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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:07,640 Two lives I live because 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,840 two voices I hear inside of me. 3 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,360 THE MORALIST 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:20,280 If I speak about ideals, if I speak about virtue, don't believe me. 5 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:24,840 They're lies, words and nothing more. 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:37,920 Don't trust me for I'll deceive you. 7 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:41,360 Moralist, could you tell me what morality is? 8 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:47,280 It's a tale for the simple, but it's not for me. 9 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,920 I polemicize, 10 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:52,360 I stigmatize 11 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,520 and condemn the whole world. 12 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,920 Oh, what an outrage! 13 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:05,520 Don't trust me for I'll deceive you. 14 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,760 Moralist, could you tell me what morality is? 15 00:01:09,840 --> 00:01:15,840 It's a lie for the simple, but it's not for me. 16 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,840 No no, no no, no no, it's not for me! 17 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:26,840 That's not nice! 18 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,200 You can't do that. 19 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:35,760 It's not right! This won't do! 20 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:38,360 Where's morality? 21 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:44,840 Don't trust me for I'll deceive you. 22 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,800 Moralist, could you tell me what morality is? 23 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:54,440 It's a lie for the simple, but it's not for me. 24 00:01:54,520 --> 00:01:59,200 No no, no no, no no, it's not for me! 25 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:07,685 - Out! Move along! We're closing! - Don't push! 26 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:08,840 Come on! 27 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:11,520 - Have you got an arrest warrant? - What are you on about? 28 00:02:11,640 --> 00:02:14,160 - Then what do you want? - Go back home to your studies! 29 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:17,840 - Why don't you arrest us? - Just leave! 30 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,160 - Unbelievable! - Careful. 31 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:27,810 - Were you locking me in? - What were you doing in that club? 32 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:31,040 What was I doing? Playing foosball. 33 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:37,660 What scandal led you to close my club? 34 00:02:37,820 --> 00:02:40,820 - I don't know and I don't need to know. - You saw them too. 35 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:44,170 They're all kids playing foosball and playing the jukebox. 36 00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:47,951 - The one who just left, too? - I don't look at them all. 37 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:49,370 Damn this jukebox! 38 00:02:49,521 --> 00:02:51,201 - Forgive me, Superintendent. - Please. 39 00:02:51,330 --> 00:02:53,810 I pay 220,000 liras in taxes every two months, 40 00:02:54,130 --> 00:02:56,920 the club's just been renovated, I'm drowning in promissory notes. 41 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,280 - What do I do if I have to shut down? - I'm sorry, I follow my orders. 42 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:03,080 May I know the cause of this measure? 43 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,520 My dear sir, 44 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:09,316 over 3,000 mothers have signed a petition against your club. See? 45 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,520 What? No, I refuse. 46 00:03:11,640 --> 00:03:13,200 - Where are you going? - Let me in. 47 00:03:13,301 --> 00:03:14,781 She's all I needed! Come. 48 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,520 - I'm the owner's wife! - Alright. 49 00:03:17,760 --> 00:03:21,757 - Giovanni, what's going on? - 3,000 mothers against us. 50 00:03:21,920 --> 00:03:23,920 - Is the lady your wife? - Yes. 51 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,080 Show me your papers. 52 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:28,840 We're not married, but we've lived together for years. It's as if we were. 53 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,160 What's this thing about the 3,000 mothers? 54 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:34,360 I'd like to know too. Who collected the signatures? 55 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,080 The Organization for Public Morality. 56 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:38,160 But how? 57 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:42,200 Mr. Menegotti, the general secretary, came here and gave his approval. 58 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:45,200 Mr. Menegotti's gone back to France, he's been replaced. 59 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,640 - By who? - By another general secretary. 60 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,520 - And what's he like? - Is he reasonable? 61 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:53,840 I don't know him, but since he arrived I can't sleep anymore, 62 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 because of the number of problems he's raising. 63 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,200 Please follow me now for further clarifications. 64 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:06,064 Surely I'm not worthy of the high honour bestowed upon me. 65 00:04:06,303 --> 00:04:08,300 "Non sum dignus." 66 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:12,679 Yet, though my person is modest, far from modest is the fervour 67 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:17,080 that transforms the office recently conferred on me of general secretary 68 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:21,601 of the International Organization for "Moralité Publique", Italian section, 69 00:04:21,840 --> 00:04:28,920 into an incorruptible torch that fears no tempest, but rather rouses it. 70 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:33,440 Friends, someone dared throw... 71 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:37,280 - Is this speech going to be long? - He's been speaking almost an hour. 72 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:41,040 - May we talk to the president? - He's inside too. 73 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:44,280 It's useless anyway, the general secretary pulls all the strings here. 74 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:48,290 - When Mr. Menegotti was here... - Yes, it was different. 75 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:51,800 I wouldn't want him to leave after his speech without seeing us. 76 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 No! 77 00:04:52,920 --> 00:04:56,825 As soon as the ceremony's finished, he goes back to work. 78 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,603 There's no playing about with him. He's first one in and last one out. 79 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:05,028 Let's not fall asleep. 80 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,360 If you want to win a battle, 81 00:05:07,626 --> 00:05:12,138 you must know your enemy and not underestimate him. 82 00:05:12,357 --> 00:05:14,757 Do you know who this enemy is? 83 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:22,840 It's the protean monster! The 1000-tentacle octopus! 84 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:26,760 Don't listen, they're just catchphrases to dazzle the audience. 85 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,840 It will be very different when we talk to him in private. 86 00:05:29,981 --> 00:05:32,141 I've met many of his kind. 87 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,180 ....or it's fashion, 88 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:40,520 which indulges in making female forms even more provocative? 89 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,840 - Good morning, Baroness. - May we speak to the general secretary? 90 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:46,160 Yes, your visit has already been announced. 91 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,440 He told me to see you through right after his speech. 92 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:50,840 Thank you. 93 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:58,476 - Thank you all, but the party's over. - Congratulations. 94 00:05:58,641 --> 00:06:00,214 Let's get back to work. 95 00:06:00,321 --> 00:06:04,160 Let's not forget the duties of our mission. Thank you. 96 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:06,800 Thank you. 97 00:06:07,379 --> 00:06:11,542 - Hurray for the new secretary! - And thank you to silence! 98 00:06:11,817 --> 00:06:15,377 Bravo again to our Agostino! Where is he? 99 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:18,520 - He went straight back to work. - Ah! 100 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:21,400 He's asked for complete silence. 101 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:25,720 Has he? Alright, let's do as he asks. Let's obey. 102 00:06:25,840 --> 00:06:27,840 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 103 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:30,772 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, President. 104 00:06:36,936 --> 00:06:39,833 - Let them in. - Yes, General Secretary, sir. 105 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:42,102 Please, Lady Baroness. 106 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,200 - Good morning, Mr. Secretary. - My dears, take a seat. 107 00:06:57,433 --> 00:07:01,433 You're members of the commission for the campaign against hula-hoops. 108 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:05,722 - Is this correct? - I'm in that commission too, 109 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:09,325 but our main concern at the moment is the withdrawal of the poster. 110 00:07:09,408 --> 00:07:12,048 Look at this. Nothing gets past me. 111 00:07:12,568 --> 00:07:16,208 The poster's already on the agenda, but we must be pragmatic. 112 00:07:16,288 --> 00:07:18,448 What have we done that's pragmatic? 113 00:07:18,568 --> 00:07:21,088 We've collected 3,800 signatures against the poster. 114 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,568 - Seen. - They're all mothers and fathers. 115 00:07:23,728 --> 00:07:26,208 Good, this document is very important 116 00:07:26,288 --> 00:07:29,968 for me to start negotiating directly with the highest tutelary authorities 117 00:07:30,128 --> 00:07:33,688 for the banning of the film. Bravo! Thank you. 118 00:07:33,768 --> 00:07:37,768 But we must try to obtain, if possible, 5,000 signatures. 119 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:40,448 - Certainly, we'll manage! - Bravo. Thank you, goodbye. 120 00:07:40,568 --> 00:07:44,677 Baroness, intensify the fight against hula-hoops by any means necessary! 121 00:07:44,848 --> 00:07:47,568 - Leave it to us. - Thank you! Bravo! Goodbye! 122 00:07:51,448 --> 00:07:54,768 Come on, miss! Quick! 123 00:07:55,288 --> 00:07:56,528 Good morning, Eleonora. 124 00:07:56,568 --> 00:07:58,648 - How's your grandmother? - Not bad, thank you. 125 00:07:58,728 --> 00:07:59,848 Write. 126 00:07:59,968 --> 00:08:02,768 Note on films, OIMP Organization. 127 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:04,688 Come in! 128 00:08:08,288 --> 00:08:09,688 - Good morning. - Good morning. 129 00:08:09,901 --> 00:08:12,448 Forgive me, I'm dictating the bulletin of the organization. 130 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:14,968 - I'll be right with you. - Please. 131 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:16,568 Ready? 132 00:08:16,728 --> 00:08:21,210 "Flesh and the Devil": obscene and sinful. 133 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:25,380 "A Bullet for Joey": dumb and violent. 134 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:28,968 - "A Naked Woman". For God's sake! - Have you seen it? 135 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:32,587 No need to see it. Away! Repugnant and troubling. 136 00:08:32,768 --> 00:08:36,088 "The Prima Donna" absurd and contentious. 137 00:08:38,247 --> 00:08:41,454 "Lassie Come Home": highly educational. 138 00:08:41,599 --> 00:08:44,959 "Silvester's Story" and "Mickey Mouse", idem as above. 139 00:08:45,049 --> 00:08:47,849 Send it straight off to print. 140 00:08:50,215 --> 00:08:52,295 - Are you looking at these? - Yes. 141 00:08:52,367 --> 00:08:54,047 - Interesting, aren't they? - Very. 142 00:08:54,128 --> 00:08:55,288 I had them made. 143 00:08:55,328 --> 00:08:58,173 They inform us about morality in the world. 144 00:08:58,349 --> 00:09:03,029 This one shows us the shocking widespreading of strip-tease, 145 00:09:03,288 --> 00:09:05,128 in America and Europe. 146 00:09:05,208 --> 00:09:08,848 Terrifying numbers of daughters of Eve undressing in public. 147 00:09:09,008 --> 00:09:11,208 Unfortunately we can't control them in private. 148 00:09:11,288 --> 00:09:13,128 Unfortunately, sir! 149 00:09:13,208 --> 00:09:16,903 This one concerns the increase of advertising through sex. 150 00:09:17,088 --> 00:09:20,288 A mouth using toothpaste triggers unwholesome thoughts. 151 00:09:20,448 --> 00:09:21,368 Certainly. 152 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:24,768 Not to mention bathing suits, bras, garters 153 00:09:24,928 --> 00:09:28,968 or other... hygienic devices. - Hygienic! 154 00:09:29,088 --> 00:09:31,088 Come over here. 155 00:09:34,149 --> 00:09:38,509 This one shows the striking and significant synthesis of wantonness 156 00:09:38,599 --> 00:09:44,239 going wild through dances like rock'n'roll and cha-cha. 157 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:48,928 How may I help you? 158 00:09:49,008 --> 00:09:52,208 I don't know you as I've only just taken office. 159 00:09:52,288 --> 00:09:55,128 It's about your opinion on this poster. 160 00:09:55,288 --> 00:09:56,928 - Please take a seat. - Thank you. 161 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:10,728 I'm listening. 162 00:10:12,128 --> 00:10:13,648 - A cigarette? - No, thank you. 163 00:10:13,768 --> 00:10:15,208 - Do you mind? - No! 164 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:18,641 I'm at your disposal, tell me. 165 00:10:18,928 --> 00:10:22,208 We wouldn't want to end up like the Flores firm, 166 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:25,768 with mothers interfering and having us withdraw the poster. 167 00:10:25,928 --> 00:10:28,008 But I'm here to advise and not to obstruct. 168 00:10:28,088 --> 00:10:29,648 Thank you. 169 00:10:29,728 --> 00:10:33,688 - This is the poster. - What product is it? 170 00:10:33,768 --> 00:10:37,328 - A beauty cream. - Forgive my ignorance, but... 171 00:10:37,768 --> 00:10:40,128 where is this cream to be spread? 172 00:10:41,448 --> 00:10:43,368 - On the face. - On the neck. 173 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,310 Then why have you left the navel uncovered? 174 00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:51,128 It's obvious! To attract some attention! 175 00:10:51,208 --> 00:10:53,448 It's all fine for me, but the navel goes. 176 00:10:53,568 --> 00:10:55,208 - What? - Cover the navel. 177 00:10:55,328 --> 00:10:58,768 But we'll have to do it all over again, posters, tubes, jars... 178 00:10:58,968 --> 00:11:00,688 It's millions and millions of liras! 179 00:11:00,768 --> 00:11:03,128 You asked for my advice and I've given it. 180 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:06,208 I say you must cover the navel, I'm no authority on the rest. 181 00:11:06,368 --> 00:11:10,968 Your predecessor, Mr. Menegotti, liked the draft with the navel. 182 00:11:11,368 --> 00:11:14,288 I'm surprised he liked it. 183 00:11:14,768 --> 00:11:19,648 Mr. Secretary, we always found an agreement with Menegotti. 184 00:11:19,768 --> 00:11:22,208 Our firm has already paid him a small tribute. 185 00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:24,768 - To Mr. Menegotti? - Yes. 186 00:11:25,328 --> 00:11:30,768 For definitive approval, the administration allows itself... 187 00:11:35,688 --> 00:11:36,768 300,000 liras. 188 00:11:43,768 --> 00:11:48,446 This is for Mr. Menegotti, but I've taken his post now. 189 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,768 Alright, then you take them. 190 00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:55,008 Menegotti took 300,000, you take 300,000, 191 00:11:55,128 --> 00:11:57,968 so the poster will be approved and all's well! 192 00:11:59,609 --> 00:12:03,929 Would you testify before a judge that Menegotti took 300,000 liras? 193 00:12:05,648 --> 00:12:07,288 Testify? Why? 194 00:12:07,568 --> 00:12:12,616 Forget what we said. 195 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:16,568 And there's no proof either! 196 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,288 There's no proof? 197 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,568 You take them. 198 00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:25,288 Menegotti took 300,000, you take 300,000, 199 00:12:25,448 --> 00:12:27,728 so the poster will be approved and all's well! 200 00:12:27,768 --> 00:12:29,728 But, my dear friends, all's not well. 201 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:33,505 If you have your poster affixed, I'll have my tape listened to. 202 00:12:33,563 --> 00:12:35,556 I cut straight down my path like a sword! 203 00:12:35,728 --> 00:12:38,088 You don't want to get us all into trouble, do you? 204 00:12:38,208 --> 00:12:41,928 Before the nobility of my mission I wouldn't acknowledge even my brother. 205 00:12:42,027 --> 00:12:45,387 But, Mr Secretary, you have to move with the times. 206 00:12:45,528 --> 00:12:48,328 - Shall we make it 500,000? - Shall I call the guards? 207 00:12:50,065 --> 00:12:55,038 We dare hope you'll think about it, we'll have the posters affixed anyway. 208 00:12:55,146 --> 00:12:58,208 I'll be glad to see them. Best wishes to your firm. 209 00:13:07,568 --> 00:13:08,568 Let the next one in. 210 00:13:08,768 --> 00:13:11,528 Yes, sir. Show the lady through. 211 00:13:13,528 --> 00:13:16,368 - Ma'am, please. - It's unbelievable! 212 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:32,100 May I? 213 00:13:33,688 --> 00:13:34,928 Please. 214 00:13:37,008 --> 00:13:40,768 Congratulations on your film, a masterful performance. 215 00:13:40,848 --> 00:13:45,116 You've been so cruel! Why did you set yourself against my film? 216 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,738 I only advised against it. 217 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:51,659 Why on earth does a young man like you, modern, pleasant, 218 00:13:51,859 --> 00:13:55,579 advise against a scene that has nothing wrong with it? 219 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:59,848 - Slow down! There's a lot. - No! 220 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,688 - Allow me to replay the scene. - Yes! 221 00:14:06,128 --> 00:14:08,954 - I'm in my room. - Yes. 222 00:14:09,128 --> 00:14:11,298 I'm sitting on the edge of the bed 223 00:14:12,208 --> 00:14:15,208 and look intensely at Giorgio, whom I love. 224 00:14:16,088 --> 00:14:16,968 Yes. 225 00:14:17,889 --> 00:14:21,132 But Giorgio is a cold boy, rather shy. 226 00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:25,888 So, to shake him I use my womanly weapons. 227 00:14:26,288 --> 00:14:28,768 - I pull up my skirt a bit. - Yes. 228 00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:34,208 Yet, as Giorgio's still not shaken... 229 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,648 I get closer. 230 00:14:38,448 --> 00:14:41,327 I put my hands on his shoulders, 231 00:14:42,008 --> 00:14:45,568 I half-close my eyes and invite him to kiss me. 232 00:14:45,688 --> 00:14:48,448 Let's skip the kiss and go ahead. 233 00:14:50,753 --> 00:14:53,007 - I lie down on the bed. - Yes! 234 00:14:55,088 --> 00:14:56,328 Like that. 235 00:14:57,848 --> 00:15:01,659 He comes closer, he embraces me passionately, 236 00:15:02,008 --> 00:15:03,128 he kisses me. 237 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:05,008 Yes. 238 00:15:05,816 --> 00:15:07,967 With his hand he unzips my dress. 239 00:15:08,088 --> 00:15:10,208 Well. Does that seem a little? 240 00:15:10,487 --> 00:15:14,008 As my shoulders get exposed the image fades, the scene ends! 241 00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:17,008 I must admit the sexual intercourse isn't shown, 242 00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:19,448 yet the following scene shows a baby in a cradle. 243 00:15:19,568 --> 00:15:24,208 So what happened between you and Giorgio during the fade? 244 00:15:24,568 --> 00:15:29,560 But it's my first film, my entire carrier depends on it! 245 00:15:29,768 --> 00:15:32,528 If they withdraw it... 246 00:15:32,648 --> 00:15:34,928 I'm not that good as an actress, 247 00:15:35,008 --> 00:15:40,008 but Mother Nature has gifted me with a certain body. 248 00:15:40,688 --> 00:15:42,928 If you strike me there, what shall I do? 249 00:15:43,088 --> 00:15:46,444 Go to the Academy of Dramatic Arts, study. 250 00:15:46,650 --> 00:15:50,930 Complete yourself with studies, I wish you all the best for your career. 251 00:15:51,128 --> 00:15:53,448 - Well done! - Agostino! Can you come? 252 00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:58,448 Mr. President's calling me. Go to the Academy. Encore! 253 00:16:13,328 --> 00:16:14,768 Here I am, Mr. President. 254 00:16:15,928 --> 00:16:19,550 Hadn't we said half way up the calf? 255 00:16:20,081 --> 00:16:22,450 That's what I suggested to the ballet costume designer. 256 00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:28,046 "Mid-calf", up to here. A hand's width below the knee. 257 00:16:28,328 --> 00:16:31,968 There's been a misunderstanding, I meant a hand's width above the knee. 258 00:16:32,088 --> 00:16:35,288 Then, if you don't mind, the correct term was "mid-thigh". 259 00:16:35,368 --> 00:16:37,688 - Didn't I say mid-thigh? - No, calf. 260 00:16:37,929 --> 00:16:41,008 How funny, sometimes I think I've said something... 261 00:16:41,128 --> 00:16:42,848 - And you've said something else. - Exactly. 262 00:16:43,008 --> 00:16:46,845 I'm worried about the speech I'm to improvise 263 00:16:47,008 --> 00:16:50,208 at the Munich congress. - May I, Mr. President? 264 00:16:51,656 --> 00:16:55,696 I went to bed at 3am to write your speech for Munich. 265 00:16:57,128 --> 00:17:00,088 - The beginning is perfect. - Shall we go through it together? 266 00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:02,568 No need, I trust you more than myself. 267 00:17:02,648 --> 00:17:04,088 Ow! 268 00:17:06,368 --> 00:17:08,928 I tied a knot in this handkerchief this morning... 269 00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:11,208 - And you don't know why? - No. 270 00:17:11,328 --> 00:17:14,008 16:45, Ciampino airport? 271 00:17:14,128 --> 00:17:16,968 Am I to greet a celebrity? 272 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:20,406 - Your daughter. - My little girl! 273 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:22,803 Virginia! Have you seen her? 274 00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:25,328 In a photo, in her "Piccola Italiana" uniform, that tall. 275 00:17:25,528 --> 00:17:29,288 Yes. She hasn't grown much since. Have you ever met her personally? 276 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,568 - No, she's always lived abroad. - Yes, that's right. 277 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:36,328 Let me show you the last picture of her in London. 278 00:17:36,488 --> 00:17:38,488 I'd love that, Mr. President. 279 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:42,488 Beautiful! 280 00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:46,328 - Do you find her beautiful? - Marvellous, beautiful, healthy, curvy! 281 00:17:46,448 --> 00:17:49,328 But the neckline... Is this the fashion in England? 282 00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:52,008 - It's not my daughter. - Yes, I thought so... 283 00:17:52,128 --> 00:17:53,008 Who is she? 284 00:17:53,128 --> 00:17:55,648 A poor girl I take care of personally. 285 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:59,713 - I see, Mr. President. - This is my little dolly. Here. 286 00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:07,646 A different beauty, more spiritual, lively eye, loyal. 287 00:18:07,848 --> 00:18:11,848 - Lucky is the man who'll marry her. - You've hit the nail on the head. 288 00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:15,328 Virginia's 29 and still hasn't met love. 289 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,688 She'll find a young man who'll arouse in her 290 00:18:17,848 --> 00:18:20,328 those feelings that are at the base of marriage. 291 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:24,013 - Haven't you ever considered marriage? - Yes, but it isn't easy. 292 00:18:24,301 --> 00:18:28,061 Like young girls, a young man too wants to found a family 293 00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:31,768 and is afraid of modern immorality. 294 00:18:33,288 --> 00:18:37,118 - I want you to meet my daughter. - I never dared ask. 295 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,887 Come round for dinner tomorrow. We'll celebrate her return. 296 00:18:40,968 --> 00:18:43,488 Too great an honour, that's why I never asked. 297 00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:45,488 It's a pleasure for me. 298 00:18:45,934 --> 00:18:48,254 - What time do you dine? - At 9. 299 00:18:48,352 --> 00:18:50,152 I'll be on time. 300 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:56,249 - See you tomorrow. - At 9. 301 00:18:58,328 --> 00:19:02,368 Jimmy and I were caught in the fog in the Scottish Highlands. 302 00:19:02,568 --> 00:19:08,827 We found a very comfortable chalet with just one room and one bed. 303 00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:12,088 - Obviously we slept together. - In the same bed? 304 00:19:14,032 --> 00:19:16,368 Yes, in the same bed. Are you surprised? 305 00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,755 I'm shocked. You must tell me everything now. 306 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,449 - What happened? - Nothing. 307 00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:25,128 That's impossible! In a chalet lost in the woods, at night... 308 00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,488 in the same room, in the same bed and nothing happened? 309 00:19:28,805 --> 00:19:30,485 President, he was an Englishman. 310 00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:34,150 Ah, the English are gentlemen up to this point? 311 00:19:34,996 --> 00:19:38,836 They master themselves. They're trained to self-control since childhood. 312 00:19:38,993 --> 00:19:42,328 Actually, during the six years I stayed in England, 313 00:19:42,558 --> 00:19:46,528 alone in the streets of London, out in the country, in my bikini at the pool... 314 00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:49,528 you won't believe it, but no-one ever turned round to look at me. 315 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:50,688 I'm sure about that. 316 00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:55,288 There's much to do in this respect here, in our country. 317 00:19:55,688 --> 00:19:57,688 Statistics are terrifying. 318 00:19:58,076 --> 00:20:03,396 Here, when I walk in the street, I feel assaulted by the looks I get. 319 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:06,128 Penetrating looks, that undress you... 320 00:20:06,464 --> 00:20:08,664 It feels like walking around naked. 321 00:20:08,827 --> 00:20:11,728 It must be awful to feel continuously assaulted. 322 00:20:12,008 --> 00:20:14,128 No, I don't mind at all. 323 00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:17,755 - Whisky? - No, thanks, I don't drink alcohol. 324 00:20:18,196 --> 00:20:20,653 Ah, you don't drink alcohol. 325 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:25,208 - Orange juice then? - No, orange is lead in the evening. 326 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:48,088 - Why do you wear your hair so high? - A fright when I was a child. 327 00:20:48,208 --> 00:20:51,448 - Really? - Nonsense, I'm joking! 328 00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:58,105 - Mother was blond? - How do you know? 329 00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:02,128 - Big blue eyes. - Thank you! 330 00:21:02,841 --> 00:21:08,608 Do you know I'd be scared to find myself alone with you in a bedroom? 331 00:21:08,954 --> 00:21:11,368 A totally absurd hypothesis. 332 00:21:11,488 --> 00:21:15,663 I've never been in a bedroom with a woman 333 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:20,448 and never will I before marriage. Am I behaving correctly? 334 00:21:21,008 --> 00:21:22,008 Well... 335 00:21:22,488 --> 00:21:26,328 Virginia, I'm really bothered with the things you said. 336 00:21:26,488 --> 00:21:30,058 - What's wrong with what I said? - Futile nonsense! 337 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:33,768 - And what's more in front of Agostino. - He didn't seem shocked. 338 00:21:33,848 --> 00:21:38,568 That's because he's polite, but I know what he thought of you and I'm sorry. 339 00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:41,928 A girl can't easily find a man like him. 340 00:21:42,008 --> 00:21:43,088 Luckily, father! 341 00:21:43,208 --> 00:21:45,528 A pure, a tireless worker. 342 00:21:45,688 --> 00:21:49,328 Did you hear where he was going? Back to work with his secretary. 343 00:21:49,528 --> 00:21:53,866 I don't care, father. It's a matter of feeling for me. 344 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:58,560 All I want is to leave you in the hands of a gentleman 345 00:21:58,728 --> 00:22:00,848 and I'm sure I'm not wrong about Agostino. 346 00:22:01,368 --> 00:22:04,008 Very well, father, I'll try to please you. 347 00:22:05,848 --> 00:22:08,528 If need be, separate rooms. 348 00:22:09,768 --> 00:22:11,488 With that hair! 349 00:22:12,425 --> 00:22:14,882 - We'll comb it, dear. - Thanks, daddy. 350 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:23,848 Listen, I've been trying to talk to the general secretary for days! 351 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:27,008 - Should I knock down the door? - I've been ordered not to let you in. 352 00:22:28,608 --> 00:22:30,128 Legs and arms. 353 00:22:33,612 --> 00:22:36,248 Hello, this is the OIMP general secretary. Who's speaking? 354 00:22:36,648 --> 00:22:38,288 It's me, Virginia. 355 00:22:38,983 --> 00:22:42,768 Dear Miss Virginia, how delightful to hear your voice 356 00:22:42,928 --> 00:22:44,528 while I'm here, overburdened with work. 357 00:22:45,088 --> 00:22:48,728 It was my duty to thank you for the beautiful flowers. 358 00:22:49,394 --> 00:22:52,848 You're welcome, my duty. A welcome token from an old friend. 359 00:22:52,968 --> 00:22:56,328 - It was very kind of you. - I don't know if you like tulips. 360 00:22:56,435 --> 00:22:58,088 I prefer them to other flowers 361 00:22:58,248 --> 00:23:01,768 for in their colour you can contemplate the beauty of nature 362 00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:04,208 without the risk of being stunned by their perfume. 363 00:23:04,568 --> 00:23:06,248 Yes! 364 00:23:07,001 --> 00:23:09,288 They're very ornamental. 365 00:23:09,452 --> 00:23:12,848 It's father who told me to phone. 366 00:23:13,008 --> 00:23:14,768 Has Mr. President any orders for me? 367 00:23:15,128 --> 00:23:19,088 No, to fix something for this evening. I'm bored and I don't know anyone. 368 00:23:19,394 --> 00:23:21,906 Wouldn't you have called me if you'd known someone else? 369 00:23:22,008 --> 00:23:23,688 For Heaven's sake, sir. 370 00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:25,448 Not knowing anyone, 371 00:23:25,608 --> 00:23:28,688 I must ask you to dedicate some of your precious time to me. 372 00:23:29,023 --> 00:23:32,928 I'm glad to dedicate it to you. Tell me, I'm at your orders. I'm yours. 373 00:23:33,505 --> 00:23:35,928 - What shall we do then? - I don't know. 374 00:23:37,167 --> 00:23:38,367 I'm in your hands. 375 00:23:40,488 --> 00:23:43,368 Your taking a big risk. Shall we go to the cinema? 376 00:23:43,688 --> 00:23:46,728 Why not! There's lots of nice films I didn't see in London. 377 00:23:46,928 --> 00:23:48,568 We'll choose a suitable one for you. 378 00:23:48,848 --> 00:23:50,328 I'll pick you up at 9. 379 00:23:50,499 --> 00:23:52,699 Perfect. I'm sorry I disturbed you. 380 00:23:52,968 --> 00:23:56,448 The sound of your voice is always a pleasure for me. See you later. 381 00:23:58,488 --> 00:24:00,728 The mail to sign. 382 00:24:00,848 --> 00:24:04,848 Find me the complete film schedule, 383 00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,248 we're going to the cinema. 384 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:10,288 There's no point in telling the president about it. 385 00:24:10,526 --> 00:24:14,218 - The general secretary decides here. - Then announce me. 386 00:24:14,696 --> 00:24:17,208 General Secretary, the foosball man's here again. 387 00:24:17,328 --> 00:24:19,368 - Say the name! - Let him in. 388 00:24:19,568 --> 00:24:21,608 - Please. - Thank you. 389 00:24:22,728 --> 00:24:25,528 Here's the film schedule. 390 00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:31,688 "Cinderella", "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"... 391 00:24:32,088 --> 00:24:33,608 Come in! 392 00:24:34,288 --> 00:24:36,328 - Thank you. May I? - Yes? 393 00:24:40,968 --> 00:24:42,128 Here, I've found one. 394 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:45,110 "Move and I'll Shoot." Come in. 395 00:24:45,328 --> 00:24:46,328 Thank you. 396 00:24:47,178 --> 00:24:48,446 Tell me. 397 00:25:01,086 --> 00:25:04,086 Forgive me, but I think we've already met somewhere. 398 00:25:04,977 --> 00:25:07,869 It's possible, I receive lots of people. 399 00:25:08,001 --> 00:25:10,881 No, wait. Weren't you in Lugano in 1949? 400 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:14,501 Never been to Switzerland. Purpose of your visit? 401 00:25:15,127 --> 00:25:19,127 Allow me a question. Have you ever met a certain Wanda the Captainess 402 00:25:19,208 --> 00:25:20,768 who lived with a certain Pippo... 403 00:25:20,896 --> 00:25:23,976 I don't know any Wanda the Captainess, let alone this Pippo. 404 00:25:24,897 --> 00:25:29,057 Yet I can assure you that you and I... It might have been a long time ago, 405 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:32,008 but we've already met and maybe we were friends too. 406 00:25:34,445 --> 00:25:35,945 Listen, you can't fool me. 407 00:25:36,128 --> 00:25:38,848 If you're here about your club, nothing can be done about it. 408 00:25:39,216 --> 00:25:41,707 No, I'm saying this because I'm convinced. 409 00:25:41,848 --> 00:25:43,928 Why are you persecuting my club, anyway? 410 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:46,448 I'm not the one who's persecuting it. Do you mind? 411 00:25:46,607 --> 00:25:49,807 10,000 mothers signed against your club. 412 00:25:50,144 --> 00:25:53,968 Someone must wind them up. Couldn't you intervene? 413 00:25:55,848 --> 00:25:57,968 Go up against mothers? 414 00:25:59,128 --> 00:26:02,488 - You're naive. - Why are they against my club, 415 00:26:02,608 --> 00:26:05,288 when so many others... - Really? 416 00:26:05,448 --> 00:26:08,008 - Certainly! - Give me the names. 417 00:26:08,562 --> 00:26:11,288 Why should I tell on my competitors? 418 00:26:11,496 --> 00:26:14,536 If you want me to take care of them, report them. 419 00:26:14,608 --> 00:26:15,691 Then write. 420 00:26:15,789 --> 00:26:16,949 White Kat. 421 00:26:18,308 --> 00:26:19,368 White Kat. 422 00:26:20,928 --> 00:26:22,448 Taberna. 423 00:26:23,337 --> 00:26:24,257 Taberna. 424 00:26:24,848 --> 00:26:26,008 Write. The Tivoli. 425 00:26:30,328 --> 00:26:31,795 Tivoli. 426 00:26:32,248 --> 00:26:34,728 - The Aragosta. - Ah! 427 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,368 The Aragosta. 428 00:26:37,728 --> 00:26:38,768 Banana Bo'. 429 00:26:41,688 --> 00:26:43,288 Banana Bo'. 430 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:50,008 - What's wrong with these clubs? - Everyone knows! 431 00:26:50,088 --> 00:26:54,328 You just need to look at the sign, a woman undressing. And there's more! 432 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:25,789 - Mr. Salvi's here. - Good evening, miss. 433 00:27:25,928 --> 00:27:28,488 Is Mr. President watching TV? 434 00:27:28,568 --> 00:27:30,848 Father's out. He had a meeting. 435 00:27:30,968 --> 00:27:33,688 How odd, I organize them for him. 436 00:27:34,648 --> 00:27:37,768 Thursday, Friday and Saturday. It's Wednesday today, no meetings. 437 00:27:37,879 --> 00:27:41,609 He must've told a small lie to leave us alone. 438 00:27:41,848 --> 00:27:43,128 - Please sit. - Thanks. 439 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:46,448 - Do you still need me, ma'am? - No, you can go. 440 00:27:46,568 --> 00:27:49,128 - Is your sister arriving this evening? - Yes, thank you. 441 00:27:49,208 --> 00:27:51,528 Good evening, ma'am. Good evening, sir. 442 00:27:52,848 --> 00:27:56,088 - What is he doing? Is he leaving? - No, he's off to the station. 443 00:27:56,248 --> 00:27:58,728 All excuses not to work. 444 00:27:58,848 --> 00:28:01,248 Maybe he understood, too, that we wanted to be alone. 445 00:28:01,328 --> 00:28:04,008 In this case it would be my duty to leave. 446 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,128 You have antediluvian ideas. 447 00:28:07,288 --> 00:28:11,448 I often let my boyfriend up in my room when I was in England, 448 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:15,128 even after 3am. We had a scotch together... 449 00:28:15,288 --> 00:28:17,947 Nothing wrong ever happened. 450 00:28:18,156 --> 00:28:21,609 That's not surprising, the English are very frigid. 451 00:28:21,848 --> 00:28:25,128 - It's a matter of self-control. - Up to a certain point. 452 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,728 The fire, a record of Sinatra, an extra drop of whisky... 453 00:28:28,848 --> 00:28:30,328 One can lose control. 454 00:28:30,368 --> 00:28:34,848 Luckily I don't like whisky, let alone American songs. 455 00:28:34,968 --> 00:28:37,898 Do you always judge pleasures so harshly? 456 00:28:38,088 --> 00:28:41,328 I always avoid the things that annoy me. 457 00:28:41,448 --> 00:28:44,138 But you must have a drop of whisky this evening. 458 00:28:45,008 --> 00:28:48,208 Just a drop to make you happy. 459 00:28:57,968 --> 00:29:01,528 - How do you feel now? - Exactly as before. 460 00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,402 What shall we do? 461 00:29:04,688 --> 00:29:06,968 Shall we go to the cinema and have some fun? 462 00:29:07,088 --> 00:29:09,688 I'd prefer this slow dance. 463 00:29:22,648 --> 00:29:24,728 You have a sense of rhythm. 464 00:29:26,208 --> 00:29:28,968 - Father used to play the bass. - I see. 465 00:29:29,648 --> 00:29:31,768 A family of artists! 466 00:29:34,567 --> 00:29:37,693 Father used to play in nightclubs. 467 00:29:37,848 --> 00:29:40,208 I spent my childhood in "tabarins". 468 00:29:40,403 --> 00:29:43,679 That's why I abhor certain places 469 00:29:43,768 --> 00:29:46,716 and I've decided to fight them up to the end. 470 00:29:46,928 --> 00:29:50,128 - I'm beginning to understand you. - When I was 6, I lost my mother. 471 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:52,768 She left home with an illusionist and went to Santa Fe. 472 00:30:05,488 --> 00:30:09,008 You dance the Charleston splendidly! Where did you learn? 473 00:30:09,167 --> 00:30:13,287 When I was a child, I told you my father played the bass. 474 00:30:13,648 --> 00:30:16,728 This gives me the idea of a wonderful little program. 475 00:30:17,248 --> 00:30:18,328 Come! 476 00:30:19,848 --> 00:30:21,848 Slowly. Forgive me. 477 00:30:26,648 --> 00:30:27,968 Hello? 478 00:30:28,139 --> 00:30:29,660 Hello... 479 00:30:29,848 --> 00:30:31,208 Hello! 480 00:30:31,509 --> 00:30:34,780 Look at what these Japanese put on the market. 481 00:30:35,928 --> 00:30:37,328 A naked Japanese woman! 482 00:30:37,622 --> 00:30:40,528 The import of such vehicles of corruption should be prohibited. 483 00:30:40,648 --> 00:30:43,728 - Young people could come upon them. - Let me see. 484 00:30:45,128 --> 00:30:48,140 If these pictures trouble me, just imagine teenagers. 485 00:30:48,181 --> 00:30:49,302 Let's see. 486 00:30:51,128 --> 00:30:54,928 - Did you need me? - I'd like to talk about your daughter. 487 00:30:55,008 --> 00:30:57,608 You've swept her off her feet. 488 00:30:57,728 --> 00:31:00,848 - I'd rather not see her again. - Why? 489 00:31:00,968 --> 00:31:03,368 Forgive my frankness, 490 00:31:03,568 --> 00:31:05,768 but it's me who's getting too fond of her. 491 00:31:05,889 --> 00:31:10,209 So what's the problem? You should nurture this feeling. 492 00:31:10,328 --> 00:31:15,088 No, I've never loved in my life and I feel that if I'm too fond of her, 493 00:31:15,128 --> 00:31:18,328 the day Virginia rejects me could be fatal to me. 494 00:31:18,448 --> 00:31:21,848 - Reject you? Why? - Because I'm not worthy. 495 00:31:22,008 --> 00:31:25,968 I'm not worthy of her. I'm not good enough. I come from humble parents. 496 00:31:26,128 --> 00:31:28,008 Father used to play the bass. 497 00:31:28,128 --> 00:31:33,248 I know I'll end my days within these four walls, 498 00:31:33,328 --> 00:31:35,768 forgotten for the rest of my life. 499 00:31:35,928 --> 00:31:39,673 You're right, your words make me think. 500 00:31:40,128 --> 00:31:44,195 You deserve much more and I must help you out of anonymity. 501 00:31:44,368 --> 00:31:47,768 No, I want to remain the obscure executor of your orders. 502 00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:50,608 - Do you love Virginia? - I feel I can't renounce to her. 503 00:31:50,728 --> 00:31:54,128 Then your duty is to make your way 504 00:31:54,361 --> 00:31:57,222 and I must help you climb the ladder of success. 505 00:31:57,328 --> 00:31:59,728 If it were for me, I wouldn't ask anything from life, 506 00:31:59,768 --> 00:32:01,688 but if it's for Virginia, I'll accept gladly. 507 00:32:01,848 --> 00:32:05,737 Do you know what? You push me and I'll try my best to make my way. 508 00:32:05,968 --> 00:32:09,088 - Can I come to the congress in Munich? - No, you can't come. 509 00:32:09,230 --> 00:32:10,510 But you'll go alone! 510 00:32:11,008 --> 00:32:12,848 - To represent our country? - Yes. 511 00:32:13,008 --> 00:32:14,848 You'll make the speech I was supposed to make. 512 00:32:15,008 --> 00:32:17,173 - Will TV be there too? - Certainly, Eurovision. 513 00:32:17,288 --> 00:32:20,008 - That's how you start to get known. - And what will you do? 514 00:32:20,128 --> 00:32:22,208 I'll go to Montecatini, for my cure 515 00:32:22,328 --> 00:32:25,171 and I'll give way to you, the young. 516 00:32:25,288 --> 00:32:27,648 To you, to my Virginia! 517 00:32:27,807 --> 00:32:30,777 All I do, I do it for you, Mr. President. 518 00:32:31,008 --> 00:32:33,198 Can I call you father? 519 00:32:35,008 --> 00:32:37,648 Come on! Don't get carried away! 520 00:32:44,568 --> 00:32:45,848 DEPARTURES 521 00:32:50,239 --> 00:32:53,119 Hello, I'm awaited by the eminent actress Vera Serni. 522 00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:54,820 Come in. 523 00:32:55,008 --> 00:32:59,128 What an honour! I'm confused and touched, Your Excellency. 524 00:32:59,288 --> 00:33:02,248 - No, I'm no excellency. - What? Aren't you an excellency? 525 00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:05,008 - This is wonderful! - I'm neither a minister nor a prefect, 526 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:07,128 but the simple president of a private institution. 527 00:33:07,328 --> 00:33:08,848 Private but highly important. 528 00:33:08,968 --> 00:33:12,326 Our organization has a great moral authority, 529 00:33:12,488 --> 00:33:16,128 so it can impose itself. - I know that, unfortunately. 530 00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:19,806 But you've been so kind, you raise my hopes. 531 00:33:19,968 --> 00:33:23,248 - I can't tell you how grateful I am. - What for? 532 00:33:23,328 --> 00:33:25,648 You've taken the trouble personally. 533 00:33:25,768 --> 00:33:27,697 Please, sit down. 534 00:33:27,848 --> 00:33:29,768 I could've come to your house. 535 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:32,608 I would never have allowed a lady... 536 00:33:32,768 --> 00:33:34,777 You're so kind. 537 00:33:34,968 --> 00:33:37,404 But why haven't you ever wanted to see me at your office? 538 00:33:37,569 --> 00:33:38,648 Because I wasn't there. 539 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:42,745 These days my general secretary is in Munich, so I've allowed myself a break. 540 00:33:42,968 --> 00:33:45,499 But I meant before. 541 00:33:45,728 --> 00:33:49,088 - I came asking for you so many times! - Thank you. 542 00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:53,008 It's different at the office. My general secretary... 543 00:33:53,128 --> 00:33:55,368 - What a terrible man! - Yes, terrible... 544 00:33:55,528 --> 00:33:58,263 Sorry, I meant "strict". 545 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,704 And he'd better be! 546 00:34:01,084 --> 00:34:06,164 Agostino's created a barrier between me and the public, 547 00:34:06,244 --> 00:34:08,324 otherwise I'd never have any peace. 548 00:34:08,553 --> 00:34:11,073 But in serious cases... 549 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:13,691 Ours are all serious cases. 550 00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:18,100 So there's no hope at all for my case? 551 00:34:18,328 --> 00:34:22,355 Your general secretary is ruining my career. 552 00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,000 And you'll allow that brute to do so? 553 00:34:25,101 --> 00:34:30,301 Don't say that. Agostino's inflexible, pure. 554 00:34:30,714 --> 00:34:32,991 That "pure" man gives me such looks! 555 00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:38,140 It's true, Agostino's eyes are piercing. 556 00:34:41,008 --> 00:34:44,992 His eyes aren't piercing, they undress you. 557 00:34:45,436 --> 00:34:48,361 And do you know what he said to make fun of me? 558 00:34:48,481 --> 00:34:52,161 "Go to the Academy of Dramatic Arts, good girl!" 559 00:34:52,448 --> 00:34:56,368 - As if I... - You're right, you don't need it. 560 00:34:56,568 --> 00:34:58,688 You act spontaneously with your whole being, 561 00:34:58,768 --> 00:35:02,768 and cinema's a visual, plastic art. 562 00:35:04,459 --> 00:35:08,888 So... There's no remedy? 563 00:35:11,469 --> 00:35:16,069 - There's a remedy to everything, dear. - You're an angel! 564 00:35:17,130 --> 00:35:22,589 I just try to interpenetrate, cure, help, solve. 565 00:35:23,448 --> 00:35:27,247 Can it be solved then? Yes? 566 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:33,248 Your film's a very serious case. 567 00:35:33,328 --> 00:35:36,827 I haven't seen it, but Agostino told me your legs... 568 00:35:36,911 --> 00:35:40,158 These ever-exposed legs! 569 00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:42,272 Scene requirement! 570 00:35:42,384 --> 00:35:45,944 I'll replay it for you, so you'll see with your own eyes and believe. 571 00:35:46,151 --> 00:35:49,113 Look, this is the scene. 572 00:35:49,265 --> 00:35:52,945 My lover's sitting on the sofa, just like you are. 573 00:35:53,182 --> 00:35:57,542 I come in and run to sit on his lap. 574 00:35:57,848 --> 00:36:01,896 The gown slips revealing my legs. 575 00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:06,448 Is there any malice? You tell me if there's any malice. 576 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:11,848 - And then he kisses you? - No, he rejects me. 577 00:36:14,789 --> 00:36:19,005 And what does your lover do next? 578 00:36:41,179 --> 00:36:43,186 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll conclude. 579 00:36:43,659 --> 00:36:46,288 Corruption spreads throughout the world, 580 00:36:46,357 --> 00:36:48,477 a corruption which is all the more dangerous 581 00:36:48,608 --> 00:36:52,024 when it's devious, insinuating, disguised. 582 00:36:52,571 --> 00:36:54,371 Watch the films... 583 00:37:11,457 --> 00:37:15,817 What more could I add to the clear, specific words 584 00:37:15,919 --> 00:37:18,821 of my dear Chinese colleague? Thank you. 585 00:37:19,064 --> 00:37:23,024 Actresses compete for supremacy, 586 00:37:23,164 --> 00:37:28,044 not in performance, but in chest circumference! 587 00:37:28,370 --> 00:37:32,050 Look at magazines, advertisements, fashion, beaches... 588 00:37:39,768 --> 00:37:43,049 "Battle!" is the cry of my Arab colleague. 589 00:37:43,208 --> 00:37:45,648 And may battle be. 590 00:37:45,768 --> 00:37:48,538 Always and everywhere, the same temptation 591 00:37:48,711 --> 00:37:51,231 accomplished with the most diabolical expedients. 592 00:37:51,568 --> 00:37:53,208 And what about strip-tease? 593 00:38:03,279 --> 00:38:06,479 Censorship throughout the world tolerates it! 594 00:38:06,638 --> 00:38:10,958 It's passed off as an artistic performance, but is this art? I... 595 00:38:11,648 --> 00:38:15,128 Calm down, you've already said that. Sit down. Keep quiet. 596 00:38:15,288 --> 00:38:17,008 What are you doing? You argue too? 597 00:38:17,208 --> 00:38:20,608 Quiet China, quiet Japan! Quiet! 598 00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,274 Hello? Ah, it's you, Virginia. 599 00:38:29,488 --> 00:38:33,215 I'm at the office with the National Commission of Mothers. 600 00:38:33,482 --> 00:38:35,162 Cinematographic matters. 601 00:38:35,565 --> 00:38:38,205 I'll be busy all afternoon, don't wait for me for supper. 602 00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:39,740 Alright. 603 00:38:40,008 --> 00:38:42,971 You want to know what I'll do? I'll call a friend 604 00:38:43,049 --> 00:38:45,149 or I'll go to the cinema on my own. 605 00:38:45,259 --> 00:38:49,419 I know we're not in England, but I doubt I'll come upon a brute. 606 00:38:49,648 --> 00:38:53,498 Alright. Yes, father. Don't worry. 607 00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:54,688 Bye, daddy. 608 00:38:55,128 --> 00:38:56,088 Bye! 609 00:38:57,306 --> 00:39:00,426 There's someone here who'd like to talk to Mr. President, ma'am. 610 00:39:00,488 --> 00:39:02,328 Father's out, he'll be out all day. 611 00:39:02,448 --> 00:39:05,940 But this young man has begged me to ask you when he can come back. 612 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:08,020 - A young man? - Yes, ma'am. 613 00:39:08,327 --> 00:39:09,719 Let him in. 614 00:39:41,848 --> 00:39:45,515 - Hello. - Did you want to talk to father? 615 00:39:45,728 --> 00:39:48,582 I've been trying for days, that's why I dared... 616 00:39:48,699 --> 00:39:52,459 You were right, father just called to say he'll be home soon. 617 00:39:52,608 --> 00:39:53,608 Really? 618 00:39:55,766 --> 00:39:58,152 - Please sit down. - Thank you. 619 00:40:00,368 --> 00:40:03,288 - A drink? - No, thanks, I don't want to disturb. 620 00:40:03,455 --> 00:40:04,608 Don't worry. 621 00:40:05,224 --> 00:40:08,171 I'm so lonely! You keep me company. 622 00:40:08,648 --> 00:40:12,008 - I'll play a record, do you mind? - I love music. 623 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:18,568 - It's a blues. - Then we have the same tastes. 624 00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,088 I suspected that. 625 00:40:28,248 --> 00:40:32,568 - Don't mind me, I can't keep still. - Go ahead. 626 00:40:38,768 --> 00:40:39,768 Nervous? 627 00:40:41,208 --> 00:40:44,328 I should be, but we'd better not talk about it. 628 00:40:46,730 --> 00:40:50,369 - Can father do anything? - He could do a lot. 629 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:55,120 Then stop worrying, because father blindly does whatever I say. 630 00:40:56,208 --> 00:40:57,928 Does he? 631 00:41:04,149 --> 00:41:07,019 - You know you have a good rhythm? - Do you think so? 632 00:41:07,150 --> 00:41:10,590 Yes, you have the beat. 633 00:41:11,728 --> 00:41:12,768 Do you mind? 634 00:41:18,369 --> 00:41:23,689 - What are you thinking about? - I'd better not say, miss... 635 00:41:23,850 --> 00:41:26,850 Don't make me suffer. Some audacious thought? 636 00:41:28,108 --> 00:41:30,988 Let us not raise brother against brother. 637 00:41:31,128 --> 00:41:33,568 Let's be strong and united! 638 00:41:33,718 --> 00:41:37,998 On this note, I'd like to draw your attention 639 00:41:38,128 --> 00:41:40,328 to this statue. 640 00:41:40,428 --> 00:41:42,988 Oh God, what's this? Pardon. 641 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,688 This statue is naked. 642 00:41:47,568 --> 00:41:52,389 The artist stripped it almost completely of its clothes. 643 00:41:52,768 --> 00:41:56,848 Yet neither in me nor in you does it elicit profane feelings. 644 00:41:59,088 --> 00:42:01,088 But what about strip-tease? 645 00:42:01,128 --> 00:42:04,768 Strip-tease presented today to the public as an artistic performance, 646 00:42:04,928 --> 00:42:08,448 what is it, dear congress members? 647 00:42:12,008 --> 00:42:16,090 A young lady, completely dressed, 648 00:42:16,328 --> 00:42:20,153 appears in the spotlight accompanied by rousing music. 649 00:42:20,830 --> 00:42:23,590 She slowly starts undressing 650 00:42:23,835 --> 00:42:26,795 and while she undresses, she sways her hips. 651 00:42:27,128 --> 00:42:30,328 She twists in suggestive movements. 652 00:42:32,009 --> 00:42:36,889 Then she slips off her dress and walks around in her full slip. 653 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:40,448 Then she takes that off too and remains in her bra. And finally... 654 00:42:40,728 --> 00:42:44,088 even the last bastion of her pudency... 655 00:42:46,650 --> 00:42:48,010 falls. 656 00:42:48,328 --> 00:42:52,311 But it's not enough! The woman, though totally naked, 657 00:42:52,508 --> 00:42:54,428 goes on walking and swaying. 658 00:42:56,008 --> 00:42:59,248 No! We must step in like doctors step into leper colonies 659 00:42:59,328 --> 00:43:01,328 and you two are coming with me! 660 00:43:03,008 --> 00:43:05,848 I'm going and whoever wants to come, comes. 661 00:43:11,328 --> 00:43:13,688 - Oh God, what's up? - Seen these brakes? 662 00:43:13,848 --> 00:43:15,128 Yes, but slow down. 663 00:43:15,288 --> 00:43:17,688 Don' t you like feeling the thrill of speed? 664 00:43:17,768 --> 00:43:20,448 I prefer trying other kinds of thrills. 665 00:43:20,568 --> 00:43:23,448 How odd... I thought you were detached from certain instincts. 666 00:43:23,528 --> 00:43:26,128 When one's near a beautiful woman like you... 667 00:43:26,208 --> 00:43:31,328 - Let's go to the pinewood. - Yes, please! I love nature so much. 668 00:43:36,288 --> 00:43:41,208 This air is tonic, detoxicating, exciting! 669 00:43:46,268 --> 00:43:49,628 - Do you ever do breathing exercises? - No, I've too much to do. 670 00:43:49,768 --> 00:43:52,248 - Try, it develops the chest. - Does it? 671 00:43:52,328 --> 00:43:53,768 Look. 672 00:43:53,848 --> 00:43:56,266 One, two, three. 673 00:43:56,541 --> 00:44:00,381 - One, two, three. - Thanks, wonderful, I feel like a lion! 674 00:44:00,629 --> 00:44:04,789 - Oh, poor me! Help! - No, don't shout! 675 00:44:04,969 --> 00:44:09,729 Don't shout, miss, or God knows what they'll think! 676 00:44:10,128 --> 00:44:11,128 No! 677 00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:12,608 No. 678 00:44:13,928 --> 00:44:16,768 Help! Help! 679 00:44:18,088 --> 00:44:22,208 - Stop! Was he bothering you? - No, we were playing. 680 00:44:23,221 --> 00:44:26,981 - You were playing? - Yes, I was playing. 681 00:44:28,448 --> 00:44:30,328 At his age... 682 00:44:30,488 --> 00:44:34,205 That wretched officer's spoilt this wonderful day. 683 00:44:34,328 --> 00:44:37,368 - Come, I know a lovely little spot. - Where? 684 00:44:37,509 --> 00:44:39,000 Come. 685 00:44:40,238 --> 00:44:44,362 Giuseppe, you must get your sister at the station, right? 686 00:44:44,484 --> 00:44:46,813 My sister? Ah, yes! 687 00:44:47,620 --> 00:44:50,020 - May I go? - Certainly, go. 688 00:44:50,208 --> 00:44:51,328 Thank you. 689 00:44:53,610 --> 00:44:56,930 I can't resist the temptation of unlacing men's shoes. 690 00:44:57,049 --> 00:45:01,832 - I'm sorry, but these have buckles. - Then... I'll take it off. 691 00:45:04,928 --> 00:45:06,568 Teaser! 692 00:45:07,608 --> 00:45:08,488 Sit on the rug. 693 00:45:08,608 --> 00:45:11,968 I don't understand this fixation of the Italians for sitting on chairs. 694 00:45:12,127 --> 00:45:14,889 Ours is a very benighted country. 695 00:45:15,059 --> 00:45:18,356 Giovanni, look into my eyes, tell me the truth. 696 00:45:18,530 --> 00:45:22,570 - What happened in your club? - I can assure you, nothing wrong! 697 00:45:22,768 --> 00:45:24,528 Wild orgies? 698 00:45:25,128 --> 00:45:27,799 The worse we do in my club is play foosball, 699 00:45:27,930 --> 00:45:31,249 but unmentionable things go on in other clubs. 700 00:45:31,448 --> 00:45:35,248 - Why hasn't father had them shut down? - Probably he doesn't know about them. 701 00:45:35,328 --> 00:45:38,648 - Tell me everything and I'll report it. - Don't embarrass me. 702 00:45:38,768 --> 00:45:41,128 It's not things you can tell a lady about. 703 00:45:41,248 --> 00:45:45,074 I'm dying to know. Call girls? 704 00:45:45,568 --> 00:45:47,008 In a certain sense... 705 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:50,338 How are the encounters arranged? 706 00:45:50,490 --> 00:45:51,730 It's very simple, 707 00:45:52,008 --> 00:45:55,448 the client's usually a rich old "commendatore". 708 00:45:55,608 --> 00:45:59,440 He phones a certain number and asks, for instance, 709 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:02,900 for a French painting with a golden frame for the evening at 10. 710 00:46:03,088 --> 00:46:04,528 What does that mean? 711 00:46:04,648 --> 00:46:07,848 That the client wants an appointment with a French girl. 712 00:46:08,008 --> 00:46:10,688 - What about the golden frame? - It's the blond hair. 713 00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:13,128 Interesting! What then? 714 00:46:13,768 --> 00:46:17,740 Then he goes to the appointment in these famous clubs, 715 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:21,648 he dines with the girl in a private booth where there've got all they need. 716 00:46:21,768 --> 00:46:24,128 A fire burns, liqueur, music... 717 00:46:24,208 --> 00:46:27,288 A discreet and very comfortable place. 718 00:46:27,648 --> 00:46:29,128 Exactly like here. 719 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:34,528 Here too we have a fire, music, whisky... 720 00:46:34,768 --> 00:46:38,608 It's a comfortable place and you've even lost a shoe. 721 00:46:47,328 --> 00:46:49,768 - We want a table. - They're all taken. 722 00:46:50,608 --> 00:46:53,088 That table's free. 723 00:46:53,248 --> 00:46:55,368 - We'd like that table. - I'm sorry, it's booked. 724 00:46:55,568 --> 00:46:58,448 I booked it, "Moralité Publique". 725 00:47:12,328 --> 00:47:16,471 - What would you like? - Juice. 726 00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:58,928 The strip-tease is starting. 727 00:49:10,328 --> 00:49:11,928 Calm down! Hush! 728 00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:12,848 Revolting! 729 00:51:48,688 --> 00:51:52,248 So this is an artistic performance! It's terrible, isn't it? 730 00:51:57,768 --> 00:52:00,208 We can go now. 731 00:52:01,354 --> 00:52:04,674 You've seen enough, the strip-tease is finished. 732 00:52:05,088 --> 00:52:08,753 You should be in bed at this time, let's go. 733 00:52:09,688 --> 00:52:10,688 Disgusting! 734 00:52:11,648 --> 00:52:12,768 A scandal! 735 00:52:13,128 --> 00:52:14,528 Devils! 736 00:53:37,098 --> 00:53:40,374 - Hello? - Do you want to come to my table? 737 00:53:40,734 --> 00:53:43,614 - I'll be right there. - Come, babe. 738 00:53:49,528 --> 00:53:51,768 - Thanks for the invitation. - What are you doing? 739 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:54,515 - You invited me. - Get up, I didn't invite you. 740 00:53:54,648 --> 00:53:57,488 - You invited me. - No, it must be a poor contact. 741 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,928 But you phoned me. 742 00:53:59,008 --> 00:54:01,248 Don't deceive yourself, I called that lady. 743 00:54:01,328 --> 00:54:03,728 - Don't you want me? - No, who are you? 744 00:54:03,768 --> 00:54:06,008 - You're rude. - You're rude. 745 00:54:06,128 --> 00:54:09,848 - And ugly with it. - You're ugly! 746 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:18,768 - Hello, miss? - Good evening. 747 00:54:19,212 --> 00:54:22,128 - Do you speak Italian? - A little. 748 00:54:23,733 --> 00:54:26,968 - Shall we have a drink? - I'd love one. 749 00:54:27,648 --> 00:54:29,208 Good. 750 00:54:34,448 --> 00:54:36,448 Champagne, please. 751 00:54:45,208 --> 00:54:47,448 - My name's Monica. - Eh? 752 00:54:47,608 --> 00:54:49,300 Monica. 753 00:54:49,491 --> 00:54:51,211 Monique. 754 00:54:51,349 --> 00:54:54,269 - Did you like my performance? - Very nice. 755 00:54:54,528 --> 00:54:57,063 I've rarely seen such a fast typist. 756 00:54:57,211 --> 00:55:01,390 - It used to be my job. - Why did you quit? 757 00:55:02,008 --> 00:55:05,208 I prefer getting undressed in public rather than in private. 758 00:55:07,008 --> 00:55:09,208 That's a good one! 759 00:55:14,949 --> 00:55:19,029 No, thanks, Champagne bloats me. 760 00:55:19,128 --> 00:55:20,248 "Bloats"? 761 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:27,800 I know this stuff, it's trash, it bloats me, you tell him. 762 00:55:28,008 --> 00:55:30,911 But you must order something. 763 00:55:31,288 --> 00:55:33,608 Two scotches. 764 00:55:36,328 --> 00:55:38,768 - Will you dance? - Yes. 765 00:55:56,618 --> 00:55:58,978 - Are you of age? - Yes, I'm 22. 766 00:55:59,128 --> 00:56:02,396 - How long have you worked in this club? - Two years. 767 00:56:02,768 --> 00:56:06,077 What do your parents say? Mum, dad... 768 00:56:06,208 --> 00:56:08,128 They live in the country. 769 00:56:12,128 --> 00:56:16,058 - Do you live alone? - Yes, in a bedsit. 770 00:56:20,848 --> 00:56:23,008 Free entry? 771 00:56:23,688 --> 00:56:25,768 Not for everyone. 772 00:56:26,568 --> 00:56:30,328 - Do you dance like this with everyone? - It depends on the man. 773 00:56:31,488 --> 00:56:33,848 Am I your type? 774 00:56:34,127 --> 00:56:38,236 - Ah, you Italians! - You'd like to go to Italy, right? 775 00:56:38,362 --> 00:56:44,282 I've always dreamt of going. The sea, the sun, the blue sky... 776 00:56:46,701 --> 00:56:49,621 - Are you paid by the "cork"? - Cork? 777 00:56:51,181 --> 00:56:53,621 What percentage do you get on each bottle? 778 00:56:53,848 --> 00:56:57,848 - 5%. - You could get 10% in Italy. 779 00:56:58,008 --> 00:57:02,968 - They exploit you here. - How do you know these things? 780 00:57:03,846 --> 00:57:06,406 Father played the bass. 781 00:57:17,088 --> 00:57:21,288 What are you doing later? Are you having tea at my place? 782 00:57:22,568 --> 00:57:26,008 - At 4 in the morning? - You don't have to drink. 783 00:57:27,208 --> 00:57:29,968 How much is a tea at your place? 784 00:57:30,128 --> 00:57:33,208 - 100 marks. - 100 marks? 785 00:57:33,323 --> 00:57:38,383 That would be 14,800 liras at the current exchange rate. 786 00:57:38,639 --> 00:57:41,439 - Is it too much? - No, you could earn more. 787 00:57:41,648 --> 00:57:44,768 - What do you care? - Let me calculate. 788 00:57:44,928 --> 00:57:48,768 Let's see... five corks at 5%. 789 00:57:48,848 --> 00:57:50,968 5 times 5 is 25... 790 00:57:51,131 --> 00:57:53,331 That would be 950 liras. 791 00:57:53,568 --> 00:57:56,728 Then we add ten whiskeys... 792 00:57:56,875 --> 00:57:58,395 Ten whiskeys... 793 00:57:59,488 --> 00:58:01,528 That would be 740 liras. 794 00:58:03,928 --> 00:58:06,928 - How much for the strip-tease? - 30 marks. 795 00:58:08,008 --> 00:58:10,488 30 marks... The total would be 5,200 liras. 796 00:58:10,648 --> 00:58:12,968 I'm offering you a way to earn more, my little one. 797 00:58:13,088 --> 00:58:14,688 - In Italy? - Yes, in Rome. 798 00:58:14,768 --> 00:58:17,777 A far more honest and profitable job, would you like that? 799 00:58:17,954 --> 00:58:20,873 - Let me taste your whisky. - Drink yours. 800 00:58:21,008 --> 00:58:23,488 Why do you allow them to exploit you? 801 00:58:23,608 --> 00:58:25,648 I knew it, it's tinted water, right? 802 00:58:25,768 --> 00:58:29,568 - What do you care? - I pay 1,500 liras for this whisky, 803 00:58:29,648 --> 00:58:33,008 and it goes to that slave driver of your master instead of you. Right? 804 00:58:33,848 --> 00:58:36,968 I pay 1,500 liras for this whisky and you give me tinted water. 805 00:58:37,088 --> 00:58:40,608 I'm chucking this filth and I won't pay you! 806 00:58:47,128 --> 00:58:50,208 I've been watching you all evening. Leave my club. 807 00:58:50,288 --> 00:58:53,128 This gentleman's right, every evening you take more advantage of me! 808 00:58:53,288 --> 00:58:54,728 And every whisky costs an extra 8 marks. 809 00:58:54,848 --> 00:58:58,088 - You're nothing but a tart. - You crook! 810 00:58:58,768 --> 00:59:00,968 Music, music, come on! 811 00:59:01,128 --> 00:59:02,568 Take this, for your trouble. 812 00:59:02,688 --> 00:59:03,648 What happened? 813 00:59:03,768 --> 00:59:07,103 I finally told him the truth, he didn't like it and threw me out. 814 00:59:07,288 --> 00:59:10,088 - Congratulations for the slap. - Go to hell! 815 00:59:12,848 --> 00:59:16,342 - He fired you, right? - Yes, because of you. 816 00:59:16,488 --> 00:59:19,848 You did it on purpose, I can see that, I'm not stupid. 817 00:59:20,008 --> 00:59:23,688 Let's see if you'll really let me work in Italy now. 818 00:59:23,832 --> 00:59:26,488 - Don't worry. - I hope I won't regret it. 819 00:59:28,266 --> 00:59:32,094 - Nice, isn't it? - It looks very cosy. 820 00:59:32,248 --> 00:59:35,638 It's a discreet place where you can dine in intimacy. 821 00:59:35,848 --> 00:59:36,848 Nice! 822 00:59:37,181 --> 00:59:39,848 Discretion is a major virtue, don't you think? 823 00:59:39,968 --> 00:59:41,127 Yes. 824 00:59:41,250 --> 00:59:44,530 Good evening. How nice to see you again! How are you? 825 00:59:44,728 --> 00:59:46,410 - Fine, thanks. - I'm glad. 826 00:59:46,528 --> 00:59:50,541 - Commendatore... A dear friend. - Very honoured. 827 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,248 - Have you never been here? - Never. 828 00:59:52,407 --> 00:59:56,146 No? Now you know the way. Please take a seat. 829 01:00:02,258 --> 01:00:05,218 - Are you staying for dinner? - Certainly. 830 01:00:05,346 --> 01:00:07,568 Are you dining out here or "séparé"? 831 01:00:07,677 --> 01:00:09,317 - Séparé. - Right. 832 01:00:09,525 --> 01:00:12,088 - Would you like a cocktail? - Yes, why not? 833 01:00:12,208 --> 01:00:15,008 I'll have a Martini with a drop of Angostura. 834 01:00:15,128 --> 01:00:16,128 The same. 835 01:00:16,248 --> 01:00:20,199 - Olives and caviar on toast. - We have the same tastes. 836 01:00:20,328 --> 01:00:21,848 Excuse me. 837 01:00:22,648 --> 01:00:24,096 Barman! 838 01:00:25,407 --> 01:00:26,367 How quiet! 839 01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:31,217 I feel like an amnesiac recovering his memory. 840 01:00:32,464 --> 01:00:34,499 Shall we have a look inside? 841 01:00:34,629 --> 01:00:38,069 - Later on. - How sweet is your "later on"! 842 01:00:38,422 --> 01:00:42,055 A young man would have insisted, not me. I know how to wait. 843 01:00:42,208 --> 01:00:46,840 - Good. You know how to act. - Yes, darling, I know how to act. 844 01:00:48,525 --> 01:00:52,123 I can wait, I can foretaste. Right now I'm foretasting, 845 01:00:52,248 --> 01:00:56,361 I look at you, I admire you, I desire you and I foretaste. 846 01:00:56,728 --> 01:00:59,328 Aren't you foretasting, dear? 847 01:00:59,688 --> 01:01:04,248 I'll call mother! I'll tell her the car's broken down. 848 01:01:12,918 --> 01:01:16,438 - Is everything alright, sir? - Perfectly, thank you. 849 01:01:18,226 --> 01:01:21,848 This is my phone number, only for friends and personalities. 850 01:01:22,008 --> 01:01:23,328 Thank you. 851 01:01:23,938 --> 01:01:27,738 If you don't want to say your name, just say, "Vera's friend". 852 01:01:27,928 --> 01:01:30,208 Right, "Vera's friend". 853 01:01:30,588 --> 01:01:33,268 If you want a discreet room, you'll say, 854 01:01:33,368 --> 01:01:37,088 "Marga, I'd like a nice frame for that painting". 855 01:01:37,248 --> 01:01:42,368 A nice frame! Refined trick, delicate precaution. 856 01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,768 - I could also order a nice painting! - Naturally. 857 01:01:46,928 --> 01:01:49,328 If you order a painting by a Flemish artist, 858 01:01:49,448 --> 01:01:51,728 it will mean you want a blond girl. 859 01:01:51,768 --> 01:01:55,453 - A Neapolitan artist for a brunette! - Exactly! 860 01:01:55,608 --> 01:01:59,768 If you want her full of life, gutsy, you'll say, 861 01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:02,368 "French impressionism." - Wonderful! 862 01:02:02,528 --> 01:02:05,629 But no abstract art! 863 01:02:05,806 --> 01:02:09,174 If you happen to have a good opportunity, 864 01:02:09,328 --> 01:02:11,768 call me at this number. 865 01:02:11,976 --> 01:02:15,131 Don't ask for Vera's friend! 866 01:02:15,341 --> 01:02:19,349 I'll pretend I'm calling from the Visual Arts Gallery. 867 01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:21,328 Splendid! 868 01:02:23,787 --> 01:02:25,267 Good luck. 869 01:02:31,568 --> 01:02:34,288 Cheers! "Ad maiora." 870 01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:36,417 - Oh God! - Who is it? 871 01:02:46,948 --> 01:02:49,588 What is it? Are you scared of that little woman? 872 01:02:49,768 --> 01:02:51,648 Keep your voice down, she's spying on me. 873 01:02:51,728 --> 01:02:54,864 How did she know I was here? She must've followed me all day! 874 01:02:55,008 --> 01:02:56,848 - Who is she? - A devilish woman. 875 01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,008 I should've sent her to Germany with Agostino, 876 01:03:00,088 --> 01:03:02,008 but one's never too cautious. 877 01:03:02,128 --> 01:03:05,900 We must leave. Sorry, dear, we'll have to give up this time. 878 01:03:06,008 --> 01:03:07,568 Alright, let's go. 879 01:03:07,688 --> 01:03:12,491 Start going. I'll cut through the fields and join you at the crossroads. 880 01:03:12,688 --> 01:03:14,128 As you wish. 881 01:03:17,032 --> 01:03:19,768 Ladies and gentlemen, my father played the bass. 882 01:03:19,962 --> 01:03:22,876 The person who's speaking to you and has spurred you on to fight 883 01:03:22,968 --> 01:03:25,958 comes from a family that knew the depravation of society. 884 01:03:26,100 --> 01:03:27,900 No-one better than me can state 885 01:03:28,098 --> 01:03:31,769 that these girls can be pulled out of the mud and saved. 886 01:03:32,008 --> 01:03:33,928 I've already had one of them fired, 887 01:03:34,088 --> 01:03:36,528 and others like her will be sent to new jobs. 888 01:03:36,688 --> 01:03:38,608 I give the floor to the Chinese Chin Tao Co, 889 01:03:38,728 --> 01:03:41,328 while I go back to my pragmatic and constructive work. 890 01:03:41,488 --> 01:03:43,968 Goodbye. Don't lose yourselves in words. 891 01:03:44,008 --> 01:03:45,768 Dammit! 892 01:04:05,905 --> 01:04:07,765 Move! 893 01:04:16,528 --> 01:04:17,688 Stop! 894 01:04:17,768 --> 01:04:19,568 Stop! Enough! 895 01:04:24,239 --> 01:04:26,679 Krüger, what are they doing? 896 01:04:27,167 --> 01:04:32,471 It's an artistic performance. That one even imitates Gréco. 897 01:04:33,106 --> 01:04:36,968 Who cares! Krüger, I need understanding young girls 898 01:04:37,088 --> 01:04:39,208 who get some "corks" after the show. 899 01:04:39,328 --> 01:04:41,768 Commendatores are getting very demanding in Italy. 900 01:04:41,848 --> 01:04:45,528 When they come from Milan to Rome, they close their deal, pocket the money 901 01:04:45,664 --> 01:04:47,248 and want to have fun in the evening! 902 01:04:47,328 --> 01:04:51,641 But Agostino, I've always pleased your commendatores. 903 01:04:51,769 --> 01:04:55,409 They're no different from ours! 904 01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:58,128 Are they willing for the after-show? 905 01:04:59,448 --> 01:05:01,248 The man wants to know 906 01:05:01,386 --> 01:05:07,786 if you're willing... let's say... to entertain the club's guests... 907 01:05:08,208 --> 01:05:09,928 Do you understand what I mean? 908 01:05:10,128 --> 01:05:13,328 Who do you take us for? We're dancers, not entraîneuse! 909 01:05:13,807 --> 01:05:16,455 We've no wish to entertain old men. 910 01:05:16,608 --> 01:05:20,848 - We're artists. Goodbye! - Goodbye! 911 01:05:24,768 --> 01:05:25,928 Are they leaving? 912 01:05:26,368 --> 01:05:29,568 They don't like entertaining commendatores. 913 01:05:30,248 --> 01:05:32,754 And you're laughing? You shouldn't have asked them! 914 01:05:32,871 --> 01:05:35,191 You must first hire them, so they're stuck! 915 01:05:35,487 --> 01:05:37,783 Where do you need these attractions for? 916 01:05:37,859 --> 01:05:41,619 Monique at the White Kat packs the house every evening! 917 01:05:41,768 --> 01:05:46,338 The strip-tease club is fine, the problem is the Banana Bo'. 918 01:05:46,514 --> 01:05:51,182 - No Swede for the Banana Bo'? - I know what you need. 919 01:05:51,568 --> 01:05:52,648 Next ones! 920 01:06:22,768 --> 01:06:23,728 Bravo! 921 01:06:23,848 --> 01:06:28,128 The commendatore is not getting the Swede, but the negress! 922 01:06:28,408 --> 01:06:32,608 - But be careful with them. - Why? 923 01:06:32,779 --> 01:06:35,259 That one's a man. 924 01:06:35,448 --> 01:06:37,448 - No! - Yes. 925 01:06:43,673 --> 01:06:46,543 - Are you a man? - Yes. 926 01:06:49,007 --> 01:06:52,305 - Why pretend to be a woman? - He didn't want to go in the army. 927 01:06:52,448 --> 01:06:55,848 - Like me. Where are they from? - It's rather complicated... 928 01:06:56,008 --> 01:06:57,608 Are they illegal immigrants? 929 01:06:58,688 --> 01:07:03,928 Not exactly illegal, but there are a lot of complications. 930 01:07:04,008 --> 01:07:05,648 They're a bit irregular... 931 01:07:05,768 --> 01:07:10,448 I see, better that way, they won't protest. They're in my power. 932 01:07:13,741 --> 01:07:16,039 - You like Italy? - Yes! 933 01:07:16,170 --> 01:07:18,850 And me like you, too. 934 01:07:19,085 --> 01:07:22,205 - Thank you. - Quiet, you're a man. 935 01:07:23,337 --> 01:07:26,359 Make them move a bit. Make them move! 936 01:07:26,505 --> 01:07:29,225 Move, girls. Get going! 937 01:07:29,269 --> 01:07:30,848 You're going to Italy. 938 01:07:56,328 --> 01:07:59,248 Good evening. Please, come in. 939 01:08:26,448 --> 01:08:29,088 - Cigarettes? - No, thank you. 940 01:08:30,528 --> 01:08:31,828 Are you new? 941 01:08:31,926 --> 01:08:35,008 Yes, I came from Munich with the strip-tease girl. 942 01:08:35,128 --> 01:08:38,488 But you strip off first! 943 01:08:38,608 --> 01:08:41,768 No, I'm allergic to gardenias and calceolarias. 944 01:08:41,848 --> 01:08:43,768 - And what? - Calceolarias. 945 01:08:44,486 --> 01:08:46,726 What funny legs that girl has. 946 01:08:46,848 --> 01:08:48,768 They'd be beautiful on their own, 947 01:08:48,848 --> 01:08:52,328 but with that chest... I don't know, it doesn't add up! 948 01:08:52,368 --> 01:08:54,448 But it does add up for the owner! 949 01:08:54,568 --> 01:08:56,288 This is nothing, wait till later. 950 01:08:56,448 --> 01:08:59,648 Navels! Navels! And they make me close my club! 951 01:08:59,768 --> 01:09:01,768 Do you think it's fair? 952 01:09:01,928 --> 01:09:04,528 - I'd like to bring your father here. - Father! 953 01:09:04,608 --> 01:09:05,608 Yes, father! 954 01:09:08,008 --> 01:09:10,768 You really don't want anything? 955 01:09:11,816 --> 01:09:16,564 - Yes, your phone number. - 879560... 956 01:09:16,728 --> 01:09:19,488 - Sorry? - 879... 957 01:09:19,768 --> 01:09:20,848 Later. 958 01:09:39,328 --> 01:09:41,568 It's starting, watch carefully. 959 01:10:06,008 --> 01:10:10,128 This girl doesn't undress nicely. She's got no method. 960 01:10:10,568 --> 01:10:13,088 How would you undress? 961 01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:19,568 Exasperatingly slowly. 962 01:10:28,848 --> 01:10:31,208 Have you seen this club? 963 01:10:45,848 --> 01:10:47,248 - Virginia! - Father! 964 01:10:47,328 --> 01:10:49,488 - Why are you here? - What about you? 965 01:10:49,648 --> 01:10:52,208 I'm here for good reasons, 966 01:10:52,328 --> 01:10:56,208 as the president of the OIMP. - Perfect, so you can help! 967 01:10:56,328 --> 01:10:57,328 Excuse me, who are you? 968 01:10:57,368 --> 01:11:00,328 He's the young man I told you so much about. The foosball one. 969 01:11:00,488 --> 01:11:02,528 How dare you bring Virginia to these clubs? 970 01:11:02,688 --> 01:11:05,568 - I wanted her to see. - One's enough in the family. 971 01:11:05,744 --> 01:11:09,248 To do you justice and because Virginia asked me to, 972 01:11:09,368 --> 01:11:13,448 I forced myself and this evening, for the first time in my life, 973 01:11:13,568 --> 01:11:15,288 I've come to this sewer. 974 01:11:15,368 --> 01:11:18,328 - Uncle, it's our turn! - What? 975 01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:21,448 Have you forgotten? Cha cha! 976 01:11:21,608 --> 01:11:23,568 You're mistaken, miss. 977 01:11:24,488 --> 01:11:25,928 You're mad! 978 01:11:26,968 --> 01:11:28,848 Virginia dear, go back home. 979 01:11:29,008 --> 01:11:30,848 Be kind, see her home. 980 01:11:31,128 --> 01:11:34,448 I must go right through with this, in your own interests. 981 01:11:34,568 --> 01:11:38,008 - Waiter! - Leave it. Go, children. 982 01:11:38,208 --> 01:11:40,608 Remember, straight home. 983 01:11:53,488 --> 01:11:56,288 - Do you speak Italian? - A little. 984 01:11:56,613 --> 01:12:01,128 Forgive me for disturbing you, but you don't know why I'm here. 985 01:12:01,288 --> 01:12:04,848 - It's easy to guess. - No. I just want what's good for you. 986 01:12:05,056 --> 01:12:09,896 - I'm on a morality mission. - And I'll end up in Baghdad! 987 01:12:10,008 --> 01:12:12,288 - Baghdad? - Sold into white slavery. 988 01:12:12,377 --> 01:12:14,057 I don't understand. 989 01:12:14,328 --> 01:12:16,528 Don't you? Let me explain! 990 01:12:16,751 --> 01:12:19,511 I met another man like you in Munich. 991 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:22,568 He wanted my own good, he said I was exploited, 992 01:12:22,648 --> 01:12:25,728 that I could find an honest job in Italy. The result? 993 01:12:25,816 --> 01:12:28,976 I do the same job as in Munich, but I earn much less! 994 01:12:29,128 --> 01:12:31,968 There I got 5%, here 3%. 995 01:12:32,008 --> 01:12:36,288 And every evening I must dine in a séparé with a commendatore! 996 01:12:36,523 --> 01:12:38,323 Oh, poor dear! 997 01:12:38,448 --> 01:12:43,208 I can't imagine who this vulgar person might be. 998 01:12:43,449 --> 01:12:47,328 The world's full of traps for poor defenceless girls. 999 01:12:47,528 --> 01:12:50,488 But you can trust me. I'm the president 1000 01:12:50,608 --> 01:12:54,128 of the International Organization for the "Moralité Publique". 1001 01:12:54,248 --> 01:12:59,552 I'm in this club to gain a close knowledge of problems like yours. 1002 01:12:59,796 --> 01:13:02,916 - You can help me then? - Certainly, dear. 1003 01:13:03,068 --> 01:13:06,248 As soon as my general secretary comes back, a pure man, 1004 01:13:06,328 --> 01:13:08,968 I'll have him look into your case. - Thank you! 1005 01:13:09,356 --> 01:13:12,511 I'd so much love to change life. 1006 01:13:12,902 --> 01:13:15,802 You'll change, I promise. 1007 01:13:16,208 --> 01:13:19,248 - Goodnight, dear. - Goodnight. 1008 01:13:19,587 --> 01:13:22,307 - Forgive me for thinking... - It happens. 1009 01:13:33,556 --> 01:13:38,156 I didn't imagine the problem of call girls was so serious! 1010 01:13:38,348 --> 01:13:41,768 - A real plague, Mr. President. - We'll cure it. 1011 01:13:41,939 --> 01:13:45,219 As soon as my general secretary is back, we'll start our crusade. 1012 01:13:45,368 --> 01:13:48,848 It will be hard work. Call girls are wild. 1013 01:13:48,983 --> 01:13:53,128 What vile plans does technical progress serve! 1014 01:13:54,848 --> 01:13:56,968 - Do you mind? - Please. 1015 01:13:57,768 --> 01:13:59,695 Hello? 1016 01:13:59,998 --> 01:14:02,688 The Visual Arts Gallery? Tell me. 1017 01:14:03,113 --> 01:14:05,648 I've a wonderful opportunity for you. 1018 01:14:05,768 --> 01:14:08,494 Yes, I see. 1019 01:14:08,807 --> 01:14:12,008 I'll deal with it all. The Flemish school. 1020 01:14:12,736 --> 01:14:17,789 Do you recommend this painting? Is it a sure investment? I won't regret? 1021 01:14:18,043 --> 01:14:21,402 Gold frame! Good. 1022 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:23,918 See you later. 1023 01:14:24,066 --> 01:14:25,786 Are you interested in paintings? 1024 01:14:26,484 --> 01:14:29,404 Antique. Art is a great soother. 1025 01:14:29,887 --> 01:14:33,647 - Then I'll ask my sister to invite you. - Your sister? 1026 01:14:33,970 --> 01:14:37,599 - Yes, she has an antiques gallery. - I'll be very interested. 1027 01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:40,328 - Please. - Don't forget the call girls. 1028 01:14:40,368 --> 01:14:43,248 The bugle will call for reveille soon! Leave it to me, Baroness. 1029 01:14:43,368 --> 01:14:44,328 Thank you. 1030 01:14:45,887 --> 01:14:47,887 - Eleonora, you're here? - My respects. 1031 01:14:47,928 --> 01:14:51,008 - Farewell, ladies. - Farewell, Mr. President. 1032 01:14:51,128 --> 01:14:53,488 You always arrive at the right moment. 1033 01:14:53,637 --> 01:14:57,477 - I've got the mail for you to sign. - Leave it there. 1034 01:14:58,316 --> 01:15:01,876 These articles talk about our activity. 1035 01:15:02,037 --> 01:15:04,908 Make four copies of each. I need them tomorrow morning. 1036 01:15:05,088 --> 01:15:07,799 I can deliver them by midnight. 1037 01:15:09,934 --> 01:15:13,294 - Then copy these too. - What must I copy? 1038 01:15:13,424 --> 01:15:15,943 - All the leading articles. - It'll take all night! 1039 01:15:16,012 --> 01:15:18,848 You'll be remunerated for the overtime. 1040 01:15:18,891 --> 01:15:21,651 - Thank you and good evening. - Good evening. 1041 01:15:21,968 --> 01:15:25,528 Eleonora, don't leave work for any reason. It's urgent. 1042 01:15:25,706 --> 01:15:27,786 Don't worry. 1043 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:37,648 - Please. - Thank you. 1044 01:15:37,857 --> 01:15:41,208 - Do you like the place? - Yes, it's very nice. 1045 01:15:41,328 --> 01:15:44,328 - And... the painting? - Any moment now. 1046 01:15:44,488 --> 01:15:48,008 - What's she like? - Don't be so impatient! 1047 01:15:48,088 --> 01:15:52,768 - Is she a classy girl? - Certainly, an excellent education. 1048 01:15:53,008 --> 01:15:57,128 Does she know I'm quite an age? 1049 01:15:58,008 --> 01:15:59,448 What are you saying?! 1050 01:15:59,728 --> 01:16:02,768 Age doesn't matter for a handsome man like you! 1051 01:16:03,088 --> 01:16:05,968 I'll send in the Flemish painting now. 1052 01:16:24,637 --> 01:16:26,285 Good evening. 1053 01:16:27,896 --> 01:16:29,176 You? 1054 01:16:32,242 --> 01:16:36,247 - There's a misunderstanding, miss. - No, I'd say it's all very clear! 1055 01:16:36,288 --> 01:16:39,848 - Let me explain. - It's already very clear. 1056 01:16:39,975 --> 01:16:42,775 The situation might seem against me, but... 1057 01:16:42,887 --> 01:16:44,547 You're not fooling me! 1058 01:16:44,644 --> 01:16:49,448 No, I only want to understand how certain things happen. 1059 01:16:49,928 --> 01:16:52,368 Really? Wasn't the show enough? 1060 01:16:52,896 --> 01:16:56,008 - Do you want a private strip-tease? - What are you saying, miss? 1061 01:16:57,328 --> 01:16:59,439 God! The police. 1062 01:17:08,997 --> 01:17:10,981 That's the man who sent me to Italy! 1063 01:17:11,042 --> 01:17:12,082 Agostino? 1064 01:17:13,056 --> 01:17:15,256 Come on, Snow White. 1065 01:17:17,509 --> 01:17:19,309 Let's go! 1066 01:17:21,822 --> 01:17:25,742 I've always considered him like my conscience! 1067 01:17:30,208 --> 01:17:33,219 Come in. Come in. 1068 01:17:36,810 --> 01:17:38,472 - Marga! - Welcome back, love. 1069 01:17:38,579 --> 01:17:39,699 - Is everything alright? - Yes. 1070 01:17:39,848 --> 01:17:42,555 - We're on the accounts. - Eleonora. 1071 01:17:42,967 --> 01:17:46,087 Agostino! I was about to leave. 1072 01:17:46,422 --> 01:17:49,088 - How are things at the office? - All is wrong when you're away. 1073 01:17:49,208 --> 01:17:51,648 Don't say you've seen me tomorrow at the office. 1074 01:17:51,768 --> 01:17:54,008 I'm not stupid. I'll hug you again. 1075 01:17:54,276 --> 01:17:56,436 - The takings? - 450,000. 1076 01:17:56,528 --> 01:17:59,768 - 450,800. - The White Kat? 1077 01:18:00,728 --> 01:18:02,688 - It's them. - Go and see. 1078 01:18:04,088 --> 01:18:06,128 White Kat? How much? 1079 01:18:06,288 --> 01:18:08,368 Yes, alright. Goodnight. 1080 01:18:08,596 --> 01:18:10,426 How much? 1081 01:18:10,540 --> 01:18:12,620 - 900,000. - Good, on a Friday! 1082 01:18:13,004 --> 01:18:15,368 It's the German strip-teaser who attracts all these people. 1083 01:18:15,528 --> 01:18:16,608 Good, we reconfirm her. 1084 01:18:16,768 --> 01:18:19,528 The Banana Bo' could do with an enticing show too. 1085 01:18:19,648 --> 01:18:21,448 - I've brought some negresses. - Let me see. 1086 01:18:21,568 --> 01:18:23,288 - Do you like them? - Where are they from? 1087 01:18:23,368 --> 01:18:25,208 Senegal, Kenya and Jamaica. 1088 01:18:25,356 --> 01:18:28,356 - Where they make rum. - What are you on about? 1089 01:18:28,896 --> 01:18:31,176 Are their papers in order? 1090 01:18:31,648 --> 01:18:34,368 - As much as yours. - What do they do? 1091 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:39,123 Show us your number. 1092 01:18:46,454 --> 01:18:49,054 Well? No? 1093 01:18:51,357 --> 01:18:55,679 - I really like this one. - You do? I bet, it's a man! 1094 01:18:55,928 --> 01:18:58,008 - A man? - You're a man? 1095 01:18:58,728 --> 01:19:01,208 Yes, I'm a man. 1096 01:19:03,207 --> 01:19:05,087 - Nice trick, isn't it? - Yes, a nice trick! 1097 01:19:05,166 --> 01:19:06,726 - Take them to bed. - All together? 1098 01:19:06,768 --> 01:19:09,648 - No, the man separately! - All the rooms are taken. 1099 01:19:09,905 --> 01:19:13,186 - We'll put them in the cellar. - No, they'd steal the bottles! 1100 01:19:13,328 --> 01:19:15,128 - We'll lock them inside. - Yes? 1101 01:19:15,218 --> 01:19:19,418 - With the man? - It's their business. Take them away. 1102 01:19:24,128 --> 01:19:25,768 Let's go. 1103 01:19:29,387 --> 01:19:33,507 Are you sleeping at home or keeping me company? 1104 01:19:33,877 --> 01:19:35,797 I'm staying with you. 1105 01:19:38,376 --> 01:19:40,116 No need to ask. 1106 01:20:28,368 --> 01:20:29,768 - Agostino! - Yes? 1107 01:20:29,896 --> 01:20:33,266 - Aren't you coming to bed? - I'll just see father and come. 1108 01:20:33,488 --> 01:20:34,768 Father... 1109 01:20:45,095 --> 01:20:47,015 Goodnight, father. 1110 01:20:52,848 --> 01:20:55,328 - Hello. - Welcome back, Mr. Secretary. 1111 01:20:55,448 --> 01:20:56,568 Crosswords? 1112 01:20:56,786 --> 01:20:59,386 - We were expecting you on Thursday. - A little surprise. 1113 01:20:59,429 --> 01:21:01,927 I wanted to see if everything was working alright in my absence. 1114 01:21:01,968 --> 01:21:03,685 - Is Mr. President at work? - No. 1115 01:21:03,921 --> 01:21:05,726 - What time is it? - 11:30. 1116 01:21:05,980 --> 01:21:08,688 He's been coming in around midday since you left. 1117 01:21:08,768 --> 01:21:11,288 - What time does he leave? - Around one. 1118 01:21:11,459 --> 01:21:13,968 Non-stop hours, right? 1119 01:21:16,008 --> 01:21:20,248 May I? We've covered the navel with a veil. 1120 01:21:20,368 --> 01:21:22,008 - Good. - Yes. 1121 01:21:22,128 --> 01:21:24,008 Worse and worse! It's even more exciting. 1122 01:21:24,128 --> 01:21:26,648 - Off with the veil. - But... 1123 01:21:28,368 --> 01:21:30,488 Have you heard the news? 1124 01:21:30,568 --> 01:21:32,968 You got into the Academy of Dramatic Arts? 1125 01:21:33,088 --> 01:21:35,848 There's no need for school with a body like mine. 1126 01:21:36,008 --> 01:21:40,128 My film's coming out today in three major cinemas. 1127 01:21:40,288 --> 01:21:41,448 Hadn't it been banned? 1128 01:21:41,568 --> 01:21:44,128 The mothers withdrew their charge. 1129 01:21:44,248 --> 01:21:47,008 - Who convinced them? - They spoke to the president. 1130 01:21:47,088 --> 01:21:49,968 - Why aren't you at your place? - I led the lady in. 1131 01:21:50,008 --> 01:21:53,768 She doesn't need you to lead her! Got it? Goodbye. 1132 01:21:55,029 --> 01:21:57,589 There was nothing pornographic in my film. 1133 01:21:57,728 --> 01:22:01,248 You were in it. Your presence alone creates a provocative atmosphere. 1134 01:22:01,368 --> 01:22:04,568 - Why thanks! How kind! - It wasn't a compliment. 1135 01:22:08,848 --> 01:22:11,381 Have you ever practised strip-tease in public? 1136 01:22:11,587 --> 01:22:15,147 - How dare you? - Why? Wouldn't you? 1137 01:22:23,856 --> 01:22:26,625 Mr. General Secretary! 1138 01:22:26,848 --> 01:22:28,128 Eleonora! 1139 01:22:28,942 --> 01:22:31,382 Welcome, Mr. Agostino. 1140 01:22:31,728 --> 01:22:34,368 - A German sweet, from Munich. - Thank you. 1141 01:22:34,528 --> 01:22:36,328 Chew slowly. Back to work! 1142 01:22:42,768 --> 01:22:46,448 - Have you transcribed the tape? - It's all archived. 1143 01:22:46,608 --> 01:22:47,568 Good. 1144 01:22:53,328 --> 01:22:54,768 Typewriter! 1145 01:22:54,968 --> 01:22:59,668 Detailed report of OIMP congress in Germany. 1146 01:23:06,324 --> 01:23:10,762 The problem of young women in the northern countries 1147 01:23:11,076 --> 01:23:13,836 is getting ever so dramatic. 1148 01:23:23,088 --> 01:23:25,688 In fact, I myself 1149 01:23:26,047 --> 01:23:30,605 have noticed these girls in the streets turning round to look at me, 1150 01:23:30,957 --> 01:23:33,648 as if the roles were inverted. 1151 01:23:33,768 --> 01:23:37,248 Mr. General Secretary, the president is asking for you! 1152 01:23:38,085 --> 01:23:40,322 - Early? - Early. 1153 01:23:49,209 --> 01:23:51,449 Hello, Mr. President. 1154 01:23:55,768 --> 01:23:57,648 Hello everyone. 1155 01:24:03,726 --> 01:24:05,446 Considering the presence of these strangers, 1156 01:24:05,528 --> 01:24:07,928 may I know the reason for this assembly? 1157 01:24:08,322 --> 01:24:13,088 Dearest Agostino, you should be able to imagine the reason for this assembly. 1158 01:24:14,527 --> 01:24:17,287 Am I deluding myself, or have I been named vice president? 1159 01:24:17,532 --> 01:24:20,212 Do you know what the English call men like you? 1160 01:24:20,676 --> 01:24:24,796 - I don't speak English. - They call them "slave traders". 1161 01:24:25,008 --> 01:24:29,608 - Could you translate, please? - White slave traders. 1162 01:24:30,768 --> 01:24:32,608 - What do you mean? - You should understand. 1163 01:24:32,728 --> 01:24:34,128 You're a monster! 1164 01:24:34,328 --> 01:24:37,288 You wormed your way into our organization like a snake 1165 01:24:37,424 --> 01:24:40,768 after having thrown out our poor commendatore Menegotti. 1166 01:24:40,848 --> 01:24:44,768 You took advantage of the good faith of thousands of mothers 1167 01:24:44,928 --> 01:24:46,208 for your vile interests! 1168 01:24:46,328 --> 01:24:47,648 What shall we do, Mr. President? 1169 01:24:47,768 --> 01:24:50,528 Shall we go on listening to the old hag or come to the point? 1170 01:24:50,976 --> 01:24:54,656 My dear son, the point is that you must leave. 1171 01:24:55,847 --> 01:24:59,087 Leave after all I've done for our organization! 1172 01:24:59,128 --> 01:25:02,208 We're at a crossroads, either you leave or we leave. 1173 01:25:02,328 --> 01:25:04,288 You leave, I'm not holding you back. 1174 01:25:06,008 --> 01:25:09,968 We've been given an alternative. What must we do? 1175 01:25:10,128 --> 01:25:14,396 Mr. President, you don't suggest we're the ones who must leave? 1176 01:25:14,648 --> 01:25:18,088 Dear sir, we'll put your back to the wall! 1177 01:25:18,208 --> 01:25:21,486 Are you leaving without causing trouble or do you prefer to face a scandal? 1178 01:25:21,570 --> 01:25:22,687 I prefer the scandal. 1179 01:25:22,817 --> 01:25:26,897 Agostino, think of it. You'll be crushed by the weight of your own faults. 1180 01:25:27,299 --> 01:25:30,459 Then "may Samson die with all the Philistines!" 1181 01:25:30,688 --> 01:25:35,012 We've nothing to blame ourselves for, our conscience is pure. 1182 01:25:35,328 --> 01:25:40,568 Mr. President, honestly speaking, the purest in here has scabies! 1183 01:25:41,884 --> 01:25:45,109 May I, Mr. President? Even you, Mr. Menegotti. 1184 01:25:51,608 --> 01:25:55,490 - Where's he gone? - He must be washing his hands. 1185 01:26:00,928 --> 01:26:03,368 Set it down. Power plug. 1186 01:26:03,528 --> 01:26:05,328 No, that's industrial, the other one! 1187 01:26:05,448 --> 01:26:09,648 - What's this device? - Eleonora, press the button. 1188 01:26:11,208 --> 01:26:13,208 - What is it? - What's this farce? 1189 01:26:13,288 --> 01:26:16,368 Eleonora, let Mr. Menegotti hear. Record number 1. 1190 01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:18,961 Alright, you take them. 1191 01:26:19,128 --> 01:26:23,008 Menegotti took 300,000, you take 300,000, 1192 01:26:23,147 --> 01:26:26,267 so the poster is approved and all's well! 1193 01:26:26,519 --> 01:26:27,848 Mr. Menegotti! 1194 01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:33,480 Menegotti, I refuse to believe you took a bribe! 1195 01:26:33,560 --> 01:26:35,873 Mr. Count, don't rush, there's also something for you. 1196 01:26:36,042 --> 01:26:39,722 Eleonora, let Mr. Count hear. Record number 2. 1197 01:26:40,009 --> 01:26:43,049 - Hello? This is Count Vasaldi Bertinacci. - Tell me. 1198 01:26:43,189 --> 01:26:45,629 - Menegotti, did you get the 300? - Yes, just now. 1199 01:26:45,798 --> 01:26:49,198 Then it's agreed, fifty-fifty. 150 for me and 150 for you. 1200 01:26:49,368 --> 01:26:51,490 I'm astounded! 1201 01:26:51,768 --> 01:26:54,008 I understand, we're all humans, Count, 1202 01:26:54,695 --> 01:26:58,415 I understand human weakness, but this is too much! 1203 01:26:58,694 --> 01:27:01,934 Mr. President, don't get excited, it could hurt you. Please sit. 1204 01:27:02,307 --> 01:27:06,968 It's not finished. Eleonora, let us hear. Record number 3. 1205 01:27:07,248 --> 01:27:11,939 - Is she a classy girl? - Certainly, an excellent education. 1206 01:27:12,448 --> 01:27:15,768 Does she know I'm a certain age? 1207 01:27:16,288 --> 01:27:17,448 What are you saying?! 1208 01:27:17,568 --> 01:27:20,008 Who's this libertine? Is it one of you? 1209 01:27:21,952 --> 01:27:23,432 It's you, Mr. President. 1210 01:27:25,743 --> 01:27:30,133 In view of this scandal, all we can do is go back to our activities 1211 01:27:30,247 --> 01:27:32,647 with the Animal Protection Society. 1212 01:27:32,688 --> 01:27:35,660 These creatures are worthier than you men! 1213 01:27:35,841 --> 01:27:38,881 Now we're alone, shall we come to an agreement? 1214 01:27:39,507 --> 01:27:41,587 Alright, let's listen. 1215 01:27:41,802 --> 01:27:44,968 - What do you propose? - It's very simple! 1216 01:27:46,487 --> 01:27:49,287 This wonderful place in the eighteenth century style 1217 01:27:49,368 --> 01:27:51,688 will be taken over by me, I'll pay cash, 1218 01:27:51,768 --> 01:27:54,713 and I'll change it into a stylish nightclub, 1219 01:27:54,886 --> 01:27:57,966 with lots of young ladies and an excellent orchestra. 1220 01:27:58,121 --> 01:28:01,368 I give each one of you the chance to join my enterprise. 1221 01:28:02,008 --> 01:28:06,208 I might've deserved criticism as the secretary of the OIMP, 1222 01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:11,327 but I know my business in the nightclub sector! 1223 01:28:11,529 --> 01:28:14,248 - Don't be mad. - I'm smart! 1224 01:28:16,767 --> 01:28:19,887 Everything has a limit! Don't you knock anymore? 1225 01:28:20,094 --> 01:28:22,694 - The commissioner... - Who hired you? 1226 01:28:24,783 --> 01:28:28,343 - You're Sergio Sciscia! - So? 1227 01:28:29,312 --> 01:28:31,728 - He has two names then? - He has at least 5, 1228 01:28:31,867 --> 01:28:34,547 but even more arrest warrants and convictions. 1229 01:28:34,727 --> 01:28:38,121 Not to speak about the frauds for illegal practice of a profession. 1230 01:28:38,248 --> 01:28:42,554 You practised medicine illegally for three years. 1231 01:28:42,679 --> 01:28:46,239 - No mortal case. - You're also known abroad. 1232 01:28:46,418 --> 01:28:49,298 In Lugano you were sentenced in absentia for fraud. 1233 01:28:49,488 --> 01:28:51,008 Ah, so you were in Lugano! 1234 01:28:51,207 --> 01:28:54,409 - And you knew Wanda the Captainess. - Well? Why? 1235 01:28:54,568 --> 01:28:56,208 - So you knew Pippo too. - Well? 1236 01:28:56,773 --> 01:29:00,328 So it was you running on the roofs in pyjamas with 30,000 Swiss francs. 1237 01:29:00,528 --> 01:29:03,368 - Well? - Those 30,000 francs were mine. 1238 01:29:03,586 --> 01:29:05,586 This concerns the police of the Canton of Ticino. 1239 01:29:05,648 --> 01:29:06,848 What are you saying? 1240 01:29:06,968 --> 01:29:09,648 You always save yourself at the last moment. Take him away. 1241 01:29:09,728 --> 01:29:13,848 One moment, commissioner. One last hug. 1242 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:16,128 - Eleonora... - Agostino, where are they taking you? 1243 01:29:16,288 --> 01:29:17,768 They're taking me away, dear. 1244 01:29:17,926 --> 01:29:21,734 We've shared many lovely moments, never forget. 1245 01:29:22,086 --> 01:29:26,129 Make that loot disappear, you'll give it back to me when I'm out. 1246 01:29:26,527 --> 01:29:28,527 Are you arresting me because of the negresses? 1247 01:29:28,568 --> 01:29:29,528 Yes. 1248 01:29:29,608 --> 01:29:35,128 - I'd like to discuss a technicality. - Don't worry, we'll do so later. 1249 01:29:35,328 --> 01:29:38,288 What about my 30,000 francs? I won't let you go! 1250 01:29:38,975 --> 01:29:44,255 Interpreting the feelings of thousands of mothers, 1251 01:29:44,576 --> 01:29:47,768 I beg you to shut down the offending clubs immediately. 1252 01:29:47,968 --> 01:29:51,724 Don't worry, we'll start with these offices. 1253 01:29:54,257 --> 01:29:57,897 Mr. Commissioner, I'd like to ask for one last favour. 1254 01:29:58,537 --> 01:30:01,451 Have the Caracas reopen, the foosball club. 1255 01:30:01,568 --> 01:30:05,250 It's a personal favour I'm asking before I resign. 1256 01:30:05,879 --> 01:30:09,399 The foosball club? Alright, it's not a problem. 1257 01:30:09,635 --> 01:30:11,395 - Thank you. - Thank you, Commissioner. 1258 01:30:14,166 --> 01:30:15,513 Hello? 1259 01:30:16,927 --> 01:30:19,439 This is the Visual Arts Gallery. 1260 01:30:19,591 --> 01:30:22,671 Yes. Don't you remember? 1261 01:30:23,121 --> 01:30:26,285 A Greek painting, black frame, ebony. 1262 01:30:26,491 --> 01:30:28,411 Yes, mother. 1263 01:30:28,727 --> 01:30:31,636 Alright, mother. Yes, mother. 1264 01:30:32,288 --> 01:30:33,368 Yes. 1265 01:30:34,205 --> 01:30:35,845 Bye, mother. 1266 01:30:37,805 --> 01:30:38,685 My mother. 1267 01:30:40,208 --> 01:30:42,608 You're lucky to still have your mother! 1268 01:30:43,918 --> 01:30:46,118 I'm glad to be able to help you. 1269 01:30:46,208 --> 01:30:47,128 Thank you. 1270 01:30:47,169 --> 01:30:49,569 Where shall we celebrate this happy event? 1271 01:30:49,767 --> 01:30:52,287 - Where you want. - Giovanni, I thought you'd never come! 1272 01:30:52,379 --> 01:30:54,108 Had you forgotten I was waiting for you? 1273 01:30:54,149 --> 01:30:57,669 I'm talking to the lady. She might have managed to get our club reopened. 1274 01:30:57,848 --> 01:31:01,608 - Yes? You're the president's daughter! - You're the little sister. 1275 01:31:01,757 --> 01:31:03,637 - Yes. - No, I'm the wife. 1276 01:31:05,777 --> 01:31:11,337 - What a nice surprise! - So the club will reopen? 1277 01:31:11,768 --> 01:31:14,208 Well, it depends on my father... 1278 01:31:14,357 --> 01:31:16,517 - What do you mean? - Goodbye. 1279 01:31:16,688 --> 01:31:20,368 - Where are you going? Aren't you coming? - I'm going to father. 1280 01:31:22,586 --> 01:31:25,746 See? I'd told you to wait in the car! 1281 01:31:25,968 --> 01:31:29,328 The tall one is a man dressed up as a woman to avoid the army. 1282 01:31:29,487 --> 01:31:31,807 The other two are volunteers so I'm not guilty. 1283 01:31:31,888 --> 01:31:35,448 Admitting you're right, allow me this little technicality. 1284 01:31:35,646 --> 01:31:37,566 What are these? Handcuffs? Is it regulation? 1285 01:31:37,608 --> 01:31:38,648 Yes. 1286 01:31:38,728 --> 01:31:42,608 Mr. Commissioner, there's a mistake that could ruin your career. 1287 01:31:42,768 --> 01:31:45,208 - Allow me a technicality. - Get in, we'll talk later. 1288 01:31:45,366 --> 01:31:50,726 The Code says "white slavery", they're black! Excuse me... 1289 01:31:51,660 --> 01:31:54,100 If you've made this mistake, 1290 01:31:54,288 --> 01:31:56,768 either you ask my forgiveness or you modify the Code. 1291 01:31:56,848 --> 01:31:57,848 Let's go! 1292 01:31:58,008 --> 01:32:00,088 What are you doing? Are you modifying it? 1293 01:32:00,248 --> 01:32:05,648 Don't trust me, for I'll deceive you. 1294 01:32:06,568 --> 01:32:09,328 Moralist, can you tell me what morality is? 1295 01:32:09,506 --> 01:32:14,826 It's a lie for the simple, but it's not for me. 1296 01:32:15,836 --> 01:32:19,488 No no, no no, no no, it's not for me! 1297 01:32:26,648 --> 01:32:28,128 Moralist. 98798

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