All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E22 R.I.P. Henry Flatt_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the good old boys ♪

♪ Never meaning no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble
with the law ♪

♪ Since the day
they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way,
the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪

In Hazzard County
there ain't but two things

that'll make the Duke boys
run like a rabbit

being chased by a fox.

Either the law
is on their tail

or they're afraid of
something a whole lot worse.

Luke, can't you go faster?

Uncle Jesse gonna kick our butt
if we're late for supper.

Yes, especially since
he's cooking.

Them pork chops are goin' in
about right now.

Alright, no problem.
We'll take that ol' shortcut.

Where did that come from?

If this is the short cut,
I wanna see the long way home.

I sure would.
Just glad, I wasn't drivin'.

Oh, dang.

Looks they shortened
my short cut.

The general would have to be
a gator to crawl out of here.

The quicker we get home
the better.

'Why don't we walk through
the old cemetery?'

Considering the time
and the way Uncle Jesse

is gonna be feeling
I suggest we run.

- Yeah, let's go.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- Well, all I said was--
- All I said was..

I don't want you saying
so much as one word

about my secret project...
till--

It pays off.

- Till it pays off.
- Oh, well --

And that won't be
until it's finished.

No, no, that's right.

Now, did any little, itty,
bitty, bit of what I just said

get into any crevice
in that great big--

- Lump you call a brain.

This is good a place as any.

You fellas sure have a strange
idea about taking shortcuts.

First you dang near kill us
for taking yours.

And now both half scare
me to death with his.

Relax, Daisy.

What could be scary about a
peaceful, quiet place like this?

Bo, will you just
cut it out.

Look.

It's Henry Flatt.

No, it is not. We were
at his funeral a year ago.

Then it's
Henry Flatt's ghost.

Wait a minute.

Daisy, you know there ain't
no such thing as ghosts.

I know it and you know it,
but does that ghost know it?

- I'm getting out of here.
- Wait a minute.

Get up, get up.

Oh no, let go.
It's only me, Henry Flatt.

Now hold on. Didn't we lay you
to rest a year ago?

'We did. I remember
what the preacher said.'

He said that, Henry Flatt's
gonna have the rest of his days

to repent his sins and he's--

And I'd be needing
every minute of it.

You shucked and jived
20,000 bucks

right out of Boss'
fat little pocket?

What a shuck and jive
that was.

He posted a $500 reward
for you, dead or alive.

$500 dollars, that I shared
with the undertaker

when he buried the casket
full of bricks

that was supposed to be me.

Boys, the only way
I could go on living

was to get myself
declared dead.

Why are you taking a chance
of getting caught by showing up?

I seen this.

And this.

And this.

It's just a bunch
of road markers.

I bet there's a thousand
of them out here.

Hold on, Boss Hogg's running
a new road out this way.

Yeah, and it's gonna start,
right here over my grave.

Oh, come on, Henry.

- Nobody's gonna to do that.
- 'Ceptin, Boss Hogg.'

According to the law,
anytime a grave is moved

they got to first
verify the contents

of the box and when they verify
this one, it's full of bricks.

Which puts you right back
into top of Boss' list.

The boys had enough sense
to hide old Henry in the barn

not to spring him on Uncle
Jesse until after breakfast.

'Henry Flatt, you old sideliner,
you get in here.'

I thought we was rid of you.

Now, Jesse, you ain't still
holding that 20,000 dollars

snuckin' I gave Boss Hogg
against me.

Uncle Jesse,
Boss Hogg don't know it

but you know what Henry
did with that money?

'That new Youth Center
over at Capitol City.'

It ain't Henry
we gotta worry about.

Like usual, it's Boss Hogg.

And he's gonna build something
right over Henry's grave.

And if the surveyor's
markers ain't lying

he gonna keep on
building right straight

through that old veteran's
cemetery to boot.

The veteran's cemetery?

Well, not even J.D. Hogg would
try a dirty trick like that.

I ain't had the privilege
of serving my country

like Luke and...
some of us here.

'But If I was a veteran--'

You wouldn't stand for it
anymore than Uncle Jesse would.

Well, it's gonna
take some doing.

But us Dukes ain't
gonna let J.D. Hogg

get away with
a dirty trick like that.

Even if it means saving
your miserable hide.

Early next morning
the boys hit City Hall

while most folks in Hazzard
were still milking.

Hey, Bo.
Come here.

Take a look at this.

Shh, listen.

County land commissioner,
J.D. Hogg

states that the Veteran Cemetery
ain't been used

in the 40 years
since it was dedicated

and therefore it has
been declared surplus

sold to the highest
and only bidder.

- J.D. Hogg.
- You got it.

If it still ain't protested by
day after tomorrow it's final.

'He's bound determined
to get that land.'

Well, no wonder.
Would you look at this?

He's planning
on subdividing the land

and putting up
a housing development

called...
Hogg's Heavenly Acres.

Stand to reason.

According to all this stuff,
it's legal.

Yeah, Bo, but y'all ain't.

'What in the world
are you all doing here?'

'I'm gonna have to arrest y'all
for breaking in.'

Get your hands on that chair
so I can keep my eyes on you.

Wait!

I'll tell Uncle Jesse on y'all.

Open this door now.

Open this door.

Open it..

Freeze, crook!
I've got you.

Alright,
put your hands up.

It ain't even
duck hunting season.

I done caught myself
a couple of dead ducks.

Now, wouldn't you just know it.

This is the one morning
Rosco showed up early.

Alright, come on down here.

Now then, you've the right
to remain silent, you've--

Freeze, freeze.

- Easy does it.
- Thanks a lot, Cooter.

You get in your car.

Alright, freeze! Freeze!

I see you.
You're dead.

Look out!

- Watch out.
- Oh, no.

Stop.

Will you get off my vehicle?

You're scuffin' my car.
Get off of it.

You're scuffin' my car.

I'm gonna have you arrested.

I'm on police business here.

That'll teach you to get off
when I tell you to.

Now lay there until I get back.
You're both under arrest.

Ee. Ooh!

Get it out. O-o-h..

Oops!

They done took my bumper off

and they done stuffed my vehicle
beyond repair.

No excuses, you go
find them Duke boys

and keep your eyes on them.

Yes, I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna keep my eyes on them.

I'll keep one on each one.

- And..

As for your other
little boo boo..

Boo boo, which boo boo
is that exactly, Boss?

Endangering my bulldozer.

That boo boo.

Yeah, I want that there road
to be factocomplete.

Ipso facto finitodang fasto.

Uh, fasto?

Before anybody finds out
that we jumped the gun

on starting it
by a couple of days.

Oh, fasto with..

Boss, see I'm gonna have a
little problem with that one.

You see, I only got about half
a dozen men to work that gang.

There's a lot of dangerous
criminals here

we ain't caught yet.

Who?

Jaywalkers, litterbugs,
sidewalk spitters.

I want them all!

And you're gonna get them.

Enos and I'll get on that.

I hope that's all.

I won.

I sure am getting
good at this game.

You little rascal.
You do..

'That don't go there.'

I say it does.

Well, it probably does.

- Now go.
- I'm gone.

If Henry Flatt knew
how close that bulldozer

was coming to his grave
he'd turn over in it

If he was in it,
which he ain't.

But Henry is in Capitol City

where Bo and Luke
are heading right now.

Yeah.

This must be the place.

20,000 bucks.

20,000 dollars.

Would you look at that?

She may or may not
be an angel

but she sure got
the flying part down.

Ha ha. Hi.

- Howdy.
- Hey.

Can I help you?

- Sure.
- You sure can.

- Excuse us.

I started first.

Boys, I see you've already
met my daughter, Gail.

Henry, could we speak
to you a second alone?

Oh, no need for that.

My little girl knows
all about my past.

Well, in that case.

Boss is planning to build
a new housing project.

We think, that may be what he's
gonna put on top of your grave.

'Then it's over all over.

They open that coffin
and find no body and

all my dreams and hard work
went for nothing.

Daddy, keep good thoughts.

Honey, if you did what
I used to for a living

you would know that there ain't
no such thing as miracles.

Unless..

...a man makes his
own miracles in this world.

Take care of it now,
it's a loaner.

Henry wasn't about
to take a chance

on anyone finding out
that he's still alive.

So without telling nobody what he had in his conniving mind

he borrowed the van saying
that he was gonna pick up

some donations
for the Youth Center.

So Bo and Luke had absolutely nothing to do till he got back.

Well, almost nothing.

Take care.

'Now, this is the last
unclaimed body we have.'

What makes you think, he's your
client, Mister--

Flatt.
Clarence Darrell Flatt.

My card.
I'm not only the attorney

but also the boyhood
companion of the deceased

whoever that is wherever

poor poor,
J. Carlton Potts may be.

I certainly
hope this is him.

We've done an awful
lot of checking

and we've just come up empty.

So he's just been good old
John Doe to us ever since.

Well..

Oh, oh...oh dear.

- Yes.

J. Carlton Potts?

- Yeah.

Of course, you'll have to make
a positive identification.

Of course.

Including the tattoo
on his arm.

Tattoo? Oh, yes I do
believe I have

all those details
here in my briefcase.

Eh, let's see.

Yes, right here.

Oh, he was partial
to roses.

- But it's an anchor.
- I mean, in his garden.

- One anchor, upper right arm.
- Left.

No, it just looks that way.

They printed
the picture backwards.

Okay, now if you'll just
give me the number.

- On the tattoo.

Well, you read
the number on the tattoo

and I'll check it with
the number on my list.

- Yes, read.

- Six.
- Six.

- Four, six.
- Four, six.

- Dash.
- Dash.

- Seven.
- Seven.

- Seven.
- Seven.

- Dash.
- Dash.

- Seven, five.
- Five.

There you go.
That's him.

Well, you'll have to
fill out the claiming papers

so that you can
legally take the body.

If you don't mind,
I'd like to spend

the last final moments alone
with my dear, departed friend.

Of course,
I understand.

Henry figured he could get out of his grave predicament

by tricking the Duke boys into hauling it back to Hazzard.

But things were working just
about normal for old Henry.

Hey, hey, you ain't out filled
out the claiming papers.

Hey, you come back here
with that there John Doe

or I'll put out an all-points
bulletin for body snatching.

♪ Country boy
an early riser ♪

♪ Country boy
in the big city now ♪

♪ A country boy ♪

♪ Only go to Wayland
for open nights ♪

♪ Might get to Europe
for the month of May ♪

♪ Got to admit
that I'm country ♪

♪ But I'm pickin' up
some city ways ♪

♪ I said I'm picking up
some city ways ♪

♪ I said I'm picking up
some city ways ♪

You sure know how to take
a girl's mind off her worries.

All those years
that you were growing up

and your dad was supporting you.

Didn't you ever know
that he was a--

- I didn't wanna say it.

Well, I'll tell you.

The few times I did see him

I believed his story
about being a lawyer.

'It wasn't until he opened
up this Youth Center'

that he confessed he'd conned
the money from Boss Hogg.

He wasn't gonna give that up
because the Boss conned it too.

Now I can't even say
he has benefitted more.

These here kids he's kept off
the streets, my daddy himself.

Kiss me,
if you're man enough.

I've kissed every
girl in Hazzard County.

Why should you
be any different?

Oh!

- No.

Uh, uh, Peggy,
don't hurt the man now.

Yes, sir.

Peggy, don't blame me if you
grow up to be an old maid.

Hey.

Say, how did to go?

You got that donation
you wanted?

Well, you might say so.

And I know just
where I'm gonna sell it.

Uh, you boys mind driving me
back to Hazzard?

We shouldn't go there.
Boss is sure to see you.

That's a chance I gotta take.

I'm going with you.
Give me a minute to get dressed.

Okay.

Peggy, watch the center
while we are gone?

Oh, sure thing.

Uh, handsome,
why don't you practice up

on your kissing
while you're gone.

'And I'll try
to forget my defenses.'

Yes, ma'am. Sure.

No, n-no thank you.

- You take care.
- Okay.

'Ooh!'

Oh, Enos, we got ourselves
some new volunteers

for the road gang.

- Yeah.

But they ain't even speeding,
sheriff.

They ain't now,
but they will be.

Now, watch this.

I love it,
I love it.

- Close the door, Enos.

Sheriff, they ain't
even speeding now.

What's Rosco
want with us now?

I don't know, we ain't
done nothing wrong.

'Ceptin what I got
under the tarp back there.

- 'Well, I hate to tell y'all.'

That is an ice cold
dead ringer for me

that I was gonna put in my grave
so Boss could find it.

Henry, that is body snatching.

The attendant did say something
to that effect as I was leaving.

This ain't gonna sit well
with our probation.

If we don't
shake him and fast

we're gonna spend 10 years
in the Federal Penitentiary

wondering how we let you
snooker us into this, Henry.

Wind her up, Bo

Luke!

Give us a hand now.

That couldn't be.

It could be, but it couldn't.

It is.
That's a coffin.

Enos, this is Rosco,
that's a coffin.

That's a coffin!

Sheriff, remember that APB

we got about that body snatchin'
case in Capitol city?

Yeah.

And we're gonna snatch the body
that snatched the body.

Gail, get the doors.

- Got it.
- Yeah.

Enos, you know what one casket
said to the other casket?

He said
"Was that you coffin?"

Slow down, Bo.

'I think, Rosco is about
due for a little grief.'

Alright.

Hey, Enos,
how are you doing?

Get under the tarp, Henry,
you're suppose to be dead.

'Alright!'

Enos, I'd like
you to meet Gail.

Gail, Enos.

- Hi, Gail. Good to see you.
- Hi, Enos.

'Come on,
I'm not foolin' with ya.'

- Hey, alright!
- Open the back of that van now.

- I got this.

Now, that's search
warrant enough.

- Alright, alright.
- I'll blow the lock.

- Open that up.
- Alright, Rosco.

- Get in there.

Ooh.
Ooh.

That-that is it.

That's what I saw. Okay, get
in there, and open that up.

Open it up. I wanna
see what's in that.

Open it.

Now, friends, how would you

like to try to make up
an excuse to cover that?

That is definitely
the APB body

...that was snatched.

Ah! No!

'Ooh, that smarted.
Get them, Enos.

Come back here,
you Duke vampires.

Oh, don't shoot, sheriff!

- You might hit that body.
- Enos, you dipstick.

Believe me, he is in no
condition to complain about it.

Come here! Freeze!

Come on, Henry. Get up.

Daddy, how could you have
done such an awful thing?

There wasn't anything
awful about it.

That poor fella's been laying
in that morgue for over a week

and nobody come to get him.

Well, weren't no way
they could anyway.

- 'Ceptin for that number.

Well, the one tattooed under
the ankle, on his arm.

Six, four, six
dash, seven, seven

dash, seven, five.

Bo, pull over round
that next curve.

If Rosco catches us we're gonna
have our own set of numbers

right across our chests!

Luke, just do it.

You two have to cut cross
country to the farm house.

If Jesse can trace that number
we got a prayer of getting out.

- Okay.
- Let's go.

Can you think of one good reason
what we're doing here?

Sure can.
We're helping out Henry

'cause you're sweet
on his daughter.

Alright, I'll grant you that.

While you grant me that
if you don't think of a way out

we're gonna sit
in jail for a long time.

Alright, alright.
I'll think of somethin'.

You usually do.

Boss, this is your Sheriff,
Rosco P. Coltrane.

You got your ears on,
little buddy, come on?

'Boss, are you there?'

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm here.

That is,
what's left of me.

'Oh, ow, ooh, ooh, ooh.'

Sim Koo Song,
you do that once more

and I'm gonna put
your toes under arrest.

Alright, Rosco,
what is it? Over.

Ah, Boss, I got them Duke boys
on a body snatching rap

and they're still toting
that victim around with them.

Ah, eh, you sure?

Oh, you sure? Over.

Oh, that's a big
ten four, buddy.

Ain't that right, Enos?

Yes, sir, and no, sir,
Sherriff.

Ah, Enos, while you're
making up your mind

you just send them
Duke boys off of their farm.

Ooh, ooh, ooh,
that's nice.

Yeah! Just incase
they outfox Rosco

'which they
probably will do. Over.'

Oh, that hurts
to the quick.

You little pelican hook.

Mm, mm, mm. Yeah.

You read me, boy?

I sure do, Mr. Hogg,
and I'm goin'.

He's gone, that leaves Rosco.
Let's get rid of him.

Here, at Miller's Creek road,
take the right hand fork.

No way, on this here thing.
Suppose the bridge is still out?

It's a great
plan of yours, Luke.

The road's ending up ahead
and Rosco's still behind us.

Look, just let
him draw alongside.

Whoa!

How deep you reckon
that water is down there?

Deep enough to give him
a ring around the collar.

- Let's ditch this evidence.
- Oh, yeah.

Doh!

With half of Hazzard's
law force treadin' water

and the other half, waiting for 'em to show up at the farm

well, that left one spot
the boys could leave the body

without being caught
in the act.

Ooh.

Hush.

Ooh.

Did you..

Did you..

Oh.

Ah, J.D. Hogg here.

Uh, Boss, this is Rosco.

Yeah, Rosco. Alright, alright.
Start whining.

I got some g-g-good news
and I got some bad news.

'I'll give you some
bad news first.'

'The Duke Boys
gave me the slip'

but a the good news is

they left the body
here in my office.

'And he's in real trouble.'

Not as much as you'll be in
if you don't get him

and his pine box out here to
the Boar's nest, you hear me?

'What do you want
me to do that for?'

Rosco, you don't know
grits from shoe polish, do ya?

Just do it,
ask no questions

and keep your big mouth shut.

Enos!

Enos, this is J.D. Hogg talking.
Are you out there any place?

Sure am, Mr. Hogg.

Standing guard, right here
at the Duke farm.

'I ain't seen hide
nor hair of anybody.'

Mr. Hogg, you better make that
sittin' guard.

Well, I don't care
if you're standin' guard

squatin' guard
or sleepin' guard.

You just get your butt
out here to the Boar's Nest

for a special county assignment.

'You hear me?
Over and out.'

Yes, sir, I'm gone.

Now I'm gonna do something
to your little face.

You..

You just..

There you are, Rosco.

Yeah, I'm right here.

- Right here.

In a pine box. Alright.

Now, this

goes right over
there in that jeep.

You follow? Then I'm gonna
go phone the Duke boys--

But, Boss, you don't know
where them Duke boys are at?

'Course, I do.

When the Duke Boys know that we
don't know where they're at

they always go, where
we know they wouldn't go.

'Cause, they figure
we'd never go there.

And that's exactly
where they're at now.

You follow?

I-I'm trying.

They go, then..

At the Duke farm, Dodo!

- That's where they're at.
- Of course.

- Well, you--

- The jeep!
- You said to follow.

Oh, the jeep.
The box.

Yeah, and when
you've done that

take two aspirin
and lie down

in a very dark place.

Dark in his place.
Ooh, sorry.

And while everyone
was running in circles

that construction equipment
kept cuttin' a straight path

to Henry's empty grave.

When I got that
tattoo number I..

Oh, thank you.

I called the FBI
and Social Security

but they didn't
have it on their file.

I'm sorry, Jesse, but
what you expect me to do?

Wait and take his fingerprints?

If you'd have
waited and took

your medicine
from Boss a year ago

like you're supposed to
we wouldn't be in this fix now.

There's an anchor in that tattoo
did you call the navy?

I called the navy and
the marines and the--

I'll get that.

The air corps and
to a man

they said
they'd get back to me.

Hello, Jesse Duke here.

- It's J.D. Hogg, Jesse.
- 'J.D.'

What you doin' callin' now?

That mortgage money ain't due
for...two, three weeks now.

It ain't the mortgage, Jesse.
It's the bail money.

- 'Yeah.'

'For a certain member
of your family whom I haven't'

arrested on the charge
of body snatching.

Well, now, you know,
you ain't got one spec

of evidence against
Bo and Luke.

Oh, who said anything
about them two?

No. I'm in the Boar's Nest

lookin' at the guilty party,
Daisy!

Daisy?

This thing's got more turns
than a bucket of worms.

Framing Daisy for
possession of the body

was just the beginning
of Boss' plan.

Sounds like Boss has got us
over a barrel this time.

No, wait a minute. There ain't
no way we're gonna let her

take the rap just
to save us from somethin'.

There ain't no way
I'm gonna let you boys

take the rap for this old..

...bait here.

He's gone.
Both of them is gone!

Henry and Gail were so set on getting Daisy out of trouble

that they were nearly
to the Boar's Nest

when Bo and Luke
caught up with 'em.

Now, just what do you
two think you're doing?

I'm goin' to see Boss
and confess my sins.

We don't wanna get in
the middle of your making amends

but can't you just wait
until Uncle Jesse get's
a call back from Washington?

There's still a chance
that body might be identified.

- Hush!
- Rosco..

Sure, I'm sorry, Daisy, I had to
arrest you for body snatching.

Well, that's the silliest
thing I ever heard tell.

The Boar's nest
it's all I can do

to keep the live bodies
from snatching at me.

That's beside the point.
Ooh, Bo, Luke.

'Now, before you
get your dandruff up..'

I'm arresting her
'cause she's guilty.

See the law definitely states

'that anybody that has
an unidentified body'

on their property,
is guilty of snatching it.

Now, and I'm askin' ya.

Is that a body?
Or is that a body

Rosco, I think you need to go
out and get some new glasses.

'I don't wear glasses.'

Uh, maybe you should.

Yeah, well I don't
need glasses

to see this body.

Well, I reckon that
explains everything.

Can we let Daisy go now?

Unless you both want
false arrests on your record.

Alright, you can go.
But hang around.

Uh, so far, Boss's plan
to frame Daisy

was as flat
as last week's beer

which he was still selling
at a premium price.

Ooh, you..

Damn it!

That's my convertible,
not a hearse.

I'm on my way, Boss!
I'm on my way!

Well, just don't
stand there, numbskull

get that box out of there.

And put it in..

in Jesse's pick up.

Yeah.

And while everyone
was playing hide the body

that bulldozer was
getting ready to reveal

that Henry was right healthy

for a man that'd
been dead a year.

Here we go.
Enos.

- Thought you'd never get here.
- I know everyone thinks that..

Okay, now whose tab
is this going on?

You can put it on
mine, Daisy, I'm sorry.

Oh, Daisy!
Say you know somethin'?

'I had my information all wrong'

which lets you off the hook.

'What I mean is'

'that body wasn't
in your jeep after all.'

Shoot, Boss, that's what
I've been tryin'
to tell you all along.

Yeah. Eh, it's in your
Uncle Jesse's pickup truck.

I knew it. I knew it!

Which means, your Uncle Jesse
is the guilty party.

- Yeah guilty, guilty.
- Well, this I gotta see.

Alright, come on,
I'll show you!

- Come on, show 'em.
- Quit pushing me.

- Over here..

Where is it?
Where?

Actually, the corpse
weren't that far away

considering where
Henry left it.

For he and Gail
took off in the pickup.

Boss, I don't see no sign
of no evidence.

Evidence? Shoot, I don't even
see the pickup truck.

Well, I can tell you
that somethin' underhand
is going on around here.

Because, I personally
put that box..

'Saw that box'

in your Uncle Jesse's
pickup truck over there.

Somehow, I got a feelin'

that ain't gonna
hold up in court, Boss.

He's right, Sheriff.
If there ain't no corpus,
there can't be no delicti.

Somebody around here
knows more than he's saying.

Ooh. Ooh.

You. Wait.

'Like I said 'fore I was
so rudely interrupted.'

'Bottom's up!
Here you go.'

Alright you-you, dang Dukes!
You..

...you just hold it right there.

And you're under arrest..

Enos, what the heck
are you doin'

slurpin' up buttermilk
with these criminals?

Rosco, you're beginning
to sound like a broken record.

Now, I just told you
a few minutes ago

the body is not
in my jeep.

No, of course it isn't.
I just put it..

Uh, I just found
it in the General Lee.

'I'm serious, I want you
to get up real slow'

'because you're not gonna
trick me again.'

We wouldn't
think of it, Rosco.

But I would.

Enos!

Get-get up here and help me
you dumb, dipstick.

Well, anybody else
want a beer?

Uh, where'd they go?

Come on you!

Hey, fella's, wait up!

Now, come on!
Move it! Move it!

'This is the Lost Sheep
calling The Shepherd.'

'Now we're headin'
down highway seven'

with a pine box in the trunk
and a pack of woodpeckers
on our tail.

Now, what's next.
Come back.

Now, get that pine box over
to the Veteran's Cemetery

as quick as possible.
I'll meet you there.

Well, how we gonna
do that, Shepherd?

Especially since
a certain old swindler

happens to have your pickup.

You better have him
meet me there, too.

Don't worry about me.

I'll be taking
the shortcut overland.

The bulldozer diver was Jesse's third cousin by marriage.

In other words, it didn't
take too much shucking

and jiving
to get his cooperation.

He just plum walked
off the job.

Hey, look out
for that car..

Look out!

'Jump out of the way!'

Daisy said you was
over here.

Well, get a shovel
and start diggin'

you old sidewinder

or I'll bury him before
the Boss does.

Come on now, will ya!

Now.
That..

Rosco! Rosco,
did you see that?

'Them Duke boys.
They're abandoning ship.'

Right up ahead,
can you see it? Over.

It don't make no difference,
Boss.

Ain't nothing gonna stop me
from getting that evidence now.

'I love it,
I love it.'

- Yep.

Go!

Ow!

No!

Here's Daisy!

- Give me a hand with this box.
- Okay.

Here we go.

Get in there.
Grab something.

Grab a shovel.

Now, you get lost
for a while.

The girls and I
will take care of this.

Uh, Rosco! What
do you think you're?

- Monkey, come on down here.
- Ooh, little buddy.

- Uh, hold it right there.
- Come on!

I'm coming right down.
Look out.

'Watch it, will you?'

- Hey, it's Enos!
- Hold up there!

Hey, thanks a lot
for stopping, partner.

Alright, you Dukes.

You're under arrest.
All of you!

Every last one of ya.

Under arrest?
What for?

For snatching bodies,
that's what for.

Well, first of all,
this here body wasn't snatched.

It was claimed, legal like.

And second, this here
is a Veteran Cemetery.

Well, for about
10 minutes more it is.

Then, it becomes
a public highway.

Yeah, good.

Because you see there ain't no
veterans buried in it.

'Ceptin for equipment operator
first class, Johnathan Cole.

Serial number, 6467775.

'He was a C.B. attached to the
first construction battalion.'

What do you think of that?

You can't do..
You just can't do that.

Boss, We ain't doin' nothin',
it's the United States
Government.

Which means, Hogg's Heavenly
Acres can go plum to..

Uh..

I reckon we know
what I mean.

You Dukes! You're always
interfering, ain't you?

Trespassing, sticking your nose
in other people's business.

You can't even let a man do what
he wants to with his own swamp.

Why, without that highway..

Our whole civilization
is going down the drain.

- Rosco!
- What, y-yes.

- Come on, let's go.
- Get your car, Enos.

Since the deceased
veteran had no kin

the folks of Hazzard County
decided to adopt him

as their own
personal war hero.

'Firing team, ready?'

'Aim.'

'Fire!'

'Fire! Fire!'

'Shoulder arms.'

So with Boss never even knowin' that he was still alive

Henry Flatt, finally got
the chance to rest in peace.

Thanks to the Dukes of Hazzard.