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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,445 --> 00:00:04,546 Anyone watching, thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:04,547 --> 00:00:07,647 about owt, needs to watch their back... 3 00:00:08,445 --> 00:00:13,108 So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, sending prices sky high. 4 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:16,874 Literally... literally... taking the grass from its own roots! 5 00:00:16,913 --> 00:00:19,756 Now you've got your Con-Dem-Nation. 6 00:00:19,803 --> 00:00:23,401 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up! 7 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:27,092 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 8 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:31,059 Is revolution a word or was it never? 9 00:00:31,060 --> 00:00:33,942 Anybody watching needs to know, we cope 10 00:00:33,943 --> 00:00:36,823 better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 11 00:00:36,854 --> 00:00:40,339 Well, for fuck's sake, we live in Manchester 12 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,099 and they charge us for water! 13 00:00:43,100 --> 00:00:45,713 I wandered lonely as a clown 14 00:00:45,744 --> 00:00:48,143 Necking mushrooms rarely found 15 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:51,619 This green and pleasant land in ancient times... 16 00:00:51,620 --> 00:00:54,219 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! 17 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:57,499 It's not theirs any more. 18 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:59,979 This is our England now! 19 00:01:00,745 --> 00:01:02,769 Pa-a-arty! 20 00:01:02,793 --> 00:01:04,918 21 00:01:20,260 --> 00:01:24,402 'When I was little, me mam used to say "If someone hurt you, 22 00:01:24,457 --> 00:01:26,020 '"hurt 'em back." 23 00:01:28,449 --> 00:01:30,145 'An eye for an eye. 24 00:01:30,176 --> 00:01:32,059 'Tooth for a tooth. 25 00:01:33,106 --> 00:01:34,819 'She said we'd be OK doing that, 26 00:01:34,820 --> 00:01:38,179 'because wherever we went in the world, whatever we did... 27 00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:41,293 'there'd be an angel watching over us. 28 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:49,909 'Well, I don't know about anyone else's angel, 29 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:52,229 'but I've always thought mine must be, like, 30 00:01:52,230 --> 00:01:56,408 'a psycho knobhead one, getting off on me doing the wrong thing. 31 00:01:56,455 --> 00:01:59,629 'And I'll tell you this for nothing. 32 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:02,267 'It does my fucking head in.' 33 00:02:21,488 --> 00:02:25,487 (WOMAN GROANS) 34 00:02:27,694 --> 00:02:31,693 (WOMAN PANTS) 35 00:02:42,906 --> 00:02:46,029 Spock! Ha-ha! 36 00:02:55,470 --> 00:02:57,229 Have you seriously no shame, you? 37 00:02:57,230 --> 00:02:59,606 Using pictures of your babby to get into the 38 00:02:59,607 --> 00:03:01,982 knickers of some unsuspecting slappers? 39 00:03:02,029 --> 00:03:05,669 Fuck off! I'm not trying to get into anyone's knickers! 40 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,869 Unlike yous lot, I'm not desperate and sad 41 00:03:07,870 --> 00:03:10,629 and with bollocks like space hoppers due to underuse. 42 00:03:14,997 --> 00:03:17,669 I shagged your mam before we come out, so I'm sorted. 43 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:21,749 You don't "shag" me mam. You "make love" to her. 44 00:03:21,790 --> 00:03:23,712 Stop talking! What are you doing? 45 00:03:23,751 --> 00:03:25,360 Why would you speak about that? 46 00:03:25,391 --> 00:03:28,369 Tell me again why we can't fucking kill him? 47 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,358 I think I'm in love. 48 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,824 Where? 49 00:03:54,783 --> 00:03:57,267 Come on. Power in numbers. 50 00:04:01,377 --> 00:04:02,869 So do you work or are you a student, or what? 51 00:04:02,916 --> 00:04:05,861 Cheeky bastard! Do I look like a student? 52 00:04:05,911 --> 00:04:08,166 You smell like one. 53 00:04:10,670 --> 00:04:12,283 Going for a tom tit. 54 00:04:13,422 --> 00:04:15,752 If you must know, I'm a serial killer. 55 00:04:15,767 --> 00:04:17,056 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 56 00:04:17,103 --> 00:04:19,900 I've murdered shit loads o'people, haven't I, Jade? 57 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:21,358 Buried them beneath the patio. 58 00:04:21,392 --> 00:04:23,174 Huge patio. 59 00:04:23,213 --> 00:04:26,825 Skin them alive, making a suit out of mi' victims' flesh. 60 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,509 Yeah I've heard of that. It's kinky. 61 00:04:28,533 --> 00:04:29,892 The suit's not for me. 62 00:04:29,942 --> 00:04:33,583 It's for my dog. So we can go out, like two mates, instead of me 63 00:04:33,606 --> 00:04:35,052 and woman's best friend. 64 00:04:35,536 --> 00:04:36,794 So, you like dogs? 65 00:04:36,825 --> 00:04:38,749 Just Dalmatians. 66 00:04:39,558 --> 00:04:41,509 Cruella deVille thing. 67 00:04:42,261 --> 00:04:44,669 You are the weirdest person I have ever met! 68 00:04:44,670 --> 00:04:48,669 (LAUGHS) Well, I certainly fucking hope so. 69 00:04:51,150 --> 00:04:55,149 DANCE MUSIC 70 00:05:10,300 --> 00:05:12,619 Put it away, I've just had me dinner. 71 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:13,779 What did you have? 72 00:05:13,780 --> 00:05:16,979 Move! 73 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:18,779 Don't say I never give you nothing. 74 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:22,779 Oh, God, sorry, that was work. 75 00:05:22,780 --> 00:05:24,699 I've got to shoot. I'm on call. 76 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,059 Are you a doctor? 77 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,699 (LAUGHS) 78 00:05:27,700 --> 00:05:29,700 D'you think they'd let me loose with a 79 00:05:29,701 --> 00:05:31,699 stethoscope and nowhere decent to warm my hands? 80 00:05:33,831 --> 00:05:36,379 I'm a warden at some retirement flats. 81 00:05:36,380 --> 00:05:38,081 Black Briar Court. D'you know it? 82 00:05:38,112 --> 00:05:39,219 Old folks' home? 83 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:41,026 I've got to go back. 84 00:05:43,540 --> 00:05:45,120 You can come if you like. 85 00:05:47,234 --> 00:05:49,433 We could carry on the party there. 86 00:05:50,026 --> 00:05:53,699 Yeah, I do like. Give me two minutes. 87 00:06:28,250 --> 00:06:29,557 Got a light, mate? 88 00:06:35,135 --> 00:06:36,502 Got a spare cig an' all? 89 00:06:47,292 --> 00:06:48,956 You got anywhere to go? 90 00:06:55,275 --> 00:06:56,954 I don't care how wrecked she is. 91 00:06:57,370 --> 00:07:01,612 As long as she can say "Oh, yes, Chesney, thank you, Chesney." 92 00:07:01,637 --> 00:07:03,784 Don't expect to lay eyes on me until the morning. 93 00:07:03,809 --> 00:07:07,295 I'm about to get fucking beastly with a beautiful girl. 94 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:09,780 Yeah, where is she, you fucking hound? 95 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:15,639 I can't see... She must... 96 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:17,319 No, not the spaz?! 97 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,671 Fuck off! Must have bolted. 98 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,697 Right, I better... 99 00:07:24,699 --> 00:07:26,138 Argh! 100 00:07:26,474 --> 00:07:28,039 Fuck! 101 00:08:01,067 --> 00:08:04,247 D'you want a Viagra? Never go anywhere without me little bits. 102 00:08:04,562 --> 00:08:05,864 No rush, is there? 103 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:07,966 You're the boss. 104 00:08:10,395 --> 00:08:13,192 Must be my guilty Catholic conscience. 105 00:08:16,578 --> 00:08:19,439 Just so you know, I'm an aggressive power bottom. 106 00:08:19,705 --> 00:08:21,264 But I will switch for the right fella. 107 00:08:21,289 --> 00:08:22,656 Outside. 108 00:08:22,695 --> 00:08:24,000 Now. 109 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:37,310 Can't we just do it in the... 110 00:09:09,722 --> 00:09:12,318 Hold on in there, mate. Hold on in there. 111 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,621 You'll be all right. 112 00:09:18,199 --> 00:09:19,318 Oh, shit! 113 00:09:19,319 --> 00:09:23,318 FLATLINE TONE 114 00:09:36,519 --> 00:09:40,078 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 115 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,318 Eww. 116 00:09:42,038 --> 00:09:45,318 D'you always laugh like that? It's really fucking annoying. 117 00:09:45,891 --> 00:09:48,117 Go on... Die. 118 00:09:48,874 --> 00:09:50,186 It'd be hilarious. 119 00:09:50,799 --> 00:09:52,820 You can't say that, you're... 120 00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:55,390 my guardian... 121 00:09:56,337 --> 00:09:57,882 What have you got to go back to? 122 00:10:01,007 --> 00:10:02,008 My life. 123 00:10:02,025 --> 00:10:03,344 Is that what you'd call it? 124 00:10:03,697 --> 00:10:06,226 Scared of your own shadow before all this. 125 00:10:07,836 --> 00:10:09,343 What you going to be like now? 126 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:12,878 I'm not scared. 127 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,452 Grab life with both hands, did you? Eh? 128 00:10:16,688 --> 00:10:18,186 The little sperm that could? 129 00:10:18,796 --> 00:10:21,423 You've been an apology for a life. An anti-life. 130 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,952 And I'm your anti-angel. Say hello to your anti. 131 00:10:25,599 --> 00:10:28,265 (LAUGHS) 132 00:10:29,435 --> 00:10:30,917 Fuck off! 133 00:10:31,236 --> 00:10:32,546 He's opened his eyes. 134 00:10:32,559 --> 00:10:35,968 Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary, he's going to be all right. 135 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:39,476 Might be even better. A bang on the head, new and improved version. 136 00:10:44,359 --> 00:10:46,916 Who done this to you, Micky? Who was it, lad? 137 00:10:46,964 --> 00:10:48,155 Just let him get his bearings, Mimi. 138 00:10:48,383 --> 00:10:49,874 - She's upset. - We're all upset. 139 00:10:51,386 --> 00:10:54,825 What happened mate? One minute you were there, and the next you just... 140 00:10:54,882 --> 00:10:56,905 Bit of a downer to be honest... 141 00:10:57,222 --> 00:10:58,851 Shaping up to be a cracking night as well. 142 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:02,607 I... I can't remember. I can't... 143 00:11:02,646 --> 00:11:03,952 What's up with me? 144 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,358 Concussion. Bruised ribs. 145 00:11:05,359 --> 00:11:06,545 You could be brain damaged. 146 00:11:06,574 --> 00:11:09,357 Don't fucking say it, I'm warning you! 147 00:11:10,662 --> 00:11:11,968 He's my baby. 148 00:11:12,001 --> 00:11:13,302 They left you for dead, kid. 149 00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:16,537 What the fuck were you doing out in the middle of nowhere, anyway? 150 00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:21,084 I wish I could remember. 151 00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,482 Really. 152 00:11:24,201 --> 00:11:26,045 It's all a bit foggy. 153 00:11:26,092 --> 00:11:29,755 When it does come back, let us know. We'll take care of it. 154 00:11:46,934 --> 00:11:48,295 I know what you're thinking. 155 00:11:48,717 --> 00:11:50,038 You went to bed with Rihanna 156 00:11:50,039 --> 00:11:52,178 and woke up with a fat pig from Crumpsall. 157 00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:56,115 I wasn't thinking... You're not fat. 158 00:11:56,593 --> 00:12:00,787 (LAUGHS) Fuck off, I'm just messing wi' your head, pal. 159 00:12:01,607 --> 00:12:03,185 I'm only in it for the sex, 160 00:12:03,585 --> 00:12:06,881 and I bagged myself a blond. Score. 161 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,553 Shut the door on your way out, yeah? 162 00:12:14,961 --> 00:12:16,396 I'm in Crumpsall?! 163 00:12:24,919 --> 00:12:28,662 ♪ You keep saying You've got something for me... ♪ 164 00:12:29,295 --> 00:12:30,724 All right, gorgeous? 165 00:12:30,771 --> 00:12:32,078 Step aside, boys. 166 00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,067 Show us your tits and we'll think about it. 167 00:12:34,439 --> 00:12:36,028 Where you heading? Keep you company. 168 00:12:36,073 --> 00:12:37,112 You think? 169 00:12:37,152 --> 00:12:38,699 I know what I'd do to you. 170 00:12:39,085 --> 00:12:40,754 Show her some respect, lads. 171 00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:46,559 All right. Let's do it right here, then. 172 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:50,028 Who's first? 173 00:12:50,999 --> 00:12:53,518 ♪ And that's just what they'll do 174 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:59,106 ♪ One of these days these boots Are gonna walk over you 175 00:13:04,804 --> 00:13:08,803 ♪ Start walking... ♪ 176 00:13:38,593 --> 00:13:39,915 Fuck. 177 00:13:48,470 --> 00:13:50,589 There he is. Dirty stop-out. 178 00:13:50,645 --> 00:13:51,844 Fuck off. 179 00:13:51,892 --> 00:13:54,051 So who was it then? That bird in the wheelie? 180 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:56,579 Yeah, right(!) I shag cripples, that's what I'm in to. 181 00:13:56,619 --> 00:13:58,696 Fuck! Patty... I didn't mean anything by it. 182 00:13:58,742 --> 00:14:01,977 Don't apologise to me. I hate the moaning bastards. 183 00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:03,943 Don't knock the raspberries. 184 00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,727 Some of my best customers are the paralytics. 185 00:14:05,974 --> 00:14:08,047 How can you hate them, when you're in that? 186 00:14:08,094 --> 00:14:10,346 I wasn't born like this. I had an accident, 187 00:14:10,347 --> 00:14:12,598 it's different. Tragedy befell me. 188 00:14:12,599 --> 00:14:14,712 Anyway, it was a girl in the taxi queue. Not Clem. 189 00:14:14,744 --> 00:14:17,727 Ooo, Clem, is it? Comes with her own WD-40. 190 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:19,318 Looked in the mirror lately? 191 00:14:19,319 --> 00:14:21,063 You're no fucking oil painting, mate. 192 00:14:22,766 --> 00:14:24,570 It's not the fish. It's me. 193 00:14:27,312 --> 00:14:29,171 - Say it! - Fuck off. 194 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:30,937 - Admit it! - I'll admit I shagged your sister. 195 00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,702 - Makes two of us. - Easy! 196 00:14:35,359 --> 00:14:36,671 PHONE BEEPS 197 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,390 Filth. 198 00:14:40,759 --> 00:14:42,072 (LAUGHS) Look at that! 199 00:14:42,103 --> 00:14:43,413 I never text! 200 00:14:46,054 --> 00:14:48,570 It's... pre-historic. 201 00:14:53,619 --> 00:14:57,138 Nah. Need a clear head. Got an essay to write later. 202 00:14:57,139 --> 00:15:00,058 Yeah, you run along now, schoolie. 203 00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:03,458 I don't give a shit, but if I don't submit it then I get detention. 204 00:15:03,459 --> 00:15:05,865 Detention? Who cares? School's school, innit? 205 00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:06,998 You get a detention, you get a detention. 206 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,357 Shut up! 207 00:15:11,071 --> 00:15:12,578 What are you at school for anyway? 208 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,618 Dunno. 209 00:15:13,619 --> 00:15:16,634 Work hard so you can spend your life tied to a desk? 210 00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:18,853 Not me, man. 211 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:22,698 No. I'm a free spirit. As soon as I'm 18, 212 00:15:22,699 --> 00:15:24,024 I'm out of here. 213 00:15:25,217 --> 00:15:28,759 Work the cruise ships, see the world. Med, Caribbean. 214 00:15:40,019 --> 00:15:43,818 ♪ She's a burglar 215 00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,618 ♪ She broke in to my mind 216 00:15:46,619 --> 00:15:49,618 ♪ She's a burglar 217 00:15:49,619 --> 00:15:52,578 ♪ She took everything she could find 218 00:15:52,579 --> 00:15:56,578 ♪ She looked into my eyes 219 00:15:56,779 --> 00:15:59,298 ♪ In my front socket 220 00:15:59,299 --> 00:16:02,899 ♪ And just like that My heart was gone 221 00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:06,384 ♪ She put it in her pocket. ♪ 222 00:16:09,368 --> 00:16:11,399 Mam, I can walk, will you back off? 223 00:16:11,462 --> 00:16:12,778 I'm trying to help you. 224 00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:14,098 You're hurting mi' ribs. 225 00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:18,098 We're all here for you, Micky, love. I want yous lot to spoil him rotten. 226 00:16:18,339 --> 00:16:20,978 He's had a big shock. Whatever he wants, we give to him. 227 00:16:20,979 --> 00:16:22,399 That's not ticking, is it? 228 00:16:23,743 --> 00:16:25,258 It smells of strawberries. 229 00:16:25,259 --> 00:16:27,532 Somebody's been using my washing machine. 230 00:16:28,782 --> 00:16:30,338 Someone's been sat in our chairs. 231 00:16:30,339 --> 00:16:31,978 Someone's been eating my porridge. 232 00:16:31,979 --> 00:16:34,898 All right, breakfast, it's just breakfast. 233 00:16:34,899 --> 00:16:36,939 Here comes Goldilocks. 234 00:16:49,159 --> 00:16:51,338 Hiya, lads. 235 00:16:52,268 --> 00:16:53,987 Hi, Auntie Mimi. 236 00:16:55,752 --> 00:16:57,778 Thanks for bringing my case in, boys. 237 00:16:58,737 --> 00:17:00,198 (ALL) Auntie? 238 00:17:12,651 --> 00:17:13,953 Nice gaff. 239 00:17:14,002 --> 00:17:15,416 Relative to what? 240 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,237 I'm sorry. 241 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:19,978 No sweat. 242 00:17:19,979 --> 00:17:21,418 Seriously, I was out of line. 243 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:24,487 D'you think you're the first dick I've met? I'm a big girl. 244 00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,385 Fair enough. I deserved that. 245 00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,166 You didn't exactly declare your hand, though, did you? 246 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:31,174 What? 247 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:32,858 It never occurred to you that the chair might come 248 00:17:32,859 --> 00:17:34,098 as a bit of a surprise? 249 00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:35,738 Yeah, that's what I do... 250 00:17:35,739 --> 00:17:37,658 I lure men in with my able-bodied ruse, 251 00:17:37,659 --> 00:17:40,338 so's they can humiliate themselves. 252 00:17:40,339 --> 00:17:43,702 That's a good night out for me that. How I like to spend my time. 253 00:17:50,219 --> 00:17:51,694 I'm not fooled, you know. 254 00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,312 You like me. 255 00:17:56,773 --> 00:17:59,179 Right, I'm off. Nice to see you again, Ruby. 256 00:17:59,857 --> 00:18:01,816 You're looking... all grown up. 257 00:18:02,465 --> 00:18:05,405 Eyes to the front, roll your tongues back in, lads. 258 00:18:05,647 --> 00:18:08,554 Take care of your brother. 259 00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,874 I am really sorry. 260 00:18:13,897 --> 00:18:15,178 That's OK. 261 00:18:15,179 --> 00:18:18,778 God gave you your talents, and you use them to your advantage. 262 00:18:18,966 --> 00:18:20,365 Just don't take the piss. 263 00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,589 I really did need to use the machine. 264 00:18:23,051 --> 00:18:25,647 My stuff was manky when I came through the window. 265 00:18:26,941 --> 00:18:29,390 That's what I mean about taking advantage. 266 00:18:30,479 --> 00:18:33,858 Break into my house again, I'll have your tits for ash trays. 267 00:18:35,445 --> 00:18:36,819 Understood. 268 00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:40,827 How's your mum, then? 269 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,468 She still hates you. 270 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,101 No change there, then. 271 00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:47,337 Yeah, but why's it illegal? 272 00:18:47,362 --> 00:18:49,362 Fair enough nobody wants babies with eight fingers 273 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:51,361 on each hand, but fuck it if you wear a condom. 274 00:18:52,625 --> 00:18:53,929 She's your first cousin. 275 00:18:54,436 --> 00:18:55,929 We've only got her word for that! 276 00:18:57,339 --> 00:18:58,818 Not seen her in ten years. 277 00:18:59,186 --> 00:19:00,593 You should get a DNA test done. 278 00:19:01,465 --> 00:19:04,562 I mean... it's hard to believe she's the same species as you lot, 279 00:19:04,863 --> 00:19:06,179 let alone family. 280 00:19:21,629 --> 00:19:23,078 Get to fuck. 281 00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,634 OK. A blow job from a cousin. 282 00:19:29,727 --> 00:19:31,338 Now, that has got to be legal. 283 00:19:31,534 --> 00:19:32,922 How they going to test for that? 284 00:19:34,983 --> 00:19:36,360 She ain't my cousin. 285 00:19:40,352 --> 00:19:41,852 But I'm your step-son. 286 00:19:42,613 --> 00:19:45,750 Dad... please, do not shag my cousin. 287 00:19:47,536 --> 00:19:50,696 I'm not scared of you, right? So why don't you just fuck off?! 288 00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:57,110 Who you talking to? 289 00:19:57,159 --> 00:20:01,679 No-one. I'm just doing mi' exercises, for my lungs. 290 00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:03,273 Have you gone fucking mental? 291 00:20:08,824 --> 00:20:11,703 There's still lots of places never been mapped, you know. 292 00:20:11,767 --> 00:20:16,624 Indonesia, Papua New Guinea, and stuff. Thousands of islands. 293 00:20:17,014 --> 00:20:18,499 Don't you need degrees for that though? 294 00:20:20,070 --> 00:20:22,098 This is all I need. 295 00:20:22,099 --> 00:20:25,466 Pieces of paper and diplomas make no difference. 296 00:20:28,732 --> 00:20:30,043 What's she called? 297 00:20:30,076 --> 00:20:31,406 - Who? - Bird you're looking at. 298 00:20:31,467 --> 00:20:33,018 Who gives a shit about her name? 299 00:20:33,089 --> 00:20:34,836 He only reads it for the articles. 300 00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,601 What is it? What's her name? 301 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:46,378 Read it yourself if it matters that much to you! 302 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,138 Do I look like a fucking slave?! 303 00:20:48,139 --> 00:20:49,218 Do I?! 304 00:20:49,219 --> 00:20:50,551 No. 305 00:21:01,623 --> 00:21:02,938 Was it a gay thing? 306 00:21:05,392 --> 00:21:06,898 I can say it louder if you like? 307 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,218 It's my own fault. It was me what went there. 308 00:21:09,219 --> 00:21:10,985 Painted a target on your head, did you? 309 00:21:15,219 --> 00:21:16,876 I'd help out, but... 310 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:22,915 I fuck strangers in alleyways and cars. This... 311 00:21:24,379 --> 00:21:26,178 It's an occupational hazard. 312 00:21:26,179 --> 00:21:28,458 I've fucked strangers in alleyways and cars. 313 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:30,178 Never had my head caved in for my trouble. 314 00:21:30,179 --> 00:21:31,378 It's different. 315 00:21:31,379 --> 00:21:32,704 It shouldn't be. 316 00:21:34,739 --> 00:21:36,407 You can't let this rattle you. 317 00:21:36,899 --> 00:21:38,431 No... clearly. 318 00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:42,649 Need to get out, let no cunt intimidate you. Be a man. 319 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,258 I am a man. 320 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,602 Well, do it, then. 321 00:22:24,233 --> 00:22:25,537 Oh! 322 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,366 I'm sorry, mate. 323 00:22:30,313 --> 00:22:31,472 Sorry. 324 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,336 Fucking virgin! 325 00:22:33,981 --> 00:22:37,195 He still says it's amnesia. Ambulance picked him up in Gorton. 326 00:22:37,219 --> 00:22:38,898 - So? - So who runs Gorton? 327 00:22:39,178 --> 00:22:40,570 Felix Dennehy. 328 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:42,660 If Felix went for him, 329 00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:45,180 he wouldn't have left the job half done, would he? 330 00:22:45,181 --> 00:22:47,980 We have to hit somebody. We can't be seen to do nothing. 331 00:22:48,332 --> 00:22:52,922 Besides... the Dennehys have been getting a bit previous. 332 00:22:52,953 --> 00:22:54,227 How hard? 333 00:22:54,258 --> 00:22:55,820 Think I might need to tape it down, lads. 334 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:58,976 How hard do we hit Big Felix? 335 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:04,462 Random door in Gorton. Not important. 336 00:23:12,259 --> 00:23:13,568 All right, Ruby? 337 00:23:13,632 --> 00:23:14,947 Billy. 338 00:23:16,101 --> 00:23:17,736 Uncle Billy. 339 00:23:18,675 --> 00:23:19,994 Step-uncle, if you like. 340 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:23,251 You going running? I'm quite fit myself. 341 00:23:24,513 --> 00:23:25,986 That's a fair assessment. 342 00:23:27,228 --> 00:23:29,079 - You know me and Mimi? - Yeah. 343 00:23:29,129 --> 00:23:30,870 We're quite relaxed about stuff? 344 00:23:30,889 --> 00:23:32,191 Oh. 345 00:23:32,901 --> 00:23:35,214 Well, I will bear that in mind. 346 00:23:42,413 --> 00:23:43,972 Don't shit on your own doorstep, Billy. 347 00:23:44,109 --> 00:23:45,933 (HE MOUTHS) 348 00:23:54,902 --> 00:23:56,226 Enjoy your detention? 349 00:23:56,242 --> 00:23:57,429 No. 350 00:23:57,456 --> 00:23:59,359 Next time, hand in your homework. 351 00:23:59,601 --> 00:24:00,906 Can I ask you a question, Miss? 352 00:24:00,945 --> 00:24:02,054 Mmm-hmm. 353 00:24:02,094 --> 00:24:06,023 I've got a mate who... can't read. An adult, well, I mean... older boy. 354 00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,718 There are evening classes, day classes at college too. 355 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:12,061 He's not really a joiner. I think he's embarrassed about it. 356 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:15,570 You're not remotely as dumb as you try to get away with, are you? 357 00:24:16,646 --> 00:24:19,336 He wants to travel. Work on ships. 358 00:24:20,790 --> 00:24:23,132 Your friend needs to get over the embarrassment and deal with it, 359 00:24:23,580 --> 00:24:25,499 or his life chances will be limited. 360 00:24:25,938 --> 00:24:27,750 You need qualifications. 361 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:32,125 Your mate. Frasier Kane. 362 00:24:32,181 --> 00:24:35,828 That boy has more than just literacy problems, Croker. 363 00:24:35,913 --> 00:24:38,375 Why won't you give anybody a chance? He's the smartest guy I know. 364 00:24:38,428 --> 00:24:40,046 I seriously doubt that. 365 00:24:41,534 --> 00:24:42,914 Thanks for the advice. 366 00:24:50,630 --> 00:24:51,947 Heaton. 367 00:24:52,530 --> 00:24:55,049 She always were a frustrated cow. 368 00:24:55,261 --> 00:24:56,580 Hated me. 369 00:25:02,421 --> 00:25:03,900 All right, sexy? 370 00:25:03,901 --> 00:25:06,860 ♪ You've got to tease your man... ♪ 371 00:25:06,861 --> 00:25:09,260 WOLF WHISTLE 372 00:25:09,261 --> 00:25:13,260 ♪ You've got to please your man... ♪ 373 00:25:15,611 --> 00:25:18,468 Is that her? Clever Girl. 374 00:25:18,501 --> 00:25:21,340 And the rest. That one'll never starve, I tell you. 375 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:23,179 Think she could conquer the world, that one. 376 00:25:23,234 --> 00:25:24,625 Didn't you at that age? 377 00:25:24,708 --> 00:25:27,023 I was practising blow jobs on bananas. 378 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:30,859 I thought it was the best way to a man's heart. 379 00:25:31,191 --> 00:25:33,950 She's had it hard, the kid. When our Kenny died 380 00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:36,625 and her ma brought her back from Australia to Glasgow, 381 00:25:37,023 --> 00:25:39,796 didn't tell a fucking soul. Cut her off from the family. 382 00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:41,078 Is she Scots then? 383 00:25:41,125 --> 00:25:44,023 Only by misfortune. Scouse by paternal line. 384 00:25:44,088 --> 00:25:45,367 And what brings her here? 385 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,085 I've asked her half a dozen times, still haven't got a clue. 386 00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,622 Got a light, mate? 387 00:26:08,661 --> 00:26:09,966 Outside. 388 00:26:09,983 --> 00:26:11,278 Now. 389 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:18,575 You can't let this rattle you. 390 00:26:29,747 --> 00:26:31,067 Can I take that? 391 00:26:31,107 --> 00:26:32,106 You can get a cab closer. 392 00:26:32,153 --> 00:26:33,489 It's got to be this one. 393 00:26:34,141 --> 00:26:37,239 Just for argument's sake, say you did shag a bird in a wheelie. 394 00:26:38,637 --> 00:26:40,051 In a wheelchair. 395 00:26:40,987 --> 00:26:42,546 Wouldn't it hurt? 396 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:45,286 Maybe... if you let the brakes off. 397 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:50,684 Nah, not me, her. I mean, I'd be scared of breaking something. 398 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,085 Hurting her. 399 00:26:52,546 --> 00:26:54,129 She wouldn't be able to feel nothing. 400 00:26:54,164 --> 00:26:55,742 Oh, that's a misconception. 401 00:26:55,798 --> 00:26:58,507 In fact, for some of us, sensation is heightened. 402 00:26:59,061 --> 00:27:00,921 Considerably heightened. 403 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:09,058 Clem? 404 00:27:10,716 --> 00:27:12,073 Clementine! 405 00:27:13,788 --> 00:27:15,183 Clem! 406 00:27:26,345 --> 00:27:28,424 There's two Rs in sorry. 407 00:27:28,464 --> 00:27:31,609 I'm not a complete idiot. Weren't enough bricks. 408 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,406 I am. Really. 409 00:27:40,438 --> 00:27:41,758 Wait there. 410 00:27:54,501 --> 00:27:56,500 You robbed those from someone's garden. 411 00:27:56,501 --> 00:27:59,219 Liberated is the word you're looking for. 412 00:28:00,021 --> 00:28:01,900 Look, you're forgiven, all right? 413 00:28:01,901 --> 00:28:04,484 Go on about your business with a clear conscience. 414 00:28:04,508 --> 00:28:07,289 You're not a dick, just another regular lad. 415 00:28:08,584 --> 00:28:10,680 If I let stuff like that bother me, 416 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:13,234 I'd really be up shit creek, wouldn't I? 417 00:28:22,646 --> 00:28:25,469 I don't want to be just another lad. I want to be your lad. 418 00:28:26,861 --> 00:28:28,570 No means no, Carl. 419 00:28:44,341 --> 00:28:45,643 Am I a man? 420 00:28:45,668 --> 00:28:48,255 Yep. My turn. Am I in a band? 421 00:28:48,301 --> 00:28:49,420 No. 422 00:28:49,421 --> 00:28:50,724 Wayne Rooney. 423 00:28:50,755 --> 00:28:54,140 No way, fuck off! How did you just guess that? 424 00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:56,623 Because you're a bloke and I thought like a bloke. 425 00:28:58,277 --> 00:29:00,552 I'm sitting here with these largely on display, 426 00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,365 so I'll assume you're not thinking about other women. 427 00:29:03,464 --> 00:29:05,903 Which leaves music and football and you said he wasn't in a band. 428 00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:07,896 Yeah, but... it's still a leap. 429 00:29:07,932 --> 00:29:09,505 You're a Blue, right? 430 00:29:10,055 --> 00:29:14,054 Except you think you're sneaky, so you tried to double-bluff me and pick a Red. 431 00:29:14,466 --> 00:29:16,865 But if you're going to pick a Red, you'll pick an ugly one, 432 00:29:16,931 --> 00:29:18,232 cos you hate them that much. 433 00:29:18,263 --> 00:29:19,568 You are good. 434 00:29:19,638 --> 00:29:21,865 And significantly better off than when I came in. 435 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,654 Thanks. 436 00:29:26,575 --> 00:29:29,279 Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't use made-up names. 437 00:29:30,248 --> 00:29:31,367 Yeah. 438 00:29:31,501 --> 00:29:32,820 Hiya. 439 00:29:33,383 --> 00:29:34,683 Hey. 440 00:29:37,867 --> 00:29:39,263 Behave yourself. 441 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:46,609 If you could just retrieve my car and deliver it to my home... 442 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:50,540 RUNNING FOOTSTEPS 443 00:29:50,541 --> 00:29:52,195 It's her, intit? 444 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:56,343 Miss Heaton, detention queen. 445 00:29:56,789 --> 00:29:58,172 Get out of my way. 446 00:29:58,704 --> 00:30:00,031 We're not in school now. 447 00:30:00,054 --> 00:30:01,359 Excuse me. 448 00:30:01,373 --> 00:30:02,732 I don't think so. 449 00:30:03,383 --> 00:30:05,289 You never liked me. 450 00:30:05,343 --> 00:30:08,883 You weren't a very likable boy. I see not much has changed. 451 00:30:08,937 --> 00:30:13,060 Watch your mouth. You can't hide behind your desk now, you bitch. 452 00:30:14,861 --> 00:30:18,078 You're not... You're not a stupid boy. 453 00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:24,742 There are programmes where you can learn to read. 454 00:30:24,765 --> 00:30:25,780 You can't read? 455 00:30:25,781 --> 00:30:28,679 I'm not a stupid boy! I'm not a boy! 456 00:30:30,633 --> 00:30:32,109 Would you like to see? 457 00:30:32,153 --> 00:30:33,461 Shh! 458 00:30:34,741 --> 00:30:36,047 Stop it. 459 00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:39,445 Let's see how smart you are with a real man up you. 460 00:30:39,461 --> 00:30:40,742 Get off me! 461 00:30:40,782 --> 00:30:41,836 Frasier! 462 00:30:41,851 --> 00:30:43,242 Boys, help me, please! 463 00:30:43,319 --> 00:30:44,625 Frasier. 464 00:30:44,661 --> 00:30:46,159 Shut the fuck up! 465 00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:47,861 I'll deal with you later. 466 00:30:47,909 --> 00:30:50,378 (SCREAMS) Shut up! Shut up! 467 00:30:52,421 --> 00:30:55,019 Shh! Shh! 468 00:31:16,701 --> 00:31:20,700 MOBILE PHONE BUTTON TONES 469 00:31:20,861 --> 00:31:23,641 PHONE RINGING 470 00:31:23,719 --> 00:31:25,375 'Black Panther Cabs?' 471 00:31:25,424 --> 00:31:26,743 Yeah. I need a taxi. 472 00:31:26,798 --> 00:31:28,558 'Where's it picking up from, please?' 473 00:31:28,594 --> 00:31:29,980 Just outside your office. 474 00:31:30,053 --> 00:31:32,412 'All our drivers here are on their breaks.' 475 00:31:32,452 --> 00:31:34,654 What about the guy in the black Vectra outside? 476 00:31:35,834 --> 00:31:37,290 'He's not available.' 477 00:31:40,893 --> 00:31:43,040 Right, no worries. I'll just call another company. 478 00:31:44,852 --> 00:31:46,235 'He'll be right out.' 479 00:32:23,349 --> 00:32:24,661 Where to? 480 00:32:24,724 --> 00:32:26,131 Rusholme. 481 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:45,100 Lot of rubbish on these streets. 482 00:32:45,101 --> 00:32:48,169 I don't mind the blacks. They've settled down. 483 00:32:48,232 --> 00:32:50,450 It's the Pakis I've got a problem with. 484 00:32:51,769 --> 00:32:53,107 Our streets, 485 00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,989 our neighbourhoods, infiltrating us. 486 00:32:59,198 --> 00:33:02,521 Then what? Semtex in their rucksacks. 487 00:33:02,583 --> 00:33:05,180 That's what this pays for, you know. 488 00:33:05,181 --> 00:33:07,020 Fucking Council Tax. 489 00:33:07,021 --> 00:33:11,650 It all goes on them. Furnished flats, kitchens, legal appeals. 490 00:33:11,701 --> 00:33:15,460 And don't get me started on the crack-heads, the whores. 491 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:18,420 The diseased. 492 00:33:18,421 --> 00:33:20,420 Queers. 493 00:33:23,837 --> 00:33:26,306 Go on then. Do it. 494 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:31,552 Do it, you cowardly piece of shit. 495 00:33:31,741 --> 00:33:34,833 And if you can't do him, do yourself. 496 00:33:39,286 --> 00:33:40,591 What's the matter with you? 497 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:41,950 Stop it! 498 00:33:42,181 --> 00:33:45,700 A lot of rubbish needing swept away, don't you think? 499 00:33:45,701 --> 00:33:47,300 CRESCENDO OF CAR HORNS 500 00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:48,220 Do it. 501 00:33:48,221 --> 00:33:50,221 Stop here! Please. 502 00:34:23,850 --> 00:34:25,351 You all right? 503 00:34:27,612 --> 00:34:29,011 (YELPS) 504 00:34:29,300 --> 00:34:32,654 (LAUGHS) 505 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,271 A horse enters a pub 506 00:34:43,272 --> 00:34:45,871 and the barman goes, "What the fuck's wrong with you?" 507 00:34:45,872 --> 00:34:47,631 Mind your own fucking business. 508 00:34:47,646 --> 00:34:48,954 Whoa... 509 00:34:51,032 --> 00:34:53,275 I think you'll find I was here first. 510 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:55,282 You invaded my drinking area. 511 00:34:55,372 --> 00:34:57,971 Fundamental principle, around this stool, right, 512 00:34:58,043 --> 00:35:01,415 this is my personal drinking space. 513 00:35:01,506 --> 00:35:04,095 You've got the rest of the known universe to be fucking grumpy. 514 00:35:04,302 --> 00:35:05,563 I'm sorry. 515 00:35:06,912 --> 00:35:09,040 I've had a rough couple of days, you know... 516 00:35:11,712 --> 00:35:13,071 Yes, well... 517 00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:18,306 Well, a problem shared. 518 00:35:21,311 --> 00:35:23,108 I think God's got it in for me. 519 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:25,421 I can't do right for doing wrong. 520 00:35:26,486 --> 00:35:28,205 How confused are you? 521 00:35:28,472 --> 00:35:30,538 There is no right, there's no wrong. 522 00:35:30,835 --> 00:35:32,732 There is no God. Sorted. 523 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:35,935 Any gratuities gratefully received. 524 00:35:36,748 --> 00:35:38,092 Maybe. 525 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,279 Know no right, no wrong. 526 00:35:40,632 --> 00:35:42,881 But I'm the one carrying the scars, aren't I? 527 00:35:42,991 --> 00:35:44,858 It's not accidental, is it? 528 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:50,082 Was it the good Lord herself who swung a tire iron at your bonce? 529 00:35:50,336 --> 00:35:51,819 I think not. 530 00:35:51,982 --> 00:35:54,115 You see, I have read her instruction manual 531 00:35:54,171 --> 00:35:58,920 and one of the very few pearls it offers us is an eye for an eye. 532 00:35:59,272 --> 00:36:02,271 Fuck all that touchy-feely New Testament shit, 533 00:36:02,334 --> 00:36:04,857 fucking lentil eater's manifesto. 534 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:08,303 Someone smites you, you smite them right back. 535 00:36:08,326 --> 00:36:09,670 What's that going to solve? 536 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:13,076 Well, if you're standing up for your people, a lot. 537 00:36:17,109 --> 00:36:19,628 Standing up for my people. 538 00:36:20,872 --> 00:36:24,671 ♪ GEORGE MICHAEL: FAITH 539 00:36:24,672 --> 00:36:27,271 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice... ♪ 540 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:31,849 My people bring artistic pleasure to millions. 541 00:36:32,072 --> 00:36:33,551 Them the choirs? 542 00:36:33,552 --> 00:36:35,711 Oh, yes. 543 00:36:35,712 --> 00:36:37,751 Can't you tell? 544 00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:40,511 ♪ ..before I give my heart away 545 00:36:40,512 --> 00:36:44,511 ♪ And I know all the games you play, because I play them too 546 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,098 ♪ Cos I gotta have faith, 547 00:36:47,153 --> 00:36:49,192 ♪ I gotta have faith 548 00:36:49,272 --> 00:36:51,911 ♪ Because I've got to have faith 549 00:36:51,912 --> 00:36:54,988 ♪ I've got to have faith, faith, faith... ♪ 550 00:37:18,682 --> 00:37:20,442 Where the fuck have you been? 551 00:37:23,432 --> 00:37:24,951 Have you got something to say to me? 552 00:37:24,952 --> 00:37:26,351 No. 553 00:37:26,352 --> 00:37:29,020 Well, get with the programme then, champ. 554 00:37:32,755 --> 00:37:34,246 I'm not going to be around for a while. 555 00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:38,348 DISTANT POLICE SIREN 556 00:37:39,449 --> 00:37:40,606 Where are you going? 557 00:37:40,637 --> 00:37:41,871 Let him go. 558 00:37:41,907 --> 00:37:44,113 Aidan, you'd better not talk to anybody. 559 00:37:51,387 --> 00:37:53,546 If you've got it, flaunt it, fair enough. 560 00:37:53,656 --> 00:37:55,615 But be responsible with it. 561 00:37:55,664 --> 00:37:57,063 I am responsible. 562 00:37:57,392 --> 00:37:59,671 I was young once myself, you know. 563 00:38:00,109 --> 00:38:02,637 Men might button up the back, but I don't. 564 00:38:03,672 --> 00:38:06,449 Why are you here, kid? And no bullshit. 565 00:38:09,004 --> 00:38:10,311 My ma threw me out. 566 00:38:10,312 --> 00:38:12,271 If I call her, she'll confirm that? 567 00:38:12,272 --> 00:38:13,711 I thought you couldn't stand her. 568 00:38:13,712 --> 00:38:16,871 I hope she dies a long, slow death. I'll still call her though. 569 00:38:16,872 --> 00:38:18,192 I'll get my stuff. 570 00:38:18,948 --> 00:38:21,348 Don't be stupid. You can stay as long as you like. 571 00:38:22,032 --> 00:38:24,457 I owe that to your dad at least, God rest his soul. 572 00:38:26,316 --> 00:38:28,152 Your business is your business. 573 00:38:28,693 --> 00:38:30,020 And I won't ask again. 574 00:38:35,601 --> 00:38:38,379 Don't seduce all the lads at one time though, eh? 575 00:38:38,504 --> 00:38:40,463 (LAUGHS) 576 00:38:40,518 --> 00:38:42,597 ♪ Come on, baby... ♪ 577 00:38:42,824 --> 00:38:44,863 Look at this shit! 578 00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:47,551 ♪ You're going to like it once you get a taste 579 00:38:47,552 --> 00:38:50,631 ♪ I got a feeling in my heart 580 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:53,751 ♪ Something good is about to start. 581 00:38:53,752 --> 00:38:56,791 ♪ That's a hot dog, hot dog 582 00:38:56,792 --> 00:39:00,711 ♪ Watch me eat a hot dog 583 00:39:00,712 --> 00:39:02,911 ♪ Hot dog, hot dog 584 00:39:02,912 --> 00:39:06,871 ♪ Come on, let's do the hot dog. ♪ 585 00:39:06,872 --> 00:39:10,871 ♪ E-A-T H-O-T D-O-G, Hot dog. ♪ 586 00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:15,527 What is it you want from me, Carl? 587 00:39:19,714 --> 00:39:21,113 I don't know. 588 00:39:21,539 --> 00:39:24,770 You're stalking a girl... dressed like a dog, 589 00:39:24,813 --> 00:39:26,660 and you don't know what you want? 590 00:39:28,373 --> 00:39:30,574 Not exactly a man with a plan, are you? 591 00:39:31,822 --> 00:39:33,378 I want to be with you. 592 00:39:33,644 --> 00:39:35,690 After one conversation in a club? 593 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,465 They say it can happen at first sight. 594 00:39:45,946 --> 00:39:47,483 Shall I tell you what I think? 595 00:39:50,249 --> 00:39:53,850 I want to strap you on to me and fuck you till my eyes water. 596 00:39:56,033 --> 00:39:57,522 Take the costume off first? 597 00:40:14,032 --> 00:40:16,631 ♪ FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE Dog Days 598 00:40:16,632 --> 00:40:19,711 ♪ Happiness... hit her 599 00:40:19,712 --> 00:40:23,711 ♪ Like a train on a tra-a-ack 600 00:40:29,152 --> 00:40:33,031 ♪ Coming towards her 601 00:40:33,032 --> 00:40:37,031 ♪ Stuck still no turning ba-ck 602 00:40:41,261 --> 00:40:43,780 ♪ She hid around corners 603 00:40:44,032 --> 00:40:47,431 ♪ And she hid under beds 604 00:40:47,432 --> 00:40:50,511 ♪ She killed it with kisses 605 00:40:50,512 --> 00:40:53,686 ♪ And from it she fled 606 00:40:53,748 --> 00:40:57,351 ♪ The dog days are over 607 00:40:57,352 --> 00:41:00,162 ♪ The dog days are done 608 00:41:00,209 --> 00:41:02,911 ♪ The horses are comin' 609 00:41:02,912 --> 00:41:06,671 ♪ So you better run 610 00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:10,071 ♪ Run fast for your mother run fast for your father 611 00:41:10,072 --> 00:41:13,391 ♪ Run for your children for your sisters and brothers 612 00:41:13,392 --> 00:41:16,191 ♪ Leave all your love and your longing behind 613 00:41:16,192 --> 00:41:19,711 ♪ You can't carry it with you if you want to survive 614 00:41:19,712 --> 00:41:22,951 ♪ The dog days are over 615 00:41:22,952 --> 00:41:26,471 ♪ The dog days are done 616 00:41:26,472 --> 00:41:29,031 ♪ Can you hear the horses 617 00:41:29,032 --> 00:41:33,031 ♪ Cos here they come 618 00:41:38,950 --> 00:41:42,389 ♪ Happiness Hit her 619 00:41:42,421 --> 00:41:46,420 ♪ Like a bullet in the ba-a-ck 620 00:41:51,552 --> 00:41:55,551 ♪ Struck from a great height 621 00:41:55,590 --> 00:42:02,740 ♪ By someone who should have known better than that 622 00:42:03,392 --> 00:42:06,551 ♪ The dog days are over 623 00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:10,191 ♪ The dog days are done 624 00:42:10,192 --> 00:42:13,185 ♪ Can you hear the horses 625 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:17,431 ♪ Cos here they come... ♪ 626 00:42:17,432 --> 00:42:19,391 Whoa! What the fuck are you doing? 627 00:42:19,392 --> 00:42:22,982 Give me one good reason why I shouldn't slice your head off 628 00:42:23,013 --> 00:42:24,568 and kick it down the street. 629 00:42:27,552 --> 00:42:29,031 How did you find me? 630 00:42:29,032 --> 00:42:30,356 I was in your cab. 631 00:42:30,957 --> 00:42:32,916 A lot of rubbish needs swept away. 632 00:42:32,996 --> 00:42:35,614 I thought I recognised you. No wonder my arse tightened. 633 00:42:37,794 --> 00:42:39,911 Maybe I should just chop that off. 634 00:42:40,682 --> 00:42:43,427 I bet it's shrivelled up like a walnut whip now, ain't it? 635 00:42:44,153 --> 00:42:46,311 - Show me. - Fuck off. 636 00:42:46,312 --> 00:42:48,408 Get it out. You bring your filth in here! 637 00:42:48,431 --> 00:42:49,908 Do it! 638 00:43:09,992 --> 00:43:11,518 On your knees, bitch. 639 00:43:20,957 --> 00:43:22,436 It's not nice, is it? 640 00:43:23,312 --> 00:43:25,323 Everything you know stripped away. 641 00:43:26,495 --> 00:43:28,870 All coming to get you, are we? 642 00:43:29,345 --> 00:43:32,339 Blacks, Pakis, queers! 643 00:43:34,432 --> 00:43:36,487 Anyone who's not you, is that it? 644 00:43:40,018 --> 00:43:42,876 What's your little baby going to think of that when it arrives? 645 00:43:42,909 --> 00:43:44,823 Don't you talk about my baby. 646 00:43:57,495 --> 00:44:00,565 I really hope you do get a boy. 647 00:44:00,924 --> 00:44:03,010 And I hope it's a faggot. 648 00:44:03,872 --> 00:44:06,791 That way you'll have a lot of cocks to worry about, not just one. 649 00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:08,549 Please. 650 00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:20,829 Looks like you picked on the wrong guy. 651 00:45:00,689 --> 00:45:02,936 (FRANK) 'You can go through life being a cliche, 652 00:45:03,251 --> 00:45:05,850 'doing everything that's expected of you, 653 00:45:06,312 --> 00:45:10,191 'nose to the grindstone, live to work, work to live, 654 00:45:10,192 --> 00:45:13,647 'but fuck that, break away and dance to a different beat. 655 00:45:14,370 --> 00:45:16,327 'Ring the changes and just... 656 00:45:17,091 --> 00:45:18,451 'Live. 657 00:45:18,732 --> 00:45:21,451 'Learn to stand proud, head held high. 658 00:45:21,568 --> 00:45:23,834 'Fuck your detractors, what do they know?' 659 00:45:23,911 --> 00:45:25,280 Got a light, mate? 660 00:45:26,192 --> 00:45:28,827 'There's no angels, good or bad.' 661 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,334 Got a spare cig an' all? 662 00:45:30,397 --> 00:45:31,709 'There's only you. 663 00:45:33,234 --> 00:45:35,475 'So be proud and fuck the rest. 664 00:45:38,578 --> 00:45:40,186 'That should be enough.' 665 00:45:44,298 --> 00:45:46,272 So why ain't they been yet, the police? 666 00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:48,019 He knows who we are. 667 00:45:48,176 --> 00:45:49,639 Did you like it? 668 00:45:49,678 --> 00:45:51,694 I thought you wear a wanted man this side of Manchester. 669 00:45:51,723 --> 00:45:53,834 Maybe he's just checking up. 670 00:45:53,903 --> 00:45:55,622 He doesn't make social calls. 671 00:45:55,653 --> 00:45:56,732 He's a dangerous man. 672 00:45:56,773 --> 00:45:58,748 I don't appreciate a veto on who I can serve. 673 00:45:58,790 --> 00:46:00,429 You don't have to do this. 674 00:46:00,469 --> 00:46:02,694 What choice is there? How bad do you want it? I want him dead. 675 00:46:02,732 --> 00:46:04,051 Still got it in you? 676 00:46:04,076 --> 00:46:05,702 I don't care what happens, I'll be your witness. 677 00:46:06,094 --> 00:46:08,123 It's not normal weed. What is it? 678 00:46:08,159 --> 00:46:09,758 Some herbal shit. 679 00:46:09,806 --> 00:46:11,845 I think I can solve something over here. 680 00:46:12,174 --> 00:46:14,228 681 00:46:54,947 --> 00:46:57,541 OK, empty your pockets. 682 00:47:16,595 --> 00:47:18,074 Oh... 683 00:47:18,122 --> 00:47:20,122 They... must be mine. 684 00:47:20,172 --> 00:47:24,722 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48846

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