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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,871 Anyone watching thinking we know fuck all 2 00:00:02,945 --> 00:00:07,095 about knowing fuck all about 'owt, needs to watch their backs. 3 00:00:07,897 --> 00:00:11,336 So you've had your Labour reclassifying skunk, 4 00:00:11,337 --> 00:00:12,461 sending prices sky-high. 5 00:00:12,718 --> 00:00:16,797 Literally, literally taking the grass from its own roots. 6 00:00:16,822 --> 00:00:18,901 And now you've got your ConDemNation. 7 00:00:19,777 --> 00:00:24,056 Liberals noshing Tories like altar boys picking dimps up! 8 00:00:24,057 --> 00:00:27,536 Have we had a national fucking stroke or what? 9 00:00:27,537 --> 00:00:31,896 Is revolution a word, or was it never? 10 00:00:31,897 --> 00:00:34,056 Anybody watching needs to know, 11 00:00:34,057 --> 00:00:36,856 we cope better than average with irony in Chatsworth. 12 00:00:36,857 --> 00:00:39,856 Well, for fucks sake, we live in Manchester 13 00:00:39,857 --> 00:00:42,936 and they charge us for water. 14 00:00:42,937 --> 00:00:48,496 I wandered lonely as a clown, necking mushrooms rarely found. 15 00:00:48,497 --> 00:00:52,416 This green and pleasant land in ancient times. 16 00:00:52,417 --> 00:00:57,296 Yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak, yak! It's not theirs any more. 17 00:00:57,297 --> 00:00:59,896 This is our England now! 18 00:00:59,897 --> 00:01:01,857 Paaaarty! 19 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:09,416 'I used to go out with this lad in my teens. 20 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,896 'A real pin-up. Blonde, blue eyed. 21 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,536 'Face of an angel. 22 00:01:13,537 --> 00:01:16,576 'If his timing had been better, and his voice didn't sound like 23 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,216 'a hot water bottle being trod on, 24 00:01:18,217 --> 00:01:21,336 'he could've been a contender, given Gary and Robbie a run for their money. 25 00:01:21,337 --> 00:01:25,216 'Certainly had the looks. The moves. He was charm personified. 26 00:01:25,217 --> 00:01:29,936 'Everyone loved him. Everyone. But not half as much as me. 27 00:01:29,937 --> 00:01:32,576 'He was everything I'd never had before, 28 00:01:32,577 --> 00:01:34,976 'or since, come to think of it. 29 00:01:34,977 --> 00:01:38,736 'Attentive, considerate, generous, kind. 30 00:01:38,737 --> 00:01:41,016 'Until the night when he didn't take no as no.' 31 00:01:41,017 --> 00:01:42,536 No! 32 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:47,416 'When I finally plucked up the courage to tell... no-one believed me. 33 00:01:47,417 --> 00:01:49,217 '"He wouldn't do something like that." 34 00:01:49,218 --> 00:01:51,416 'But he did. 35 00:01:51,417 --> 00:01:54,016 'And it taught me a really valuable lesson. 36 00:01:54,017 --> 00:01:58,576 'Sometimes, devils come dressed as angels. 37 00:01:58,577 --> 00:02:01,056 'And angels come dressed as devils. 38 00:02:01,057 --> 00:02:06,976 'Only problem is... sometimes you only find out which is which 39 00:02:06,977 --> 00:02:09,897 'when it's too fuckin' late!' 40 00:03:00,937 --> 00:03:03,657 ? When Jesus Comes around 41 00:03:08,937 --> 00:03:13,257 ? All that's bad goes to ground. 42 00:03:16,017 --> 00:03:19,656 Where there is darkness, I shall bring light. 43 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:24,416 And where there is hatred, I shall bring love. 44 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:26,817 Love! Love! 45 00:03:31,417 --> 00:03:34,977 All I fucking need. A McCartney to play against my Lennon. 46 00:03:37,057 --> 00:03:38,937 ? You have the choice. 47 00:03:40,657 --> 00:03:42,497 Hallelujah! 48 00:03:44,017 --> 00:03:46,856 ? Salvation or damnation... ? 49 00:03:46,857 --> 00:03:49,257 You see, one mention of religion and it's got us all arguing, 50 00:03:49,258 --> 00:03:52,216 while those cracked twats are peddling their shite 51 00:03:52,217 --> 00:03:54,456 and lining their pockets 52 00:03:54,457 --> 00:03:57,136 and frightening the lives out of the vulnerable and lonely. 53 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,456 Oh, fucking hell! 54 00:03:58,457 --> 00:04:01,176 We're a non-profit making organisation, actually. 55 00:04:01,177 --> 00:04:02,496 Oh, L. Ron Hubbard! 56 00:04:02,497 --> 00:04:04,095 You'll have to forgive him, Father. 57 00:04:04,096 --> 00:04:05,737 I keep telling you, Mimi. I'm not a priest. 58 00:04:05,738 --> 00:04:10,497 Just one soul wanting to spread a little happiness to another. 59 00:04:12,057 --> 00:04:13,857 Would you be willing to put one up? 60 00:04:13,858 --> 00:04:17,136 Anything we can do to help. 61 00:04:17,137 --> 00:04:21,897 That's good to hear. Bless you, one and all. 62 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:28,417 What is it you lot are on? Ritalin? 63 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:35,696 What? 64 00:04:35,697 --> 00:04:38,656 'Scuse! 65 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:40,256 We haven't met... 66 00:04:40,257 --> 00:04:42,736 Jesus. Jesus O'Toole. 67 00:04:42,737 --> 00:04:44,376 Religious family? 68 00:04:44,377 --> 00:04:46,456 Yeah, I was called Bernadette. 69 00:04:46,457 --> 00:04:49,456 You know, until I came out and they realised I weren't a girl. 70 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:52,776 I changed it by deed poll, in honour of the boss. 71 00:04:52,777 --> 00:04:54,656 Oh! 72 00:04:54,657 --> 00:04:57,936 We had a lad called Moses in our class when I was a kid. 73 00:04:57,937 --> 00:05:01,457 But he got knocked over by a forklift truck on work experience. 74 00:05:05,177 --> 00:05:07,976 Got another poster? It's just for college. 75 00:05:07,977 --> 00:05:11,976 There's a few lost lambs there, I can tell you. 76 00:05:11,977 --> 00:05:13,257 Your name's Mike? 77 00:05:13,258 --> 00:05:15,456 Mikey. 78 00:05:15,457 --> 00:05:17,216 Mick... Micky. 79 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:17,977 Angel. 80 00:05:17,978 --> 00:05:19,656 Stop it. 81 00:05:19,657 --> 00:05:21,936 Michael was one of the archangels. 82 00:05:21,937 --> 00:05:23,496 God's hard man. 83 00:05:23,497 --> 00:05:25,456 Fighter. 84 00:05:25,457 --> 00:05:29,417 Coming to the prayer meeting? 85 00:05:32,137 --> 00:05:33,497 Yeah. OK. 86 00:05:41,817 --> 00:05:46,416 Tell your big brother next time he wants something, not to send you. 87 00:05:46,417 --> 00:05:48,816 He needs to come in himself. 88 00:05:48,817 --> 00:05:49,936 Will do. 89 00:05:49,937 --> 00:05:52,497 Call it 20. You'll be getting me arrested. 90 00:06:02,217 --> 00:06:04,377 I'll see you in court then. 91 00:06:22,377 --> 00:06:24,936 Can't you do something about that? 92 00:06:24,937 --> 00:06:27,176 Oh, back off, miserable arse. 93 00:06:27,177 --> 00:06:28,177 Can't bar them for enjoying themselves. 94 00:06:28,178 --> 00:06:30,696 Oh, I didn't mean bar them. 95 00:06:30,697 --> 00:06:32,217 I just meant burn them at the stake. 96 00:06:32,218 --> 00:06:34,696 That'll shut the fuckers up. 97 00:06:34,697 --> 00:06:35,975 Free country, Frank. 98 00:06:35,976 --> 00:06:38,257 Only if you're a Christian Fundamentalist, apparently. 99 00:06:38,258 --> 00:06:41,456 Or some other vocal minority, like your fucking lot. 100 00:06:41,457 --> 00:06:45,376 What do you mean by that? 101 00:06:45,377 --> 00:06:50,336 Oh, you see? Someone dares criticise, have an opinion, you're up in arms! 102 00:06:50,337 --> 00:06:51,936 Dad, shut the fuck up! 103 00:06:51,937 --> 00:06:56,056 No. You can't have a balanced discussion, can't dare to disagree. 104 00:06:56,057 --> 00:07:00,536 Oh, sorry, but the vast majority of folk in the free world 105 00:07:00,537 --> 00:07:03,216 don't share your point of view vis a vis your God 106 00:07:03,217 --> 00:07:06,176 and the way his representatives on Earth are conducting themselves. 107 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:08,416 You're welcome to your opinion, Frank. 108 00:07:08,417 --> 00:07:09,375 Oh, cheers. 109 00:07:09,376 --> 00:07:10,335 I just don't want to hear it. 110 00:07:10,336 --> 00:07:12,775 And don't we know it. Someone dares speak out of turn 111 00:07:12,776 --> 00:07:14,577 and you're down on them like a ton of bricks, 112 00:07:14,578 --> 00:07:16,616 literally, in some parts of the world. 113 00:07:16,617 --> 00:07:18,097 That's bang out of order. 114 00:07:18,098 --> 00:07:21,656 No. Karen. Blowing yourself up and taking folk with you 115 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:23,696 who don't wanna go, is bang out of order! 116 00:07:23,697 --> 00:07:25,736 You need to watch what you're saying. 117 00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:30,137 Or what? You're going to get a Fatwa on me, yeah? Frankie gets a Fatwa? 118 00:07:37,337 --> 00:07:39,617 I'm not saying one religion is any better than the other. 119 00:07:39,618 --> 00:07:41,457 They're all shite. 120 00:07:42,937 --> 00:07:47,016 It's just a way of administering control, pulling strings. 121 00:07:47,017 --> 00:07:49,776 God's just a bogeyman! 122 00:07:49,777 --> 00:07:51,057 That is so offensive. 123 00:07:51,058 --> 00:07:53,496 Well, I'd rate buggering choirboys 124 00:07:53,497 --> 00:07:56,736 and abusing kids in care more offensive, Mimi, but, hey, you know, 125 00:07:56,737 --> 00:08:00,216 one man's Sistine Chapel ceiling is another man's floor, I suppose. 126 00:08:00,217 --> 00:08:03,256 So all Catholics bugger choirboys, do they? 127 00:08:03,257 --> 00:08:08,137 Can't say I have. Shane? 128 00:08:13,737 --> 00:08:16,376 (CROWD CHANTING): Go home to your wives! 129 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:19,736 Go home to your wives! 130 00:08:19,737 --> 00:08:23,816 I've been here ages. Say I'm the Devil Incarnate. 131 00:08:23,817 --> 00:08:25,377 I'd be insulted if I knew what it meant. 132 00:08:25,378 --> 00:08:27,176 What's this? What you playing at? 133 00:08:27,177 --> 00:08:28,497 Just trying to raise awareness. 134 00:08:28,498 --> 00:08:31,056 Not outside my place of work you're not! 135 00:08:31,057 --> 00:08:32,097 You're a whore. 136 00:08:32,098 --> 00:08:34,536 A little Old Testament for my tastes, but yep. 137 00:08:34,537 --> 00:08:38,016 I thought you were here to get everyone happy clappy, 138 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:40,337 not interfere with the way I earn my living, or give an opinion on it. 139 00:08:40,338 --> 00:08:44,176 Let's pray, Kelly. Join me. Be forgiven. 140 00:08:44,177 --> 00:08:48,336 I'll be on me knees as soon as I clock on for work 141 00:08:48,337 --> 00:08:51,256 and you'll be flat on your back if you don't call your bitches off. 142 00:08:51,257 --> 00:08:54,496 I don't want or need your forgiveness. 143 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:57,696 It's the Almighty you're asking to forgive. 144 00:08:57,697 --> 00:09:00,896 And be honest, you could do with a little guidance in your life. 145 00:09:00,897 --> 00:09:02,976 No! 146 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:06,696 Tonya could've done with some, too. 147 00:09:06,697 --> 00:09:11,216 With light in her life, she could have avoided a lot of heartache. 148 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,136 How the fuck do you...? 149 00:09:13,137 --> 00:09:15,657 Move! 150 00:09:17,617 --> 00:09:20,337 And there's plenty more where that came from, too! 151 00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:27,536 I'm here to help, Kelly. Let me. 152 00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:28,497 What's going on? 153 00:09:28,498 --> 00:09:30,496 How do you know about our Tonya? 154 00:09:30,497 --> 00:09:32,056 How do you know about me sister? 155 00:09:32,057 --> 00:09:33,257 What's happening? 156 00:09:33,258 --> 00:09:35,296 Let the love in, Kelly. 157 00:09:35,297 --> 00:09:37,456 Fuck'd you know me name? 158 00:09:37,457 --> 00:09:39,496 All right, pal. What you up to? 159 00:09:39,497 --> 00:09:40,697 Spreading the word.. 160 00:09:40,698 --> 00:09:43,336 Well fucking spread it somewhere else! 161 00:09:43,337 --> 00:09:45,537 Jesus loves you, Shane. 162 00:09:51,337 --> 00:09:53,377 I'm praying for you. 163 00:09:57,377 --> 00:09:58,976 He knows your name. 164 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:00,537 He knows our names! 165 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:21,680 ? Someone's praying, Lord, kumbaya 166 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:26,919 ? Oh, Lord, kumbaya. ? 167 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,999 He knew things about me, my family. 168 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,398 They could have asked someone your name. 169 00:10:31,399 --> 00:10:32,600 Every now and then, 170 00:10:32,601 --> 00:10:36,359 you come across a holy man with a direct link to him upstairs. 171 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:39,399 He's got those eyes, though, hasn't he? Look right into you. 172 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,399 Know your every thought. 173 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:43,760 See right into our souls. 174 00:10:43,761 --> 00:10:46,839 Trickery, Kelly. Smoke and mirrors, like all religions. 175 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,159 Except yours, obviously. 176 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:52,879 Fear of an all-seeing, all-knowing, unforgiving deity 177 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:54,999 that doesn't even exist. 178 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,879 Except yours, as previously mentioned. 179 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:01,679 Hang on, got to admit it's been a bit nicer since they arrived. 180 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,480 Let me give you a hand. 181 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:10,040 Kids off the street are socialising 182 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:12,759 instead of making nuisances of themselves. 183 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,079 Stop! 184 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:18,159 Hallelujah! Praise the Lord! 185 00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:20,319 Jesus is doing no harm. 186 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,199 You dropped your purse. 187 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:23,399 Thank you. 188 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,159 APPLAUSE 189 00:11:26,160 --> 00:11:27,639 Well done! 190 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,639 Apart from picketing my business 191 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:32,399 and threatening to expose my clientele, you mean? 192 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,959 Let them fill their boots and move on. 193 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,719 How much harm are a gang of Bible-bashers going to do us, eh? 194 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:41,080 LAUGHTER 195 00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:54,840 (MUFFLED SCREAMS) 196 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:07,120 You touch me, and you're dead! I'm a Maguire! 197 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:10,600 And when they find out what you're doing to one of their own... 198 00:12:10,720 --> 00:12:12,680 At least I got the right one. 199 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,279 Marty?! 200 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:24,359 Me nuts! 201 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,680 (LAUGHS) 202 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,599 We were in Spain, paradise. 203 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:34,719 Happiest ever. 204 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,079 We had each other. 205 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,040 The kids. 206 00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:39,440 So what happened? 207 00:12:39,441 --> 00:12:43,079 I couldn't give her what she wanted. I tried. 208 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,079 Had this job in Fuengirola. 209 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,639 We were just scraping by, but we were together. 210 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,600 Anyway, before long... 211 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:54,239 She found someone who could give her what she wanted. 212 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,359 She left you. 213 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,919 Took my kids. 214 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,720 Arsin-arsin-arsin' around behind my back with some greasy wop! 215 00:13:02,680 --> 00:13:04,159 Wops are Italian. 216 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,519 You were in Spain. 217 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:10,040 They're all the same gel-wearing tight trousered bastards. Put the fire out! She... 218 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:15,080 She put out the fire - desire - that I felt for her. 219 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:18,480 So you're back here. 220 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:28,159 Fuck, sorry. 221 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,760 Who is it? 222 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:33,359 Mum. 223 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,320 It's Carol? 224 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,280 I had no idea she'd... 225 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:47,480 You have had a shit time of it, haven't you? 226 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,719 Look, you can't stay here. 227 00:13:51,720 --> 00:13:53,279 I'll have a word with Shane. 228 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:58,279 It'll only be the couch, but at least you'll be warm. Safe. 229 00:13:58,280 --> 00:14:00,240 How about it, eh? 230 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,040 Yeah. 231 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:09,519 There's a prayer meeting at eight. 232 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:11,799 Does it look like I go to prayer meetings? 233 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:15,719 Looks like you need to. There's an Xbox on the bus. PS3. Wii. 234 00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,958 What's your name? 235 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,200 Mephistopheles. 236 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:21,840 Call him Meff for short. 237 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:25,879 I've been sent by God to save you. 238 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:27,199 Many women bigger, wiser 239 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,999 and on the legal side of puberty to you have tried to save me 240 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,440 and failed spectacularly. 241 00:14:31,441 --> 00:14:35,319 Vernon Francis Gallagher. Nine children to two different women. 242 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,439 Claiming disability benefits on and off for a back condition, 243 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:42,359 which only materialises at the same time as the possibility of a job. 244 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,719 What are you, some sort of Lib-Dem-Tory spy? 245 00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,919 Receiving child benefits for almost 30 years. 246 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,399 But that money's never put a meal on the table. Clothes on their backs. 247 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,319 Me and my benefits are classified information. 248 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,999 It's theft, Frank. A crime 249 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,719 not only against your fellow man, but God himself. 250 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,759 I don't give a toss about my fellow man. 251 00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:04,079 And as for God... 252 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:05,600 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 253 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:11,039 ? Salvation or damnation! ? 254 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,679 Who the fuck are you? 255 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:16,799 ? You have the choice! ? 256 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,119 See the light! 257 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:19,880 ? Salvation... ? 258 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,680 Fuck that! 259 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,519 He's on his own, 260 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,639 in that shitty squat the junkies used to use. 261 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,679 She only wants Marty staying here, Veronica's brother. 262 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,600 Well, we need a fuckin' arsonist. 263 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,960 Mickey! 264 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,680 He's got nowhere to live. Mickey! 265 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,400 I wouldn't be able to leave a match... 266 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:59,079 or a lighter out... for fear of him torching the place. 267 00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:00,319 Oh, God! 268 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,679 He's got a right potty mouth! 269 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,319 Fuck this, fuck that, fuck the other. 270 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:08,199 Every other word's fuck. Or twat. Who? 271 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,039 Marty. He used to shout "cuntflaps" at the nuns. 272 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:13,159 Cilla would pick that up, "cuntflaps". 273 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,039 You've got a spare room. 274 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:15,840 No chance. 275 00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,279 You didn't move your lips. 276 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,198 He's a liability. 277 00:16:19,199 --> 00:16:20,040 KNOCK AT DOOR 278 00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:21,400 For fuck's sake! 279 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,998 Are you in on this, Ches? 280 00:16:25,999 --> 00:16:27,118 Yeah, too right. 281 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:28,400 Did you call Lillian? 282 00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:30,879 I couldn't get through. 283 00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,759 Mickey, you know where she is, don't you? 284 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:39,480 ? ENNIO MORRICONE: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly 285 00:16:43,280 --> 00:16:47,320 ECSTATIC CRIES FROM CAR 286 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,960 KNOCKING 287 00:16:51,400 --> 00:16:53,679 If the car's a rockin', don't come knockin'. 288 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:58,119 I've gone mobile. I couldn't get a punter past the God squad, 289 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,680 so I've launched Feels On Wheels. 290 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,559 It's an orgy! 291 00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:06,959 Didn't start like that. Two of them 292 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,799 were late and then all my appointments went crashing, 293 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,519 so I thought "Oh, to hell with it", and I chucked 'em all in at once. 294 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,279 I take a 10% cut and keep film and distribution rights. 295 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:17,599 They're being filmed? 296 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:21,759 Tiny cameras the size of matchsticks. They have no clue. 297 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:22,800 Who'd watch that? 298 00:17:22,801 --> 00:17:24,879 There's a market for chubby chasers. 299 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:26,799 I knock out DVDs on the computer, 300 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,839 take 'em down the car boot on a Saturday. Make a mint! 301 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,559 We're going to see Jesus. 302 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:37,320 I'm fucked off with the effect his crusade's having on business. 303 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,400 Jamie! 304 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,239 I'm with you in spirit, but if there's a ruck, 305 00:17:42,240 --> 00:17:43,160 I won't be of any use. 306 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:45,799 You're getting on a bit, so... 307 00:17:45,800 --> 00:17:49,479 No, it's the love eggs. Last time I was involved in a tussle, I lost one. 308 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:53,079 One of the girls had to come down and suction it out 309 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:55,239 with the hose off the Dyson. 310 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,120 I've just brought up a bit of sick. 311 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:58,280 So have I. 312 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,919 Get your boss out here now, or you'll be meeting your maker 313 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,519 a bit quicker than you'd fuckin' imagined. 314 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,639 You want to play it the hard way, that's fine with us. 315 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:32,199 Stop this, please! For the love of God, stop. 316 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:35,719 None of this'd be happening if you'd come out when you were told. 317 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,999 We want your pickets removed from outside our businesses. 318 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,679 There's a message to be spread, Chesney. 319 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:44,839 Your brains'll be being spread if you don't listen up. 320 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:47,519 You're eating into our profits. That's not on. 321 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:49,519 Your trade breeds misery. 322 00:18:49,520 --> 00:18:51,799 Families ripped apart. 323 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:53,000 People have a freedom of choice. 324 00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:54,359 I can't stand idly by 325 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:59,199 and watch men and women drown in the very thing that you sell. 326 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,919 Look at Frank - the happiness 327 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:04,719 his children have missed out on through his addiction. 328 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,600 If you knew Frank, you'd know his kids have had a lucky escape. 329 00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,639 Call them off. 330 00:19:13,640 --> 00:19:15,839 We're here to do God's work. 331 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,519 Peace and love! 332 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:20,319 I can't call that off. 333 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:22,199 Can't ask it to stop. 334 00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,559 Well, then, you leave us no choice. 335 00:19:26,560 --> 00:19:28,959 You can't call it off. 336 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,759 But I... 337 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,160 can. 338 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,759 So why all the cloak and dagger? 339 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:49,040 Why jump me in the street, why not just knock round? 340 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:52,679 I'm on the run. There's a warrant out. 341 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,719 For? 342 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:55,719 I didn't pay maintenance. 343 00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:59,639 I didn't have it. When she kicked me out, I slept on the beach. 344 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,159 I lost my job. I didn't have a pot to piss in. 345 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,719 Besides... 346 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:07,079 The fella she moved in with was loaded. 347 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,839 It's not like the kids went short. 348 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,359 What? 349 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,240 You haven't swore. 350 00:20:16,080 --> 00:20:19,240 Fuck! Yeah. 351 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,480 Shane doesn't want you staying. 352 00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,439 So I thought the best thing we could do 353 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,159 would be to make this place as comfy as we can. 354 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,959 Got a duvet cover there, too. 355 00:20:34,960 --> 00:20:36,840 Anything else you want? 356 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:38,920 A fuck. 357 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,960 Is that your Tourette's back? 358 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,719 I'll ask one of the girls to pop round. You got a type? 359 00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,359 Er... blonde. 360 00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,240 About your size. 361 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:06,440 They'll be docking my pay. Bye. 362 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:35,780 'It's me. Leave a message.' 363 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,099 There's nothing going on here, 364 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:41,659 so I'll leave it an hour or so, then head home. 365 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:44,299 If you're at the Jockey, don't worry about rushing back, 366 00:21:44,300 --> 00:21:47,380 bath and bed when I get in, I'm knackered. Have a good 'un. 367 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:54,980 Love you. 368 00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,619 (SHRIEKS) 369 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:04,979 (LAUGHS) 370 00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:06,539 Hey, leave 'em on. 371 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:08,619 Shat myself then. 372 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,259 Oh, my God. 373 00:22:10,260 --> 00:22:12,699 What do you think you're doing? 374 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:14,779 (YELPS) 375 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,979 Hang on, hang on. Punchline... 376 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:19,019 And all because... 377 00:22:19,020 --> 00:22:21,499 The lady loves... 378 00:22:21,500 --> 00:22:24,979 LAUGHTER 379 00:22:24,980 --> 00:22:27,779 It's hurting. 380 00:22:27,780 --> 00:22:30,179 And I pledge to thee my purity. 381 00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:32,779 ALL: And I pledge to thee my purity. 382 00:22:32,780 --> 00:22:35,059 And I pledge to thee my faith. 383 00:22:35,060 --> 00:22:37,259 ALL: And I pledge to thee my faith. 384 00:22:37,260 --> 00:22:39,939 Now and for ever. Amen. 385 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:43,379 ALL: Now and for ever. Amen. 386 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:45,939 All right, crisps and pop coming up. 387 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:47,140 Enjoy! 388 00:22:50,860 --> 00:22:52,779 You missed it. 389 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:53,500 The prayer session. 390 00:22:53,501 --> 00:22:54,579 I know. 391 00:22:54,580 --> 00:22:57,259 You can't just turn up for the games, crisps and pop. 392 00:22:57,260 --> 00:22:59,578 You can't just reap the rewards. You have to put the time in. 393 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,620 It's all new to me. 394 00:23:00,621 --> 00:23:03,340 Like a big family, innit? 395 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:06,859 I'll be on time, next time. 396 00:23:06,860 --> 00:23:08,779 Erm... 397 00:23:08,780 --> 00:23:12,619 I'm sure God wouldn't mind me making an exception. 398 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:15,100 Monster Munch or Nibletts? 399 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:26,779 Your cronies are fucking up business in the pub. 400 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,059 And the shop. 401 00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:29,179 And Lillian's. 402 00:23:29,180 --> 00:23:30,300 You have to stop. Now. 403 00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,459 I can't. 404 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:35,179 I wouldn't put myself in the middle of it, Patty. 405 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:38,979 Jesus was never afraid of a fight and neither am I, Jamie. 406 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,660 I'd sooner not do this. 407 00:23:39,661 --> 00:23:42,219 Well, then don't. Leave the devil behind 408 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,499 and look for salvation. Before it's too late. 409 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:47,420 I want you off the estate this time tomorrow. 410 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:11,899 No wonder your crew knew all there is to know about everyone. 411 00:24:11,900 --> 00:24:14,179 The font of all knowledge, hey? 412 00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:16,579 I know how people might redeem themselves. 413 00:24:16,580 --> 00:24:20,339 Since he shone his light, my life is finally worth living 414 00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:22,099 and yours could be too, 415 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,859 so hallelujah! 416 00:24:23,860 --> 00:24:25,659 ALL: Hallelujah! 417 00:24:25,660 --> 00:24:27,939 Join us in the light. 418 00:24:27,940 --> 00:24:32,259 And let his love illuminate the darkest corners of your life. 419 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:35,379 I don't really do religion, I'm a Catholic. 420 00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:39,259 You think the Lord will forgive you for all you've done? Beware! 421 00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:42,019 You beware. If you think I'm going to let you and yours 422 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:45,659 fuck up my nearest and dearest, you're wrong. 423 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,379 No-one messes with my family. 424 00:24:47,380 --> 00:24:50,059 If you think we're a pushover, think again. 425 00:24:50,060 --> 00:24:52,179 Blow it out your arse. 426 00:24:52,180 --> 00:24:57,139 I'm New Testament, your mumbo jumbo scaremongery's lost on me. 427 00:24:57,140 --> 00:24:59,939 You want trouble, Patty, bring it on! 428 00:24:59,940 --> 00:25:06,060 Verily, God will visit upon you fire and brimstone and damnation! 429 00:25:07,980 --> 00:25:10,859 The earth shall weep, Mimi. 430 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:15,180 The earth shall weep! 431 00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:21,379 Pepperoni, madam. 432 00:25:21,380 --> 00:25:23,899 Extra basil like you asked. 433 00:25:23,900 --> 00:25:26,020 I meant on the pizza. 434 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,060 Well, basil on tap. You can have it any time you want now. 435 00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:37,179 I'm glad you're not in a hurry to get home. 436 00:25:37,180 --> 00:25:39,980 No-one to hurry to. Shane's out on family business. 437 00:25:41,460 --> 00:25:43,259 You mean kicking somebody's arse? 438 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:46,859 Or telling someone they're going to get their arse kicked. 439 00:25:46,860 --> 00:25:48,539 Not sure what he gets up to lately 440 00:25:48,540 --> 00:25:50,980 but I'm pretty sure it involves arses and kicking. 441 00:25:52,180 --> 00:25:56,780 Can't be easy being married to a Maguire. 442 00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:01,900 Bit of an effort lately. 443 00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,939 All marriages go through funny patches, eh? 444 00:26:07,940 --> 00:26:09,059 Yep. 445 00:26:09,060 --> 00:26:09,700 It'll just be a funny patch. 446 00:26:09,701 --> 00:26:10,620 Yeah. 447 00:26:12,940 --> 00:26:14,740 Mam said we need to be on red alert. 448 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:16,499 What does that mean? 449 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:19,819 Patty's made a threat which Mam thinks we need to take seriously. 450 00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:22,619 So there's a family pow wow later to decide the next move. 451 00:26:22,620 --> 00:26:25,539 Hiya. What you been up to? 452 00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:29,780 Not much. Someone nearly got their arse kicked, that's all. You? 453 00:26:31,540 --> 00:26:33,019 Been with a client. 454 00:26:33,020 --> 00:26:34,779 Can you smoke that? 455 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:35,819 It's basil. 456 00:26:35,820 --> 00:26:37,060 You've give it a name? 457 00:26:37,061 --> 00:26:39,939 No, Micky. Everyone calls it basil. 458 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,179 What's it for? 459 00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:44,499 Cooking. Stick it in a pasta, top of pizzas. 460 00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:45,898 We're having pasta again? 461 00:26:45,899 --> 00:26:47,300 No, we're not having pasta. 462 00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:49,139 What the fuck you buy it for then? 463 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:49,980 It's a gift. 464 00:26:49,981 --> 00:26:51,499 Some perv's buying you a plant 465 00:26:51,500 --> 00:26:53,579 as a thank you for paying to fuck you? 466 00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:56,860 It wasn't a perv. It was Marty. 467 00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:09,380 So he's buying you a plant? 468 00:27:09,381 --> 00:27:11,979 Shane! Punter have bought me watches before now. 469 00:27:11,980 --> 00:27:15,499 Red roses marking the anniversary of when they first fucked me 470 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,659 and you and me, we laughed at that. 471 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:20,019 Why's it bothering you? 472 00:27:20,020 --> 00:27:22,499 You do not buy a plant. 473 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,819 We were just having a laugh. We just got talking about stuff we liked... 474 00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:27,180 Shane! 475 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:32,339 Shane, come on! This is stupid! 476 00:27:32,340 --> 00:27:33,580 Shane, will you... 477 00:27:33,581 --> 00:27:34,779 Fuck off. 478 00:27:34,780 --> 00:27:37,339 It's a plant. A fucking plant. 479 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:40,140 It was a joke, a thank you, that's all. 480 00:27:44,860 --> 00:27:46,179 Shane! 481 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,420 Stop it! Shane! 482 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,380 Shane, stop it. 483 00:27:52,381 --> 00:27:53,619 Shane? 484 00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:56,659 Stop it now. No! No! 485 00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:59,899 Shane! Leave it. Leave it. 486 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,499 Fuck off. It's none of your business. Fucking do one! 487 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:04,139 Are you OK, love? 488 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,179 Just leave. 489 00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:06,739 (GRUNTS) 490 00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,419 What the fuck are you doing?! 491 00:28:09,420 --> 00:28:12,179 Fuck's this about?! 492 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:13,739 There's no need, 493 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:16,019 absolutely no need! 494 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:18,179 He stays away. 495 00:28:18,180 --> 00:28:20,099 You don't say who can and can't... 496 00:28:20,100 --> 00:28:22,939 You are my wife! 497 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:25,299 Kelly Maguire. 498 00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:27,299 You got that? 499 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:27,940 Maguire. 500 00:28:27,941 --> 00:28:29,700 And don't I fucking know it! 501 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:33,620 Come on. I said come on. 502 00:28:36,220 --> 00:28:37,819 (CRIES) 503 00:28:37,820 --> 00:28:40,260 (MOANS) 504 00:28:43,100 --> 00:28:45,299 What's it like living round here? 505 00:28:45,300 --> 00:28:46,899 Better than where I used to live. 506 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,179 We shouldn't even be talking to each other. 507 00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:51,859 Being on opposing sides, you mean? 508 00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,979 The Maguires have asked me to find out what your lot are planning. 509 00:28:54,980 --> 00:28:58,859 And I've been asked to find out what the Maguires are planning. 510 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,139 Fuck 'em. 511 00:29:00,140 --> 00:29:02,139 Fuck 'em all. 512 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:03,779 I'll pray for your soul. 513 00:29:03,780 --> 00:29:05,699 Don't you ever get pissed off? 514 00:29:05,700 --> 00:29:08,579 I mean, um, bored, doing this all the time? 515 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:12,779 If I can get through to one person, just one, it'll have been worthwhile. 516 00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:14,300 PHONE RINGS 517 00:29:17,780 --> 00:29:19,739 Yes, mate. 518 00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:22,059 Never just want a bit of fun? 519 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:23,499 I do have fun. 520 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:27,179 I enjoy my work, my mission. 521 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:30,019 Look, I believe in God but only for an hour on a Sunday. 522 00:29:30,020 --> 00:29:32,179 It hasn't taken over my whole life. 523 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,260 It needs to. 524 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,060 Don't you just want a bit of excitement? 525 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,539 BANG 526 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:42,180 ALARM RINGS 527 00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:58,980 Fuck. 528 00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,219 These fuckers are harder than we thought. 529 00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:05,739 Willing to go to any lengths to prove their point. 530 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:07,540 It might not have been them. 531 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,260 Who else could it have been? 532 00:30:10,261 --> 00:30:14,259 I told Patty the score, she threw down the gauntlet. 533 00:30:14,260 --> 00:30:16,139 This is war. 534 00:30:16,140 --> 00:30:19,499 So much for peace and goodwill, eh? 535 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:23,939 Me and my Brendan was involved in an explosion once. 1972. 536 00:30:23,940 --> 00:30:27,019 We were on a cruise, celebrating us anniversary. 537 00:30:27,020 --> 00:30:29,459 Having dinner at the Captains' table, 538 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,819 when suddenly, this God almighty bang... 539 00:30:31,820 --> 00:30:35,179 and the ship tipped. Felt it... wham. 540 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:38,499 And within an hour, the whole vessel were upside down. 541 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:39,500 We were trapped. 542 00:30:43,220 --> 00:30:46,339 That was the Poseidon Adventure. 543 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,780 Did it not happen? 544 00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:52,859 So we're just going to sit here, let 'em get away with it? 545 00:30:52,860 --> 00:30:56,019 Would you be doing this if I'd have been blown to fuckin' pieces? 546 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,619 No. 547 00:30:57,620 --> 00:30:59,219 So what do we do? 548 00:30:59,220 --> 00:31:00,819 Go round there and we nail them. 549 00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:03,699 What? You mean kill them? Kill Jesus? 550 00:31:03,700 --> 00:31:04,500 Kill 'em all. 551 00:31:04,501 --> 00:31:06,259 We tried the gentle approach, 552 00:31:06,260 --> 00:31:08,179 and they wouldn't listen. 553 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,899 Your answer to everything that, isn't it? 554 00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:11,780 What do you suggest? 555 00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:14,819 I dunno. Anything but that. 556 00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:15,740 It's just wrong. 557 00:31:15,741 --> 00:31:17,379 It's all wrong. 558 00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:21,140 This time tomorrow, our problem will no longer be our problem. 559 00:31:31,060 --> 00:31:34,619 Kel, Kel! Are you OK? He didn't hit you? 560 00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:36,859 He wouldn't fucking dare. 561 00:31:36,860 --> 00:31:39,700 Don't come round again, Marty. 562 00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:44,340 Why? 563 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,740 He'll kill you. 564 00:31:46,741 --> 00:31:48,419 I can't just stop seeing you. 565 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:48,938 You're going to have to. 566 00:31:48,939 --> 00:31:49,740 I can't! 567 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,579 Why the fuck not? 568 00:31:51,580 --> 00:31:52,620 Because I love ya. 569 00:32:00,380 --> 00:32:01,620 I love ya! 570 00:32:09,300 --> 00:32:10,699 You sure you're OK? 571 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:12,699 Fine, thanks, Auntie. 572 00:32:12,700 --> 00:32:15,099 If you're agreeable, you could stay with us. 573 00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,499 Come with us. Join our Crusade. 574 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:20,700 You mean it? 575 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,260 Indeed we do. 576 00:32:27,380 --> 00:32:28,419 Where's Grace? 577 00:32:28,420 --> 00:32:31,539 Upstairs, having a lie down. 578 00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:35,179 I'm off on a few messages. 579 00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,299 If you need anything, just call for Jesus. 580 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,100 I'll be in the office. 581 00:32:42,780 --> 00:32:46,580 THUNDER 582 00:33:00,740 --> 00:33:02,379 What you doing? 583 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:04,060 What's it look like? 584 00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,420 It's upside down. 585 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:31,620 Hey. Jesus? 586 00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:53,059 If you hadn't dragged my husband off, 587 00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:56,179 he'd have killed that poor bastard and be looking at a life stretch. 588 00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:57,939 So I owe you. 589 00:33:57,940 --> 00:33:59,020 My lot have had enough 590 00:33:59,021 --> 00:34:01,979 and they plan to make sure you don't cause no more problems. 591 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:04,259 When they realise we pose no threat... 592 00:34:04,260 --> 00:34:05,619 Look, Jesus... 593 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:08,299 What's your real name? I can't keep calling you that. 594 00:34:08,300 --> 00:34:10,459 That is my real name. 595 00:34:10,460 --> 00:34:11,980 What did your mam call you? 596 00:34:13,300 --> 00:34:16,980 Fuck's sake, I'm trying to have a serious conversation. 597 00:34:21,700 --> 00:34:22,739 Eric. 598 00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:24,420 Eric. 599 00:34:25,780 --> 00:34:27,179 Eric. 600 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:32,659 Some folk respond well to kindness, a soft touch. 601 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:34,740 Jamie isn't the type of man you want to be messing with. 602 00:34:34,741 --> 00:34:37,139 When the Romans came for Christ... 603 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:39,220 You want to finish up in the foundations for a flyover... 604 00:34:39,221 --> 00:34:40,580 Sit tight. 605 00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:47,619 There's something I don't understand. 606 00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:49,180 You're a... 607 00:34:51,180 --> 00:34:52,220 good looking bloke. 608 00:34:52,221 --> 00:34:56,099 Kind, considerate, passionate. 609 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:59,099 Your love for God tells me that much. 610 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:00,338 You never been tempted? 611 00:35:00,339 --> 00:35:01,540 You never been tempted? 612 00:35:01,541 --> 00:35:03,859 I pray to God to keep me pure. 613 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:05,939 You never longed for that touch? 614 00:35:05,940 --> 00:35:07,140 That euphoria. 615 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,379 Him. 616 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:11,260 His need. 617 00:35:11,261 --> 00:35:12,620 My need. 618 00:35:14,860 --> 00:35:16,180 When we make love... 619 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,379 I could almost believe in God. 620 00:35:20,380 --> 00:35:21,899 It's that good. 621 00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,180 It's that good. 622 00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:27,659 Don't be here. 623 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:29,700 They're coming. 624 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:34,979 See ya. 625 00:35:34,980 --> 00:35:36,220 Bye. 626 00:35:38,260 --> 00:35:40,060 Nice shoes, Grace. 627 00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,580 You'd better go. 628 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,559 Arghh! What?! 629 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:23,599 Have you heard from Libby? 630 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,639 I'm the last one she'd get in touch with! 631 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,480 Where is she? 632 00:36:26,481 --> 00:36:27,920 I don't know! 633 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,280 Why are you so intent on seeing her anyway? 634 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,318 She didn't say where she was going, 635 00:36:38,319 --> 00:36:39,440 or who she was going with? 636 00:36:39,441 --> 00:36:41,879 Why would she tell me? 637 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,439 She didn't leave a note for me? 638 00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,039 What, for her jailer? 639 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,759 Her tormentor? 640 00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:49,159 I'm her mother. 641 00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:51,239 Just because you've seen the light, 642 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:53,720 doesn't mean to say everyone else has too. 643 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,159 Go seek comfort in Jesus. 644 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,879 Not the real one, obviously. 645 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,119 I'm not suggesting you should top yourself, 646 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,880 but, you know, the himbo on the bus. 647 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:21,239 I'm sure he can rustle up a few words of comfort 648 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:22,839 from some Epistle or another. 649 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,880 You know, rattle his tambourine. 650 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:35,239 Fuck me. 651 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:37,800 The ice maiden melteth. 652 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,239 I shed a few tears for her. 653 00:38:07,240 --> 00:38:08,520 Mostly of regret. 654 00:38:08,521 --> 00:38:11,359 You treated her like shite. 655 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,639 Regret that I ever met her, 656 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:16,559 that we ever picked up where we left off, 657 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:19,839 cos truth be told, there was nothing left to pick up. 658 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,639 But, I got me tea made. Me washing done... 659 00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,279 A good nosh now and again. 660 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,160 You bastard! 661 00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:31,319 All she needed to hear was, "I love you", and she was on her knees. 662 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,840 I've had better sex but my shirts have never been whiter. 663 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,519 I wondered when the real Patty would resurface. 664 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:43,400 And here she is. 665 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,120 So, this is goodbye then, is it? 666 00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:58,839 I can't see any reason to stay. 667 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,760 Where did you go when you left here? 668 00:39:00,761 --> 00:39:03,439 What turned you from the godless old crone we knew 669 00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,679 into the God-fearing crone now before us? 670 00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:09,639 Much like yourself, I lived a selfish life, 671 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:14,319 attending to my needs before even considering the needs of others. 672 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:18,039 And then I went back to Ireland and, while there, 673 00:39:18,040 --> 00:39:23,679 had what I can only describe as my Road To Damascus experience. 674 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:27,239 Oh, so God just popped up and showed you the error of your ways? 675 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:29,279 Yeah? Well, I don't believe a word. 676 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,559 I think little Patty clocked the Jesus freaks and thought, 677 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:36,479 "Bingo! Free meals and a roof over me head for the rest of me life." 678 00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:38,919 I wouldn't expect you to believe. 679 00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:42,479 I was a lost sheep and God saved me. 680 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,039 Liar. 681 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:47,799 May He strike me down here and now 682 00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,280 if I tell a word of a lie. 683 00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,439 Matty? 684 00:40:47,440 --> 00:40:48,519 I'm going. 685 00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:49,559 Good. 686 00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,479 No. I mean, I'm leaving this. 687 00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:54,039 You don't have to leave this. Just here. 688 00:40:54,040 --> 00:40:56,679 My head's full of everything I've been missing. 689 00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,519 You can have it all, you know. I think God would let you. 690 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,959 How can I preach purity when all I want to be is impure? 691 00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:06,839 Preach goodness, when all I want to do is bad? 692 00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,640 I'm not worthy. They deserve better than me. 693 00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,359 What you want to do, it's normal. 694 00:41:15,360 --> 00:41:16,719 It's not bad. 695 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:18,719 But I want it to be bad. 696 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:21,320 I want to bite the apple, Kelly. 697 00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,200 Thank you. 698 00:42:06,720 --> 00:42:07,999 Anyone? 699 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,440 Nothing. 700 00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:28,079 See you got my present, then? 701 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:29,200 I won't ask where it came from. 702 00:42:29,201 --> 00:42:30,399 'No, don't.' 703 00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:31,480 You got my present? 704 00:42:31,481 --> 00:42:34,159 I got it. 705 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:38,919 Listen, next time you're saving souls round here, come save mine. 706 00:42:38,920 --> 00:42:40,840 Bye. 707 00:42:44,600 --> 00:42:47,999 They say the damage to my spine is irreparable. 708 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,399 I'll never walk again. 709 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,959 You've taken it very well, I'll give you that. 710 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,519 I've got my life back, Frank. 711 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,999 What could be better? 712 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,679 I don't understand. 713 00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,759 The police will be here any minute. 714 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:02,399 And what I tell them depends very much on you. 715 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:04,519 How do you mean? 716 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,839 Everyone on the estate knows how much you hated me. 717 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,920 Everyone knows how much you wanted me out the picture. 718 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,719 If you agree to have me move back, 719 00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:18,079 then I agree not to tell the police 720 00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:21,079 you pushed me down the stairs - that you did this. 721 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,959 Well, that's just gonna be my word against... Who's gonna believe..? 722 00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:25,999 Ah! Oh, nurse! 723 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,439 Oh! Nurse! 724 00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,959 Pain, oh! 725 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,439 Oh! 726 00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,400 We'll have to increase your morphine. 727 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:35,439 I'm just going to check with the doctor. Hang on there, Patty. 728 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,800 Oh! Oh! 729 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,679 Wouldn't you be better off back on the bus, 730 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,799 amongst your own kind? 731 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:51,799 With those Bible bashing bastards? I can't stand the feckin' sight of them! 732 00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:53,719 I want to be amongst folk I know. 733 00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:56,479 Familiar faces, surroundings. 734 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,159 I want to come home. 735 00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:02,440 And I wanted to make your life a feckin' misery, Frank. 736 00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,439 'I ran into that old boyfriend a few years ago. 737 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,199 'I was out with the girls in town, 738 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,799 'turned a corner and bang, there he was. 739 00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:28,399 'No longer a possible replacement for Robbie or Gary. 740 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,880 'His face was etched with all the wrong he'd done. 741 00:44:30,881 --> 00:44:32,439 'All the pain he'd caused.' 742 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440 Oh, they're here! 743 00:44:33,441 --> 00:44:35,519 'And, if I believed in God, 744 00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:39,759 'I'd like to think he'd had every sin that he'd ever committed 745 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:43,719 'scratched into his face as a warning to others 746 00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:46,000 'to keep their distance - to beware. 747 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,720 'That's if I believed in God.' 748 00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:56,599 What are you going on about? It's a scratch card! 749 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,599 (REPORTER) Tonight, a pensioner was brutally assaulted 750 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,359 in her home in Belvedere Road... 751 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:05,839 If it gets any clearer, I'll be topping meself. 752 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,280 It's Frank's name on the line. 753 00:45:07,281 --> 00:45:08,800 Yeah, and his head. 754 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,479 Don't know how you missed him! 755 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,559 What the fuck? 756 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,359 Forensics rustled a few new words up for you, Frank. 757 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:17,359 DNA. 758 00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,799 Positive match. 759 00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:21,719 If it was you, that'd be us finished. 760 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,840 I need Kev! Where is he? 761 00:45:22,865 --> 00:45:28,165 Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd, MemoryOnSmells 762 00:45:28,215 --> 00:45:32,765 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 55087

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