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You unlock this door
with the key of imagination.
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Beyond it is another dimension-
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a dimension of sound,
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a dimension of sight,
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a dimension of mind.
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You're moving into a land
of both shadow and substance,
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of things and ideas.
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You've just crossed over
into the twilight zone.
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Mother, i'm having a baby,
and i'd rather do it myself.
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We'll have to operate at once.
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Scalpel... suture...
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watch it, nurse!
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Great dinner.
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Glad you like it.
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Tastes like
corrugated plastic.
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Keep being late.
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What do you expect?
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I don't expect nothing.
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I'm just getting sick
of it.
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You're getting
sick of it?
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How do you
think i feel?
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I don't get a
man coming home.
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I get a used article
from the cab.
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Hey, cut it down
to a roar, will you?
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Remember, we got company.
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Anyway, i told you-
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guy hails me when
i'm heading for the garage.
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Have to haul him
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all the way up to...
to... to yonkers.
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I've heard that
one before.
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One day yonkers,
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one day la
guardia airport.
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You don't fool me, joe.
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Who's the chick?
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Ah, you're crazy.
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Mother...
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hey, how long
is that guy going to be?
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I got wrestling
coming on.
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Big tag team match-
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fat louie
and the russian duke
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versus the panther man
and sweeney.
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You can't look me
in the eye anymore,
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you're so guilty.
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But don't jump
out a window, joe.
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One of these days,
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i'll even up
the score.
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It'll be a real
tight ball game.
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That good-looking
freddy broome, the butcher,
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is always looking me over.
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You'd think i
was cleopatra.
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Ah, shut up.
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What are you trying to do,
start a fight?
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Once that joker in there
gets done fiddling,
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i'm going to watch
wrestling
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and then flake out.
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I'm pooped.
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I'll bet you are.
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You drove to yonkers,
maybe even went twice.
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You shouldn't
drive so much, joe.
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You'll ruin
your health!
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How's it coming, mike?
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Who knows?
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It may live.
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You've been at it
an hour now.
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I could build a new set
in half the time.
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Oh? Is that so?
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Sure, and you better get wise.
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I didn't just step
off the ferry from jersey.
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I know how you guys operate.
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Do you?
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Naturally.
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First you kill
a five-buck hour,
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then you say
you got to take the set
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down to the shop-
another 20 bucks.
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Then you start switching tubes
around at $2.50 a crack.
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I get some poor sucker's
old ones, and he gets mine.
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It's a racket-
that's what it is.
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A penny-ante cosa nostra.
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So save yourself
a headache, see.
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I ain't swinging
for no big bills.
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In that case...
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the set's ready.
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What?
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It's... it's ready.
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And this time,
it's on me.
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Free.
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Hey, wait
a minute!
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Well... you can't win them all.
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Your wife, your wife!
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That's all
i ever hear!
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Hey, phyllis, come on in.
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What do you know?
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We can get channel 10.
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If you were any
kind of a man,
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you'd get
rid of her.
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Phyllis, hurry up, will you?
Channel 10!
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I trusted you.
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I didn't hold
anything back!
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I waited!
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Aw, come on, don't cry.
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Do anything, but
don't cry, will you?
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Portrait of a tv fan.
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Joe britt.
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Cab driver.
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Tonight mr. Britt is going
to watch "a really big show"-
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something special for the cabby
who's seen everything.
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Joe britt doesn't know it,
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but his flag is down
and his meter's running,
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and he's in high gear-
on his way to the twilight zone.
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Marry me.
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Marry you?
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Oh, now, look, baby,
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we're talking about
two different things.
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Love is flowers and
wine with the dinner.
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Marriage is a floor mop
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and two pounds
of hamburger.
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Oh, well,
i don't mind hamburger.
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Uh, with onions.
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What's the matter, joe?
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You struck dumb
or something?
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You big slob!
You spilled the beer.
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It's a good thing
your mother gave us this rug.
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I hate it, and anything,
even beer stains,
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is an improvement.
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Now quit clowning.
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You say we can get
channel 10?
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Leave it alone.
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What's the matter?
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Oh, come on, joe,
i got dishes to do.
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I said leave it alone!
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What's the matter with you?
You nuts or something?
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You yell at me
to come watch channel 10,
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and when
i drop everything, you...
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what's the matter, joe?
Is the set still on the blink?
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Yes! That is, no!
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There must be
something screwy.
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You know there's no channel 10
around here.
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I'm sorry i yelled at you.
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I must be traffic happy
or something.
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I'll turn on the wrestling.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
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for the main event of the
evening, we bring you a rematch
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between those two titans
of wrestling-
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those fearless performers
of the physical arts-
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the wild panther
and the russian duke!
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What happened to the tag team-
fat louie and sweeney?
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Great dinner.
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Glad you like it.
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Tastes like
corrugated plastic.
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Keep being late.
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What do you expect?
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I don't expect nothing.
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I'm just getting sick
of it.
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You're getting
sick of it?
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How do you
think i feel?
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I don't get a
man coming home.
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I get a used article
from the cab.
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Hey, cut it down
to a roar, will you?
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Remember,
we got company.
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Anyway, i told you-
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guy hails me when
i'm heading for the garage.
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Have to haul him
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all the way up
to... to... to yonkers.
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I've heard that
one before.
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One day yonkers, one
day la guardia airport.
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Joe?
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Joe!
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Joe, wake up.
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What's the matter?
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Are you okay now?
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What?
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What happened?
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Well, i don't know.
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You probably fainted.
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Feel better?
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Yeah.
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Sure.
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Must have been
something i ate.
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Yeah, it could be.
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Didn't it taste like
corrugated plastic?
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Well, what did
you expect?
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I had to heat
it three times.
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Listen, joe,
maybe it's your heart.
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Why don't you go to bed,
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and i'll call a doctor?
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No, there's just
something mighty screwy
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with that television.
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Are we off on that again?
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Listen, phyllis...
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are you sure you never saw
that repair guy before?
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Now iamgoing to call a doctor.
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Now, now, wait a
minute, wait a minute.
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Phyllis...
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what would you say
if i told you that...
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that i saw myself on tv?
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Huh! Were you smiling?
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And what would you say
if i told you i saw you on tv?
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You're cracked.
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You're losing your marbles.
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That's what i
figured you'd say.
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Okay, forget it.
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You're a
stupid cow.
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A bird brain!
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Or else you're up to something.
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Joe, baby...
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"joe, baby."
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Never mind that
"joe, baby" stuff.
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I'm on to you.
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You're trying
to trap me!
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Well, you'll have to
get up mighty early
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in the morning, see?
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Youaresick.
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Now, listen...
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you go back
into the kitchen,
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look up that repair guy
in the phone book.
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Tell him to come back here,
you understand?!
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All right, joe.
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Because if he don't,
so help me,
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i'll go down to his shop,
wherever it is,
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and drag him here!
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Who do you two think
you're fooling with?
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Okay, okay, i'll
call him right away!
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Meanwhile, you
get in bed.
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Hello, dr. Saltman,
this is mrs. Britt.
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Could you come
right over, please?
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Ha! Ha!
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I'll kill you!
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Now turn on
the tv, joe!
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You, you...!
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Come on! Come on!
Give it up!
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You, you... you call
yourself a wife?!
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You dirty...!
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Well, you will, huh?
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Going to kill me,
are you?
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I'll kill you!
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Let me go!
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Phyllis...
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phyllis!
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What have i done?
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Phyllis...
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phyllis!
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00:11:55,466 --> 00:11:57,933
Now what's the
matter, joe?
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Joe, what's the matter?
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What's the matter?
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Can't you hear?
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Can't you see?
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Look!
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Oh, god...
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it's a trick!
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Well, i've given him a sedative
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and i'll write
a prescription
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for some tranquilizers.
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And we'll just have
to wait and see.
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Perhaps it would be wise
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for you to seek
more expert advice.
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I'm only a family doctor,
you know,
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and psychiatry
is not my specialty.
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However, i feel that
your husband's condition
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could be
relatively simple.
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I read an interesting paper
on research
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that might apply
to your husband's condition.
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What condition,
doctor?
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Well, according
to this article,
264
00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:11,423
it's possible for anyone
to have delusions
265
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:14,560
directly attributable
to our overmechanized culture.
266
00:13:14,595 --> 00:13:15,811
Really?
267
00:13:15,846 --> 00:13:18,931
Mm. Now, you say
he's a tv addict.
268
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,182
Well, perhaps
he's been staring
269
00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:22,685
at this electronic blessing,
the television set,
270
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,187
for so long that its life
has become his.
271
00:13:25,222 --> 00:13:26,438
Yeah?
272
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,324
And he's reached
such a stage of confusion
273
00:13:28,359 --> 00:13:29,575
that he no longer knows
whether he's watching
274
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,077
the action
or participating in it.
275
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,946
Now, mind you,
this is not an illness
276
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,448
affecting only the juvenile
or moronic.
277
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,951
I, on occasion,
have found myself asking
278
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:40,836
for sutures and sponges
279
00:13:40,871 --> 00:13:42,705
during operations performed
by television surgeons.
280
00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:43,956
Oh?
281
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,841
Uh, but never mind.
282
00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:48,961
In mr. Britt's case,
i rather feel
283
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,463
he thinks
he has murdered you.
284
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:52,715
What?
285
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:54,600
Or rather,
that he will.
286
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:57,102
He seems to be
quite bewildered
287
00:13:57,137 --> 00:14:00,222
regarding the past,
present and future.
288
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:03,726
Well, in any case,
it could be serious,
289
00:14:03,761 --> 00:14:06,228
so would you have him
in my office
290
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,479
first thing
in the morning, hmm?
291
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,365
All right, doctor.
292
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,867
And see that he gets
a good night's rest tonight.
293
00:14:11,902 --> 00:14:13,118
Good night.
294
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,370
Good night, doctor.
295
00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,004
Now, you folks out there
in tv land,
296
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,889
you know old country boy's
not joshing you
297
00:14:33,924 --> 00:14:35,140
when he tells you
that this sale
298
00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,392
ain't gonna be going on
much longer.
299
00:14:36,427 --> 00:14:38,894
'Cause fast as we move 'em in
now, we're gonna herd 'em out.
300
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:42,014
We buy by the herd,
and we sells 'em by the herd.
301
00:14:42,049 --> 00:14:44,516
Oh, for you folks uptown,
that's called volume buying.
302
00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:47,269
Well, now, shucks,
about all a country boy can do
303
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,520
with a buck or two
he makes on a sale
304
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,406
is to keep the lights on,
pay the ranch hands.
305
00:14:50,441 --> 00:14:52,908
Now, you know that old country
boy shoots straight with you.
306
00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,026
I mean, he tells you right now
307
00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,528
if any of his beauties
come up late.
308
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,414
Will you take this little philly
right here?
309
00:14:58,449 --> 00:14:59,665
Hot dog, this one...
310
00:15:11,794 --> 00:15:13,679
phyllis.
311
00:15:19,301 --> 00:15:20,552
The doctor wants you
to go to sleep.
312
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,438
That's why he gave you
a sedative.
313
00:15:22,473 --> 00:15:24,306
I can't sleep.
314
00:15:24,341 --> 00:15:25,557
You wouldn't be
able to, either,
315
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,443
if you'd seen
what i did.
316
00:15:27,478 --> 00:15:29,945
Well, stay awake.
317
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,814
Only, what you saw-
318
00:15:31,849 --> 00:15:33,699
i don't want
to hear about it.
319
00:15:33,734 --> 00:15:34,950
He told you?
320
00:15:34,985 --> 00:15:37,453
Yes. He said
not to worry.
321
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,572
He said... he said
for you to just go to sleep
322
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,458
and everything
would be fine.
323
00:15:42,493 --> 00:15:44,960
Is there anything
i can get you?
324
00:15:44,995 --> 00:15:46,211
No, no, that's okay.
325
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:47,463
Phyllis...
326
00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:49,331
yes?
327
00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:50,582
I got to talk
to you. Sit down.
328
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,468
Oh, no, you don't.
329
00:15:52,503 --> 00:15:54,970
Every time you start that,
we wind up having a fight,
330
00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:57,473
and if you don't mind,
tonight i'm passing.
331
00:15:57,508 --> 00:15:59,725
I'll make sure there's no fight.
332
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:01,593
Don't you worry about that.
333
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:04,730
Anyway, i got nothing
to fight with you about.
334
00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:08,484
If anyone is to blame for us
not getting along, it's me.
335
00:16:08,519 --> 00:16:10,352
Now, come on, sit down.
336
00:16:10,602 --> 00:16:11,854
Oh, youaresick.
337
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:13,105
You're not well, joe.
338
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,356
If you were in
your right noodle,
339
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,607
you wouldn't talk
like that.
340
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:16,859
No, i mean it.
Come on, i mean it.
341
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:19,361
Come on, sit
down, honey.
342
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,498
Look, phyllis...
343
00:16:22,533 --> 00:16:26,869
you know, driving a cab
is pretty lonely work.
344
00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:30,005
You're all by yourself
for hours and hours,
345
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,874
and in between times,
346
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:33,759
people are
yelling at you
347
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:36,879
to slow down, go ahead,
to take madison avenue,
348
00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:38,764
to not take
madison avenue,
349
00:16:39,381 --> 00:16:41,266
to turn right,
left, stop.
350
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:42,518
And on top of it,
351
00:16:42,553 --> 00:16:44,386
everybody says
you're crooked.
352
00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:48,140
So... when somebody comes along
353
00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:51,276
and smiles at you
and calls you "mister,"
354
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:55,647
well, maybe you go all to pieces
and start to think
355
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:58,784
the moon and the stars
are your private property
356
00:16:58,819 --> 00:17:00,652
and that it's spring.
357
00:17:01,036 --> 00:17:03,539
Well, you act like
a first-class donkey,
358
00:17:03,574 --> 00:17:04,790
kicking up
your heels
359
00:17:04,825 --> 00:17:07,910
like you were
17 or 18.
360
00:17:07,945 --> 00:17:09,795
Get what i mean?
361
00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:11,046
No.
362
00:17:11,081 --> 00:17:13,799
Well...
363
00:17:13,834 --> 00:17:17,553
there ain't no point
in drawing you pictures.
364
00:17:17,588 --> 00:17:22,558
What i was trying to tell you
is that, well, you know-
365
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:25,677
seeing you dead like that,
it was an awful shock
366
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,431
and it made me realize that...
367
00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,683
well, you know what
i'm trying to say.
368
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,569
No. Say it.
369
00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:35,320
Okay, i will.
370
00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:40,325
It took a shock like that
to make me realize that...
371
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,828
that you are not...
372
00:17:42,863 --> 00:17:44,079
well...
373
00:17:44,114 --> 00:17:45,948
it's you i'm in love with.
374
00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:48,450
I'm touched.
375
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,335
All right.
376
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,838
I'm really touched!
377
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:54,840
All right, don't get nasty.
378
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,709
What am i supposed to do,
get all dewy and gooey?
379
00:17:58,343 --> 00:18:00,212
Am i supposed to fall
all over myself
380
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:03,966
because my husband of 27 years
finally decides he loves me?
381
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:05,217
I didn't mean
it that way.
382
00:18:05,252 --> 00:18:07,102
After chasing
half the bronx
383
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,353
and the entire borough
of manhattan,
384
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,856
you pin the blue ribbon on me,
385
00:18:10,891 --> 00:18:12,724
which means i win
a used nitwit
386
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,610
to feed, to pamper,
to keep and obey
387
00:18:14,645 --> 00:18:16,478
till death do part!
388
00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:17,729
Take it easy, phyllis.
389
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,981
I'll take it easy.
390
00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,232
I'd take
a butcher knife to you
391
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:23,368
if you weren't in bed
and out of your right mind.
392
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,620
Who's out of his right mind?
393
00:18:24,655 --> 00:18:25,737
You are!
394
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:29,491
If you think i'm going to take
your dirty doings lying down...
395
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:32,628
so some guy hailed you
on the way to the garage
396
00:18:32,663 --> 00:18:34,496
and asked you
to take him to yonkers.
397
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,633
No wonder we've been short
of money for the last month!
398
00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:41,386
You've been blowing it all
on that flea-bitten floozy!
399
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:43,005
Get out of here!
400
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,140
You bet i will!
401
00:18:45,175 --> 00:18:46,758
If you think i'm going
to live with a man
402
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,261
that's done what you've done...
403
00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:52,397
giving you
the best years of my life...
404
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,266
i trusted you!
405
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,020
Well, mr. Britt,
i'm going to take you to court-
406
00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:01,156
you and that fancy woman
of yours,
407
00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:02,407
whoever she is!
408
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,276
Go ahead, if that's
what you want!
409
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,161
That's the
thanks i get
410
00:19:06,196 --> 00:19:07,412
for wanting
to be honest.
411
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,281
That's the thanks i get
412
00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:11,166
for wanting to turn over
a new leaf.
413
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,674
Kill me- i'd like
to see him try it.
414
00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:22,427
I'll tear him limb from limb,
the dirty, rotten cheat.
415
00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:28,050
I don't know
what i ever saw in her.
416
00:19:28,085 --> 00:19:30,552
She ain't got no understanding.
417
00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,437
She wouldn't know sympathy
418
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:36,191
if it hopped up
and bit her on the backside.
419
00:19:37,442 --> 00:19:40,562
Your honor,
the prosecution objects
420
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,065
to these interruptions
by the defense.
421
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,950
They've had their chance
to refute
422
00:19:44,985 --> 00:19:47,452
the testimony
of our expert witness,
423
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:51,206
and all they did was to put
dr. Saltman on the stand.
424
00:19:51,241 --> 00:19:54,326
Now, even he testified
that in his opinion,
425
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,462
the accused was sane
when he committed the murder.
426
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:03,719
So in this summation, when i
demand the penalty of death...
427
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:04,970
phyllis!
428
00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,089
I'll "phyllis" you!
429
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:08,840
Phyllis!
430
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,845
What are you trying
to do, drive me bugs?
431
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,348
How can you stand there
listening to this?
432
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:23,238
Joseph britt, you
have been found guilty
433
00:20:23,273 --> 00:20:25,107
by a jury of your peers.
434
00:20:25,142 --> 00:20:26,992
It is the judgment
of this court
435
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:30,746
that you be taken to the
sing sing state prison
436
00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,614
and there be
kept in custody
437
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:34,499
and put to death
438
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,619
in a manner
provided by the law.
439
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:52,768
How can you just stand there?
440
00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,636
You must be bugs!
441
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,139
What you see is
in your mind, joe,
442
00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:59,641
and what you hear
is your conscience.
443
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:02,778
There, take a good look!
444
00:21:02,813 --> 00:21:04,029
Turn it off.
445
00:21:04,064 --> 00:21:06,531
Why? It's just another
program like wrestling.
446
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,400
Let's watch it together.
447
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:10,902
I haven't had a
good laugh all day.
448
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,154
Get out of my way,
phyllis!
449
00:21:12,189 --> 00:21:14,039
Ooh, i'm so frightened.
450
00:21:14,074 --> 00:21:15,907
You scare me to death.
451
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,410
Oh, my, my, how rough you are.
452
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,413
Tell me what
you see, joe.
453
00:21:45,570 --> 00:21:49,324
What did you see, joe-
lady wrestlers?
454
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:56,198
What do you see, joe-
a burlesque show?
455
00:21:56,233 --> 00:21:59,201
Fan dancers from yonkers?
456
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:04,840
Yonkers?
457
00:22:04,875 --> 00:22:05,457
Fan dancers?
458
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,959
Did you see
them, joe?
459
00:22:09,246 --> 00:22:11,963
Yonkers, yonkers, yonkers!
460
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,215
Fan dancers!
461
00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:19,104
Fan dance!
462
00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:26,978
I'll kill you!
463
00:22:27,013 --> 00:22:28,363
Ha! Ha!
464
00:22:28,398 --> 00:22:29,614
I'll kill you!
465
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,483
Ha! Ha!
466
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,985
Now turn on
the tv, joe!
467
00:22:39,741 --> 00:22:41,376
Give me...
468
00:22:41,411 --> 00:22:42,627
oh...
469
00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,880
you...
470
00:22:44,915 --> 00:22:46,748
come on, come on,
give me that!
471
00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:47,999
You... you...
472
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,885
you call yourself a wife?
473
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:54,005
Oh, you dirty...!
474
00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:09,154
Get off of me!
475
00:23:11,691 --> 00:23:13,525
Well, you will, huh?
476
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:17,913
Going to kill me,
are you?
477
00:23:17,948 --> 00:23:19,164
I'll kill you.
478
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:28,790
Phyllis...
479
00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:30,041
phyllis!
480
00:23:36,298 --> 00:23:38,800
What have i done?
481
00:23:41,303 --> 00:23:42,554
Oh...
482
00:23:48,810 --> 00:23:50,695
i didn't really mean it.
483
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:53,815
I killed her.
I killed her.
484
00:23:58,203 --> 00:23:59,454
Oh...
485
00:23:59,489 --> 00:24:01,957
fix your set okay, mister?
486
00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:06,328
Youwillrecommend
my service, won't you?
487
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:08,830
The next time your tv set
is on the blink,
488
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,333
when you're in the need
of a first-rate repairman,
489
00:24:11,368 --> 00:24:13,218
may we suggest
our own specialist?
490
00:24:13,253 --> 00:24:16,338
Factory-trained, prompt,
honest, 24-hour service.
491
00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:18,223
You won't find him
in the phone book,
492
00:24:18,258 --> 00:24:20,725
but his office
is conveniently located-
493
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,228
in the twilight zone.
494
00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,985
And now, mr. Serling.
495
00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:32,487
Next ontwilight zone,
we move into new orleans
496
00:24:32,522 --> 00:24:35,607
for the mardi gras,
and we do it with a vengeance.
497
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,743
Robert keith and milton selzer
appear in a bizarre story
498
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,612
of men, masquerades and masks.
499
00:24:40,647 --> 00:24:43,748
This is a small shocker
to wind up your week,
500
00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:45,617
and if it doesn't send you
to a psychiatrist,
501
00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,502
it'll send you
at least to a mirror.
502
00:24:47,537 --> 00:24:51,256
Ontwlight zonenext,
"the masks."
503
00:24:52,256 --> 00:25:02,256
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