

You may as well talk now.

[grunting]

Hold it.

I think that it
might help to take
the safety off this time.

Thank you, Tony Murdock.

Tony will be back later
to teach you
how to play with guns.

First, I have
an important message.

You're in deeper
than you know.

(Murdock)
Oh, yeah?

I think we're doing real fine,
especially since I'm gonna
lock you in a trunk

the size of your nose.

And then I'm
going to eat the key.

(Murdock)
We got the whole thing
on tape, muchacho.

You were selling hardware
you never should
have been selling

to guys
with shifty nostrils.

We know they ripped you off
at the warehouse, too.
We know everything.

You're facing
a pretty bleak future, pal.

[gasps]

Howdy, ma'am. Uh,
nothing to fret about here,

just a little
civil defense matter.

He has volunteered to be
"Citizen Victim for a Day"

and he's
pretending he has contracted

a highly contagious,
toxic, intergalactic virus.

We're carting him away
to be steamed,
pressed and hot-waxed.

You registered to vote?

Only got 10 minutes.
School 231

at the corner.
Tell them I sent you.

Circus is the name.
Eagle Street.

All right, Captain Doo-Dah,
you have a choice.

You can tell us
where your friend
Shaw hid the goodies

or this gal and I'll pretend
it's our honeymoon

and we'll drag you
like a tin can.

Now start talking.

Got it.

Prepare to move out.

The trace
came through.

They're hiding out
in the guesthouse

where I'm quartered
while I'm here.

Sounds like
Smith's sense of humor.

That guesthouse is
the pride of the base.

I'm not letting
anybody shoot it up.

Don't even think
about it, Decker.

Don't.

(Decker)
Prepare to move out.

[clicking]

[clinking]

[Sounds of Warplaying]

[guns firing]

[siren wailing]

Here they come.

Good.

I hate to be kept waiting.
You go with Face.

Okay, B.A., it's show time.

Smith. This is Decker.

I've given
orders to fire, Smith.

Quit while
you're still alive.

He's always so pompous
when he thinks
he's got us cornered.

Let's drop a little ice
down his pants.

[clinks]

[guns firing]

Return fire.
Return fire.

(Hannibal)
A tank. Really?

(Face)
Really. Right over here,
I heard it roll up.

(Hannibal)
Face, my boy,

things are starting to look
really good.

Man, it's really
going to hit the fan now.

Flank groups are
in position, sir.

Go.
Let's go.

[firing stops]

*[music playing]

B.A.

Come on, Face.
We got a tank.

Think you can
handle it, Sergeant?

Just leave the driving to me.

Empty?

The whole place
was rigged, sir.
Like sprinklers on a timer.

We poured
thousands of dollars

worth of ammunition
into this building,

destroyed this house
on a joke.

A joke!

Get to the jeep.
I want them.

Right on track, B.A.

Once we get past this bunch,
it's a clear run to
the perimeter fence.

We're practically
in civvies already.

Aren't you getting
ahead of yourself. Hannibal?

That's not the
Cub Scouts out there.

You really get a kick
out of this, don't you?

Just fire the gun, Hannibal,
and get it over with.

We ain't got
time for the jazz.

I ever tell you guys
about my childhood?

Hannibal,
could we do the retrospective
some other time?

See, I was
the kid who always liked
waiting on Christmas Eve

even more than I
liked opening the presents
the next morning.

But the next morning
when I started ripping,

I started ripping.

[tank fires]

The man's amazing,
you know that?

He never knows when
his tail's whipped.

Yeah, the man's as crazy
as you are, Hannibal.

Na. He just needs an aspirin.

They're gonna take a shot.

[tank fires]

How to win friends

and influence people.

Colonel.
Colonel, are you okay?

Burn some tread, B.A.

You act like
you're playing a game.

What else is there,
Corporal Brown?

Besides, I love it
when a plan comes together.

Vanman to Vetwoman.
Vanman to Vetwoman.

We're about
five miles from base.

Murdock, what if they've
really been caught this time
and can't meet us?

Then I believe I'll have
a traumatic experience.

Ever notice you run into
the nicest people in tanks?

What are you
so worried about?

When he gets there,
we cancel his warranty.

Nobody knows
who's got the guns.
It's simple.

Oh, yeah, sure, simple. Fine.

Only, you're making
a mistake if you think

he's going to
show up here alone.

He ain't that stupid.

So? Got a suggestion?

We make like
the shadows at high noon.

We take the stuff
and we vanish.

[Shaw chuckles]

Sure hope Charlotte
will be all right.

I wasn't too crazy
about dropping her

and Harnett on
the road back there.

(Hannibal)
Don't worry about her, B.A.

She's got her
brother's killer.

She's where she wants to be.

Now we gotta get
those weapons back

before
the streets are on fire
in half a dozen cities.

We got to change clothes.

Know how to
find that address?

I do.

I hang out at
the beach quite a bit.

I see.

[birds chirping]

We'll have to take
these on the first run
and come back for the rest.

You stay here and make sure
Harnett doesn't show up
and make trouble.

If he does, float him away.
Okay?

[van engine starts]

[tires screeching]

Sit tight, Tawnia.

[tires screeching]

[whooping]

[mimicking Felix The Cat]
Book him, Dan-O.

(Hannibal)
Back off!

[grunts]

Some people never learn.

* I'm Murdock the cat *

* The totally happening,
wonderful Malo Cat *

It was a good show, B.A.
Maybe my best.

Maybe your last.

These the only guys
in the van, Murdock?

Yes, sir,
I checked for invisibles,
but they didn't have any.

Good. Now...

[siren wailing]

I have a feeling
that's Col. Decker.

(Hannibal)
We'll leave you guys to him.

Should be
an interesting conversation.
You'll love him.

He's a real party animal.
Let's go.

Where are they?

What's it worth
to you, doughboy?

Maybe helping you
get off a little easier.

You shouldn't
have said maybe.

That gave them the edge.

(Hannibal)
Well, we didn't get paid,

but we did manage to
frustrate Decker

which is almost
as good as money.
Um,

how's the smoke back there,
ladies? Great?

Great.

Good.

I wish I could pay you more,
but on my salary,
this is as far as I can go.

I misjudged you
people pretty badly.

Nobody can
blame you for trying

to find your
brother's murderer.

I for one am not
gonna be chintzy
with the applause.

I'm impressed.

I know you are, Face.

You don't even know
what I'm talking about.

Sure I do.

You're impressed because
we managed to
invade an US Army base,

drive their tanks around,
stay in the guesthouse,

and blow out of there
without a scratch.

Well, that's part of it.

Oh, I wasn't finished.

We also managed
to put away Harnett

and his two ugly cousins
Shaw and Noche.

And give Decker
an ulcer in the process.

Mmm, yeah, I think
that about--

(Hannibal)
Good.

Just didn't want
to miss anything.

Hey, kids,
do you know what time it is?

Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?

Hannibal, if that fool
don't stop that crazy TV talk,

I'm gonna knock him out
over the airways for real.

It's Howdy Murdock Time.

[tires screeching]

(B.A.)
Gimme this thing.

Maybe our big buddy
Mr. Baracus
would like to hear a song.

How about Frere--

[inaudible]

[chattering]

Hey, Hannibal,
this thing's got a
volume control.

[chattering]

[inaudible]

Yeah, now we're talking.

Least some of us are.

(B.A.)
That's more like it.