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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,730 --> 00:00:02,639 I'm Wayne Malloy. 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:04,669 My family and i are travelers. 3 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:08,539 Our kind has been living in this country for 150 years. 4 00:00:08,540 --> 00:00:10,009 We're not listed in the phone book, 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,049 we don't have social security numbers. 6 00:00:12,050 --> 00:00:13,319 We live off the grid. 7 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,559 Some call us gypsies, others call us thieves, 8 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:19,639 most though, don't even know we exist. 9 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:22,379 I've got three kids, a boy, a girl, 10 00:00:22,380 --> 00:00:25,199 and, uh... um... 11 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:28,459 my wife Dahliais just out of jail, on parole. 12 00:00:28,460 --> 00:00:30,759 We took her home to the traveler camp. 13 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:33,179 The family gave her a warm welcome. 14 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:36,569 I,on the other hand, gota different type of welcome. 15 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:40,419 I am the new boss. He is the old boss. 16 00:00:40,510 --> 00:00:41,709 Get over it. 17 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:44,979 Sometimes,it takes a beating to make you realize it's time to move on. 18 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,089 So where are we gonna go ? 19 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,169 Life's a river, kid. 20 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:53,389 You gotta go where it takes you. 21 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:56,439 So, with a loan from the family bank, 22 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,599 I packed up the rv and went out in search of something better, 23 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,319 something we could all be proud of, 24 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,909 something with a bit more substance. 25 00:01:03,910 --> 00:01:06,559 Look, dale and I had a disagreement. 26 00:01:07,820 --> 00:01:09,659 It wasn't that long before the family tried to stop us. 27 00:01:09,660 --> 00:01:11,339 You're in the wrong lane, asshole ! 28 00:01:11,340 --> 00:01:15,319 - Mick, look out ! - Shit ! Stop ! Oh, my god, no ! 29 00:01:15,890 --> 00:01:17,669 Unfortunately, 30 00:01:17,670 --> 00:01:19,999 they stopped someone else instead, 31 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:22,269 and then they ran. 32 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:29,729 Knowing that we couldn't go back to our old home, 33 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,579 we decided to visit their new home, 34 00:01:31,580 --> 00:01:34,929 eden falls, as the riches. 35 00:01:34,930 --> 00:01:36,839 Now, who buys a house on the internet ? 36 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,279 Come and meet our new neighbors. 37 00:01:38,280 --> 00:01:41,899 Doug, meet hugh panetta, biggest asshole east of the Mississippi. 38 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,769 You flatter me, Jim. 39 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,239 - You're sleep in gout here, huh ? - Yeah. You people wanna wake up with no soul, 40 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:51,159 I'm proud to say my family is finally on the grid and surrounded by substance. 41 00:01:51,860 --> 00:01:54,059 I've taken many things in my life, 42 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:03,439 we're gonna steal it. 43 00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:16,649 What are you doing ? 44 00:02:16,650 --> 00:02:18,109 Practicing. 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,769 Practicing what ? 46 00:02:21,950 --> 00:02:24,099 Being her. 47 00:02:25,650 --> 00:02:27,699 Why don't you come practice being her with me ? 48 00:02:27,700 --> 00:02:30,129 You wanna do it like a buffer, Wayne ? 49 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,759 Oh, you know how buffers do it ? 50 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,409 How ? 51 00:02:34,810 --> 00:02:39,589 Once a year in a cave, standing up like polar bears. 52 00:02:39,590 --> 00:02:42,399 - Like polar bears ? - Yeah, that's it. 53 00:02:42,566 --> 00:02:43,959 I think they fake it. 54 00:02:43,960 --> 00:02:47,319 - What, the polar bears ? - A lot. Oh ! 55 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:51,689 Oh, fake it, Wayne. Oh, fake it like a buffer. 56 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:54,989 Oh, Wayne ! Wayne ! 57 00:02:54,990 --> 00:03:01,389 Oh, god damn it, Wayne ! Oh ! 58 00:03:31,810 --> 00:03:34,189 - It's me. - Where are you ? 59 00:03:34,190 --> 00:03:36,029 I can't say. 60 00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:38,179 Far. 61 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:41,599 You didn't even say good bye. 62 00:03:43,860 --> 00:03:45,529 I couldn't. 63 00:03:45,530 --> 00:03:48,459 When am I ever gonna see you again ? 64 00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:51,399 I don't know. 65 00:03:51,550 --> 00:03:54,179 I don't even know what we're doing here. 66 00:03:56,690 --> 00:03:58,169 I miss you. 67 00:03:58,170 --> 00:03:59,619 Tammy ? 68 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:04,259 Shit, Ma's comin'. I gotta go. I love you. 69 00:04:22,380 --> 00:04:24,659 Oh. 70 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:28,619 Man's gettin' calls in the middle of the night, baby. Can't be a good thing. 71 00:04:28,620 --> 00:04:30,849 Maybe it's ed Mc Mahon. 72 00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:34,309 Maybe Doug'Sal ready a winner. 73 00:04:34,310 --> 00:04:38,829 Don't be stupid, Ed Mc Mahon don't call. He'd come to the house. 74 00:04:38,830 --> 00:04:41,479 Promise me you won't answer this. 75 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:43,119 - Baby, I... - promise me. 76 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,019 All right, all right. Ow. 77 00:04:54,830 --> 00:04:56,859 We can do this. 78 00:04:57,690 --> 00:05:00,399 People do it all the time. 79 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,679 Oh, they do ? 80 00:05:03,300 --> 00:05:07,609 They move into dead people's houses, steal all their stuff, and pretend to be them ? 81 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:11,019 Baby, this... all this is manifest destiny. 82 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:12,489 It's meant to be. 83 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,789 You're my queen, baby. 84 00:05:17,530 --> 00:05:19,069 But, Wayne... 85 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:21,649 what if I like it ? 86 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:29,539 Nothing wrong with liking it. 87 00:05:29,540 --> 00:05:31,099 When I was a girl, 88 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:34,319 I always wanted to go to a prom. 89 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:37,609 Wear one of them big, old Fancy dresses. 90 00:05:38,130 --> 00:05:41,019 Have some of those... what you call 'em ? 91 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,609 Shoes ? 92 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,839 You asshole. 93 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:48,429 No, them flower things. 94 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,859 Think of the life we can have. 95 00:05:50,860 --> 00:05:52,879 Think of the kids. 96 00:05:54,870 --> 00:05:58,409 - It's not real, Wayne. - We can make it real. 97 00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:03,579 I'm gonna go check on the kids. 98 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,339 Okay. 99 00:06:23,390 --> 00:06:29,399 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 100 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,469 Okay. All right. 101 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:17,749 The Riches Season 1 Episode 02 102 00:07:22,090 --> 00:07:23,829 Where do you think it all goes ? 103 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:25,239 You know, I don't know, Sam, 104 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,469 but it sure does make a lot of noise gettin' there. 105 00:07:29,020 --> 00:07:30,879 Stop it, Sam. 106 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,889 This guy's got crap taste in music, but he's got cool shit. 107 00:07:33,890 --> 00:07:35,349 Hey, listen to this, 108 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:36,969 "when you follow your bliss, 109 00:07:36,970 --> 00:07:40,549 "doors will appear where there would not have been doors before 110 00:07:40,550 --> 00:07:44,566 and where there wouldn't be for anyone else' does that mean ? 111 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:45,929 I think it's what we're doing here. 112 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:47,345 What ? Bliss ? 113 00:07:47,346 --> 00:07:50,714 - What's bliss ? - Bliss is passion. 114 00:07:50,775 --> 00:07:52,850 If you live your life with passion, 115 00:07:52,851 --> 00:07:54,644 - fortune follows you. - Yeah, works real well 116 00:07:54,645 --> 00:07:59,269 - if it's in a house behind a big-ass gate. - Maybe. Maybe we're following our bliss. 117 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,792 Okay, listen up, team, 118 00:08:00,793 --> 00:08:02,794 we got a lot to do today. 119 00:08:11,215 --> 00:08:13,269 - Sajak ! - Shit, dad ! 120 00:08:13,270 --> 00:08:16,013 All right, split up. Hey, no, you guys stay together. 121 00:08:16,184 --> 00:08:18,657 Hey, no, no. Steash. Stop. 122 00:08:19,108 --> 00:08:23,152 The riches are law-abiding citizens. Everyone stay where you are. 123 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:25,571 I'll handle this. 124 00:08:25,933 --> 00:08:27,418 Hide. 125 00:08:33,965 --> 00:08:35,934 Good morning, officer. 126 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,102 What can I do for you ? 127 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:43,480 Mr. Rich ? Mr. Douglas rich ? 128 00:08:43,655 --> 00:08:45,150 Is there a problem ? 129 00:08:45,151 --> 00:08:48,378 Oh, that depend son what you call a problem. 130 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:53,175 I noticed you don't have a system. 131 00:08:53,176 --> 00:08:54,311 A system ? 132 00:08:54,312 --> 00:08:56,223 An alarm system ? 133 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:00,538 Officer lloyd shrage, 134 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,962 spartan security. 135 00:09:03,389 --> 00:09:04,652 I like to welcome you 136 00:09:04,653 --> 00:09:07,803 and congratulate you on movin' to the safest community in Louisiana. 137 00:09:07,804 --> 00:09:12,295 Uh, thank you very much, officer. 138 00:09:12,296 --> 00:09:15,700 I am so glad to, uh... to hear that. 139 00:09:15,701 --> 00:09:17,485 My family is very precious to me. 140 00:09:17,486 --> 00:09:19,980 At spartan, we provide for all of our residents' security needs : 141 00:09:19,981 --> 00:09:23,728 Alarm systems, 24-hour patrol dispatch, and armed patrol. 142 00:09:23,729 --> 00:09:26,940 - Oh, well armed ? - You bet. 143 00:09:27,017 --> 00:09:29,647 - We all carry assault weapons. - No shit. 144 00:09:29,648 --> 00:09:33,010 When you all get settled in, then you give us a call, 145 00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:35,985 - 'cause you can't be too careful these days. - No, I noticed that. 146 00:09:35,986 --> 00:09:40,869 So, yeah, I will do this, officer shrage. Excellent. 147 00:09:41,254 --> 00:09:45,274 Armed weapons, keep 'em locked and loaded. 148 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,592 Good. 149 00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:00,550 Easy peasy Japanesey. 150 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:02,744 Hello ? 151 00:10:04,597 --> 00:10:07,062 You people have got to relax. 152 00:10:07,063 --> 00:10:08,555 Buffers are not afraid of cops. 153 00:10:08,556 --> 00:10:10,420 Cops are our friends. 154 00:10:10,421 --> 00:10:12,353 What if that had been a cop ? 155 00:10:12,354 --> 00:10:15,021 What if that had been someone coming to find them ? 156 00:10:15,022 --> 00:10:16,953 Do you know what happens if they find us ? 157 00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:18,282 Do you know what happens to me ? 158 00:10:18,283 --> 00:10:19,530 I go back to prison. 159 00:10:19,531 --> 00:10:22,754 You go to prison. Kids go to Foster Homes. 160 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:25,543 You want that ? 161 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,079 We'll run if we have to. 162 00:10:44,818 --> 00:10:46,538 Somehow, you're gonna have to trust me. 163 00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:48,562 Oh, I heard that before. 164 00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:52,948 Okay. 165 00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:56,471 So listen up, troops. 166 00:10:57,572 --> 00:11:01,097 We're gonna dig into these buffers' lives until it bleeds. 167 00:11:01,098 --> 00:11:05,542 I wanna know about their friends, their families, their jobs, their hat size. 168 00:11:05,543 --> 00:11:08,032 Cal, get into those gadgets, please. 169 00:11:08,033 --> 00:11:10,622 Just get those messages, read those e-mails. 170 00:11:10,623 --> 00:11:11,999 Will you do that ? 171 00:11:12,199 --> 00:11:14,084 Thank you very much. Very kind. 172 00:11:14,085 --> 00:11:19,568 Didi, grab that big laundry basket full of mail and pull out any pre-approvedcredit card applications. 173 00:11:19,569 --> 00:11:22,437 - Dougy's gonna need some new credit cards. - Okay. 174 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:24,619 - Um... - what can I do, dad ? 175 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:27,945 Sammy, I want you to get my bag o' tricks and make us out some new I. D. S, okay ? 176 00:11:27,946 --> 00:11:28,871 Okay. 177 00:11:30,421 --> 00:11:33,818 Baby, if you could get Doug's calendar, hers, too. 178 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:38,639 Just find out any relatives, friends, things about that and stuff... 179 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,905 sex slaves, whatever. 180 00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:45,859 Anybody who does good work gets to shove something down the sink the sink. 181 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:50,096 - Try "rich" with two hours. - Already did. No go. 182 00:11:51,057 --> 00:11:53,938 Honestly, who spends $450 on one pair of shoes ? 183 00:11:53,939 --> 00:11:57,151 - Try really rich guys. - And she buys three or four at a time. 184 00:11:57,152 --> 00:11:59,527 I know, and every one of them butt ugly. 185 00:11:59,528 --> 00:12:01,039 - Seriously. - No taste. 186 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:04,255 - Try "rich dead guy. " - Surprisingly, no. 187 00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:05,970 What date is it today ? 188 00:12:05,971 --> 00:12:08,148 It's the 23rd. 189 00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:10,020 Okay. 190 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:14,575 Well, yesterday was apparently his secretary's birthday. 191 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:18,793 Are you... yes ! 192 00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:20,000 Well, hi there. 193 00:12:20,001 --> 00:12:22,358 Is this the javitz hair salon ? 194 00:12:22,799 --> 00:12:25,535 No ? You're a law firm ? Okay. 195 00:12:25,536 --> 00:12:28,965 I have the wrong number. Silly me. Bye. 196 00:12:30,738 --> 00:12:31,825 Got it. 197 00:12:34,323 --> 00:12:37,211 Doug is a republican. His best friend is pete. 198 00:12:37,212 --> 00:12:40,472 Pete's a mortgage broker from Dallas. He's e-mailed twice about a golf trip, 199 00:12:40,473 --> 00:12:43,311 and Doug is waiting for "big Mama's house II"on netflix. 200 00:12:43,312 --> 00:12:44,960 Damn, I'm good. 201 00:12:45,024 --> 00:12:47,757 Well done. Okay, e-mail him straight back. 202 00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:50,588 Uh, tell him you got a contagious disease, an illness. 203 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,038 - Mono. - Chlamydia. 204 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,894 - From a female. - Okay, mono. 205 00:12:54,699 --> 00:12:55,572 Mono. 206 00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:57,303 And sign it the way Doug would. 207 00:12:57,304 --> 00:12:59,179 "Weasel. " 208 00:12:59,329 --> 00:13:01,708 Would I make that up ? 209 00:13:17,711 --> 00:13:18,767 Shit. 210 00:13:22,209 --> 00:13:23,616 Damn it. 211 00:13:25,199 --> 00:13:27,313 Where you going, Tammy ? 212 00:13:36,741 --> 00:13:37,975 What the hell ? 213 00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,723 - Get out the way. - No. 214 00:13:39,724 --> 00:13:40,976 Move your ass. 215 00:13:40,977 --> 00:13:43,149 I know what you're up to. I'm going with you. 216 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:44,670 The hell you are. 217 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:53,151 I'm not happy, Dale. 218 00:13:53,152 --> 00:13:54,743 You promised a marriage for Ken. 219 00:13:54,744 --> 00:13:56,542 What do you think I am doing, Ginny Dannegan ? 220 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:59,332 - You're following Tammy Sims. I know about her and cal. - Oh, yeah ? 221 00:13:59,537 --> 00:14:02,023 - I know everything. - You don't know shit. 222 00:14:02,367 --> 00:14:04,967 I know Wayne Malloy stole the family bank. 223 00:14:05,124 --> 00:14:09,003 I know that you are up to your eye balls in shit if you don't get that money back. 224 00:14:10,404 --> 00:14:14,011 I know none of this is helping your position here. I know all that. 225 00:14:15,531 --> 00:14:17,157 Get out. 226 00:14:17,469 --> 00:14:18,345 No. 227 00:14:18,495 --> 00:14:22,127 Get out of my truck ! 228 00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:24,050 No ! Aah ! 229 00:14:24,325 --> 00:14:25,184 Let... 230 00:14:26,859 --> 00:14:29,800 Let go of me. Let go of me. 231 00:14:29,801 --> 00:14:34,014 You soy excuse for a man. 232 00:14:35,637 --> 00:14:39,556 I am pregnant, asshole. 233 00:14:39,557 --> 00:14:41,397 - Easy, Dale. - You okay, Ginny ? 234 00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:43,491 Mind your own business. 235 00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,811 Oh, god damn it. I lost her. 236 00:14:48,739 --> 00:14:51,424 That's real nice, hittin' a pregnant woman. 237 00:14:51,425 --> 00:14:54,933 - What did you say to me ? - Nothin'... dick head. 238 00:14:58,702 --> 00:15:00,385 You son of a bitch. 239 00:15:01,269 --> 00:15:04,247 God ! Broke my leg ! 240 00:15:06,225 --> 00:15:07,654 Pussy. 241 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:10,259 Oh. Oh, damn. 242 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:13,414 Doug Rich was a litigator, 243 00:15:13,841 --> 00:15:16,226 a securities lawyer, whatever that is. 244 00:15:16,227 --> 00:15:20,056 Cherien was his dental hygienist. They fell in love during a gum scraping 245 00:15:20,057 --> 00:15:22,665 - and were married two years ago. - In tampa. 246 00:15:22,666 --> 00:15:25,713 Took a long honey moon around the world, kept a blog of their trip. 247 00:15:25,714 --> 00:15:28,192 Doug doesn't seem to have too many friends, except that guy pete, 248 00:15:28,193 --> 00:15:29,886 who gave the toast on his wedding video, 249 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,340 - so Pete could be trouble. - Cherien ? 250 00:15:31,388 --> 00:15:35,289 Cherien's dad is dead and her Ma'sin a nursing home in biloxi. 251 00:15:35,290 --> 00:15:36,925 Okay, apart from Pete 252 00:15:37,176 --> 00:15:39,209 not gonna have much trouble from family or friends. 253 00:15:39,210 --> 00:15:44,120 So, it looks like Doug and Cherien's monthly expenses are about $7,500 a month. 254 00:15:44,121 --> 00:15:48,355 We gotta find about eight grand a month for this new life, 255 00:15:48,356 --> 00:15:51,060 - and by "we," I mean you. - Thank you. 256 00:15:51,505 --> 00:15:54,552 Well, I mean, yeah, if we don't want the credit collectors on our asses. 257 00:15:54,837 --> 00:15:57,568 Judging from his tax returns, Doug was raking in the kush. 258 00:15:57,569 --> 00:15:59,623 Doug had to be planning on makin' a living here, yeah ? 259 00:15:59,624 --> 00:16:01,818 Well, it's funny you should mention that because... 260 00:16:01,819 --> 00:16:05,423 Dougy was looking for work as a lawyer, 261 00:16:05,424 --> 00:16:09,794 - and you've gota lunch interview today. - Huh ? Let me look at that. 262 00:16:46,649 --> 00:16:49,285 Hi, Doug Rich. 263 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,717 Yeah, Doug Rich. 264 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:52,848 Hey, how you doin' ? Doug Rich 265 00:16:53,566 --> 00:16:55,053 Hi, I'm Doug. 266 00:16:55,054 --> 00:16:56,358 I'm Doug. I'm Doug. 267 00:16:56,359 --> 00:16:58,634 Hi, Doug, Doug Rich. 268 00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:00,061 Doug Rich. 269 00:17:09,531 --> 00:17:10,414 You like that ? 270 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,500 Hello. 271 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:17,452 Didi. 272 00:17:19,443 --> 00:17:23,568 You're looking good, dad. You're looking good. 273 00:17:24,194 --> 00:17:28,409 - You're really gonna do this ? - It's not like I'm gonna get the job. 274 00:17:28,784 --> 00:17:30,023 I just gotta turn up. 275 00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,888 If Doug doesn't turn up someone's gonna wonder why, 276 00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:34,501 and we don't want that, do we ? 277 00:17:34,502 --> 00:17:36,138 Why don't you just call in sick ? 278 00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,184 Too late. It wouldn't look right. 279 00:17:38,185 --> 00:17:39,992 You don't know the first thing about the law. 280 00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,434 Well, I talked my way out of that Nashville thing. 281 00:17:43,435 --> 00:17:46,291 - The judge was drunk. - Bullshit is Bullshit. 282 00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:48,558 Oh, I know Bullshit, Wayne. 283 00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:51,165 And right now, you are full of it. 284 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,827 You just wanna play. 285 00:17:52,828 --> 00:17:55,427 You just wanna see if you can get this job. 286 00:17:58,491 --> 00:18:00,469 Why don't you just let me do my thing ? 287 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:03,006 You just sit there and look pretty. 288 00:18:03,007 --> 00:18:07,656 Don't break any laws, don't break any windows, don't break anything. 289 00:18:08,490 --> 00:18:09,869 Come on, Cal. 290 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:15,113 You son of a bitch ! 291 00:18:15,974 --> 00:18:17,649 You, get out. 292 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,320 Go on. 293 00:18:19,321 --> 00:18:21,976 Just like your dad. Don't you smile at me ! 294 00:18:24,696 --> 00:18:25,995 Asshole. 295 00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:32,441 Break anything. I'll break your ass. 296 00:18:33,819 --> 00:18:35,258 One pill. 297 00:18:40,159 --> 00:18:42,245 Well, that ain't gonna do it. 298 00:18:46,155 --> 00:18:49,158 God damn it, Didi ! Damn it ! 299 00:18:58,395 --> 00:19:00,137 Put the cookie down. 300 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,250 Put it down, half pint. 301 00:19:02,251 --> 00:19:03,808 Put the cookie down ! 302 00:19:03,853 --> 00:19:05,188 - But I want one. - Put the cookie down. 303 00:19:05,189 --> 00:19:07,042 You're gonna have to make your own. 304 00:19:42,313 --> 00:19:44,752 Hi, Nina. I made you some cookies. 305 00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:46,310 Give me some drugs ? 306 00:19:46,751 --> 00:19:47,930 Hi, Nina. 307 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:50,229 I made you some cookies. 308 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:52,754 You got any more of them little pills ? 309 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,598 Hi, Nina. You got any drugs ? 310 00:19:57,697 --> 00:20:01,753 Shit, shit, shit. 311 00:20:02,163 --> 00:20:04,054 Well, hey there, Dahlia. 312 00:20:04,055 --> 00:20:05,338 Hi, Nina. 313 00:20:05,339 --> 00:20:07,532 I made you some cookies. 314 00:20:08,993 --> 00:20:11,367 To thank you for my hand and everything. 315 00:20:12,609 --> 00:20:15,586 Well, thanks, Hon. 316 00:20:18,903 --> 00:20:21,710 - So you wanna come in ? - Uh, yeah. 317 00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:28,629 I saw your two girls out riding their bikes today. 318 00:20:28,630 --> 00:20:30,042 My girls ? 319 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:34,580 Uh, Didi, and the... and the little one ? 320 00:20:34,581 --> 00:20:36,056 Oh, Sam. 321 00:20:41,671 --> 00:20:45,414 She's cute, real cute. 322 00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,068 Yeah, she is. 323 00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:48,242 Real cute. 324 00:20:48,911 --> 00:20:51,388 What school you got them in ? 325 00:20:52,045 --> 00:20:55,215 Oh, we haven't decided yet. 326 00:20:56,853 --> 00:21:00,143 - So, Nina... - hmm ? 327 00:21:00,448 --> 00:21:02,216 Oh, Nina, 328 00:21:03,056 --> 00:21:05,636 you know these little pills you gave me yesterday ? 329 00:21:05,637 --> 00:21:07,247 I was just wondering, like, 330 00:21:07,940 --> 00:21:10,729 if you just had like a few more ? 331 00:21:10,822 --> 00:21:13,038 I gave you five, Hon. 332 00:21:13,074 --> 00:21:15,992 That's enough to last you four more days. 333 00:21:15,993 --> 00:21:17,622 I know, 334 00:21:17,992 --> 00:21:21,962 but would you believe I dropped them all in the toilet ? 335 00:21:22,252 --> 00:21:26,899 Darlin', maybe you need to ask yourself why you need them in the first place. 336 00:21:34,317 --> 00:21:37,001 On second thought, it's really none of my business. 337 00:21:37,002 --> 00:21:42,641 But what I can do is give you the name of a nice doctor in town. 338 00:21:46,211 --> 00:21:48,512 Dr. Salhanny ? 339 00:21:48,513 --> 00:21:52,908 He's a sensitive man who understands the sometimes... 340 00:21:52,909 --> 00:21:56,918 distressing nature of modern life. 341 00:22:01,469 --> 00:22:04,589 How long will you be needing a rental car, Mr. Pratt ? 342 00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:07,877 A couple of weeks. My 740's in the shop. 343 00:22:07,878 --> 00:22:10,575 Chip here took it out for a drive, got it side-swiped. 344 00:22:10,636 --> 00:22:12,571 It was some dick wad in the corvette, Chuck. 345 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,228 So chip won't be driving for a while. 346 00:22:15,442 --> 00:22:17,823 Well, Chuck, it wasn't exactlymy fault, now, was it ? 347 00:22:18,158 --> 00:22:20,563 Troy, could you tell chip to tell that to all state ? 348 00:22:23,615 --> 00:22:26,936 Well, Geez, if you're used to drivin' a 740, 349 00:22:26,937 --> 00:22:30,403 you'll probably be interested in renting a car from our prestige collection 350 00:22:30,439 --> 00:22:33,629 Jaguar, Rover... 351 00:22:33,665 --> 00:22:35,430 Mercedes. 352 00:22:39,156 --> 00:22:40,909 Sure, we can... we can pick you up. 353 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:42,918 Yes, we would. 354 00:22:47,576 --> 00:22:49,051 Come on, mom ! 355 00:22:49,052 --> 00:22:50,247 I'm comin' ! 356 00:22:50,248 --> 00:22:52,375 You're so slow. 357 00:22:52,376 --> 00:22:55,450 - Somebody's tired. - Hurry up ! 358 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,338 Ohh ! 359 00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:02,340 - Come on. - I'm gonna snag my pantyhose on the bike chain. 360 00:23:02,984 --> 00:23:05,219 Who the hell wears pantyhose ? 361 00:23:06,085 --> 00:23:09,882 Stuck in Buffer ville, Circa 1954. 362 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,242 - Oh, man. - Come on. 363 00:23:12,243 --> 00:23:14,262 Wait up ! 364 00:23:14,709 --> 00:23:15,900 Didi ? 365 00:23:15,901 --> 00:23:18,164 Just stop ! Hey ! 366 00:23:18,615 --> 00:23:20,780 Stop ! Hey ! 367 00:23:21,151 --> 00:23:25,146 Stop ! The rv ! Stop it ! 368 00:23:25,147 --> 00:23:27,650 Aw, shit. I knew we shouldn't have parked there. 369 00:23:27,651 --> 00:23:29,840 That's right. Y'all are tress pasin'. 370 00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,382 Hi, there. 371 00:23:31,622 --> 00:23:33,137 You're on my land. 372 00:23:33,138 --> 00:23:36,011 - Keep tellin' my husband we need a fence. - So what ? You just had it towed ? 373 00:23:36,174 --> 00:23:38,226 How'd ya'll get in the front gate ? 374 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,121 - We live here. - Yeah, in that really big house 375 00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,697 - just right over there. - I've never seen you before. 376 00:23:46,304 --> 00:23:49,102 So, you know everyone then ? 377 00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:50,745 Well, as a matter fact, I do. 378 00:23:50,746 --> 00:23:54,997 I'm Hartley Underwood, President of e-ha, the eden falls home owners association. 379 00:23:55,033 --> 00:23:58,226 - Great. - And who are you ? 380 00:23:58,620 --> 00:24:01,798 I'm Cherien Rich. This is Didi, this is Sam. 381 00:24:01,799 --> 00:24:03,490 My husband is Doug Rich. 382 00:24:03,491 --> 00:24:06,718 He's a securities lawyer. He's a republican. 383 00:24:06,719 --> 00:24:07,954 The riches. 384 00:24:07,955 --> 00:24:09,884 I was told there wouldn't be children. 385 00:24:09,885 --> 00:24:12,177 Yeah, condoms ain't what they used to be. 386 00:24:12,178 --> 00:24:12,678 Huh. 387 00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:15,693 Well, it was real nice to meet you, Charlene. 388 00:24:16,697 --> 00:24:21,844 Oh, and by the way, we are not zoned for boat or rv parkin'here in eden falls. 389 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:24,539 I guess you're gonna have to make other arrangements. 390 00:24:27,057 --> 00:24:29,669 It's Cherien, you stupid Ludney bitch. 391 00:24:30,726 --> 00:24:32,488 What about my colored pencils ? 392 00:24:32,489 --> 00:24:35,858 Hey, we're gonna get 'em back, all right, honey ? Don't worry about it, I promise. 393 00:24:35,859 --> 00:24:36,839 Oh, my god. 394 00:24:37,116 --> 00:24:38,889 Oh, my god ! 395 00:24:40,415 --> 00:24:42,102 What is wrong with her now ? 396 00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:50,860 Come on, mom. 397 00:24:52,702 --> 00:24:56,152 Okay, eight from the door here. 398 00:24:56,153 --> 00:25:01,951 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 399 00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:10,874 Which tree was it ? 400 00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:14,711 Oh, god. Oh, man. 401 00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:18,634 - Hey, mom. - Yeah ? 402 00:25:18,677 --> 00:25:20,188 What are you doing ? 403 00:25:20,497 --> 00:25:21,548 Nothin'. 404 00:25:27,195 --> 00:25:34,510 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 405 00:25:35,545 --> 00:25:37,174 Okay, let's go. 406 00:25:38,735 --> 00:25:41,119 $235 ? 407 00:25:41,403 --> 00:25:46,222 175 for the towing, plus $60 for the ticket. 408 00:25:46,223 --> 00:25:48,257 Well, all right. 409 00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:50,688 This has just been a big, old stupid mistake. 410 00:25:50,689 --> 00:25:55,003 Plus, I'm gonna need to see a valid driver's license and proof of owner ship. 411 00:25:55,392 --> 00:25:56,943 Proof of owner ship ? 412 00:25:58,792 --> 00:26:00,983 Well, we just moved here, 413 00:26:00,984 --> 00:26:03,753 so I don't know where my husband keeps all the documents. 414 00:26:03,754 --> 00:26:06,640 - So if you'd just... - that's not my problem. 415 00:26:07,768 --> 00:26:08,901 NO ID ? No PRoof of Ownership ? NO VEHICLE ! 416 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:10,901 For all I know, you could've stole it. 417 00:26:32,114 --> 00:26:36,348 - May shit rain down on these honest buffer ways. - Yeah, I told you. 418 00:26:36,707 --> 00:26:38,777 We gotta go with a different plan. 419 00:26:42,092 --> 00:26:43,045 You game ? 420 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,213 Sure. 421 00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:51,042 Let's get Sam his colored pencils back. 422 00:26:51,108 --> 00:26:52,999 Hey, wait up. Hold on. 423 00:26:55,144 --> 00:26:58,964 I know your boy Dale has been a great disappointment to you, Earl. 424 00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:02,830 Well, he's disappointedme, too, Earl. 425 00:27:02,831 --> 00:27:04,887 Earl ! 426 00:27:05,093 --> 00:27:06,734 - Huh ? - Hi. 427 00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:09,791 Tea ? 428 00:27:10,247 --> 00:27:12,159 Now, us dannegans 429 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:14,060 we've been wanting a relationship with you Malloys ever 430 00:27:14,061 --> 00:27:15,874 since that didi was young 'un. 431 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:19,345 I even offered Wayne $50,000 to take Ken on. 432 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:22,363 But it just don't look like that's gonna happen. 433 00:27:22,613 --> 00:27:25,756 Dale just ain't strong enough to be the boss. 434 00:27:25,757 --> 00:27:27,615 I mean, he isn't. You know that. 435 00:27:27,616 --> 00:27:29,519 And what I've been noticin' 436 00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,687 is that a lot of folk around here, 437 00:27:31,688 --> 00:27:34,806 well, they respect Ken a whole lot. 438 00:27:34,807 --> 00:27:37,145 So, with your blessing... 439 00:27:37,146 --> 00:27:38,783 Hey, Ginny-Gin. 440 00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,063 Nice of you to visit daddy, 441 00:27:41,064 --> 00:27:44,430 - but he is a little tied - get your hands of me 442 00:27:44,431 --> 00:27:47,152 No one talks to daddy unless I say. 443 00:27:47,153 --> 00:27:48,243 No one. 444 00:27:48,244 --> 00:27:50,456 Get the hell away from me. I'm done with you. 445 00:27:50,457 --> 00:27:54,581 I wouldn't go talking up that dumb-ass brother of yours. 446 00:27:54,757 --> 00:27:58,671 Something bad might happen to him and you. 447 00:27:58,984 --> 00:28:00,705 Real bad. 448 00:28:01,074 --> 00:28:03,385 And no one will give a shit. 449 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:07,072 Don't mess with me. I know things. 450 00:28:21,481 --> 00:28:24,843 How do people go about their day in shoes like these ? 451 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:34,702 I got things to do. I can't do shit in these shoes. 452 00:28:35,941 --> 00:28:38,392 Take my purse. Take it. 453 00:28:42,038 --> 00:28:43,012 I like the shoes. 454 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:45,263 - You can keep 'em. - Really ? 455 00:28:47,527 --> 00:28:49,751 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 456 00:28:50,005 --> 00:28:53,503 You know, I wasn't even parked there that long. 457 00:28:55,127 --> 00:28:56,976 Oh, so you think it was towed, huh ? 458 00:28:56,977 --> 00:29:00,957 Yeah. Yeah, towed. I guess that's probably why I'm here. 459 00:29:02,527 --> 00:29:04,628 You know, I had this... 460 00:29:04,629 --> 00:29:07,495 this scale model of ancient rome in my trunk, 461 00:29:07,496 --> 00:29:10,752 and if I... if I don't find it, I am really so dead. 462 00:29:10,753 --> 00:29:14,045 It's really my last chance to get a "C. " 463 00:29:14,478 --> 00:29:18,143 I made these little emperor sand gladiators 464 00:29:18,144 --> 00:29:21,082 and vestal virgins and stuff. 465 00:29:21,083 --> 00:29:23,525 I mean, I really worked my ass off. 466 00:29:24,409 --> 00:29:26,516 What kind of car was it again, Hon ? 467 00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:27,873 Um 468 00:29:28,645 --> 00:29:31,188 a brown Corolla. 469 00:29:31,189 --> 00:29:33,090 Do you thinky' all could help ? 470 00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:37,303 - Sure. Let's go look for it. - Thank you so much. 471 00:29:37,304 --> 00:29:41,020 Oh. Oh,my god. That's it. That's my car right there. That one. 472 00:29:41,078 --> 00:29:44,107 Oh,I'm pretty sure that's not it, Hon. That's a Malibu. 473 00:29:44,108 --> 00:29:47,192 Oh, wow. They look extremely similar. 474 00:29:47,193 --> 00:29:50,096 - Well, that's a Malibu. - Okay. All right. 475 00:29:50,097 --> 00:29:52,553 Well, maybe we'll just keep looking then ? 476 00:29:52,554 --> 00:29:55,255 - Well, yeah. - Okay. 477 00:29:55,256 --> 00:29:57,566 Hey ! Hey, what the hell ? 478 00:29:57,754 --> 00:30:00,826 Hey, stop ! Stop, you ! 479 00:30:04,764 --> 00:30:07,115 - What do you wanna do ? - Do it, mom. 480 00:30:07,116 --> 00:30:09,110 - You got it. - Stop ! Stop right there ! 481 00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:20,296 That girl. 482 00:30:21,847 --> 00:30:24,679 Mom, why did we park here ? 483 00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,997 - It's a free country, ain't it ? - You heard her. We're not supposed to. 484 00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:30,159 Oh, ask me if I care. 485 00:30:34,196 --> 00:30:35,824 You know, 486 00:30:35,826 --> 00:30:40,831 Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about you, Doug. 487 00:30:42,498 --> 00:30:47,840 Well, Roy Lidge could not find a single good word to say about Gandhi. 488 00:30:47,841 --> 00:30:49,300 Actually 489 00:30:49,336 --> 00:30:52,901 he went completely nuts when he heard you were coming in. 490 00:30:52,902 --> 00:30:55,350 Ah, well, that's Roy. What a nut. 491 00:30:56,834 --> 00:30:58,681 I understand Lidge is an animal. 492 00:30:58,682 --> 00:30:59,704 Yeah, he is. 493 00:30:59,705 --> 00:31:03,028 Every day, we'd rattle his cage, toss him a steak. 494 00:31:04,735 --> 00:31:07,469 Why are you interested in Hayden, Javitz, Doug ? 495 00:31:10,332 --> 00:31:16,418 Well, I know you're a bunch of tough sons of bitches who don't stop until you bring an opponent to their knees. 496 00:31:17,595 --> 00:31:22,541 But I also know you won the client choice award, which means that... 497 00:31:22,542 --> 00:31:24,009 this means, 498 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:27,183 no matter how hard you screw 'em, they still love you in the morning. 499 00:31:27,634 --> 00:31:29,626 And I want in on that. 500 00:31:29,830 --> 00:31:31,592 A lot of lawyers do, Doug. 501 00:31:31,593 --> 00:31:33,339 What makes you right for us ? 502 00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:34,757 Napoleon used to say, 503 00:31:34,758 --> 00:31:37,253 I know he's a brilliant general, but is he lucky ? 504 00:31:37,254 --> 00:31:39,339 He used to say it in French. 505 00:31:39,642 --> 00:31:40,880 But I'm the lucky guy. 506 00:31:40,881 --> 00:31:42,951 Je suis lucky. 507 00:31:42,952 --> 00:31:45,028 I'm like a race horse. That's better. 508 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:51,142 Like, uh, sea biscuit, the sea biscuit of the non-sea biscuit world, you know ? 509 00:31:51,143 --> 00:31:52,423 I just work very hard. 510 00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:57,120 At Kerriman, Fox, I billed more hours in a month than most guys doin a year,in 10 years. 511 00:31:57,121 --> 00:31:59,296 Well, a year is more realistic. 512 00:31:59,297 --> 00:32:00,778 I just work like an idiot. 513 00:32:00,779 --> 00:32:03,264 I just don't have any life outside the firm, that's all. 514 00:32:03,265 --> 00:32:06,669 I'm like an animal, like a nocturnal animal, like an owl. 515 00:32:07,027 --> 00:32:09,474 Or like one of those, you know, thing. 516 00:32:09,475 --> 00:32:14,165 I'm like tiger, a saber-tooth tiger at night, you know ? 517 00:32:14,166 --> 00:32:17,678 A big night time tiger, that's me. 518 00:32:18,308 --> 00:32:19,422 You know ? 519 00:32:23,633 --> 00:32:25,108 Bob, 520 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:27,795 I didn't come to Louisiana for the etouffee. 521 00:32:31,668 --> 00:32:34,396 I sure as hell hope you didn't come here for these bubbas. 522 00:32:35,109 --> 00:32:37,810 How you doing, Doug ? Good to see you. 523 00:32:37,979 --> 00:32:39,328 Bob. 524 00:32:41,744 --> 00:32:43,937 Hey, Tommy, how you hittin' 'em ? 525 00:32:43,938 --> 00:32:45,600 Better, Hugh. 526 00:32:46,696 --> 00:32:49,217 - You know panetta ? - No. 527 00:32:49,894 --> 00:32:54,721 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, just enough to kick his ass on the golf course. 528 00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:55,736 Good. 529 00:32:55,737 --> 00:32:59,235 Panetta is a scum bag, biggest thief in the real estate biz. 530 00:32:59,236 --> 00:33:03,344 Can't tell you how many law suits we filed against that prick. 531 00:33:03,878 --> 00:33:05,047 Yeah ? 532 00:33:05,647 --> 00:33:07,555 How many you won ? 533 00:33:11,986 --> 00:33:14,751 See, the thing about guys like panetta 534 00:33:14,752 --> 00:33:20,389 is he's got weaknesses, which can be found if you know what you're looking for. 535 00:33:20,945 --> 00:33:23,343 You've got to beat him at his own game. 536 00:33:24,534 --> 00:33:26,604 I already have. 537 00:33:46,102 --> 00:33:50,113 Hi, Didi. Is your Momma home ? 'Cause I'd like... 538 00:33:50,114 --> 00:33:51,361 hey, mom. 539 00:33:58,509 --> 00:34:00,043 Well, hi, Ms. Hartley. 540 00:34:00,044 --> 00:34:01,967 Who the hell do you think you are ? 541 00:34:01,968 --> 00:34:03,287 Excuse me ? 542 00:34:03,587 --> 00:34:06,146 I told you not to park that shit-heap on my land. 543 00:34:06,147 --> 00:34:07,204 Well, I didn't. 544 00:34:07,281 --> 00:34:10,981 Well, these two tires are nine in Cheson my property. 545 00:34:12,725 --> 00:34:13,868 Oh, honey, 546 00:34:13,869 --> 00:34:16,142 you wouldn't know nine inches if it jumped in your bedand 547 00:34:16,143 --> 00:34:18,103 smacked you up side the head. 548 00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:20,426 Oh, don't you talk trash to me. 549 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:22,860 I will have that thing towed to the junky ard this time. 550 00:34:22,861 --> 00:34:26,699 You touch my rv, I will kill you. 551 00:34:27,378 --> 00:34:28,174 Really ? 552 00:34:28,175 --> 00:34:30,768 Well, maybe I should call the police right now. 553 00:34:31,023 --> 00:34:34,392 - you can call god damn Jesus Christ ! - Oh, don't you take the Lord's name in vain ! 554 00:34:34,393 --> 00:34:37,642 Don't you mess with me, you stuck-up little bitch. 555 00:34:37,643 --> 00:34:41,392 It will not end pretty... oh ! 556 00:34:49,813 --> 00:34:52,267 You only got one arm. 557 00:34:53,547 --> 00:34:55,940 You're crazy. 558 00:34:55,941 --> 00:34:59,179 You just made a big mistake, Charlene. 559 00:35:05,845 --> 00:35:07,156 Thank you. 560 00:35:10,789 --> 00:35:13,283 You just beat upa one-armed woman. 561 00:35:13,284 --> 00:35:15,225 Well, how was I supposed to know ? 562 00:35:15,593 --> 00:35:16,991 I ain't never... 563 00:35:16,992 --> 00:35:19,581 I ain't never seen anything like that before. 564 00:35:21,423 --> 00:35:25,254 "The issuer of any security up on which a restriction 565 00:35:25,255 --> 00:35:30,692 "or transfer has been imposed pursuant to section 260. 102. 34 566 00:35:30,712 --> 00:35:35,989 "shall cause a copy of this section to be delivered to each issuee. " 567 00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:38,738 Have you any idea what that shit means ? 568 00:35:38,739 --> 00:35:41,464 - No, sir, I'm sorry. I have no idea. - Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, 569 00:35:41,465 --> 00:35:45,335 just call me, Wayne, or call me Doug. 570 00:35:45,336 --> 00:35:47,227 Wayne is my middle name. 571 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,224 - Okay, Doug. - Yeah. 572 00:35:51,692 --> 00:35:53,644 Who am I kiddin' ? 573 00:35:54,127 --> 00:35:56,238 Oh, no, this won't do. 574 00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,747 Man should never drink alone. 575 00:35:57,748 --> 00:35:58,980 What happened to your friends ? 576 00:35:58,981 --> 00:36:00,405 Well, you know, Hugh, 577 00:36:00,406 --> 00:36:02,823 places to go, people to sue. 578 00:36:02,824 --> 00:36:06,596 Oh, I could've used you out there on that course today, Doug. 579 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,927 Got my ass kicked. 580 00:36:08,928 --> 00:36:10,686 Happens to the best of us, Hugh. 581 00:36:10,687 --> 00:36:12,737 You're not payin'for this shit, are you ? 582 00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,369 I haven't yet. 583 00:36:15,222 --> 00:36:16,904 Put it on my tab, Bobby. Come on. 584 00:36:16,905 --> 00:36:18,359 Let me buy you a real drink. 585 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:20,767 Come on. 586 00:36:21,608 --> 00:36:23,236 Hugh's tab. 587 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:56,544 Mom's crazy. 588 00:36:57,269 --> 00:36:58,655 Yeah. 589 00:37:06,309 --> 00:37:08,335 I guess we're stayin' here, huh ? 590 00:37:09,815 --> 00:37:11,083 I guess so. 591 00:37:23,328 --> 00:37:24,790 Pool's cool. 592 00:37:26,290 --> 00:37:27,905 Yeah. 593 00:37:35,246 --> 00:37:38,183 I guess we're gonna be sleepin' in the house now. 594 00:37:42,821 --> 00:37:44,971 We never had a pool before. 595 00:38:05,874 --> 00:38:08,827 Limbaugh, you freakin' drug addict ! 596 00:38:13,603 --> 00:38:15,304 Ah ! I tried everything. 597 00:38:15,437 --> 00:38:17,511 Vitamins. 598 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,347 I tried lipitor. 599 00:38:20,393 --> 00:38:21,828 I tried aroma therapy. 600 00:38:21,829 --> 00:38:26,983 I tried jumpin' off a cliff. I tried strappin'electric wires to my 'nads. 601 00:38:27,229 --> 00:38:28,315 Nothin' worked. 602 00:38:28,316 --> 00:38:31,084 My numbers were just... blood pressure numbers, shit. 603 00:38:31,126 --> 00:38:32,755 Flyin' off the charts. 604 00:38:32,756 --> 00:38:35,506 The only thing that works is 605 00:38:36,554 --> 00:38:37,769 right here. 606 00:38:37,770 --> 00:38:39,897 Isn't that Jim, my neighbor ? 607 00:38:40,196 --> 00:38:42,356 Sure is. 608 00:38:42,357 --> 00:38:45,830 Neighbors, friends, employees, people I know. 609 00:38:46,125 --> 00:38:48,606 Shit, some of 'emare even people I like. 610 00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:49,828 See this ? 611 00:38:51,626 --> 00:38:54,571 This is modeled on Hermann goering's summer place. 612 00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:58,485 Yeah, I noticed you had the same patio furniture. 613 00:38:58,486 --> 00:39:00,636 Yeah. You should see the bunker. 614 00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:04,750 Hey, Doug, here, 615 00:39:05,218 --> 00:39:06,850 wanna try the next one ? 616 00:39:07,197 --> 00:39:08,646 Sure. 617 00:39:24,103 --> 00:39:25,862 Not bad. 618 00:39:26,691 --> 00:39:28,006 Nice groupin'. 619 00:39:31,039 --> 00:39:32,839 You're a shooter, aren't you, Doug ? 620 00:39:33,579 --> 00:39:35,937 I've shot a few in my time, Hugh. 621 00:39:36,805 --> 00:39:38,354 A few what ? 622 00:39:38,861 --> 00:39:43,239 A few trespassers, hostile witnesses. 623 00:39:43,286 --> 00:39:47,438 So what were you doin' with those Hayden, Javitz Pricks ? 624 00:39:47,439 --> 00:39:49,759 Just listening to what they have to say, Hugh. 625 00:39:57,987 --> 00:40:01,217 Miss Schleewee, fourth grade. 626 00:40:01,460 --> 00:40:03,505 I loved her. 627 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:06,487 If you ask me, I wouldn't work at any one of those joints. 628 00:40:06,488 --> 00:40:08,127 Too many assholes 629 00:40:08,128 --> 00:40:10,026 observin' you, watchin' you. 630 00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:13,236 Can't even take a dump without everyone knowing about it. 631 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:16,128 They've all tried to get a piece of meat one point or another. 632 00:40:16,129 --> 00:40:19,046 I shoved those law suits right back up their asses. 633 00:40:19,394 --> 00:40:20,713 Can't touch this. 634 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:22,592 They're amateurs. 635 00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:25,065 Ever done in-house ? 636 00:40:27,017 --> 00:40:28,402 In-house. 637 00:40:28,766 --> 00:40:32,187 - As in "in-house counsel" ? - It's a lot more interesting. 638 00:40:33,001 --> 00:40:34,632 Lot less bull shit. 639 00:40:36,536 --> 00:40:37,952 No. 640 00:40:38,094 --> 00:40:40,912 I think I've decided to retire, Hugh. 641 00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:44,415 Get an rv and travel the country. 642 00:40:45,211 --> 00:40:46,171 Since when ? 643 00:40:47,134 --> 00:40:49,008 Since now. 644 00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:52,133 It feels good, don't it ? Who is that, Dershowitz ? 645 00:40:52,134 --> 00:40:53,971 Come here, you little scum. 646 00:41:00,066 --> 00:41:01,278 How does it stay there ? 647 00:41:01,279 --> 00:41:03,385 It's 'cause your nose is bigger, you weirdo. 648 00:41:03,386 --> 00:41:05,264 Yeah ? 649 00:41:11,988 --> 00:41:13,657 Oh, you're just in time. 650 00:41:16,839 --> 00:41:18,282 You cooked. 651 00:41:18,283 --> 00:41:19,766 I did. 652 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:23,366 Right here ? 653 00:41:31,089 --> 00:41:32,614 Maybe we should say grace. 654 00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,022 Okay. 655 00:41:43,688 --> 00:41:45,421 Bless us, o lord, and these, thy gifts, 656 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,300 for which we are about to receive through Christ our lord, amen. 657 00:41:47,301 --> 00:41:48,851 Amen. 658 00:41:54,257 --> 00:41:56,213 So, dad, how'd it go ? 659 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:59,752 Well, the good news is I got the job. 660 00:42:00,243 --> 00:42:01,722 You did ? 661 00:42:03,218 --> 00:42:05,170 Well, what's the bad news ? 662 00:42:05,171 --> 00:42:08,206 The bad news is I got the job, 663 00:42:08,207 --> 00:42:11,730 - and I don't know shit about the law. - Dad, there are so many book son law upstairs. 664 00:42:11,731 --> 00:42:14,040 I can help you brush up if you need help. 665 00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,473 That's very sweet, baby, but I... 666 00:42:15,474 --> 00:42:17,107 you gotta know something before you can brush it up. 667 00:42:17,108 --> 00:42:19,172 You talked your way through the Nashville thing, dad. You're fine. 668 00:42:19,631 --> 00:42:21,124 That was a Mis Demeanor. 669 00:42:21,449 --> 00:42:23,991 I can't con my way into a court of law. 670 00:42:24,979 --> 00:42:28,680 A court of law isa court of Goddamn law. 671 00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:30,584 Who am I kidding ? 672 00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:33,378 I... I... I don't even know what a securities litigator is. 673 00:42:33,379 --> 00:42:35,100 So what are you gonna do ? 674 00:42:37,315 --> 00:42:39,349 Don't know. I'll think of something. 675 00:42:39,350 --> 00:42:40,971 Yeah, you always do. 676 00:42:44,285 --> 00:42:46,387 Least we got the money. 677 00:42:46,688 --> 00:42:49,214 For now, we can use that to pay the bills. 678 00:42:52,646 --> 00:42:55,323 Oh, god damn it ! 679 00:42:55,324 --> 00:42:58,800 This is useless, Wayne. We are never gonna find it ! 680 00:42:58,801 --> 00:43:01,933 Tell me once again, which tree did you think it was ? 681 00:43:01,934 --> 00:43:04,175 I don't know. 682 00:43:04,176 --> 00:43:05,716 I wasn't thinking straight. 683 00:43:05,717 --> 00:43:07,256 Yeah, you know what, Ma ? I wonder why. 684 00:43:07,257 --> 00:43:09,807 - Would you shut your mouth ? - Why don't you shut your mouth ? 685 00:43:09,808 --> 00:43:11,380 Damn it ! This is 40 grand ! 686 00:43:11,381 --> 00:43:13,331 We can't go back home now, Ma ! 687 00:43:13,332 --> 00:43:14,948 That is not home ! 688 00:43:14,949 --> 00:43:16,625 This is the only home we got now. 689 00:43:18,543 --> 00:43:20,539 We could paint drive ways again. 690 00:43:21,544 --> 00:43:24,280 We don't have to live in some big-ass house like that,dad. 691 00:43:24,281 --> 00:43:26,292 What are we doin' here, Wayne ? 692 00:43:26,890 --> 00:43:28,983 We don't have any money. 693 00:43:29,276 --> 00:43:31,776 You ain't never gonna be a lawyer. 694 00:43:31,993 --> 00:43:34,699 We're travelers, baby. We're thieves. 695 00:43:36,472 --> 00:43:40,434 - We gotta stick with our own kind. - We are with our own kind. 696 00:43:40,621 --> 00:43:42,424 That's why we're gonna stay right here... 697 00:43:43,295 --> 00:43:44,634 together, us. 698 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,836 I'm gonna get usall the life we deserve, whether we want it or not. 699 00:43:48,838 --> 00:43:49,837 where are you going ? 700 00:43:50,245 --> 00:43:51,817 To war. 701 00:44:19,831 --> 00:44:20,592 Doug. 702 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:21,899 Hugh. 703 00:44:23,822 --> 00:44:25,570 It's almost midnight, Doug. 704 00:44:25,747 --> 00:44:27,299 Are you the ghost of Christmas past ? 705 00:44:27,877 --> 00:44:28,813 Yes, I am. 706 00:44:30,222 --> 00:44:31,232 Nice gun. 707 00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:32,207 Thank you. 708 00:44:36,149 --> 00:44:38,093 Why are you in my house, Doug ? 709 00:44:41,079 --> 00:44:42,268 Why are you here ? 710 00:44:44,603 --> 00:44:46,645 Why am I talking to you ? 711 00:44:49,789 --> 00:44:52,156 We're discussing my package, Hugh. 712 00:44:52,932 --> 00:44:54,069 Your what ? 713 00:44:54,302 --> 00:44:57,356 My compensation package for my services. 714 00:44:57,524 --> 00:44:58,741 As what, my pool boy ? 715 00:44:59,544 --> 00:45:01,137 As your in-house counsel. 716 00:45:02,646 --> 00:45:04,104 I didn't offer you a job. 717 00:45:05,415 --> 00:45:06,642 I think you did. 718 00:45:06,643 --> 00:45:07,495 Is that right ? 719 00:45:08,522 --> 00:45:11,676 I'm worth 150 million on paper, Doug. 720 00:45:12,086 --> 00:45:13,206 I run panco, 721 00:45:13,421 --> 00:45:16,545 I run techcurrents, I run a lot of things. 722 00:45:17,003 --> 00:45:19,526 Not bad for a guy who used to cleanseptic tanks, huh ? 723 00:45:20,700 --> 00:45:24,634 So, you want a shotto be my in-house counsel. 724 00:45:25,158 --> 00:45:26,709 You gotta be the best 725 00:45:27,112 --> 00:45:30,906 'cause I wipe my ass with those Hayden, Javitz Pricks, you understand ? 726 00:45:31,324 --> 00:45:35,068 So are you the best, Doug, or you just... 727 00:45:35,923 --> 00:45:36,980 middlin' ? 728 00:45:37,421 --> 00:45:38,181 What do you think ? 729 00:45:38,217 --> 00:45:40,030 I tell you what I think. 730 00:45:40,066 --> 00:45:44,172 I think you'rean asshole, Hugh. 731 00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,224 You really are. 732 00:45:46,260 --> 00:45:50,706 And your numbers, they're not that high. 733 00:45:54,396 --> 00:45:56,858 Your blood pressure, it's normal. 734 00:46:04,172 --> 00:46:07,802 I think you simply like to shoot your friend sand neighbors in the face. 735 00:46:09,803 --> 00:46:11,728 Put down my gun. 736 00:46:11,997 --> 00:46:13,692 Now, I know this 737 00:46:13,693 --> 00:46:16,263 because I used my powers of deduction. 738 00:46:16,264 --> 00:46:19,707 I assess and deduce. 739 00:46:20,088 --> 00:46:21,702 That's what a good lawyer does, Hugh. 740 00:46:21,703 --> 00:46:25,219 He assesses and deduces. 741 00:46:25,629 --> 00:46:30,856 A good lawyer makes you believe the truth. 742 00:46:35,682 --> 00:46:37,386 Holy shit. 743 00:46:37,387 --> 00:46:41,854 And, Hugh, you know what a great lawyer does ? 744 00:46:41,855 --> 00:46:43,607 Doug... whoa. 745 00:46:43,608 --> 00:46:48,529 A great lawyer makes you believe the lie. 746 00:46:50,721 --> 00:46:53,306 Oh, shit. 747 00:47:14,734 --> 00:47:17,876 - You crazy bastard. - Thank you. 748 00:47:24,584 --> 00:47:26,544 You're a sick mother, Doug. 749 00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:29,785 Yes. Yes, I am. 750 00:47:37,111 --> 00:47:39,663 And I like that in a liar. 751 00:47:49,500 --> 00:47:51,929 Baby, don't splash mommy. 752 00:47:51,930 --> 00:47:56,823 Baby, you really gonna get paid $200,000 a year ? 753 00:47:56,824 --> 00:47:59,162 $200,000. 754 00:47:59,163 --> 00:48:00,911 With benefits ! 755 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,223 - What ? - I gotta pee. 756 00:48:08,459 --> 00:48:10,272 - Oh, my god. - I gotta pee. 757 00:48:10,273 --> 00:48:12,082 You can't pee in the pool, dad. 758 00:48:12,083 --> 00:48:13,200 We're buffers now. 759 00:48:13,201 --> 00:48:16,011 If we don't swim in the toilet, y'all can't piss in the pool. 760 00:48:16,213 --> 00:48:19,862 I am a shark. I got $200,000. 761 00:48:20,180 --> 00:48:24,336 Don't pee in the pool ! 762 00:49:01,609 --> 00:49:05,676 Doug, I know you're there. 763 00:49:06,052 --> 00:49:08,009 Say something. 764 00:49:08,267 --> 00:49:09,882 Don't you hang up on me, Doug. 765 00:49:10,782 --> 00:49:12,527 Doug ? 766 00:49:13,204 --> 00:49:14,542 Doug. 767 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:26,265 www.ydy.com Correction transcript : Flolo 768 00:49:26,315 --> 00:49:30,865 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55889

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