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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪
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♪ Beats all you never saw ♪
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♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪
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♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪
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♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪
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♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪
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♪ But the law never will ♪
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♪ Makin' their way ♪
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♪ The only way they know how ♪
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♪ That's just a little bit more
than the law will allow ♪
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♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪
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♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪
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♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪
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Yee-haw!
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There's an old country sayin', "Expect the unexpected."
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And it sure does fit when you enter Hazzard County.
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Y'all see what I mean?
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Dah!
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Well, that's handy.
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Maybe too handy.
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Now, y'all have all heard
of nightclub strippers.
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Well, now these
are Hazzard strippers.
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And friends and neighbors,
they got some kinda moves.
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Strip cleanin'
a starving houndstooth.
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Now how about that
for a doozy of a new racket?
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They shoot out
a feller's radiator
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pluck his car clean
as a naked chicken
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and take off
cross-country in jeeps
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so they don't leave no tracks.
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Shows lots of country smarts,
don't it?
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Ooh, wee,
would you look at that!
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Them dang car strippers
are at it again.
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Well, I guess I better
get these catfish on ice
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and go tell the sheriff.
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Hey, stop!
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Hey, bring back
the rest of my car!
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Hey!
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Now guess who's gonna
be accused of car strippin'?
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And I bet you already
had it figured out.
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Meanwhile, Bo and Luke
were headed out
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to do a little hunting.
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Boar or bear?
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And suddenly,
they sighted bigger game.
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Well, they's
a whole lot prettier anyhow.
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Breaker, breaker, sweet things.
Y'all got ears on? Come back.
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You're coming in loud
and proud, country boys.
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Hey, listen, y'all. Y'all
wanna join us for a pit stop?
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Can't right now, wolf man.
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But we're loose as a goose
for lunch.
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Well, alright,
I tell you what.
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We'll go out and pick up
the groceries, come back.
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As soon as we deliver and
unload, we'll give you a shout.
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What's your handles?
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You got Bo and Luke on this end.
Who we got out there? Come back.
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Francee and Floralee here.
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'Ten-four, good buddies.'
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Ten-four,
little sweet things.
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Ya-hoo!
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Don't you just love CB talk?
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During all this, Sheriff Rosco was not patrollin' Hazzard..
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...as usual, 'cause he had gone to take a refresher course..
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...at the police academy
in Atlanta.
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Which meant Boss Hogg
needed another gopher
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who was devious
and underhanded and low-down.
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Somebody that'd go
for anything.
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Nephew Hughie Hogg.
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And so, I, J.D. Hogg,
county commissioner
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town alderman,
village supervisor
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and justice of the peace,
do hereby swear in you
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Hughie Hogg, as temporary actin'
sheriff of Hazzard County.
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Congratulations, my boy!
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You know, Uncle Boss,
you once told me
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never trust a man
that had sweaty palms.
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Mr. J.D. Hogg, Mr. Hughie Hogg,
the Hoggs of Hazzard
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meet Mr. Benswingin
from Louisville.
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- That--
- W.B. Benswanger.
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That car stripping gang
just flat car stripped his car.
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Ain't that a shame?
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You know, we've been tryin'
to catch them dirty crooks
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but just can't do it.
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Because nobody's ever seen
'em doing their dirty work.
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Well, I did!
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At least, one of them.
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He was a white-haired
old geezer
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who wore dirty overalls,
and a red hunting cap..
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And driving a pickup truck?
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Driving a pick..
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Matter of fact,
he looked a little bit like..
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That's him. That's him. That's
him. I'm telling you, it's him.
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Wait a minute, you mean
Jesse stripped your car?
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'I'm telling you
that's the one!'
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I just stopped by
to take a look-see at that car.
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As a matter of fact,
I'm right here now to report it.
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Uh, oh, Mr. Benswanger, uh
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I wonder if you'd mind staying
a little while here in Hazzard
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and testify to everything
that you've seen.
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I certainly will.
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Hughie, here's your first job
at sheriffin'.
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Jesse, we're gonna have to take
you and lock you in the jail
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because you're
in big trouble now.
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You're gonna lock me up?
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- Hughie, take him away.
- Why..
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Come on, Jesse. Let's go.
Come on, buddy. Come on.
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Why, you crazy old coot!
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Luke and Bo,
you out there, good buddies?
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You got us, honey.
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We're over here
at Nidecker's Egg Farm
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and we are ready.
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That makes four, sweetheart.
We're on our way.
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Whoo!
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'Or better still,
how about a public defender?'
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J.D., you and me have been
friends and-and enemies
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for the last 40 years.
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Now, deep down in that,
that-that-that viper's nest
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you call a heart,
do you think for one minute
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that I'd stoop to thievin'?
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Hold on, Jesse, you was
just caught red-handed.
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J.D., you pompous butterball!
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There's been two dozen cars
stripped around here
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in as many days.
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Now, do you believe
for one minute..
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...that one man
could do all that?
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You're right.
I agree.
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You had to have accomplices.
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So I'm just gonna
issue a warrant for the arrest
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of your entire Duke gang.
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Bo, Luke, and Daisy.
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Thanks for the tip.
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J.D., you bowl
of marshmallow, you-you..
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Now, meanwhile, that motorist
feller had gone to Cooter
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to get his car
put back together.
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Lookie who's sellin' him parts instead of stayin' home
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makin' babies and biscuits.
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Well, that'll do it.
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It sure is something,
y'all having everything
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I needed to put this old boy's
Humpty Dumpty together again.
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Well, we pride ourselves
in our inventory.
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I'll be in the truck.
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Yeah, yeah, some vacation.
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Bye, now.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Whoo!
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Hello, sugarplums!
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That man just smells money.
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- 'Hi, Boss.'
- Oh, no names, please.
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Remember, no one must know
that I'm involved with you all.
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Not even my temporary
actin' sheriff, my own nephew.
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Now then, how're we doin',
my little angels?
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Well, you're doing fine,
but we're not.
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Look, Hogg, this was our idea.
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We're doing all the work and
you're getting 50% of the take.
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Cheer up, honey-pie.
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Your latest victim
has thrown the blame
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on one of our locals,
Jesse Duke.
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The old coot is sitting in
the hoosegow this very minute.
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And now, I'm gonna pin the rap
on the entire Duke family.
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- Bye.
- Oh, wait a minute.
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That ain't gonna put
more money in our pockets.
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Patience, my pet.
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Listen, one day, when I turn
this scheme of mine
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into a national operation,
each and every one of you gals
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is gonna have her own personal
car strippin' franchise.
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Oh, it's great.
It's real good.
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Holy! It's more of them
car-strippin' Dukes.
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Hot dang! If I get 'em
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Boss will make me permanent
temporary acting sheriff. Ha ha!
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Oh, Lord, it's the law.
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Y'all girls only got
a little time for lunch.
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I'll be danged if we spend it
fooling with the sheriff.
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- Take off, Bo.
- Yeah.
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Enos, them Duke boys
are coming your way.
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'Do ya see 'em?'
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Possum on a gum bush,
there they are.
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Forget the possum,
it's them Dukes I want.
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- Grab 'em!
- Yes, sir!
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- Whoa!
- Whoo!
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- Sorry about that y'all.
- This must be the place.
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Here you go.
Let me help you, honey.
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Got it.
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You sure this is a good place
to have lunch?
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Oh, sure, all the truck drivers
eat here, honest injun.
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Uh, what he said.
Let's-let's go.
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And so, while the boys were hopin' to get some action
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another kind of action was taking place not too far away.
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Let's go.
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Come on, girls, hurry up.
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'Breaker, breaker,
this here is Trucker Tom.'
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'Attention, good buddies,
slow down to the double nickel'
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''cause the bears
are all crawlin'.'
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Excuse me. That road racket's
got no place at a picnic.
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But we gotta keep
our ears on, honey.
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Those eggs they load
on our rig are perishable
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and when it's a ready-teddy,
we gotta roll.
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Well, suit yourself.
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'Temporary actin' sheriff
callin' Enos.'
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'Temporary acting sheriff,
Hughie Hogg, callin' Enos.'
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'This here is Enos, sheriff.
Come in.'
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'Enos, I want you to get on back
to town and send out an APB.'
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'I want all them car-strippin'
Dukes in jail with Uncle Jesse.'
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- 'I'm on my way, sheriff.'
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Excuse me.
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Where ya goin'?
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- They got Uncle Jesse.
- They got him in jail. Here.
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- Come on.
- But fellas--
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We ain't got time.
Now go, come on.
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They're gonna pin that
car-stripping stuff on us.
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I can understand us,
but Uncle Jesse?
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Me neither.
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And guess what?
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- As naked as a jaybird.
- 'Well, I'll be danged!'
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Well, the General's
mortally wounded
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Uncle Jesse is in jail
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and the boys
are fugitives from the law.
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Folks, it looks like
the tornado has done
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hit the sheep dip.
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Hughie, get your butt
up here right now!
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Do you hear me?
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Yeah, here I am, Uncle Boss.
Right here, what do you need?
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Hughie, it ain't the
sheriff's job to set rewards.
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His job is to catch crooks.
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So I'm warnin' you,
if anybody should turn up
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to claim this $500 reward
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it'll be the sheriff who pays
out of his own pocket.
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- I never heard that before.
- Sure you did. I just said it.
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Well, Uncle Boss,
I just got sworn in.
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I couldn't possibly afford
that kind of money right now.
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You will, when you get
Sherriff Rosco's regular cut
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like I promised, and you'll
get it, you can trust me.
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Yeah.
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Now then, meanwhile
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I want you to go and catch
them Dukes all by yourself.
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And if you do, you'll just
save yourself $500.
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So long.
Get movin'.
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Yeah, well, no doubt
about it, Uncle Boss.
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Sounds like the opportunity
of a lifetime. Mm-hmm.
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Uncle Jesse, hey.
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What are you boys doin' here?
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'Don't you know they're lookin'
for you two? Now, get!'
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Listen, Uncle Jesse, we ain't
goin' nowhere without you.
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Soon as we figure a way
to bust you outta here.
242
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,029
You can just stop figurin',
'cause I ain't goin' no place.
243
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,813
I'm stayin' right here.
244
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,816
But, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg's
got you in here illegal.
245
00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,687
Well, me bustin' outta here
246
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,125
doesn't make it
any less illegal.
247
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,170
Now, listen,
just because we are dealin'
248
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,956
with a low-down dirty skunk
like J.D. Hogg
249
00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,133
doesn't mean we have to lower
ourselves to acting like one.
250
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,310
- Uncle Jesse, there--
- Get now! That's an order.
251
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,312
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
252
00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,423
Ol' Cooter had done
taken it on hisself
253
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,034
to show how good ol' boys
had got their name
254
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,905
helpin' out a friend.
255
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,039
The General looks
kinda peaked, don't he?
256
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,132
Y'all, if we could just get
some parts for General Lee
257
00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,526
maybe we'd find out
who framed Uncle Jesse.
258
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,094
Yeah, I'll tell you that new
Dixie auto part store
259
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,313
well, they got the inven..
260
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,228
...the inventory.
261
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,535
That store opened up
about the same time
262
00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,972
this rash of car stripping
started, didn't it?
263
00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,713
Yeah, about a month ago.
264
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,499
Y'all think them pretty Phillies
got something to do with it?
265
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372
Possible straight.
Possible flush.
266
00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,375
Bo, we owe to it ourselves
to take a little trip into town.
267
00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,637
- Yay, we're gone.
- I'm goin'.
268
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,073
What?
269
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,466
And there'll be
no arguments, fellas
270
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:16,122
because I'm already
mad enough to spit.
271
00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,037
She's goin'.
272
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:22,519
- Cooter, can we borrow your..
Keys are in it.
273
00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,130
- Thanks a lot, buddy.
- See you, Cooter.
274
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,522
- Hey, y'all.
275
00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,221
- You be careful.
276
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,094
Here comes the truck, Enos.
277
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,229
Well, that's just Cooter.
278
00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,667
Cooter, my foot!
It's them Dukes.
279
00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,844
I got $500 ridin' on this, Enos.
Get, come on.
280
00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,498
Hit it! Go now, boy!
281
00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,848
Yeah, we're gonna get 'em
for stealing an entire
282
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,502
whole and unstripped vehicle.
283
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,765
Come here. Go!
284
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,158
Come on.
285
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,601
Dang that Hughie.
He's everywhere.
286
00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,356
Okay, now, Enos,
I got 'em. Move over.
287
00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,924
Come on, move
out of the way now.
288
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,670
They're all mine now, Enos.
Now, back off.
289
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,802
Back off!
290
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,952
Hey, Bo, here,
take a look at this.
291
00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,433
- Straight off the General.
292
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:44,966
Trouble.
293
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,801
Bet they're running a fence
for them car strippers here.
294
00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,499
Let's see if we can find
any other General parts.
295
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,981
- Here's the..
- Put it in here.
296
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,288
'Look at this. Half
the General's in this place.'
297
00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,726
'If this keeps up, Boss will
have parts of every car around.'
298
00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,381
'He'll have all the pieces
before he's through.'
299
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,647
Give me that.
300
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,649
Alright, hero.
That's enough!
301
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,958
You look nice, blondie.
302
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,704
Uh, uh, why don't you girls
just put down that artillery?
303
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,098
- Button up, you.
304
00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,535
I don't know, but right now
we're gonna tie 'em up.
305
00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,190
- Oh, no way, lady.
- Blondie.
306
00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,888
I'd hate to damage
that beautiful body.
307
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,588
- Ow!
- Ow!
308
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,372
You shouldn't
play with guns, honey.
309
00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,511
Come on! Angela, move it!
310
00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,168
Come on.
Step on it, Sally.
311
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,170
Hurry.
312
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,030
Duck, Dukes!
313
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,424
Daisy, I don't think
she's playin' with that gun.
314
00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:44,520
Seems a little strange. Never
had no girls shoot at me before.
315
00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,783
Generally, it's the girl's
father who's shootin' at you.
316
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,132
How cute.
317
00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,572
- Keep goin', Bo.
318
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,574
Daisy, I got
the dang thing floored.
319
00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,664
Well, I have to do somethin'.
Keep rollin'.
320
00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,579
Listen, you be careful, Luke.
321
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,670
He should stay
a little lower than that.
322
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,715
'Stay low, Luke!'
323
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,501
If I stay any lower,
I'll be a lane marker.
324
00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,417
Jackpot!
325
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,613
That did it, Luke.
Good goin'!
326
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,310
Yoo!
327
00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,834
- Alright!
- Yaa-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
328
00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,010
Alright!
329
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:43,231
Well, they played rough.
Wonder who's behind it all.
330
00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:44,972
I ain't got no idea.
331
00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,191
Well, the sign in front
of the store says
332
00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,543
Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated,
so their incorporation papers
333
00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,283
ought to be on file
down at city hall.
334
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,591
Dang, why didn't I think
of that? Let's get outta here.
335
00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:05,862
Yeah.
336
00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,694
- Oh! Hmm!
- I just..
337
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,174
What are you gals doin' here?
338
00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,045
I told you not
to come to this office.
339
00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,744
Oh! What if somebody saw ya?
Now, what is it?
340
00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,485
- No.
341
00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,878
The Dukes just ripped off
our auto part store.
342
00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,184
- Yeah.
343
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,447
Is nothin' sacred?
344
00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,494
A man can't make a dollar these
days and expect to keep it.
345
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,279
- We chased them. They got away.
346
00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,064
Look, Hogg, things are
startin' to get pretty rough.
347
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:37,633
They sure are.
You have no idea.
348
00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,375
- Oh, I do.
- Uncle Boss, I...uh-oh.
349
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,986
I'm sorry, Uncle Boss, I didn't
realize that you had visitors.
350
00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,727
- No.
351
00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,861
Well, how dare you come barging
in here? Like a bull in heat.
352
00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,732
Ladies, I'm gonna
take care of everything.
353
00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:52,692
Glad you told me about it.
Why don't you just go now?
354
00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:55,042
Because everything will be
taken care of later.
355
00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,218
And we'll get in touch.
You hear me now?
356
00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,090
See you later.
We got a lot to talk about..
357
00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,657
...partner.
358
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,533
Hughie, where you been?
359
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,578
The Duke gang,
they just ripped off
360
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,885
these poor ladies'
auto part store.
361
00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:14,583
Mm-hmm. Didn't I hear
one of them pretty little ladies
362
00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,716
call you partner,
Uncle Boss?
363
00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:20,023
Partner? Oh, yeah,
she's from Texas.
364
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:23,287
Down there, they call
everybody partner. Don't they?
365
00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,508
Uh, you wouldn't be holdin' out
on me now, Uncle Boss?
366
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,903
Hughie!
367
00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:34,081
Would I dare to double-cross
my own flesh and blood?
368
00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,257
- Well, I don't know.
- Bite your tongue!
369
00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,128
Why, I can't.
370
00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:41,697
So you just get out there
and nail them Duke boys.
371
00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,743
- Alright.
372
00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,224
Phew! I earn every
dirty dollar I make.
373
00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,692
'Temporary acting Hughie,
I can't find the Dukes.
374
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,824
'I just can't believe
they'd do that.'
375
00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:25,828
I don't care, Enos.
Check the Duke farm again.
376
00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,352
'Those boys must be
hidin' someplace.'
377
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,268
'Now, get out there
and find them Duke boys'
378
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:33,053
'and Daisy Duke, too.'
379
00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,795
Even if you'd rather
find possum on a gum bush.
380
00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,274
'Yes, sir, sheriff,
I'll do it.'
381
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,842
- Hey, Hughie!
- Hi.
382
00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,715
- Bo Duke, you're under arrest.
- Bye.
383
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,834
- Come on, Hughie. Whoo-hoo!
- Stop, thief!
384
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,841
I will tell my Uncle Boss
about you.
385
00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,582
Come here, you criminal!
386
00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,322
Here, it is.
387
00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:31,415
Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated
was registered
388
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,504
by the Blue Ridge
Catfish Company.
389
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,768
That don't tell us much.
390
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:41,948
Ah, now, that company belongs
to National Pinballs Limited
391
00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:45,908
which is owned by...
Instant Grits Incorporated
392
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,172
which in turn
is owned by...guess who?
393
00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,653
Boss Hogg?
394
00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:54,438
The J.D. Hogg
Investment Corporation.
395
00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:00,706
Come on, Hughie!
396
00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,751
What's the matter, can't you
run faster than that?
397
00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:05,145
- Come here.
- I'm coming. Whoo-hoo!
398
00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:06,842
Excuse me.
399
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,939
Come on, Hughie.
400
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,551
Hughie?
401
00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,556
Hughie, you alright?
I didn't mean--
402
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,080
Yeah, I'm alright.
I got you, don't I?
403
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,604
I played possum,
and now I got you.
404
00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,832
Aah! Where am I?
405
00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,405
Wait! I order you to freeze!
406
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,760
It's a plot, isn't it?
Conspiracy against me.
407
00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:58,111
You're-you're both
in on it. I..
408
00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:01,157
Uncle Boss is gonna kill me.
Gotta get them Dukes.
409
00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,550
Them Dukes!
410
00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:08,077
Now, hang on,
ain't nobody died.
411
00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,863
The Dukes have just solved
part one of their mystery
412
00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,778
Who's doin' it to 'em?
413
00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,301
And the fun starts now
414
00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,086
'cause we got a little
shuck and jive cookin'
415
00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:20,133
with Cooter and Daisy
drivin' the bait
416
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,439
that undertaker's limousine.
417
00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:04,090
Jesse, you know, uh,
Uncle Boss and I are..
418
00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179
...real, real close.
419
00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,355
You don't think
he'd ever double-cross
420
00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,879
anybody that close,
do you
421
00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:15,536
J.D. double
422
00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:20,062
Heh! Why, he's one of our
most outstandin' citizens.
423
00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,848
He's a pillar of our community
424
00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:26,286
and he's your
dear beloved uncle.
425
00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:32,292
Why, you could trust J.D.
just like you trust yourself.
426
00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,077
Right, right..
427
00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:42,737
Okay, Jesse,
well, just enjoy your meal.
428
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,494
Bo, Luke, it looks like
our little idea
429
00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,974
isn't gonna work out.
430
00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:08,894
Cousins, we got ourselves
a problem.
431
00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:10,330
The radiator just upped
and blew on us.
432
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,071
- Let me see that thing.
- Yeah.
433
00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,943
We got a big problem, brothers.
We've just been shot.
434
00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,815
Pull her over.
435
00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:51,284
Oh, I'm sorry
about this, honey pie.
436
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,025
It's okay, sugar.
437
00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,897
Uh, you don't mind,
cupcakes?
438
00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,899
I don't mind, cream pie.
439
00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,119
'I knew I should've thrown
away that lemon.'
440
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:04,340
- 'You're so wise..'
- Look at that.
441
00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,691
Honey pie, you're
just divine, melon, you.
442
00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:37,373
This is the first time I've ever
seen a pair of female strippers
443
00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,984
take off a set of wheels.
444
00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,691
This here is Luke Duke
callin' Hughie Hogg, come on in.
445
00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,303
'Hughie, come back.'
446
00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,871
'Callin' actin' sheriff,
Hughie Hogg.'
447
00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,569
You got your ears on?
448
00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:02,224
Dang it!
449
00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:05,053
Well, Hughie is turning out
to be Hazzard County's
450
00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,490
type of sheriff, alright.
451
00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,101
Never there
when you need him.
452
00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,645
That's why we don't never
find them things on the road
453
00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:32,994
'cause they don't
use the road.
454
00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,083
I'll be a suck egg mule.
455
00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,130
Listen, y'all, we best go get
'em ourselves, come on.
456
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:41,437
- I got shotgun.
- You always get shotgun.
457
00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:45,050
Hold it.
In my car, I drive.
458
00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,792
Yes, ma'am.
459
00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,099
Get your boa
out of the door.
460
00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:57,627
'Whoo-hoo-hoo!'
461
00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:20,563
Daisy, look out
for that cliff. Daisy!
462
00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:27,092
I don't know about y'all,
but I just swallowed my gum.
463
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,278
- Next time, you got shotgun.
- Thanks a lot, Cooter.
464
00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,107
This ain't exactly the time
for humor. Daisy, take it easy.
465
00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:44,022
Yeah, yeah, real easy.
466
00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,113
They're gettin' away.
467
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:54,380
- Hey, y'all, there they go.
468
00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,685
Yeah.
469
00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,343
Phew!
470
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,609
Got any more big ideas?
471
00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,395
Well, believe it or not,
that four-wheel excitement
472
00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:11,223
back there set me thinkin'.
473
00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,659
Cooter, how's
the General comin' along?
474
00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:16,184
Oh, good as new.
Good as new.
475
00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:20,449
Now, this may sound crazier than
usual, but picture if you will.
476
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,756
The General as a four wheeler.
477
00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,845
That way we'll be able to go
anywhere them jeeps can go.
478
00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:26,629
Exactly.
479
00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,980
I could put some expanders
and air shocks in the back.
480
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,070
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
481
00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,028
We're gonna have
to get it back to the garage.
482
00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,421
Well, alright, y'all,
now listen.
483
00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,249
Y'all take
the General Lee to the garage.
484
00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:39,729
I'll follow these tracks, see
if I can find somethin' out.
485
00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,776
Alright, take care
of yourself, cousin.
486
00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:46,258
That blonde charm ain't worth
a bucket of spit against a .38.
487
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,477
Well, I'll die
with a smile on my face.
488
00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:49,870
- So long.
- Take care.
489
00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:51,785
- You too.
- You too, yeah.
490
00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,613
- He's a crazy one.
- Yeah.
491
00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,311
Well, I hope nobody sees me
uptown with this monkey suit on.
492
00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,837
So, while Luke, Daisy, and Cooter was working to turn
493
00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,884
the General into a
high-steppin' mountain goat..
494
00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:06,452
...old Jesse was pacin'
in his cell
495
00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:09,498
gettin' itchier than
a hound dog in a flea circus.
496
00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,978
And Bo searched
for the hideout
497
00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:13,546
of them unladylike
females.
498
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:17,419
And he was one pooped Duke,
and about to give up
499
00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,942
when suddenly,
he heard somethin'
500
00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,467
that definitely wasn't
a jaybird cacklin'.
501
00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:25,123
Stop! Oh, I can't
stay under this!
502
00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,517
Oh, God! Stop, stop,
stop! I'm freezin'.
503
00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:31,825
'Sally, hand me a towel.
I'm freezin'!'
504
00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:35,481
'Come on.
Stop it. Oh, Lord!'
505
00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:39,049
What's a, uh, nice girl like you
doin' in a place like this?
506
00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,877
Move it.
507
00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,315
- Move!
508
00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,968
Yes, ma'am.
509
00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:49,669
- Oh, look at you.
510
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,410
Hey, Carla.
511
00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:53,499
Look here,
we got ourselves a peeper.
512
00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,109
Well, hey.
513
00:35:55,196 --> 00:36:00,114
Bo Duke.
Well, I'll be darned!
514
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,986
I think one of your eyes
is bluer than the other.
515
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:06,425
Oh, yeah? It gets that way
when it sees something it wants.
516
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:10,298
Tie him up, girls,
on my jeep.
517
00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,083
How come your jeep?
518
00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,868
It's always your jeep.
519
00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,827
Don't argue about me, we'll do
it in alphabetical order.
520
00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,221
- We'll start with A--
- 'Shut up, blondie.'
521
00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:22,267
Just do what I said.
522
00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:25,618
Sally and me's got
a little visit to make.
523
00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:28,055
Looks like ol' Bo's
fatal charm is fading
524
00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,752
faster than
a dime lightnin' bug.
525
00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,973
Hughie, I don't wanna hear
no more of your puny excuses.
526
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,540
But Uncle Boss--
527
00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,933
I want 'em car-stripping
Dukes behind bars, you hear?
528
00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,587
- But I'm trying--
- Oh, but, but, but!
529
00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:41,721
If you don't catch them, you're
gonna be out on your butt.
530
00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:44,158
- Don't move.
531
00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,594
Sheriff, give me that gun.
532
00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:47,466
What do you mean
coming here like this?
533
00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:49,468
Partner,
the partnership is over.
534
00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,774
We're tired of gettin'
the short end of the stick.
535
00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:54,734
Tubby, we want all
the car-strippin' money.
536
00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,693
- Right now.
- 'Shame on you, Uncle Boss.'
537
00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:01,131
Well, I should have known with
those sweaty palms of yours.
538
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,830
Hughie, will you shut up?
I got enough troubles.
539
00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,701
They're double-crossin' me.
540
00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:08,400
Alright, Hogg,
open up the safe.
541
00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,923
- Move.
- Yeah, yeah.
542
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,534
Alright, alright,
alright, alright.
543
00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,971
You ain't gonna get away
with this though, you know.
544
00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:17,583
I'll track you down,
wherever you go.
545
00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,193
Out of the way.
546
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,500
And that ain't no car-strippin'
money in there.
547
00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,545
Some of it belongs
to the orphanage fund.
548
00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,895
'And the rest
is from the old age home.'
549
00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,507
Some of it's supposed to go
to various local charities
550
00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,813
that I'd been saving
for for a long time.
551
00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,033
- Cleaned out.
- Good.
552
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,255
And nobody get any bright ideas
with that phone, you hear?
553
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,304
Hughie, Hughie, come on.
Take your gun, go after 'em.
554
00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,219
Hmm. No, not interested,
Uncle Boss.
555
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,788
Oh! Hughie, come on,
take the gun and go catch 'em.
556
00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:52,226
- They took all my money.
557
00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,055
Alright, alright,
I'll give you a full cut.
558
00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,883
Seventy-thirty.
559
00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,667
I don't think I'm interested,
it's a little low.
560
00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:01,496
- Sixty-forty.
- Mm-mm, no.
561
00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,411
Fifty-fifty!
562
00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,805
Sold to the man in the white
suit and the sweaty palms.
563
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:08,503
- Yeah, alright, come on.
- Let's go.
564
00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,289
- I just love upholding the law.
- Yeah, let's go.
565
00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,429
Relax, marines have landed.
566
00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,605
Whoo! The General Lee
sure is ridin' high.
567
00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,215
Come on, hop in here, honey.
568
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:29,002
- Come on. Hit it!
- Alright. Alright, alright.
569
00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:30,220
- Dah!
- Uh-oh.
570
00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,961
Stripped!
571
00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,746
Stripped cleaner than
a possum's belly, Uncle Boss.
572
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,009
Come on,
we'll use my car.
573
00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:37,532
Dah!
574
00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:40,100
- Whoa!
- My car's stripped too.
575
00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:44,931
Hughie, Hughie, is there no
decency left in this world?
576
00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,672
No justice?
577
00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:49,065
A man, namely, me
578
00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,417
claws, bites, and corkscrews
his way to the top
579
00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,984
and when he gets there,
what happens?
580
00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:56,682
Everybody's onto him?
581
00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,862
Looks like you got car trouble.
582
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,429
Oh, no kiddin'.
583
00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,605
Them car-stripping thieves
stole Uncle Boss's money.
584
00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,563
And took off for the hills.
585
00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:11,610
Sounds to me like you need
some sort of off-road vehicle.
586
00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,263
Oh, we sure do.
587
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,050
Uh, say, would you mind
using this car to help us
588
00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,661
catch them thieves?
589
00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,664
- I'd say that all depends.
590
00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,667
You release Uncle Jesse and drop
all the charges against him.
591
00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,147
- And us.
- What she said.
592
00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,628
- You got it.
- You hush.
593
00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:32,152
I'll say who drops what
against whom and when.
594
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,936
You got it.
595
00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,635
Plus, you reimburse everybody
involved with this thing
596
00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,941
besides payin' the garage
charges we owe Cooter.
597
00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:40,943
Are you outta
your everlovin' mind?
598
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:44,730
And you pay us a $500 reward
for nabbin' 'em girls.
599
00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,082
Go on.
600
00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,650
Boss, every second you waste
601
00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,261
your money's
flyin' further away.
602
00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:59,309
You're killin' me,
but you got it!
603
00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:09,537
Oh, Enos, Enos, let's go catch
them car-strippin' thieves.
604
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,799
Come on.
605
00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,801
Get that wreck
out of the way.
606
00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:23,464
I'll hop
in the back, Cooter.
607
00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,514
Come on back!
608
00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:32,168
What about
Mr. Wonderful here?
609
00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,953
He's comin' with us.
610
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,739
Maybe we'll find out
if blondes really are more fun.
611
00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:40,916
They are, sweetheart,
they are.
612
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,614
And if you'd just untie me,
I'd show you.
613
00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,790
Come on, let's roll.
614
00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,666
- We'll talk later, sugar.
615
00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,062
Come on, y'all,
follow me. Hurry up.
616
00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:58,194
Keep it movin'.
617
00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:50,856
Alright now, keep your eyes open
for some trail of dust kicked up
618
00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:53,859
by one of them four-wheelers.
619
00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,035
I'm so worried about Bo.
620
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:58,472
Ah, he's a Duke, he's got
at least twelve lives.
621
00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,605
Watch for dust.
622
00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:03,042
Look! Over there.
623
00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:05,784
This here's the Hunters talkin'
to the Chief Forked Tongue.
624
00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,481
We got them bandits in sight.
625
00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:10,963
'It looks like they're
circling South on Highway 40.'
626
00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,799
They got Bo.
627
00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:23,453
He's all tied up like
a roped steer goin' to market.
628
00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,850
Yee-haw! Here comes Luke
in the General.
629
00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:31,113
- We'll lose 'em.
630
00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,170
This here's the Hunters
comin' at ya.
631
00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:47,782
They're changin' direction
and headin' towards Route 22.
632
00:42:47,869 --> 00:42:50,176
Stop! Stop!
Turn around, dipstick.
633
00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:52,047
You're letting them get away!
634
00:42:58,271 --> 00:43:01,927
Hurry up. Hurry up.
My money, my money!
635
00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:53,108
Yeah!
That's one, two to go.
636
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:15,000
Alright, here's another
direction correction.
637
00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:17,611
They're headin' southeast
towards Highway 40.
638
00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,653
We got 'em.
639
00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:04,919
Yee-haw!
640
00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:07,661
Strike two!
One more, Luke.
641
00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:19,978
Dang! There goes plan A.
642
00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:51,357
Give me the key.
643
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:57,450
Come on,
I'm just tryin' to..
644
00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:58,712
Would you give me that?
645
00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:01,584
No! Look!
646
00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:03,717
- Would you just..
- 'Bo, there's a cliff ahead.'
647
00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,501
'Bail out!'
648
00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,638
Oh, gosh!
Sorry, darlin'.
649
00:46:24,738 --> 00:46:28,263
Well, Jesse, I guess
this is your lucky day.
650
00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,613
Hughie, you're a man
of great precept.
651
00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,877
Uncle Jesse was sprung
from jail..
652
00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:35,575
...the law abidin' way.
653
00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:44,366
Whoo!
654
00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:45,803
Alright.
655
00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:51,591
Well, you've come home.
656
00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,462
- Uncle Jesse.
- There's my girl.
657
00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:55,769
- I'm fine, just fine.
658
00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,164
Come along, little doggies.
659
00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:04,560
My money.
660
00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:07,172
Uh, excuse me, Boss, I think
you owe some of that to Daisy.
661
00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,696
Wha..
- Damages on the car.
662
00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,263
Daisy collected
for the repairs on her jeep.
663
00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:12,786
Well, thank you, Boss.
664
00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:15,310
Cooter got his money
for fixin' General Lee.
665
00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,791
Read 'em and weep, Boss.
Read 'em and weep.
666
00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:20,402
And even Mr. Benswanger,
he had got what he had lost.
667
00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:21,926
'Mr. Benswanger.'
668
00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:24,450
And the boys got
their $500 reward.
669
00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,887
Now, that really hit Boss
where he lives.
670
00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,454
Here you go.
Take it.
671
00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:31,196
Thank you. Ha ha!
672
00:47:31,283 --> 00:47:34,286
- Let's get outta here.
- Alright, let's go.
673
00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,465
Hee-ya-hoo!
674
00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:47,168
Woo-hoo!
675
00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,562
So if you're ever passin'
through Hazzard County
676
00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:52,173
y'all just remember
that old country sayin'
677
00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:55,437
and expect the unexpected.
678
00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:43,833
'Them Dukes, them Dukes!'
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