All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E16 Treasure of Hazzard_track3_[eng]

♪ Just-a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble
with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just-a good ol' boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
true modern-day Robin Hood ♪♪

- 'Woo-hoo!'
- 'Yee-haw!'

Now, if you see this pretty
thing drivin' down the road

this early in the mornin'.

About the last thing
you'd expect to see

is this fella sawin'
out the bridge

supports where she's
a-fixin' to go.

Unless you're in Hazzard

where just about anything
you see is normal..

...around here.

What's she runnin'
from us for?

I was just tryin'
to be friendly.

Yeah, she probably heard

just how friendly
you can get.

Yeah. Probably did.

Now, the bridge will collapse

as soon her car
starts to cross it.

That ought to be
in about five minutes

at the rate she's comin'.

Stacy, are you sure
we should go through with this?

Well, you read that article

'in the university's
historical journal.'

Now, we both know
that letter she's carryin'

could lead us to a fortune.

And I don't intend
to let you

or anybody else keep me
from collectin' it.

Howdy.

Quite a piece
of drivin', cousin.

Well, I don't
understand it.

I just went over
this bridge last week.

She's kinda cute,
wasn't she?

Now, you're probably wonderin' what kind of sweet talk

the boys are layin'
on that sweet thing.

Well, they're
askin' her to send back

to town for a tow truck.

Even romance can wait
when a Duke is grounded.

And her takin'
a different route's

gonna throw them vultures off

that are layin'
in wait for her.

Mr. Hogg, Sheriff Lester Crabb
just pulled up outside.

Oh, he ain't sheriff yet.

- Not till Ihire him.
- Yes, sir.

Does that mean Sheriff Rosco's
out for good?

Enos, Rosco has merely
gone to study

at the police academy
downstate

until such time
as he is fully trained.

Now, do you have any idea
how long that'll take?

- No, sir.
- Yeah. Go away.

Yes, sir.

Hmm.

Lester Crabb is known
throughout Hazzard

as a travelling sheriff.

He's wore out
the law enforcement

in 14 counties.

Lester's motto
is orders is orders.

And he believes
in the 11th commandment

the one Moses forgot.

And when Lester walks by,
babies cry

flowers wilt, and the beer
just naturally goes flat.

Old Lester's
over the hill and hungry

and he's willin'
to enforce his motto

any place
he can get a job.

Now then, Lester Crabb

whatever kind of sheriff
you'll make

the first and last thing
you gotta remember

is who is boss
in Hazzard County.

- Hello, Hogg.
- Aah!

Lester Crabb, why can't
you come in the door

I expected you to like
any normal human being?

Normal human beings
gets themselves killed

comin' in doors
where they's expected.

Well, it appears you're
awful mighty certain

you're gonna get
this here job

since you done
come in uniform.

Uniform is the only clothes
I ever worn

since I was 16-years-old
and become a lawman

by lyin' about my age.

And I expect you been lyin'
in the name of the law

from then till now.

That's one good reason
why I asked you

to come to see
about this here job.

I'm yours to command.
You know my motto.

- Orders is orders.

Goodmotto!

Cooter's place
wasn't that hard to find

'cause he's got
the only garage in Hazzard.

Well, don't you worry
about a thing, ma'am.

I've gotten them
Duke boys out of a whole

lot worse fixes than that.

I believe it.

Now, if you'll just tell me,
where I can find

the county commissioner,
I'll be on my way.

Okay, that'll be
Mr. J.D. Boss Hogg

and you can find him out here
at the Boar's Nest.

'He's got an office there,
it's about two miles out here'

on Highway 36 on the right.

- You can't miss it.
- Okay.

And tell me somethin'
I'm just curious, uh..

That big ol'
blond

Yeah?

How come he didn't
come with you?

Don't think
he didn't suggest it.

I'll bet.

- Thank you.
- You're sure welcome.

"Laura...Bardsley.

"Assistant professor
of history.

State University."

They didn't have teachers that
pretty when I went to school.

How can you remember your
one school day 50 years ago?

'Cause that's the only time
you were there, son.

Well, I'm pleased
to meet you, professor.

What brings you
to our fair county?

Well, you see, recently
the university was bequeathed

a copy of a letter
to the war department.

'It was from Union Army
Lieutenant General'

Walker Atkinson and
it was dated November 2, 1862.

So?

Well, the eve
of the Battle of Hazzard.

From which some of them
Yankees are still runnin'.

Yeah, well, you see,
this letter concerns

a regimental payroll that
he was ordered to bury

'to, uh, keep it from
falling into enemy hands.'

Regimental payroll?

For a whole regiment?

Yep.

- Buried in Hazzard County.
- Mm-hmm.

Stillburied in Hazzard County?

- Still.

- Well, have it right here.
- Mm.

Uh, it says
at the intersection

of a north-to-south line
from Denton's Farm

to Indian Bluffs
and an east-to-west line

from Cumberland marker
to Wayside Chapel.

Well, what are we
waitin' for?

Let's all grab shovels
and start..

Oh! Hold it,
hold it, hold it.

Them reference points
in that there letter.

I know Hazzard County
like my old shoes

and I can tell you there
just ain't any place names

like that in these parts.

Well, not on any current map

'but you know a lot
of those places have probably'

'changed their names
in the last 100 years.'

Tell me, are there
any descendants

of the original settlers
left here in Hazzard?

Mm-mm.
None that I know of.

Well, ma'am,
the Dukes down on Mill Road

'they say they've
been here so long'

'their ancestors
wore feathers!'

The Duke family?
Thank you very much.

You've been a big help,
and I really appreciate it.

- Thank you.
- Yeah, but..

- Bye-bye.
- Uh..

What do you mean
by runnin' off

at the mouth like that,
Lester?

Tellin' that woman professor
about them Dukes.

I was just tryin' to help.

You ain't supposed to help her!
You're supposed to helpme!

Now, you just get over
to that Duke Farm

where that professor's
sure to be headed

and you keep
your ears peeled

because if there is any money
buried here in Hazzard County

the one who's gonna
unburyit, is me!

- Gotcha!
- Go!

I wonder how many men
there are in the regiment

and how much they get paid.

'Well, you've come to
the right place, Ms. Bardsley.'

You see,
Grandma Duke was a Denton

and she never quit
complainin' all of her life

how right after the war
between the states

their home place
was took over

by a carpetbagger
by the name of Weatherby.

Well, that makes
the Denton Fa..

I mean, I mean,
the old Weatherby place

well, that makes that's
your north marker, sweetheart.

What could she possibly
want from those yokels?

The same thing we do

information about
that Yankee paybox.

And we're not
the only ones.

'Due south from
the Weatherby place is..'

Uncle Jesse, it's gotta
be Henderson Ridge.

Henderson Ridge?

I bet you that used to be
called Indian Bluffs.

Yes, sir.

There's the spot
we're lookin' for

right there below
Henderson Ridge.

'That's gotta be it.'

This is Sheriff Crabb.
Hogg, you there? Over.

Ah. Eh.

No, I ain't here.

I'm sunning myself on
the beach down in Miami. Over.

I found out where
the payroll is buried.

Right smack dab at the foot
of Henderson Ridge. Over.

You absolutely
sure of that? Over.

I heard it from the lips
of Jesse Duke hisself. Over.

Well then, that's gospel.

Listen, you hustle
your fat self

over to Henderson Ridge
on the double.

I'll meet you there,
and we'll start digging.

The university had records
of an east to west trail

that was laid out
in the 1750s

but they lost
all the maps.

But not the old Duke
family Bible.

No, sir, it's got all
the birthings and dyings in it

since Caleb Duke came west
in the middle 1700s.

Good as any map.

'Here you go.'

"September 9, 1762.

'"A son Joshua was born
this day to Martha Duke.'

"Having just passed
the Cumberland marker

"one mile back,
we have two days' travel

to reach the settlement
of Hazzard."

That means they passed
right through the marshland.

Alright, then. Let's go to the
marsh and look for the marker.

Now, wait a minute,
that marsh is five miles wide

'and twice as long.'

How do y'all expect to find
a little itty-bitty marker

to a trail that
doesn't exist anymore

in all that space?

I don't know.

Well, we'll just
have to leave

that up to Jeb McCobb.

And if there's
one inch of swampland

that he don't know
his granddaughters will.

Granddaughters?
Shoot, Uncle Jesse.

I thought I knew
every girl in Hazzard.

I ain't never heard of them.

That's because old Jeb

believes in
raising them kids

as far away
from the temptations

of civilization as he can.

The temptations being..

...people like you.

Me? Nah.

'I know.'

You're just like
your Uncle Jesse..

...used to be.

Yay-hay!
That's it! You got it.

Alright, start digging.

Aah.

Y'all be careful
in that marsh, you hear?

You betcha.

Yes, ma'am.

Follow them. Just don't get
close enough to be seen.

Zack's Landing
is the jumping-off place

for the big swamp.

But the last census showed that alligators outnumbered people

about a 1,000 to 1.

Here you are, Jesse.
Hope you don't need these.

With this equipment of yours,
we probably will.

Start it up, Bo.

Yeah, let's get out of here.

Let loose.

Watch out for them
gators, Jesse

'cause since the census
they're gonna be watching you.

We'll watch 'em, Zack.

What do we do,
rent a boat and follow 'em?

We'd be lost
within a 100 yards.

We'll just have to sit and wait
and see what they come out with.

He's a big one.

Uh, Uncle Jesse,
you ain't got no idea

where Jeb's shack
might be at, do you?

No. All we're gonna find
is a jumping-off place.

You see, he keeps moving
around from time to time

to stay ahead
of the revenuers.

Watch that snag, Bo.

What snag's that,
Uncle Jesse?

That snag, you big dummy.

'Oh, Uncle Jesse,
Luke should've seen that.'

Now, Luke, you,
you get us unstuck, you hear

or we're gonna be here
till Christmas.

Hold on.

'I can't budge it, Bo.'

'You better put her
in reverse.'

Better sit down, missy.

Bo!

Now, if that was me,
I'd be walking on water.

Laura, swim around this side.

Help Laura in.

Bo, come on.

Whoo!

You alright, Laura?

Yeah. I've never been
so scared in my life.

I don't blame ya.

After that cute little
critter in the water

it must've been plumb
frightening to run into Bo here.

- Let's get out of here.
- Yeah.

That sitting canoe
meant Jeb McCobb's shack

couldn't be far away.

So the only thing to do
was to split up

and try to find him.

- Here you go, Bo.
- Thank you, Uncle Jesse.

Well, that's his canoe,
alright.

Alright, Luke,
you and Laura

you go off
down thataway.

Bo, you go
straight ahead

and I'll go off here
and see if can spot him.

Yes, sir.

Dadgum ya.

Just git on home.

Hey.

Girls? Will y'all girls
let go of me? Now let me up.

You hear that, Gerry.
He talks real purdy.

Better than that,
he is real purdy, and he's mine.

Who says? I'm the one
who trapped him.

- But I seen him first.

Now, there's enough of me
to go around to both of youse.

Turn him loose.
I ain't sharing him.

You sure ain't 'cause
I'm keeping him all to myself.

Came from over there.

Now, mister, this,
this ain't what you're thinking.

I'm thinking
you better shut up

or you'll be talking
with your maker.

'Now move out of there'

'cause I don't want ya catching
any buckshot meant for him.

Now hold it, Jeb.
Uh, hold it.

I-I don't take kindly

to you holding
a shotgun on my nephew.

I don't take kindly
to him trespassing, either.

Or you, either!
Unless you come with Jesse.

Uh, yeah, that's right.
We're with him alright.

Yeah, that's
my other nephew, Jeb.

Alright, then you'll
be leaving with him, all of ya.

- 'Now turn him loose.'

We trapped him fair and square.

You heard what I said.

'Ain't neither of you
growed up so much'

as I won't tan your hide
for not minding me.

Now, why don't we just, uh..

...go on up to the place
and do a little sipping

'while I tell you
what I come for?'

That is, iffen you
ain't lost your touch.

Me? Best moonshiner in
Hazzard County lost his touch?

Well..

Well, I just gonna have to
make you drink your words.

'Come on.'

Just can't seem to find
the Cumberland marker.

The Cumberland marker?

Why grandpa taught us reading

from the words on that rock.

I could find it
with my eyes closed.

How about I show you
where it's at, sugar?

'Then you can tell the others.'

Well, sounds great to me.
Let's go.

Not to me.

Bo, honey, I could get you

there in half the time.

Don't listen to her, Bo.

I know the long way back.

Well, you ain't taking it,
neither of ya.

Jesse..

...I'll show you
the marker providing..

...that you git
and you don't come back.

Especially you.

Understood?

Now what's the matter?

I'm just plain tuckered.

Yeah, well, you're
no more tuckered than I am

sitting here
watching you get nowhere.

The only kind of metal
you ain't dug out

is that Yankee Army
payroll box.

Because the dang thing
ain't here.

But I heard Jesse say it
with my own ears.

Then your ears
were lying to your brains.

Let me figure
this thing out.

Ooh!

Alright, son.

Let's see if your eyes
is more honest

than the rest of you.

You did say, didn't you
that you saw them Dukes

makin' marks on a map?

Yeah, they was using a pencil.

I don't care if he was
writing with a feather!

The point is, they were
making marks on the map

to show the real location
of that Yankee payroll box

which...we're gonna
be able to dig up

first thing
come morning.

How?

By you sneaking off
to that Duke Farm

and stealing that there map
first thing tonight.

- Got.

'Well, y'all,
then all we need to do to'

find that Yankee strongbox
is to figure out

where the old Wayside Chapel
used to be, right?

Right, and I think
I got an idea

where we might be able
to get that information.

Where, Uncle Jesse?

At the County Historical
Society Museum

'over in Colonial City.'

'They got a record
of every church'

'ever built in this country.'

It's 10 o'clock now

if we get to bed
and get up with the chickens

we can be there
tomorrow morning

when they open
the doors at 9 o'clock.

Goodnight.

Yeah, we get that
strongbox dug up by 11:00

and you'll be
on your way back to school.

Sometimes a fella
can't win for losing.

'Bedtime, Laura.'

Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Got your room all situated.
You're in my room.

I got my nightie..

They should
all be asleep by now.

Well, get in
and search the place.

Well, that's insane.

We don't even know
what we're looking for.

A letter, a map, anything

that'll lead us
to that army strongbox.

Start with the cupboard.

I'll take
this side of the room.

Shh!

You reckon he's really
gonna hit good old Jesse?

Get out of my bedroom!

- Get out!
- 'Get out of my room.'

- 'Out. Out of here.'
- 'Right now!'

- Get out!
- Out! Out!

- I don't..
- Get out!

- Get out of here.
- 'Get out.'

Boys?

Alright, mister.

You get up. Get up.

What in tarnation
is he doing here?

That's Sheriff Crabb.

Nah, it's too dark.

Well, here.

Maybe we ought
to ask the sheriff.

Yeah.

Wake up, sleepy head.
There you go.

There you go, sheriff.

Here's your hat, sheriff.

What happened?

You just won a pot
full of dishwater.

Now, would you like
to try for the pot

or would you like to..

...tell us what
you're doing here?

I was, uh..

...patrolling the area,
and I seen this here car

and so I figured someone's
sneaking around.

You can't be
too careful nowadays.

So you come
through the window

thinking you'd catch 'em
in the act, is that right?

That's right,
I snuck in the window

and I patrolled the perimeter

and I would have
got 'em, too, Jesse

exceptin' your
two boys stopped me.

You know, I have
half a mind to arrest you

for interfering
with the police--

- 'Lester!'

While you're here
jabberin' and talkin'

whoever was in here is
gettin' away in that car!

Gotcha! I'm on my way!

He's about a half a bubble
off center, if you ask me.

So while the rest
of Hazzard was sleepin'

the Dukes spent the night
riggin' a phony treasure map.

Now, the idea was to advertise

knowing the sheriff just
couldn't resist the bait.

Now, gettin' old Lester
out of the way

would cut their problems
in about half.

All four of them again.

That means they still
haven't got the strongbox

or Professor Bardsley would be
headed back to the university.

Stick with 'em.

Here comes the advertisin'.

Bo, Luke, it's Daisy.

Oh, I hope you're listenin',
'cause I got real big news.

'Over.'

Well, Daisy's right on time.

Fellas, please answer me.

Alright, I just gotta tell you.

'I found where the Yankee
strongbox is hid at'

'and I even made us a map'

'showing us where
we can dig it up.'

Now, if y'all can't answer me

'cause your rig's out
I'm headin' south on Mill Road.

Which just goes to prove that Luke sure knows his customers.

I got 'em this time.

Enos Strate, this is
Sheriff Lester Crabb.

'How would you like to
pinch Daisy Duke. Over?'

Pinch Daisy?

Oh, I couldn't do that,
sheriff.

Uh, that wouldn't be polite,
especially while I'm on duty.

'Not that kind of pinchin'.'

I'm talkin' about pinchin'
like in arrestin'.

She's speedin' down
on Mill Road.

Now, you get
on your horse..

Enos, drive down
to the bridge and arrest her.

Over and gone.

Yes, sir.

Pinch her?

Maybe a little pinch
wouldn't hurt.

'Yahoo!'

- 'She pulled it off.'
- 'I guess.'

Sure looks like Daisy shucked
and jived him real good, huh?

That ought to keep that
sheriff off our butt

not to mention that
little fat buddy we got.

Yeah, now if we only knew
who else we were fightin'.

Yeah.

Daisy, pull over!

I'm givin' you
a speedin' ticket!

But I'm only goin' 40
and the limit's 55, sheriff.

Then I'm givin'
you a ticket

for drivin' too slow
and blockin' traffic.

You gotta catch me first.

Daisy, I'm real sorry
I had to do that

but orders is orders--

That okay, Enos.

The sheriff doesn't
have anything

to ticket me for, anyway.

I wouldn't count on that.

Attemptin' litterbuggin'.

You was about to throw
this map over the side.

That is the silliest thing
I've ever heard.

You just tell that
to the traffic judge.

Meanwhile, I'm confiscatin'
this here as evidence.

Give me that!
Give me that!

- Enos!
- Daisy!

- Give me that!
- Daisy!

Enos, aren't you gonna help me?

I'm tryin' to, sheriff.

'
- You write her up.

And if she gives you
any more trouble

get her for obstructin' justice

before you turn her loose.

But, sheriff,
she wouldn't--

Enos!

Yes, sir.
Don't be mad at me, Daisy.

I'm just followin' orders.

Why would they be headin'
for Colonial City?

Of course.

The Historical Society Museum.

Things couldn't be
working out better.

'You are very wise to come here,
Professor Bardsley.'

'As the curators,
we like to think'

that the Historical Society
has the most complete records

of religious institutions
in the south.

Here it is,
Dr. Fenwick.

Now, hold on.

Ain't these two the ones

that's been causin'
all the trouble?

'"Destroyed by fire
in December 1873."'

Uh, does it say there
exactly where it is?

Well, according to this,
it's right here.

Right there?

Well, that's a bend
in Willow Creek.

Now, if that's south
of the highway..

...Dalton's Mill
sits there now.

Well, then that's
our final marker.

- Alright.
- Thank you, Dr. Fenwick.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, Ms. Williams.

You've both been
very, very helpful.

Believe me,
Professor Bardsley

the pleasure was all ours.

Thank you.

I got it, J.D.
I got it.

Lester, you bust in here
again without knockin'

and you're gonna
get something else.

Thisin your ear!

Not that anybody would notice.
What do you got?

This is the Duke's
treasure map.

'It shows exactly where that
Yankee strongbox is buried.'

Where?

Right under the Boar's Nest.

'Right here.'

I can't believe it.

All these years,
them Yankee greenbacks

have been right
under my nose.

Closer to the other end.

Huh? Oh, yeah!

I've been sittin' on 'em.

No wonder this has
always been my favorite place.

Well, just don't stand there
with your face hangin' out.

'That treasure ain't
gonna come to us.'

We gotta go to it!

Come on!
Move this table!

Grab an axe!

Damn the floorboards!
Full speed ahead!

Them damn Yankees,
I can't believe

anybody runnin' so fast
could dig so deep.

Maybe we're diggin'
in the wrong place.

No, this has to be
the right place

'cause it lines up perfectly

with the checkpoints
on this map.

Uh-oh.

See if you can
pull it out.

- There's a handle.
- Alright. There we go.

Jackpot! Whoo!

Look, "United States Army."
We found it.

Oh, you know,
I'll never be able

to thank you
for all you've done.

Neither will we.

Now, friends,
there ain't nothin'

more awesome than a woman

on the wrong end of a gun.

We're really
very grateful to y'all

for doin' the dirty work for us.

You're quite well-known

in academic circles,
Professor Bardsley.

Once we read the university

had been bequeathed the letter

we knew they'd assign
you to check it out.

I'll take that paybox,
thank you.

- That's enough.
- Hold it.

Now, you don't have
to be too smart

to know there are
certain things

'that are not worth
gettin' killed over.'

Let alone committin'
murder to get.

That's where we disagree.

Get up.
Take the box into the car.

Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.

Uncle Jesse,
get on the CB to Daisy.

Me and Bo are gonna make
the fastest pit stop in history.

Good thing we thought
to double up

on our insurance
policy, ain't it?

Over.

Uh, Daisy?
This is your Uncle Jesse.

'Daisy, are you out there?
Where are you?'

Headed into town
on County Seven, Uncle Jesse.

- 'Everything's wrong.'

Now, we found
the strongbox alright

'but that fella from
the Historical Society'

'he and his assistant'

'well, they,
they took it away from us.'

'Huh-uh, they just
took out of here with a..'

'...kind of
a four-door brown car.'

'10-4, Uncle Jesse.'

Holy horned toads,
did you hear that, Hogg?

Yeah, I heard it,
and Lester

you call me Boss, chief

or even master, but not Hogg.

You get it?

'They was headin' south
on the marsh road.'

Now, now, it's gonna take us
a little time to get

the General here
on his feet.

Do you think you'd be
able to cut him off?

'Well, I could sure try.'

'I just passed Cooter
in the tow truck'

'maybe he can lend us a hand.'

Breaker one, breaker one.

Cr-a-a-azyCooter
comin' at you.

I got my ears on tight,
got my eyes peeled

and got my pedal
to the metal.

I'm gum on your back door.

While we've been
rippin' up my floor

somebody's been rippin' off
my Yankee Army payroll box.

Come on,
let's go get 'em!

And if I don't
find my treasure

I'm gonna make you replace
each and every board..

...with your mouth, hmph.

Alright, let's go.

Alright, let's
not waste any time now.

Come on, move it, move it!

Alright, you backed up enough.

Now, turn it over there.
Come on, come on!

Now by now,
just about everybody

that could be
was in the middle of this.

Includin' old Enos.

He'd been radioed by Lester.

Y'all ever hear
of Murphy's law?

Well, in Hazzard,
we got Enos' law.

If anything can go wrong

he'll be right smack dab
in the middle of it.

And on the other hand,
there's Daisy's law

which usually
could be depended on

to veto Enos' Law.

I can't get around her.

She's deliberately
tryin' to slow us down.

This will speed her up.

'That's Daisy right there!'

'Head her off! Come on!
Turn this thing around!'

'Come on, catch 'em,
will you? Watch out..'

Go get 'em, Bo!
I'm right behind you.

This place is
crawlin' with Dukes.

Not crawlin', you fat
road apple, they're chasin'!

Who's ever in
that brown car

is the one
who's got my treasure!

Come on, let's go!
Get after 'em!

Whoo! Couldn't have worked out
better if we'd planned it.

Try telling that to them.

We'll never be able to outrun
them in this jalopy.

Turn off.

'Don't get too close, Bo.'

'We're clean out
of spare tires.'

Hey, what do you
think you're doin'?

They ain't too far ahead.
We can still catch 'em.

Okay, she's all yours,
Uncle Jesse.

Take the road to
the other side of the marsh.

If we lose 'em,
you can still cut 'em off.

'I'll be there!'

'Follow us, Daisy!'

Friends of yours
off port bow.

Real cute, Luke.
Real cute.

They're gaining on us.

This'll slow 'em down.

Wait, look!

Now, this'll really
slow 'em down.

Sam, they're gonna ram us.

It's the twins.

They rammed 'em down
deliberate.

Okay, now, listen, you,
you steer as close as you can.

Now, uh,
I'll fish 'em out

but watch out
for them gators.

To the left.
To the left.

Come on, Sam,
give me your hand.

I'll get you aboard.
Come on.

Get up here,
sweetheart.

There you go.

Oh, that was great.

Give me your hand,
I'll help you aboard.

Whoa, Sam! Whoo!

Thanks.

Only I ain't Sam,
she is.

There has just
gotta be some way

to tell y'all two apart.

There is, only we ain't
got time to show you now.

We got a score to settle
with them varmints.

Dang this marsh.

It ain't but
a mile wide here

but you gotta go ten miles
each way to get around it.

Oh, Mr. Duke, look up ahead.
Somebody's been hurt.

Stay where you are, Mr. Duke.

Well, would you
look at that.

We been snookered.

Now, move over
to the side. Move!

I'm sure you won't mind
lending us the jeep..

...under the circumstances.

I'll drive. Just make sure
they can't follow us this time.

Watch out
for gators now, Bo.

Came from up there.

Come on, let's go.

- Yeah.

Which is more than I can say

for the General Lee,
look, what they done.

'Now there's no way
we're gonna catch them.'

Don't bet on it.

Here you go.

I see somebody.
I gotta get!

And here,
all this time I thought

I was raisin' Daisy
to be a lady.

Well, there ain't nothin'
wrong with a lady wrestler.

The Dukes accepted a modest
reward from the university..

...which kept 'em
in tires and gas

for about six months.

Oh! Come on!

Now, Boss claimed
that he was confiscatin'

the paybox for evidence.

But Laura made him an offer
that he couldn't refuse.

You mean, I can have the money
if I give you what's in the box?

Now, she agreed to let him
have all the money

providin' the university
got everything else.

Here it is. Come on.
Come on, Daisy.

You heard what she said.
Just set her down there.

You made a good deal, Boss.

The lock on that thing
is all outdoors.

Lester, come over here,
will you? Shoot that lock off.

- Alright, back up!
- Come on, now.

Back up.

No, no, no!
Down there.

Oh!

There, you did it.

Yeah, whoa!

Y-a-a-ahoo!

Look what I got!

Holy Jesus!

"The confederate
States of America?"

Yeah, you guessed it.

Confederate money.

The real treasure
in that box

was the original orders to bury the Confederate payroll

bearing the signature of
President Abraham Lincoln.

And Bo, he went on
a little fishin' trip

but he didn't
catch no fish.

Oh, and one more thing.

Now, if you're wondering
why the Union Army

was being paid
in Confederate money..

...well, now that's
a whole other story.

But it looked like things
were goin' wrong

even back then in Hazzard.

'Them Dukes,
them Dukes!'