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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw,
been in trouble with the law ♪
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♪ Since the day
they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪
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♪ Than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like a
true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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Yee-haw!
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Welcome again
to Hazzard County.
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Hazzard is
a pleasant little spot
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where several southern states
come together.
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That's all I'm allowed
to tell you
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'cause everybody
would wanna go there.
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But its location is how come
a very unusual character
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showed up, named Jude Emery.
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Uh, that ain't Jude.
That's, uh, Deputy Enos.
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And, of course, neither
one of them's Jude.
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They're the Duke boys.
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And that ain't Jude.
That's Sheriff Grady Byrd.
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But, hang on, ol' Jude
will be along briefly.
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You got it.
That's Jude.
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'You better step on it, Bo.
Them sirens creepin' up on us.'
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'Listen,
if we can get this'
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under a minute and a half,
we'll make a new record.
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Here you go, take this.
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Alright.
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- Howdy.
- Howdy.
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You lose a horse
or find a saddle?
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Neither. My pickup truck
broke down.
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I didn't wanna leave
the saddle in the back..
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- Yeah, I'd be much obliged.
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- Give me that.
- Uh, hey.
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Let's go.
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- In the window.
- Alright.
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Sounds just like
Merle Haggard, don't he?
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Alright, hit it, cuz.
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- Thank you for the lift.
- Don't mention it.
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Looks like you had to stop
in mid-chase to do it.
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Yeah, just bein' chased
by the county sheriff
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ain't no reason
not to be neighborly.
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You wanna tell me what you did,
so I can start worryin'?
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- Nope.
- Uh-huh.
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Hey, hey, there's
Roslyn Road up ahead.
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Let's confuse 'em.
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Well, at least,
we cut 'em down to half.
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You-you can let me out
anywhere along in here.
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It'd be fine.
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Stranger, this might
ruin your whole day.
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You ain't the only people
who know this county.
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I used to do my
courtin' right here.
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- Yeah, get everybody out.
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- Hey, Luke.
- Hey, Enos.
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'Hands on top of the car.
You too, boy.'
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'
- Jude Emery.
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- Sheriff, he's got a bulge.
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Okay, put them hands up.
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- I-I'm just a--
- Now, you hush.
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- Spread 'em.
- You-you're in trouble.
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- I just--
- Hush.
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Now, you in trouble
with me and Hazzard County.
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- That's what you are.
- I told you he had a bulge.
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Ah-ha! Now, you got
a permit for that, boy?
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- As a matter of fact--
- Hush!
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As for you, Duke boys,
consortin' with this
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scroungy-lookin' dude--
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- Yeah, just ho--
- With a gun and a guitar.
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Well, everybody
is goin' to jail.
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Jude, welcome
to Hazzard County.
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And this here weirdo vagrant
was packin' a .38 special.
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- But I got a--
- Ah, hush up. And a guitar.
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- Depends on how you play it.
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And that ain't all.
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Luke Duke was armed
with a Barlow pocket knife.
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Grady, that there knife
couldn't cut cold grits.
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Well, that don't matter.
That is still a lethal weapon.
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Ha ha. I got 'em, Boss.
Oh, I got 'em.
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Sheriff, he's got
another bulge here.
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Excuse me.
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Oh, well, I betcha this ain't
filled with no rabbit tobacco.
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'I bet you it's filled
with a...badge.'
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A badge?
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See, I told you
he had another bulge.
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"Sergeant Jude Emery.
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Texas Ranger."
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Congratulations, sheriff.
You just arrested the fuzz.
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Grady..
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Enos!
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Why-why didn't you
tell me about that bulge first?
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Oh, a Texas Ranger.
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Uh, wh-why didn't you
say somethin'?
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I tried to, hoss.
But you kept yellin' "hush".
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What are you doin' comin'
through these parts, Mr. Ranger?
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Just call me Jude.
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I'll show ya.
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'Sure beats packin'
a suitcase, don't it?'
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There you are.
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"Wanted Russel "Snake" Harmon
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for hijacking
and running contraband."
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Yep, I've tracked him
from Texas to Hazzard.
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Russel "Snake" Harmon.
W
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- Never heard of him.
- He's here alright.
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See, back in Texas
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ol' Snake had a group
called the Road Gang.
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A bunch of leadfoots
who would drive anything
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anywhere
for the right price.
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Oh, that Snake Harmon.
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Yeah, we busted the gang,
but ol' Snake slipped away.
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- Yeah, I'm sure of it.
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The word is that
Snake has come south
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so he could recruit
a new road gang
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using moonshine runners
and outlaw race drivers.
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Well, we ain't heard nothin'.
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- Oh.
- Nice try though.
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He picked Hazzard 'cause
it was centrally located.
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We even know
where he's holed up.
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While those extradition papers
are bein' processed
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I'm gonna go pick him up.
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- 'Place called Uchee Swamp.'
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Well, Mr. Emery, sayin'
a place called Uchee swamp
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is like sayin' somewhere
in the Amazon jungle.
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- That bad.
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There are a lotta dirt roads
there that don't lead nowheres.
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Stranger goin' in there
tryin' to find anything
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he's bound to get lost.
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Especially with
all that quicksand.
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The Duke family used to roll
lotta moonshine through there.
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Seems to me we never got
caught in the Uchee Swamp.
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Sounds like you boys
know the layout pretty good.
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Yes, sir, we do.
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How'd you like to be my guides
while I try to find ol' Snake?
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That's if I can talk the sheriff
here into lettin' you go.
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Let 'em go?
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So I don't press charges
against him for false arrest.
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Let 'em go!
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Mr. Emery, uh, Jude
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you got yourself
a couple of guides.
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Partner.
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Mr. Ranger, I guess you'll be
needin' some help on this case.
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I've always admired to be
a Texas Ranger, Mr. Jude
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'but we ain't got
any here in Hazzard.'
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Of course, we ain't got
any here in Hazzard, Enos.
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This ain't Texas.
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Uh, now, boys, you realize it's
kinda hard to become a ranger.
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I mean, there ain't
but 94 rangers in all--
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- In all of the 50 states.
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See, we go anywhere,
we got a warrant.
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I-I-I'd sure like to apologize
for arresting you.
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- But when I found that gun--
- Oh, forget it.
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This ol' gun
don't work anyway.
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I only carry it 'cause
the rules say I have to.
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See, the way I figure it...
is if the gun don't work
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I have to come up with somethin'
where people don't get hurt.
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Especially me.
Keeps me on my toes.
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You know, Mr. Emery
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you ain't exactly how I
picture a Texas Ranger.
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'Yeah, a lotta folks say that.'
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But just 'cause I cut it
a little differently
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don't mean I can't cut it.
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'If you'll get started
on those extradition papers'
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me and the boys here
are gonna go Snake huntin'.
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Oh, uh, sheriff..
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...better make some extra room
in that jail of yours.
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There's about half a dozen
of 'em in the gang.
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'Well, how are you gonna
get the whole gang?'
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One gang, one ranger.
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Y'all take care.
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He's somethin' else,
ain't he?
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'Yeah, that's him. Jude Emery.
Just like I figured.'
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He sure don't look
like much, Snake.
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Yeah, but he sticks
like molasses.
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That boy's been
doggin' me for two years.
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Every time I settle somewhere,
I put a watch on the courthouse
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'cause I know he's gotta
get them extradition papers.
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- The Duke boys.
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I've raced against
them on dirt.
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- Strictly amateur hot dogs.
- Right.
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Sounds like they beat you.
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They're local Hazzard boys?
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Yeah.
Ex-moonshine drivers.
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What you reckon
Jude's doing with them?
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He's probably using them to
scout the area, looking for me.
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Ol' Jude is strange,
but he ain't dumb.
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What you say we recruit
them Hazzard boys?
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Snake, them boys ain't
nothin' but trouble.
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We're looking
for hot drivers.
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What if they're
working with Jude?
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It'd be the perfect way
to keep track of him.
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We let them think
they joined the gang
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and if things get tough,
we hold them as the insurance
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againstJude playing
policeman.
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Now he's here, I feel a lot
safer in the swamp. Let's go.
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Wait a minute.
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I know he usually works alone
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but he might pull the local
sheriff in on this one.
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- Don't worry.
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Wait till you
meet that guy.
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Grady, if a man
don't grow, he dies.
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Oh, now, Boss, them's another
one of your hard sayings.
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Yes, sir.
Grow or die, Grady.
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Well, I got growin' pains,
I can tell you.
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On account I got dreams.
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Dreams of gettin' bigger..
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...growin' richer..
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...givin' more orders.
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And...by controllin'
Snake's Road Gang
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and runnin' that contraband,
that could be a giant step.
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Oh, it's the
American dream, Boss.
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Yeah, that's it.
American dream.
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Oh, but, uh, Boss, uh..
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...that Snake's
as good as got.
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I mean, I-I'm gonna go
into that Uchee Swamp myself
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and track him down for you.
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Grady, you couldn't catch
a catfish in a coffee cup.
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The only way
you're gonna catch Snake
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is by followin' them Duke boys
and that guitar-pickin' ranger
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and grab Snake
before he does.
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- Got ya.
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Oh, that'll burn 'em up,
Boss, yeah.
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You know, in all my years
of runnin' shine
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I never was..
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...chased by a Texas Ranger.
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And had I ever been caught,
I'd have been proud.
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Here, have a hot one.
If it'd been a Texas Ranger.
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Me, too.
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Say, Jude, how do you figure
ol' Snake knows his way around
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the Uchee Swamp anyhow?
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With all the recruitin'
he's been doin' locally
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probably somebody in the gang
knows about it.
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Well, now, when you
come across him
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ain't that gang of his gonna
give you a lotta trouble?
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Once I get the drop on Snake,
they'll probably stay cool.
240
00:12:01,895 --> 00:12:05,072
They haven't done anything.
Snake's the one I'm after.
241
00:12:05,159 --> 00:12:07,204
That sounds like
a simple enough plan.
242
00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:11,643
Yeah, it's about the only
kind I ever come up with.
243
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,429
I'm just kinda edgy
including you boys.
244
00:12:14,516 --> 00:12:17,519
You ain't never caught him
by yourself in two years
245
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:20,087
and now, you got-got
Luke and me to help.
246
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:23,046
Yeah, and if you, me and Bo
can't handle it, we got help.
247
00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,048
Who
248
00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,923
The sheriff?
249
00:12:30,010 --> 00:12:31,576
No. Us Dukes.
250
00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:36,494
The family.
251
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:39,454
Well, I do appreciate that.
252
00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:41,630
And I'm gonna need your help.
253
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,937
- But not Daisy.
254
00:12:44,024 --> 00:12:46,983
Well, Snake Harmon ain't
exactly John Dillinger.
255
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,637
But he is dangerous.
256
00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:51,379
Now, back in Texas
we might work a woman to death
257
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,250
'but we don't expose
'em to danger.'
258
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:55,731
I see.
Why do you call him Snake?
259
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,522
Oh, come on, son.
260
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,611
What's the matter?
261
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:09,179
Huh?
262
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,140
Well, I know
what the matter is.
263
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,620
I asked you not
to feed Elmer.
264
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,753
And you fed him.
265
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,974
I said you can feed Cleo.
I asked you not to feed Elmer.
266
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:24,934
I'm sorry, Snake, but sometimes
I can't tell 'em apart.
267
00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:26,936
Elmer's the boy.
268
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:29,199
It ain't that easy, Snake.
269
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,942
If you ain't
the dumbest!
270
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,726
I wanted him hungry.
271
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,641
'Gets lazy when he eats.'
272
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,607
Hey, Elmer.
273
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,348
That's my boy.
274
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,741
Come on.
275
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,222
I got a job for you to do.
276
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:55,312
Well, now we know
why they call him Snake.
277
00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:57,793
Friends, this is
gonna be a zinger.
278
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,891
Cowboy.
279
00:14:08,978 --> 00:14:12,112
I don't see how in the heck
you made it all the way here
280
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,114
from Texas in that thing.
281
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,985
I had the wind behind me.
282
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,292
She got a lotta miles
on her, ain't she?
283
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,817
Oh, yeah.
She's old Korean War surplus.
284
00:14:21,904 --> 00:14:25,560
But she has got more character
than any horse I ever rode.
285
00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,605
Say, Jude, if you got
this here truck
286
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,825
then why do you carry
that saddle around with you?
287
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:33,089
If you were drivin' in this,
wouldn't you want backup?
288
00:14:33,176 --> 00:14:36,788
I reckon we could use a backup
system to help find ol' Snake.
289
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,529
We could drive around
lookin' for him in that swamp
290
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,314
till you're ready to retire.
291
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,317
But me and Bo think it'd be
better to let Snake find us.
292
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:44,927
Now, why would he
wanna do that?
293
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,842
He said he's lookin'
for moonshine runners
294
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,713
and race car drivers,
didn't he?
295
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,846
'Now, how would he react
if word got out'
296
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,979
the Dukes boys is comin' out
of retirement.
297
00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:55,372
I don't know how he'd react,
but y'all, Uncle Jesse will
298
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:59,072
skin you alive if you get
the Fedses on your tail again.
299
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,606
Well, lookie here, Patch.
300
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:16,916
If it ain't the chicken Dukes.
You heard of them, ain't ya?
301
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,353
- No.
'
302
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,529
They got scared out
of drivin' whiskey.
303
00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:24,140
'Now they mostly
hang around racetracks'
304
00:15:24,227 --> 00:15:26,316
hopin' to be mistook
for real drivers.
305
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,928
Well, Willie. Say, when'd you
get out of jail, son?
306
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,625
He had to go to jail, Bo.
307
00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,670
It's the only way
he'd get to see his mama.
308
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:35,456
Ha ha. How come y'all ain't
home choppin' cotton?
309
00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:39,590
Last time you drove
on a racetrack
310
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,679
you nearly got a ticket
for illegal parking.
311
00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:43,943
Oh, n-now, Willie,
now wasn't that the time
312
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,293
you got in front of me,
and I had to kinda push you off
313
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,685
and you went into the pits?
314
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:50,166
I'd like to see you
try that with him.
315
00:15:50,253 --> 00:15:52,255
'Meet Patch Lauren.'
316
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,261
'He's been barred from every
track in the country.'
317
00:15:58,348 --> 00:16:00,524
Hey, I heard of you.
318
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:03,440
I didn't know they piled
dirty drivin' that high.
319
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:07,183
You ain't heard nothin'
like it is.
320
00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:09,272
I'm looking for some
drivin' talent for an ol' boy
321
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:12,101
who's tryin' to put
somethin' together.
322
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:16,801
You two ain't much, but...
you interested?
323
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:19,935
- 'I got nothin'.'
324
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:21,893
Unless you can really cut it.
325
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,243
'Ya'll wanna talk
about it some more'
326
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:24,722
'meet me at the
old coffin factory'
327
00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:27,247
early tomorrow mornin'.
328
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:29,553
Take you that long
to find it.
329
00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:32,252
Catch you in church.
330
00:16:32,339 --> 00:16:33,470
Bye.
331
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,562
Can you believe it?
332
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,435
We're sittin' here
talkin' about it
333
00:16:41,522 --> 00:16:43,350
and it slides
right into our laps.
334
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,788
With that kinda luck,
you boys oughta be gamblers.
335
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,659
- Or lawmen.
- Heck, nah.
336
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:51,097
We're just lucky enough
just being Dukes.
337
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:53,186
You got that right.
338
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,623
They went for it.
339
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,023
- Hey, Cooter.
- Gracias.
340
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:06,112
- Here you are, cousin.
- Thank you.
341
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,856
Aah! Hey, ya'll, the Duke
of Hazzard's here.
342
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,120
- Here you go.
- Thank you, cousin.
343
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,122
- Emery.
- Oh, thank you, honey.
344
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:22,128
Boys, I don't see why I have
to ride in a car anyway?
345
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:24,173
If we was back in Texas,
I'd follow--
346
00:17:24,260 --> 00:17:27,481
Now, look, you ain't back
in Texas, you're in Hazzard.
347
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,613
Now, you get yourself lost
in that Uchee Swamp
348
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:32,138
you ain't gonna be able to find
your butt with both hands.
349
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,097
See, what Luke and me
figure we'll do
350
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,533
is we'll start a fight.
351
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,361
'We're real good
at startin' fights.'
352
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,971
You got that right.
353
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,799
Anyways, we oughta be able
to get their attention
354
00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:44,106
so you can slip out
of the car, and nab ol' Snake.
355
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:46,456
You don't wanna get caught
in the back of this thing.
356
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:51,418
Okay, you boys get me
to Snake anyway you can.
357
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:52,680
Hey, Cooter.
358
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:01,602
- Make room for my guitar.
- Guitar.
359
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,299
Guitar.
360
00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,781
Climb on back in here, and I'll
cut out some more space.
361
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,174
Guitar.
362
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,571
Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.
363
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:16,182
Mm-hmm.
364
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:18,662
Oh, now, them Dukes
is up to no good
365
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:20,882
just as sure
as a hog loves turnips.
366
00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:22,318
Huh?
367
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,798
But don't worry, Boss.
368
00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:25,800
I'm bringin' Snake in.
369
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,672
Just as soon
as I get me a car.
370
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,544
Where's your sheriff's car?
371
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,980
Well, Cooter's fixin' it.
372
00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,809
Well, then use your
personal car, stonehead.
373
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:36,115
Well, I..
374
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,421
Huh?
What's that?
375
00:18:38,508 --> 00:18:39,944
'I ain't got one.'
376
00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:41,729
Well, how do you get to work?
377
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,862
Well, I-I thumb.
I hitchhike every place.
378
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:48,910
Grady, you can't follow them
Duke boys hitchhiking.
379
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:51,304
Oh, you're right.
Now, they might spot me.
380
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,785
Of course, it would be real
slick if they gave me a ride.
381
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:58,920
- You'd still lose 'em.
- I could borrow your car.
382
00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,966
Oh, sure. White hood,
horns and all, huh?
383
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:04,665
Well, I'll use my mama's car.
384
00:19:05,579 --> 00:19:07,494
Your mama's car?
385
00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,583
'Course if I get
one little dent in it
386
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:13,543
'oh, she'll be chewing my tail
till Gabriel's trumpet.'
387
00:19:13,630 --> 00:19:17,330
Grady, you've got no idea
what a comfort it is
388
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:20,724
just knowing you're
sheriff around here.
389
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,208
Now, that night,
while the boys and Cooter
390
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,167
was working on
puttin' their plan together
391
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:32,432
Daisy and Jude...
Uh, well, you'll see.
392
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:36,610
♪ The purest eyes ♪
393
00:19:36,697 --> 00:19:40,962
♪ And the fairest hands ♪
394
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:45,619
♪ I love the ground
whereon she stands ♪
395
00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:51,015
♪ Black, black, black ♪
396
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:52,582
♪ Is the color ♪
397
00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:58,501
♪ Of my true love's hair ♪♪
398
00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,074
You sure sing pretty
for a cowboy, Jude.
399
00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,859
Guitar sounds a whole lot better
without the socks in it.
400
00:20:12,036 --> 00:20:14,909
- You want some more peach pie.
- Mm-hmm. No thanks.
401
00:20:14,996 --> 00:20:16,040
Oh!
402
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:21,132
You know, lady, your cookin'
is downright scary.
403
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:22,656
Is that good or bad?
404
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:25,267
When a beautiful woman
can also cook, that's good.
405
00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,182
And that's bad.
406
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:42,980
I still wanna go
with you tomorrow.
407
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,678
No.
408
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,767
I don't wanna be distracted
worryin' about you.
409
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,249
Worried about me?
410
00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:53,991
Worried about me?
411
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:55,732
I can probably outdrive
and outshoot you.
412
00:20:55,819 --> 00:20:57,125
That's probably true.
413
00:20:57,212 --> 00:20:59,345
I'm a bad driver,
my gun don't work
414
00:20:59,432 --> 00:21:00,911
and you still ain't goin'.
415
00:21:06,787 --> 00:21:08,528
Anybody who'd bet on that
416
00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,965
would bet against
the next sunrise.
417
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:16,405
Night.
418
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,629
And a little after sunrise,
things were really hummin'
419
00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:25,719
down at the Hazzard garage.
420
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:28,156
- Let her rip.
421
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,423
If y'all figured Daisy's
gussied up just for Jude..
422
00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:35,772
...you're wrong.
423
00:21:35,859 --> 00:21:37,818
'Cooter, it works.'
424
00:21:37,905 --> 00:21:40,647
'Course it works. Works
better than I thought it would.
425
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:43,389
Don't think we're gonna have any
trouble followin' them at all.
426
00:21:43,476 --> 00:21:46,217
- I've got somethin' for you.
- Well, let's go, honey.
427
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:49,003
Never bet against Daisy
when she makes her mind up.
428
00:21:49,090 --> 00:21:51,658
Ol' Jude didn't know that Daisy was in on the party.
429
00:21:51,745 --> 00:21:55,052
I promise you I'm gonna
take good care of it.
430
00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,970
- You just do me one favor.
431
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:01,450
You keep this thing
between the ditches.
432
00:22:01,537 --> 00:22:03,496
You got it, honey.
433
00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:11,504
Whoo!
434
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:12,896
Mother dog!
435
00:22:15,029 --> 00:22:17,379
Oh, what a tangled web we weave
436
00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:20,208
when first we practice
to deceive.
437
00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:21,992
Man, that's obtuse.
438
00:22:24,473 --> 00:22:27,084
Yeah, I figured ol' Grady
was about due.
439
00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,348
And ain't mama's car somethin'?
440
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,354
Now, I want ya'll to watch
some slick shucking.
441
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,312
Now you see Luke..
442
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,838
...and now, you don't.
443
00:22:46,452 --> 00:22:48,932
Luke, I told you Willie would
be lookin' the wrong way again.
444
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:02,381
No wonder he can't handle it
when a car's on his tail.
445
00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,513
Ain't them boys slick?
446
00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:08,343
I'd invite you to have a beer..
447
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,390
...but it would lower
my social standin'.
448
00:23:11,477 --> 00:23:13,609
You'd have to go all the way
to hell to do that.
449
00:23:13,696 --> 00:23:16,830
Well, I ain't proud.
I'll drink with anybody.
450
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,225
Say, where's your boss?
451
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,793
You won't meet him
unless you pass the test.
452
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:26,143
- He's the test.
453
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,506
Patch is somewhere
on South 104 waitin' for you.
454
00:23:40,593 --> 00:23:42,508
I sure wouldn't
keep him waitin' long.
455
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:44,640
It might make him ornerier
than he is.
456
00:23:45,946 --> 00:23:49,123
Thanks, anyway.
Catch you later.
457
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,081
That depends on Patch.
458
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:58,480
Now, the boys and Jude
didn't anymore than get out
459
00:23:58,567 --> 00:24:01,831
of Willie's sight, when they were immediately followed by..
460
00:24:03,746 --> 00:24:06,967
...Willie, who wanted to watch the Dukes against Patch.
461
00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:09,143
And all of 'em
were followed by..
462
00:24:09,230 --> 00:24:12,146
...the intrepid Grady
in his mama's car
463
00:24:12,233 --> 00:24:15,018
who was followed by...Daisy.
464
00:24:15,105 --> 00:24:16,280
Ya'll followin' this?
465
00:24:16,367 --> 00:24:17,630
Daisy didn't know that the car
466
00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,458
that she was followin'
was Grady's.
467
00:24:19,545 --> 00:24:22,243
She thought he was
one of the gang.
468
00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:24,114
And I'll just be dogged
if another car
469
00:24:24,201 --> 00:24:26,203
didn't start
tailin' Bo and Luke.
470
00:24:37,563 --> 00:24:39,086
Guess who.
471
00:24:40,391 --> 00:24:41,915
Yeah, that's the man.
472
00:24:53,622 --> 00:24:56,146
Shoot, so far, I don't see
nothin' of Patch's test.
473
00:24:56,233 --> 00:24:59,280
Seems like a little
kiddie game to me.
474
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:02,762
You alright back there, Jude?
475
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:04,851
- Oh, it ain't nothin'.
476
00:25:04,938 --> 00:25:06,983
Just Patch playin'-playin'
a little bumper tag is all.
477
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,071
Great.
478
00:25:48,982 --> 00:25:51,898
Ol' Grady was havin' so much
fun watching the game
479
00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:55,162
that he didn't even notice
Daisy was on his tail.
480
00:25:55,249 --> 00:25:58,252
Since Daisy didn't know
it was Grady in front of her
481
00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:00,123
she thought the odds
were three to one
482
00:26:00,210 --> 00:26:02,082
against Bo and Luke.
483
00:26:11,308 --> 00:26:13,093
You reckon the General's
back bumper's gonna stay on?
484
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,790
I don't know.
485
00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:18,054
Sounds like we
picked up a new ra...rattle.
486
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,841
Now, Bo, don't move.
Just listen to me.
487
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,930
Look down
by the brake pedal.
488
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,546
Now, don't move.
489
00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:34,418
I won't move, but I'm fixin'
to make a new door here.
490
00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:35,724
There's the test.
491
00:26:35,811 --> 00:26:37,421
He keeps bumpin'
and jarrin' us like that
492
00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:39,685
it's bound to rile that snake,
and he's gonna strike.
493
00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,777
Now, how'd you like
to be in a car
494
00:26:44,864 --> 00:26:47,518
with a rattlesnake and all the doors welded shut?
495
00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:03,709
Well, what're we gonna do?
496
00:27:03,796 --> 00:27:05,188
What's goin' on?
497
00:27:05,275 --> 00:27:06,842
We've got a rattlesnake
up here in the front.
498
00:27:06,929 --> 00:27:09,497
Don't let it back here,
there ain't room.
499
00:27:09,584 --> 00:27:11,064
Luke, you-you-you're
thinkin', ain't you?
500
00:27:11,151 --> 00:27:13,022
Oh, yeah.
501
00:27:15,068 --> 00:27:17,331
They like mice.
502
00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:20,508
- Uh..
503
00:27:20,595 --> 00:27:22,292
There ain't room
for a mouse either.
504
00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:24,077
Well, think faster.
505
00:27:24,164 --> 00:27:26,427
- I got it.
- Just don't move.
506
00:27:26,514 --> 00:27:28,124
- Be careful.
- Don't move, cousin.
507
00:27:28,211 --> 00:27:31,606
J-just keep her steady now.
Don't let Patch hit us no more.
508
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:33,173
- I won't.
- Okay.
509
00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:35,915
Stay real steady, cousin,
I don't wanna lose you now.
510
00:27:36,002 --> 00:27:38,134
- Easy.
- I got it.
511
00:27:45,011 --> 00:27:46,447
Oh!
512
00:27:48,014 --> 00:27:50,059
Cover his head, Luke.
513
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,282
Alright, hit the brake.
514
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,222
Everything's okay, Jude.
515
00:28:22,309 --> 00:28:24,398
No, it ain't,
'cause down the road
516
00:28:24,485 --> 00:28:26,922
Daisy had decided
to even the odds
517
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,055
by takin' out
one of the enemy.
518
00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,448
Not knowing
it was poor ol' Grady
519
00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:34,495
who wasn't about to hurt
his mama's car.
520
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,420
Ol' Willie didn't know
who they were
521
00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:49,205
but they sure wasn't
on his side.
522
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:05,265
Grady Byrd, I didn't know
it was you.
523
00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:08,790
Oh, now, look at the scratch
you put on my mama's car.
524
00:29:10,661 --> 00:29:15,449
Oh, Daisy, don't you recognize
a
525
00:29:16,450 --> 00:29:18,974
I'm sorry, Grady Byrd.
526
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:25,720
Hey, Patch, how did we do?
527
00:29:28,070 --> 00:29:30,769
Sonny boy, I'll stomp you
into mush!
528
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,816
Patch! Patch!
529
00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:36,383
Patch, where's Elmer?
530
00:29:36,470 --> 00:29:38,646
- Elmer, the rattlesnake.
531
00:29:40,169 --> 00:29:43,259
- He threw him at me.
532
00:29:43,346 --> 00:29:44,957
You let him lose Elmer?
533
00:29:45,044 --> 00:29:46,959
Oh, I never cared
much for Elmer.
534
00:29:47,046 --> 00:29:49,613
He's always slithering around,
he ain't got much to say.
535
00:29:49,700 --> 00:29:51,790
Got them beady little eyes,
ain't even a pretty color.
536
00:29:51,877 --> 00:29:53,574
Snake Harmon's gonna kill us.
537
00:29:53,661 --> 00:29:55,271
Let's get outta here. Couple of
cars were followin' us.
538
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:56,751
- Beats me.
539
00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,014
Jude Emery must've
been drivin' one of 'em
540
00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:00,320
'cause they run
each other off the road.
541
00:30:00,407 --> 00:30:02,278
- Let's go.
542
00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:05,238
Oh, yeah.
You passed alright.
543
00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:06,935
- Alright!
- Hot dog!
544
00:30:10,025 --> 00:30:12,288
Grady Byrd..
545
00:30:12,375 --> 00:30:16,249
...if you don't get Snake Harmon
before that ranger does..
546
00:30:16,336 --> 00:30:19,687
...I'm gonna have your ugly hide
nailed to my den wall
547
00:30:19,774 --> 00:30:23,691
and your miserable bones
ground into fertilizer
548
00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,258
for my tomatoes.
549
00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:27,651
That ain't nothin' compared
to what my mama's gonna do
550
00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,002
when she finds that scratch
on the car.
551
00:30:30,089 --> 00:30:32,961
All because I was so certain
that between you
552
00:30:33,048 --> 00:30:36,399
and that ranger, I'd control
Snake Harmon's gang
553
00:30:36,486 --> 00:30:39,750
I went and contacted
the syndicate.
554
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,665
And now..
555
00:30:41,752 --> 00:30:45,931
...I've got a contract to move
contraband, and no Snake Harmon.
556
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,497
And you,
you couldn't catch him
557
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,369
if you was both wearin'
the same pair of pants.
558
00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:52,328
I remember once I got
one little bitty dent on her car
559
00:30:52,415 --> 00:30:54,200
she wouldn't let me out
of the house for a week.
560
00:30:54,287 --> 00:30:56,289
- Grady!
- Aah-ah-ah!
561
00:30:56,376 --> 00:30:59,118
My head is on the line
to that syndicate.
562
00:30:59,205 --> 00:31:00,859
Excuse me, sheriff.
563
00:31:00,946 --> 00:31:03,339
These here fugitives
posters just came in.
564
00:31:03,426 --> 00:31:05,646
Oh, Enos, go paper
the men's room with them.
565
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,822
Can't you see Boss is busy
chewin' me out?
566
00:31:07,909 --> 00:31:10,912
Grady Byrd, the chances
of you finding that Snake Harmon
567
00:31:10,999 --> 00:31:13,219
by yourself
rank right up there
568
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,266
with Daisy Duke
being made the next Pope.
569
00:31:17,353 --> 00:31:20,139
That's funny, Mr. Hogg,
'cause Daisy's a Methodist.
570
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,534
Sheriff, the light bulb is
burned out in the men's room.
571
00:31:24,621 --> 00:31:27,059
It's gonna be awful hard
to read the posters in there.
572
00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:30,410
Oh, Enos, I'll hang 'em up
myself. I just..
573
00:31:32,064 --> 00:31:34,631
- Oh, my goodness!
574
00:31:34,718 --> 00:31:38,331
"Wanted Russel Snake Harmon."
575
00:31:38,418 --> 00:31:41,203
'He's the one
that ranger's after.'
576
00:31:41,290 --> 00:31:42,509
AndCoy Randolph
577
00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:45,077
andPatch Lauren.
578
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,948
"For armed robbery,
felonious assault
579
00:31:47,035 --> 00:31:48,341
"suspected homicide.
580
00:31:48,428 --> 00:31:51,300
"Believed to be part
of the Snake Harmon gang."
581
00:31:51,387 --> 00:31:54,260
Enos, you know
what this means?
582
00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:56,001
Yes, it means 'em boys
are flat in trouble.
583
00:31:56,088 --> 00:32:00,005
Oh, Enos, it means that
Jude, and Luke, and Bo
584
00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:02,355
are not dealin' with a bunch
of good ol' ridge runners.
585
00:32:02,442 --> 00:32:06,011
I mean, these are
real dangerous felons.
586
00:32:06,098 --> 00:32:09,405
Grady Byrd,
you've got about as much gall
587
00:32:09,492 --> 00:32:11,451
as a tub full of pig spleens.
588
00:32:11,538 --> 00:32:14,454
Finish tightening that up.
Get out of the way, Burgette!
589
00:32:14,541 --> 00:32:18,197
You sell your soul to swill
at Boss Hogg's table--
590
00:32:18,284 --> 00:32:21,722
Swallow your stubbornness
and you listen to me.
591
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:23,376
You think Bo and Luke
have gone off to help
592
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,465
capture some
Texas leadfoot?
593
00:32:25,552 --> 00:32:28,947
Look. "Patch Lauren,"
"Coy Randolph."
594
00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,253
"Wanted for armed robbery
and suspected homicide.
595
00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:34,517
Believed to be part
of the Snake Harmon gang."
596
00:32:34,604 --> 00:32:38,173
Now, these just ain't good ol'
boys out to have some fun.
597
00:32:38,260 --> 00:32:40,001
Bo, and Luke, and Jude
598
00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,698
well, they don't know
what they're gettin' into.
599
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:10,945
They look like
a lot of fun.
600
00:33:11,032 --> 00:33:12,773
Don't they though?
601
00:33:12,860 --> 00:33:14,601
How many are there?
602
00:33:14,688 --> 00:33:17,908
I don't know,
I can't count that high.
603
00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:19,954
We gotta come up with somethin'
to throw 'em off-guard.
604
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:23,088
'We could start a fight.'
605
00:33:23,175 --> 00:33:25,568
'Right, they'd never
expect that.'
606
00:33:25,655 --> 00:33:28,267
I'm Snake Harmon.
607
00:33:28,354 --> 00:33:31,009
- Hey.
- Howdy.
608
00:33:31,096 --> 00:33:32,662
You must be
the Hazzard hot dogs.
609
00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:35,013
Oh, you
610
00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:36,579
Hmm.
611
00:33:36,666 --> 00:33:38,059
Get out, plough-boy.
612
00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:42,020
- I'm too young to die.
- Yes, sir.
613
00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,071
I hear you boys had a little
trouble with Patch here.
614
00:33:50,158 --> 00:33:52,117
Patch?
615
00:33:52,204 --> 00:33:54,032
No, Patch weren't
no trouble at all.
616
00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:56,860
If you're gonna test us,
find somebody who can cut it.
617
00:33:56,947 --> 00:34:00,125
'Listen, Snake. We'd like to
stay and fight with your boys
618
00:34:00,212 --> 00:34:02,823
but from the looks of 'em, I
don't think they can handle us.
619
00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:05,913
Leastwise, not this
overgrown has-been cretin.
620
00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:36,030
Russel Snake Harmon..
621
00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:38,598
...I arrest you in violation
of the Texas criminal code--
622
00:34:38,685 --> 00:34:40,078
Hey, Jude.
623
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,689
I figured you were
around here somewhere.
624
00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,560
They don't fight, huh.
625
00:34:47,259 --> 00:34:48,434
'Get off of me!'
626
00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:52,829
I said, I arrest you
in violation of--
627
00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:54,831
Listen, are those your boys?
628
00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,659
- Yeah.
- That one's a little slow.
629
00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:02,665
Needs to work on his
left hook, don't he?
630
00:35:02,752 --> 00:35:04,580
Yeah, he sure do.
631
00:35:07,061 --> 00:35:09,846
I better break this up.
632
00:35:09,933 --> 00:35:11,631
Alright, boys.
Alright, break it up.
633
00:35:11,718 --> 00:35:12,719
Hey, Bo, Bo.
634
00:35:12,806 --> 00:35:14,895
Bo! Bo! Bo!
635
00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,592
Bo, Bo, break it up.
636
00:35:16,679 --> 00:35:17,898
'Here, stop it!
Stop!'
637
00:35:17,985 --> 00:35:18,986
'Alright, break it up, boys.'
638
00:35:19,073 --> 00:35:20,683
'Hey, stop it, right there.'
639
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,163
Bo, right there.
Stay right there.
640
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:24,774
Bo! Bo!
Alright now, break it up.
641
00:35:24,861 --> 00:35:27,168
I said, break it up!
642
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:28,996
- Get over there, Luke.
- 'We had 'em.'
643
00:35:29,083 --> 00:35:31,346
Yeah, you, you done real good.
644
00:35:31,433 --> 00:35:33,174
Alright, now, you boys
just stay cool.
645
00:35:33,261 --> 00:35:35,307
Ya'll boys ain't
broken no laws.
646
00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:37,135
'Snake here's
the one I'm after.'
647
00:35:37,222 --> 00:35:38,788
'Ya'll stay cool,
and stay outta trouble.'
648
00:35:38,875 --> 00:35:41,226
Oh, come on now, Jude.
649
00:35:41,313 --> 00:35:43,271
You ain't really gonna
arrest me, are ya?
650
00:35:43,358 --> 00:35:44,751
I didn't track you
all the way from Texas
651
00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:46,883
for your
dazzling conversation.
652
00:35:46,970 --> 00:35:48,929
You ain't arrestin'
nobody, cowboy.
653
00:35:49,016 --> 00:35:50,583
Drop it.
654
00:35:52,498 --> 00:35:54,064
Okay, hoss.
655
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,805
But you're makin'
a big mistake.
656
00:35:55,892 --> 00:35:57,677
'No, it's your mistake, Jude.'
657
00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:59,896
Why, that there's Coy Randolph.
658
00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,898
'You remember?
You sent him to prison.'
659
00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:03,726
Is that you, Coy?
660
00:36:03,813 --> 00:36:05,859
Hey, Jude.
661
00:36:05,946 --> 00:36:07,904
I didn't recognize you
under all them whiskers.
662
00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:10,646
I swore when you sent me up,
I wasn't gonna shave
663
00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:11,952
'till I got ya.'
664
00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:14,302
Looks like I'm fixin'
to shave.
665
00:36:14,389 --> 00:36:16,174
Don't shave 'em off
for me, Coy.
666
00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,698
It gives you character.
Covers up all that ugly.
667
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:20,482
Oh, shucks, Jude.
668
00:36:20,569 --> 00:36:22,702
We've been onto you
since you hit Hazzard.
669
00:36:22,789 --> 00:36:24,225
Boys.
670
00:36:24,312 --> 00:36:26,662
Tie up Jude so he can
stay out of trouble.
671
00:36:26,749 --> 00:36:28,838
- This one's mine.
- Wait a minute, Patch.
672
00:36:28,925 --> 00:36:31,363
- I want nobody in the way.
- Wait, wait, wait, Patch.
673
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:33,408
Patch, I got a better idea.
674
00:36:33,495 --> 00:36:35,584
You think you can take
this boy in arm wrestling?
675
00:36:38,457 --> 00:36:40,241
You ain't gonna
like it, hoss.
676
00:36:41,721 --> 00:36:44,289
'Time up.'
677
00:36:44,376 --> 00:36:46,900
In case you think those are just
little ol' cactus spines
678
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,118
plough boy..
679
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:50,208
'...let me educate you.'
680
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:51,948
'Those are called
blood brothers.'
681
00:36:52,035 --> 00:36:53,776
'The red you see dripping..'
682
00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,865
'...that's pure poison.'
683
00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:58,868
'Once they make a puncture,
they just never heal.'
684
00:36:58,955 --> 00:37:01,001
Goin' through life
with an armful of those
685
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:03,395
it'd just be a livin' hell.
686
00:37:07,181 --> 00:37:09,923
Give them some air.
687
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:13,231
- Yup.
688
00:37:13,318 --> 00:37:15,189
Ya'll set?
Go.
689
00:37:24,981 --> 00:37:27,070
Come on, Luke.
Come on.
690
00:37:34,991 --> 00:37:36,906
Turn it on, Patch.
691
00:37:47,830 --> 00:37:49,702
Luke. Uh..
692
00:37:51,094 --> 00:37:53,009
Bo.
693
00:37:55,838 --> 00:37:57,753
Luke!
694
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,538
Don't go to the bar now, Pa.
695
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,628
There ain't no tellin'
how this will come out.
696
00:38:23,344 --> 00:38:25,172
What's goin' on?
697
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,217
Just be ready for a little
Duke shuckin' and jivin'.
698
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,568
I hear, ya'll are lookin'
for hot drivers.
699
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,091
Well, you can stop lookin'.
700
00:38:31,178 --> 00:38:33,049
You wanna let me know
what's happenin'?
701
00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:38,141
Just stay loose, Jude.
702
00:38:38,228 --> 00:38:40,840
Well, thanks.
That clears it right up.
703
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,407
I'll tell you one thing
right now, Snake.
704
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:44,104
I ain't drivin'
with no woman.
705
00:38:44,191 --> 00:38:46,149
'Well, you ain't tellin'
nobody nothin'.'
706
00:38:46,236 --> 00:38:47,673
I'm runnin' this rig.
707
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:50,240
We don't know
nothin' about her.
708
00:38:53,287 --> 00:38:55,637
'I got plenty more snakes.'
709
00:38:55,724 --> 00:38:57,160
Test her.
710
00:38:57,247 --> 00:38:58,597
Make her drive
against Patch.
711
00:39:00,903 --> 00:39:03,993
Shoot, that ain't no test!
Have her arm wrestle him.
712
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,565
'Knock that off!'
713
00:39:10,652 --> 00:39:13,263
- Cut him loose.
- Yes, sir.
714
00:39:18,791 --> 00:39:21,576
Thanks, cousin.
715
00:39:21,663 --> 00:39:23,404
Plough-boy..
716
00:39:23,491 --> 00:39:24,971
...you've been doin'
all the talkin'
717
00:39:25,058 --> 00:39:27,190
while your buddy here
does all the drivin'.
718
00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,845
Now, it's us. Ain't nobody
drivin' against nobody
719
00:39:29,932 --> 00:39:31,717
'til me and him
settle this.
720
00:39:31,804 --> 00:39:33,936
Yeah? What you got
in mind, Patch?
721
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:37,375
Head-on chicken. Down
on the bridge, no turns.
722
00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,812
Chicken?
723
00:39:39,899 --> 00:39:41,553
Snake, you shoulda
never kidnapped
724
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,859
that big overgrown kid
out of the sixth grade.
725
00:39:43,946 --> 00:39:45,252
Too tough for ya?
726
00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:46,993
Too tough?
It's too stupid.
727
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:51,650
Look, now, if you got
any drivin' skill at all
728
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,609
we're gonna match jumpin' cars
across that creek belly.
729
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,568
- Well, at first light then.
730
00:39:56,655 --> 00:39:58,744
Crack of dawn.
731
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:01,834
I finally got it figured out.
Y'all are all crazy.
732
00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:03,575
'Well, how about it, Patch?'
733
00:40:03,662 --> 00:40:05,533
- You can even use Annie's car.
734
00:40:07,492 --> 00:40:08,797
My car.
735
00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:12,758
Okay, plough-boy.
You're on.
736
00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:14,499
Hey. Hey, Luke,
I got an idea.
737
00:40:14,586 --> 00:40:16,370
Since this is
between you both
738
00:40:16,457 --> 00:40:18,416
why don't we make it
a little interesting?
739
00:40:18,503 --> 00:40:20,243
You mean a side bet
or somethin'?
740
00:40:20,330 --> 00:40:22,681
I know. Like we
let you two go
741
00:40:22,768 --> 00:40:24,422
if Luke makes it
and Patch don't.
742
00:40:24,509 --> 00:40:25,858
'Not exactly.'
743
00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:28,077
You see, what I had
in mind was for fun
744
00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:31,777
that you and me ride
shotgun with 'em.
745
00:40:31,864 --> 00:40:34,432
'What's the matter, Snake?
Don't you trust Patch?'
746
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:38,871
'Well, I trust Luke.'
747
00:40:40,220 --> 00:40:42,265
Uh, well..
748
00:40:42,352 --> 00:40:43,963
- Yeah.
749
00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:49,447
So first light, engines were cranked for the big jump.
750
00:40:54,843 --> 00:40:57,367
Come on, Patch,
show that plough-boy. Come on!
751
00:41:12,382 --> 00:41:14,167
Easy, son.
752
00:41:14,254 --> 00:41:16,909
One move, and I'm gonna
string you up like a hawk.
753
00:41:16,996 --> 00:41:18,693
Now, y'all pay
a real close attention
754
00:41:18,780 --> 00:41:21,653
'cause we're about
to play musical chairs.
755
00:41:21,740 --> 00:41:26,135
Now, sonny,
when I say jump, you git.
756
00:41:26,222 --> 00:41:28,311
Otherwise you're gonna be known
all over Hazzard County
757
00:41:28,398 --> 00:41:30,792
as the fella who lost
his head in the race.
758
00:41:32,925 --> 00:41:34,927
Now!
759
00:41:37,625 --> 00:41:38,670
Follow me!
760
00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:43,979
Well, I'll just be dogged
if Jesse and Cooter
761
00:41:44,066 --> 00:41:45,807
wasn't hidden
in Daisy's car the same way
762
00:41:45,894 --> 00:41:47,505
they hid ol' Jude
in General Lee.
763
00:41:47,592 --> 00:41:49,158
Now, I didn't figure on that.
764
00:41:49,245 --> 00:41:50,203
Hey! Get 'em!
765
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:21,887
Darlin', if you're always
this full of surprises
766
00:42:21,974 --> 00:42:24,367
your social life
must be somethin' else.
767
00:42:27,066 --> 00:42:28,807
How'd you do that?
768
00:42:28,894 --> 00:42:31,157
Honey, I've been free
for about 30 minutes.
769
00:42:31,244 --> 00:42:33,681
I just wasn't about to miss
what y'all had cookin'.
770
00:42:33,768 --> 00:42:35,553
Some cowboy, Jude!
771
00:42:40,514 --> 00:42:42,560
- Here goes.
- Go for it.
772
00:43:04,886 --> 00:43:07,106
Uh-huh, looks like
ol' Grady and the law
773
00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,021
were in on
the Duke's plan, too.
774
00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:11,023
Now, that's a switch.
775
00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,503
Everybody out of the car!
Everybody!
776
00:43:15,549 --> 00:43:17,507
Up, hands on the car.
777
00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:19,031
Well, here we go.
778
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:22,208
One Snake all tied up
for Ranger Emery.
779
00:43:22,295 --> 00:43:24,340
Okay, Jesse, I'll take charge
of the prisoner, now.
780
00:43:24,427 --> 00:43:25,733
Hey, hold on a second.
781
00:43:25,820 --> 00:43:27,561
Ol' Snake here
is Jude's prisoner.
782
00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:31,565
Uh-uh-uh, oh-oh-oh.
I got other plans for Snake.
783
00:43:31,652 --> 00:43:34,307
On account that he ain't been
extradited yet
784
00:43:34,394 --> 00:43:37,092
from my county,
namely Hazzard.
785
00:43:37,179 --> 00:43:38,441
Somethin' around here stinks.
786
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:40,269
Uh, boys!
787
00:43:44,317 --> 00:43:46,232
After them!
788
00:43:53,674 --> 00:43:57,243
'Boss, get in, come on, now.
Go, go, get on in.'
789
00:44:11,387 --> 00:44:14,042
Come on, y'all, get in.
We ain't done, yet.
790
00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:16,479
'Jude, get me outta here.
These folks are crazy.'
791
00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:17,959
Wait till
you kiss one up.
792
00:44:18,046 --> 00:44:19,831
- Here comes Grady.
- Yeah.
793
00:44:19,918 --> 00:44:22,616
You reckon the hardware bolted
on here's gonna get us across?
794
00:44:22,703 --> 00:44:25,314
Yeah, there ain't but
one way to find out.
795
00:44:29,449 --> 00:44:32,670
'Come on! There they are.
Come on, get 'em.'
796
00:44:32,757 --> 00:44:35,760
Stop.
Drop it right there.
797
00:44:35,847 --> 00:44:38,850
Enos, uh, cuff 'em a-and don't
forget to read 'em their rights.
798
00:44:38,937 --> 00:44:40,242
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
799
00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,810
Grady! Come on,
get in here.
800
00:44:42,897 --> 00:44:45,204
We're gotta go get Snake Harmon!
We're gonna lose him!
801
00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:47,641
- Now, come on, and--
- I'm comin', I'm comin'!
802
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:52,298
Leave them small fry behind.
Come on, we gotta get 'em.
803
00:44:52,385 --> 00:44:54,953
Come on, let's go.
804
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:57,999
We got some real nice pictures
of you boys in our restroom.
805
00:44:58,086 --> 00:44:59,261
Wanna go
take some more?
806
00:45:03,483 --> 00:45:06,921
'It's up to you, Luke.
Now, give it all you got.'
807
00:45:07,008 --> 00:45:08,836
Whoa!
808
00:45:16,888 --> 00:45:18,367
There ain't another road
out there.
809
00:45:18,454 --> 00:45:19,499
We got 'em now.
810
00:45:19,586 --> 00:45:21,719
Yeah, now,
if they're lost.
811
00:45:21,806 --> 00:45:23,285
Right.
812
00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,939
Don't agree with me!
813
00:45:33,818 --> 00:45:37,560
Oh, alright.
Oh, here. Here, Boss.
814
00:45:37,647 --> 00:45:40,433
- Oh, here, take my hand.
- No, I don't want your hand.
815
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:44,089
Here let me.. Oh.
Here here. Boss..
816
00:45:44,176 --> 00:45:46,613
- Woo-hoo!
- Come here, get out.
817
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,659
Snake, Snake Harmon! Snake
Harmon, you-you're under arrest.
818
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,749
Hold on there, hoss.
That's my prisoner.
819
00:45:51,836 --> 00:45:54,882
- Not it my county, it ain't.
- 'That's right, Mr. Ranger.'
820
00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:58,494
Grady is a duly constituted law
here in Hazzard County.
821
00:45:58,581 --> 00:46:01,149
- What little there is of it.
- Now you'd be right, Boss.
822
00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:04,022
- If this was Hazzard County.
823
00:46:04,109 --> 00:46:06,285
Well, no matter
how dry Hazzard creek is
824
00:46:06,372 --> 00:46:07,590
it's still
the county line.
825
00:46:07,677 --> 00:46:09,418
- Yee-haw!
826
00:46:12,857 --> 00:46:16,251
Yee-ha-ha-haw!
Whee! Whee!
827
00:46:16,338 --> 00:46:18,036
- 'I'm comin', I'm comin'.'
- This is Placid County.
828
00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:20,038
- Well, I-I ain't sheriff here.
- You..
829
00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,648
You ain't hardly
sheriff anywhere, Grady.
830
00:46:21,735 --> 00:46:23,563
- Oh--
- Excuse me, sheriff.
831
00:46:26,479 --> 00:46:28,176
- Well, Snake.
- Hey, Jude.
832
00:46:30,309 --> 00:46:32,920
- Looks like you're all mine.
- Damn!
833
00:46:33,007 --> 00:46:34,835
I made it, sheriff.
Oh, excuse me.
834
00:46:36,576 --> 00:46:39,013
And that's the legend
of how the Dukes helped
835
00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:41,276
capture the notorious
Snake Harmon.
836
00:46:41,363 --> 00:46:43,539
And Boss had some
tall explainin' to do
837
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,672
about contraband deliveries.
838
00:46:45,759 --> 00:46:48,370
Grady and Enos
got two wanted men.
839
00:46:48,457 --> 00:46:49,850
And Daisy..
840
00:46:49,937 --> 00:46:52,592
Do me a favor, and don't
promise to come back.
841
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:55,073
You, uh, you don't
want me to come back?
842
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:58,076
Come back. Just don't
make me any promises.
843
00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:06,606
- Woo-hoo!
- Yee-haw!
844
00:47:18,226 --> 00:47:22,013
Honey...I better
get movin'.
845
00:47:22,100 --> 00:47:24,624
I'm gonna forget
all about Texas.
846
00:47:43,904 --> 00:47:46,951
And Daisy got a little hooked on a stranger passing through.
847
00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:49,649
A stranger named Jude Emery.
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