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Anyone watching thinking we know
fuck all
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about knowing fuck all about owt,
needs to watch their back.
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So, you've had your Labour,
reclassifying skunk,
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sending prices sky-high.
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Literally, literally taking the grass
from its own roots!
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Now you've got your Con-Dem Nation.
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Liberals noshing Tories,
like altar boys picking dimps up!
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Have we had a national
fucking stroke,
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or what?
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Is revolution a word,
or was it never?
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Anybody watching needs to know,
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we cope better than average
with irony in Chatsworth.
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Well, for fuck's sake,
we live in Manchester,
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and they charge us for water!
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I wandered lonely as a clown
Necking mushrooms rarely found
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This green and pleasant land
In ancient times...
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Yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak-yak!
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It's not theirs any more.
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This is our England now.
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Party!
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'I never got that whole
Robin Hood thing, me.
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'I mean, for a start he used to hang
about in the woods with a monk,
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'plus he wore tights.
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'Now don't get me wrong,
I'm down with robbing the rich,
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'but giving to the poor? Fuck that!
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'Finders keepers.'
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Justine! Get out of there now,
you fucking slut!
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'You never hear the word "poor"
any more, do you?
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'We've been re-branded.
Now we're "underprivileged."
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'I think I prefer "benefit scum."
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'It's less patronising.
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'If Robin Hood were around today,
I wouldn't take owt off him, anyway.
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'I've always taken care of meself,
thanks.
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'We all get dealt a bad hand
now and again.
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'But the mark of a man is
to pick himself up and move on.
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'You know what they say...
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'If life hands you lemons... '
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Bollocks!
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What's this?
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What's it look like?
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Just, you know I'm good for it.
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Are you? Look, Shane,
I know how it is, OK?
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And if things are tight,
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I could always find a few bits
for you to do round here until...
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Oh, yeah. You'd love that, you,
wouldn't you? Go on.
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What've you got in mind, ferreting
tumble-pubes out the urinal?
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I'll even throw in a pair
of marigolds.
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Thanks... I'm not a charity case!
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Fine. We'll stop treating you
like one, then.
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Pay your tab or get on the wagon.
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Aaaaah!
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Sorry. Lads night in, me and Carl.
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Oh yeah? I'm sure you'll be
very happy together.
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Don't know how that got there.
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Aye!
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Dirty bastard.
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Human Centipede,
supposed to be well funny.
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Yeah, about that.
I can't make it, sorry.
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Clem put her foot down, has she?
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Mate, come with us if you like.
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We're not doin' owt,
just having a drink by the canal.
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Nah, no thanks... wouldn't want
to be a... sixth wheel. (LAUGHS)
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That's funny. See ya later.
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So, how's tall, black and jobless?
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Nothing about, work-wise.
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All the fight's gone out of him,
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he seems resigned to curling up
and licking his wounds.
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I used to be able to do that.
Before me back.
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Seriously, Gloria,
what is that smell?
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What smell?
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It smells like... sex.
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(SIGHS)
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Oh! There's a naked man climbing
out from your laundry basket!
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Oh!
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Dominic. Do we need to see that
first thing?
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I'm trying to earn me keep. Out!
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Mmm!
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Ladies.
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Ooh!
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Dominic!
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Who was that?
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Me brother.
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The priest?!
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What is it with priests
and big nobs?
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(LAUGHS)
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It's not funny!
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Catherine.
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Now then, Dom.
Didn't know you was back?
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Where's the dog collar?
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Dry cleaners.
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Can I have a pint, please and, er,
a couple of chasers?
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You haven't lost the faith?
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You've not gone Protestant,
have you?!
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No, no, I'm just having a break,
that's all.
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How'd you wangle that?
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Won a draw, names in a mitre.
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How comes you not been in to see us,
then? What you been doing?
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DANCE MUSIC, WHOOPING
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Just keeping busy.
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No, this is better than money,
I'm telling you.
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It's a two-man operation, like.
I'd help meself, but...
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How many cigarettes are we talking,
here?
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Enough.
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Delivery guy always stops at this
one particular store,
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then goes in for a bit
of extra-marital
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with one of the late shift.
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Leaves his van just sitting there,
half stocked.
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Two-man job, yeah?
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Maybe ask one of your brothers?
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Er, I have got other mates,
thank you.
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Course you have. So, are we squits,
then?
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Yeah. We squits.
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LAUGHTER AND CONVERSATION
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Enjoying your tap water?
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Champion.
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Fuck 'em! Cock!
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Shake-and-vac!
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(SLURS) Don't afford what
you can't touch.
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Kelly.
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What?!
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You fucking wish!
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Do you reckon he had somebody
at the house with him?
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Well, he claims he can't remember,
but there was someone,
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I'll tell you that.
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Cos I just spent the afternoon
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wire-brushing the dry remnants
of her off me fucking sofa cushions.
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Urgh!
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Are priests allowed to do that?
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Oh, he's a dogma unto himself,
that one.
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And besides,
he's on "extended sabbatical."
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Why?
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He won a draw.
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Yeah, and the second prize was
a Popemobile.
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Oh, right.
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LAUGHTER
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(LAUGHS)
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"Popemobile"!
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Because it's stealing.
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Because it's against the law!
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Oh, the law? And the fucking law's
done us a lot of favours recently,
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hasn't it, Jackson?
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Oh, right, right. So this is
all about revenge, is it?
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Sticking it to the man?
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Look, if it makes you feel better,
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for me it's about the money.
A lot of money, actually.
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Each. A 60-40 split.
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I don't care how much it is,
I'm not risking me whole...
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Hang on, what do you mean,
"60-40"?
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Well, it's my gig, innit?
I'm providing the transport.
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Hey, I'm doing anything,
then it's 50-50 or nothing.
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Does this mean you're in?
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Easy, you say?
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Fish in a barrel.
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You are sure?
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Never been surer.
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Is that Ches?
Thought you said he wasn't coming.
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Who's that with him?
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Looks like Lise...
Call her Toploader.
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Toploader?
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Yeah.
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All right? This is Clem... Lise.
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How's it going?
And you know Carl...
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(GASPING)
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Yeah, we've met.
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Right, I'll get on the bevs.
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Oh, hey... you're in a wheelchair.
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So I am(!)
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Awww... Good for you.
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Them are some big tits.
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Thanks!
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Oh! Jesus Christ,
get you a fucking bell or something.
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Well?
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Well, I was thinking
more of an inner city, council-run
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nursin' home meself,
but if you think they'll have you...
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For Stella!
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Her birthday.
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Tomorrow!
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I know it's her birthday tomorrow.
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Think I don't know
me own daughter's birthday?
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That's tomorrow!
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Her birthday was two months ago...
you IOU'd her a special day out.
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I'm a bit strapped.
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It's free admission.
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I also can't be bothered.
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(GRUNTS AND GROANS)
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No, no, if you think having
a stroke's gonna guilt-trip me...
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It's muscle fatigue, comes and goes.
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I'll barely be able to
move by the morning,
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probably going to need help
getting on and off the toilet...
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Fine! I'll go.
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Are you gonna tell them or what?
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Yeah erm... I'm moving in with Clem.
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Way to sound enthusiastic Carl,
cheers.
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It's a bit... sudden, innit?
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Sorry, don't you mean
"congratulations"?
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Yeah. 'Course.
Congratulations, mate.
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Cheers.
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So I'll see you at 10:30
in the morning,
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for highlights and a blow-dry.
All right, bye love.
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Nice(!) Who's it from?
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Could be anyone, couldn't it,
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but if I had to guess I'd say
it's the sober half of
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whoever you were up to your balls in
last night.
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Aren't you worried he knows where
you're living... sorry, sponging?
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He won't follow through. People
don't commit to anything these days.
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I hope not. It'll be hard for me
to coax punters through the door
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with your bollocks nailed
to the outside of it.
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Something you said then...
You got me thinking.
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What did? "Bollocks" or "nailed"?
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Yes...
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Brilliant.
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Who'd you shag?
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Cinderella?
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Shall we take it round pubs...
"Whomsoever this bra fits..."
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I'm game.
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Right. Here we go.
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You done this kind of thing a lot?
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I like to think I'm an old pro,
yeah.
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Ever got caught?
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Oh, wonderful(!)
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Right, let him get in there,
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give 'em a couple of minutes, let
'em start getting their jiggy on...
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In case of cameras.
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What makes you think there'd be...
Did you bring me one?
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No.
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Why not?
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I figured you'd bring your own.
Old pro an' all.
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(Come on, you fuckin' idiot... )
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Right... Off you go.
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You what?
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One of us has got to stay up here,
right?
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Throw us as much as you can,
and I'll help you back up.
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Why don't you go down there and...
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Bagsie up here!
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Sorry... law of the playground.
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It's not fucking Belmarsh!
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Fuck's sake.
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Get over.
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Get over!
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I'm trying...
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My mask!
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Oh, for fuck's sake...
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Oi! I thought you only said
you had one pair.
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Think I'm letting you
stick your face in my wife's tights?
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Whatever, Jackson,
just get on with it!
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He's probably mentally counting off
the England '96 squad by now.
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It's locked.
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It opens upwards!
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You've a lot to say for a spectator!
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What are you doing?!
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Having a look.
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Who's going to get us
back up there now?
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(TOPLOADER) Y'all right?
(CLEM) Yeah.
255
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:40,639
Look, mate, you can do better.
256
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:41,719
Say that again?
257
00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:43,639
Fuck's sake, Carl, she's...
258
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,487
What?
259
00:15:45,577 --> 00:15:47,056
You know...
260
00:15:47,635 --> 00:15:49,020
I mean, can she even...?
261
00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,539
Yeah, she can.
262
00:15:50,571 --> 00:15:53,146
And a fuck lot better than
Toploader too.
263
00:15:53,284 --> 00:15:54,283
You and Lise?!
264
00:15:54,526 --> 00:15:55,805
Me and a lot of birds...
265
00:15:56,025 --> 00:15:58,344
and none of them,
not one... even come close.
266
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,857
You need to start
opening your eyes seriously, man.
267
00:16:00,942 --> 00:16:03,461
The way she talks all the time,
big "I am"...
268
00:16:03,611 --> 00:16:05,610
Anybody can go to university,
you know.
269
00:16:05,822 --> 00:16:07,221
They probably only took her cos
she's...
270
00:16:07,277 --> 00:16:09,302
Fuck you. Fuck off.
271
00:16:09,657 --> 00:16:11,096
What...?
272
00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:14,239
We're going.
273
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,479
Bye-bye!
274
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,357
Bye-bye.
275
00:16:17,461 --> 00:16:19,340
Fuck! OK...
276
00:16:19,365 --> 00:16:21,476
(Calm down... )
Right. We'll take the whole thing,
277
00:16:21,509 --> 00:16:23,630
we'll ride it out the front
like Butch Cassidy.
278
00:16:23,702 --> 00:16:25,857
How did we go from nicking fags
to grand theft auto?
279
00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:29,901
It's called improvising, Jackson!
280
00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:39,239
Stand back.
281
00:16:43,173 --> 00:16:44,212
ALARM SOUNDS
282
00:16:44,260 --> 00:16:46,539
Shit!
283
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,153
Sorry...
That's my arse!
284
00:16:49,294 --> 00:16:51,053
Dickhead, I said stand back!
285
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,959
Oi!
286
00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:57,959
Derek...!
287
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:10,159
Fish in a barrel?!
288
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,599
Shit...
289
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:30,239
Shane!
290
00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:34,239
Shane!
291
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,479
Hello!
292
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,079
What's all this then?
293
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:08,799
It's er, contributions for the farm.
294
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:12,799
I thought it was free.
295
00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:27,159
Yeah... go on, off you go, chicken.
296
00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:38,956
Aaaah!
297
00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:00,159
I think we're done here, Princess.
298
00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:06,289
(SCREAMING)
299
00:19:06,290 --> 00:19:09,369
Just remember...
if the old bag asks...
300
00:19:09,370 --> 00:19:13,369
Whoa...!
301
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:26,169
Come on...
302
00:19:26,170 --> 00:19:29,569
Wasn't my fault.
303
00:19:29,570 --> 00:19:34,754
Never... work with amateurs.
304
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:39,929
That your dinner is it?
305
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,929
Since you blew our pay day, as a
matter of fact it is Jackson, yeah.
306
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,569
I grabbed it
when you knocked all the shit over.
307
00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:49,569
That was you!
308
00:19:56,370 --> 00:19:58,169
They're out of date.
309
00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:03,055
Sell-by's are bollocks. You can
always add a week on. Besides,
310
00:20:03,090 --> 00:20:04,329
it's fuckin' free,
311
00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:05,889
what d'you want?
312
00:20:05,890 --> 00:20:08,016
Cost two quid in the shops, them.
313
00:20:10,730 --> 00:20:12,769
Lise...
314
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,489
Mmm?
315
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:19,289
I've been thinking. We're
getting on all right, aren't we?
316
00:20:19,290 --> 00:20:20,798
Yeah.
317
00:20:24,170 --> 00:20:27,929
So... what do you reckon
we just go for it?
318
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:30,243
Why don't you move in with me?
319
00:20:33,410 --> 00:20:34,929
Well...
320
00:20:34,930 --> 00:20:36,089
I'll have to ask Ryan.
321
00:20:36,829 --> 00:20:38,340
Who's Ryan?
322
00:20:38,383 --> 00:20:40,289
He's sort of my boyfriend...
323
00:20:40,290 --> 00:20:44,289
But I'll definitely think about it.
324
00:20:44,505 --> 00:20:46,784
All right?
325
00:20:46,902 --> 00:20:50,901
Awww... Hiya, you.
326
00:20:50,951 --> 00:20:52,430
So...
327
00:20:52,524 --> 00:20:55,563
What we gonna do about it, then?
328
00:20:56,627 --> 00:21:01,221
He's your best mate, I'm a wheelie.
I'm not good enough for him, right?
329
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,801
Don't talk shite.
330
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:04,119
Uh-huh.
331
00:21:04,170 --> 00:21:07,529
Well, tomorrow, me and you
are going on a picnic,
332
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:08,849
we'll take it from there.
333
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:12,089
You don't mind me going on a date
with your boyfriend, do you?
334
00:21:12,090 --> 00:21:13,489
Eh?
335
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,729
Oh...
336
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:17,049
I didn't even know you knew Ryan.
337
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:21,400
Yeah. If you like. I'm probably
moving in with Ches anyway.
338
00:21:25,557 --> 00:21:26,809
Right...
339
00:21:27,551 --> 00:21:29,259
See you tomorrow.
340
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:36,588
I don't get it.
341
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,169
Why risk our arses nicking stuff
342
00:21:39,170 --> 00:21:41,129
they're going to be
keeping an eye on?
343
00:21:41,130 --> 00:21:45,129
Take stuff past its sell-by,
sell it on... money for nothing.
344
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:48,609
So you want us to...
345
00:21:48,610 --> 00:21:51,009
(to steal... garbage?)
346
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,529
Yes!
347
00:21:52,530 --> 00:21:55,409
And do what with it?
Flog it off street corners?
348
00:21:55,410 --> 00:21:58,049
Jackson, look at me. Eh?
349
00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,129
Do I look like
a fuckin' fruit and veg man?
350
00:22:01,130 --> 00:22:04,009
A little, yeah. But you're missing
the bigger picture.
351
00:22:04,010 --> 00:22:06,889
I'm talking take in bulk,
sell in bulk.
352
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:10,169
Schools, kitchens... anywhere
that's after cutting corners
353
00:22:10,170 --> 00:22:12,169
and saving pennies.
354
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:16,169
There's profit in their rubbish.
355
00:22:16,930 --> 00:22:20,929
It's original, I'll give you that.
356
00:22:27,890 --> 00:22:30,329
Jog any memories?
357
00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:34,329
Didn't wear matching underwear,
so a classy bird as usual...
358
00:22:37,170 --> 00:22:39,209
She wasn't blonde after all.
359
00:22:39,210 --> 00:22:41,089
She was a redhead.
360
00:22:41,090 --> 00:22:42,809
Good!
361
00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:44,369
We're narrowing it down then.
362
00:22:44,370 --> 00:22:45,409
KNOCK AT DOOR
363
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:49,409
Open this door, you fuckin' twat!
364
00:22:49,570 --> 00:22:53,569
What are you doing, he'll beat
the crap out of you! Shut up!
365
00:22:54,010 --> 00:22:56,169
Do you want me to torch
your fuckin' place?!
366
00:22:56,170 --> 00:22:59,169
Do you think he wants these back?
367
00:22:59,170 --> 00:23:00,889
Open the fuckin' door!
368
00:23:00,890 --> 00:23:01,929
Ssh...!
369
00:23:01,930 --> 00:23:03,489
You twat!
370
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:06,889
You're fuckin' dead. I'm fuckin'
coming for you, I'm telling you!
371
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,009
I think he's gone.
372
00:23:08,010 --> 00:23:09,529
It's OK, stay there.
373
00:23:09,530 --> 00:23:11,129
Ssh, it's OK...
374
00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:14,649
Don't...
375
00:23:14,650 --> 00:23:17,609
It's all right, he's gone.
376
00:23:17,610 --> 00:23:20,289
See?
I told you it'd be OK, didn't I?
377
00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:23,121
SHATTERING GLASS
378
00:23:27,269 --> 00:23:28,708
You could give us a hand?
379
00:23:28,710 --> 00:23:32,349
I do love you, Glores,
but... manual labour?
380
00:23:32,350 --> 00:23:34,299
Jesus was a carpenter!
381
00:23:34,335 --> 00:23:36,854
Yeah... Look where it got him.
382
00:23:43,390 --> 00:23:44,838
Eh, Dom?
383
00:23:50,274 --> 00:23:51,789
This is stupid.
384
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:55,789
You're a very negative person, Ches.
385
00:23:55,790 --> 00:23:59,789
A nice picnic is just what we need
to get to know each other.
386
00:24:03,218 --> 00:24:05,937
So, apart from the fact
he's going out with me,
387
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:09,099
I hear you're fucked off with
our Carl for not joining you
388
00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,461
on the reccie drugs any more?
389
00:24:10,509 --> 00:24:12,211
Yeah, well what do you expect?
390
00:24:12,307 --> 00:24:16,146
Now that he's all, "uphold the law,"
"serve the public trust."
391
00:24:16,225 --> 00:24:18,322
Sickening, isn't it? So...
392
00:24:22,150 --> 00:24:24,029
regular...
393
00:24:24,030 --> 00:24:28,029
or decaf?
394
00:24:28,112 --> 00:24:30,991
Was I here a few nights ago?
395
00:24:31,007 --> 00:24:32,242
I wasn't on.
396
00:24:32,314 --> 00:24:33,429
Do you get any redheads in?
397
00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,269
Well, just Ginger Pete.
398
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:38,069
Unless he's a 32C, he's probably
not who I'm after.
399
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:39,103
Pint?
400
00:24:39,126 --> 00:24:39,989
Real leather?
401
00:24:39,990 --> 00:24:41,589
What?
402
00:24:41,590 --> 00:24:44,029
LEATHER!
403
00:24:44,030 --> 00:24:44,749
Kelly!
404
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,189
What the fuck?
She called me a fucking lesbian!
405
00:24:47,190 --> 00:24:50,829
SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
406
00:24:50,830 --> 00:24:51,949
You're barred.
407
00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:55,949
You are barred.
408
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,189
Eight.
409
00:25:10,190 --> 00:25:12,109
What?
410
00:25:12,110 --> 00:25:14,376
Don't think girls can rate
other girls' arses?
411
00:25:14,514 --> 00:25:16,485
No. That's weird.
412
00:25:19,825 --> 00:25:22,103
Now THAT'S an eight.
413
00:25:25,710 --> 00:25:27,269
Five.
414
00:25:27,270 --> 00:25:28,389
Nah, three.
415
00:25:28,390 --> 00:25:30,349
Eh, seven.
416
00:25:30,350 --> 00:25:32,629
Six.
417
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:35,789
Nine!
418
00:25:35,790 --> 00:25:37,069
So?
419
00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,549
No way!
420
00:25:38,550 --> 00:25:39,869
I won't tell Carl.
421
00:25:39,870 --> 00:25:42,000
I am not rating a guy's arse.
422
00:25:45,270 --> 00:25:46,989
Four.
423
00:25:46,990 --> 00:25:49,062
Fuck off! He's barely a three!
424
00:26:03,422 --> 00:26:07,421
Fuck!
425
00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:12,589
Fucking hell!
426
00:26:12,590 --> 00:26:16,229
Two years and I ended it with him.
427
00:26:16,230 --> 00:26:17,291
Why?
428
00:26:17,338 --> 00:26:18,629
I caught him.
429
00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:19,749
Cheating?
430
00:26:19,750 --> 00:26:21,299
Not exactly.
431
00:26:23,670 --> 00:26:25,590
You and Carl have
got no chance, he's
432
00:26:25,591 --> 00:26:27,509
practically in training
for the Olympics.
433
00:26:27,510 --> 00:26:31,509
Yeah, it wasn't so much the deed
itself, more the visual aid.
434
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:34,349
"Pedigree Pets."
435
00:26:34,350 --> 00:26:35,989
What dog was...
436
00:26:35,990 --> 00:26:36,989
German Shepherd.
437
00:26:36,990 --> 00:26:38,189
Fucking hell!
438
00:26:38,190 --> 00:26:42,189
They're not even that fit.
439
00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:46,789
There!
440
00:26:48,310 --> 00:26:50,111
You know what?
441
00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:55,309
MOANING
442
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:58,549
I remember.
443
00:26:58,550 --> 00:26:59,709
She was black.
444
00:26:59,710 --> 00:27:03,709
It's not funny any more, Dominic.
445
00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:09,708
I laid awake last night worrying
that nutter was coming back.
446
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:11,589
And you have done nothing
447
00:27:11,590 --> 00:27:14,534
to try and find out who it was
you were actually with.
448
00:27:14,582 --> 00:27:16,061
I've narrowed it down.
449
00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,371
I've already crossed off Ginger Pete.
450
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:19,602
What is wrong with you?
451
00:27:19,830 --> 00:27:21,829
Does nothing ever bother you?
452
00:27:21,830 --> 00:27:25,189
You flit about like there's never
going to be any consequences,
453
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,784
like it's all
just going to work out
454
00:27:27,885 --> 00:27:29,189
It usually does.
455
00:27:29,190 --> 00:27:31,709
No it doesn't!
456
00:27:31,710 --> 00:27:33,389
You just wind up back here
457
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:35,829
and muggins has to drag you
out of the fire.
458
00:27:35,830 --> 00:27:37,291
So maybe you should stop.
459
00:27:41,729 --> 00:27:43,589
This is my home, Dominic.
460
00:27:43,590 --> 00:27:47,589
And I'm tired of taking the punches
cos you won't.
461
00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:50,299
All right.
462
00:27:52,230 --> 00:27:53,955
I'm sorry, Sis.
463
00:27:59,710 --> 00:28:03,709
♪ OASIS:
She's Electric
464
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:07,240
Listen, about the plan,
we have to make sure...
465
00:28:07,390 --> 00:28:08,965
Way ahead of you.
466
00:28:11,790 --> 00:28:13,589
What's this?
467
00:28:13,590 --> 00:28:15,869
This stuff's going to be a lot
bigger than cigarettes.
468
00:28:15,870 --> 00:28:18,389
OK, here's what we do.
469
00:28:18,390 --> 00:28:20,989
In and out, ten minutes tops.
470
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:23,989
That's the roof, there.
Those are the cages.
471
00:28:23,990 --> 00:28:26,909
Head over to them, fill your bags
with as much as you can,
472
00:28:26,910 --> 00:28:29,069
bring 'em back here.
473
00:28:29,070 --> 00:28:31,349
Then I'll pull them up,
unload them here
474
00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,223
and pass the bags back down again.
475
00:28:33,471 --> 00:28:34,816
Easy.
476
00:28:36,870 --> 00:28:38,109
You drew this?
477
00:28:38,110 --> 00:28:39,785
Yeah.
478
00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,469
And, er, that's me, is it, there?
479
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:45,909
Yeah.
480
00:28:45,910 --> 00:28:47,549
Why am I so small?
481
00:28:47,550 --> 00:28:48,909
It's not to scale, Shane.
482
00:28:48,910 --> 00:28:51,269
Oh, but that's you, is it?
483
00:28:51,270 --> 00:28:54,909
Up there, taking it easy whilst
I run around like a little pack-mule?
484
00:28:54,910 --> 00:28:56,229
I came up with the plan.
485
00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,779
The plan?
You drew a fucking picture.
486
00:28:58,971 --> 00:29:01,530
That suddenly make you
brains of the operation now?
487
00:29:02,350 --> 00:29:03,770
Yeah.
488
00:29:03,859 --> 00:29:06,177
That's right. I am.
489
00:29:18,312 --> 00:29:19,702
Oh, very mature.
490
00:29:28,707 --> 00:29:30,850
Admit it. You had fun.
491
00:29:32,117 --> 00:29:35,356
Well, I did.
We should do it again some time.
492
00:29:35,443 --> 00:29:39,322
Maybe invite Carl? He doesn't get
to mess about much any more.
493
00:29:39,550 --> 00:29:41,444
Well, he gets everything else.
494
00:29:46,150 --> 00:29:49,014
It wouldn't have mattered who
he was moving in with, would it?
495
00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:54,240
You just don't like the idea of him
getting on with his life.
496
00:29:54,270 --> 00:29:55,509
What're you on about?
497
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:59,509
Jesus, what was the point of any of
this? What do I have to do?
498
00:30:00,432 --> 00:30:04,431
I am not going to be one of those
girls that comes between mates.
499
00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:07,110
So do you wanna shag me, or what?
500
00:30:07,190 --> 00:30:10,548
Will that do it...
even things up a bit?
501
00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:12,119
What d'you mean?
502
00:30:12,414 --> 00:30:16,413
I'll give you a hand job right now.
If that's what it takes.
503
00:30:21,390 --> 00:30:24,015
Frank, what you doing?
504
00:30:28,790 --> 00:30:31,629
What you doing?
505
00:30:31,630 --> 00:30:32,989
What's that?
506
00:30:32,990 --> 00:30:35,264
An Albanian snow leopard.
507
00:30:35,452 --> 00:30:36,589
It's a terrapin.
508
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,366
Why bother asking, then?
509
00:30:42,350 --> 00:30:44,324
Whatever it is, he's dying.
510
00:30:45,578 --> 00:30:48,285
It's not a tortoise, it needs water.
511
00:30:56,496 --> 00:30:58,309
There you go, Terry.
512
00:30:58,310 --> 00:30:59,869
Terry?
513
00:30:59,870 --> 00:31:01,582
It's his name.
514
00:31:09,350 --> 00:31:12,504
So how did your great experiment go?
Manage to win him over?
515
00:31:13,430 --> 00:31:15,347
She has her moments.
516
00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:17,864
Anything you can't do?
517
00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,769
Water-skiing.
But I'll get there.
518
00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:22,644
By the way,
519
00:31:22,683 --> 00:31:27,252
offered him a no-strings shag
and he said no, loyal mate this one.
520
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,273
Naw, he just couldn't get it up,
could he?
521
00:31:34,470 --> 00:31:35,029
Fuck off!
522
00:31:35,030 --> 00:31:38,149
Yay! Hug it out!
523
00:31:38,150 --> 00:31:42,149
Yeah, that's probably not
gonna happen is it?!
524
00:31:45,590 --> 00:31:47,069
So you really offered him a shag?
525
00:31:47,070 --> 00:31:48,589
Yep.
526
00:31:48,590 --> 00:31:52,589
And he really said no?
527
00:31:59,532 --> 00:32:00,771
Go.
528
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:05,709
And remember the deal,
two loads and then we swap.
529
00:32:16,822 --> 00:32:18,701
Get down here.
530
00:32:18,827 --> 00:32:22,546
Pulling a plastic bag over
barbed wire, fucking genius,
531
00:32:22,790 --> 00:32:23,549
well done, mate(!)
532
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:26,989
And this is your plan, is it?
You're the brains now, are you?
533
00:32:26,990 --> 00:32:28,629
And the brawn.
534
00:32:28,630 --> 00:32:29,949
That's debatable.
535
00:32:29,950 --> 00:32:31,629
Yeah? You wanna have a fucking
go, do yer?
536
00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:34,269
Maybe I do, yeah.
537
00:32:34,270 --> 00:32:37,629
Come on, then!
538
00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:39,789
It's not what it looks like.
539
00:32:39,790 --> 00:32:41,149
Brilliant. That should fool him(!)
540
00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,645
Oh you think you can do better.
541
00:32:42,691 --> 00:32:43,606
Yeah, I could.
542
00:32:43,665 --> 00:32:45,121
Be my fuckin' guest.
543
00:32:46,510 --> 00:32:49,949
How much, mate? To turn a blind eye?
544
00:32:49,950 --> 00:32:51,709
Twenty quid?
545
00:32:51,710 --> 00:32:53,349
You do know that stuff's
out of date?
546
00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:56,269
And you want to pay me
to let you nick out-of-date food?
547
00:32:56,270 --> 00:32:58,029
Apparently.
548
00:32:58,030 --> 00:32:59,629
Fuck it.
549
00:32:59,630 --> 00:33:00,869
Make it 25 and I'll help you
load it up myself.
550
00:33:00,870 --> 00:33:04,869
Done!
551
00:33:22,474 --> 00:33:25,793
You're off, then, are you?
552
00:33:25,990 --> 00:33:30,239
New life... moving in with your
little sympathy...vote girlfriend?
553
00:33:30,299 --> 00:33:31,567
Watch your mouth.
554
00:33:32,810 --> 00:33:34,301
Fair do's.
555
00:33:39,598 --> 00:33:42,624
Don't forget Father's Day.
556
00:33:49,536 --> 00:33:52,155
That's it?
557
00:33:54,270 --> 00:33:55,639
It would appear so.
558
00:33:57,327 --> 00:33:59,397
You really are a cunt,
you know that?
559
00:34:00,410 --> 00:34:04,409
90% perspiration, son... the more
I practise, the luckier I get.
560
00:34:12,030 --> 00:34:14,030
If you're looking to
cash-in your inheritance,
561
00:34:14,031 --> 00:34:16,029
I've invested it on your behalf.
562
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:19,429
I'm just glad to kick the dust
of this shit-hole off my shoes.
563
00:34:19,430 --> 00:34:23,429
We're glad to see the back of you.
564
00:34:24,123 --> 00:34:28,122
I'm ashamed of you,
you know that... always have been.
565
00:34:29,110 --> 00:34:33,109
You're the one ride I always wished
I'd worn a Johnny for.
566
00:34:33,438 --> 00:34:35,144
Two, for safety.
567
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:41,634
I really fucking hate you.
568
00:34:44,510 --> 00:34:45,909
I know.
569
00:34:48,577 --> 00:34:50,120
Likewise.
570
00:35:00,830 --> 00:35:02,221
You cunt.
571
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:03,683
You ball-bag.
572
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:49,916
Mondays and Thursdays
before the staff get in.
573
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:27,291
Two schools, two shelters,
and three old farts' homes.
574
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,719
You know what we've got here,
don't you?
575
00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,519
What?
576
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:35,519
A fucking business.
577
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,799
What you doing?!
578
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,479
Terry?!
579
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,799
What in God's name
is wrong with you now?
580
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,599
Where is he? What have you done?
581
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,159
Terry?
582
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,079
Who's Terry?
583
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,719
He's my fucking terrapin,
who else would he be?
584
00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:56,719
What?
585
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,879
Where is he?! What have you done?
586
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,399
Terry! Where is he?
587
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,039
You've killed him!
588
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,719
We were the same, him and me.
All alone in the world,
589
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:16,719
dumped in the gutter,
loved ones gone forever.
590
00:37:17,221 --> 00:37:20,660
Admittedly, in his case,
cos I'd stood on them all but...
591
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,879
Aaaah!
592
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:29,519
There he is! Hey!
593
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,399
Aah! He went home!
594
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,279
He wet his head and crawled home.
What did I tell you?
595
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,279
He's just like me.
596
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,639
Rent's on Friday, keep
the noise down and if you ever bring
597
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:03,639
any women back make sure she's
got a friend for me, yeah?
598
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,007
Good news!
599
00:38:14,401 --> 00:38:15,960
Yeah?
600
00:38:16,711 --> 00:38:19,914
I talked to Ryan. We're through.
601
00:38:19,988 --> 00:38:21,507
Oh.
602
00:38:21,572 --> 00:38:23,125
So, I'm moving in.
603
00:38:31,192 --> 00:38:36,078
Be nice living in a shop...
Oh, can I have this?
604
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,919
Yeah.
605
00:38:39,139 --> 00:38:41,461
I'll bring my stuff round later
this afternoon, yeah?
606
00:38:51,320 --> 00:38:53,164
Wanna make it official?
607
00:38:56,814 --> 00:38:59,493
It's gonna be nice walking in
there, money for the kitty,
608
00:38:59,697 --> 00:39:01,492
not feeling like such a loser.
609
00:39:02,044 --> 00:39:04,763
Last few weeks been hard,
haven't felt like a man,
610
00:39:04,813 --> 00:39:06,199
me and her have hardly even fu...
611
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,199
Woah, woah, woah, woah!
What the fuck are you doing?
612
00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:13,639
Caring and sharing?
We're business partners.
613
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,239
This is not a fucking
self-help group.
614
00:39:17,294 --> 00:39:21,293
Plus I still owe you a slap.
Now piss off.
615
00:39:26,297 --> 00:39:30,820
Oh, er, Jackson?
Give her one from me though, eh?
616
00:39:31,266 --> 00:39:33,500
You are the brawn after all.
617
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,959
Yeah, and the brains.
So what does that make you?
618
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,959
Hmm... the good-looking one?
619
00:40:23,629 --> 00:40:25,636
Ches?
620
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,972
Chesney?
621
00:40:33,337 --> 00:40:35,417
Erghhhh!
622
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,039
Yesss!
623
00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,039
Ches?
624
00:40:53,769 --> 00:40:56,048
Karen'll go mental.
625
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,479
You know the rules...
nothing with four legs
626
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:00,846
unless it's got a blind person
attached to it.
627
00:41:02,579 --> 00:41:05,858
Perhaps you'd think about staying
somewhere else... just for a bit?
628
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,599
I think witness relocation's
a bit strong, don't you?
629
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,879
Look, I've done nothing wrong,
well, legally.
630
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:12,639
Look, I'll just...
631
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:15,879
Don't say it'll work out,
please, Dominic.
632
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,119
Fella's been asking after you
last couple of days...
633
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,399
Let us know
when he's in again, yeah?
634
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:24,239
He's in now.
635
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,479
It's all right, I'll just,
I'll have a nice word,
636
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,159
you know, straighten it out.
637
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:33,159
Do you really ever?
638
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,679
♪ THE PRODIGY: Smack My Bitch Up
639
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,799
I remember now,
there was two of them.
640
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:09,799
And the black girl,
she had red hair, which
641
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,799
I thought was pretty strange
when you come to think about it.
642
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,759
This'll be that consequence
you've been banging on about?
643
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,799
I guess that's what it is.
644
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,799
I want a fucking word with you.
645
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:35,799
Gentlemen, please.
646
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:42,879
Don't. He fucked their wives...
both of them... at once.
647
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:47,359
Isn't he a priest?
648
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:49,559
For what it's worth,
they're lovely girls.
649
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:53,559
Get up!
650
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:20,599
What the fuck is that thing?!
651
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:23,079
His name is Terry.
652
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,599
There, that'll do.
653
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,599
Cheers.
654
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,039
You're welcome.
655
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,879
Wake up call?
656
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:34,839
I need a drink. Now!
657
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,839
Why don't you let me
get you one, eh?
658
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,399
OK.
659
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,959
Glores, sub us a tenner, yeah?
660
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,279
Mum? Mum?!
661
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:51,279
If you're gonna
borrow my tights at least...
662
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,399
Er... actually that was me.
663
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,319
Oh, God, I don't want to know...
664
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,319
Just give me some money
and I'm out for the day.
665
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,319
Kitchen.
666
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,759
We're going out too.
I'm buying you dinner.
667
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:18,759
'Oooh, flush are we?'
668
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,959
Now, please, can I have a pint?
669
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:28,039
Of course.
670
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,119
Come on,
you know I'm good for it.
671
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,599
'Ah, I don't know.
672
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,879
'Maybe Robin Hood kind of had
the right idea,
673
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,799
'just didn't have very good
business sense, that's all.
674
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:54,399
'Cos the thing about the poor is,
they'll always find money
675
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,799
'if they need it,
for the necessities and that.
676
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,799
'You see that's why you never see
a sober homeless.
677
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:07,799
'Steal from the rich, sell to
the rich and let them mark it up
678
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:11,799
'for the poor. Now that should
have been his thing, the daft twat.
679
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:14,559
'You see I've always liked
being at rock bottom.
680
00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:18,199
'Then any little victory you can
muster tastes so much sweeter.
681
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,980
'One little gamble and suddenly...
everything is coming up roses.'
682
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,879
I think you're bored, Karen.
683
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:27,679
I reckon I could have that girl
flat on her back any time I like.
684
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,999
15 years ago, maybe.
685
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:30,999
I think you've made a mistake.
686
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,119
The drink is taking its toll.
687
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,479
And the drugs.
688
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:35,559
And you know you have to be careful.
689
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:39,559
He bet he could get you into bed
and if he does he wins... me.
690
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,519
You've saved someone's life
today, you know.
691
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:41,719
You saved one life.
692
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,479
But you're not suddenly a superhero.
You can't save everybody.
693
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,039
I am going to fuck you rather
spectacularly, Dom.
694
00:45:47,040 --> 00:45:51,039
OK.
695
00:46:23,578 --> 00:46:26,047
696
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:35,159
Next...
697
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:40,639
I'm so sorry.
698
00:46:40,679 --> 00:46:42,812
Nice set though.
699
00:46:42,862 --> 00:46:47,412
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