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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,052 --> 00:00:22,454 Run! Get as far away from the fallout as possible. 2 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,258 What the hell was that? What the fuck is going on? 3 00:00:27,194 --> 00:00:28,494 Did you see that? 4 00:00:28,496 --> 00:00:29,762 I can't breathe out here. 5 00:00:30,698 --> 00:00:33,232 Come on, we got to keep moving. Let's go. Let's go. Move! 6 00:00:33,234 --> 00:00:35,067 It's Chenobyl all over again. 7 00:00:39,507 --> 00:00:41,206 Come on! 8 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,143 Santa! Move your fat ass! 9 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,045 -Move it! - WoWhat is that? 10 00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:48,647 Keep going. Move, don't stop. Move, go, go. 11 00:00:48,649 --> 00:00:50,849 Get out of my fucking way! 12 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,384 There is no escaping! 13 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,521 Whoa! 14 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,256 Holy shit, look! 15 00:01:00,094 --> 00:01:03,929 Oh my god! Oh my god! Did you see that? 16 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:06,398 What the hell was that man? What the hell? 17 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:09,068 Holy shit, look at all that radiation. 18 00:01:09,070 --> 00:01:11,070 Santa: Give me your fucking hand! 19 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:14,206 We gotta get out of here. We got to keep moving... 20 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,084 My arm! 21 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,620 Hold it! Hold your fire! Hold your fire! 22 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,056 You sons of the bitches! 23 00:01:31,058 --> 00:01:33,092 24 00:01:34,562 --> 00:01:36,061 Misfire! Misfire! 25 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:37,129 Move it! Keep moving! 26 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,898 Come on! Come on, move. 27 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:42,067 Militant: Take him out, boy! Come on! 28 00:01:43,237 --> 00:01:45,137 - Move! - Help me. Please! 29 00:01:45,139 --> 00:01:47,339 We got to go! We got to go! Now! 30 00:01:50,111 --> 00:01:51,443 Jesus Christ! 31 00:01:51,779 --> 00:01:53,912 Got to get out of here! Come on! 32 00:01:53,914 --> 00:01:55,380 Shit! 33 00:01:55,382 --> 00:01:58,117 WoSeriously, stop firing! 34 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:03,122 35 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:05,524 No! No! No! No! Don't... stop! 36 00:03:20,868 --> 00:03:22,234 Go... go... go! 37 00:03:26,373 --> 00:03:29,007 You look hungry. How about a sandwich? 38 00:03:29,009 --> 00:03:30,642 Hazard! 39 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,045 Two... Battle... 40 00:03:33,681 --> 00:03:34,913 Nine iron! 41 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,349 -I got a little test for ya! -Give it up! 42 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,318 You want me under that mistletoe you better hurry up. 43 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:40,419 Go away, come on! 44 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:42,554 Hey Frosty! 45 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:45,657 Come on, I'm sporting wood! 46 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:11,450 News reporter: In the summer of 2013, 47 00:04:11,452 --> 00:04:13,719 a deadly virus had been accidently released 48 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:15,587 from a scientific research center 49 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:17,356 and killed thousands of people. 50 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,959 The authorities denied the existence of such virus, 51 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:23,762 in order to avoid a massive panic situation. 52 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:27,299 But a few days later, the virus mutated 53 00:04:27,534 --> 00:04:29,368 and the corpses started to rise up. 54 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:32,604 A single physical contact from an infected 55 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:34,539 will turn you into one of them. 56 00:04:34,541 --> 00:04:36,475 The virus took over in the West Coast 57 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,977 and spread towards the east and nothing seems to stop it. 58 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:17,849 KPRS News Live at ten PM. Highest definition. 59 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,951 Tonight's top stories with Marvin Gloat, 60 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,854 only on KPRS News. 61 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,360 Stay dead! 62 00:05:28,362 --> 00:05:31,530 Hey, Marvin. What the... Oh, shit! 63 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:39,604 We're live, Marvin. 64 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,976 Ladies and gentlemen, we interrupt 65 00:05:44,978 --> 00:05:46,878 our normally scheduled broadcast 66 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,414 to bring you a special report. 67 00:05:50,384 --> 00:05:51,583 I am... 68 00:05:52,486 --> 00:05:54,252 Oh, sweet mother, have mercy. 69 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,755 -I've been bit, Bob. - Shit. 70 00:05:58,459 --> 00:05:59,624 Bob, I've been bit. 71 00:06:01,128 --> 00:06:03,395 -Keep the camera rolling, Bob. -Speeding, boss. 72 00:06:03,397 --> 00:06:04,563 Keep it rolling. 73 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:06,998 I've been reporting the nightly news 74 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,600 for the last 20 years. 75 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,369 And I'm not about to let these 76 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:12,270 zombie sons of bitches stop me. 77 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:16,641 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Marvin Gloatt Live. 78 00:06:16,643 --> 00:06:18,777 And I am Marvin Gloatt. 79 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:22,381 The news you need, from the people you trust. 80 00:06:25,352 --> 00:06:28,453 I said, stay... 81 00:06:32,259 --> 00:06:34,025 It was sadness that I report to you tonight 82 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,829 that this zombie epidemic has not been contained. 83 00:06:37,831 --> 00:06:39,531 Ladies and gentlemen, 84 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:42,534 the human race has had its day. 85 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:47,239 Now, we are living in Zombieworld. 86 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,812 As researchers desperately scour their expansive heads 87 00:06:54,047 --> 00:06:55,847 trying to find clues as to what may have caused 88 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:57,949 the zombie apocalypse... 89 00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:01,286 ...some are turning to the past. 90 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:05,524 We take you now, to the place where the first clash 91 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:09,461 between the living and the dead occurred, 92 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:12,664 more than 2000 years ago. 93 00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:31,483 (speaking in Spanish) 94 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:04,983 (continues speaking in Spanish) 95 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:22,200 (both speaking in Spanish) 96 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,426 (speaking in Spanish) 97 00:10:14,247 --> 00:10:17,148 (speaking in Spanish) 98 00:11:17,110 --> 00:11:21,279 (speaking in Spanish) 99 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,768 (speaking in Spanish) 100 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:18,436 (speaking in Spanish) 101 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:49,667 (speaking in Spanish) 102 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:40,752 (speaking in Spanish) 103 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:06,878 (zombie cowboy speaking in Spanish) 104 00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,729 (speaking in Spanish) 105 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:31,035 (zombie cowboy laughs) 106 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,811 (speaking in Spanish) 107 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:14,205 (speaking in Spanish) 108 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:25,109 (speaking in Spanish) 109 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:36,347 (speaking in Spanish) 110 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,677 (speaking in Spanish) 111 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,529 Yes, indeed. 112 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,600 Zombies didn't stand a chance against him. 113 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,271 May he be with us now in our darkest hour. 114 00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,940 -Right, Bob? - Amen to that, brother. 115 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,409 Yes, Bob. Are you afraid? 116 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,444 Fucking freaking out man! 117 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,113 Good Bob, good. 118 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:28,486 Keep rolling, Bob. At all cost, keep rolling. 119 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,822 Mother fucking zombies. 120 00:21:33,493 --> 00:21:35,559 Ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned to KPRS 121 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,095 for minute by minute reports and updates 122 00:21:38,097 --> 00:21:40,197 on how to survive in Zombieworld. 123 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:44,268 And now, a public safety announcement. 124 00:21:44,270 --> 00:21:46,504 Have people around you began to change? 125 00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:49,273 Do they seem strange? Produce strange sounds? 126 00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:51,075 Oh, and want to eat your brain? 127 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,477 Welcome to Zombieworld. 128 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:56,947 How to survive a zombie apocalypse. 129 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:58,316 This can save your life. 130 00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:08,192 The most important thing is not to panic. 131 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,496 You are gonna have to kill some zombies. 132 00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,332 So, let's get to it. 133 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:16,867 Thoroughly study the situation. 134 00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:19,170 Then, arm yourself. 135 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:24,575 The zombies are pretty slow and unintelligent beings. 136 00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,611 But for some strange reason, in many cases, 137 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,547 they catch their victims. 138 00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,949 So be extremely careful. 139 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:35,419 How to identify zombies, you ask? 140 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:37,388 Usually, they are stumbling around 141 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:39,090 holding a piece of limb. 142 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:41,192 They are missing parts of their head, 143 00:22:41,394 --> 00:22:44,462 have sunken eyes, and produce a sound like this... 144 00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,499 You can kill them by destroying their brain 145 00:22:48,501 --> 00:22:50,401 or blowing a hole in their head. 146 00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,738 If you use a gun, it is better to wait 147 00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:56,040 until they get a little closer, to make sure that 148 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:57,641 you will hit the target. 149 00:22:57,643 --> 00:22:59,643 But don't get too close. 150 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:04,715 Shoot them in the head! 151 00:23:06,986 --> 00:23:09,620 And, as always, watch your surroundings, 152 00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,590 because zombies travel in packs. 153 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,399 If you notice that zombies emerge 154 00:23:21,401 --> 00:23:22,900 from several directions 155 00:23:23,369 --> 00:23:25,870 the safest thing to do is to find a safe place 156 00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:27,671 to assess the situation. 157 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:39,583 After assessing their number, 158 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,253 quickly and thoroughly eliminate the threat. 159 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:45,856 160 00:23:46,392 --> 00:23:48,359 And one more thing: 161 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:51,328 this requires serious music. 162 00:23:56,636 --> 00:23:59,437 If the city is overrun with zombies, 163 00:23:59,439 --> 00:24:01,972 there's a good chance that the government 164 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:04,108 will order the sterilization of that city. 165 00:24:12,585 --> 00:24:14,051 See what I mean? 166 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,589 Good evening, I'm Marvin Gloatt and this is KPRS. 167 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,624 The only station you will ever need. 168 00:24:21,561 --> 00:24:23,194 The only station you've got. 169 00:24:24,430 --> 00:24:28,299 We are reporting on day nine of the zombie apocalypse. 170 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:29,867 And we won't stop. 171 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,603 Ladies and gentlemen, we are receiving reports 172 00:24:32,605 --> 00:24:34,505 that the freeways are jammed 173 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:36,273 with people trying to leave town. 174 00:24:36,275 --> 00:24:39,543 This is a bad, I repeat, a bad idea. 175 00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:42,513 As I've already exclusively reported 176 00:24:42,515 --> 00:24:44,482 in my exclusive reports, this appears to be a 177 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,351 global epidemic, and not contained 178 00:24:47,353 --> 00:24:49,653 only to a few cities in the United States of America. 179 00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:53,991 Please, remain indoors until the situation is contained. 180 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:56,627 Please keep doors and windows bolted 181 00:24:56,629 --> 00:24:58,762 until instructed otherwise. 182 00:24:59,365 --> 00:25:00,764 -KPRS will continue... - Oh, my God, no! 183 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:02,733 -Marvin, he got in. Marvin! -Damn it! 184 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,702 I want to stay here. He is here, I got him. No, no! 185 00:25:04,704 --> 00:25:08,105 No, oh again! Oh no, Marvin! 186 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:09,540 187 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,308 Marvin, I got him! I'm done with him! 188 00:25:11,310 --> 00:25:13,110 I'm done with him! See! See! 189 00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:17,047 190 00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,717 Marvin... Marvin, are you okay? 191 00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,051 I got it. 192 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,521 Marvin! Oh my God, Marvin! 193 00:25:23,523 --> 00:25:25,122 Keep rolling, Bob! 194 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:26,957 -Rolling. -Don't leave me, Bob. 195 00:25:26,959 --> 00:25:28,292 I'm with you until the end, brother. 196 00:25:28,294 --> 00:25:29,760 I've got an axe, Bob. 197 00:25:30,863 --> 00:25:33,330 I've got a very big axe! 198 00:25:33,332 --> 00:25:34,598 You got them, Marvin! 199 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,137 We take you now to Ireland, 200 00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:42,172 where zombie attacks are being reported 201 00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,375 on that Emerald Isle. 202 00:26:37,863 --> 00:26:39,430 203 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:41,465 Steve? 204 00:26:43,436 --> 00:26:44,635 I'm back from shopping. 205 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:47,471 You won't believe the trouble. 206 00:26:50,643 --> 00:26:51,809 Oh. 207 00:26:52,979 --> 00:26:55,946 Craig from down the road... he's dead. 208 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:59,316 So, I guess that's it. We're the last two alive. 209 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:02,453 They left the door open. 210 00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:07,825 Jesus, Steve, what happened? 211 00:27:07,827 --> 00:27:09,860 Well, obviously... 212 00:27:11,097 --> 00:27:14,164 Oh Christ, believe me, I don't want to be alone. 213 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,101 I'm alone aren't I? 214 00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:18,402 There are no zombies in the flat. 215 00:27:18,404 --> 00:27:19,637 Oh great! 216 00:27:21,774 --> 00:27:23,140 I'm all alone. 217 00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,812 I'm all alone. 218 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,683 It's like last summer when you all went to Majorca, 219 00:27:32,685 --> 00:27:34,385 and I couldn't afford to so I had to stay home. 220 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:38,922 I had all these things planned. 221 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:40,791 Things I wanted to tell you. 222 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,326 I was going to start with all the... 223 00:27:42,628 --> 00:27:43,761 all the bad stuff, just get it out of the way, 224 00:27:43,763 --> 00:27:44,895 get it off my chest. 225 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,201 There was a time... 226 00:27:52,038 --> 00:27:53,871 ...atUniversity, just before we met... 227 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:57,875 Do you remember when we met? 228 00:27:57,877 --> 00:27:59,209 Standing in the dinner queue, 229 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:00,911 we were the only two English people there. 230 00:28:01,947 --> 00:28:03,781 And then we ended up going to that meet and greet, 231 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:06,283 only to find it was a bunch of God squaders. Huh! 232 00:28:06,285 --> 00:28:07,951 Me, you and a bunch of Christians. 233 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:10,320 Hey, I'd love to see the look on their faces now, eh, 234 00:28:10,322 --> 00:28:11,889 what with all the zombies. 235 00:28:11,891 --> 00:28:13,123 I know they are always going on 236 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,858 about the apocalypse, 237 00:28:14,860 --> 00:28:16,894 but that's when God let all the good ones into the heaven 238 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:18,429 and sent the bad ones down to hell. 239 00:28:19,899 --> 00:28:21,765 Maybe the whole world is bad. 240 00:28:22,168 --> 00:28:23,967 If you take the Ten Commandments 241 00:28:23,969 --> 00:28:26,970 as like the literal Word of God then, yeah... 242 00:28:27,907 --> 00:28:29,306 ...the whole world is bad. 243 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:32,109 Maybe the bible bashers were right, I mean, 244 00:28:32,344 --> 00:28:34,378 you have broken a few. 245 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:36,313 So have I. 246 00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:37,815 247 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:42,619 It was on a Sunday, so that's one down. 248 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,956 I probably said, "Jesus Christ", while I was doing it. 249 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,559 I don't remember worshipping a false god, 250 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,260 but I can't say I definitely didn't. 251 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,396 What classes as a false god these days, anyway? 252 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:53,997 I mean I worship "the pussy". 253 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:55,666 You know what I mean, but... 254 00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:59,737 Oh, yes. Yes, "the pussy". 255 00:28:59,739 --> 00:29:00,938 But yes, it is not like it is a false god or anything, 256 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:04,842 it is just like... well, "the pussy". 257 00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:06,844 So, its not a false god, 258 00:29:06,846 --> 00:29:08,178 it is just like an alternative one. 259 00:29:08,614 --> 00:29:09,980 260 00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:12,015 That will be the undead again. 261 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:15,085 Hey, they'll not get in, don't you worry. 262 00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,756 263 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,090 Oh shit, I have left the door open. One sec. 264 00:29:26,565 --> 00:29:27,931 Idiot! 265 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:31,602 Hey, this reminds me of that time, 266 00:29:31,604 --> 00:29:33,103 remember that party, 267 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:34,638 when I put dog shit on the door handle? 268 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,373 Ooh, that was funny. 269 00:29:36,776 --> 00:29:38,108 Not for the people with shitty hands. 270 00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:40,410 Or dysentery. 271 00:29:40,412 --> 00:29:41,678 But man, I laughed. 272 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,047 I remember, everyone thinking I was really rude, 273 00:29:44,049 --> 00:29:45,883 for not shaking their hands, but I knew best. 274 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:47,885 Ho ho, man, did I know. 275 00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:51,722 Anyway, that's when I told Dave about your... 276 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:54,291 ...your thing. what was it? That secret? 277 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,460 I remember it being really important to you, 278 00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:57,895 but I don't know why. 279 00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,730 Maybe that's why I told him. 280 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:01,965 i know you never liked Dave. 281 00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:03,400 But I was wasted, 282 00:30:03,803 --> 00:30:05,736 and I was on a high from the dog shit gag, so... 283 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:17,981 I guess... 284 00:30:19,185 --> 00:30:20,884 ...the band is not going to take off now. 285 00:30:23,656 --> 00:30:24,822 As soon as the zombies came, 286 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:26,023 I knew... I knew it wouldn't... 287 00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,859 Well, as long as you were there, I thought... 288 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:32,830 I thought I'd have an audience at least. 289 00:30:35,467 --> 00:30:37,935 I know you thought I was talentless, little kid, 290 00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:39,870 but you listened. 291 00:30:40,673 --> 00:30:42,105 You even didn't mind when I played 292 00:30:42,107 --> 00:30:44,374 on your first date with Katie. She is dead. 293 00:30:45,311 --> 00:30:46,710 I used to fancy her. 294 00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,379 I spied on you two having sex once. 295 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:51,582 Oh... she had awesome tits. 296 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,052 I wish, I had filmed that now. 297 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,119 It would have given me something to watch 298 00:30:56,121 --> 00:30:57,588 during the apocalypse. 299 00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:00,891 I never had anyone. 300 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:05,896 Tried to find a girl, but I always scared them off 301 00:31:05,898 --> 00:31:07,297 because I was too keen. 302 00:31:08,901 --> 00:31:12,402 All I wanted was... was someone to like me, 303 00:31:12,404 --> 00:31:13,937 to notice me. 304 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,774 Who will laugh at my stupid jokes now? 305 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:25,549 I guess I've been a bit of a shit friend. 306 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:28,719 Maybe I should've apologized early 307 00:31:28,721 --> 00:31:29,920 when you could understand. 308 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,559 Where is my rounder's bat? 309 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:37,928 It better not be your room again, you... 310 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:39,730 Oh, it's there. 311 00:31:46,906 --> 00:31:49,940 I can't do this alone. I want my friend back. 312 00:31:51,277 --> 00:31:52,576 I need someone to tell me to grow up 313 00:31:52,578 --> 00:31:53,911 and stop being a dick. 314 00:31:53,913 --> 00:31:55,612 Someone to show me how all this works. 315 00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,748 Yeah... 316 00:31:58,784 --> 00:32:00,751 I know I annoyed you sometimes, mate 317 00:32:00,753 --> 00:32:02,619 and sometimes you annoyed me. 318 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,688 You were always going on about how good your job is 319 00:32:04,690 --> 00:32:06,456 and how much better in life you do than me, but... 320 00:32:06,892 --> 00:32:09,126 ...I didn't mind... I didn't mind, mate because... 321 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,030 What's this? 322 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:15,565 What's this? A note? 323 00:32:18,971 --> 00:32:21,338 "Chris"... For me? 324 00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:29,279 "Dear Chris, this is my suicide note. 325 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,983 I'd rather become one of the undead 326 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:35,052 than spend the rest of my life with you 327 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:38,555 and your stupid guitar. I hate you. 328 00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,657 And hope the zombie me eats you. 329 00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,292 Steve." 330 00:32:51,971 --> 00:32:53,837 It looks like you're not only the one 331 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:56,006 who does best in life after all, you dick! 332 00:32:56,241 --> 00:32:57,407 333 00:33:01,513 --> 00:33:03,013 This just in. 334 00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:05,649 Ladies and gentlemen, we are receiving a live feed 335 00:33:05,651 --> 00:33:07,651 from a Quickstop on Broadway and Carter. 336 00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,519 That location is only three blocks 337 00:33:09,521 --> 00:33:11,388 from the station. I repeat, 338 00:33:11,824 --> 00:33:14,524 this is a live feed from a Quickstop 339 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:18,161 only three blocks from this reporter's location. 340 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:21,765 Unicorn. Whiskey. Kilo. 341 00:33:21,767 --> 00:33:23,033 342 00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,241 343 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,115 Ma'am? 344 00:33:39,184 --> 00:33:41,051 Ma'am? 345 00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:44,054 Ma'am, roll down the window. 346 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,823 Wo Please help my husband, please. 347 00:33:46,825 --> 00:33:48,392 -What? -Please! I need an ambulance! 348 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:50,227 -What happened? -Oh, my God! 349 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:52,195 Holy shit, okay. Tell me what happened? 350 00:33:52,197 --> 00:33:54,064 -Calm down. -They just started biting him. 351 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:57,167 They who? Who bit him? 352 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:58,802 How many people? 353 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,871 -Please. -Oh, my God. 354 00:34:02,074 --> 00:34:03,373 Holy shit! 355 00:34:03,876 --> 00:34:05,842 Bravo 232, I need immediate medical attention 356 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,411 at my location. I got a mid-thirties, 357 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,312 severe lacerations, 358 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:11,048 and a large amount of blood loss. 359 00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:13,083 Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! 360 00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:16,053 -WoNo! No! -Ma'am, okay. Okay. 361 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,220 Everything is going to be okay. 362 00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:18,488 -Calm down! -No! 363 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:21,058 Ma'am, relax. Relax. Breath. Breath. 364 00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:23,060 365 00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,861 The medicals on route, you got to calm down. 366 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:26,229 -Please. -Just calm down. 367 00:34:26,231 --> 00:34:28,398 -Please. -Ma'am, calm down. 368 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:30,100 Everything is going to be okay. All right? What the fuck! 369 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:32,069 -Stop! - No! 370 00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:34,404 -Stop! Stop! -Oh, my God! 371 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,474 372 00:34:38,177 --> 00:34:39,676 373 00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:42,746 Oh shit. Fuck. 374 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:44,815 Ma'am? 375 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:48,518 We've got shots fired. Shots fired, 232. 376 00:34:48,754 --> 00:34:50,520 I need medical now. Ma'am stay with me. 377 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,122 Stay with me. Stay... 378 00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:53,523 Police officer over radio: All units respond to... 185, 379 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:55,025 Sinclair station, code three. 380 00:34:59,098 --> 00:35:01,965 Ma'am? Calm down, stay with me. Stay with me. 381 00:35:01,967 --> 00:35:04,101 Stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me. 382 00:35:04,103 --> 00:35:06,103 Medical, I need you now. 383 00:35:09,208 --> 00:35:10,774 Stay with me, ma'am. Stay with me. 384 00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:13,110 I need medical attention now, step it up! 385 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:15,312 Ma'am, stay with me. 386 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,379 Everything is going to be okay. 387 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:18,115 Medical, I need you now. 388 00:35:18,951 --> 00:35:20,784 Shots fired... shots... Oh my God! 389 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:36,733 Shots fired, shots fired. Medical! 390 00:35:37,169 --> 00:35:38,602 I need medical now! 391 00:35:38,604 --> 00:35:41,338 Officer down. Officer down! 392 00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:47,811 Officer down. Officer... 393 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,404 394 00:36:17,142 --> 00:36:18,575 Police officer over radio: Bravo 2-3-2, respond. 395 00:36:26,018 --> 00:36:27,784 Bravo 2-3-2, do you copy? 396 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:35,392 Marvin Gloatt, KPRS News. 397 00:36:35,394 --> 00:36:36,793 398 00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:41,231 Reporting to you on day seven of the zombie apocalypse. 399 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,634 Ladies and gentlemen, we continue to receive reports 400 00:36:44,636 --> 00:36:48,171 from around the globe of the undead indiscriminately 401 00:36:48,173 --> 00:36:50,040 attacking and devouring the living. 402 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:52,242 Mothers eating their children. 403 00:36:52,244 --> 00:36:54,244 Husbands gorging on their wives. 404 00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,547 Even domesticated animals have gotten in on the act. 405 00:36:58,083 --> 00:37:00,850 We are receiving reports of undead cows 406 00:37:00,852 --> 00:37:04,888 going on rampages attacking and devouring the living. 407 00:37:05,224 --> 00:37:06,723 Oh, the irony! 408 00:37:08,026 --> 00:37:09,659 Scientists report finding cow patties containing 409 00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:12,195 undigested human remains. 410 00:37:12,197 --> 00:37:15,298 Teeth, digits... even wedding bands. 411 00:37:15,834 --> 00:37:19,402 The world has indeed gone topsy-turvy. 412 00:37:20,072 --> 00:37:22,505 We take you now to Australia... 413 00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,342 ...where that continent has been overrun... 414 00:37:26,278 --> 00:37:27,677 ...by flesh eating scum. 415 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:00,944 416 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,554 417 00:38:44,423 --> 00:38:45,989 418 00:38:55,500 --> 00:39:01,538 419 00:39:47,819 --> 00:39:49,052 420 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,728 421 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:16,479 422 00:40:57,456 --> 00:40:58,788 423 00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,738 424 00:41:54,379 --> 00:41:55,578 425 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,596 426 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,390 427 00:42:52,771 --> 00:42:54,170 428 00:43:11,690 --> 00:43:16,659 429 00:44:19,524 --> 00:44:20,690 430 00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:53,956 431 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,561 432 00:45:34,766 --> 00:45:41,237 433 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:18,100 434 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:42,058 435 00:47:47,332 --> 00:47:48,898 436 00:48:19,564 --> 00:48:20,997 Ladies and gentlemen, before we go on... 437 00:48:22,100 --> 00:48:25,968 ...may I take a moment to honor the brave KPRS men and women, 438 00:48:26,237 --> 00:48:28,905 who have given their lives in the service of reporting 439 00:48:28,907 --> 00:48:30,973 this great global tragedy. 440 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:36,445 Steve, the weatherman. 441 00:48:36,881 --> 00:48:38,581 How is it looking, Steve? 442 00:48:41,352 --> 00:48:43,019 Cindy, the sports gal. 443 00:48:43,788 --> 00:48:45,821 Just ask Cindy what the score is. 444 00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:51,193 Riva, the mail lady. 445 00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:53,996 She always delivered. 446 00:48:58,102 --> 00:49:03,639 Foreign correspondent, Ramudajab Punjawalesifu. 447 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,376 And the intern. 448 00:49:07,912 --> 00:49:10,012 You know, that guy. 449 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:15,551 And now, a public safety announcement from our 450 00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:18,387 KPRS affiliate in Washington DC. 451 00:49:18,389 --> 00:49:20,156 So, you have killed a few zombies. 452 00:49:20,158 --> 00:49:22,224 But you ran out of Ammo. 453 00:49:22,226 --> 00:49:24,493 And now there is a new breed of zombies. 454 00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,396 And they are so fast. Don't panic. 455 00:49:29,167 --> 00:49:31,968 Here we have some guy who is not a zombie. 456 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:34,637 And that guy... that's a zombie. 457 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:53,222 You see, zombies are like cars. 458 00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:56,092 The more they fill up, the more they go. 459 00:49:56,627 --> 00:49:58,594 Take this beady-eyed little creep. 460 00:50:01,532 --> 00:50:03,099 Look at him go. 461 00:50:04,769 --> 00:50:07,803 But like many speeding cars, this can also end up... 462 00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,038 463 00:50:09,040 --> 00:50:10,206 ...with a crash. 464 00:50:13,144 --> 00:50:15,011 Have to survive at the zombie apocalypse. 465 00:50:15,013 --> 00:50:16,245 Sequel. 466 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:25,187 A new breed of zombies is born. 467 00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:28,090 Faster, stronger, and smarter. 468 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,892 For their kind, anyway. 469 00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:33,062 From where you stand, they just look like 470 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:35,898 your average drunken beady-eyed bugger. 471 00:50:38,703 --> 00:50:39,902 You better watch your back. 472 00:50:44,242 --> 00:50:45,975 See what I mean? 473 00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,680 Take advantage of zombie's animal like instincts 474 00:50:51,682 --> 00:50:53,115 to surprise them. 475 00:50:54,852 --> 00:50:58,387 Stab them in their head with a... bicycle seat? 476 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:02,725 Hm, didn't see that one coming. 477 00:51:04,495 --> 00:51:07,329 Oh, there it is, our super zombie. 478 00:51:09,233 --> 00:51:11,267 Yeah, still looks a little wobbly on his feet. 479 00:51:11,736 --> 00:51:14,503 But trust me, he is bad news. 480 00:51:15,506 --> 00:51:17,506 Who would've thought of a bicycle seat? 481 00:51:18,042 --> 00:51:20,076 Oh, and if someone is bitten, 482 00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:21,143 kill him! 483 00:51:24,215 --> 00:51:26,816 You don't want one more zombie chasing you later. 484 00:51:27,952 --> 00:51:29,118 485 00:51:43,201 --> 00:51:44,500 In Zombieworld, 486 00:51:44,769 --> 00:51:46,802 you don't have much time to take a break. 487 00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:50,706 But when you do, remember to enjoy the little things. 488 00:51:51,309 --> 00:51:53,943 And when you got to go, you got to go. 489 00:51:55,146 --> 00:51:59,715 490 00:51:59,717 --> 00:52:00,950 491 00:52:07,925 --> 00:52:10,126 But back to our super zombie. 492 00:52:10,128 --> 00:52:12,461 Now he is after you. 493 00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:17,233 Put your thing away man. Put it away. 494 00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,503 Too late. He is too fast. Too hungry. 495 00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,972 Too super. 496 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,375 Thank God, you have a partner who has got your back. 497 00:52:26,911 --> 00:52:29,211 Who... forgot his weapons. 498 00:52:29,947 --> 00:52:31,213 Oh, he came back. 499 00:52:31,215 --> 00:52:35,651 He throws away his cigarette and smacks the super zombie. 500 00:52:35,920 --> 00:52:37,386 501 00:52:37,622 --> 00:52:39,421 Bat. Kick! 502 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:42,057 Bike seat! 503 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:46,662 Whack. Good one. Spear. 504 00:52:47,365 --> 00:52:50,065 Bike seat throw. Kick! 505 00:52:50,968 --> 00:52:52,701 Nice. 506 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:58,140 Before you leave, make sure he is dead. 507 00:52:58,142 --> 00:53:00,209 508 00:53:01,712 --> 00:53:03,012 509 00:53:05,183 --> 00:53:07,716 Fun is a rare commodity in Zombieworld. 510 00:53:08,286 --> 00:53:10,352 But feel free to have a victory dance 511 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:13,622 after killing so many zombies, and... What? 512 00:53:14,358 --> 00:53:16,192 Our heroes spot something. 513 00:53:16,394 --> 00:53:17,927 It is a hand. 514 00:53:19,163 --> 00:53:20,396 Is it a zombie hand? 515 00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:24,533 No, indeed. We know those legs. 516 00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:29,171 That's not a zombie. It is our sexy chick from 517 00:53:29,173 --> 00:53:31,540 "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse, Part One". 518 00:53:32,243 --> 00:53:34,944 Oh my, what is happening here? 519 00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:38,981 No! 520 00:53:38,983 --> 00:53:43,252 Don't panic. Use your head... and smash theirs. 521 00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,754 Homerun! 522 00:53:49,093 --> 00:53:50,960 If your friend is bitten... 523 00:53:51,996 --> 00:53:53,495 ...he will try to hide it from you. 524 00:53:56,234 --> 00:53:58,100 But it's kind of obvious. 525 00:53:58,102 --> 00:54:00,336 Even he knows, you know. 526 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,273 But he is your friend, right? 527 00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:07,509 Your amigo, your compadre, your buddy. 528 00:54:09,447 --> 00:54:11,847 Just smile. Tell him it will be all right. 529 00:54:12,683 --> 00:54:14,917 Distract him, and... 530 00:54:17,288 --> 00:54:21,423 Hello, I'm... Marvin Gloatt 531 00:54:24,362 --> 00:54:27,363 KPRS news reporting. 532 00:54:28,799 --> 00:54:32,101 We continue to receive reports... 533 00:54:32,603 --> 00:54:35,304 ...of widespread zombie attacks throughout the United States 534 00:54:35,306 --> 00:54:36,972 and across the world. 535 00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:40,542 536 00:54:43,614 --> 00:54:46,315 This reporter could certainly use a cocktail. 537 00:54:47,618 --> 00:54:49,318 We take you now to Canada, 538 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:52,888 where citizens have been instructed to remain indoors... 539 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:56,325 ...and to use caution should they come into contact 540 00:54:56,327 --> 00:54:57,893 with the undead. 541 00:55:17,315 --> 00:55:18,814 Fuck! 542 00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:26,388 543 00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:36,498 I'm sorry. 544 00:55:37,435 --> 00:55:38,600 545 00:56:01,525 --> 00:56:02,491 - Holy shit! - Where have you been? 546 00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:04,393 Where the fuck have you been? 547 00:56:04,395 --> 00:56:06,362 - You okay, man? - Yeah, yeah fine. 548 00:56:06,364 --> 00:56:07,796 - Where is Meg? - Fuck no, man, she is... 549 00:56:08,332 --> 00:56:09,398 ...she went back to the car. 550 00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,566 We got to get fuck out of here. 551 00:56:10,568 --> 00:56:11,433 Go, go, we got to go now. Go! 552 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:20,542 - Go, go, go, go. - Come on, man. 553 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:25,013 554 00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:26,215 Shit! 555 00:56:26,217 --> 00:56:27,516 Fuck! 556 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,484 Oh, God. 557 00:56:47,004 --> 00:56:48,203 Let's go. 558 00:56:48,205 --> 00:56:50,739 Ready? Three, two, one, go! 559 00:56:53,778 --> 00:56:55,277 560 00:56:55,279 --> 00:56:56,478 Get going! 561 00:56:59,250 --> 00:57:01,316 Meg... Meg, are you okay? 562 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:03,685 Meg, just stay with me, okay? Just stay with me. 563 00:57:04,021 --> 00:57:05,421 - All right. - David? 564 00:57:06,424 --> 00:57:07,423 Oh, fuck. 565 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:09,591 Start the car! Start the car! 566 00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,260 Doesn't matter, just go, just go! 567 00:57:11,262 --> 00:57:12,795 -Get this thing started! It won't start. 568 00:57:12,797 --> 00:57:14,229 -Make it happen! -It won't fucking start! 569 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:15,898 -Go! Go! -Oh, fuck! 570 00:57:15,900 --> 00:57:17,533 -It won't start. -Just start it, just go! 571 00:57:17,535 --> 00:57:19,101 -It won't fucking start. -Start the fucking car! 572 00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,636 - Go, yes! - Oh, my God. 573 00:57:20,638 --> 00:57:21,603 Go! 574 00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,971 Okay. 575 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:27,376 576 00:57:28,546 --> 00:57:30,712 Let's Just find a place, somewhere in the woods, 577 00:57:30,714 --> 00:57:32,648 stop, there's no zombies anywhere. 578 00:57:34,218 --> 00:57:38,520 Meg, just hang on, okay? Meg, just hold on. 579 00:57:39,123 --> 00:57:40,456 What the fuck? 580 00:57:42,426 --> 00:57:44,493 Keep going. Keep going, don't stop! Keep going! 581 00:57:46,564 --> 00:57:48,797 Go! We can't stop here, man. We can't stop here! 582 00:57:48,799 --> 00:57:50,065 What the fuck is going on with the car? 583 00:57:50,334 --> 00:57:51,700 I don't know what's happening! 584 00:57:51,936 --> 00:57:53,235 -The car is fucking stalling. -Look! Look! Look! 585 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:54,570 Go! 586 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,006 Fuck man, fuck! 587 00:57:58,676 --> 00:57:59,875 Don't worry about her, she will be fine. Fix it! 588 00:58:00,244 --> 00:58:01,677 Come on, do it! 589 00:58:01,679 --> 00:58:03,912 Oh shit, man! She is turning. She is turning. 590 00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:04,913 She's gone... she is fucking gone. 591 00:58:04,915 --> 00:58:06,181 592 00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:19,294 Here, man. 593 00:58:19,296 --> 00:58:20,529 Take the one on your right. 594 00:58:20,531 --> 00:58:21,563 No. 595 00:58:24,969 --> 00:58:26,835 Take that, you dead fuck! 596 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:28,036 Dave! Dave! 597 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,573 Check this out guys. 598 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,342 I think we need to lay low for a bit. 599 00:58:48,626 --> 00:58:49,758 Yeah, I think it's clear. 600 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:51,760 All right, this room's clear. 601 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,416 Oh my God. 602 00:59:30,167 --> 00:59:31,600 So... 603 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:35,304 What's the last thing you want to do? 604 00:59:36,907 --> 00:59:39,241 Last thing wanna do... like, ever? 605 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:42,644 Yeah sure. 606 00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:46,114 Hell, I don't know... 607 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:49,284 ...hit a home run at an MLB game. 608 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:53,622 What about you? 609 00:59:54,725 --> 00:59:55,991 Have sex... 610 00:59:57,461 --> 00:59:58,994 ...with your mom, one last time. 611 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:01,263 Yeah, me too. 612 01:00:01,865 --> 01:00:03,932 You're sick. You're sick 613 01:00:07,037 --> 01:00:08,537 Oh... oh no! 614 01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:10,639 615 01:00:10,641 --> 01:00:11,974 616 01:00:11,976 --> 01:00:13,275 I've got over here. 617 01:00:14,979 --> 01:00:16,778 Come on, you fuckers! 618 01:00:17,815 --> 01:00:19,448 619 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,683 Yeah! You like that? Take that. 620 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:26,288 Guys! Guys, a little help over here? 621 01:00:26,657 --> 01:00:27,823 622 01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,062 - David! David! - John! 623 01:00:34,064 --> 01:00:35,664 Fuck no, John! 624 01:00:35,666 --> 01:00:38,033 625 01:00:41,405 --> 01:00:43,071 -Where did he go? -Shit! Shit! 626 01:00:43,474 --> 01:00:45,807 In here, here. Shit, shit. 627 01:00:45,809 --> 01:00:47,175 -Dude, there's no way out. -The window. 628 01:00:47,177 --> 01:00:48,777 The window, we're going out the window. 629 01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:50,178 -We can't go out there. -Come on. Follow me, David. 630 01:00:50,180 --> 01:00:51,346 Out the window! 631 01:00:53,450 --> 01:00:54,716 Chuck? 632 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:58,754 -Oh shit. -Come on, let's go! Come on! 633 01:01:00,691 --> 01:01:02,190 Oh God! 634 01:01:02,192 --> 01:01:03,592 635 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,928 Okay, there's only one way out. 636 01:01:06,930 --> 01:01:11,266 Three, two, one... 637 01:01:11,268 --> 01:01:13,935 Oh no! 638 01:01:13,937 --> 01:01:15,537 -Fuck! -Come on, let's go. Let's go. 639 01:01:15,539 --> 01:01:19,941 Just go. Just go! 640 01:01:19,943 --> 01:01:23,845 What did you do? Oh fuck, why? 641 01:01:23,847 --> 01:01:25,814 Shit! 642 01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:30,285 Oh no. No. No! 643 01:01:30,287 --> 01:01:32,854 No! No! 644 01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:38,827 645 01:01:38,829 --> 01:01:40,028 Ahh! 646 01:03:05,382 --> 01:03:08,450 Marvin Gloatt here is broadcasting on KPRS. 647 01:03:08,452 --> 01:03:10,752 Bringing you the latest on the zombie apocalypse. 648 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:15,957 649 01:03:23,567 --> 01:03:24,900 Right in the knockers. 650 01:03:24,902 --> 01:03:27,002 651 01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:30,038 Jo, you want to come see this? These graphics are nuts. 652 01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:33,575 Take that you fucker. 653 01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:34,543 Jo! 654 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,515 Fuck! Oh yeah! 655 01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,890 What the fuck? 656 01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:13,114 Oh! Oh no! 657 01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:21,690 No! 658 01:04:42,012 --> 01:04:43,411 659 01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,009 Oh! Zombies! 660 01:05:34,932 --> 01:05:38,133 Marvin, are you okay? 661 01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:40,101 Marvin, are you okay? You look like shit! 662 01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:41,603 Marvin? 663 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:44,072 Marvin, are you okay? 664 01:05:44,074 --> 01:05:46,975 Yeah, Bob. 665 01:05:46,977 --> 01:05:50,545 Keep rolling. 666 01:05:50,547 --> 01:05:52,647 The show must go on. 667 01:05:53,784 --> 01:05:54,849 668 01:05:55,953 --> 01:05:58,019 Ladies and gentlemen! 669 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:01,990 Ladie... 670 01:06:03,226 --> 01:06:07,062 Ladie... 671 01:06:07,397 --> 01:06:10,165 Son-of-a-bitchin' zombies! 672 01:06:10,167 --> 01:06:12,434 Just roll the footage, Bob! 673 01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:15,236 Roll it. Show must go on. 674 01:06:22,012 --> 01:06:23,845 UNITED STATES WEST VIRGINIA 675 01:06:33,190 --> 01:06:35,190 BLAM! BLAM! 676 01:06:35,192 --> 01:06:37,659 677 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:41,196 PUTNAM 678 01:06:41,198 --> 01:06:43,098 DARK CRYPT OF HORROR 679 01:06:56,646 --> 01:06:58,279 ASHLEY SAPPLETON, CHAPMANVILLE WEST VIRGINIA 29 680 01:07:07,858 --> 01:07:09,691 681 01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:38,453 682 01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:49,664 -Hello? -Oh, good day miss. 683 01:07:49,666 --> 01:07:54,269 I have a certified letter for Mrs. Sappleton. 684 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:57,105 Postman is here for you, aunty! 685 01:07:57,107 --> 01:07:59,174 Where are your manners, young lady? 686 01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:00,508 Get the man something to drink 687 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:02,944 and I'll be right there. 688 01:08:02,946 --> 01:08:06,114 Please, do come in. 689 01:08:06,116 --> 01:08:09,084 Perhaps it's best if I just stay out here. 690 01:08:09,086 --> 01:08:11,519 Don't be silly. 691 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:14,689 Our old postman used to always come in for a soda. 692 01:08:14,691 --> 01:08:15,957 Aren't you thirsty? 693 01:08:18,361 --> 01:08:21,029 Well, it sure is awful hot out. 694 01:08:36,313 --> 01:08:38,146 I'm not that thirsty. 695 01:08:50,393 --> 01:08:53,061 Expecting guests? 696 01:08:54,131 --> 01:08:56,731 Guests? 697 01:08:56,733 --> 01:08:59,100 That would be a blessing. 698 01:08:59,102 --> 01:09:01,169 Every day for the last year, 699 01:09:01,171 --> 01:09:04,305 she's been making me set these out. 700 01:09:04,307 --> 01:09:08,576 She just can't accept that they are gone. 701 01:09:08,578 --> 01:09:11,880 So, you are not expecting guests? 702 01:09:12,616 --> 01:09:15,517 A year ago 703 01:09:15,519 --> 01:09:17,819 on a day... just like this one... 704 01:09:21,424 --> 01:09:24,325 Her husband and his younger brother were... 705 01:09:24,327 --> 01:09:26,161 working at the mine. 706 01:09:26,163 --> 01:09:28,229 Just like they did every day. 707 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,168 They were deep underground, 708 01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,837 working the lead on a new tunnel... 709 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:37,205 when something went wrong. 710 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:46,948 One of the men, his hands wet with sweat 711 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:50,018 dropped his pick axe. 712 01:09:50,020 --> 01:09:52,720 When it landed, the steel from the blade 713 01:09:52,722 --> 01:09:54,189 hit the tiniest piece of flint, 714 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:57,058 hidden under a rock. 715 01:09:57,060 --> 01:09:59,661 The spark from the flint hit a bit of hay... 716 01:09:59,663 --> 01:10:03,231 thrown down to absorb oil from a broken lantern. 717 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:07,535 It quickly caught ablaze and burned... 718 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:10,205 in a straight line towards a nearby box of dynamite. 719 01:10:14,211 --> 01:10:16,110 It took weeks to dig them out. 720 01:10:20,984 --> 01:10:23,551 And when their twisted 721 01:10:23,553 --> 01:10:26,588 and lifeless bodies were finally found, 722 01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:28,690 they were so badly mangled 723 01:10:28,692 --> 01:10:30,358 that my uncle could only be recognized 724 01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:32,093 by his wedding ring. 725 01:10:35,232 --> 01:10:37,265 Sometimes, when I see the drinks 726 01:10:37,267 --> 01:10:40,568 sitting there, I forget... 727 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,638 I expect to see them walking up, 728 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:48,710 hear them laugh, 729 01:10:48,712 --> 01:10:51,679 have them tease me about my duck feet. 730 01:10:55,785 --> 01:10:59,254 Oh, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. 731 01:10:59,256 --> 01:11:01,923 I needed to freshen up a bit 732 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:04,392 before my husband comes home. 733 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:07,428 He and his brother work the early shift at the mine. 734 01:11:09,733 --> 01:11:12,100 Are you to be our new postman, Mister...? 735 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:15,136 Nuddle. Frank Nuddle, yes ma'am. 736 01:11:15,138 --> 01:11:19,440 If I could just get your signature right here. 737 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:22,310 Oh I see... 738 01:11:22,312 --> 01:11:25,413 this is addressed to my husband. 739 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:30,652 His name is Ashley. Often causes confusion. 740 01:11:30,654 --> 01:11:34,188 If you could just wait a bit, he will be home shortly. 741 01:11:39,462 --> 01:11:40,495 Yes... 742 01:11:40,497 --> 01:11:42,764 yes, indeed. 743 01:11:42,766 --> 01:11:46,267 You know, I think it would be okay 744 01:11:46,269 --> 01:11:49,470 if you sign for him being as you're married and all. 745 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,306 If I could get your signature right here, 746 01:11:51,308 --> 01:11:53,508 I will be on my way. 747 01:11:53,510 --> 01:11:56,511 I still have a few more houses to visit. 748 01:11:56,513 --> 01:11:59,847 749 01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:02,417 Oh, here he is now. 750 01:12:50,233 --> 01:12:52,400 Hi sweetheart. 751 01:12:52,402 --> 01:12:54,369 Who was that odd fellow? 752 01:12:54,371 --> 01:12:56,237 That was our new postman. 753 01:12:56,239 --> 01:12:58,473 I don't know what got into him. 754 01:12:58,475 --> 01:13:00,575 One minute, he was asking me for a signature 755 01:13:00,577 --> 01:13:03,411 and the next he ran screaming from the house. 756 01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,446 757 01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:09,917 758 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:14,589 I... I suppose it was the dog. 759 01:13:15,859 --> 01:13:18,059 He said he has had a horror of them ever 760 01:13:18,061 --> 01:13:21,763 since the Battle of the Bulge 761 01:13:21,765 --> 01:13:23,398 trapped in the middle of the night 762 01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:25,867 in the Ardennes, 10 feet up the tree. 763 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,403 Surrounded by the pack of vicious beasts... 764 01:13:28,405 --> 01:13:30,204 sure that any moment, their barking would 765 01:13:30,206 --> 01:13:32,840 bring the Nazis and that moment would be his last. 766 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:37,445 Enough to make anyone lose their nerve. 767 01:13:57,901 --> 01:13:59,167 If you woke up to find 768 01:13:59,602 --> 01:14:01,836 your peaceful neighborhood looks like this. 769 01:14:04,774 --> 01:14:06,874 Congratulations, 770 01:14:06,876 --> 01:14:09,210 you are living in Zombieworld. 771 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:10,545 772 01:14:24,093 --> 01:14:26,561 How to survive a zombie apocalypse. 773 01:14:26,563 --> 01:14:28,463 Origins 774 01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:31,499 A zombie pandemic spreads fast. 775 01:14:31,501 --> 01:14:33,568 To save yourself, we suggest you 776 01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:35,837 follow a few safety tips. 777 01:14:35,839 --> 01:14:38,940 Let's go back to the very beginning. 778 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:40,975 Whoa! Not that far! 779 01:14:43,513 --> 01:14:46,747 So, yes, watch our special reports. 780 01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:48,816 We interrupt this program to give you a report. 781 01:14:48,818 --> 01:14:50,651 Listen to your radio. 782 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:52,153 ...reports of mass-murder from all over the state. 783 01:14:52,155 --> 01:14:55,256 Check the internet or simply 784 01:14:55,258 --> 01:14:57,859 look out your window. 785 01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:01,462 Run as fast as you can to some less populated area. 786 01:15:01,464 --> 01:15:03,598 But keep in mind that while the zombies 787 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:05,333 are trying to take your life, 788 01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:07,935 the living will take everything else. 789 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,781 That car was stolen by this girl. 790 01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:23,184 Who became this zombie 791 01:15:23,186 --> 01:15:25,419 who was killed by that guy, who actually is... 792 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,394 ...this guy! That's Karma for you. 793 01:15:33,396 --> 01:15:35,463 Yep, still exists in the zombie apocalypse. 794 01:15:39,202 --> 01:15:42,570 When you are left all alone, paranoia kicks in. 795 01:15:42,572 --> 01:15:45,206 Questions like: Who started all of this? 796 01:15:45,208 --> 01:15:48,209 Was it the government, aliens... 797 01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:50,511 We like to believe in that old saying. 798 01:15:50,513 --> 01:15:52,813 When there's no more room in hell... 799 01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:55,416 -The dead... - Will walk the Earth. 800 01:15:59,522 --> 01:16:01,756 After killing a lot of zombies 801 01:16:01,758 --> 01:16:03,658 and losing some friends along the way 802 01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:07,161 you might feel down, a bit lonely... 803 01:16:07,163 --> 01:16:08,596 But don't give up. 804 01:16:08,598 --> 01:16:10,364 Happiness might be just... 805 01:16:10,366 --> 01:16:11,566 ...around the corner. 806 01:16:13,403 --> 01:16:17,672 807 01:16:48,237 --> 01:16:52,840 808 01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:57,778 809 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,258 Yes, there is a chance at romance... 810 01:17:11,260 --> 01:17:12,493 ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE LOVE 811 01:17:12,495 --> 01:17:14,562 ...in the zombie apocalypse. 812 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,498 This requires serious music. 813 01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,633 814 01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:21,335 815 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:31,512 Heck, no one cares what you were before. 816 01:17:31,514 --> 01:17:34,815 What matters is what you've become. 817 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:38,853 Some turn into zombies, others into heroes. 818 01:17:38,855 --> 01:17:40,855 Nobody cares if you were an accountant. 819 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:43,424 Or a first-rate shooter. 820 01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:47,928 What matters is to be the last man standing. 821 01:17:47,930 --> 01:17:50,798 To stand for the whole human race. 822 01:17:50,800 --> 01:17:53,334 So, we all can survive another day. 823 01:17:55,872 --> 01:17:57,471 In Zombieworld. 824 01:17:57,473 --> 01:17:58,773 825 01:18:06,282 --> 01:18:09,016 826 01:18:36,079 --> 01:18:40,147 827 01:18:48,691 --> 01:18:53,160 (speaking in Spanish) 828 01:19:17,854 --> 01:19:20,788 (continues speaking in Spanish) 829 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:45,813 (speaking in Spanish) 830 01:19:55,892 --> 01:19:57,825 831 01:20:13,176 --> 01:20:15,876 (speaking in Spanish) 832 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,846 833 01:20:27,623 --> 01:20:30,891 834 01:20:51,948 --> 01:20:54,114 Hey, have a good time. 835 01:20:55,384 --> 01:20:57,518 836 01:21:06,062 --> 01:21:07,261 837 01:21:10,032 --> 01:21:13,033 838 01:21:18,074 --> 01:21:19,573 839 01:21:29,852 --> 01:21:32,052 840 01:21:41,931 --> 01:21:43,397 841 01:21:48,037 --> 01:21:50,070 842 01:22:02,919 --> 01:22:04,952 843 01:22:23,973 --> 01:22:26,006 (speaking in Spanish) 844 01:22:39,789 --> 01:22:40,988 845 01:22:55,838 --> 01:22:57,304 846 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:12,319 No! No! 847 01:23:21,597 --> 01:23:23,664 848 01:23:43,219 --> 01:23:46,186 849 01:24:00,369 --> 01:24:03,704 850 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:12,312 851 01:24:28,497 --> 01:24:30,998 (speaking in Spanish) 852 01:24:39,508 --> 01:24:41,308 853 01:25:00,529 --> 01:25:02,029 854 01:25:07,303 --> 01:25:09,036 855 01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,608 856 01:25:17,646 --> 01:25:18,846 857 01:25:30,126 --> 01:25:32,392 858 01:25:43,272 --> 01:25:44,404 859 01:25:54,917 --> 01:25:56,750 860 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,172 861 01:26:32,621 --> 01:26:33,887 862 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:46,633 863 01:27:28,444 --> 01:27:30,377 864 01:27:30,379 --> 01:27:32,079 865 01:27:41,790 --> 01:27:43,357 866 01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:14,721 867 01:29:08,811 --> 01:29:10,377 868 01:29:33,836 --> 01:29:35,435 869 01:30:25,621 --> 01:30:26,753 870 01:30:52,481 --> 01:30:56,950 871 01:30:57,453 --> 01:30:59,619 872 01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:34,654 873 01:31:48,670 --> 01:31:50,704 874 01:32:23,739 --> 01:32:26,806 875 01:32:28,510 --> 01:32:29,976 Marvin, you okay? Marvin, Marvin! 876 01:32:29,978 --> 01:32:34,381 No! No! No! 877 01:32:34,383 --> 01:32:37,217 878 01:32:47,229 --> 01:32:48,628 879 01:32:50,666 --> 01:32:53,733 I'm Marvin Gloatt, KPRS news... 880 01:32:53,735 --> 01:32:57,637 reporting from Zombieworld. 881 01:33:00,576 --> 01:33:01,708 882 01:33:01,710 --> 01:33:03,743 883 01:34:23,525 --> 01:34:24,758 884 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:48,341 Looks like you're not going to be the one 885 01:35:48,343 --> 01:35:49,809 who does best in life after all.59002

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