All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E17 Officer Daisy Duke_track3_[eng]

On "The Dukes of Hazzard.."

What's so all-fired wrong

with a Duke becoming
a peace officer?

Officer Daisy Duke
strikes a blow for ERA.

And Hazzard County goes POP.

- Wooh!
- Wooh!

- Here.

Uh-oh.

Hold on, Enos!

Help!

[Waylon Jennings
singing "Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you've never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like a ♪

♪ Two modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

Yeeeee-hah!

Now, usually, the road
to Hazzard County's

favorite watering hole,
the Boar's Nest

is deserted at this hour
of the morning.

But Bo and Luke
and Daisy Duke

had some pressing business
with Boss Hogg.

Y'all know that it takes an early bird to catch the worm

which is a pretty good
description of Boss Hogg.

Now, Daisy, you've been workin'
on asking for that raise

since the second week
you were at the Boar's Nest.

- I know, but--
- Daisy, listen to me.

Now, you gotta call in the dogs
to see if they're wet

you're not gonna find out
if it's raining outside or not.

- Bo!

That's what it said.

Daisy, if you ain't gonna
ask Boss, I'll ask him for you.

Well, I appreciate that, Luke.
It's just that--

'No. No ifs, ands, or buts.'

Now, he's been payin'
you so little for so long

he don't even notice it, he
don't even feel guilty about it.

Well, one thing about Luke

that he didn't beat
around the bush, now

when it come
to ask her old Boss

to raise Daisy's salary.

And this is what happens

when you shake
Boss' money tree.

Now, Boss, you gonna have
to do better than that.

- Or else--

- Luke!
'

Or else, she quits,
that's what.

Ohh! She can't quit.

- No.

- 'Cause she's already fired!
- Aah!

- Off the premises!

- Luke!
- Boss, now, uh, he--

Well, now, when you
sell pigs to buy pig feed

you ain't apt to be in the pig business for very long.

Now, when Boss Hogg
decides to hire a new sheriff

the first thing he's
gotta make sure about

is that the new man
is courteous

courageous...and corrupt.

Mostly corrupt.

Grady Byrd,
for the last 20 years

you been night watchman in
the Hazzard County gravel pit.

Without nobody to talk to

except that Doberman Pinscher.

Now, do you want me
to take you

out of them pits or no?

Oh, yes, sir.

I want out of them pits,
sir, please--

Alright, I'll take
you out of them pits

because you'll do
for the job of sheriff!

- Yeah!

- Well, you will follow orders.
- Oh, yes, sir.

And you will take
a proper share.

- Oh, yes, sir.
- There's just one thing.

Them Dukes, you gotta keep
that whole Duke family

outta my hair, do you hear?

Oh, I hear, I hear,
I will keep them Dukes

out of your hair. Yes, sir.

Sure is a nice-looking couple.

Hey, Mr. Hogg!

- Hey, Grady.
- Howdy, Enos.

Uh-uh, Grady.

Knock off all that
familiarity with Enos.

You're sheriff now.
Sheriff Byrd.

And that boy's
just your deputy.

The new sheriff?

Well, I'll be ding-danged,
Grady.

Sheriff Grady Byrd!
Well, congratulations!

Now, you just s-save
that for later, Enos.

Well, yes, sir, uh,
since you're in charge now

'maybe you could tell me
what I should do'

with that new directive
from Washington.

It's the one about
hiring new deputies

under
The Equal Opportunities Law.

Well, Enos, you just
I'll, uh, I'll--

I'll-I'll check that out.

Uh, Boss, uh,
what do you want me to do

about this, uh, new-new
directive from Washington?

Nothing, right now.

I'm looking
at this here poster

about these armed criminals
wanted all over the country

with a $10,000
reward on their heads!

Now, I ask you,
isn't this here reward

a mite more interesting

than some hogwash
from Washington?

Come on, Daisy, now-now don't
you get your feathers

all ruffled up. Luke here will
think of something.

Yeah, speaking of feathers,
here's one chicken plucker--

- Luke!
Yeah.

- Hey, pal.
- Oh.

- Hi, Luke.

Good to see you.
Good morning, Daisy.

Started out to be one,
but it sure ain't anymore.

What, is something wrong?

- Boss fired her, sort of.
- Oh, no!

There just doesn't seem
to be another job to be had.

Well, Daisy,
why don't you be a deputy?

A deputy

'Yeah. Yeah, look here.'

This here Equal Opportunities
Law says that

"The sheriff's office
has gotta

"has gotta open jobs
for ladies now

just like regular people."

'All you gotta do is apply
and take the test'

along with the other
candidates, Daisy.

It sure would be nice to share

my patrol car with you, Daisy.

Duke in the front seat
of a police car?

Enos, are you ready
for the funny farm?

Nice try, Enos.

Well, well,
think about it, Daisy!

Think about it, please, Daisy.

Tell me this.

Try that on for size.

What's so all-fired
wrong with a Duke

becoming a peace officer?

Well, go back
on all my raising.

Now, Daisy,
us Dukes was not raised

to be against
law and order.

Well, we're
a peace loving family.

We're just against
them officers

that are a disgrace
to their badge.

What with Enos being the only
law officer around we can trust

We could use another one

to kind of balance
the scales of justice.

Well, the way you put it,
Uncle Jesse

makes me wanna consider it.

But what am I gonna do
about these chores?

Oh, we'll figure
something out about that.

Oh, now, Daisy,
don't you worry about that.

Do you think that we'd sit here
and let you worry

about the chores when you got
work to do? No, ma'am.

On my word as a Duke,
Luke will take care of it.

You want 'em
hung up or folded?

Now, there must be some mistake.

I mean, I may be new
to this here job.

But, uh, I am sure
that I ain't supposed

to have no Duke
in my department.

Well, this here directive
says different.

Uh, well, you-you y-you..

you can't believe
everything you read.

'Listen here, sheriff.'

I believe in The Constitution

The Bill of Rights,
the laws of this land

and I believe
in that official directive.

Now, do I get a chance or..

...do I write
to the State Capital?

Well, now, now,
hold your horses.

It just ain't that all-fired
easy, now.

I mean, you gotta-you gotta,
uh, take and pass

'a certain physical
and written examinations.'

You just tell her what to do,
and she'll do it.

Now, meanwhile,
we're gonna brush up

on a few laws and statutes,
at least the ones

we ain't never been
charged with.

Come on, Daisy.

She sure would make
a good deputy, sheriff.

Top of the morning, Boss!

Howdy do, Boss?

Hmph!

I don't like it!

I don't like it.

When I see Dukes
walking around smiling

and giving me a big "howdy do"

I just know we got trouble.

Oh, we got trouble, alright.

- I knew it.

Here, that-that
Daisy Duke has applied

for the job of deputy sheriff.

A Duke a deputy?

That's like having the enemy

living in your own camp!

Here, Grady!

Now, while Boss was bending

Grady out of shape

Daisy was a-getting into hers.

Of course, there never
was too much wrong

with Daisy's shape
to begin with.

But Bo and Luke weren't
leaving nothing to chance.

They personally supervised
her training.

Alright!
Alright!

Whoo!

And, keeping their word,
old Bo and Luke

did the household chores.

That's gotta be
bad meat loaf.

That is Duck a l'Orange.

"107.2.

No sitting on
the Boss Hogg Memorial."

Now, that's Daisy,
studying the law.

And that's the law,
studying Daisy.

- Everything's just fine.

Oh!

It's them.

Sheriff Grady Byrd,
calling Sheriff Grady Byrd!

'Deputy Enos Strate calling.'

'Sheriff Byrd! Come in, over.'

Quiet.

Quiet, Enos.

Now-now, what you blabbing
at me about?

I'm sorry, sheriff,
but you know them two

bank robbers hanging
on your bulletin board?

They headed your way down
State 30.

Them $10,000 crooks?

What...now, why didn't you say
that in the first place?

Oh, I just love this new job!

'Sheriff, you want me
to back you up?'

Yeah, well, that's-that's
a good idea, Enos.

Yeah.

Uh, but, now, you-you
stay back far enough

so there's no question
they're myprisoners.

Yes, sir! Over and out!

I'm gone!

Uh-oh!

That's about 20 years a piece

breathing down our necks, girl.

Floor it.

When it comes to fancy driving

Cale Yarborough
could take a few tips

from the lady
behind that wheel.

Oh, now, you got me mad.
Now, that tears it!

Then again,
old Sheriff Grady Byrd

ain't no slouch neither.

Try to hold it steady while
I get this thing reloaded.

Hang on a bit more.

Okay, okay,
just drop your weapons!

Ow!

Come out! Hands up!

'Sheriff Grady Byrd here.'

I got you dead to rights.

Enjoy yourself.

Now, Miss Harmon.

Well, like it or not, you gotta give old Grady credit.

He's got ten big ones comin'!

And if I had ten big ones
comin', I'd smile, too.

Ten thousand dollars!

You do this here laundry?

Yeah, I-I did the laundry.
So what?

I'll tell you so what,
I got a ring around the collar

around the waistband
of my boxer shorts.

That's so what!

I have been sitting
in this kitchen all day

sweeping up these dang floors,
and you're complaining about..

You get somebody else
to do your laundry, Luke!

I could do it myself
if I didn't have

dishpan hands up to my neck.

Cry me a river.
We've only got six dishes.

And another thing, the bathtub
ring is disgusting

and 'em blonde hairs of yours--

- One little--
- His brain do one thing..

Oh, that's real cute.

One little dark cloud
comes on your horizon--

How's that cut it?

Bo and Luke continued to blame
each other for their plight.

But deep down in their
hearts, they both knew

that they was equally guilty
for getting Daisy fired.

And they had to make it up to
her.

Like when it came time
for Daisy to take her test

they figured Grady would
throw the book at her.

Now, "What is Hazzard County
ordinance number

14788"

And Luke figured
to throw it right back.

But Daisy, well,
she'd had her fill

of her cousins' help.

And she passed her written exam all by herself.

Uh, Grady burned,
but he didn't know

the meaning
of the word surrender.

Just like he don't know the meaning of some other words

like, honesty, fair play.

He pulled another ace
out of his sleeve

when it come to the test
of disarming a suspect.

I'm not hearin'
you say uncle, fella!

- Daisy, don't hurt him.
- That's enough.

Uh, Daisy, Daisy,
now that-that is enough.

Well, that is quite enough.

- Well, she did fine.

Am I sure glad
I ain't that guy.

She got a genuine
mean streak.

Ready?

The old Grady
had one last card

up his sleeve.

And that was on
the firing range.

Aim.

Fire!

Come on!

Uh, sorry. Only two.

You got three, Mary Ellen.

I swear, old Grady
was as happy as a goat

eating briar..

...'cause there
was five shots fired

but there was only
one hole in the target.

And it took three to qualify

until Luke dug out
the other four bullets

proving that all five shots
went through the same hole.

Well, Sheriff Byrd,
it may just have been one hole

but that don't necessarily
mean it was only one hit.

One, two, three

four, five.

- Yahoo!
- In the same hole!

Well, old Grady had no choice

but to pin the badge on Daisy.

And swear her in
as a deputy sheriff.

Justice had won out.

Of course, what Daisy didn't realize was winning the battle

don't necessarily
mean winning the war.

Now, as far as these two
are concerned..

...the fight is just
getting started.

Don't get that dirt
in these clean clothes.

You'd think that the boys' guilt over getting Daisy fired

from the Boar's Nest would've
watered down some.

But it didn't.

As soon as they finished
the household chores

Daisy used to do,
they headed for town.

Being a cop can be a rough
occupation sometimes.

Old Bo and Luke
didn't want Daisy taking

no unnecessary chances

in a job that they
helped her get.

'Calling Car Two.'

'This is Sheriff Byrd
calling Car Two.'

'This is Car Two
reporting, sheriff.'

'Get over to 1020 market, Enos'

'and see the man about
a missing manhole cover.'

'Ten-four. Over and out.'

'Calling Car Three.'

Ain't that Daisy?
- Yeah.

'This here is Car Three.'

'We gotta 415
at the Boar's Nest.'

'Break it up, Officer Daisy.'

'Ten-four. This is Car Three.'

"415," that's a fight.

- Let's get over there.
- Alright.

Alright, hold it, everybody!

Whoo!

Alright now,
look, the party's over!

- That's right!

- Come on!
- Wooh! Go, come on.

Get him! Yeah, baby.

- Wooh!
- Wooh!

- Hi, Daisy.
- Hi, Daisy.

Hey, fellas.

Easy, easy.

Well...see you around.

- 'Yeah, bye.'
- Bye.

Well, that's the way
it went all day.

Bo and Luke was helping Daisy
out without her knowing it.

First there was the fight..

...and then a peeping Tom

over at the Hazzard Hotel.

And later that afternoon

a 505 and a 510.

Numbers that mean speeding

and reckless driving,
in law language.

Reckless driving and speeding.

Can I have your name
and driver's license?

'You didn't catch me, lady.'

'It was those two guys
in that orange car.'

Well, Bo and Luke
had done it again.

Only this time, they left
behind a witness

who let Daisy know
in no uncertain terms

who really caught him.

Luke! Bo!

I know you mean well,
but I'm very capable

of doing my job
as a police officer

without any help from you.

I passed my test,
I got this badge

of which I'm very proud of.

So I got two words
for y'all.

Back off!

Well, you know,
if my hands wasn't full

I'd-I'd take my hat off
to that girl.

Mine, too.

But you remember
them two prisoners

down at the jail,
don't you?

Well, they ain't
in this here tale

just for window dressing.

Somebody's comin'.

Mr. Baker, Miss Harmon,
are y'all, alright?

Oh, yeah.
We're just fine.

Good. See y'all.

Well, that didn't work,
but, uh..

I'm sure we'll find
some way out of here.

Hot dang, my very first ticket

to my very favorite person.

- Well, hello, Boss.

You ought to know that
you can't park in a red zone.

This is gonna cost
you 50 bucks.

What are you talking about?

You can't give mea ticket!

Besides, I didn't park
this car here.

My driver did before he went
to lunch. Out of my way now.

You wouldn't
want to be interfering

with the law now,
would you?

Daisy Duke, I'm warning you!

Or threatening a police officer.

That's gonna run
you another 100 bucks.

A hundred bu..

Oh!

Alright, alright, alright.

'Eh, maybe I was just
a little bit hasty.'

Look here now,
uh, you take this here ten

and you go
buy yourself something

you've always wanted

and we'll call it square.

Boss, that's bribing
a police officer.

That would really up your tab.

- Ugh.
- Here, bye, Boss.

Bye? But-but-but..

You, alright!

You know, this is what
I think of your ticket!

See?
You see?

You see that?

Ohh!

- Grady!
- Aah.

Daisy Duke gave me
a parking ticket.

Imagine that!

Me, getting a parking ticket

in this town. A town I own,
and a town I run!

Give it.

Well, now, I-I-I can't
tear up a ticket

once it's written...can I?

Of course, you can!

Alright, Mr. Do-good,
you pay it yourself.

But I want that girl
off the street.

And I mean, now!

But, Boss, she's a deputy.

She's also a woman

and me, I'm proud to be

a male chauvinist hog.

Hee

Hogg

In any case, Daisy Duke
has gotta go!

And until she does

I don't want her patrolling a
beat! Understand?

You give her woman's work
to do. Inside.

'Typing, filing,
making coffee.'

She can wash
and scrub, can't she?

Well, let her mop
these dirty floors

and make the cots up
in the cells downstairs.

Whatever! Work her
till she quits!

Hey, Daisy.
How you doing, hon?

Enos, I signed on
to be a peace officer.

Not to be a cleanin' lady.

Well, Daisy,
the sheriff's department's

sort of like the army.

Everybody does KP
once in a while.

'

'Can I talk to you
for a second?'

You bet.

Uh, ain't I got the right
to make a phone call?

Yes, sir. One call.
That's the law.

Well, I'd like
to make it now.

- Right now.

Well, I reckon
that'd be alright.

'Harry, it's Floyd.'

Yeah, I heard you got caught.

Yeah, you heard right.
I figured you'd hear about it.

You still in?

Yeah, we're still in,
but not for very long.

We're figuring on
busting out of here.

Now listen.

Harry, this is what I want
you to do.

I want you to find a plane

and I want you to stand by,
ready to pick us up

once we do break out
of this joint.

Well, where am I supposed
to land, if I can find one?

Well...wait a second.

Do you know a place
called Morgan's Airfield?

'Morgan's Field? Yeah.'

Probably be like
landing on a postage stamp

but I'll try. When?

Ought to be
sometime tomorrow.

Look, you just stick
by the phone.

Soon as we're out,
I'll call you.

Now you stick close by.
See you.

'I know what she said.'

I mean, heck,
I respect her for it

But still, if anything
happened to her

I'd never forgive myself.

Well, I don't know,
but, Luke-Luke

I just don't see
how she can hurt herself

scrubbing the jailhouse floor,
that's all.

Yeah, well,
people slip, you know.

People slip.

Oh...what's the matter?

I-I-I don't really know. I'm
really kinda worried about her.

She's been doing that
since early this mornin'.

- I better get a doctor--
- Wait-wait-wait.

Why don't you
take a look at her?

You know, maybe you could
help being..

...being female and all.

Well, I'll give it a try.

Thank you.

Alright.

- Right here!

Never figured Daisy to be
suckered by a right cross.

But like mama used to say..

...church ain't out
until the fat lady sings.

Alright, get those keys,
give 'em to me.

And you just get
the gun over there.

'Alright. Let's go.'

♪ I wish I was in Dixie ♪

♪ Hooray.. ♪

Hey, Danny.

♪ Hooray ♪♪

Keys are in it.

Let's get outta here!
Let's move!

Hey, Miss Postel.

It's them bank robbers escapin'.

Hold on!

Try it again.

'This here's
Deputy Enos Strate.'

'Our prisoners are escaping'

'in Deputy Daisy's patrol car.'

You reckon Daisy's
in that car with 'em?

If she is, I got nobody
to blame but myself.

Yeah, listen,
don't worry about it.

The junction 71's
just up ahead there.

Let's go for it, cousin.

- Yes, Enos.

I'm sorry about that, Wade.

This here's
deputy Enos Strate.

Calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.
Come in. Over.

Ding-dang it.

Deputy Enos Strate calling

Sheriff Grady Byrd!

Come in!

Ding-dang, the heck with it!

Halt! Halt!

Sorry, Andy. I gotta
commandeer your vehicle!

I'll apologize later!

I'll see you later,
but I gotta go!

I'll talk to you later.

I'm sorry, Andy.

Enos, I've been runnin'
on empty!

Well, Cousin Grady

so far in your new job,
you're batting 500.

You struck out when you
had to hire Daisy Duke.

But you sure hit
a full bag of home run

when you caught them crooks.

That reward money's
gonna come

to a hefty sum.

What you gonna do
with your third?

- Mm-hmm, yes, sir.

But I mean, we're partners,
aren't we?

My third?

Yeah, that's
a Hazzard tradition.

Me and my sheriff

we share and share alike.

Alike, yeah.
But that means 50-50.

Mmm, 50-50 beforeinflation!

But..

Boss, Enos is screaming for you

on your police radio.

Seems them bank robbers
you had locked up escaped.

Yeah, well, tell him..

Escaped! Oh, come on!

Let's go!

But a third?

Oh, move it!

If those crooks get clear away,
you'll get nothing!

Oh.

Oh, no!
Oh, no!

Well, there they are.

Take a look back there.

Who are those guys,
the local militia?

I don't know. But I'm not about
to slow down and find out.

Hang on.

Well, looks like we lost 'em.

- Looks like it.
- Yeah.

But I'll tell you something,
darling, we better

get rid of this neon sign
we're drivin'.

It's too hot.

Gonna have to get ourselves
a new set of wheels..

...and find a phone somewhere

and get Harry
to bring that plane down.

- Then Mexico, here we come.
- Ah, yes, ma'am.

Talk about having
your ups and downs.

One minute Bo and Luke
were catching up

and the next minute
they were coming down.

Hi.

'Is there something
I can do for you, little lady?'

Yeah, you can
get out of the car.

Now!

Oh, now what happened
to my prisoners?

Sheriff, I'm sorry, but I fell
for a dang-fool trick.

But don't worry,
I'm gonna get 'em back.

Oh, ho ho ho!
No, you won't!

We'll get 'em.
You done enough damage already.

Yeah, Boss is right.

'Now-now, uh, you know
what I ought to do?'

I ought to..

- Fire her.
- Fire ya.

Right here, right now,
and right permanent.

Yeah, you took the words
right out of my mouth.

Now, you hand in
your badge, right now.

No! I'm not handin' in my badge
until I get my prisoners.

Oh, Daisy Duke

don't you give
sheriff Byrd no lip!

You turn in your badge
this second!

Alright. Alright!

- Aah!
- Ho! Oh, ho!

Well, good riddance
to Daisy Duke.

- I'm callin' my Highway Patrol.

In case them crooks
get out of the county.

Oh, thank you very much.

Then every peace officer
in the state

will be after them crooks

and our reward money!

No, we're gonna catch 'em
ourselves.

Oh, uh, Highway Patrol?

Dang!

- Keep smilin'.
- Come on.

Daisy, we saw them guys
in your patrol car.

- Yeah, we're going with you.
- No!

I'm the one they got away from.

I've been fired and shamed.

And I'm the one
who's going after 'em.

Wait a minute. Now, those-those
guys are dangerous.

You-you can't take
'em on all by yourself.

Now just hold it, boys.
Just hold it.

Now, Daisy's a deputy sheriff

duly sworn to uphold the law.

Now, if she's gonna be
a real policeman

she's got to do
what she has to do

'and do it alone.'

'Now, you go on, sweetheart.'

Thanks, uncle Jesse.

That girl's got a lot of spunk.

But there's one thing
she ain't got.

That's a gun.

Now, you boys
go look after her.

But don't let her know
you're there.

Dang, the general ain't in much
condition for followin' her.

Well, take the jeep!

- Good thought.
- I'll get the bows and arrows.

Uh, Uncle Jesse, uh

they're gonna
keep an eye on Daisy

but who's gonna
keep an eye on 'em two?

- Follow me.

Who's gonna keep an eye on us?

Oh, now my car is gone!

Oh! We'll use my car!

Dollars to Hush Puppies,
Daisy Duke

took your car
to chase them prisoners.

Oh, now if she finds 'em first

I can kiss
my reward money goodbye.

You mean, my reward money,
don't you?

What do you mean,
your reward money?

Where's my driver?

Every time I want that bonehead

he ain't here!

You'll have to drive!

Go on, get in the driver's seat.
Come on.

I never drove a big car
like this!

- Oh!
- It's easy!

- But just don't you get--
- Aah!

You're the first car
that come along

in almost an hour, Daisy.
I ran out of gas.

Guess we're gonna
have to team up, huh?

Uh-uh. They're my prisoners,
Enos.

Well, now hang on, Daisy!
I mean..

I mean, we're both deputies,
remember?

Yeah, well, they escaped
from me, and I got to go.

Well, wait now, Daisy.

They escaped from me, too

once they got outside.

I want 'em
just as bad as you do.

- Hop in.
- Thank you, Daisy.

All set.

Alright.

With Luke and Bo
burnin' rubber

to catch up
with Daisy and Enos

and everyone headin'
in the wrong direction

it looks to me like them crooks gonna disappear

faster than hot biscuits
on a Sunday morning table.

But even a blind hog can find an acorn now and then.

Bo and Luke happened upon
this Good Samaritan

who had just learned
that sometimes one good turn

gets a stab in the back.

He told the boys
about his car being robbed.

And how the police car
just passed him

on by, going the other way.

That he couldn't
get their attention.

That's Daisy, alright. She's
headin' in the wrong direction.

Yeah, but, Luke, how are we
gonna let her know that

without letting her know
it's us who's letting her know?

I got an idea.

'Attention all cars.'

'This here's
the State Highway Patrol.'

'Them escaped prisoners
have abandoned'

'the stolen sheriff's vehicle'

'and are proceeding South.'

'Repeat, South.'

- Hold on, Enos!

Grady, how did
the Highway Patrol

find out about
our escaped prisoners?

Well, I-I've been with you
all the time.

I ain't got the foggiest--

Don't fog me
with your excuses!

- Right by your side.
- You listen.

If the Highway Patrol catches
them crooks before we do

and we lose the reward money

you're gonna have to owe me
your third.

What kind of a job
is this, anyway?

I could end up owing money

I ain't even got yet!

Uh, look, we'll send
somebody after you, mister.

- Hey. Hey.
- Right after that.

Name your poison.

Well, Swamp Road, now that
don't see much traffic ever.

Now, if I was a crook,
I think I'd take that one.

- Sounds good to me.
- Let's do it.

Wow! Looks like we go
the rest of the way on foot.

That plane's gonna be there
in about 15 minutes, too.

Let's go.

Yeah, I know.
If they'd have come this way

they'd have left tracks
in the mud, right?

It's alright, cousin.
You narrowed down our choices.

Only got one road left.
Come on.

Still no sign of 'em, Daisy.

I bet they took the other road.

Not if they was driving
a late model Sedan, they didn't.

We got you covered! Come out
with your hands up now!

We got you covered!
Come out with your hands up!

Stay here, Daisy.
I'm gonna have a look.

Enos, I told you
they're myprisoners!

- Well, don't get all riled up.
- 'Well!'

Well, I'd appreciate
your staying here, please!

They've flown the coop.

Enos, there's only one way
they could've gone

and that's up to
Morgan's Airfield.

I don't reckon it'd do any good
to ask you stay here, would it?

No, wouldn't do a bit of good.
Come on, Enos.

Now, if all
this change in roads

is getting a mite confusin'

well, look at
the good side of it.

They're drivin' it..

...and we're only watchin' it.

What you figure?

Well..

...as slimy as them crooks are

I'd say they headed
for the swamp.

Let's go that way.

Ain't it amazing
how you could ask

three people
the same question

and each one will give you
a different answer?

Except of course,
Boss and Grady.

Now, with both roads taken
they're just

got to run into
somebody they know.

Which way now?

- We'll go that way.
- Alright, we'll go that way.

Come on, Daisy.

Watch your step, now.
This-this ravine..

Give me your hand.
This ravine can be a mite..

- Whoo!
- Tricky! Whoa!

Everybody knows that Enos

is head over heels
in love with Daisy.

But ain't he carrying things
just a little bit too far?

'Enos!'

Are you alright?

I think I busted my ankle.

Well, if you would've looked
where you was going

instead of worrying
about me, Enos.

Oh! Oh, Daisy,
I can't, I can't, I can't.

- Oh, oh!
- Oh, hold on.

I think you might have
a nasty sprain.

Oh, I can't make it.

You're gonna have to
go without me, Daisy.

And take my gun.
Where's my gun?

Take my gun and go after 'em.

Enos, I-I can't leave you here
in the middle of nowhere.

Take my gun, Daisy,
and go after 'em.

You're a police officer now.
You took an oath.

What's important is gettin'
those criminals back behind bars

before they hurt innocent
people. Now, take my gun.

Be careful, Daisy.

I just want to take
another look at you

'cause you never know how this
is gonna turn out, you know?

Enos, what are you
talkin' about?

Well, I don't
wanna get forward, but..

...I just want you to know I..

...well, I-I really care
for you.

Enos?

Enos, ain't nothin' gonna happen
to either of us.

Now you just sit tight,
and I'll be back for you.

Okay?

Ah...we're wastin' time.

We should've took
the other road.

Now, I don't know.
My sixth sense tells me--

Sixth sense?

Grady, in order
to have a sixth sense

you got to have the other five.

And you ain't got
no sense at all.

'I don't like it.'

I don't like it one bit.

You reckon they got Daisy?

Well, either that or..

...she followed 'em here,
and she's trackin' 'em.

- That's where the airstrip is.

- Come on.

'Hold it.'

- Now just drop the gun, Daisy.
- Oh.

That's a good girl.

Listen, folks, you ain't gonna
get away with this

'cause my posse
has you surrounded.

Oh, my, my, my!

Listen to this
little girl lie.

Didn't your mama ever tell you
that fibbing was a sin?

We saw you and your partner

comin' up the hill, and, uh

we saw him fall
and hurt hisself.

Well, that's not countin'
the rest of my posse

that's moving in.

Well, that may be.
That-that may be not.

But, uh, just to be
on the safe side

maybe we better take you along
as a hostage.

Keep an eye on her.
Be right back.

Hey, deputy!
We got your partner up here.

'We're gonna
take her with us!'

So if you got any bosom buddies
wandering around in these hills

you better tell 'em to back off

'if you ever wanna
see her alive again!'

Did you hear that?

Yeah. It came from over there.

You know it's beginning
to look to me

like we took the wrong road.

We? Well, uh, you picked it,
Uncle Jesse, not me.

I'm unpickin' it.

Turn this thing around!

'Hey, Luke, Bo!'

'Boy, am I glad to see y'all.'

Hey, them escaped prisoners

they-they took Daisy hostage.

- Oh, I-I don't know.

I don't know, Bo.
Ow! I sprung my ankle. Wait!

Y'all got to get me
back to the car.

I got to-I got to get
on the horn

and warn everybody not to shoot

or Daisy might get hurt.

- Aah!
- Let's do it.

Well, this is Morgan's Field.

Here comes Harry,
right on time.

Now, easy. Easy.

- Come on.
- Look at that plane.

Ah!

'Hey, that might be the plane
Sheriff Grady Byrd'

'called out to help search
for them prisoners.'

I got a doubt
he gonna risk losing

that reward money
to somebody else.

Yes. There you go.

Could be an escape plane,
though.

Morgan's Airstrip's
right over there.

- Yes, sir.
- Enos, get on the horn.

Me and Bo are gonna jump
in the jeep and cut 'em off.

Okay.

Hey, thank you, Bo!

Thank you, Luke!

Deputy Enos Strate
calling Sheriff Grady Byrd.

Alrighty, go ahead, Enos.

'Them escaped prisoners'

'took Deputy Daisy hostage.'

They done what?

Of all the dang luck

where in tarnation
is Bo and Luke?

They got a plane
picking 'em up

over at Morgan's Airfield.

And Bo and Luke
are on their way right now

to try to stop 'em.

I-I-I heard you
loud and clear, Enos.

Morgan's Airfield, huh?
Alright.

Let's swing over
through Bobcat Flats.

What's the quickest way
to Morgan's Field?

- Bobcat Flats.
- Well, let's get there.

- Don't spare the horse.
- Hang on.

Let's not waste any time
gettin' out of here, Harry.

She's turnin' around,
heading toward

the other end of the meadow!

Yeah, I think they've got
to head into wind

to take off.

Can you get me in
close enough to get

a shot at 'em
with the bow and arrow?

Cuz, I can get you
right in that plane

if you want.

Harry, pull up.

Will you pull it up, Harry?

'She's trying to kill us!'

- Ahh.
- Come on.

Get out now.

- I'm fine.
- Come out here, partner.

- Come on.
- Get up. Aah.

'Yeah, I was pretty scared
for you guys.'

- 'I'm fine, Uncle Jesse!'

Attention!
Attention!

You are my prisoners!

One third yours!
Two thirds mine.

Hang on there,
Grady Byrd and Boss.

Daisy made the capture.

What? Oh, go on, go on!

Yeah, sheriff, you wanna
take 'em away and book 'em?

Yeah, Grady,
move it, move it!

Well, Grady and Boss wasn't
about to let Daisy get credit

for capturing 'em prisoners.

Not layin' down, anyway.
No, sir.

They stood up alongside
everybody else

to watch the FBI
decorate her for bravery

and hand her a check
for $10,000

which Daisy donated to the Hazzard Children's Orphanage..

...after deducting the repair
bill on General Lee.

Sure hope you're gonna stay on
as a police officer, Daisy.

- Oh, Enos.
- Enos, I wouldn't hear of it.

Daisy's comin' back to work
at the Boars Nest.

Uh, without her,
folks is sayin'

it's like listening to the
radio, nothin' to look at.

Well, she ain't coming back
without a raise, Boss.

Well, she gets to keep
her ten percent of her tips.

Uh, not a point
less than eighty percent.

- I'll go twenty.
- Seventy.

- Thirty.
- Sixty.

- Forty.
- Fifty.

- Sixty.
- Seventy.

- Eighty.
- Ninety.

A hundred percent

and not a penny less!

Well, Daisy may have proved

without a doubt
that when it comes to action

she can hold her own
with any man.

But when it comes to talkin'

she can't get a word
in edgewise

with the men
of Hazzard County.