All language subtitles for The A-Team (1983) - S02E06

(male narrator)
In 1972, a crack commando unit

was sent to prison
by a military court

for a crime
they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum-security
stockade

to the Los Angeles
underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government,

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

[gun firing]

Face, this stuff
really stinks.

What is in this
grease anyway?

It's not grease.

(Amy)
What is it?

Face.

Face.

You know,
this worked great
in a movie I did.

The Giant Gila Monster
Versus Billy the Kid,right?

You remember that one.

Who could forget it?

[train horn blaring]

Ahem.

I think you know what to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Go on, you devils!

[horses neighing]

Once again,
the mysterious
Rider of the Range

deals another triumphant blow

for the rights
of the oppressed.

Don't ask.

I wasn't going to.

(Murdock)
* I'm just a lonesome cowboy *

* I'm just a lonesome cowboy *

* And I got no summer home *

Whoever heard of
bandits on horseback
in the 1980s?

Well, according to Wesley,

they came riding
down on the train

like they was
the James gang or something.

I want you and
the boys to get out there
and round up them mustangs

before they get
to the grassland
and wipe out my herd.

Then first thing
tomorrow morning, I want
you to you ship them

and every other
horse we got out of here.

And find them yahoos.

Bus, we've checked
every hotel
there is in Lodi

and I got a man
watching the reservation.

But if they're just
camping out there someplace,

we're talking
about hundreds of
thousands of acres.

Then use the chopper.

Do whatever you gotta do,
but find them.

[sighs]

Oh,

morning, Miss Lane.

I wouldn't have thought
you'd be up this early.

I heard you talking.

Just some business problems.

[door closing]

[Hannibal whistling]

Don't mind if I do.

Who the devil are you?

What are you doing here?

Oh, you'll find out.

This is a stupid move.

You yahoos are
crazy to come back here.

I agree.
I told you it was crazy.

He never listens.

We're here to
file a grievance

against the Carter
Railway Line

for the Wild
Horses of America,
Western Divisions.

Not to be confused
with the Horses'
Butts of America

of which we hear
you are a member
of long-standing.

And we would
deeply appreciate it

if you would stop harassing
our dues-paying and
loyal membership,

which includes all
the wild mustangs
that run in this free land.

Both of you are dead.

No, wait, wait, wait.
You don't seem to
get the point here.

We're the ones
making the threats, and you
better believe what we say.

We hear so much as a neigh
from one of those
mustangs out there,

we'll be back to hogtie
and brand you for good.
Capiche?

Now you get all
of your papers
out of your safe

that have to do with
the slaughterhouse

that you do business
with in Mexico.

Now!

[gun cocks]

Bingo.

Puppy Love Dog Food Company
in Ensenada.

Great shot.

Yeah.

Get out of here!

Hold your fire!
Don't shoot!

It's awfully
kind of Miss Carter
to escort us out.

Tell them, Face.

All right,
I want all you
high-school dropouts

to count to 125
before you even twitch.

Get 'em!

Come on, move it!
Move it, move it!

Not exactly
coming naturally, is it?

It's like
anything else, Amy.

It takes some practice
and a little technique.

It's a lot like
driving a golf ball
or shooting skeet.

Come on.

Okay, bring it up.

Straighten this arm
and crook your elbow.

Very nice.

[horse snorts]

Boy, the well is
never dry with you,
is it, Face?

Well, uh,
if I had pulled that

"let me show you how
to aim that thing" routine,

you'd never let me
hear the end of it.

I caught the act
as I rode up.

(Face)
So, how's the arm, Danny?
Feeling better, is it?

I'd like to
introduce our guest.

(Hannibal)
This is Miss Carter.

Bus Carter's niece?

That's right.

Just how long do you think
you can get away with this?

With what?

Holding me against my will.

We're not holding
you against your will.
We just borrowed you.

You're
free to go anytime.

You kidnapped me.

Well, that was just to keep
from being dropped
in a deep hole

on Bus Carter's north 40.

We're not
the criminals around here.

Well, we will let
the law decide that.

I don't think
your uncle would want
to bring the law in on this.

They might investigate
too deeply and find out

that he's been
rounding up wild mustangs
and selling them illegally.

My uncle?

(B.A.)
That's right, your uncle.

This means they round up
the horses, then they
ship them by train

to a dog-food
company in Mexico.

It'd make real
interesting reading
for Amy's subscribers.

I, uh, see you got yourself
some new arrows there, kid.

Listen, I just
brought one jacket, so, uh...

I tried to convince
myself it was Stryker.

I even went to Uncle Bus.

I guess I believed
he was involved all along.

Well, you just walk up that
way north,

you should come across
your uncle's men before dawn.

We would give you
a horse to ride,

but, uh, then one of us
would be on foot.

So, uh, happy trails.

Well, aren't you afraid
I'll tell him

where your camp is
or what you look like?

By that time you get back,
we'll have struck
camp and be long gone.

As far as what we look like,

I don't plan on
sticking around long enough

to get picked
out of a line-up.

Wait.

I, um...

I think I heard
my uncle saying

that there's
still more horses
to be shipped out

and that Stryker
should get that done
first thing.

(Murdock)
* I'm an old cowhand
from the Rio Grande *

* And I learned to ride
before I learned to stand *

(B.A.)
If you don't shut up,
I'll knock you off that horse!

Yippy-I-O-Ki-Ay.

Murdock,
why don't you take rear guard

in case one of Carter's men
picks up our trail?

Yep.

Carter knows we have
all the proof we need
to shut him down right here.

Has to figure
we're gonna head
for the hills.

We are heading for the hills,
aren't we, Hannibal?

Oh, I don't know.

It's gonna take
a couple of days
for Amy to file that story

and get
an investigation started.

Carter's niece did say
there's another
shipment of mustangs

scheduled for
tomorrow morning's train.

Ah, Hannibal, come on.

Hitting this guy's train
twice in a row,

that's kind of
pushing it, isn't it?

A lot.
That's why we gotta get
some stuff together

to keep him from
pushing back too hard.

Carter's no idiot.
He has to figure that us

making another run
on his train so soon

it's insane.
He'll never be ready for us.

No, I don't think
they'll ever be ready for us.

You think
he'll be ready for us?

Yeah, I do.

So do I, doggone it.

Better sharpen your pencil
and your spurs, Face.

Yeah.

You know, we're only one step
ahead of Decker, too.

Don't worry,
I've considered that.

Of course you have.

No. I think he's going
to be big problems.

Colonel? Colonel,
they're here.

They sure are.

Apparently they mixed it up
with a couple of locals

right here yesterday.

No one seems to
know what it's about,

but knowing
Hannibal Smith and his men,

they probably took on
some bleeding-heart cause
or other.

No doubt requested by
Daniel Running Bear.

The shopkeeper
said they picked up

some camping gear
and other supplies,

so they're out
there somewhere.

But it could take forever
to find three people camping
on the open range.

We'll track them down
through Daniel Running Bear.

Let's go see the sheriff

and find out exactly
where we can
find Running Bear.

Once we've found him,

I'm sure the A-Team
won't be far away.

Oh, come on, Amy,
I could use the help.

I'm sure you could,

but I'm through
being suckered by you.

It's just
a straight little scam.

It'll go down easy,
and it'll get us
everything Hannibal wants.

Come on. Hmm?
Pretty please? Pretty?

See, the brother-sister act
will work great for this.

Face, what was
in the grease?

I told you.

No, you didn't tell me.

I can still smell it.

Well,
it had a little of this...

And a little of that.
I know, you told me that.

But that's not enough, Face.

Now, come on, Amy.
What do you say?

Sorry, Face.

If I told you what
was in that stuff,
I'm sure you wouldn't help.

What?

Never mind.
I'll do it on my own.

Go and check with the office.

I'll meet you
back here in a bit.

Colonel, Colonel, it's Peck!

[horn honking]

[growling]

[imitating dog barking]

Uh--uh--uh, can I try
one of these on? Thanks.

Where did he go?

Sorry, ma'am.

[gun clicking]

That's the second time
he's done that to me.

Thanks.

I, uh, really appreciate
your trusting me like that.

Let's just say
I liked your face.

Oh? Do I have
an honest face?

No. But I like it.

Get on the horn, Crane,

get on the horn and get me
the 10 best men available.

Best men, sir?

I'm talking about
the best marksmen
that can be rounded up

and flown in here
before the day's out.

Yes, sir.
At least we got them located.

We know they're still here.

They're still here.

And this is gonna be
the A-Team's Waterloo.

(Murdock)
Whoa, Ed, whoa.

[spurs jingling]

You gotta be kidding!

Carter's gonna
be ready for us.

We need a real hole card.

Well, considering Decker's
presence puts kind of a damper

on most possible
sources of supplies,

I think
I did rather well.

Look at it
as a challenge, B.A.

Face, I wanted
an all-terrain vehicle.

(Face)
The important thing to
remember is we need something

that can cover
the same ground as a train.

The only thing
this thing gonna cover
is the corner of a junkyard.

Mister Ed could teach
you how to fix it, B.A.

Only he's not gonna.

[spurs jingling]

Well, B.A.,
what do you think?

Oh, Hannibal!

Now, how did I know
you were gonna say that?

[inaudible]

[inaudible]

It was right
around here somewhere,
wasn't it, Willy?

Just up past that bend.

You don't think they'd
hit us twice, do you?

I mean, two days in a row?

Oh, yeah? What's that?

Here they come.
Right on schedule.

Don't look like
they're slowing down, man.

Oh, they'll slow down.
They have to.

You just give them
a full head of steam.

Are you crazy?

I said just keep going.

Son of a gun.
They're not slowing down.

[screeching]

All right,
back this thing up. Hurry!

All right,
turn those mustangs loose

or start
singing Empty Saddles.

(Hannibal)
B.A., reverse!

(Hannibal)
Forward, B.A.!

All right, last chance.
Drop your guns.

Don't be shy. Come on!

Go, B.A.

Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh.

No sneaking up from behind.
Drop it.

All right,
open them up.

You heard the man.
Open it up.

[horse neighing]

Let's go, B.A.
Come on, Face!

(Hannibal)
Let's get out of here!

Thanks for waiting.

You better step on it!

I'm going as fast as I can!

Right.

[tires screeching]

I love it when
a plan comes together.

Well, we're gonna have to
replace these pieces of rail,
it's the only way.

[sighing]

[horse neighing]

You guys sure do
know how to make

a nuisance of yourselves,
don't you?

We do our best.

All right, let's get to work.
Grab a length of that track

and move it over here
so we can back this
train off the spur.

That's gonna
take some time.

Let's get moving, then!

Last thing we need
is this train full of
horses just sitting.

Mr. Carter wants
them out of here.

Let's do it!

Uh, we'd offer to help,
but, uh...

Skipper, you take
a little ride with me.

I'm sure Mr. Carter wants
to have a few words with you.

That's fine.
I got a few words for him.

Throw these other
two in the caboose.

We'll take care of
them on down the line.

Hang in there.
Yeah, right.

Don't hold your breath.

There ain't no cavalry
in this picture.

You keep thinking that.

I'm gonna stick
with Hannibal.

You guys go get some help.

[neighing]

Where did he
learn how to do that?

Just like
the real Range Rider.

Well, well. If it ain't old
Buffalo Bill himself.

It wouldn't do me any good
to call you names

'cause I can't
imagine any name

you haven't
been called before.

You're a lucky man
you didn't harm my niece.

Because of that,
I'm not gonna
make you die slow.

How long is it
gonna be before that
train's ready to roll?

I told them to
just keep on humping.

Absolutely. I mean,
the last thing you need
is to get caught

with a boxcar full of
stolen mustangs attached
to your own train.

You tell Jesse to
fire up the bird.

I'm gonna shoot
out there with you,

see those boys
don't mess up.

No telling who else
these yahoos called in.

I want that train over
the border into Mexico.

What about him?

Fertilize
the south 40 with him.

Have a nice day.

I need a distraction.

I want you to count to three.

No, no.
Count to five real slow,

and then scream
for all you're worth.

Fire! Somebody help,
the stable's on fire!

[neighing]

Hey, Lane, give me
my knife and my gun.

Were they really
gonna kill you?

I think that was
the general idea.

What about the others?

Right where
we left them.

I figured they weren't
going anywhere. Besides,
I had to come for you.

Good idea.
Let's go.

Here, take care
of Wacko for me.

That's Waco, Murdock.

Waco, Waco, Waco.

(Carter)
After you get those horses to
Mexico, go find that Indian.

Make sure he don't
hire any more help.

The sheriff?

I thought those
guys were wanted.

I think we
should try to swing
by the reservation.

Maybe we can pick up
a bunch of guys and
maybe they'll come help.

And if not,
then we'd be wasting time.

I wanna head
straight for the sheriff's.

My only worry is
keeping those guys
from being killed.

Hannibal can always
find a way to escape.

That sounds like the way
Hannibal would think.

Holy!

[tires screeching]

How lucky for me,
running into you like this.

I don't understand.

You are Daniel
Running Bear, aren't you?

Why do you ask?

Your license plate.

And I have
a description of this vehicle.

I'm Col. Decker
of the U.S. Army.

I've been trying to reach you
at home all day.

I finally decided to drive up
to speak with you.

Good thing, too,
or we might have
missed each other again.

I have a lot of
important things
to take care of--

So do I.

I want to know
where the A-Team is.

The A-Team?

Yes.
I'm sure you can tell me.

If not, I feel
certain Miss Allen can.

And I'm prepared to
stand here all week.

I hope you yahoos
enjoy your little trip

courtesy Carter Railways.

Unfortunately, though,
there ain't no
return tickets.

I've always wanted
to see the country by rail.

[train horn blowing]

Get rid of them guys.
We don't want

any outlaw
witnesses on board.

All right, the rest
of you boys head on back.

Let's get
a little work done.

We've still got some
steers need branding.

And when you get
across the border,
adios,yahoos.

Go!

Hey, will you hold still?

You're gonna rub me raw
with these little ropes.

Man, I ain't moving,
it's the train moving.

Boy, that's great.
That's just what we need,

an Abbott and Costello
routine.

[train horn blowing]

Where are you going?

You don't stop,
no matter what.

You got that?

[gun fires]

Boy, you must be
getting real weak.

You can't break
these puny little ropes.

I--I--I was just kidding.

B.A., grab that brake wheel.
We gotta stop this train.

[brakes screeching]

Coming to the border.

If those mustangs
get into Mexico,
we got no evidence.

Good job, B.A.

[helicopter approaching]

There's Murdock.

B.A.?

Nighty-night.

Hey, Face,
take my hat for a minute.

Sure.

B.A., give me your hand.

[B.A. grunts]

Hannibal,
we got a bogey at 11:00.

Come on.

Adios,bonanza!

Hannibal, come on,
let's go!

(Hannibal)
He's not close enough!

What? Are you crazy?

I wouldn't sleep
at all tonight

if he didn't see
the expression on my face.

(Face)
Hannibal!

Hannibal!

Time's a-wasting, partner.

So long, pal.

Told you he'd do it.

That's right.

I think there's
something real interesting

you'd like to know
about that train.

It's used to move out
wild mustangs off
the reservation illegally.

And I think
this gentleman, uh, has
a lot to answer for.

I do believe that's
a federal offense,
isn't it, Colonel?

Yes, ma'am, it is.

Next time, Hannibal Smith.
Next time.

(Amy)
Look at them.
It's like they know

they aren't
being hunted anymore.

How great to be free.

We gotta get going

before Decker finds out
we never left the county.

You know,
even though he doesn't have
anything positive on me,

you can bet he'll
probably have me under

constant surveillance
when I get home.

So I thought maybe
I'd stay here a while.

Gather a little
background material?

Yeah, something
like that.

Then if Amy'll loan
us her car,

I guess we can give you
a ride to the Phoenix Airport.

Great.

Here, B.A.

That's, you know, so
you can show them to
the kids in your class.

Help them understand better

so they can make one.

Thanks, little brother.
I'm sure the kids

at my daycare center
will love the gift.

Okay.

So long.

Daniel.

Daniel, will you say
goodbye to--to Ed for me?

And will you tell him
that if he ever needs me,

if he-- if he ever feels
the need to talk
to anyone,

that I'll always
lend an ear?

Good. 'Cause you
ain't got no brains.

Sure, Murdock.

They really did it.

They always do.

Here, buckaroo.

Hey, he forgot his mask.

No,
he didn't forget his mask.

He just left it behind
because his job here is done.

* My heroes have
always been cowboys *

* And they still are
it seems *

* Sadly in search of *

* and one step in back
of themselves *

* and their
slow movin' dreams *