All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E14 The Runaway_track3_[eng]

The Dukes of Hazzard
find a runaway

that keeps them all running.

- 'Here they go!'
- 'Here they go.'

Alright, get out.

We're going through.

Aw!

We gotta get outta here.

[Waylon Jennings
singing "Good Ol' Boys"]

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law ♪

♪ Since the day they was born ♪

♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Making their way ♪

♪ The only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just
a little bit more ♪

♪ Than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system ♪

♪ Like a true
modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

Yee-haw!

As stock cars go, General Lee
is a county fair money.

The boys keep him that way with an occasional test run.

'Look out, Bo!'

Don't you just hate it when
somebody runs right past you?

Specially when you don't
even know you're racing.

Ooh!

Alright, you two. Huh!
I caught you red-handed.

Don't try to snivel and grovel
your way outta this either.

I am Mitch Henderson.
This is Les Sloane.

We're private
investigators from Tulsa.

Well, big deal!

I'm Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.
I'll still give you a ticket.

Oh, Rosco,
hush your poo.

You say you two boys are
private investigators, huh?

Yeah, that's right.

- Here's our card.
- Oh.

Yeah, well. I'll just keep
this for future reference.

Say, what are you two
fellas investigatin'?

Our client's daughter is going
on a round-the-world cruise.

And we are escorting her
to the ship in Miami.

Oh! Well.

This is Miss Suzy Holmes.

- Hello, Miss Holmes.

How do you do?

Her father
is C.J. Holmes.

C.J. Holmes?
Oh, of Tulsa?

Of Holmes Oil, Holmes Airlines,
Holmes minin', Holmes hotels

Holmes meat packing?
The C.J. Holmes!

You got it!

Uh, uh, uh.
He's got it.

Mister, you almost
killed us back there.

I don't appreciate it at all.

Well, Bo, don't make no
difference anyway

''cause I've given
them a ticket right here.'

- When and if I say so.
- Uh, when and if he says so.

Rosco, you ain't
gonna give him a ticket?

Now, this ought to be fun.

You ought to take
a page outta the Good Book.

Temper justice
with understanding

and forgive
these two gentlemen.

Good Book. I knew it
wouldn't do no good, Bo.

Thanks, Boss.

It's like flogging a dead horse.

Can you believe that?

Let them get away,
they don't let us get--

- No use wastin' our breath.
- I guess not.

- Les! She's gone.

'The Duke boys,
they took the girl.'

Them! The ones
that just drove off.

Judas Priest on a pony.

Oh, never mind
who is on a pony, jackass.

You fellas stay here.
Get your car fixed.

And we'll go get
and bring that girl back

quicker than a frog
can swallow a june bug!

Maybe even quicker.

Watch it.
Watch it.

Them Dukes boys got
too much of a head start.

Call Enos, have him cut
them off down the road.

I can't do that.
I gave Enos a day off.

He's bass fishing.

What? Oh, call
him anyhow.

I promise I'll let you go
if you're too little. I promise.

'Enos, uh, this is your superior
officer, Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Uh, this is an emergency.
Twelve, come back.'

Oh!

Enos, if you don't say, "Howdy,
sheriff" in the next two seconds

'you're gonna be up to your hip
boots in trouble, boy, come on.'

- 'Enos!'

I'm hot on the tail
of the Duke boys.

Now, I'm on Highway 126.

'You get over to Ridgeway Road
and cut 'em off.'

'Is that an affirmative?
Come back.'

Yes, sir!
I'm coming.

Stay right there.
I'll be right back.

Okay, then.

- Give me another apple, cousin.
- Alright.

- We got company.

Oh, who are you?

I'm...a hitchhiker.

We ain't much in habit
of picking up strangers.

My name is Bo Duke.
This here is my cousin, Luke.

Hi, I'm Suzy Holmes.

Ms. Suzy Holmes,
we ain't strangers no more.

Why don't you make yourself
more comfortable?

'How did you get in here?'

You runnin'
away from somebody?

How did you know?

When we are running
away from somebody

we always check
over our shoulders, too.

My daddy.

Faster, faster, Rosco.

There's money we can make here.

- Well, here's how.

A year ago, C.J. Holmes lost
his little cocker spaniel.

Oh, well, it's a shame.
I love puppies.

Yeah, well.

You know what he gave the boy
who returned that dog to him?

No.

- 'I'll tell you.'

- A genuine oil well.
'

You rascal! You're kidding
with me, aren't you?

Would I kid you about 100
barrels of black gold a day?

Oh, no.

And if C.J. Holmes
gave an oil well

for the safe return
of his little cocker spaniel

what do you reckon he'd
give for the safe return

of his own flesh
and blood daughter?

Ooh, ooh, I get it.

I love it.
I love it.

Let's go get that reward.

No, ma'am, that
ain't your father.

That's Rosco P. Coltrane
himself.

Duke boys, stop...
in the name of the law.

And Boss Hogg is with him?

Duke boys, I ain't playing
anymore. Stop right there.

This is an order.
Do you hear me? Stop!

Enos makes three.

'We busted no law,
what do they want?'

Me. Please don't stop.
I can explain.

Boss Hogg's after you, that's
enough for us. Now, hang on.

Ah!

Aleman left and dosey doe.

Step on the gas
and away we go.

Ya-hoo!

You okay, sheriff?

No thanks to you,
you dipstick!

Mr. Hogg, you alright? Mr. Hogg,
I'm afraid they got away.

Oh, I got me a sheriff,
who can't find nothing

and a deputy
who can't even find that.

No offense, Mr. Hogg.
But I did catch some.

Ha-ha, look at that.

If it ain't a Duke,
it don't count.

What does count is the sheriff
and his deputy helping me

recover the Holmes
girl and get my reward.

Daisy, I can't thank you enough
for lending me the clothes.

I got a hunch Bo and Luke
are gonna feel the same way.

- Come on.
- Okay.

I'll tell you this much, if that
is C.J. Holmes' daughter

in there, you can bet your
bottom dollar that this farm

is going to be the first place
that Rosco will look.

Not that you
ain't welcome, dear.

Oh, you can say
that again, Uncle Jesse.

Suzy, why are you
runnin' from your pa?

Well, that's because of a very
special fella I met in college.

His name is Fred.

He was studying agriculture,
and we had absolutely nothing

in common, except
that we fell in love.

That's havin'
a lot in common.

My father forbid me
to marry just a farmer

who wasn't good enough for me.

What does he mean,
just a farmer?

I'll have you know
the farmers is the back bone

of this U.S. of A
nation, young lady.

My father doesn't always
appreciate that, Mr. Duke.

Well, not many people do.

But, I'll tell you this much,
it ain't just the postman

that delivers
rain, sleet, or snow.

Us farmers do, too.

'There's a lot of people
in this whole world'

'that ain't starving
just because of'

just us farmers.

And us, without
much thanks or money

in our pockets
to show for it.

'You know, I kinda feel
sorry for your daddy.'

With all of his millions, he
can't make his daughter happy.

To my way of thinkin',
that makes me

a lot richer than he is.

Oh, Rosco, what a walk.
I'm worn down to the nub.

Now then..

...if one cocker spaniel
is worth one oil well

then, how many cockers
is a lost daughter worth?

- Let's see, uh..
- Now, say...ten.

Ten.

So, ten cockers
times ten oil wells

producing say
a hundred barrels a day..

...eh, eh..

...say $25 a barrel..

Ya-hoo-he-he-he!

What does that come to, Boss?

This calculator
don't go that high.

So, daddy decided
to send me on a cruise

to think things over,
as he put it.

Your father paid
two thugs to take you

and put on that boat,
whether you wanted to go or not.

- Yes.
- Hello.

Yeah, oh, oh, sure,
Myrtle, I'll tell her.

Uh, Suzy, it's Asheville.
The line's clear now.

Fred?

Oh, I've been going
out of my mind

waiting for you
to get back.

Honey, I thought you'd
be on that boat already.

No. And I am not going
to get on that ship, ever!

Now, these here two
city dude investigators

wanted to find Miss Holmes
worse than Boss Hogg.

And not being short
of ol' smarts

they come to the
Hazzard phone company.

Oh, I can't tell you
where the Duke boys went.

This is very important, miss.
It's a matter of life and death.

Well, I'd love to
help you, but Boss Hogg

who owns this here company,
made company rule number two.

Well, that extra
twenty just hit

on Boss Hogg's rule
number two which is..

Never turn down cash
on the barrel head.

Especially when
your barrel's empty.

Those boys went
to the Duke farm.

'And where is that?'

Out on Mill Pond Road.

And where would that be?

Well..

Hang a left
at the next corner

and go 18 miles
to Mill Pond Road.

- Thank you.

- I'll get a car at the airport.
'

I can do that.
Man, you bet I can.

Oh, that's wonderful.
Fred's flying to Colonial City.

He's gonna rent a car
and pick me up here.

Excuse me a minute.

- Fred.

Hello, Fred.
This here is Jesse Duke.

Oh, Mr. Duke.
Oh, hi.

I don't think this
farm is gonna be safe

for too much longer, so when
you get into the airport

'come north on Highway 5, till
you get to the county line.'

When you rent a car,
make sure you get one

which has got a CB in it
and keep tuned to channel 9.

'In case of a change in plan.'

Okay. I can't tell you how much
I appreciate this, Mr. Duke.

Yeah, and with any luck, we'll
have Suzy there to meet you.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, here she is.

Thanks. Fred, did you get that?

- 'Yeah.'
- Great.

I love you.

'I love you too, sweetheart.'

See you soon. Bye.

He said he can
be there by 4 o'clock.

Then, it's settled!

We'll get you to that preacher
in Chickamahani County.

And you'll be married.

And you'll be my maid of honor.

- Oh, yes!
- Great!

And, and will you
give the bride away?

Oh, I'll be glad to.

And you two...will you
be Fred's best men?

- Sure.
- Uh, that'll be yes, ma'am.

Well, if that
don't be though.

I figured that when
the whole family eloped

that Daisy would
be the bride.

Nobody's gonna be the bride
if these fellas are

who I think they are.

Take a look here.

They say the path of true love never runs smooth.

And these two ain't droppin' by to play no cupid.

What y'all think's
gonna happen?

Alright, here's what
we gotta do.

Daisy, you take Suzy in your car
and hightail it out of here.

Oh-ho. Unless these guys
are blind

ain't they gonna see 'em
runnin' across the yard?

I know.
I'm countin' on that.

They got more
horsepower than you have

but you can outdrive
them for a few minutes.

Then, you can make the switch
at the old playgrounds.

Now, get out
the back door.

- 10-4.
- Good luck.

I sure hope
this thing works.

'There she goes.'

We'll catch her
in no time.

She suckered 'em in.

Look at her drive.

- Whoo!
- You boys know what to do.

- Yes, sir.
- Get goin'.

- Let's do it, Bo.
- Alright.

I must've been crazy to think
I could get away

from daddy's men.

Now, I've got your
whole family in trouble.

Do you love Fred?

More than that.

Then, it's worth it.

Thank you.

They're gaining on us.

Not anymore.

Okay, now, when I get around
these bushes up here

I'm gonna slow down
and I want you to jump out

and run back,
the boys are gonna meet you.

- Okay, Suzy.
- Bye.

Alright, come on.

Here you go.

You all set?

- Well, we--

We're heading to Sumner Farm.
It's so far off the beaten track

even the bloodhounds
can't find it.

We'll hide out there until
it's time to meet Fred.

Okay, Suzy, climb out.

Aw, and here I thought
you two big handsome hunks

were after me.

Now, this is the Sumner Farm.

Ol' Nate Sumner grows
weird stuff, don't he?

Uh, this is Enos
to Sheriff Coltrane.

'The General Lee's approaching
Sumner Farm, sheriff.'

Oh, that's good news,
good news, Enos.

They got that girl with 'em?
Come back.

Yes, sir, the girl's
with 'em, sheriff.

Listen, Enos, now, you
just hold your position

and I'll come around
and bag 'em

'cause we got 'em surrounded.

I'm gone.

Is, um, is that what they call
a tumbleweed in these parts?

No, ma'am,
that's what we call an Enos.

Hang a 180.

Shawnee Injun Cave
ain't too far off.

Ooh!

Oooh!

'Enos, what are you doing?'

Ooh, you just-
look at what I did here.

I done scuffed my vehicle again.

- You look like a bush.

That's what I'm supposed to look
like, sheriff, a bush.

Good thing there's
just horses here.

Good thing there ain't no dogs.

Ha ha.

I wish I was a dog.
I know when you just..

'Yes, sir.
Anything you say, sir.'

Mr. Holmes.

Or his money says.

- Not yet.

He's flying in, wants us to pick
him up at the airport at 2:30.

I'm not picking anybody
just so he can fire me.

Let him take a taxi.

I do that, he's liable
to take it out of our pay.

Plus the tip. Come on.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

'Go around him, Bo.'

It's Rosco.

I got you Dukes this time.
I got you!

Forget the Shawnee Injun Cave.
Head over to Putnam's Creek.

'Fraid not, cousin. The bridge
is out. I can't jump that.

Yeah, but that old barge
might still be there.

You might get
your boat ride after all.

Whoo!

'Sure looks like a nice day
for a swim.'

That's what I like
about you fellas.

Y'all don't lie.

We are going swimming,
ain't we?

Looks that way,
don't it?

Alright, freeze it right there.

'Bring that barge back here.
Bring it back here now.'

'Now, I ain't foolin' with you.'

That's private property
you're stealing.

Now friends,
you're watching history.

The slowest chase ever recorded in Hazzard County.

'Now, you have the right
to remain silent'

but if you give up that right--

- Rosco, I got an idea.

If you write some music,
we'll sing it for you.

Well, you..

Get your hands of me.
Hush, Bo!

Rosco, this kidnapping charge
is a joke.

I don't know why
you're wasting your time.

I wasn't kidnapped.
I asked them to help me.

She leaving 'cause she wants
to marry the guy she loves.

Well, her daddy says
he ain't good enough for her.

And that's good enough for me.

Because when C.J. Holmes talks

'people listen.'

- God bless you, sheriff.
- Oh, now, Enos. Don't bless me.

Just go get me
a cup of hot coffee

before I die
the death of a june bug.

- In a cup, you dipstick.

Yes, sir.

I'm going to go
make a phone call.

So sorry about that.
Just, ah, oh. Now, uh..

I've gotta have some,
uh, vital statistics here
for my report here.

The two detectives were
on their way to the airport

when the modern wonder
of science intervened.

Yeah, go ahead.

J.D. Hogg, here.

Say, Miss Suzy Holmes
is in protective custody now

in the Hazzard County
Sheriff's office

'and she's available
for immediate pickup.'

Just as soon as you fellas
have a little talk

with Mr. C.J. Holmes
about my reward.

'We'll be there.'

They've got the girl

just in time to get us off the
hook with Mr. Holmes. Let's go.

Now while the detectives
were getting off the hook

L.B. had hooked
on to the General

and fished him out
for a quick overhaul.

50,000 barrels a day,

at least, times...uh..

Oh, it's going up with the OPC.

So maybe $30, $35.50 a barrel.

You know, Rosco. That sneeze
might not be from a cold.

Maybe, you're allergic
to something in this room.

There's nothing here
in this room

that hasn't been here
for 20 years.

Well, sure there is.
Suzy's here and..

You know, Rosco, I bet you're
allergic to her perfume.

Oh, I'm not allergic
to her perfume.

Oh, sure you could be.
There's one way to test.

Why don't you stand over there
next to the door, Suzy?

- It's just ridiculous.
- Just try it.

See, it doesn't-
doesn't make any difference.

Look, it's because
you ain't far enough away.

- Now, come on. Stand up.

- You just back off here easy.
- Oh, this is ridiculous.

You-you ought
to feel better in a second.

Don't scuff my uniform.
Now, get your hands..

You see, it doesn't make
any difference whatsoever.

- Now, Rosco, you--
- Ooh, whoo!

Whoa!

Whoop!

- Rosco!
- I'm sorry.

Get outta here. Come on.

'What're you doing here? You
should be watching the girl.'

I don't have to watch her.

She's in there with the Duk..
Oh, Boss, listen.

I can't. I can't go chasin' her
if you're going to hang on me.

Alright, oh!

- Now, go get her!
- I'm going.

Don't let 'em get away.

My reward!

Whoo-hoo!
We got him all tied up.

Well, we still gotta
keep her safe till 4:00.

Yeah.

Suzy, she's in that orange car.

Oh, don't you point
your nozzle at me, you dipstick.

Get that out of there.

Hey.

Will you hush?

Listen, will you get
out of there?

Hey, hey,
you-you, listen.

Will you get that vehicle out
of there? Get that out of there.

Hey. Hey, fella.
Move that thing out of there.

Will you hush?

Hush!

Whoa!

Enos!

Enos, 'em Duke boys
have escaped.

Now, get out on Highway 134
and cut 'em off.

Yes, sir.

'Move it!'

He's moving now.
Come on, get in, let's go.

Boy, are you gonna
look good, honey.

Daisy must have been
expecting a call.

She left her window open.

'Daisy, this here's Luke.
You read me?'

- 'Daisy, come back.'

Alright, we got Suzy,
but Rosco's hot on our tail.

Now, you remember that place
we used to catch the school bus?
How fast can you be there?

By as fast as I did when
we used to cut school.
I'm on my way, cousin.

Ain't it amazing what some
people do for real love?

Well, speakin' of love
you might like to know

that good ol' Fred
is getting closer and closer

to his meeting with Suzy,
at the County Line.

And Suzy's daddy is rushing

to stop her from going
anywhere with Fred.

Enos, this is
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

Listen, get your butt
over to Highway 126

'cause I got them Duke Boys
by their tail.

'Is that an affirmative?
Come back.'

Uh, yes, sir. You want me to get
my butt over to Highway 126

and of course, you got
Duke boys by their tail.

And that's an affirmative.
Is that right, sheriff?

Enos, just hush.

- 'Just-just hush and do it.'
- I'm done.

Not a sign of 'em up ahead.

Let's face it,
we blew it again.

All we can do now is pick up
Mr. Holmes at the airport

and take our medicine.

'Hey.'

Daisy, you gonna have to take
the General and decoy Rosco.

- Okay.
- We're gonna borrow your car.

My car? I just waxed it, Luke.

Well, don't worry about it.
We'll be careful.

Yes, you will be careful,
because one speck of dust

on this car and you two
are in cold grits for a week.

Daisy, hurry up, please.

Listen, we promise.
Now, Rosco's gonna catch us
if you don't hurry.

I mean it.

One speck of dust.

Alright.

Rosco'll take that bait any
harder he'd be munching
under rod-n-reel.

Let's go hide out
at L.B.'s garage.

- Come on.
- You got it.

Now, the detective dudes
went to the airport

to pick up the man with
the hat, the hoss in charge.

The point is you spotted her,
then you lost her again.

You're not using your heads.

Now, how many orange-colored
cars with a confederate flag

painted on top, do you think
there could be in Hazzard?

Check with the local garage.

The local idiot mechanic is
bound to know who it belongs to.

Yes, sir, Mr. Holmes.

- We're on our way.
- Yeah.

Daisy's gotta outfox
two hounds instead of one.

And I guess that just about
makes it a fair race.

Especially when you know
how Daisy drives.

Daisy was doin' a good job
of getting Rosco and Enos

off the General's tail.

Enos, this is the sheriff.

I'll take the right fork,
and you take the left.

If that girl'd take her driving serious, why, she'd be a champ.

- Say, neighbor.
- Hi.

Seen anything of an orange car

with a confederate flag
painted on it?

Every day.

Belongs to them Duke boys.
Ornery critters.

They got a mean streak
in 'em, a mile wide.

Must run in the family.

'When did you see it last?'

Hmm, about two minutes ago.

Come screeching
around the corner there

'and headed down
towards the Hazzard drugstore.'

Bye, y'all.

Okay boys, they're gone.

Alright. Hey, Suzy,
you alright? Come on, babe.

- Thanks.
- Now, you stick here with L.B.

We'll be back in plenty
of time for you to make your
date with...Freddy.

Now, where are you going?

We're gonna go distract them
two goons and your father

so they don't come back here.

- Alright.
- Be careful.

- Take it easy, L.B.
- Gimme my hat.

Sorry, Mr. Holmes.
They're nowhere in sight.

- Well, if it ain't Jesse Duke.

How you been, Jesse? I ain't
seen you in a dog's age.

Well, that's a young dog
'cause you're just over
at the house two weeks ago.

- Yes, sir.

Isn't that the name of the boys
that ran off with my Suzy?

It is.

Alright, gentlemen.

I think it's time we played
the same game by the same rules.

Have I made myself clear?

This is shepherd.
This is shepherd.

'Bo or Luke,
you out there somewheres?'

We're here, Uncle Jesse.
Come back.

Listen, I just saw them
two private detectives in town.

'
- Yeah, she's fine now.

'You didn't happen to notice
which way them two
were drifting?'

I think I know.

'Uncle Jesse, you there?'

Uncle Jesse, come back.

'Uncle Jesse, you alright?'

Alright, get out.

What you suppose is wrong?

'Uncle Jesse, you alright?'

Your uncle's real fine, boys.

Now, you listen to me,
both of you.

Don't make any kind
of a deal with them, Luke.

- A fair and square swap.

'Give us the girl,
you can have your uncle back.'

We're gonna have
to have some time.

We'll listen in on this channel
again in exactly one hour.

'If we don't hear from you by
then, you can blame yourselves'

'for whatever happens.'

Cousin, they got us over barrel.

They've got Uncle Jesse.
We gotta get him back.

Fellas, you know Uncle Jesse
is not gonna sit still

for a deal like that--

Bo, Luke, forget
I ever came into your lives.

'I don't mind going back
with them. Honest.'

Suzy, Uncle Jesse would have
a fit if we gave in
to your daddy and his friends.

That's for dang sure.
Listen, Daisy.

Y'all hang in there at home
base. Luke and me got us some
serious talking to do.

You got it.
10-4, cousin.

It's gonna
be alright, Suzy.

Alright, get in, pops.

Put that gun away, or pops
will put it away for you.

Rosco and Enos.

Ooh, ooh, here they come.

"Come into my parlor,"
said the spider to the bee.

Sheriff, I think
that's suppose to be a fly.

Hang on, cousin,
we're going through.

You can't squeeze in
through there.

- Here they come, sheriff.
- Whip out your weapon.

- He's-he's still coming.
- They're coming!

'Yee-haw!'

Enos, they're heading
for the Kissing Cliff.

'Now, you head for Black Tar
Road and try to cut 'em off.'

Yes, sir.

'Set course for Kissing Cliff,
we ought to be able
to lose them there.'

Well, Kissing Cliff.
Now what?

Simple, we just
double back on Old Tar Road.

'Slow down, you ain't
gonna make it this way.'

'Well, I'm trying to. I can't.
The accelerator's stuck.'

Luke, we can't make it. We
gotta-we gotta get out of here.

Wonder what that'll do
to the wax job.

Gyuh. Ooh.

Look.

You sure ain't got much respect
for her wax job.

Daisy is just
gonna kill you.

Me? What are you
talkin' about?

Well, you could've at least
tried to stop me.

Oh, not the way
you drive. Come on.

What?
Hey, wait!

'Come back here!'

They got my keys,
and they got your car.

Why'd you leave the keys
in your car for, huh?

You left 'em
in yours, sheriff.

Oh,don't try
to blame me.

Look at that.
Just...freeze!

Mr. Duke...I have every right
to prevent my daughter

from ruinin' her life.

You're wrong, Holmes.

You're the one
that's ruinin' her life.

I'm afraid we disagree.

You know, Suzy and I care
a lot more for each other

than your boys care about you..

...considering
the circumstances.

Wrong again.

'I know them boys
care about me.'

But what's more important,
come hell or high water

them boys care about
doing what's right.

You been so busy
making money all your life

'you never learned that.'

I'll tell you somethin' else.

When it comes to you
and your hoodlums here..

...you're way out
of them boys' league.

'Uh, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane.'

'Uh, Boss, you got
your ears on? Come on.'

Yeah.

'Now, tell me.'

I take it that you already
have got the Holmes girl

and the Duke boys
in custody, over.

Uh, uh, not exactly, Boss.
Come back.

Listen, you dodo.

'If I don't give Mr. C.J. Holmes
back his daughter'

I'm gonna make youpay
what I lost.

'And I don't take IOUs'

'from unemployed sheriffs,
got that?'

'Uh, we're burnin' rubber.
Over and out.'

'Faster!
Will you..'

Will you get faster..

Now, get those things..

Will you just..

'It's a pretty day, sheriff.'

Just hurry it up here.

I'll arrest you for..

Faster!

I hope there's no manure
in there. I hate that.

Suzy, look, you're just
plain outvoted.

Now, we ain't gonna bring you
to your father, we promised you

Freddy, and that's just
what you're gonna get.

- Okay.

Alright.

I sure hope Freddy's
monitoring channel 9
like he's supposed to.

Les, this here is Luke Duke.
Got your ears on?

Yeah, go ahead.

Alright, here's the deal.

Now, we're gonna agree
to the swap.

'Uncle Jesse for Suzy. But to
keep it all on the up and up'

'we wanna do it
out in the open.'

'In the middle
of Crystal Lake Bridge.'

'Now, in case, Uncle Jesse's
not particularly inclined'

'to show you the place,
you can find it'

'on any county road map.'

Alright, be there at 3:45.

'
- You got it.

Exactly 3:45,
at Crystal Lake Bridge.

'And no tricks.'

Alright.

Rosco, Enos

we got ourselves
here a sure thing daily double.

The reward for the Holmes girl
and the Duke boys

behind bars for kidnapping.

Let's go nail 'em!

Gimme my hat.
Gimme my hat.

- There you go.
- Oh.

There you go.

Enos, after me,
you loser.

Well, Mr. Duke..

...it appears we know
those boys of yours

a lot better than you do.

Don't y'all blink an eye now.

You're gonna miss
the best part.

Dang fools.

I'd have let you fellas rot
before I'd a-give in to you.

Wish us luck, L.B.
Come on.

Get 'em, boys.

Better wait here,
Mr. Holmes.

Well, you two
are somethin' else.

They had us, Uncle Jesse.
We did all we could.

Oh, horse feathers.

- Bye, Suzy dear.
- Oh, bye-bye.

'Okay, Suzy, let's go.'

Your father's mad enough
as it is.

Thanks.

Thank you for everything.

Welcome.

Suzy!

I'm sorry, I can't go
through with it..

- Wait a minute, we made a deal.
- I got 'em. Alright.

Take the girl
and get out of here.

Here's mud in your eye.

Whoo-hoo!

Come on!

Come on!
Ya-ha-hoo!

I just knew you..

- Here they come.
- And here they go.

After 'em, Rosco!

I just seen the Holmes girl
and my new fortune flash by.

You can start blinkin' now.

'Cause Hazzard County
ain't seen a chase like this

since the Dukes helped
old Cale Yarboro get away

from Boss Hogg and Rosco.

'They're gaining on us.'

The old water tower.

'I hope there's water
left in it.'

I guess it's still got
water in it.

- Here we go!
- Yaa-hoo!

Whoa, whoa.

- Oh! Oh! Oh!
- Oh. Oh.

That was..
That was thrillin'.

Boy, it's a good thing
I was drivin', Boss.

I mean, if Enos here
had been driving

we could've
really been hurt.

Speak for yourself, dodo.

Oh, I'm sorry
about your cigar there.

I think it's scuff-scuffed
a little bit.

- Now, I'll scuff you!
- It's Enos!

Gentlemen, now, I understand

why she didn't wanna
ride with ya.

When they told Daisy
about her car

she took it pretty good.

Get over here!

Boss took losing them oil wells with his usual grace.

Oh. Oh..

It's gonna get..
It's alright.

It's gonna be alright.

- Enos!
- Ow! Oh! Oh!

And the very next day,
Suzy and Fred

got themselves all hitched up.

Just like the Dukes planned.

With all of C.J Holmes'
money and power

he couldn't stop mother nature.

Besides that, he figured
if Fred was man enough

to whoop him
and his two bodyguards..

...then, he should be
good enough for Suzy.

For you.

No, oh!

Daisy gets herself
a bridesmaid's gift

a car named Dixie.

And like a lot of folks
in Hazzard

Suzy and Fred lived
happily ever after.

And all because
of the Dukes of Hazzard.