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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:08,791 ♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪ 2 00:00:08,878 --> 00:00:11,315 ♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪ 3 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,884 ♪ Beats all you never saw ♪ 4 00:00:14,971 --> 00:00:18,627 ♪ Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born ♪ 5 00:00:20,194 --> 00:00:21,847 ♪ Straightenin' the curves ♪ 6 00:00:23,545 --> 00:00:25,155 ♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪ 7 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,681 ♪ Someday the mountain might get 'em ♪ 8 00:00:29,768 --> 00:00:31,857 ♪ But the law never will ♪ 9 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:36,036 ♪ Makin' their way ♪ 10 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:37,994 ♪ The only way they know how ♪ 11 00:00:41,084 --> 00:00:45,175 ♪ That's just a little bit more than the law will allow ♪ 12 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,222 ♪ Just the good ol' boys ♪ 13 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:51,921 ♪ Wouldn't change if they could ♪ 14 00:00:54,402 --> 00:00:57,187 ♪ Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪ 15 00:00:57,274 --> 00:00:59,798 Yee-haw! 16 00:01:07,371 --> 00:01:11,114 There's an old country sayin', "Expect the unexpected." 17 00:01:11,201 --> 00:01:13,116 And it sure does fit when you enter Hazzard County. 18 00:01:18,469 --> 00:01:20,558 Y'all see what I mean? 19 00:01:28,958 --> 00:01:30,351 Dah! 20 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:36,792 Well, that's handy. 21 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,503 Maybe too handy. 22 00:02:00,903 --> 00:02:04,080 Now, y'all have all heard of nightclub strippers. 23 00:02:04,167 --> 00:02:06,343 Well, now these are Hazzard strippers. 24 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:09,390 And friends and neighbors, they got some kinda moves. 25 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,100 Strip cleanin' a starving houndstooth. 26 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:46,209 Now how about that for a doozy of a new racket? 27 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:47,993 They shoot out a feller's radiator 28 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,344 pluck his car clean as a naked chicken 29 00:02:50,431 --> 00:02:52,346 and take off cross-country in jeeps 30 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:54,522 so they don't leave no tracks. 31 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,915 Shows lots of country smarts, don't it? 32 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:15,804 Ooh, wee, would you look at that! 33 00:03:17,806 --> 00:03:21,026 Them dang car strippers are at it again. 34 00:03:22,941 --> 00:03:25,205 Well, I guess I better get these catfish on ice 35 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,990 and go tell the sheriff. 36 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:31,950 Hey, stop! 37 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:33,909 Hey, bring back the rest of my car! 38 00:03:33,996 --> 00:03:35,780 Hey! 39 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:38,348 Now guess who's gonna be accused of car strippin'? 40 00:03:38,435 --> 00:03:40,437 And I bet you already had it figured out. 41 00:03:40,524 --> 00:03:42,961 Meanwhile, Bo and Luke were headed out 42 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:44,006 to do a little hunting. 43 00:03:44,093 --> 00:03:47,096 Boar or bear? 44 00:03:47,183 --> 00:03:49,838 And suddenly, they sighted bigger game. 45 00:03:49,925 --> 00:03:51,622 Well, they's a whole lot prettier anyhow. 46 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,641 Breaker, breaker, sweet things. Y'all got ears on? Come back. 47 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:13,731 You're coming in loud and proud, country boys. 48 00:04:13,818 --> 00:04:15,820 Hey, listen, y'all. Y'all wanna join us for a pit stop? 49 00:04:15,907 --> 00:04:17,779 Can't right now, wolf man. 50 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:19,607 But we're loose as a goose for lunch. 51 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:21,652 Well, alright, I tell you what. 52 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:23,959 We'll go out and pick up the groceries, come back. 53 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:27,267 As soon as we deliver and unload, we'll give you a shout. 54 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,051 What's your handles? 55 00:04:29,138 --> 00:04:31,967 You got Bo and Luke on this end. Who we got out there? Come back. 56 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:34,361 Francee and Floralee here. 57 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,014 'Ten-four, good buddies.' 58 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:38,147 Ten-four, little sweet things. 59 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:40,105 Ya-hoo! 60 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:42,543 Don't you just love CB talk? 61 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:48,113 During all this, Sheriff Rosco was not patrollin' Hazzard.. 62 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:51,552 ...as usual, 'cause he had gone to take a refresher course.. 63 00:04:51,639 --> 00:04:53,902 ...at the police academy in Atlanta. 64 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,034 Which meant Boss Hogg needed another gopher 65 00:04:56,121 --> 00:04:59,081 who was devious and underhanded and low-down. 66 00:04:59,168 --> 00:05:01,301 Somebody that'd go for anything. 67 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,174 Nephew Hughie Hogg. 68 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:11,659 And so, I, J.D. Hogg, county commissioner 69 00:05:11,746 --> 00:05:13,530 town alderman, village supervisor 70 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,794 and justice of the peace, do hereby swear in you 71 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:22,496 Hughie Hogg, as temporary actin' sheriff of Hazzard County. 72 00:05:22,583 --> 00:05:25,063 Congratulations, my boy! 73 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,587 You know, Uncle Boss, you once told me 74 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,589 never trust a man that had sweaty palms. 75 00:05:31,156 --> 00:05:34,029 Mr. J.D. Hogg, Mr. Hughie Hogg, the Hoggs of Hazzard 76 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,509 meet Mr. Benswingin from Louisville. 77 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,989 - That-- - W.B. Benswanger. 78 00:05:40,035 --> 00:05:43,125 That car stripping gang just flat car stripped his car. 79 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:46,041 Ain't that a shame? 80 00:05:46,128 --> 00:05:48,652 You know, we've been tryin' to catch them dirty crooks 81 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:50,915 but just can't do it. 82 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:54,745 Because nobody's ever seen 'em doing their dirty work. 83 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,834 Well, I did! 84 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:58,183 At least, one of them. 85 00:05:58,270 --> 00:06:01,012 He was a white-haired old geezer 86 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:04,799 who wore dirty overalls, and a red hunting cap.. 87 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:07,149 And driving a pickup truck? 88 00:06:07,236 --> 00:06:08,890 Driving a pick.. 89 00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:11,545 Matter of fact, he looked a little bit like.. 90 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,678 That's him. That's him. That's him. I'm telling you, it's him. 91 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:17,464 Wait a minute, you mean Jesse stripped your car? 92 00:06:17,551 --> 00:06:19,640 'I'm telling you that's the one!' 93 00:06:19,727 --> 00:06:23,426 I just stopped by to take a look-see at that car. 94 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:26,560 As a matter of fact, I'm right here now to report it. 95 00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:29,432 Uh, oh, Mr. Benswanger, uh 96 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:32,609 I wonder if you'd mind staying a little while here in Hazzard 97 00:06:32,696 --> 00:06:36,613 and testify to everything that you've seen. 98 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,180 I certainly will. 99 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:41,096 Hughie, here's your first job at sheriffin'. 100 00:06:41,183 --> 00:06:45,405 Jesse, we're gonna have to take you and lock you in the jail 101 00:06:45,492 --> 00:06:48,712 because you're in big trouble now. 102 00:06:48,799 --> 00:06:50,497 You're gonna lock me up? 103 00:06:50,584 --> 00:06:52,150 - Hughie, take him away. - Why.. 104 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,936 Come on, Jesse. Let's go. Come on, buddy. Come on. 105 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,242 Why, you crazy old coot! 106 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,553 Luke and Bo, you out there, good buddies? 107 00:07:03,640 --> 00:07:05,381 You got us, honey. 108 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,514 We're over here at Nidecker's Egg Farm 109 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,211 and we are ready. 110 00:07:09,298 --> 00:07:12,475 That makes four, sweetheart. We're on our way. 111 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:13,824 Whoo! 112 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:21,702 'Or better still, how about a public defender?' 113 00:07:21,789 --> 00:07:25,967 J.D., you and me have been friends and-and enemies 114 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,056 for the last 40 years. 115 00:07:28,143 --> 00:07:31,233 Now, deep down in that, that-that-that viper's nest 116 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,584 you call a heart, do you think for one minute 117 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:36,630 that I'd stoop to thievin'? 118 00:07:36,717 --> 00:07:41,373 Hold on, Jesse, you was just caught red-handed. 119 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:47,467 J.D., you pompous butterball! 120 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:50,861 There's been two dozen cars stripped around here 121 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,341 in as many days. 122 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,952 Now, do you believe for one minute.. 123 00:07:55,039 --> 00:07:57,694 ...that one man could do all that? 124 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,392 You're right. I agree. 125 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,612 You had to have accomplices. 126 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:05,049 So I'm just gonna issue a warrant for the arrest 127 00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:07,487 of your entire Duke gang. 128 00:08:07,574 --> 00:08:09,837 Bo, Luke, and Daisy. 129 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:12,535 Thanks for the tip. 130 00:08:12,622 --> 00:08:17,235 J.D., you bowl of marshmallow, you-you.. 131 00:08:17,322 --> 00:08:20,195 Now, meanwhile, that motorist feller had gone to Cooter 132 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:22,197 to get his car put back together. 133 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:24,504 Lookie who's sellin' him parts instead of stayin' home 134 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,593 makin' babies and biscuits. 135 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,159 Well, that'll do it. 136 00:08:28,246 --> 00:08:30,422 It sure is something, y'all having everything 137 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,991 I needed to put this old boy's Humpty Dumpty together again. 138 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:37,995 Well, we pride ourselves in our inventory. 139 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:40,911 I'll be in the truck. 140 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,653 Yeah, yeah, some vacation. 141 00:08:44,915 --> 00:08:45,960 Bye, now. 142 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,229 Hey, hey, hey! 143 00:08:56,492 --> 00:08:57,493 Whoo! 144 00:08:57,580 --> 00:08:59,800 Hello, sugarplums! 145 00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,324 That man just smells money. 146 00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:05,153 - 'Hi, Boss.' - Oh, no names, please. 147 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:08,330 Remember, no one must know that I'm involved with you all. 148 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:12,073 Not even my temporary actin' sheriff, my own nephew. 149 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:15,337 Now then, how're we doin', my little angels? 150 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,948 Well, you're doing fine, but we're not. 151 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,907 Look, Hogg, this was our idea. 152 00:09:19,994 --> 00:09:23,127 We're doing all the work and you're getting 50% of the take. 153 00:09:23,214 --> 00:09:24,781 Cheer up, honey-pie. 154 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,522 Your latest victim has thrown the blame 155 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:29,003 on one of our locals, Jesse Duke. 156 00:09:29,090 --> 00:09:32,397 The old coot is sitting in the hoosegow this very minute. 157 00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:37,185 And now, I'm gonna pin the rap on the entire Duke family. 158 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,839 - Bye. - Oh, wait a minute. 159 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:41,276 That ain't gonna put more money in our pockets. 160 00:09:41,363 --> 00:09:42,886 Patience, my pet. 161 00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:46,107 Listen, one day, when I turn this scheme of mine 162 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:49,414 into a national operation, each and every one of you gals 163 00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:53,810 is gonna have her own personal car strippin' franchise. 164 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,995 Oh, it's great. It's real good. 165 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:20,010 Holy! It's more of them car-strippin' Dukes. 166 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,709 Hot dang! If I get 'em 167 00:10:22,796 --> 00:10:26,800 Boss will make me permanent temporary acting sheriff. Ha ha! 168 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,338 Oh, Lord, it's the law. 169 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,994 Y'all girls only got a little time for lunch. 170 00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:49,736 I'll be danged if we spend it fooling with the sheriff. 171 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:51,302 - Take off, Bo. - Yeah. 172 00:11:33,649 --> 00:11:35,651 Enos, them Duke boys are coming your way. 173 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:36,826 'Do ya see 'em?' 174 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,222 Possum on a gum bush, there they are. 175 00:11:41,309 --> 00:11:43,441 Forget the possum, it's them Dukes I want. 176 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,748 - Grab 'em! - Yes, sir! 177 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,417 - Whoa! - Whoo! 178 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,941 - Sorry about that y'all. - This must be the place. 179 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,338 Here you go. Let me help you, honey. 180 00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:11,731 Got it. 181 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:14,255 You sure this is a good place to have lunch? 182 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,693 Oh, sure, all the truck drivers eat here, honest injun. 183 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:21,088 Uh, what he said. Let's-let's go. 184 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,873 And so, while the boys were hopin' to get some action 185 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:27,181 another kind of action was taking place not too far away. 186 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:28,965 Let's go. 187 00:12:30,140 --> 00:12:32,099 Come on, girls, hurry up. 188 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,037 'Breaker, breaker, this here is Trucker Tom.' 189 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,387 'Attention, good buddies, slow down to the double nickel' 190 00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,824 ''cause the bears are all crawlin'.' 191 00:13:01,911 --> 00:13:06,046 Excuse me. That road racket's got no place at a picnic. 192 00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,918 But we gotta keep our ears on, honey. 193 00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,268 Those eggs they load on our rig are perishable 194 00:13:11,355 --> 00:13:14,358 and when it's a ready-teddy, we gotta roll. 195 00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:17,361 Well, suit yourself. 196 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:19,102 'Temporary actin' sheriff callin' Enos.' 197 00:13:19,189 --> 00:13:22,540 'Temporary acting sheriff, Hughie Hogg, callin' Enos.' 198 00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,760 'This here is Enos, sheriff. Come in.' 199 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,502 'Enos, I want you to get on back to town and send out an APB.' 200 00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:31,027 'I want all them car-strippin' Dukes in jail with Uncle Jesse.' 201 00:13:31,114 --> 00:13:33,725 - 'I'm on my way, sheriff.' 202 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,640 Excuse me. 203 00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,468 Where ya goin'? 204 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:40,471 - They got Uncle Jesse. - They got him in jail. Here. 205 00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,777 - Come on. - But fellas-- 206 00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:43,474 We ain't got time. Now go, come on. 207 00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:45,912 They're gonna pin that car-stripping stuff on us. 208 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:47,696 I can understand us, but Uncle Jesse? 209 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,089 Me neither. 210 00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,095 And guess what? 211 00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:06,236 - As naked as a jaybird. - 'Well, I'll be danged!' 212 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,499 Well, the General's mortally wounded 213 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,110 Uncle Jesse is in jail 214 00:14:10,197 --> 00:14:12,939 and the boys are fugitives from the law. 215 00:14:13,026 --> 00:14:14,723 Folks, it looks like the tornado has done 216 00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,465 hit the sheep dip. 217 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:21,208 Hughie, get your butt up here right now! 218 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:23,950 Do you hear me? 219 00:14:24,037 --> 00:14:27,083 Yeah, here I am, Uncle Boss. Right here, what do you need? 220 00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:31,087 Hughie, it ain't the sheriff's job to set rewards. 221 00:14:31,174 --> 00:14:33,307 His job is to catch crooks. 222 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,875 So I'm warnin' you, if anybody should turn up 223 00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,790 to claim this $500 reward 224 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:42,272 it'll be the sheriff who pays out of his own pocket. 225 00:14:42,359 --> 00:14:46,755 - I never heard that before. - Sure you did. I just said it. 226 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:50,411 Well, Uncle Boss, I just got sworn in. 227 00:14:50,498 --> 00:14:53,109 I couldn't possibly afford that kind of money right now. 228 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:56,460 You will, when you get Sherriff Rosco's regular cut 229 00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:59,333 like I promised, and you'll get it, you can trust me. 230 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,595 Yeah. 231 00:15:00,682 --> 00:15:02,553 Now then, meanwhile 232 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,948 I want you to go and catch them Dukes all by yourself. 233 00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:10,910 And if you do, you'll just save yourself $500. 234 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,694 So long. Get movin'. 235 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:15,175 Yeah, well, no doubt about it, Uncle Boss. 236 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:19,353 Sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. Mm-hmm. 237 00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,840 Uncle Jesse, hey. 238 00:15:31,365 --> 00:15:33,062 What are you boys doin' here? 239 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:35,543 'Don't you know they're lookin' for you two? Now, get!' 240 00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:38,154 Listen, Uncle Jesse, we ain't goin' nowhere without you. 241 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,982 Soon as we figure a way to bust you outta here. 242 00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:43,029 You can just stop figurin', 'cause I ain't goin' no place. 243 00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,813 I'm stayin' right here. 244 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,816 But, Uncle Jesse, Boss Hogg's got you in here illegal. 245 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:49,687 Well, me bustin' outta here 246 00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:52,125 doesn't make it any less illegal. 247 00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:54,170 Now, listen, just because we are dealin' 248 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,956 with a low-down dirty skunk like J.D. Hogg 249 00:15:57,043 --> 00:16:00,133 doesn't mean we have to lower ourselves to acting like one. 250 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:03,310 - Uncle Jesse, there-- - Get now! That's an order. 251 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,312 - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. 252 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,423 Ol' Cooter had done taken it on hisself 253 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:32,034 to show how good ol' boys had got their name 254 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:33,905 helpin' out a friend. 255 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,039 The General looks kinda peaked, don't he? 256 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,132 Y'all, if we could just get some parts for General Lee 257 00:16:43,219 --> 00:16:45,526 maybe we'd find out who framed Uncle Jesse. 258 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,094 Yeah, I'll tell you that new Dixie auto part store 259 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,313 well, they got the inven.. 260 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,228 ...the inventory. 261 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,535 That store opened up about the same time 262 00:16:54,622 --> 00:16:56,972 this rash of car stripping started, didn't it? 263 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,713 Yeah, about a month ago. 264 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,499 Y'all think them pretty Phillies got something to do with it? 265 00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372 Possible straight. Possible flush. 266 00:17:05,459 --> 00:17:08,375 Bo, we owe to it ourselves to take a little trip into town. 267 00:17:08,462 --> 00:17:09,637 - Yay, we're gone. - I'm goin'. 268 00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,073 What? 269 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,466 And there'll be no arguments, fellas 270 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:16,122 because I'm already mad enough to spit. 271 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:18,037 She's goin'. 272 00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:22,519 - Cooter, can we borrow your.. Keys are in it. 273 00:17:22,606 --> 00:17:24,130 - Thanks a lot, buddy. - See you, Cooter. 274 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:25,522 - Hey, y'all. 275 00:17:25,609 --> 00:17:28,221 - You be careful. 276 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:32,094 Here comes the truck, Enos. 277 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,229 Well, that's just Cooter. 278 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,667 Cooter, my foot! It's them Dukes. 279 00:17:39,754 --> 00:17:42,844 I got $500 ridin' on this, Enos. Get, come on. 280 00:17:42,931 --> 00:17:44,498 Hit it! Go now, boy! 281 00:17:44,585 --> 00:17:46,848 Yeah, we're gonna get 'em for stealing an entire 282 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,502 whole and unstripped vehicle. 283 00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:50,765 Come here. Go! 284 00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,158 Come on. 285 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:00,601 Dang that Hughie. He's everywhere. 286 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,356 Okay, now, Enos, I got 'em. Move over. 287 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:19,924 Come on, move out of the way now. 288 00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,670 They're all mine now, Enos. Now, back off. 289 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,802 Back off! 290 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,952 Hey, Bo, here, take a look at this. 291 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:33,433 - Straight off the General. 292 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:44,966 Trouble. 293 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:53,801 Bet they're running a fence for them car strippers here. 294 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:56,499 Let's see if we can find any other General parts. 295 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:59,981 - Here's the.. - Put it in here. 296 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,288 'Look at this. Half the General's in this place.' 297 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:05,726 'If this keeps up, Boss will have parts of every car around.' 298 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:08,381 'He'll have all the pieces before he's through.' 299 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,647 Give me that. 300 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,649 Alright, hero. That's enough! 301 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,958 You look nice, blondie. 302 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:27,704 Uh, uh, why don't you girls just put down that artillery? 303 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,098 - Button up, you. 304 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:32,535 I don't know, but right now we're gonna tie 'em up. 305 00:20:32,622 --> 00:20:35,190 - Oh, no way, lady. - Blondie. 306 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:37,888 I'd hate to damage that beautiful body. 307 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:41,588 - Ow! - Ow! 308 00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,372 You shouldn't play with guns, honey. 309 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,511 Come on! Angela, move it! 310 00:20:55,079 --> 00:20:57,168 Come on. Step on it, Sally. 311 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,170 Hurry. 312 00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,030 Duck, Dukes! 313 00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,424 Daisy, I don't think she's playin' with that gun. 314 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:44,520 Seems a little strange. Never had no girls shoot at me before. 315 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:46,783 Generally, it's the girl's father who's shootin' at you. 316 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,132 How cute. 317 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:52,572 - Keep goin', Bo. 318 00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,574 Daisy, I got the dang thing floored. 319 00:21:54,661 --> 00:21:57,664 Well, I have to do somethin'. Keep rollin'. 320 00:21:57,751 --> 00:21:59,579 Listen, you be careful, Luke. 321 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:03,670 He should stay a little lower than that. 322 00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,715 'Stay low, Luke!' 323 00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:08,501 If I stay any lower, I'll be a lane marker. 324 00:22:10,111 --> 00:22:11,417 Jackpot! 325 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,613 That did it, Luke. Good goin'! 326 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,310 Yoo! 327 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:37,834 - Alright! - Yaa-hoo! Whoo-hoo! 328 00:22:37,921 --> 00:22:40,010 Alright! 329 00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:43,231 Well, they played rough. Wonder who's behind it all. 330 00:22:43,318 --> 00:22:44,972 I ain't got no idea. 331 00:22:45,059 --> 00:22:47,191 Well, the sign in front of the store says 332 00:22:47,278 --> 00:22:50,543 Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated, so their incorporation papers 333 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:52,283 ought to be on file down at city hall. 334 00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,591 Dang, why didn't I think of that? Let's get outta here. 335 00:23:04,687 --> 00:23:05,862 Yeah. 336 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,694 - Oh! Hmm! - I just.. 337 00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:13,174 What are you gals doin' here? 338 00:23:13,261 --> 00:23:15,045 I told you not to come to this office. 339 00:23:15,132 --> 00:23:17,744 Oh! What if somebody saw ya? Now, what is it? 340 00:23:17,831 --> 00:23:19,485 - No. 341 00:23:19,572 --> 00:23:21,878 The Dukes just ripped off our auto part store. 342 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,184 - Yeah. 343 00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,447 Is nothin' sacred? 344 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:28,494 A man can't make a dollar these days and expect to keep it. 345 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,279 - We chased them. They got away. 346 00:23:31,366 --> 00:23:34,064 Look, Hogg, things are startin' to get pretty rough. 347 00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:37,633 They sure are. You have no idea. 348 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,375 - Oh, I do. - Uncle Boss, I...uh-oh. 349 00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:42,986 I'm sorry, Uncle Boss, I didn't realize that you had visitors. 350 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,727 - No. 351 00:23:44,814 --> 00:23:47,861 Well, how dare you come barging in here? Like a bull in heat. 352 00:23:47,948 --> 00:23:49,732 Ladies, I'm gonna take care of everything. 353 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:52,692 Glad you told me about it. Why don't you just go now? 354 00:23:52,779 --> 00:23:55,042 Because everything will be taken care of later. 355 00:23:55,129 --> 00:23:57,218 And we'll get in touch. You hear me now? 356 00:23:57,305 --> 00:24:00,090 See you later. We got a lot to talk about.. 357 00:24:00,177 --> 00:24:01,657 ...partner. 358 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,533 Hughie, where you been? 359 00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:09,578 The Duke gang, they just ripped off 360 00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:11,885 these poor ladies' auto part store. 361 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:14,583 Mm-hmm. Didn't I hear one of them pretty little ladies 362 00:24:14,670 --> 00:24:16,716 call you partner, Uncle Boss? 363 00:24:16,803 --> 00:24:20,023 Partner? Oh, yeah, she's from Texas. 364 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:23,287 Down there, they call everybody partner. Don't they? 365 00:24:23,374 --> 00:24:26,508 Uh, you wouldn't be holdin' out on me now, Uncle Boss? 366 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,903 Hughie! 367 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:34,081 Would I dare to double-cross my own flesh and blood? 368 00:24:34,168 --> 00:24:36,257 - Well, I don't know. - Bite your tongue! 369 00:24:36,344 --> 00:24:38,128 Why, I can't. 370 00:24:38,215 --> 00:24:41,697 So you just get out there and nail them Duke boys. 371 00:24:41,784 --> 00:24:43,743 - Alright. 372 00:24:43,830 --> 00:24:47,224 Phew! I earn every dirty dollar I make. 373 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:19,692 'Temporary acting Hughie, I can't find the Dukes. 374 00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,824 'I just can't believe they'd do that.' 375 00:25:21,911 --> 00:25:25,828 I don't care, Enos. Check the Duke farm again. 376 00:25:25,915 --> 00:25:28,352 'Those boys must be hidin' someplace.' 377 00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:31,268 'Now, get out there and find them Duke boys' 378 00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:33,053 'and Daisy Duke, too.' 379 00:25:33,140 --> 00:25:35,795 Even if you'd rather find possum on a gum bush. 380 00:25:35,882 --> 00:25:37,274 'Yes, sir, sheriff, I'll do it.' 381 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:39,842 - Hey, Hughie! - Hi. 382 00:25:39,929 --> 00:25:42,715 - Bo Duke, you're under arrest. - Bye. 383 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:14,834 - Come on, Hughie. Whoo-hoo! - Stop, thief! 384 00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:21,841 I will tell my Uncle Boss about you. 385 00:26:21,928 --> 00:26:23,582 Come here, you criminal! 386 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:25,322 Here, it is. 387 00:26:27,063 --> 00:26:31,415 Dixie Auto Supply Incorporated was registered 388 00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:33,504 by the Blue Ridge Catfish Company. 389 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,768 That don't tell us much. 390 00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:41,948 Ah, now, that company belongs to National Pinballs Limited 391 00:26:42,035 --> 00:26:45,908 which is owned by... Instant Grits Incorporated 392 00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:49,172 which in turn is owned by...guess who? 393 00:26:50,173 --> 00:26:51,653 Boss Hogg? 394 00:26:51,740 --> 00:26:54,438 The J.D. Hogg Investment Corporation. 395 00:26:59,139 --> 00:27:00,706 Come on, Hughie! 396 00:27:00,793 --> 00:27:02,751 What's the matter, can't you run faster than that? 397 00:27:02,838 --> 00:27:05,145 - Come here. - I'm coming. Whoo-hoo! 398 00:27:05,232 --> 00:27:06,842 Excuse me. 399 00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:16,939 Come on, Hughie. 400 00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:20,551 Hughie? 401 00:27:23,424 --> 00:27:25,556 Hughie, you alright? I didn't mean-- 402 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:27,080 Yeah, I'm alright. I got you, don't I? 403 00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,604 I played possum, and now I got you. 404 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,832 Aah! Where am I? 405 00:27:46,752 --> 00:27:48,405 Wait! I order you to freeze! 406 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,760 It's a plot, isn't it? Conspiracy against me. 407 00:27:54,847 --> 00:27:58,111 You're-you're both in on it. I.. 408 00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:01,157 Uncle Boss is gonna kill me. Gotta get them Dukes. 409 00:28:01,244 --> 00:28:02,550 Them Dukes! 410 00:28:05,596 --> 00:28:08,077 Now, hang on, ain't nobody died. 411 00:28:08,164 --> 00:28:10,863 The Dukes have just solved part one of their mystery 412 00:28:10,950 --> 00:28:12,778 Who's doin' it to 'em? 413 00:28:12,865 --> 00:28:14,301 And the fun starts now 414 00:28:14,388 --> 00:28:17,086 'cause we got a little shuck and jive cookin' 415 00:28:17,173 --> 00:28:20,133 with Cooter and Daisy drivin' the bait 416 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:22,439 that undertaker's limousine. 417 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:04,090 Jesse, you know, uh, Uncle Boss and I are.. 418 00:29:04,177 --> 00:29:06,179 ...real, real close. 419 00:29:06,266 --> 00:29:08,355 You don't think he'd ever double-cross 420 00:29:08,442 --> 00:29:10,879 anybody that close, do you 421 00:29:12,925 --> 00:29:15,536 J.D. double 422 00:29:15,623 --> 00:29:20,062 Heh! Why, he's one of our most outstandin' citizens. 423 00:29:20,149 --> 00:29:22,848 He's a pillar of our community 424 00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:26,286 and he's your dear beloved uncle. 425 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:32,292 Why, you could trust J.D. just like you trust yourself. 426 00:29:33,641 --> 00:29:35,077 Right, right.. 427 00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:42,737 Okay, Jesse, well, just enjoy your meal. 428 00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,494 Bo, Luke, it looks like our little idea 429 00:30:00,581 --> 00:30:01,974 isn't gonna work out. 430 00:30:07,153 --> 00:30:08,894 Cousins, we got ourselves a problem. 431 00:30:08,981 --> 00:30:10,330 The radiator just upped and blew on us. 432 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,071 - Let me see that thing. - Yeah. 433 00:30:12,158 --> 00:30:14,943 We got a big problem, brothers. We've just been shot. 434 00:30:15,030 --> 00:30:16,815 Pull her over. 435 00:30:47,106 --> 00:30:51,284 Oh, I'm sorry about this, honey pie. 436 00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,025 It's okay, sugar. 437 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:55,897 Uh, you don't mind, cupcakes? 438 00:30:55,984 --> 00:30:57,899 I don't mind, cream pie. 439 00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,119 'I knew I should've thrown away that lemon.' 440 00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:04,340 - 'You're so wise..' - Look at that. 441 00:31:04,427 --> 00:31:07,691 Honey pie, you're just divine, melon, you. 442 00:31:34,283 --> 00:31:37,373 This is the first time I've ever seen a pair of female strippers 443 00:31:37,460 --> 00:31:38,984 take off a set of wheels. 444 00:31:48,341 --> 00:31:50,691 This here is Luke Duke callin' Hughie Hogg, come on in. 445 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,303 'Hughie, come back.' 446 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:56,871 'Callin' actin' sheriff, Hughie Hogg.' 447 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:59,569 You got your ears on? 448 00:31:59,656 --> 00:32:02,224 Dang it! 449 00:32:02,311 --> 00:32:05,053 Well, Hughie is turning out to be Hazzard County's 450 00:32:05,140 --> 00:32:07,490 type of sheriff, alright. 451 00:32:07,577 --> 00:32:09,101 Never there when you need him. 452 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,645 That's why we don't never find them things on the road 453 00:32:31,732 --> 00:32:32,994 'cause they don't use the road. 454 00:32:33,081 --> 00:32:35,083 I'll be a suck egg mule. 455 00:32:35,170 --> 00:32:38,130 Listen, y'all, we best go get 'em ourselves, come on. 456 00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:41,437 - I got shotgun. - You always get shotgun. 457 00:32:41,524 --> 00:32:45,050 Hold it. In my car, I drive. 458 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:48,792 Yes, ma'am. 459 00:32:48,879 --> 00:32:51,099 Get your boa out of the door. 460 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:57,627 'Whoo-hoo-hoo!' 461 00:33:17,778 --> 00:33:20,563 Daisy, look out for that cliff. Daisy! 462 00:33:24,219 --> 00:33:27,092 I don't know about y'all, but I just swallowed my gum. 463 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:39,278 - Next time, you got shotgun. - Thanks a lot, Cooter. 464 00:33:39,365 --> 00:33:42,107 This ain't exactly the time for humor. Daisy, take it easy. 465 00:33:42,194 --> 00:33:44,022 Yeah, yeah, real easy. 466 00:33:46,415 --> 00:33:48,113 They're gettin' away. 467 00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:54,380 - Hey, y'all, there they go. 468 00:33:54,467 --> 00:33:55,685 Yeah. 469 00:34:00,342 --> 00:34:01,343 Phew! 470 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,609 Got any more big ideas? 471 00:34:06,696 --> 00:34:09,395 Well, believe it or not, that four-wheel excitement 472 00:34:09,482 --> 00:34:11,223 back there set me thinkin'. 473 00:34:11,310 --> 00:34:12,659 Cooter, how's the General comin' along? 474 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:16,184 Oh, good as new. Good as new. 475 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:20,449 Now, this may sound crazier than usual, but picture if you will. 476 00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,756 The General as a four wheeler. 477 00:34:22,843 --> 00:34:24,845 That way we'll be able to go anywhere them jeeps can go. 478 00:34:24,932 --> 00:34:26,629 Exactly. 479 00:34:26,716 --> 00:34:29,980 I could put some expanders and air shocks in the back. 480 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:32,070 - Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 481 00:34:32,157 --> 00:34:34,028 We're gonna have to get it back to the garage. 482 00:34:34,115 --> 00:34:35,421 Well, alright, y'all, now listen. 483 00:34:35,508 --> 00:34:37,249 Y'all take the General Lee to the garage. 484 00:34:37,336 --> 00:34:39,729 I'll follow these tracks, see if I can find somethin' out. 485 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:42,776 Alright, take care of yourself, cousin. 486 00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:46,258 That blonde charm ain't worth a bucket of spit against a .38. 487 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:48,477 Well, I'll die with a smile on my face. 488 00:34:48,564 --> 00:34:49,870 - So long. - Take care. 489 00:34:49,957 --> 00:34:51,785 - You too. - You too, yeah. 490 00:34:51,872 --> 00:34:53,613 - He's a crazy one. - Yeah. 491 00:34:53,700 --> 00:34:56,311 Well, I hope nobody sees me uptown with this monkey suit on. 492 00:34:58,183 --> 00:35:00,837 So, while Luke, Daisy, and Cooter was working to turn 493 00:35:00,924 --> 00:35:03,884 the General into a high-steppin' mountain goat.. 494 00:35:03,971 --> 00:35:06,452 ...old Jesse was pacin' in his cell 495 00:35:06,539 --> 00:35:09,498 gettin' itchier than a hound dog in a flea circus. 496 00:35:09,585 --> 00:35:10,978 And Bo searched for the hideout 497 00:35:11,065 --> 00:35:13,546 of them unladylike females. 498 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:17,419 And he was one pooped Duke, and about to give up 499 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:18,942 when suddenly, he heard somethin' 500 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:21,467 that definitely wasn't a jaybird cacklin'. 501 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:25,123 Stop! Oh, I can't stay under this! 502 00:35:25,210 --> 00:35:28,517 Oh, God! Stop, stop, stop! I'm freezin'. 503 00:35:28,604 --> 00:35:31,825 'Sally, hand me a towel. I'm freezin'!' 504 00:35:31,912 --> 00:35:35,481 'Come on. Stop it. Oh, Lord!' 505 00:35:35,568 --> 00:35:39,049 What's a, uh, nice girl like you doin' in a place like this? 506 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,877 Move it. 507 00:35:40,964 --> 00:35:43,315 - Move! 508 00:35:43,402 --> 00:35:44,968 Yes, ma'am. 509 00:35:46,622 --> 00:35:49,669 - Oh, look at you. 510 00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,410 Hey, Carla. 511 00:35:51,497 --> 00:35:53,499 Look here, we got ourselves a peeper. 512 00:35:53,586 --> 00:35:55,109 Well, hey. 513 00:35:55,196 --> 00:36:00,114 Bo Duke. Well, I'll be darned! 514 00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:02,986 I think one of your eyes is bluer than the other. 515 00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:06,425 Oh, yeah? It gets that way when it sees something it wants. 516 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:10,298 Tie him up, girls, on my jeep. 517 00:36:10,385 --> 00:36:13,083 How come your jeep? 518 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,868 It's always your jeep. 519 00:36:14,955 --> 00:36:17,827 Don't argue about me, we'll do it in alphabetical order. 520 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:20,221 - We'll start with A-- - 'Shut up, blondie.' 521 00:36:20,308 --> 00:36:22,267 Just do what I said. 522 00:36:22,354 --> 00:36:25,618 Sally and me's got a little visit to make. 523 00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:28,055 Looks like ol' Bo's fatal charm is fading 524 00:36:28,142 --> 00:36:29,752 faster than a dime lightnin' bug. 525 00:36:29,839 --> 00:36:32,973 Hughie, I don't wanna hear no more of your puny excuses. 526 00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:34,540 But Uncle Boss-- 527 00:36:34,627 --> 00:36:36,933 I want 'em car-stripping Dukes behind bars, you hear? 528 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,587 - But I'm trying-- - Oh, but, but, but! 529 00:36:38,674 --> 00:36:41,721 If you don't catch them, you're gonna be out on your butt. 530 00:36:41,808 --> 00:36:44,158 - Don't move. 531 00:36:44,245 --> 00:36:45,594 Sheriff, give me that gun. 532 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:47,466 What do you mean coming here like this? 533 00:36:47,553 --> 00:36:49,468 Partner, the partnership is over. 534 00:36:49,555 --> 00:36:51,774 We're tired of gettin' the short end of the stick. 535 00:36:51,861 --> 00:36:54,734 Tubby, we want all the car-strippin' money. 536 00:36:54,821 --> 00:36:57,693 - Right now. - 'Shame on you, Uncle Boss.' 537 00:36:57,780 --> 00:37:01,131 Well, I should have known with those sweaty palms of yours. 538 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,830 Hughie, will you shut up? I got enough troubles. 539 00:37:03,917 --> 00:37:05,701 They're double-crossin' me. 540 00:37:05,788 --> 00:37:08,400 Alright, Hogg, open up the safe. 541 00:37:08,487 --> 00:37:09,923 - Move. - Yeah, yeah. 542 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:12,534 Alright, alright, alright, alright. 543 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,971 You ain't gonna get away with this though, you know. 544 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:17,583 I'll track you down, wherever you go. 545 00:37:17,670 --> 00:37:19,193 Out of the way. 546 00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,500 And that ain't no car-strippin' money in there. 547 00:37:21,587 --> 00:37:23,545 Some of it belongs to the orphanage fund. 548 00:37:23,632 --> 00:37:25,895 'And the rest is from the old age home.' 549 00:37:25,982 --> 00:37:28,507 Some of it's supposed to go to various local charities 550 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:30,813 that I'd been saving for for a long time. 551 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:33,033 - Cleaned out. - Good. 552 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:37,255 And nobody get any bright ideas with that phone, you hear? 553 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:43,304 Hughie, Hughie, come on. Take your gun, go after 'em. 554 00:37:43,391 --> 00:37:45,219 Hmm. No, not interested, Uncle Boss. 555 00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,788 Oh! Hughie, come on, take the gun and go catch 'em. 556 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:52,226 - They took all my money. 557 00:37:52,313 --> 00:37:55,055 Alright, alright, I'll give you a full cut. 558 00:37:55,142 --> 00:37:56,883 Seventy-thirty. 559 00:37:56,970 --> 00:37:58,667 I don't think I'm interested, it's a little low. 560 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:01,496 - Sixty-forty. - Mm-mm, no. 561 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:03,411 Fifty-fifty! 562 00:38:03,498 --> 00:38:05,805 Sold to the man in the white suit and the sweaty palms. 563 00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:08,503 - Yeah, alright, come on. - Let's go. 564 00:38:08,590 --> 00:38:11,289 - I just love upholding the law. - Yeah, let's go. 565 00:38:19,558 --> 00:38:21,429 Relax, marines have landed. 566 00:38:21,516 --> 00:38:23,605 Whoo! The General Lee sure is ridin' high. 567 00:38:23,692 --> 00:38:25,215 Come on, hop in here, honey. 568 00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:29,002 - Come on. Hit it! - Alright. Alright, alright. 569 00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:30,220 - Dah! - Uh-oh. 570 00:38:30,308 --> 00:38:31,961 Stripped! 571 00:38:32,048 --> 00:38:33,746 Stripped cleaner than a possum's belly, Uncle Boss. 572 00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,009 Come on, we'll use my car. 573 00:38:36,096 --> 00:38:37,532 Dah! 574 00:38:37,619 --> 00:38:40,100 - Whoa! - My car's stripped too. 575 00:38:40,187 --> 00:38:44,931 Hughie, Hughie, is there no decency left in this world? 576 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:46,672 No justice? 577 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:49,065 A man, namely, me 578 00:38:49,152 --> 00:38:52,417 claws, bites, and corkscrews his way to the top 579 00:38:52,504 --> 00:38:54,984 and when he gets there, what happens? 580 00:38:55,071 --> 00:38:56,682 Everybody's onto him? 581 00:39:01,643 --> 00:39:02,862 Looks like you got car trouble. 582 00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,429 Oh, no kiddin'. 583 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,605 Them car-stripping thieves stole Uncle Boss's money. 584 00:39:06,692 --> 00:39:08,563 And took off for the hills. 585 00:39:08,650 --> 00:39:11,610 Sounds to me like you need some sort of off-road vehicle. 586 00:39:11,697 --> 00:39:13,263 Oh, we sure do. 587 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:17,050 Uh, say, would you mind using this car to help us 588 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:19,661 catch them thieves? 589 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,664 - I'd say that all depends. 590 00:39:22,751 --> 00:39:25,667 You release Uncle Jesse and drop all the charges against him. 591 00:39:25,754 --> 00:39:27,147 - And us. - What she said. 592 00:39:27,234 --> 00:39:29,628 - You got it. - You hush. 593 00:39:29,715 --> 00:39:32,152 I'll say who drops what against whom and when. 594 00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:33,936 You got it. 595 00:39:34,023 --> 00:39:36,635 Plus, you reimburse everybody involved with this thing 596 00:39:36,722 --> 00:39:38,941 besides payin' the garage charges we owe Cooter. 597 00:39:39,028 --> 00:39:40,943 Are you outta your everlovin' mind? 598 00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:44,730 And you pay us a $500 reward for nabbin' 'em girls. 599 00:39:47,733 --> 00:39:49,082 Go on. 600 00:39:50,213 --> 00:39:51,650 Boss, every second you waste 601 00:39:51,737 --> 00:39:54,261 your money's flyin' further away. 602 00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:59,309 You're killin' me, but you got it! 603 00:40:06,055 --> 00:40:09,537 Oh, Enos, Enos, let's go catch them car-strippin' thieves. 604 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:10,799 Come on. 605 00:40:10,886 --> 00:40:12,801 Get that wreck out of the way. 606 00:40:20,766 --> 00:40:23,464 I'll hop in the back, Cooter. 607 00:40:28,164 --> 00:40:29,514 Come on back! 608 00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:32,168 What about Mr. Wonderful here? 609 00:40:32,255 --> 00:40:33,953 He's comin' with us. 610 00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,739 Maybe we'll find out if blondes really are more fun. 611 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:40,916 They are, sweetheart, they are. 612 00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:42,614 And if you'd just untie me, I'd show you. 613 00:40:42,701 --> 00:40:44,790 Come on, let's roll. 614 00:40:49,011 --> 00:40:51,666 - We'll talk later, sugar. 615 00:40:54,495 --> 00:40:56,062 Come on, y'all, follow me. Hurry up. 616 00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:58,194 Keep it movin'. 617 00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:50,856 Alright now, keep your eyes open for some trail of dust kicked up 618 00:41:50,943 --> 00:41:53,859 by one of them four-wheelers. 619 00:41:53,946 --> 00:41:56,035 I'm so worried about Bo. 620 00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:58,472 Ah, he's a Duke, he's got at least twelve lives. 621 00:41:58,559 --> 00:42:00,605 Watch for dust. 622 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:03,042 Look! Over there. 623 00:42:03,129 --> 00:42:05,784 This here's the Hunters talkin' to the Chief Forked Tongue. 624 00:42:05,871 --> 00:42:07,481 We got them bandits in sight. 625 00:42:07,568 --> 00:42:10,963 'It looks like they're circling South on Highway 40.' 626 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,799 They got Bo. 627 00:42:20,886 --> 00:42:23,453 He's all tied up like a roped steer goin' to market. 628 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:28,850 Yee-haw! Here comes Luke in the General. 629 00:42:28,937 --> 00:42:31,113 - We'll lose 'em. 630 00:42:42,385 --> 00:42:44,170 This here's the Hunters comin' at ya. 631 00:42:44,257 --> 00:42:47,782 They're changin' direction and headin' towards Route 22. 632 00:42:47,869 --> 00:42:50,176 Stop! Stop! Turn around, dipstick. 633 00:42:50,263 --> 00:42:52,047 You're letting them get away! 634 00:42:58,271 --> 00:43:01,927 Hurry up. Hurry up. My money, my money! 635 00:43:49,757 --> 00:43:53,108 Yeah! That's one, two to go. 636 00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:15,000 Alright, here's another direction correction. 637 00:44:15,087 --> 00:44:17,611 They're headin' southeast towards Highway 40. 638 00:44:58,043 --> 00:44:59,653 We got 'em. 639 00:45:03,788 --> 00:45:04,919 Yee-haw! 640 00:45:05,006 --> 00:45:07,661 Strike two! One more, Luke. 641 00:45:17,497 --> 00:45:19,978 Dang! There goes plan A. 642 00:45:50,225 --> 00:45:51,357 Give me the key. 643 00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:57,450 Come on, I'm just tryin' to.. 644 00:45:57,537 --> 00:45:58,712 Would you give me that? 645 00:45:58,799 --> 00:46:01,584 No! Look! 646 00:46:01,671 --> 00:46:03,717 - Would you just.. - 'Bo, there's a cliff ahead.' 647 00:46:03,804 --> 00:46:05,501 'Bail out!' 648 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:11,638 Oh, gosh! Sorry, darlin'. 649 00:46:24,738 --> 00:46:28,263 Well, Jesse, I guess this is your lucky day. 650 00:46:28,350 --> 00:46:30,613 Hughie, you're a man of great precept. 651 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,877 Uncle Jesse was sprung from jail.. 652 00:46:32,964 --> 00:46:35,575 ...the law abidin' way. 653 00:46:43,235 --> 00:46:44,366 Whoo! 654 00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:45,803 Alright. 655 00:46:49,197 --> 00:46:51,591 Well, you've come home. 656 00:46:51,678 --> 00:46:53,462 - Uncle Jesse. - There's my girl. 657 00:46:53,549 --> 00:46:55,769 - I'm fine, just fine. 658 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:59,164 Come along, little doggies. 659 00:47:01,122 --> 00:47:04,560 My money. 660 00:47:04,647 --> 00:47:07,172 Uh, excuse me, Boss, I think you owe some of that to Daisy. 661 00:47:07,259 --> 00:47:09,696 Wha.. - Damages on the car. 662 00:47:09,783 --> 00:47:11,263 Daisy collected for the repairs on her jeep. 663 00:47:11,350 --> 00:47:12,786 Well, thank you, Boss. 664 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:15,310 Cooter got his money for fixin' General Lee. 665 00:47:15,397 --> 00:47:17,791 Read 'em and weep, Boss. Read 'em and weep. 666 00:47:17,878 --> 00:47:20,402 And even Mr. Benswanger, he had got what he had lost. 667 00:47:20,489 --> 00:47:21,926 'Mr. Benswanger.' 668 00:47:22,013 --> 00:47:24,450 And the boys got their $500 reward. 669 00:47:24,537 --> 00:47:26,887 Now, that really hit Boss where he lives. 670 00:47:26,974 --> 00:47:28,454 Here you go. Take it. 671 00:47:29,368 --> 00:47:31,196 Thank you. Ha ha! 672 00:47:31,283 --> 00:47:34,286 - Let's get outta here. - Alright, let's go. 673 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,465 Hee-ya-hoo! 674 00:47:45,427 --> 00:47:47,168 Woo-hoo! 675 00:47:47,255 --> 00:47:49,562 So if you're ever passin' through Hazzard County 676 00:47:49,649 --> 00:47:52,173 y'all just remember that old country sayin' 677 00:47:52,260 --> 00:47:55,437 and expect the unexpected. 678 00:48:42,136 --> 00:48:43,833 'Them Dukes, them Dukes!' 50997

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