All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E20 Return of the Ridge Raiders_track3_[eng]

Hold it.

...and put Jesse and his pals
on a collision course..

Miss Daisy Duke!

...with Boss Hogg's
playful new scam.

Dang, dang.

Hey!

What more could
a man ask for?

Yee-haw!

Dang!

[Waylon Jennings singing
"Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

'Yee-haw!'

Well, it all started

on one of them
fine Hazzard mornings

the dawn bright and clear
as new squeezed cider.

Bo and Luke was out givin'
the General a stretch

while some other
citizens of Hazzard

were tending
to their affairs.

- We're all set. Let her go.
- Yeah.

Yeah, she's set.

Hold it!

Hold it there,
you dang fools.

- This ain't the legal way.
- Hogwash!

We're the Ridge Raiders

and that's the way
we did it 40 years ago.

Yes, siree.

Forty years ago, we was
all young moonshiners.

We needed law and order then.
But now, things has changed.

Well, Boss Hogg ain't.

He's tryin' to steal the money
from the Senior Citizen's Center

and we ain't gonna let him
get away with it.

- Stand back.
- Amos, Amos, you--

Amos!

Amos, you forgot
your detonator.

Well, that gets us
off to a bang.

Meanwhile, the boys were
heading back to the farm

concerned about
their Uncle Jesse.

He'd been acting
mighty strange lately.

You know, Luke, I'm really
worried about Uncle Jesse.

He ain't never burned
a gooseberry pie before.

Then there's all them
mysterious phone calls.

Well, how about him
pussyfooting off all the time

without tellin' us
where he's going.

Say, you don't suppose
it could be a women, do you?

Could be. He's a Duke.

Yeah, he is.

Uh-oh, here's a Duke in trouble.

We better pull on the side of
the road, see what's wrong.

- Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Well, the fuel pump
was acting up, I got it.

- The hose clamp's loose..
- Lucky we headin' by.

- Lemme take a look.
- No, that's alright.

That's alright,
I got it.

Uncle Jesse, where'd you scoot
off to so early this mornin'?

Well, I uh, I uh..

Well, I had some things
I had to attend to.

Oh, listen, you two, I may be
gettin' long in the tooth

but I can still handle
my own affairs.

I'll see you back
at the place.

- Alrighty.
- Yes, sir.

Bye.

Phew!

He's acting stranger than
a hound dog under the full moon.

I wonder what he's doing up
this neck of the woods anyways.

- I don't know.

Henstep's place
is right back over the hill.

We go up there and see is if can
get a little information, huh?

Alrighty.

"Are you beautiful?
Talented

Then you can be a.."

"A Pretty Piggy!"

"Sign up right now
for the auditions." You hear?

- Let's go!
- Alright.

- Come on, girls.
- Come on.

Buster, what in tarnation
are you doing here?

I left Enos hot on
the trail of them Duke boys

and come back here
to have my lunch.

Anything wrong with that?

Yeah, there's something
wrong with that.

Eatin' on duty,
that's a no-no.

Now, you just go stick
with Enos. You hear me?

And so that he don't
lose them Duke boys

instead of stuffin' yourself
on company time.

Twelve hundred hours.

I always eat
at twelve hundred hours.

- 'Hey, Uncle Jesse.'
- Hey, Daisy.

Jesse Duke,
what are you doing here?

I'm signing up Pretty Piggys,
not old goats.

I want to talk to you,
and I need your full attention.

Yeah, careful,
your wrinkling my suit.

- Get in there.
- Jesse, now look.

Alright, J.D., I'm tired
of being shucked and jived

by the likes of you.

Now I wanna know, as head
of the building committee

what happened to the money
that was sent down here

for the senior citizen's home?

Hm?

What money is that--

You know what money
I'm talking about.

The money that came down
from the state capital

to build a recreational hall
here for the old folks.

Oh, you mean that money.

That money.

Well, Jesse, you know how
it is with government money.

I mean, there is nothing but
details and red tape

and boondoggling.

There's no tellin'
how many years go by

before that money
shows up.

Just knock it off, J.D.

You think
just 'cause they're old

they can be
lied to and cheated.

Now you just hold on, Jesse.

You talkin' about
misappropriating

government funds?

That's a very serious charge.

Well if the sticky finger
fits, wear it.

'But let me
tell you this, J.D.'

I'm gonna get
to the bottom of this.

And if I find out
you misappropriated

or spent one dime
of that money

you're gonna be
in more trouble

than a one-legged man at
a Hazzard County butt kickin'.

Get out the way.

Boy, Jesse sure
is in a dander.

If he finds out that you're
using the senior citizen's money

to build your playpen.

You shut up that
flappin' frontal of yours.

I told you, that's supposed to
be a secret.

Ah, what the heck.

Jesse can't prove
nothing anyhow.

And besides,
I'm the town treasurer.

So it's up to me to decide
how that money's spent.

Now you get back
on the job

or your first week's
gonna be your last. Get..

'Boss! Boss! Boss!'

The boys had dropped by
Henstep McCullum's

to see if he had
any notions about ol' Jesse.

But Henstep's wife said
that he'd been away a lot

an acting more touchy
than usual.

Hell, I sure hope
Uncle Jesse ain't involved

with whoever
is sabotaging Boss.

No way, not Uncle Jesse.

You know if he had any gripe
with anybody

he'd settle it nice
and legal

Uh-oh. Cousin,
we got company.

Enos' been there all day.

Well, cousin, do you
enjoy havin' a tail?

Do I look like a possum?
Don't answer that.

Hang on.

Alright.

Bye-bye, Enos.

While the boys
were shakin' Enos

ol' Jesse was trackin'

hot as the beagle
on his first hunt.

We, the Ridge Raiders,
do solemnly swear

to uphold
what's fair and square.

And to whoop up on anybody

what tries to stop us.

All for one,
and one for all.

Now, you're all
gonna end up in the jug

if you keep up
with this tomfoolery.

Now, Jesse,
don't start up again.

Yeah, again?

Now, now, boys,
if you just give me a chance

I'll get this senior center all
fair and square and legal-like.

Now, I wrote a letter
to the governor

and also wrote to
the President of the US of A.

Well, you keep on writing.
We'll keep on dynamiting.

Yeah!

Now, Amos, you're just
headed for trouble.

'You're losing your touch.'

Up at the mine, you went off
and left your detonator.

I took it home
and stashed it.

Go ahead and keep it.
I got a spare.

This sure beats sittin'
in a rocking chair.

I haven't felt this good
since I got my new uppers.

Well, let's go, Raiders.

Boys, if you'll just
give me another chance.

Dang, dang, ding..

Ding...clear.

Sounds like that left
motor mount's comin' loose.

You got
a crescent wrench handy?

Uh, check
Uncle Jesse's tool box.

- Hey, Bo.

Take a look what Uncle Jesse
had stashed in the barn.

This here's
a home-made detonator.

This is as good as
what we had in the Marines.

You mean, Uncle Jesse
is tying with them explosions?

As much as I hate to admit it,
it looks pretty incriminating.

We best throw it
in the creek.

You got it.

Hey, Bo!

They catch us
with that detonator

we're up a creek
without a paddle. Come on!

Enos, go the other way.
We got 'em surrounded.

Yes, sir!

That ol' tud just
put a clod in the buttermilk.

Yee-haw!

I swear,
Buster and Enos

couldn't mess up
a demolition derby.

Oh, gosh. That was better
than a ride at Disneyland, eh?

You are right.

While Bo and Luke were busy
dumping their detonator

the Ridge Raiders were
fixin' to use their spare.

Cooter!

Thought it was
Judgment Day.

- Oh, enough.

- Not for a couple of days.

Why? Did he run off with
that little ol' dimestore gal?

- Man, I hear she's dynamite.
- I wish it was that simple.

Now, me and Bo
got the bad feeling

that Jesse and a couple
of his old cronies

are getting into a bind.

You know, that's funny.

Ya'll know a
Amos Petersdorf?

- Very same.

Amos brought his
big ol' beast in here

to get it tuned up, bored out,
I mean, the whole nine yards.

Him and that car, they were
quite a pair, weren't they?

Yeah. Well, Amos is a tightwad.
I mean, he's famous for it.

He spent more on it
than the whole thing's worth.

Amos gettin' his car tuned up
and the sheriff chasin' us?

Cousin, something's
building up to a head of steam.

Yeah, we better find out
what it is before it blows.

- Yeah.
- Let's get out of here.

- Thanks a lot, Cooter.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

Take it easy, grizzly.

And so, while Bo and Luke
were hunting for Uncle Jesse

he's no more than a hop,
skip, and a jig away.

Ol' Jesse is determined
to be law abiding.

And stopping Boss
from stealin'

from the Senior
Citizen Center

and getting bogged down
in bureaucracy for his pains.

I'm still getting
the busy signal

up to treasury department.

- They got me on hold.

- I ain't made the connection.

Well, I'm much obliged
to you, Mabel.

- Uh, about the dance, Jesse.

Well, you know,
the Catfish Insider Stomp.

Which one you figurin' on
askin' to take me

Oh, well, uh,
both of 'em.

But then, they'd probably
start a big argument over you

and we'd have
a big family squabble and..

Well, I don't think I could
take that right now, Mabel.

You, you best
ask somebody else.

Well, I swan!

J.D. Hogg's Playpen.
Soon to open.

Cousin Boss,
something just happened

I think you'll be interested in.

Meanwhile, back at the playpen

Old Boss Hogg
was moving right along

with his plans to turn
Hazzard into Pig City.

- 'Almost, Boss.'

Alright, gather around,
my lovelies. Gather around.

I'm gonna show you now,
what you'll be wearin'

if you are selected
as one of my Pretty Piggies.

Move it. Move it, everybody.

That's it, that's right.
Right over here.

And now, may I present

Miss Daisy Duke!

I'm gonna send
that Chicago playboy

right back to Sunday school.

God bless, Daisy.

Hi, Enos.

Buster, look at that.
Ain't her outfit something?

I designed it myself.

Didn't you leave
something off, Mr. Hogg?

Oh.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Your still up on Pine Ridge just
blowed up.

Yeah, my still up on Pine Ridge
was just...blown up!

Did you catch who done it?

No, but Judge Simpson
was passing, and he said

it was the masked men
in red kerchiefs again.

Red kerchiefs. Again?

You boob!

You never told me anything
about red kerchiefs before.

'
- 'That's what he said.'

He left this little
red pig sticker, Mr. Hogg.

"Don't be a pig, Hogg."

Well, that's another one
of their typical tricks.

Leaving behind
insulting messages.

If this was 40 years ago,
I could've sworn

it was them Ridge Raiders.

Ridge Raiders?

No, no. It must
have been them Dukes.

Wait, Boss, I know
they didn't blow up your still.

I'm sure of it. Enos, tell him!
You know they wouldn't do that.

I don't-I don't, well..

Enos, why aren't you
looking at me?

- There's so much to look at.
- Enos, this is no time for--

Will you two stop standing
there, jabbering like that?

Now, you go out and grab them
Duke boys. You hear me?

I'm gonna throw
the book at 'em.

Okay, Boss.

- No, Enos.
- I'm sorry, Daisy.

- Daisy Duke!
- Yes, Boss.

- Hey, Sue Ellen.
- Hey.

Why, your grandpa sure keeps
his fire engine in fine shape.

It ain't the only thing
in fine shape around here.

- Hey!
- Oh, stop it.

Say, Uncle Jesse ain't
been around lately, has he?

No. Has he been
disappearin' too?

Too?

You mean your grandpa
has been, uh..

Something strange
is going on around here.

Okay, hold it right there.

Bo and Luke Duke,
I'm placing you under arrest.

Arrest

For what? For blowing up Boss
Hogg's still up on Pine Ridge.

That's for what.

Good thing the postman
saw which way they went.

Uh, sheriff,
when did that happen?

Just an hour ago, Bo.

Well, we was nowheres
near the place.

Tell it to the judge.

Judge Jefferson Davis Hogg.

'Put the cuffs on 'em, Enos.'

This time, they
ain't gettin' away.

I'm sorry..
Hey!

You don't see
that much anymore.

Hey, ain't this right back
where we started from?

Uncle Jesse.
We gotta talk to you.

Boys, I'm in hurry right now.
I'll catch you later.

Wait a minute, Uncle Jesse.
The law is after us.

They think we've been blowing up
all of Boss Hogg's stuff.

Oh, I didn't figure
on that, well..

Uh, we-we'll figure out
something about that later.

This mornin', we almost got
caught with that detonator

you had stashed in the barn.
Now what's going on?

Now, boys, I know we always tell
each other what's happenin'

'but this time,
it's different.'

There's other folks involved,
and I-I've given my word.

Other folks?

Now, a man's obligated
to keep his word.

But don't a man
have an obligation

to tell his family
what's wrong?

Now, Uncle Jesse, that's
what you always taught us.

Boys, I'm gonna need some,
some breathing space

for about three
or four days. Now..

I tell you what.

Why don't you go over
and visit with Aunt Lavinia?

You'll be safe there, and then,
then I'll catch up with you.

See you later, Luke. Bo.

- You be careful.
- Oh, yeah.

Heck, he ain't spoke to
Aunt Lavinia in over 20 years.

Alright.

J.D. Hogg is building
that dang fool playpen of his

with the money from our senior
center, and you know it, Jesse.

'Well, yeah,
of course, I know that.'

But that's no reason to take
the law into your own hands.

- Sometimes, you got to.
- Sure, yeah.

'Now, Amos, you know if you keep
blowing off that dynamite'

'somebody's gonna get hurt.'

Don't listen to Jesse,
he's getting old.

Yeah.

Alright, I say we do it
like we did it in the old days.

- Let's put her to a vote.
- Fine with me.

Now, everybody who wants
the raids to go on

till J.D. Hogg
surrenders, vote "aye."

And all those who want
to fight for the senior center

law-abiding and legal-like,
vote "nay."

Aye.

Nay.

The ayes have it.
We'll fight.

Uncle Jesse ain't with 'em.
He's tryin' to stop 'em.

Alright, Raiders,
let's move 'em out.

We'll hit Hogg
where he limps.

Right. Charge!

Here we go. Charge.

Now, hey, wait..

Okay, nobody move.

Aye! It's them!
I knew it!

'The Ridge Raiders!
I knew it was them!'

You ol' Ridge Raiders.

And here I thought them arteries
in you boys was so hard by now

none of you
could push a rocking chair.

Alright, sheriff, arrest them.

Well, it looks like Jesse
and the Ridge Raiders

have got themselves
in more trouble

than a weasel caught
in a henhouse.

And now, after 40 years,
I'm finally gonna find out

who the rest of you
masked cutthroats are.

J.D., can't we talk this--

Eh-eh! Talking time is over.

'It's jailin' time now.'

And unveiling time too.

Buster, take off
their masks.

Look out below!

After 'em! After 'em!

Enos, Enos, use your gun.

But they're nice people,
Mr. Hogg.

Ah, they're dynamiting
vandals! After 'em!

And so the boys went
to the state capital

to see their old school buddy, Coop the Snoop.

That boy liked to never
live that name down.

- Hey, Coop.
- Well, I'll be.. Luke!

Bo. How you doing,
good buddies?

- I sure do.

Listen, Coop.
We've been seeing your name

on a lotta front page
stuff lately.

There's one story that tore him
up.. Oh, the election scandal.

Yes, yes.

Look, we think
we got you a live one.

I mean, like, front page stuff.
The whole nine yards.

Well, great.

But what is it?

You'll have to come to Hazzard
to get your story, Coop.

But-but listen, it'd mean
a lot to Luke and me.

You mean, that's all
you're gonna tell me?

For now.
Look, Coop, trust us.

'We need you, your reputation'

and your camera in Hazzard
at 12 noon, Monday.

If you get your story,
Luke and me

can help a whole
lot of people.

Deal?

- You got yourself a deal.
- Alright.

See you at the bus stop.
We'll pick you up.

While Jesse and the boys were burnin' rubber back to Hazzard

Boss hired hisself
some rent-a-cops

to protect his equipment.

'Detail, ten-hut!'

Well, you men
sure look good.

Now, you know your orders.

You bring in Jesse Duke.

'And Bo and Luke Duke too..'

'...if you have to drag 'em
in by the heels.'

You heard the man. Hoorah!

How's that?

You got men out there
movin' out

and they don't know where
they're movin' out to.

Uh, right.
Where they goin'?

Uh, nowhere if you
don't tell 'em.

Mmm...mm!

You're quick.

Never gonna get that right.

You want I should put
a door there too?

I'll just..

Tell you, I got it straight
from the dispatcher.

He's an old possum-hunting
buddy of mine.

A whole truckload of recreation
equipment's coming down

from Capitol City
this afternoon

being delivered to Boss Hogg.

That's all the stuff that should
be goin' to the Senior Center.

Well, I vote we grab it.

- Yeah. Grab it.
- 'No, no, no.'

That's-that's, they-they,
they'll be looking for us now.

Yeah. Up, up, up and away.

Now, if Boss knew the Ridge Raiders were ridin' again

he'd throw a fit.

Meanwhile, he was busy
being an entrepreneur.

'Daisy Terwilliger.'

Sue Anne Pettigrew.

'Judy Jeremiah.'

Oh, my. I feel
like a little child..

...let loose
in the candy store.

Everything looks so good.

Uh, Cathy Kenny.

Boss, I got your new secur..

...secur.. ahem..

I got the, ho ho ha..

I got that new security guard
ridin' shotgun

on that truckload of playpen
stuff from Capitol City.

Yeah, beautiful, beautiful.

And so if the Dukes
or the Raiders was to hijack it

then, uh, boom, we got 'em.

Beautiful, beautiful.

Augusta Barnes

Huh? Oh, mind your business.

What are you, a sheriff
or a peeping Tom?

Now get your eyes back
in your head and get yourself

out on the highway
and take charge.

Kate Ludon.

Now scram!

Go!

Boss, I'll go check on the other
girls, see how they're doing.

So you wanna take
this list over?

Alright.
Uh, Who's next?

Uh, miss, uh..

You, yeah. Number 11.

Bo, Luke, it's Daisy, come in.

You're comin' through loud
and clear, Daisy. What's up?

Listen, there's a truck comin'
in on Capitol City highway

loaded with playpen equipment.

The sheriff's laying a trap.
I thought I'd warn y'all.

Thanks for the tip, baby.
Over and out.

Uncle Jesse, you think your old
buddies are gonna try something?

I wouldn't put it
past those old coots.

Well, we best be ready
just in case they do.

They might be hard to locate.

I'll tell you what.
We better split up, uh.

Uh, drop me here
where I stashed my truck.

- Yes, sir.
- Got it.

One of these days, I'm gonna
take these dang doors off.

I'll check out
Newtie and Amos.

You check out Henstep.

- Yes, sir.
- 'You got it.'

What a time
for a dang flat.

Well, it ain't the first one.
Let's get at it.

I'm takin' over.
Fall in behind me.

No way. Mr. Hogg said not to
let that truck out of our sight.

Look, I'm the sheriff. Now,
I'm giving you a direct order.

Let me pass.

Nothing doing.

We got our orders too.

Uh, easy. Easy.

Here. Get out of the road.
What happened?

My truck.
Somebody stole my truck.

Oh, no.

Alright, hands up and freeze.

Uh, me or him?

You, Jesse.

I don't know about y'all,
but if I'd a had a day

like ol' Jesse's had,
I'd get back in bed.

'Alright,
I'm warning you, Jesse.'

'You better start talking.'

Now, where's all
my equipment at?

Your..

And who else is in your gang
of Ridge Raiders

- Fess up.
Me fess up?

You're the one that
ought to be fessin' up.

You know that you're using
that old folk's money

'to build that
playpen of yours.'

Still singing
that song, huh?

'Well, that does it,
you ol' varmint.'

'I was trying to show you
some Christian charity'

but now, I've had it.

I'm shippin' you off to the
county jail for immediate trial.

Boss, please.
I-I know Uncle Jesse

didn't mean
to make you mad.

'And I know he didn't steal
your truck. I know it'

And as for you,
once a Duke always a Duke.

Turn in your piggy tail.

You're through.

Ooh, I'd like to grab
that marshmallow and--

Uncle Jesse, don't
get yourself upset.

Wait. I'm gonna see
what I can do.

Bo, Luke, come in quick, please?

When Daisy told 'em what had
happened to their Uncle Jesse

Luke and Bo figured
they needed a heap of help.

So they made a few phone calls to their neighbors.

Grandpa!

Jesse was right, and we
should've listened to him.

We got him into jail,
and we're gonna get him out.

- Yeah. Out!
- Well, it ain't gonna be easy.

You can bet a jug of your
finest shine it'll be dangerous.

So what? We're
The Ridge Raiders, ain't we?

'And we ain't letting
Jesse go to no county jail.'

Say, Newtie.

You think you can get your
old smoke machine going?

- I sure can.

Oh, it's a dingbuster.
I'll show you

but we have to take Amos' car.

Trust us.

Alright, we'll trust you.
I guess that means

we're gonna have to let the
General sit this one out, huh?

That still leaves a getaway.

Amos, you reckon you can get
that old fire engine runnin'?

Better shape than I am.

Alright, then.

If that smoke thingamabob's
what I think it is

we got ourselves a plan.

Now, gather around here.

Alright, now here's Hazzard.

I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.

Enjoying the ride,
my little pork chop?

All this and Jesse Duke
on the way to jail.

What more can a man ask for?

I'll tell you what. With everybody bunched together

and The Ridge Raiders
fixing to converge

something big
is about to happen.

What'd I say?

Newtie, this crate
really rolls.

Alright now, Newtie.

Alright, hit it.

Come on out of there,
Uncle Jesse.

Bo, this isn't the proper way
to be doing this.

I don't mean no disrespect,
but these guys

are trying to railroad you
into the county jail.

- Yeah, they're fine.

Hit it, Luke.

Buster! Enos! We could
nab the whole gang.

After 'em! Get 'em!

Bring back the bacon
for Hogg's little piggies.

'Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
I'm coming.'

You never should've done this.
It's too risky.

Oh, you ain't
seen nothing yet.

We got you into trouble,
we'll get you out.

Well, seems to me I'm in
more trouble now than I was.

You ain't. Not if Coop the Snoop
keeps up his end of the bargain.

That reminds me.
We got exactly..

...29 minutes to meet him
at that bus station, Luke.

No problem. First, it looks like
we're gonna have to lose them.

- Hang on, everybody.
- Let her rip. Hot wheels. Ha!

Dang it!
They're catching up.

Uh, listen, Newtie, hit that
machine of yours one more time.

'Uh, I'm afraid we're
all smoked out, fellas.'

Well, let's take off
cross-country.

No, sir. Right here's
where we wanna be.

'Good ol' Amos.'

Okay, let her go!

Good ol' Amos. Ha ha.

It's sure handy to have an
ex

The Ridge Raiders
is quite an organization.

Luke, we've got 16 minutes left.
You better step on it.

How's that newspaperman
gonna help you now?

Now, me and Bo got it
all figured out.

The way it works, you fellas
oughta be able to drive

that hijacked equipment truck
right up to Boss Hogg's office.

But we'll all be arrested!

Oh, no, we won't, Newtie.
Not if the plan works.

'Sides, it's legal
and law-abiding.

- Well, I don't know--
- Hey, Newt. I trust my boys.

Dang it.
So do we.

Then let's get crackin'.
Ha ha. Yahoo.

Buster, you sure
ain't gettin' the hang

of the crook-chasing business.

And you so-called professionals.

Letting two young scallywags

and a passel of decrepit,
old derelicts outsmart you.

- Don't worry. We'll catch 'em.
- Yes, as soon as we find 'em.

You couldn't
find your nose

if it wasn't tacked
onto your face.

Now, let's all get back to
my office in town and regroup.

- Now, get going!
- Yes, sir.

I'm gonna put that gang of
senile, old thugs away for life.

Although, at their age,
that ain't long enough.

Ain't that slick timing?

Now, General Lee
is really gonna get a run

'cause Jesse and his pals
is just about arrivin'

at the City Hall.

Alright! Now,
you all listen good!

I am taking full charge right
now of this whole operation.

First off, we're gonna
make a farm-to-farm search.

I mean, it just
ain't possible

to hide a big truck
like that one.

- 'And then..'
- 'Mr. Hogg!'

We don't have
to search no place.

Well, then, how am I gonna
get my truck back, dim brain?

Some nice, obliging
hijacker gonna drive it

right up to
my front door?

Yes, sir, that's-that's
what they've done.

- Huh!
- Look here.

'What?'

That's it! That's the truck!

'Hey! Hey! Hey!'

You're all under arrest.
Do you hear me?

Now, get your hands up high.

If y'all ain't
too decrepit to do so.

Buster, keep 'em covered.

If anybody moves,
shoot 'em in the toe.

Put your hands down.
You can't prove a thing, J.D.

I've finally caught
you and your gang

of over-the-hill hoodlums
red-handed with the goodies.

My goodies!

Alright, go on, go on. Check
and see if everything's there.

- 'Hey, Mr. Newtie.'
- We're wise to you, J.D.

- Yeah, wise to you.
- Yeah, wise to you.

Yeah, wise to you.

Hm. And I was wise too,
but you can't prove nothing.

Mr. Hogg!

Mr. Hogg, this
truck's plum full.

That there's the movie
projection, gym equipment.

- Back there's a hot tub--
- Alright, good, good.

Sheriff Moon,
do your duty. Arrest them.

Here they come. Ha-ha.

He-he, that's the Duke boys.
Alright, grab 'em, Buster.

This gives us
the whole caboodle.

Hello, Boss.
Remember me? Charlie Cooper.

Oh, Cooper's News.
Uh, what are you doing here?

You ain't been listening to
these lying Duke boys, have ya?

Hey, did you take my picture?
What're you doing?

Cooper's doing a story on people
who defraud senior citizens.

'It sure front page
stuff, ain't it, Coop?'

- 'You got it.'

Tell me, Mr. Hogg,
as political boss of Hazzard

would you have information
on any such frauds in this area?

You know, like misappropriating
funds for senior citizens

and converting them to personal
use, or little things like that.

Sir, I want
to state here now

that there's absolutely no
deceitfulness or crookedness

'here in Hazzard County.'

That, there's what
I told you, Coop!

As a matter of fact,
I hear the Boss is planning

'to donate a whole mess
of recreation equipment'

'to the local senior citizen's
center he's planning to build.'

Oh, Boss, you're not gonna let
them Duke boys blackmail you--

Say, Boss, this couldn't be
a whole truck-load of stuff

for the senior citizen
center, could it?

By golly, Bo,
I think we lucked out.

I think we happened right on to
Boss' presentation of the items

to this group of outstanding
senior citizens here.

- Yeah, but I..

Yeah. As a matter of fact,
that's just I was going to do.

Shoot! There goes
the Pretty Piggies.

You see, Boss,
there's just one thing

that's puzzling
Mr. Cooper here.

It is? Oh,
I mean, it is.

Why don't you tell him
what's been puzzling me?

What's been puzzling
Mr. Cooper is

why your sheriff and his men
have their guns drawn?

- Right. Right.

Oh, yeah. Well..

Uh, ah, uh..

I'll bet, it's to honor
these fine senior citizens

with a 21-gun salute,
ain't it?

Sure enough.

That's exactly what
they was just about to do.

Yeah.

When Boss Hogg does
something for Hazzard County..

...he does it big.

You know, I was getting worried
you weren't gonna get here.

Close call there.

Make sure you got
my name spelled right.

Hogg, with two G's now.

- Moon with two O's.
- Alright.

And if you want to take another
picture, here, check this out.

And so, that's how Bo and Luke got the town of Hazzard

a senior citizen center
in a law-abiding manner.

Well, it was close,
for the Dukes.

The ground-breaking ceremonies almost broke Boss Hogg's heart.

With his playpen
ploughed under

a lot of the Pretty Piggies
became volunteers

for the old folks.

All of which proves,
you're never too old

and you're
never too young

when it comes to having
fun in Hazzard County.