All language subtitles for The Dukes of Hazzard S02E09 Witness for the Persecution_track3_[eng]

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Never meanin' no harm ♪

♪ Beats all you never saw ♪

♪ Been in trouble with the law
since the day they was born ♪

♪ Staightnin' the curves ♪

♪ Flattenin' the hills ♪

♪ Someday the mountain
might get 'em ♪

♪ But the law never will ♪

♪ Makin' their way,
the only way they know how ♪

♪ That's just a little bit
more than the law will allow ♪

♪ Just the Good Ol' Boys ♪

♪ Wouldn't change
if they could ♪

♪ Fightin' the system like
a true modern day Robin Hood ♪♪

- 'Yee-haw.'
- 'Yee-haw.'

For the folks in Hazzard County

the sound of a fine-tuned
engine is downright musical.

Smooth as silk.

All four barrels,
all eight pistons.

I think we got it
tuned just right.

Well, you know,
I'd really believe that

when I see how it takes
this hill up yonder. Hang on.

Alright,
you gun it.

The damn thing
cut out again.

'Course every once in a while

even the hottest country band
hits a few clinkers.

Well, back to the
drawin' board.

Yeah.

Meanwhile, back at the farm

ol' Jesse was
entertainin' something

that was as rare
as a mule with feathers.

An honest lawman.

Him and Tom Pryor
went back a long way.

Ah, the whiskey's left
Hazzard County since them days.

But I'll tell you
one thing, Tom..

...us Dukes,
we ain't run one drop..

...or made one run
out of the county..

...since we made
that promise.

Yeah, and I've switched over
to the federals.

You know,
I've got a feelin', Tom

that I'm about to find out why
I'm honored by your presence.

One of the biggest racketeers
in the south

is going on trial tomorrow,
down in Savannah..

...and we've got
the key government witness

who's gonna
testify against him.

But...till then..

...we need a safe house
to hide him in.

So he'll be alive when it does
come time to testify, huh?

I can't lie to you, Jesse.

Anybody hidin' him
is gonna be in danger, too.

So nobody'll
hold it against you..

...if you turn us down.

Except maybe myself.

It won't be easy,
Jesse.

They've got
hitmen everywhere.

This is perfect
for the job.

I could nail that government
witness at 1000 yards.

Specially if he's as fat
as the one we're after.

Who the heck
could be shootin' at us?

Any one of the number

of them fathers
of girls you've been datin'.

Thing is now
to find out which one.

Come on. Stay low,
I don't wanna lose you.

I don't wanna
lose me, either.

We better speak our piece
before them fellas reload.

Hey, fellas.
Hey, y'all cut it out, alright?

Y-Yeah, whatever
you're huntin', it ain't us.

'Right.'

- Come on.
- Yeah.

Come on!

I figure,
our only way out is..

...to head back
to The General.

Let's just hope
he starts when we get back.

You got that right.

Come on.

Let's just pray that
General Lee starts this time.

I got a feeling this is gonna
be the last shot we got.

Come on, baby.

General!

Those two are bound to recognize
us if they spot us again.

Not half as fast as we'll
spot them in that orange car.

One more thing..

...keep the witness
as co-operative

and as comfortable
as possible.

So do your best to..

Well, do
everything he says.

Mm-hmm, sure.

I'll be glad to.

And you know that ain't
gonna be too hard.

Seein' as how we ain't got too
much to give anybody anyway.

Jesse, I knew
we could count on you.

Okay.
Bring him in.

Don't that pluck
your pant feathers.

Friends, I think the fat is fixin' to fall in the fire.

- Mornin', Jesse.

Alright, boys..

...bring that chair
right in here.

I think the living room
would be the place for it.

Easy does it.
That's it.

Now, careful,
don't let that chair knock.

J.D..

...you're the witness?

Yeah, why not?

I've got
the memory of an elephant

and I can sing
like a bird.

But-but...I-I thought
you was in Biloxi

foreclosin' on some poor
old widow lady's soybean farm--

That's a story J.D. cooked up
to keep the hitmen off.

Not that they'd expect to find
him in the home of his oldest..

How about oldest member
of the loyal opposition?

- Yeah.

'Course, Jesse..

...you're gonna have to make
a few improvements here.

For a person of my position's
gonna live in this place.

'Uh, even for 24 hours.'

Yeah, I might bring
in some of my pigs

'so you'd feel right at home.'

Why don't we just leave you two
alone to work out the details?

Thanks again,
Jesse.

We'll call before we pick him up
for the trial tomorrow.

Sooner the better.

Pigs?
Sooner the better?

Jesse, I wish you'd
watch your language.

I'm a guest
in your home.

That's no way
to treat your guest.

Now, speakin'
of treating your guest..

...I'll take
my breakfast at 8:00.

Nothin' fancy now.

Just two pounds of raw liver

'and black coffee
heavy on the chicory.'

You're sure that's enough?

For my first meal, yeah.

And here are the menus for my
lunch and my dinner and supper..

..and tomorrow.

But you can just surprise me
on my morning snack.

Snack?

Why don't you
just go on a fast

and put the world's
food supply back into balance?

Jesse Duke,
I'm a government witness..

...and it's your job
to keep me happy.

And you'll do that by
hidin' me safe, keepin' me fed

and stayin' off the phone.

- Yeah.

I got to check in regular
with Sheriff Rosco

to see how he's holding
the fort here in Hazzard..

...while I'm down in Biloxi

foreclosin' on the poor
old widow's soybean farm.

And bring my bag
in here, will you?

With the General Lee's
carburetor

coughing like a calf.

it weren't no surprise
that the hitmen

beat the Duke boys
back to town.

That's Boss Hogg's car.

Only one like it
in the county.

Headin' straight for City Hall.
Too bad he ain't gonna make it.

That's not J.D., just a local.
Let's go before we're spotted.

Rosco..

...this here is the bill
for Boss' car.

And there is
the door, so use it.

Rosco, we gotta
report a shootin'.

A
Who Who got shot?

Us.
'Cept they missed.

It happened half hour
ago at Bensons Woods.

Oh, that figures,
that was Ned Benson, I guess.

I told him you were
there poachin' on his land.

Rosco, you're wrong
on both counts.

We wasn't poachin'
and it wasn't Ned Benson.

Not unless
he took up wearing suits.

It was a couple of city dudes
we've never seen before.

If y'all want me to I'll type an
official report of the incident.

- Thank you, Enos.
- No, you ain't, Enos.

You're not gonna waste your
time on such picayune things

as somebody shootin'
at the Duke boys here.

'Beside you gotta
take over my duties'

when I take over the charge
and affairs of the Boss Hogg

while he is foreclosin'
on that orphanage in Memphis.

Well, good. If Boss ain't
in Memphis he is in Nashville.

Sellin' his interest in
Loretta Lynn's recording studio.

Oh, Cooter,
I thing he's over in--

Will you all hush?

I don't care if he's on
the moon sellin' green cheese.

I'm in charge now.

And I don't buy
you two's story anymore

than I'm gonna pay
your bill, Cooter.

Don't pay the bill,
you don't get the car.

Don't you threaten me,
you shady mechanic.

That vehicle happens to belong
to the County Commissioner

J.D. Hogg

and if you don't
hand it over, Cooter

then he's gonna
fine you double that bill

for obstructin'
official county business.

Now, get.

Rosco,
do me a favor.

Don't send me no more business,
I can't afford it.

What are you
complainin' about?

You got the monopoly
in Hazzard. Now, get.

Enos, did you
here me say get?

Me too, sheriff?

When I say get,
I mean dipsticks too.

Now, get!

One day off and ol' Boss

had a chance to keep
ol' Jesse hoppin'.

And he was
really in Hogg heaven.

Hello, J.D.

Uh, hold on,
Jesse.

First, you better move this
chair further from the window.

We all
gotta be careful.

With me to do
the testifying in court

you wouldn't want me to catch
laryngitis, would ya?

Well, it don't make me
no nevermind what I want, J.D.

I promised the feds
I'd take care of you.

And that's what
I'm gonna do.

Now, just try that.

Yeah, that's better.

Here you go, J.D.

If you hand me the lemonade?

Here you are.

Yes, sir.

Me acting
as government witness

will sure send that racketeer
to the penitentiary for life.

That so?

And..

...it might even send me

to the governor's mansion
for a term or two.

There goes the state.

Yes, siree bob.

If I could do
what I've done..

...while commissioned..

...with a little itty-bitty
county like Hazzard.

Just think
what I could do..

...while governor
with a whole big state.

Cheat,
hornswoggle and rip off.

Jesse, I'm gonna have
to ask you again

to watch your language
to a guest in your own home.

Those are hard words
for you to say

about our great American
tradition of winner take all.

'All I meant was that
after I get elected governor'

'I'm gonna run this
state like a winner.'

Now, this here's
a little too sweet.

Not enough lemon.

But I'll take
another refill anyhow

because I'm gettin' so dry.

Dry.

Jesse!

Oh, oh.

Here you go.

I don't care
what you say, Enos.

Rosco spends all his
time doing Boss's business

and you end up doin'
all sheriffin' around here.

Well, I don't mind, Daisy.

Working three shifts gives me
many chances to drop in

get a buttermilk,
and say "hey" to you.

Oh, Enos, sometimes
you are so cute.

Good morning, Miss.
Officer.

We represent
The Bible Encyclopedia.

We received an enquiry
from a prospective customer..

...a Mr. Hogg.
A Jefferson Davis Hogg.

Wonder if you'd
tell us where he is?

Sure, he's in Charlottesville
doing some legal business.

'Uh, No, Daisy.'

Judge Druten just told me
he was in New Orleans

buyin' a mardi gras franchise
for Hazzard County.

He cant do that
till he stops by Enterprise

and puts a bid on that statue
of the boll weevil

for a tourist attraction.

Only first, he's got
to buy that amusement park

'in Montgomery
to put it in.'

Well, thank you we can see that
Brother Hogg is a busy man.

We hope to catch him
on our next pass through here.

Thanks anyway,
and bless you.

'Sure. You're welcome.'

We're glad
to be of help y'all.

I think we oughta stop by the
Boar's Nest for some free beers.

Dealing with Rosco just
leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

When a man's supposed
to be in 15 different cities

at the same time
it can only mean one thing.

Yeah, he's hidin' somewhere
right here in Hazard county.

But we only got 36 hours
to find him.

Or less if they spot us.

Keep rolling.

Worse now, we'll be busy
dodging the local law

to make the hit
on Boss Hogg.

A fine time for the General to
have another attack of vapors.

See if you can get
some more out of this thing.

Pull up alongside them.

If the General don't hurry up
and do something

it's gonna be Appomattox
all over again.

Um...there they got
a chance to surrender.

Hmm, talkin' about sittin'
Dukes, uh, ducks.

You alright?

I hit my head
on the dang steering wheel.

Otherwise.

Good ol' General Lee.

He's well named.

Just when you think he's
whooped, he comes right back.

Who are those guys anyways?
What do they want?

I ain't sure, but..

...let's take the back way home,
so they don't get another shot.

- I'm worried.

You can imagine how I feel with
a yo-yo like you for a deputy.

I mean about Mr. Hogg.

I must've asked a dozen
people including his wife Lulu

and everyone of 'em thinks
he's in a different place.

Well, there ain't
no law against that.

Sheriff,
it don't feel right, ev..

Enos, all you're doing
is openin' a can of worms.

Now, I happen to know
where the worm..

...where Boss is.

- Yup.

Well, possum on a gum bush.
You sure could've fooled me.

Enos, anybody could fool you.

Look, it is now
time for my patrol.

So what I want you to do
is pretend that you are me

and go out on patrol.

'Now, can you do that?'

Yes, sir,
pretend I'm you.

Yeah. Yeah, you got it.

I got important things
to do for the Boss.

- Pretend I'm you.
- Do Boss things.

Ah, forget it,
Bo.

Them city dudes couldn't have
been tryin' to rip us off.

Heck, we ain't got
nothin' worth stealing.

Hey, Uncle Jesse,
we're home.

Even though we got shot at
by some city dudes.

'City dudes?'

Jesse...I need
a sharp razor because..

Oh, afternoon, Bo.
Afternoon, Luke.

He's foreclosed
on our mortgage and moved in.

Lock, stock and freezer.

Now, just hold it boys.

'J.D.'s here because
I invited him here'

and while he is here

you two are gonna show him good
Duke hospitality, understand?

Uncle Jesse, a chicken don't
open a barn door for a coyote.

The Dukes and the Hoggs have
been opposite sides for years.

We always have been
and we always will be.

The day we step over that fence
is gonna be a cold day--

Now, you watch
your language.

'And listen to me.'

'You boys are
reacting to prejudice.'

The good Lord put
us here on this Earth

to overcome things like

hating people for something
they did to us in the past.

Doesn't that make sense?
Don't you understand that?

Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir.
- Well, good.

Now, why is he really here?

Well, he is here
because, uh..

...the feds asked us
to look out for him.

That's right. I'm an
important government witness.

Just may be them city dudes
that was taking shots

at you two fellas are the one's
we're protectin' him from.

City dudes?

Bar the door, close the
shutters, give me a shooting--

J.D., J.D.,
just sit down.

There ain't no way you're gonna
get hurt on my farm.

With Boss too scared to eat

he only polished off one ortwo jars of pigs' feet for supper.

And while he was sleepin'
off his indigestion..

Goodnight, world.

Hey, don't shoot!
You got the wrong man.

Besides my
lips is sealed.

Boss!
You dirty old man.

Now, now,
Daisy, let me explain.

You just explain
it to Lulu.

Lulu? If that blabbermouth hears
I'm in town, I'm a goner.

Well, that ain't gonna be
nothing to what Uncle Jesse

does to you when he catches
you here, now git.

Huh, I said git, Boss.
Get out of my bed.

Out. Out!
Get out!

I mean go!
Go!

- J.D.
- Uncle Jesse.

Jesse, that girl's
done lost her mind.

Listen, Boss..

...when that whistle blows
at the Boar's Nest, that's it.

There is no
overtime here.

- You heard me.

Uh, now, now, now, now,
Daisy, just settle down.

I told J.D. that he could
sleep in here till you got home.

Sleep in here?
You said?

Alright, explain it to her from
the beginning, will you, Jesse?

I got to get
some sleep.

Not in my bed,
you don't.

The feds say different.

Now, don't you worry,
sugarplum.

My barber chair's
just over there.

And in it you'll be right
comfortable till mornin'.

Goodnight.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the bedbugs bite.

What's going on?

Now, Daisy baby,
it's like this..

What do you say, Enos?

'Howdy, Cooter.'

How you doing?

Come on in for breakfast,
I got it planned.

No, I appreciate it,
Cooter.

I'm a grits and eggs man,
myself.

To each his druthers.

Anything I can do you for?

It's just, well,
I'm worried about Mr. Hogg.

Last I heard he went down
to Okefenokee

to buy some him some gators
for his handbag factory.

That's what I told them
two real estate brokers

by here last night
looking for him.

- Real estate brokers.
- Oh, yeah.

Couple of real sports you know,
strapped ties, shiny shoes.

- Mm-hmm.

That's the exact description of
them two encyclopedia salesmen

that was askin' for him
in the Boar's Nest yesterday.

Enos,
it's a funny thing.

A man that's disliked
as much as J.D. Hogg

he sure is getting
popular here lately.

That's exactly
what I told the sheriff.

He wouldn't listen.

If I don't find somebody
to hear me out soon, Cooter

I'm gonna flat burst.

Do me a favor, Enos.

Don't do it around here
or it'll get all over my tools.

Go out in the country, like out
at the Duke farm and burst.

- Bo and Luke.
- Yeah.

They's about the only ones
who always listen to me.

- Thank you.
- Any old time.

I believe I'll have a doughnut.
Thank you, Cooter.

You're welcome..

Take it easy.

- Here.
- That's it, it's alright.

Move another inch then, Jesse.

And another inch

and then another inch there.
I think that'll do.

Cut it.

You know what?
You need more trees.

Then I wouldn't have
to keep asking you

to move my chair
so I can sit in the shade.

What I need is a set of earmuffs
so I wouldn't have to listen

to your constant jabber.

Well, it's either talk
or stop biting my finger nails.

And it don't make sense
to ruin a two dollar manicure.

'Well, it's just
two dollars worth?'

Jesse, you and me,
we go back many years.

Too many, to lose you now.

Well, that's uncomfortable.

Now, there's
a real comfort to me.

Well, you see, J.D.,
the way it is

if anything goes wrong
or is bad in this county

I know exactly where to look.

'If I lose you'

I wouldn't have
anybody left to fight with.

Oh, I know you wouldn't.

Can you believe uncle Jesse
and Boss talking like that?

And I figured uncle Jesse
would've blown a gasket by now.

You know, speaking of gaskets,
I bet--

Ain't no gasket.
But I got it pinned down.

'Remember when adjusted the jets
we had to force that one a bit?'

Yeah.

Well, must've
stripped the threads.

- I certainly hope not.

They found me.
I'm dead.

'Boss, you just relax
it's only Enos.'

Only Enos?

Why, he's a blabber mouth
than my wife Lulu.

If he spots me,
I'm double dead.

Get the squirt,
get in the car.

Oh, yeah car. Where?

Ah-h-h.

Argh, I'm stuck.

- I'll pull him in.
- Argh!

Alright,
in the back now.

'Where you Dukes goin'?

Hey, Enos.

Is there anything
I can do for you?

If you only knew.

I mean, but not while
I'm on duty.

I mean, hey, Daisy.

- Bye, Daisy.
- Bye, Enos.

Oh-h-h.

Uh-Boss, we can only fit two in
the front. Get back.

Hey, you'll pull over
so that we can talk.

Got no time for chat, Enos.

We're running an important
errand for Jesse.

But it's about Mr. Hogg,
I need to talk to you.

Boss ain't a fitting topic
for a conversation

on an empty stomach.

Now this..

He'll see ya.

Look, we're searching one end
of the county to the other.

If Hogg's anywhere in Hazzard,
we'll find him for the trial.

Sorry, fellows,
but I'm desperate now.

'You'll are moving too slow
for speeding.'

'So, I may've to pull you over
for impeding traffic.'

Like heck you will.

Enos, this is your commanding
officer commanding.

There's a herd of cows
on the rail road tracks

over at Wilton Creek.

I want you to stop everything
and shoo 'em off.

'Before we're up to our
ears in hamburgers.'

Yes, sir, commanding officer.

I'm stopping perusing
and starting shooing.

Kinda rhymed,
didn't it sheriff?

It's those hayseeds again.

We've got to cover our tracks,
come on, let's go.

Hey, looks like we lost them.
Thanks to old Roscoe.

That's the first sensible order
Roscoe has given all year.

Heh heh heh.

I reckon we're safe enough now.

- It's them again.

Looks we didn't shake
'em after all.

'Hey, maybe we can.'

'We gotta beat them to the other
side of the rail road tunnel.'

'Thought this
was two-lane tunnel.'

'That's a four-lane truck.'

It's wolves behind 'em

a road hog in front
and the Dukes in the middle.

So, y'all hang on.

Are you still with us?

- Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, my gosh.

I'm sure glad that ain't
my transmission.

She's not getting
any traction.

We have to find some rocks to
shove under these rear wheels.

You think they cramped up?

No, we'd have the crash,
if they did.

They are probably arguing
about who had the right way

the truck or them.

'This is Shepherd
to Lost Sheep.'

'Do you hear?
Ah, read me?'

Got you loud on clear,
Shepherd. What's up?

That tub of lard
you're carrying around

I've just had a call from,
you know what

saying they'd be ready
to pick up, you know who

in about an hour.

Now, can you have, you know who,
here in that time?

Well, we should give it
a try there, Shepherd.

Uh, we're gonna need
another lard carrier though

this one might not even
make it into town

and that's only a few miles.
You got that?

Uh, loud and clear.

Tub of lard?

Now, that's no way to refer

to an important
government witness.

If we'd called you
by your name

you'll wind up being
a dead government witness.

Which you're gonna be for sure

if you don't duck,
and stay ducked

till I tell you
to unduck.

Yeah, that's should do it.
Come on, let's give it a try.

'Roscoe, you gotta be
out your mind.'

You got the gall to offer me
$25 for fixing Boss' car.

Just who do you think
you are anyhow?

I don't have to think
of who I am. I know who I am.

I am a temporary Boss.

Well, you may be
temporary Boss.

But if you think I'm gonna
settle for 25 cents on a dollar

you was just temporarily
behind the door

when the brains
was passed out.

Cooter, I don't think you have
much choice in the matter.

I ain't gonna fix that busted
start over patrol car, neither.

Cooter, you stop bugging me
about such trivial things

as the sheriff's department.

I'm in the big Boss
business now.

Of course it may
only be temporary.

But you can bet
if old J.D. Hogg

is certainly taken
to that happy convertible

up in the sky..

I'm going to be
standing right here

to jump into his white boots
and white hat

on permanent basis.

I love it.
I love it.

And then...you'll be happy

to settle for a dime
on the dollar.

- Roscoe--
- Get your hand of my car.

'Get the door shut.'

Now, last time I've seen anybody
driving like that

they was running from revenuers.

Is y'all running
shine again?

Not the Dukes.

Unless there is jug
of it hidden in back pocket

of what we are running.

Come on.

- Feast your eyes.

Boss Hogg!

Boss.

Boss, it was rumored
to be in every state Dixie.

What you doin' here
in Hazzard?

Praying I'll live long enough
to get out of this junk heap.

- High time he prayed
- "Junk heap".

What kinda talk is that?

Now, what are we gonna do?

No telling
where those killers are.

Killers?

Yeah, these professional hitmen

hired to stop Boss
from testifying

against their boss.

Yeah, they also hired to
stop us testifying against them.

When they do..

"When"? At least
I was safe is an "if".

We had been hiding him out
at the farm.

We gotta get him back there

so feds can take him
to the trial.

That's if we get him
out of the General Lee.

This is harder
than getting Dick Campbell

through an eye of a needle.

Why don't y'all
just leave him here.

Let the feds pick him up here?

We can't do that.

See they are hired to stop him
testifying at any price.

Yeah, they spot him here
in town. People might get hurt.

- Ooh, that's much..
- You gotta point there.

You must have
scraped half my hide off.

Boss, we're trying to save
the other half for you.

We'd better fix
that carburetor and fast.

Hey, Cooter,
how's the old pickup running?

Oh, like a dream.

Pickup?

Ooh!

You will let us borrow
that pickup now, won't you?

- No.

But I'll let you rent it.

Say, for the difference
between what Roscoe paid me

'for fixing your car
what you actually owe me.'

That's highway robbery!

Oh, yeah.
Well, you ought to know

'cause you invented it
and I want cash.

I want cash. No promises.
No checks. No money orders.

Just COB.

- Cash on the barrel hand.

You notice anything strange
or unusual out there?

'Yeah, strange, unusual, yeah.'

'Roscoe being temporary Boss
over there.'

Ooh! Roscoe, temporary Boss?

He's using my car, my cigars
and wearing clothes like mine.

You know, Boss,
all dressing up like that

Roscoe even kind of looks
like you from here.

With that orange car
which was back firing

those routes couldn't have
gotten much farther.

Why settle for a couple
of minnows

when we get the whale,
that we came for.

Pull over so I can
get a clean shot at him.

Hey, psst.

We ain't the only ones
who think so.

'Over there in that maroon car.
It's our two friends.'

'And it ain't possum you'd hunt
with that pea-shooter.'

Better get Roscoe
off the street

and out of them clothes,
and fast.

Uh, Cooter, why don't you hand
me that bucket of draining oil.

Just as soon as he steps out
from behind that car.

Hey, Roscoe, catch.

You, dang Duke boys!

I'm gonna arrest you for,
for speeding, reckless driving

and a felony for..

You aren't getting away with
this, Chief Roscoe Coltrane!

I'm charging you rent
on my car, my cigars!

Jackpot.

Then I'm gonna vote
for capital punishment

and hang 'em!

I'm so mad,
I could spit barbed wire.

And by the look, my enemies
are trying to kill me.

My friends are imitating me
and stealing me blind.

Boss, that's just the price

that a public spirited
citizen's gotta pay.

Yeah, for trying
to testify his way

into the governor's mansion.

Well, ain't worth it.

After I get that Savannah
racketeer put behind bars

I ain't gonna settle
for anything less

than the White House.

What was that?

He must have looked
in the mirror and broke it.

Hang on.

Breaker...cousin.

This here is Lost Sheep.
We're on Abernathy Road.

We need your help.
We're gonna need it quick.

You got it.
I'm on my way.

One hit in the gas tank
and it's all over.

Left turn's coming up.
You'll be right on target.

Don't save you tears.

We're liable to need 'em
to put out a gas fire.

Know what I mean?

Dang.

Get out of the way!

I'm trying.
I'm trying, you know.

Lost Sheep to Shepherd.

Y'all still hanging in there?

This is Shepherd
back to Lost Sheep.

You better believe
I'm hanging in.

What's on your mind?

We're back on the road,
with you know what.

'You know who, there yet?'

Uh, yeah.

'Everything is going
according to plan.'

'Just remember how important
everything is here now.'

'Yes we'll do everything
in our power'

'to get this dang thing over
as soon as possible.'

Lost Sheep out.

Lord have mercy!
It's them again!

Boss.

'Roscoe, Enos.
Somebody help me! Anybody help!'

Are you trying to get yourself
killed? Now, give me that.

That's exactly
what's going to happen

if you two don't get me
out of this truck.

'And I can't die now.'

Help a child in need.
It's me.

Boss, this is my last warning.

Now, if you don't lie down
and stay still

'I ain't responsible
for anything that happens.'

Sheriff?

'I mean temporary Boss
from your inferior officer.'

'I hope you've got your ears on
'cause this is important.'

Enos, this is Sheriff Roscoe.

You never had a important idea
in your whole life. Come back.

Sheriff, something awful
is happening to Mr. Hogg.

Now, where would you get a dang
fool idea like that? Come on.

Over CB emergency channel.
I hate to say it, sheriff.

Bo and Luke's got him in a truck
and he's squealing like a pig

but they still
won't let him out.

Did you know where they're
at now? Come on.

No, sir. But I heard Jesse
telling 'em to get him to farm.

Ooh

That means the whole
clan's in on it. Over.

In on what, sheriff?

Kidnappin', you meddle muffin.

Now, listen, that makes
it a big offense.

That means Jesse
will have to get in jail

with the rest of the boys.

Now, listen, you hard tail
it over there at the farm

and-and we got
some arresting to do.

Yes, sir commanding officer.
Over and out.

Darn, it won't start.

That dang Cooter. He..

Love it. I love it.

'Listen, Shepherd,
this here is Lost Sheep.'

We're gonna be heading
through the South 40

more fire power and we're
tailing the Yankees giddy for.

Listen, you better get,
you know what

'headed in the right direction.
We'll get, you know who'

Alright, we'll do that.

Now, you just keep your head
down and keep it comin'.

We gotta get your car headed
towards the front road.

Wolf's headed right up
in that direction.

- Back her up.
- Yes, Jesse.

Come on, let's get
that fat little fiend.

The radiator.

Take the pickup.
I'll cover you.

'Keep your head low.'

Hit it, cousin.

Get moving now.

I got 'em.
This time I really got 'em!

'It's Roscoe. Right behind us.'

I ain't ready to die here.

Slow down.
So, we can pull along side.

Don't worry, Boss,
I'll save you.

Yeah, you gotta do that fine

but you ain't gonna do it
by pulling over.

Roscoe, now, now,
just hold it steady.

You got a couple of passengers
coming aboard.

Roscoe, I'm charging
you rent for that car!

What? Wha..

I'll catch you,
come on, Boss.

No!

Come on, Boss.

Keep it steady.
Come on, Boss.

Oh, oh, oh, don't do that.
Oh-oh.

Will you trust
this once, please?

You gotta better ride here.
It's smooth.

'Get in here, come on.'

I'm alright.
I'm here.

- Boy, you're hurting my back.

- Turn off. Turn off.
- Be careful now, Bo.

Hey, y'all don't worry.
I got it all under control.

- Turn off.
- Turn off.

Minute them hitmen hit the lake

it was all over.

Enos showed up just in time
to make the arrests

after Bo drudged
them out of the water.

Daisy made sure
Boss tidied up things

just the way he found.

Look at this.

- Oh. Give me that!
- Get the night-shirt too, Boss.

Cooter collected
for every last bullet hole

them thugs put in his pickup

while it was under rent
to Boss.

But the real clot
in the buttermilk

came when the feds phone to say that the racketeer

had changed his plea to guilt.

Robbing old Boss
the chance to testify hisself

into the governor's mansion.

Hello. J.D. Hogg.

Oh.

Jesse and the boys
got a Certificate of Valor

from the feds.

For risking their lives
for their country.

Even though they misspelled
Jesse's name.

It just goes to show you
that you never know

how anything is gonna end up

when it starts out
with the Dukes Of Hazzard.