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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,183 --> 00:00:01,700 You know, my buddies up in new york, 2 00:00:01,810 --> 00:00:03,778 they still don't think you people exist. 3 00:00:03,887 --> 00:00:05,924 We're gonna have ourselves a wedding... 4 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,343 Our boy and your girl. 5 00:00:08,821 --> 00:00:12,131 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 6 00:00:12,938 --> 00:00:14,072 Get over it. 7 00:00:16,015 --> 00:00:17,355 So where are we gonna go? 8 00:00:17,464 --> 00:00:19,104 Life's a river, kid. 9 00:00:19,596 --> 00:00:21,277 You gotta go where it takes you. 10 00:00:23,597 --> 00:00:24,814 Come on! 11 00:00:25,415 --> 00:00:27,041 You're in the wrong lane! 12 00:00:27,164 --> 00:00:28,285 Mick, look out! 13 00:00:28,408 --> 00:00:29,447 Shit! 14 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:31,164 Oh, my god! 15 00:00:32,217 --> 00:00:33,534 I'm sorry. 16 00:00:37,061 --> 00:00:38,931 The american dream... 17 00:00:39,423 --> 00:00:40,817 We're gonna steal it. 18 00:00:41,323 --> 00:00:43,099 Dougy was lookin' for work... 19 00:00:43,236 --> 00:00:44,896 As a lawyer. 20 00:00:45,374 --> 00:00:46,959 Ever done in-house? 21 00:00:47,315 --> 00:00:49,095 - Hi. Doug Rich. - Panco team, 22 00:00:49,204 --> 00:00:51,554 meet your new legal chief. 23 00:00:51,602 --> 00:00:53,973 - Dahlia, what are you doing here? - I brought you lunch. 24 00:00:53,974 --> 00:00:56,817 Isn't that what every good little housewife's supposed to do? 25 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:59,607 I'm guessin' you're good at a lot of things. 26 00:00:59,679 --> 00:01:01,879 You know, I could use someone like that around here. 27 00:01:01,924 --> 00:01:03,135 I bet you could. 28 00:01:11,573 --> 00:01:13,186 Been there, done that. 29 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:14,771 So how do I find you? 30 00:01:14,894 --> 00:01:16,288 I'll pick you up. 31 00:01:16,411 --> 00:01:17,586 8:00 tonight. 32 00:01:17,696 --> 00:01:21,309 My being here means you're a dead man, Wayne Malloy. 33 00:01:21,445 --> 00:01:24,100 I think Dale would be mighty interested in your address. 34 00:01:24,227 --> 00:01:27,343 What do you want, ginny dannegan? 35 00:01:28,312 --> 00:01:30,307 Well, look who it is. 36 00:01:30,863 --> 00:01:31,868 Hi, everybody. 37 00:01:31,975 --> 00:01:33,833 - Who is that? - This would be ken. 38 00:01:33,956 --> 00:01:35,815 Di's fiance. 39 00:01:35,938 --> 00:01:36,949 What?! 40 00:01:40,262 --> 00:01:43,119 The african lion, the second-largest of 41 00:01:43,242 --> 00:01:48,633 felines after the tiger, homes in on its prey. 42 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:53,736 Oh, he's watching an animal show with sam. 43 00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:55,975 You see, apparently, retards really like animals. 44 00:01:56,083 --> 00:01:57,688 He's not a retard. 45 00:01:57,689 --> 00:01:59,659 - He's just kind of slow. - You know what, Cal? 46 00:01:59,660 --> 00:02:01,863 This is your fault that he's here in the first place. 47 00:02:01,864 --> 00:02:04,625 I'm not the one who signed off on your bride price. 48 00:02:10,408 --> 00:02:12,103 "I hereby offer my daughter, Delilah, 49 00:02:12,212 --> 00:02:15,338 in marriage to kenneth dannegan in exchange for a bride price 50 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,916 - of zero dollars." - You're on clearance. 51 00:02:18,022 --> 00:02:19,400 Shut up, Cal. This is not a joke. 52 00:02:19,438 --> 00:02:22,165 - They could really hold us to this. - Ginny didn't give me choice. 53 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:24,383 You had a choice. You could've told 'em to go to hell. 54 00:02:24,384 --> 00:02:26,151 No, sweetheart. Then ginny would rat us out 55 00:02:26,155 --> 00:02:27,849 and Dale would find us. We had no choice. 56 00:02:27,926 --> 00:02:30,520 I will figure this out. Just give me a couple of days. 57 00:02:30,624 --> 00:02:33,682 You can watch now. That zebra's down for the count. 58 00:02:35,186 --> 00:02:37,072 It ain't the lion's fault. 59 00:02:37,823 --> 00:02:39,422 He just needs to kill. 60 00:02:40,649 --> 00:02:42,308 Why does he have to stay with us? 61 00:02:42,347 --> 00:02:44,295 Well, 'cause, you know, the fiance always stays 62 00:02:44,296 --> 00:02:46,184 with the in-laws in the run-up to the wedding. 63 00:02:46,185 --> 00:02:48,035 - It's tradition. - I'm not gonna marry him. 64 00:02:48,036 --> 00:02:49,753 It's tradition. That's all I'm saying. 65 00:02:49,754 --> 00:02:52,102 It goes all the way back to the middle ages in ireland. 66 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:53,802 It's your heritage. 67 00:02:53,925 --> 00:02:56,159 You should never have signed that bride price, Wayne. 68 00:02:56,262 --> 00:02:57,634 You shoulda just killed ginny. 69 00:02:57,692 --> 00:03:00,242 Look, if you just let me get through the arbitration tomorrow, 70 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:02,524 - I will deal with this. - Arbo what? 71 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:05,094 It's a legal term, ken. 72 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:07,482 I better learn it up if I'm gonna apprentice with you. 73 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:10,393 Oh, the son-in-law always apprentices with the father. 74 00:03:10,516 --> 00:03:13,910 - It's tradition. - I can blacktop real good. 75 00:03:15,972 --> 00:03:18,508 Look, ken, this is a major corporation. 76 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:21,542 These are educated people. They have law degrees, 77 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:23,847 they got mbas. 78 00:03:24,870 --> 00:03:30,173 An mba is a master's degree in business administration. 79 00:03:30,378 --> 00:03:31,854 You following me? 80 00:03:32,234 --> 00:03:34,216 A degree is a level of... 81 00:03:34,353 --> 00:03:35,774 Just forget it, all right? 82 00:03:35,897 --> 00:03:37,729 I guess I could tarpaper the roof. 83 00:03:37,838 --> 00:03:39,908 No, ken, you nitwit. 84 00:03:40,031 --> 00:03:42,573 This is a multimillion-dollar lawsuit. 85 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:43,973 Nobody is tarpapering anything. 86 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:46,388 Are you clear? You're not coming to work with me tomorrow. 87 00:03:46,389 --> 00:03:48,724 That's not what ginny said. She said 88 00:03:48,824 --> 00:03:51,072 if she gets mad, she was gonna tell the cops 89 00:03:51,172 --> 00:03:53,634 about mrs. Malloy violatin' her parole. 90 00:03:58,274 --> 00:04:00,604 The word's "arbitration," ken. 91 00:04:01,438 --> 00:04:03,803 "arbitration." 92 00:04:04,232 --> 00:04:07,347 It means a polite argument. 93 00:04:07,667 --> 00:04:09,792 You sure are pretty, Delilah. 94 00:04:10,503 --> 00:04:12,881 Ken, he's gonna eat a warthog. 95 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:15,259 Oh, cool. 96 00:04:18,545 --> 00:04:20,969 ~SeriesSub.com~ present 97 00:04:21,617 --> 00:04:23,626 Transcript: swsub.com 98 00:04:24,067 --> 00:04:26,076 Synchro: Jarick 99 00:04:26,077 --> 00:04:28,095 Synchro: Golgi 100 00:04:28,096 --> 00:04:30,185 Synchro: Hutch 101 00:04:34,964 --> 00:04:38,429 Season 1 - Episode 06 Reckless Gardening 102 00:04:44,157 --> 00:04:46,494 We can't let this thing go to trial. 103 00:04:47,957 --> 00:04:52,370 This woman had her arm eaten by an alligator in her backyard. 104 00:04:52,470 --> 00:04:56,173 If she waves her stump at a jury, she'll get 10 million bucks. 105 00:04:56,601 --> 00:04:57,605 What's the look? 106 00:04:57,606 --> 00:04:59,320 I'm going to Panco tomorrow, I told you. 107 00:04:59,424 --> 00:05:01,280 Oh, jesus, Dahlia, not tomorrow. 108 00:05:01,380 --> 00:05:04,640 I got enough problems trying to get in there with ken. 109 00:05:07,296 --> 00:05:11,882 No, I just mean, I really want to try and handle this. 110 00:05:12,128 --> 00:05:13,426 Settle it. 111 00:05:13,700 --> 00:05:16,026 You know, arbitrate like a real lawyer. 112 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:18,166 I'm actually kind of good at this... 113 00:05:18,377 --> 00:05:21,370 Negotiating, working the numbers, working the angles. 114 00:05:21,479 --> 00:05:22,860 But I can help you. 115 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,670 I got Aubrey for that. 116 00:05:26,474 --> 00:05:28,730 I mean she's a paralegal. 117 00:05:28,839 --> 00:05:33,798 - She's got a legal education. - I know what paralegal means! 118 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,751 Except, I didn't go to school, Wayne. 119 00:05:36,876 --> 00:05:39,364 I don't have a law degree or an MBA. 120 00:05:39,473 --> 00:05:41,153 Did you hear yourself before, by the way? 121 00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:44,327 What am I supposed to do while you are so busy 122 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:46,726 working the numbers and the angles? 123 00:05:47,136 --> 00:05:49,145 Sit at home and clip coupons? 124 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:53,399 You know, as it turns out, 125 00:05:53,536 --> 00:05:57,499 I do not know what a paralegal is, Wayne. 126 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:58,989 And I don't care! 127 00:05:59,153 --> 00:06:00,356 Screw you! 128 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:03,270 You are turning into such an asshole, Wayne. 129 00:06:03,379 --> 00:06:06,741 Like you never been in a street fight or two? 130 00:06:07,971 --> 00:06:09,434 You got traveler blood in you. 131 00:06:09,482 --> 00:06:10,902 You can't just walk away from that. 132 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,795 You can't just wake up in the morning and pretend to be somebody else, 133 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:16,204 like all your traditions don't matter to you no more. 134 00:06:16,291 --> 00:06:18,066 You are spittin' in the face of our people, 135 00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:19,408 and there will be consequences. 136 00:06:19,409 --> 00:06:21,344 That is superstious bullshit. 137 00:06:21,453 --> 00:06:23,367 Oh, no, baby, it's real. 138 00:06:24,713 --> 00:06:27,583 'cause let me tell you, sooner or later, 139 00:06:27,857 --> 00:06:30,207 someone's gonna figure out who we are. 140 00:06:30,385 --> 00:06:31,926 And when this ride ends, 141 00:06:32,049 --> 00:06:33,823 it's gonna crash and burn so hard, 142 00:06:33,923 --> 00:06:35,466 it'll destroy us. 143 00:06:36,728 --> 00:06:38,600 So you wanna go for a ride? 144 00:06:40,871 --> 00:06:42,672 But I'm goin' with you. 145 00:06:42,798 --> 00:06:47,213 'cause if it ends, ain't none of us ever gonna see each other again. 146 00:06:56,235 --> 00:06:58,312 I have somethin' for you. 147 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,496 Holy shit. 148 00:07:04,673 --> 00:07:06,654 Read the inscription. 149 00:07:11,074 --> 00:07:14,559 "to esther, love, frank." 150 00:07:14,955 --> 00:07:17,613 Ginny and I stole it off an old lady in jacksonville. 151 00:07:17,736 --> 00:07:19,099 Ginny dressed up like a nurse 152 00:07:19,209 --> 00:07:20,968 and pretended to take her blood pressure. 153 00:07:21,068 --> 00:07:23,227 Meantime, I snuck into her bedroom 154 00:07:23,336 --> 00:07:25,181 and picked her clean. 155 00:07:25,619 --> 00:07:27,577 Money, jewelry... 156 00:07:28,124 --> 00:07:29,982 I even stole her false teeth. 157 00:07:31,062 --> 00:07:33,071 That's really touching, ken. 158 00:07:33,563 --> 00:07:35,832 I'd do anything for you, Delilah. 159 00:07:37,225 --> 00:07:39,207 Thank you, ken. 160 00:07:40,041 --> 00:07:42,569 If anybody was ever gonna hurt you... 161 00:07:43,132 --> 00:07:44,539 I'd kill them. 162 00:07:45,182 --> 00:07:46,275 Thanks, ken. 163 00:07:46,425 --> 00:07:49,186 Ken, I really have a lot of homework to do. 164 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:51,439 Remember the night at ginny's weddin'? 165 00:07:51,548 --> 00:07:53,065 We were all dancin'. 166 00:07:53,777 --> 00:07:57,060 You were in a nightgown, dancin' by the fire. 167 00:07:57,429 --> 00:07:59,862 The light just lit up your hair. 168 00:08:00,764 --> 00:08:05,260 You must've been almost nine, ten years old. 169 00:08:06,761 --> 00:08:09,590 That was the night I fell in love with you. 170 00:08:10,237 --> 00:08:12,808 Yeah, ken... 171 00:08:13,475 --> 00:08:16,633 Around here, we call that pedophilia. 172 00:08:18,286 --> 00:08:21,102 You have such a big vocabulary. 173 00:08:23,485 --> 00:08:24,485 Good night, ken. 174 00:08:24,858 --> 00:08:25,858 Sweet dreams. 175 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,577 You been talkin' to my daddy? 176 00:08:34,677 --> 00:08:37,217 - He don't talk. - He's been gettin' better, 177 00:08:37,340 --> 00:08:38,608 and you know it. 178 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,014 I heard he's been askin' for you. 179 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,802 I heard ken and didi are engaged. 180 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,597 Is that true? 181 00:08:49,547 --> 00:08:51,542 How did he find her? 182 00:08:54,114 --> 00:08:56,246 - Who says he did? - I heard 183 00:08:56,588 --> 00:08:59,613 that daddy wants him to lead the family 184 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:01,216 until he can bring Wayne back. 185 00:09:01,325 --> 00:09:02,635 Why would I care about that? 186 00:09:02,735 --> 00:09:05,247 'cause until Wayne comes back, 187 00:09:05,384 --> 00:09:09,034 you'd have all the power, and it should be mine. 188 00:09:13,995 --> 00:09:17,509 Did you ever really think your daddy was gonna pick you? 189 00:09:18,740 --> 00:09:20,681 You know what he thinks you are? 190 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:22,731 A sociopath. 191 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:24,767 You ever hear that word? 192 00:09:25,354 --> 00:09:28,224 I heard it on a john Wayne gacy special. 193 00:09:29,263 --> 00:09:31,450 Means you got no conscience. 194 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:35,643 It means there's something wrong with your soul. 195 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,822 Now, earl feels real bad about it, 196 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:40,544 blames himself. 197 00:09:40,859 --> 00:09:43,058 But it ain't his fault. As far as I can remember, 198 00:09:43,158 --> 00:09:45,322 you always been evil. 199 00:09:45,426 --> 00:09:49,108 You used to rip the legs off frogs when you was a kid, 200 00:09:49,546 --> 00:09:51,418 and then you'd burn 'em. 201 00:09:53,096 --> 00:09:54,558 Go ahead, Dale. 202 00:09:54,791 --> 00:09:56,390 Slit my throat. 203 00:09:57,538 --> 00:10:00,405 Wouldn't that be just like a sociopath? 204 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:25,585 Ken, once again, 205 00:10:27,208 --> 00:10:28,343 you're my nephew, 206 00:10:28,452 --> 00:10:32,031 my name is Doug, Dahlia's name is Cherien, 207 00:10:32,154 --> 00:10:34,099 what you are is an intern... 208 00:10:34,208 --> 00:10:35,836 I thought an intern was like a doctor, 209 00:10:35,837 --> 00:10:37,391 except real good-lookin' and on tv. 210 00:10:37,491 --> 00:10:39,391 Don't say anything, honey. Okay? 211 00:10:39,500 --> 00:10:41,455 You just keep nice and quiet. 212 00:10:42,589 --> 00:10:44,038 School bus is here. 213 00:10:45,951 --> 00:10:49,732 So I should call you uncle dan. 214 00:10:50,279 --> 00:10:52,247 Just keep it zipped, for christ's sake. 215 00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:54,802 Say nothing. Nada.silence. 216 00:11:01,891 --> 00:11:05,527 - God damn it. - Such bullshit. 217 00:11:42,877 --> 00:11:47,811 So, you're Doug's nephew from Jacksonville? 218 00:11:52,175 --> 00:11:53,766 Look, I went over the underwood files 219 00:11:53,866 --> 00:11:56,161 last night, and I want to talk numbers with you 'cause 220 00:11:56,261 --> 00:11:58,967 - I think you got a problem... - Good, great, yes. Cherien. 221 00:12:00,977 --> 00:12:03,014 You look like a million bucks. 222 00:12:03,342 --> 00:12:05,037 Welcome to team Hugh. 223 00:12:05,146 --> 00:12:06,404 Let me show you the ropes. 224 00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:09,902 Hugh, we gotta settle this before it goes to trial, right? 225 00:12:10,002 --> 00:12:11,203 It's import... 226 00:12:17,365 --> 00:12:18,656 Ken, get up. 227 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:21,396 I want you to staple some things together. 228 00:12:21,397 --> 00:12:22,673 Sure thing, mr. Malloy... 229 00:12:22,782 --> 00:12:24,395 Dan. Shit. 230 00:12:26,239 --> 00:12:27,602 Wanna know a secret? 231 00:12:27,712 --> 00:12:29,570 I never had a personal assistant before. 232 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,085 My shrink said I should get one. 233 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:36,292 She said I can't take care of myself. 234 00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:39,011 - You want me to take care of you? - Well, my secretary couldn't. 235 00:12:39,012 --> 00:12:40,748 That's why I fired her ass. 236 00:12:41,366 --> 00:12:42,595 Anyway, 237 00:12:43,511 --> 00:12:45,957 that's why you came here, isn't it? 238 00:12:52,573 --> 00:12:56,153 Or did you come here so I could squeeze your tits again? 239 00:12:57,876 --> 00:13:00,779 - I want the 40 grand plus benefits. - Bullshit, Cherien. 240 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:04,317 Your husband pulls down 200k a year. You don't need money. 241 00:13:04,426 --> 00:13:06,400 I think you want to blow me. 242 00:13:11,443 --> 00:13:13,967 You're right. I do. 243 00:13:14,077 --> 00:13:15,977 I wanna blow you so bad. 244 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:18,218 Come on, drop your pants. 245 00:13:20,446 --> 00:13:22,954 Come on, drop your pants. Don't be shy. 246 00:13:22,981 --> 00:13:24,538 'cause I wanna take a picture of your 247 00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:26,536 little ding-dong for my sexual harassment suit. 248 00:13:26,537 --> 00:13:28,990 That way, I'm never gonna have to work again. 249 00:13:29,104 --> 00:13:30,361 Jesus, you're a bitch. 250 00:13:30,471 --> 00:13:32,655 You wanna tell me about that job now? 251 00:13:34,721 --> 00:13:37,673 Pick up my dry cleaning, fill out my insurance forms, 252 00:13:37,771 --> 00:13:39,343 and find out how the hell ducaine med 253 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:42,610 gets off chargin' $1,500 for a damn colonoscopy. 254 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:45,077 Well, I don't wanna do any of that, either. 255 00:13:45,177 --> 00:13:46,357 All right. 256 00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:49,122 What do you wanna do, Cherien? 257 00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,086 I wanna "feng shooey" your office. 258 00:13:53,195 --> 00:13:56,995 No wonder you're such a miserable bastard, man. You got no flow. 259 00:13:57,352 --> 00:14:01,138 - What's that supposed to mean? - Your chi is all out of whack. 260 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:04,056 I bet you got insomnia, nightmares, too. 261 00:14:04,165 --> 00:14:05,504 How do you, uh... 262 00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:08,047 How do you know about this feng shul? 263 00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:11,130 Had some time on my hands the past couple of years. 264 00:14:11,239 --> 00:14:15,449 I read a lot of Oprah magazines. 265 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,088 All right. 266 00:14:20,949 --> 00:14:24,421 You break anything, I'll wring your goddamn neck. 267 00:14:54,591 --> 00:14:56,798 Hugh, I gotta talk to you about Underwood. 268 00:14:56,866 --> 00:14:58,396 They're gonna be here in 10 minutes. 269 00:14:58,465 --> 00:14:59,793 Yeah. Make her go away. 270 00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:02,124 I think we should offer two million, take it or leave it. 271 00:15:02,125 --> 00:15:03,662 What the hell are you talking about? 272 00:15:03,663 --> 00:15:05,585 That's 1 million less than the old lady got from McDonald's 273 00:15:05,586 --> 00:15:07,033 when she was scalded by the coffee. 274 00:15:07,034 --> 00:15:09,260 And two million more than I'm gonna pay. 275 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:13,725 This woman was gardening in her backyard. 276 00:15:13,848 --> 00:15:17,444 An alligator grabbed her arm, dragged her into a reservoir. 277 00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:19,951 - She barely got out with her life. - So? 278 00:15:22,999 --> 00:15:24,092 God ! 279 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:25,638 I didn't create alligators. 280 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:26,854 I'm not God. 281 00:15:27,001 --> 00:15:29,885 No, but you got eight fish and wildlife citations 282 00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:32,400 warning you not to build on an alligator habitat. 283 00:15:32,493 --> 00:15:35,097 So maybe she should've thought of that, before she went outside 284 00:15:35,098 --> 00:15:36,865 and started all that reckless gardenin'. 285 00:15:36,961 --> 00:15:39,202 Some people are morons, Doug. 286 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:41,654 Don't ever underestimate that. 287 00:15:43,336 --> 00:15:46,944 Hartley Underwood is a conniving slut who got exactly what she deserves. 288 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,690 Well, that's a very good point, Hugh, 289 00:15:48,691 --> 00:15:51,122 but I really don't think a jury is gonna see it that way. 290 00:15:51,123 --> 00:15:52,804 I know, so tank the bitch. 291 00:15:52,906 --> 00:15:54,505 She got her arm ripped off. 292 00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,049 How much more tanked do want her? 293 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:58,315 What do you want me to do, rip the other arm off? 294 00:15:58,383 --> 00:16:00,037 That's exactly what Stewart said, 295 00:16:00,105 --> 00:16:01,882 and Stewart is collecting unemployment. 296 00:16:01,950 --> 00:16:03,932 I am not giving her one thin dime. 297 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:07,645 And if you can't make her go away, you can kiss your job goodbye. 298 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:11,448 Kimmy ! Latte ! Now ! 299 00:16:24,169 --> 00:16:26,178 So we got no dirt on Hartley Underwood? 300 00:16:26,179 --> 00:16:28,952 No, we did a complete background check. Not even a speeding ticket. 301 00:16:28,953 --> 00:16:30,253 But if there was dirt on her, 302 00:16:30,254 --> 00:16:31,533 she could've changed her name. 303 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:32,871 Get down to city hall, 304 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:36,532 get her marriage license, check for a maiden name, aliases, anything. 305 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:37,912 There's got to be something. 306 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,208 Easy. 307 00:16:50,238 --> 00:16:53,225 Let me just start by saying how truly, 308 00:16:53,334 --> 00:16:55,295 deeply, profoundly 309 00:16:55,418 --> 00:16:58,544 sorry we are, for this... 310 00:16:58,705 --> 00:17:01,159 really terrible, unforeseen, 311 00:17:01,247 --> 00:17:02,573 - devastating... - Doug. 312 00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,431 I don't have time to shovel bullshit. 313 00:17:04,489 --> 00:17:06,123 Absolutely. Neither do I. 314 00:17:06,198 --> 00:17:09,226 In fact, I am keenly aware that time 315 00:17:09,335 --> 00:17:12,870 is the only thing that separates us from... 316 00:17:13,668 --> 00:17:14,693 the wilderness. 317 00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:16,890 I mean, hell, Ann, we are the wilderness. 318 00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:18,300 You know, when you think about it, 319 00:17:18,301 --> 00:17:20,146 because man vs nature, 320 00:17:20,242 --> 00:17:23,139 that really is a false dichotomy. 321 00:17:23,236 --> 00:17:25,504 Oh, dichotomy, my ass. I nearly died. 322 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,103 Look at my hospital file. 323 00:17:28,838 --> 00:17:30,068 Jesus, God. 324 00:17:30,164 --> 00:17:33,559 Now, I don't think any of us wants this to come to trial, do we? 325 00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:38,848 So, really, it's just a question of the amount of money we're gonna settle on. 326 00:17:38,916 --> 00:17:41,171 I'm sure you got a figure in mind. 327 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:44,905 Well, Ann, you can't put a price on suffering. 328 00:17:46,136 --> 00:17:47,475 But you can try. 329 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:52,304 Let's just each of us write down a number on a piece of paper and compare. 330 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:56,035 I think you'll find that our numbers are very close together. 331 00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,976 Size or distance? 332 00:18:06,063 --> 00:18:07,662 What the hell is this? 333 00:18:08,264 --> 00:18:09,835 That'd be a zero, Ann. 334 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,253 What possible justification can you have 335 00:18:13,348 --> 00:18:15,768 for offering my client nothing? 336 00:18:17,988 --> 00:18:20,025 I stapled my pants. 337 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,781 Would you excuse me for a moment? 338 00:18:28,168 --> 00:18:30,095 Would you get the hell out of here? 339 00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:31,407 But I wanna apprentice. 340 00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:33,170 Go to my house. 341 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,974 Apprentice there. 342 00:18:35,275 --> 00:18:36,423 M. Rich... 343 00:18:38,835 --> 00:18:40,339 She changed her name 344 00:18:40,434 --> 00:18:42,143 from Mary Louise Blodgett. 345 00:18:42,245 --> 00:18:45,320 The old Mary Louise got busted shoplifting : 346 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:49,435 1993, $2,000 worth of items, mostly clothing. 347 00:18:50,632 --> 00:18:52,395 You see how brilliant you are? 348 00:18:59,145 --> 00:19:00,607 Socio what? 349 00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:02,808 It means a person who ain't got a conscience. 350 00:19:03,802 --> 00:19:05,079 I... 351 00:19:05,237 --> 00:19:07,129 didn't mean... 352 00:19:07,498 --> 00:19:09,289 It's okay, honey. 353 00:19:09,466 --> 00:19:11,529 Don't you tire yourself out. 354 00:19:11,652 --> 00:19:13,470 Maybe you was one of them, 355 00:19:13,593 --> 00:19:15,643 socio things. 356 00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:17,201 You were tough. 357 00:19:17,338 --> 00:19:20,276 Even when you were a baby, I swear, 358 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:24,006 you once bit me so hard on the arm, 359 00:19:24,115 --> 00:19:25,810 the tears came. 360 00:19:26,028 --> 00:19:28,871 You had such sharp teeth. 361 00:19:28,955 --> 00:19:32,699 That's what your daddy was trying to say to you, ain't it, hon? 362 00:19:33,154 --> 00:19:34,917 You're a survivor, Dale. 363 00:19:35,013 --> 00:19:36,721 And that's a good thing. 364 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:42,303 Is that what you think of me, Daddy? 365 00:19:43,124 --> 00:19:45,379 You think I'm a sociopath? 366 00:19:45,871 --> 00:19:48,016 You can't trust me to run the family? 367 00:19:48,139 --> 00:19:49,657 Can't help... 368 00:19:50,112 --> 00:19:53,591 The doctor said for you not to stress your vocal cords. 369 00:19:53,829 --> 00:19:57,882 He was just trying to say he worries about you, that's all. 370 00:19:58,702 --> 00:20:00,177 Daddy, 371 00:20:00,336 --> 00:20:01,935 all I wanna know is, 372 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:04,300 is did you talk to Ginny Dannegan 373 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:06,872 about who's gonna be the next leader? 374 00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:09,223 All right. That's enough. 375 00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:11,654 He's gonna get overexcited. 376 00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:15,548 Now, who told you? 377 00:20:15,602 --> 00:20:16,737 So, he did choose Wayne. 378 00:20:16,819 --> 00:20:21,241 It was just they've always had this special connection. 379 00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,815 It wasn't personal. 380 00:20:23,952 --> 00:20:26,221 Don't take it the wrong way, baby. 381 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,490 It's a real big burden, 382 00:20:28,599 --> 00:20:31,483 being responsible for a whole family. 383 00:20:31,585 --> 00:20:35,535 Don't feel bad with your daddy for not picking you. 384 00:20:36,458 --> 00:20:41,091 Your special connection has always been with me. 385 00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:15,435 Oh, shit. 386 00:21:15,763 --> 00:21:16,857 Cops are out. 387 00:21:16,966 --> 00:21:19,932 It turns out M. Griswold really was a coke dealer. 388 00:21:20,034 --> 00:21:22,453 The cops busted him right in the college counseling office. 389 00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:24,462 Now they're doing a sweep of the entire school. 390 00:21:24,463 --> 00:21:26,280 Now, how are we gonna flush the weed, huh? 391 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:27,456 Delilah. 392 00:21:32,044 --> 00:21:33,506 Forgot your lunch. 393 00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:37,648 Thanks, Ken. 394 00:21:38,500 --> 00:21:40,318 I've seen you at Delilah's. 395 00:21:41,412 --> 00:21:42,601 I'm Ken. 396 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:45,108 - I'm Didi's... - Uncle. 397 00:21:45,737 --> 00:21:47,022 Uncle Ken... 398 00:21:47,131 --> 00:21:48,846 is my uncle. 399 00:21:49,958 --> 00:21:50,987 Right... 400 00:21:51,056 --> 00:21:52,983 And Doug is my uncle, 401 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,948 and Doug is her dad... 402 00:21:56,974 --> 00:21:59,174 So, we're also brothers. 403 00:22:00,794 --> 00:22:02,377 I guess our daddy married our... 404 00:22:02,475 --> 00:22:03,881 his half-sister. 405 00:22:08,051 --> 00:22:09,978 I'm also her fiance. 406 00:22:10,060 --> 00:22:12,441 Okay. Uncle ken, can I talk to you for a second? 407 00:22:12,564 --> 00:22:14,628 I think that boy thinks he is your boyfriend. 408 00:22:15,065 --> 00:22:17,097 This is all part of our cover, ok? 409 00:22:17,159 --> 00:22:19,069 Aren't you supposed to be with my dad today? 410 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,790 He got a hair 'cross his fanny cause I messed up his stapler. 411 00:22:21,913 --> 00:22:25,172 You know that this is all some big test, right? 412 00:22:25,377 --> 00:22:27,059 To see what you're made of? 413 00:22:27,591 --> 00:22:29,634 - Is that so? - Absolutely. 414 00:22:29,692 --> 00:22:31,797 Well, I can pass any test he can set. 415 00:22:31,865 --> 00:22:33,546 You should do that. 416 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,539 See you at home, Didi. 417 00:22:45,654 --> 00:22:46,884 Your uncle gave you this? 418 00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:49,891 He got it from a vending machine at the halfway house. 419 00:22:51,831 --> 00:22:52,985 What? 420 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,934 Shit. 421 00:22:55,699 --> 00:22:57,025 Shit ! 422 00:22:59,471 --> 00:23:01,364 Ken, I realized that... 423 00:23:01,469 --> 00:23:03,219 I forgot to... 424 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:04,763 thank you... 425 00:23:05,513 --> 00:23:07,645 for bringing me my lunch. 426 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,326 It was very nice of you. 427 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:12,951 Okay. That's all. 428 00:23:13,019 --> 00:23:15,243 Well, I hope the sandwich didn't get too smushed. 429 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,714 I think it'll be fine. 430 00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:20,899 Well... 431 00:23:22,307 --> 00:23:24,016 - See you, Didi. - Bye. 432 00:23:30,855 --> 00:23:32,345 Not so fast. 433 00:23:33,192 --> 00:23:34,928 Let's see that purse, little lady. 434 00:23:42,884 --> 00:23:44,578 I'm short 800 bucks. 435 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:46,615 In my office, now. 436 00:23:52,796 --> 00:23:54,449 I wanna know why you're really here, 437 00:23:54,505 --> 00:23:57,006 and don't give me any of that cockamie shit about feng shui. 438 00:23:57,057 --> 00:23:58,779 What'd you really come here for? 439 00:23:59,569 --> 00:24:01,155 I wanna screw you. 440 00:24:02,002 --> 00:24:03,232 We should do. 441 00:24:04,054 --> 00:24:06,295 - I wanna see your arm. - No, no, no, no, you don't. 442 00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:08,436 No, you wanna get it on over there by the moose. 443 00:24:08,491 --> 00:24:09,543 - Come on! - Kimmy, 444 00:24:09,584 --> 00:24:11,975 get me the Ducaine police. I want to report a robbery. 445 00:24:12,062 --> 00:24:13,805 That's all right, Kimmy. I'll handle it. 446 00:24:18,130 --> 00:24:19,415 What do you want? 447 00:24:22,315 --> 00:24:23,367 Pills? 448 00:24:24,023 --> 00:24:26,060 Went me to hook you up with some oxy, 449 00:24:26,183 --> 00:24:27,536 a little meth? 450 00:24:30,761 --> 00:24:31,964 Wanna shoot up? 451 00:24:35,234 --> 00:24:36,929 Hard to ask, isn't it? 452 00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:40,244 Sometimes that's the worst part, 453 00:24:40,517 --> 00:24:42,568 how degraded you can get. 454 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:47,406 I want to know how you did it, 455 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,524 how you got clean. 456 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:51,820 Cause you did, didn't you? 457 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:55,510 Tell me how you stopped using. 458 00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:00,046 Oh, my God. 459 00:25:01,201 --> 00:25:03,812 I get it. I get it. 460 00:25:05,093 --> 00:25:06,706 Oh, God. You want... 461 00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,713 you wanna quit for Doug, 462 00:25:09,863 --> 00:25:12,098 and you want me to help you. 463 00:25:14,336 --> 00:25:16,372 Ain't that romantic? 464 00:25:16,454 --> 00:25:18,409 Don't you dare laugh at me ! 465 00:25:18,518 --> 00:25:19,994 Okay, okay, okay. Jesus. 466 00:25:20,090 --> 00:25:21,468 Was it A.A.? 467 00:25:21,769 --> 00:25:23,942 Get your fingernails out of my balls. 468 00:25:24,461 --> 00:25:26,361 You tell me how you got off pills ! 469 00:25:26,362 --> 00:25:27,490 I don't know. I don't know. 470 00:25:27,491 --> 00:25:29,169 You're a lying son of a bitch ! 471 00:25:29,267 --> 00:25:31,878 God is my judge, I do not know. 472 00:25:31,968 --> 00:25:35,546 It was the nineties. My dealer o.d.'d. I just... 473 00:25:35,710 --> 00:25:37,268 I stopped. I don't know. 474 00:25:44,564 --> 00:25:47,024 You're the craziest bitch I ever met. 475 00:25:48,038 --> 00:25:50,621 What does that mean "we've all done things we regret"? 476 00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:53,504 I just mean that everyone has things in their past 477 00:25:53,572 --> 00:25:54,829 that they wish were different. 478 00:25:54,945 --> 00:25:57,459 For Panco, this could be some of our locations. 479 00:25:58,143 --> 00:26:00,657 For Mary Louise Blodgett, that could be 480 00:26:00,753 --> 00:26:02,563 - felony grand theft. - What? 481 00:26:02,657 --> 00:26:03,805 Oh, you know. 482 00:26:03,901 --> 00:26:06,948 One Gucci dress, one leopard print belt, 483 00:26:07,058 --> 00:26:10,386 three bras, five pairs of ladies' underwear... 484 00:26:10,727 --> 00:26:14,987 And $627 worth of assorted sex toys. 485 00:26:16,063 --> 00:26:19,090 Does that ring a bell or a buzzer, Ms. Blodgett? 486 00:26:19,179 --> 00:26:20,232 You asshole. 487 00:26:20,349 --> 00:26:23,055 - Give me that. - No, that would be stealing. 488 00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:27,273 I assume you are aware of your client's felony conviction in 1993 489 00:26:27,368 --> 00:26:29,022 under the name of Mary Louise Blodgett. 490 00:26:29,107 --> 00:26:30,365 That was 15 years ago. 491 00:26:30,458 --> 00:26:33,834 So my client was a little light-fingered when she was younger. 492 00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:34,982 How is this relevant? 493 00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:38,028 Well, just from my experience, it really affects how the jury sees you, 494 00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:39,258 you know, uh... 495 00:26:39,368 --> 00:26:40,762 the peers in the community. 496 00:26:40,857 --> 00:26:43,003 I was going through a really hard time, 497 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:44,995 and it was my first divorce. 498 00:26:45,090 --> 00:26:46,621 And you must tell that to the judge. 499 00:26:46,696 --> 00:26:48,959 And when we go to the trial, you gonna wear that suit? 500 00:26:49,049 --> 00:26:50,456 Nice suit. Looks good. 501 00:26:50,566 --> 00:26:52,373 Is that a thousand bucks or so? 502 00:26:52,523 --> 00:26:53,712 Got the receipt? 503 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:57,689 Oh, I win a cookie. 504 00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,618 You stole that jacket? 505 00:27:00,141 --> 00:27:03,298 - Old habits die hard. - I lost my arm ! 506 00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:06,359 An alligator dragged me into a swamp ! 507 00:27:06,646 --> 00:27:09,257 I am under a great deal of stress. 508 00:27:09,339 --> 00:27:12,110 It is terrible when a client violates your trust, isn't it, Ann? 509 00:27:12,206 --> 00:27:13,764 You, goddamn lawyers, are all alike. 510 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:15,978 This is a despicable tactic. 511 00:27:16,101 --> 00:27:18,663 - You will not intimidate my client. - Just make it go away ! 512 00:27:18,672 --> 00:27:21,319 - I don't care what it takes ! - Now, honey, you don't mean that. 513 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:22,489 You're getting overemotional. 514 00:27:22,563 --> 00:27:24,749 But I must say, we are prepared to discuss 515 00:27:24,900 --> 00:27:26,130 how to make it go away. 516 00:27:26,198 --> 00:27:30,033 We'll be in touch when my client is feeling a little more rational. 517 00:27:32,043 --> 00:27:34,867 - Did I mention my prescription? - It's all right, Di. It's okay. 518 00:27:39,190 --> 00:27:40,311 Shit ! 519 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,464 You are a genius. 520 00:27:48,462 --> 00:27:50,294 Who knew the gimp was a shoplifter? 521 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:51,434 Well, 522 00:27:51,496 --> 00:27:53,423 yeah, don't get excited. 523 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,482 And she'll want something. She'll be back. 524 00:27:55,563 --> 00:27:56,875 Oh, who gives a rat's ass? 525 00:27:56,966 --> 00:27:59,576 Well, you do. You said you weren't gonna give her one thin dime. 526 00:27:59,674 --> 00:28:02,134 Oh, what are you, nuts? I was just shittin' you, pal. 527 00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,982 I got a paper trail comin' out of my ass on this thing. 528 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,265 I knew I was gonna be out a million easy. 529 00:28:07,374 --> 00:28:10,654 It's just that I got a little cash flow problem right now. 530 00:28:11,406 --> 00:28:13,538 I thought you were worth 150 millions? 531 00:28:13,634 --> 00:28:14,713 On paper. 532 00:28:15,383 --> 00:28:16,463 Real money? 533 00:28:16,982 --> 00:28:18,595 Housing market's in the toilet. 534 00:28:18,681 --> 00:28:19,911 I'm mortgaged to my eyeballs. 535 00:28:19,977 --> 00:28:22,437 I was shittin' a brick I was gonna have to file Chapter 11. 536 00:28:22,573 --> 00:28:25,819 But now I got time to raise some funds. 537 00:28:27,405 --> 00:28:28,662 Look at me. 538 00:28:30,114 --> 00:28:31,563 Look in my eyes. 539 00:28:32,608 --> 00:28:36,749 You are the best goddamn lawyer I ever met. 540 00:28:39,079 --> 00:28:41,812 Hey, hey, where the hell you think you're going, little lady? 541 00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:43,999 Oh, this place ain't right for my employment needs. 542 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:45,976 Whoa, whoa, hold on. Hold on a minute. 543 00:28:46,093 --> 00:28:47,733 Doug, Doug, if you don't mind, 544 00:28:47,815 --> 00:28:49,277 gonna have a little tete-a-tete. 545 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,412 Sure. 546 00:28:50,541 --> 00:28:52,372 Who the hell took my gold pen? 547 00:28:53,015 --> 00:28:56,213 My grandma gave me that pen when I graduated high school. 548 00:28:57,214 --> 00:28:58,854 I can help you. Just so you know, 549 00:28:59,018 --> 00:29:01,000 I'd never dream of menoning 550 00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:02,921 that little incident to Doug. 551 00:29:03,071 --> 00:29:04,479 It's just between you and me. 552 00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:07,350 See, cause I'm guessing that, uh... that, uh... 553 00:29:09,972 --> 00:29:12,391 Doug don't know you're still popping pills, does he? 554 00:29:12,528 --> 00:29:14,182 You're a real bastard. 555 00:29:14,455 --> 00:29:16,315 No wonder you have nightmares. 556 00:29:19,172 --> 00:29:21,577 See there? You see, nothing a little raise couldn't cure. 557 00:29:21,686 --> 00:29:22,944 Give me a minute. 558 00:29:24,273 --> 00:29:25,844 You have a good meeting? 559 00:29:26,077 --> 00:29:28,004 Knocked them down over a million. 560 00:29:28,485 --> 00:29:30,358 - She cried. - She did? 561 00:29:30,754 --> 00:29:33,775 Oh, baby. You're a real good lawyer, huh? 562 00:29:34,339 --> 00:29:36,307 You got her good. 563 00:29:41,092 --> 00:29:43,015 Oh, sorry. 564 00:29:43,156 --> 00:29:44,850 Interrupt the romance. 565 00:29:46,557 --> 00:29:47,869 A little petty cash. 566 00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:48,983 For? 567 00:29:49,058 --> 00:29:50,193 Expenses. 568 00:29:51,823 --> 00:29:54,638 Come on. I hear Johnny Walker calling our name. 569 00:30:00,808 --> 00:30:01,983 So... 570 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:03,623 where shall we go? 571 00:30:03,787 --> 00:30:04,867 Club. 572 00:30:05,824 --> 00:30:07,327 Oh, hi, Dan. 573 00:30:08,628 --> 00:30:09,967 Doug. 574 00:30:11,496 --> 00:30:13,082 Hey, I'll come with you. 575 00:30:13,656 --> 00:30:15,282 And you might be? 576 00:30:15,364 --> 00:30:16,389 Doug. 577 00:30:19,238 --> 00:30:20,920 Your name is also Doug. 578 00:30:22,409 --> 00:30:24,569 There can be more than one Doug. 579 00:30:25,621 --> 00:30:27,097 Gulf war. 580 00:30:27,645 --> 00:30:28,984 He was captured and... 581 00:30:29,093 --> 00:30:30,364 shot. 582 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:31,833 Can we take separate cars? 583 00:30:32,215 --> 00:30:35,459 No problem. I got a... colonic later anyway. 584 00:30:35,554 --> 00:30:37,003 I'll meet you at the club. 585 00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:39,095 God bless America, Doug. 586 00:30:48,843 --> 00:30:51,057 Can I ask you a question, M. Malloy? 587 00:30:51,249 --> 00:30:52,274 Sure, Ken. 588 00:30:52,396 --> 00:30:55,417 Were you a virgin when you married Mrs. Malloy? 589 00:30:56,577 --> 00:30:57,643 Jesus. 590 00:30:58,204 --> 00:31:00,459 Well, I take it you're still a virgin. 591 00:31:00,582 --> 00:31:02,659 If you don't count self-pleasuring. 592 00:31:05,016 --> 00:31:07,476 I want to ask your professional opinion about something. 593 00:31:07,877 --> 00:31:09,633 Can we get a body in here? 594 00:31:10,685 --> 00:31:11,833 Sure. 595 00:31:14,662 --> 00:31:15,939 Look. 596 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:17,683 You're right. 597 00:31:21,372 --> 00:31:23,723 Should I just wait in here? 598 00:31:34,529 --> 00:31:37,379 I'm gonna take this one, too. You were right about it. 599 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,843 Sure do make your titties look nice. 600 00:31:43,253 --> 00:31:45,763 I guess I'll have to take all this, too. 601 00:31:45,986 --> 00:31:48,731 Would you give me one of them shirts? I'll take one in every color. 602 00:31:48,844 --> 00:31:50,041 Oh, hell, I'll wear that. 603 00:31:50,545 --> 00:31:52,457 You want me to put this on your credit card? 604 00:31:53,302 --> 00:31:54,991 My boss is payin'. 605 00:31:58,923 --> 00:32:00,412 I got me, 606 00:32:00,788 --> 00:32:02,553 one of them expense accounts. 607 00:32:04,183 --> 00:32:06,377 I should really change jobs. 608 00:32:06,916 --> 00:32:08,981 These people don't give me jack shit. 609 00:32:11,778 --> 00:32:13,315 You lost your pills. 610 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,426 You want 'em? 611 00:32:30,315 --> 00:32:31,414 There you go. 612 00:32:32,669 --> 00:32:33,960 Official membership form. 613 00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:38,288 Once the paperwork clears, you're a member of edenfalls country club. 614 00:32:39,473 --> 00:32:41,162 Welcome to the world of social 615 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:42,821 cachet and influence. 616 00:32:42,979 --> 00:32:44,821 You're gonna make so many connections, 617 00:32:44,985 --> 00:32:47,894 you won't even mind paying 175,000. 618 00:32:48,451 --> 00:32:50,586 175,000... 619 00:32:50,763 --> 00:32:51,784 dollars? 620 00:32:51,913 --> 00:32:54,646 Take a second on the house. That's what I did. 621 00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,297 Welcome to the inside. 622 00:32:58,053 --> 00:33:00,375 Wanna know a secret? I'm gonna tell you my secret. 623 00:33:00,586 --> 00:33:02,533 The secret of my success: 624 00:33:03,489 --> 00:33:05,389 trust no one. 625 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,257 You gonna make it in this world, you gotta make it alone. 626 00:33:08,409 --> 00:33:09,817 I don't have a lot of friends. 627 00:33:09,969 --> 00:33:11,013 You got a lot of friends? 628 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,189 - Not really. - Yeah, me, neither. 629 00:33:13,318 --> 00:33:14,585 I don't have any friends. 630 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,749 I'm a lonely mother. 631 00:33:17,898 --> 00:33:19,986 Why do you think that is, Doug? 632 00:33:21,212 --> 00:33:23,323 Probably 'cause you're an asshole. 633 00:33:29,836 --> 00:33:32,323 How come you don't have any friends, Doug? 634 00:33:33,285 --> 00:33:34,317 I... 635 00:33:34,499 --> 00:33:35,695 I don't know. 636 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:38,129 Moved around a lot when I was kid 637 00:33:38,299 --> 00:33:39,695 and never got in the habit. 638 00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:42,405 I feel you. 639 00:33:44,962 --> 00:33:46,158 You trust anyone? 640 00:33:48,276 --> 00:33:49,707 You trust Cherien? 641 00:33:53,005 --> 00:33:54,510 Yes, I trust Cherien. 642 00:33:57,803 --> 00:33:59,011 Lucky bastard. 643 00:33:59,961 --> 00:34:01,826 I trusted my ex-wife. 644 00:34:02,506 --> 00:34:05,169 The bitch poisoned my kids' minds against me. 645 00:34:05,720 --> 00:34:07,045 What's your secret, Doug? 646 00:34:07,163 --> 00:34:09,344 How do you keep a marriage from falling apart? 647 00:34:17,103 --> 00:34:18,522 Twelve of us, Doug. 648 00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,833 So poor, I swear to god, 649 00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:23,050 we only have one light bulb. 650 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:24,622 You'd had to unscrew it 651 00:34:24,768 --> 00:34:26,070 and take it with you 652 00:34:26,422 --> 00:34:28,468 when you went in to the next room. 653 00:34:28,738 --> 00:34:29,782 Shit. 654 00:34:30,017 --> 00:34:32,331 I would lie awake at night, 655 00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:35,428 my whole family asleep in the bunk beds, 656 00:34:35,674 --> 00:34:37,750 and I'd have a vision of a day 657 00:34:37,856 --> 00:34:40,425 I'd be so rich, I wouldn't ever have to see any one 658 00:34:40,577 --> 00:34:43,075 of those filthy dickwads again. 659 00:34:43,521 --> 00:34:45,586 I never told anybody that. 660 00:34:45,755 --> 00:34:48,371 Everybody thinks I grew up rich. 661 00:34:48,782 --> 00:34:51,503 My mother left me when I was four 662 00:34:51,781 --> 00:34:52,978 after my dad died. 663 00:34:53,107 --> 00:34:54,691 Let it out, man. Let it all out. 664 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,802 - I've never told anyone that. - Let it all out. 665 00:34:56,908 --> 00:34:58,608 - Come on. - I tell everyone she's dead. 666 00:34:58,726 --> 00:35:00,356 She is dead to you. 667 00:35:00,497 --> 00:35:02,300 I was brought up by jesuits, 668 00:35:02,593 --> 00:35:04,423 and then bandits, 669 00:35:05,203 --> 00:35:06,435 a pack of bandits. 670 00:35:06,564 --> 00:35:08,341 Never think about your mama? 671 00:35:08,717 --> 00:35:10,523 - I don't know. - Maybe she's here. 672 00:35:10,670 --> 00:35:13,133 Maybe she's right here in edenfalls. 673 00:35:13,549 --> 00:35:15,438 - Ever think about that? - No. 674 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:36,203 Daddy, Di got arrested. 675 00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,804 Is this the one you were after? 676 00:35:45,325 --> 00:35:47,437 After the first hour, I started to see colors, 677 00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,061 and then I saw the face of a lion. 678 00:35:49,179 --> 00:35:50,621 - I said I was sorry. - Dad, hey. 679 00:35:51,665 --> 00:35:54,609 Where have you been? I've been calling you for hours. 680 00:35:56,404 --> 00:35:58,521 I just think you could give me back the pen. 681 00:35:58,674 --> 00:35:59,765 I think you owe me that. 682 00:35:59,906 --> 00:36:02,991 Just go over there and sit down. 683 00:36:06,694 --> 00:36:07,937 Okay, where is she? 684 00:36:08,019 --> 00:36:09,990 They locked her in a cell, and they won't let us see her. 685 00:36:10,072 --> 00:36:11,832 See the woman behind the desk? 686 00:36:14,465 --> 00:36:16,307 Okay, she took Di's fingerprints. 687 00:36:16,409 --> 00:36:19,095 They're gonna give her a permanent record, okay? 688 00:36:19,412 --> 00:36:20,420 Shit. 689 00:36:20,614 --> 00:36:22,503 If they run her record through the database, 690 00:36:22,626 --> 00:36:24,980 they're gonna come up with the real Doug Rich's license. 691 00:36:25,101 --> 00:36:26,646 Doug Rich is all over the internet. 692 00:36:26,751 --> 00:36:28,933 You know how much time you can do for identity theft? 693 00:36:29,074 --> 00:36:31,244 - Vehicular manslaughter? - Okay, Cal. 694 00:36:31,502 --> 00:36:32,980 She will not get a permanent record. 695 00:36:33,091 --> 00:36:35,308 Parole violation, practicing law without a license. 696 00:36:35,425 --> 00:36:37,220 I said I will deal with this. 697 00:36:37,337 --> 00:36:39,480 I don't want to go to a foster home. 698 00:36:39,809 --> 00:36:42,811 You will not go to foster care, okay, Sammy? I promise. 699 00:36:43,339 --> 00:36:45,533 Nothing bad's gonna happen to you. 700 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:48,031 I'll never let them take you away. 701 00:36:48,148 --> 00:36:50,482 Nobody is gonna split up this family. 702 00:36:52,641 --> 00:36:53,673 Are you... 703 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:55,169 are you drunk? 704 00:36:55,878 --> 00:36:56,957 A little bit. 705 00:36:57,115 --> 00:36:58,135 Shit, dad. 706 00:36:58,265 --> 00:36:59,825 I'll take care of this. 707 00:37:02,335 --> 00:37:04,329 Are you the one that booked my daughter, ma'am? 708 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,883 Because I'm sure you're familiar 709 00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:09,053 with Malloy 710 00:37:09,897 --> 00:37:11,583 versus the state of Louisiana. 711 00:37:12,955 --> 00:37:14,937 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 712 00:37:15,454 --> 00:37:18,515 The prohibition of marijuana use... 713 00:37:18,996 --> 00:37:20,896 Hi, what do you want, baby? 714 00:37:22,415 --> 00:37:23,447 What? 715 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:26,787 Are you all right? Mom's on her way. 716 00:37:27,221 --> 00:37:28,417 Excuse me. 717 00:37:29,426 --> 00:37:32,065 When you were out there, did you see my husband? 718 00:37:32,777 --> 00:37:35,369 - What'd you do? - Seven unpaid parking tickets. 719 00:37:36,284 --> 00:37:38,014 - Dad. - God forbid, Richard should have 720 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:40,425 to interrupt his conference call to bail his wife 721 00:37:40,495 --> 00:37:41,516 out of jail. 722 00:37:41,644 --> 00:37:43,615 - What a colossal dick. - Dad. 723 00:37:44,969 --> 00:37:47,022 - I didn't know you smoked pot. - It wasn't mine. 724 00:37:47,139 --> 00:37:48,347 It was Ken... 725 00:37:48,629 --> 00:37:50,901 Some kid hid it on Ken, and I had to take it from him, 726 00:37:50,995 --> 00:37:54,127 because there's no way he could've done this without blowin' us all to hell. 727 00:37:54,209 --> 00:37:56,567 So you threw yourself on the grenade? 728 00:37:57,071 --> 00:37:59,628 Aw, baby girl, I'm so sorry. 729 00:38:00,246 --> 00:38:02,452 I never wanted any of this to happen. 730 00:38:04,633 --> 00:38:06,123 I love you so much. 731 00:38:07,179 --> 00:38:08,258 I know that, dad. 732 00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:10,855 I love you more than all the world. 733 00:38:12,216 --> 00:38:14,410 All I want is for you to be able 734 00:38:15,008 --> 00:38:17,272 to do anything you want to do. 735 00:38:17,401 --> 00:38:19,583 For the love of god, dad, go find the bathroom 736 00:38:19,735 --> 00:38:21,219 and splash some water on your face. 737 00:38:21,325 --> 00:38:22,345 Okay, honey. 738 00:38:23,319 --> 00:38:25,008 - I love you. - I know. 739 00:38:27,028 --> 00:38:30,570 Richard's never in his life told our girls he loves them. 740 00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:52,877 Right in here, ma'am. 741 00:38:55,012 --> 00:38:56,689 He was a tall man. 742 00:38:58,390 --> 00:39:00,067 - Who was? - My assailant. 743 00:39:00,216 --> 00:39:02,293 The fella who stole my purse. 744 00:39:08,025 --> 00:39:10,301 He was a tall, thin man. 745 00:39:10,829 --> 00:39:11,955 Dark hair, 746 00:39:12,489 --> 00:39:13,838 bushy eyebrows... 747 00:39:13,990 --> 00:39:15,679 - Eyebrows. - Small eyes. 748 00:39:15,825 --> 00:39:17,315 - Small... - Crooked teeth. 749 00:39:17,479 --> 00:39:19,162 Okay, hang on, hang on. 750 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,314 Gotta get these in. 751 00:39:23,393 --> 00:39:25,469 You know, you want this to be good? 752 00:39:26,115 --> 00:39:27,464 Was it sunny? 753 00:39:37,366 --> 00:39:38,410 Mom! 754 00:39:39,313 --> 00:39:40,568 Hey, baby. 755 00:39:41,412 --> 00:39:44,203 So dad's here. He's fillin' out some paperwork. 756 00:39:45,898 --> 00:39:46,918 Shit. 757 00:39:50,117 --> 00:39:51,384 Hello, officer. 758 00:39:52,076 --> 00:39:55,161 I can't tell you how sorry I am about all this. 759 00:39:55,724 --> 00:39:56,756 I... 760 00:39:57,372 --> 00:40:00,046 I have the 800 cash 761 00:40:00,275 --> 00:40:02,257 for your clean and sober program, 762 00:40:02,421 --> 00:40:06,699 and there is also a little something there for your police retirement fund. 763 00:40:07,637 --> 00:40:08,986 I'll take you to her. 764 00:40:09,443 --> 00:40:11,531 I think she's learned her lesson. 765 00:40:11,795 --> 00:40:14,305 And it seemed like he was kind of retarded. 766 00:40:15,883 --> 00:40:18,469 Retarded? Why didn't you say he was retarded? 767 00:40:20,271 --> 00:40:24,576 It happened outside the station just 15 minutes ago. 768 00:40:31,704 --> 00:40:33,757 The eyes are a bit weird. 769 00:40:35,857 --> 00:40:37,218 You have a go. 770 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:39,816 I got started. 771 00:40:42,279 --> 00:40:44,531 His wife is here. She posted bail. 772 00:40:44,772 --> 00:40:46,871 Time passes slow in there, don't it? 773 00:40:48,994 --> 00:40:50,683 It's like it stands still. 774 00:40:55,849 --> 00:40:57,292 My friend Kay, 775 00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:00,388 she used to sing to me to make the time go. 776 00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:03,262 - You know what she'd sing? - What? 777 00:41:25,743 --> 00:41:27,268 We'd look up, 778 00:41:27,761 --> 00:41:29,286 and what do you know? 779 00:41:29,799 --> 00:41:31,464 Five minutes'd be gone. 780 00:41:32,977 --> 00:41:34,749 That's how you break the day up, 781 00:41:35,828 --> 00:41:37,596 in little pieces like that. 782 00:41:38,780 --> 00:41:41,549 Well, I ain't heard that song since I was a little girl. 783 00:41:42,031 --> 00:41:45,140 Paperwork's done, free as a bird. 784 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:46,723 Not you. 785 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,667 Tell Richard I won't forget this. 786 00:41:50,494 --> 00:41:51,983 It's okay, baby. 787 00:41:54,818 --> 00:41:55,862 Dad! 788 00:41:56,870 --> 00:41:58,489 - Whe were you? K- Where's ken? 789 00:41:58,658 --> 00:42:00,864 He walked home about 15 minutes ago. 790 00:42:03,165 --> 00:42:07,072 You'll be glad to know we feel no need to put this on her permanent record. 791 00:42:07,201 --> 00:42:10,028 You know, with you all being so willing to enroll her in our program, 792 00:42:10,168 --> 00:42:12,420 there's plenty of hope for her to be rehabilitated. 793 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:14,549 Thank you so much. 794 00:42:15,047 --> 00:42:17,675 Mr. Rich seems a little stressed, 795 00:42:18,006 --> 00:42:19,930 if you don't mind my saying. 796 00:42:20,082 --> 00:42:22,147 Support Group 555-4568 797 00:42:24,164 --> 00:42:25,408 Thank you. 798 00:42:27,314 --> 00:42:28,358 Baby, 799 00:42:29,027 --> 00:42:30,927 you were magnificent in there. 800 00:42:31,367 --> 00:42:33,584 Totally smooth, calm. 801 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:35,331 Above it all, 802 00:42:35,630 --> 00:42:36,756 like a queen. 803 00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:38,164 I can't do this. 804 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,014 I can't do this anymore. 805 00:42:41,307 --> 00:42:43,266 I can't do this anymore. 806 00:42:44,368 --> 00:42:46,456 It's okay. 807 00:42:56,409 --> 00:42:57,711 Honey, stop humming. 808 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:02,845 That was wonderful. 809 00:43:02,963 --> 00:43:05,602 Lars Mortensen and the alpine cloggers. 810 00:43:05,766 --> 00:43:08,453 You know we certainly can't get enough of the folk dances here. 811 00:43:08,781 --> 00:43:10,411 Next up, the Kriek sisters. 812 00:43:11,115 --> 00:43:12,206 Please don't go away. 813 00:43:12,323 --> 00:43:13,355 Hey, daddy, 814 00:43:14,082 --> 00:43:16,961 the nurse called. Says she's gonna be a little late. 815 00:43:18,706 --> 00:43:20,383 What the hell are you watchin'? 816 00:43:20,699 --> 00:43:22,247 Day nurse put this on? 817 00:43:22,951 --> 00:43:23,972 Lame-ass 818 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:25,883 polka shit. 819 00:43:28,630 --> 00:43:32,055 You must be sick as hell of ein' cooped up in here all day. 820 00:43:35,562 --> 00:43:37,721 You must be dyin' for some fresh air. 821 00:43:41,664 --> 00:43:43,728 No. Don't tire yourself out. 822 00:43:44,895 --> 00:43:45,916 I got you. 823 00:43:54,746 --> 00:43:56,059 It's cold tonight. 824 00:43:56,822 --> 00:43:58,663 Look at them stars, daddy. 825 00:43:59,356 --> 00:44:02,229 How come you can see the stars better when it's cold? 826 00:44:02,405 --> 00:44:03,766 When I was a kid, I used to 827 00:44:03,959 --> 00:44:05,794 think that stars were made of ice. 828 00:44:05,976 --> 00:44:07,126 Do you rember that? 829 00:44:07,284 --> 00:44:08,422 We'd go camping, 830 00:44:08,586 --> 00:44:10,944 and you'd let me pretend we were indians. 831 00:44:11,155 --> 00:44:12,645 You gave us indian names. 832 00:44:12,973 --> 00:44:15,477 You were big elk. Remember what you used to call me? 833 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,662 That's right. 834 00:44:16,902 --> 00:44:18,192 I was little bear. 835 00:44:30,012 --> 00:44:31,442 We'd set up our tent, 836 00:44:32,275 --> 00:44:35,600 and you'd tell me stories about the ridge runner. 837 00:44:38,436 --> 00:44:40,301 Crazy indian who lost his tribe 838 00:44:40,453 --> 00:44:42,119 and he would haunt these woods, 839 00:44:42,271 --> 00:44:43,867 scalping little boys. 840 00:44:45,873 --> 00:44:47,679 And after you went to sleep... 841 00:44:51,887 --> 00:44:53,846 I would lie there so scared. 842 00:44:54,303 --> 00:44:56,122 I never made a sound 843 00:44:57,564 --> 00:45:00,368 'cause I wanted you to think that I was so brave. 844 00:45:07,188 --> 00:45:10,379 All I ever wanted to do was to make you proud, daddy. 845 00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:15,448 I'll always be your brave little indian. 846 00:45:24,817 --> 00:45:26,377 I love you, daddy. 847 00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,855 And I will carry you in my heart 848 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,799 till the day that I die. 849 00:45:36,465 --> 00:45:37,520 Good-bye. 850 00:45:56,333 --> 00:46:01,131 ~SeriesSub.com~ 851 00:46:01,181 --> 00:46:05,731 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 60919

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