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Taking care of plants is supposed to be good for your health
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It lowers your blood pressure
Connects you with the universe
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And it's something you just get to love.
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My plants reject my love.
Maybe they're teenagers.
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I try, but it's just so hard
being both father and mother to them. Eh.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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What's wrong?
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There was a message.
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Uncle walter died.
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Oh, no, Todd. Yeah, I...
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
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Are you okay?
No, I'm fine. Um, he was your uncle.
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What?!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, my God. This is
my first family death.
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It's my first funeral.
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Oh, poor warren...
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wa... wally... what?
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Walter. Walter.
He was your dad's stepbrother. Oh.
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And to be honest, he kind of hated him.
Yeah, but still, someone died.
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I mean, that's so sad.
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I have the cutest black dress, yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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I win!
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Oh, it's an open casket, dad.
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I don't think i'm ready
to see a dead body.
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Oh, they fix 'em up to look almost real.
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They inject this rubbery
stuff into their veins, makes 'em more posable.
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It's how we get mannequins.
Dad!
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Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Come on. What?
And you, young lady, the least you could do
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is muster a tear for your uncle.
Mom, i can't. I didn't know him.
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Well, then pluck a nose hair.
Do not embarrass me in front of the family.
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Look, i don't know anybody here,
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you know, which is kind of sad for me...
because i just don't have any connection to...
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no. I'm sorry. Yes, it is sad.
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The Newlys are dropping like flies,
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and you're not exactly churning
out the replacements.
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Pow! Good one.
I'm sorry.
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It's not you. I'm sorry.
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Funerals just remind me
of the shortness of life.
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I mean, don't you even want kids?
Mom!
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Well... well, look at
her. She's doing her part.
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Look, i haven't thought about it, okay?
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There are still three keys on my key chain
I have no idea what they're for.
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Just one thing at a time.
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Just remember, you've only
got so many eggs left in there.
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At your age, your ovaries are
churning like a broken motel ice machine.
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Hey, are you not going in?
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I don't know. Are you a relative?
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Yeah. I'm sorry, but if you
could hold her for a second,
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i'll be right back. Yeah. Okay.
I just waited so long to see Walter dead.
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Thank you.
Okay.
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Okay.
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All right, holding a baby.
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Okay.
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Oh, you're very squirmy.
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Top-heavy...
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oh, my God, your head smells
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so... so, so good.
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I'm so sorry for your loss.
Do you want a handkerchief?
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I want a baby!
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Samantha Who? 2x11
The Dog
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oh, my God! Look at this!
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Can you believe we were this small?
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Oh, i'd kill to fit into that.
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I don't know what it is. It's like i smelled that baby,
and something unleashed in me, you know?
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You know, how birds, they
feed their young by, like... bleh in their mouths?
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I used to think that was totally gross.
Now i think it's beautiful.
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Now i want a baby.
I want to puke in its mouth.
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You used to puke in your own mouth. I miss those days.
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Ah! He did it again.
That was Walter's lawyer.
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Son of a bitch left me an airplane.
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We won an airplane? Yeah,
4-seater, single engine, beauty.
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Howard, that's wonderful.
Let's go to south beach for lunch.
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Regina, can't you see
that walter is taunting me from the grave?
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Howard, please. No, he's saying
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Well, screw him. I'm gonna sell it and buy a
pinball machine.
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No, you're not.
Oh, yes, i am.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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I am not gonna buy into this ridiculous
competition between you two.
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We have an airplane!
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I'm gonna sign up for flying lessons.
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So take that Paula Drake, and your
precious little koi pond!
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Mr. Cellophane, no. Get our
new doggy out of your mouth.
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Do you know how long it
takes to adopt a baby? It's so stupid.
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What if I don't want a baby in two years?
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Yeah, that may be the
point. Y... hey, you know
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what they used to make us do in
high school?
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They used to give us an egg
and we'd have to carry it around for the week
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So we, you know,
got to see how hard it is to take care of something. Here. Try it.
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Oh, i wasn't ready.
Indeed.
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Your dog's eating my baby.
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No. No, no, no, no. Sam. Sam.
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Look.
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Oh, my God. They think you're pregnant.
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You're going to make a wonderful mother.
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She won't. That's not a baby.
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That a bagel. I ate a bagel.
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That's what i get for eating
breakfast one time in 20 years.
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Everybody gets to be a mommy but me.
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Mr. Cellophane, no. Release your
foster puppy.
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Come o... sam, will you
hold him for a second?
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Dena?
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Sam...
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Hey, you like him? His name's baby.
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A dog? No. No.
Isn't he cute?
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Hi. Get you off of there.
You get off of there.
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Sam, a dog is a lot of work.
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I can handle it.
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I already dropped him, and
he totally didn't break.
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Come on. Let's go take him for a
walk. Sam, no. I don't want a dog.
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Fine. Good. Then more dog for me.
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No, I'm serious. It's your dog. I'm not helping.
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Yeah, well, you know what? I'm serious.
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I'm seriously insulted
that you even think that i would need your help.
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I mean, it's... it's not
like it's 1862 or something.
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Women can have dog babies on their own.
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Look, i assure you, it's not
gonna impact you in any way.
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And i would like to buy that shoe.
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Okay, bedtime.
Mommy has to work in the morning, so night-night.
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♪ oh, i like you so very much ♪
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♪ so much, in fact,
i gotta wake you up ♪
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♪ it's not that i have words to speak ♪
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♪ i just wanna see you looking at me ♪
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♪ and wait ♪
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♪ in that state ♪
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♪ in an hour when the sun
comes up, we're gonna... ♪
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of course. Hello?
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Samantha?
Mom.
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Mom, why are you
calling me so early?
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It's 11:00. You were supposed
to cover our showing today.
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What? What? Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
Samantha, if you're not gonna take
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this job seriously,
then don't do it.
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Look at me! I'm an aviatrix!
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Okay, let's fly. Give me the keys.
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Uh, soon, yes, but I...first, i need you to sign this release form.
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Release form? What for?
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In case something happens. Like what?
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Oh, you mean like i'm the first
woman to fly around the world?
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I'm not signing away my life story.
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No, that... that's not gonna happen.
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No, this just says we're not responsible
if you have an incident.
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With?
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The ground.
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Look, could i just drive it
around the parking lot instead?
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Hey, look. We're even.
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Jimmy Choo.
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Though it's not his fault.
It has the word "chew" right in it.
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All right, come here, you.
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Look, you have a good day.
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When i get back, we're
gonna have a nice, long nap. All right?
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You two be good.
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Oh, my cell phone.
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one of us was not good.
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Yes, yes,
I'm gonna wear you like a little sweater,
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and then i'm gonna get some coffee right now,
and then you and I are gonna go everywhere, okay?
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What?
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Oh, come on.
That wasn't there before.
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Uh, one house drip, please.
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That's a bad dog owner, huh?
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I mean, who is it?
I don't know.
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Frank. What are you doing here?
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You realize i'm not actually
attached to your building, don't you?
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I'm on a break.
Oh. Yeah, i'm just getting some coffee.
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My new little doggy and i were up all night,
just playing and frolicking and...
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yes, i heard from your neighbors.
What, they heard him barking?
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No. They heard you crying.
Here you go. No.
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Laughing, Frank. I was laughing.
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Oh, God. I'm in hell, Frank.
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I mean, he's... he
chews furniture all day, he spins around all night.
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I mean, doesn't he know he's
not gonna catch his tail?
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Like, does he not understand
that? I remember those nights.
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Maddie's first night in the house,
my wife and i were up every five minutes.
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Oh, yeah? What kind of breed is she?
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Maddie's your daughter, isn't she?
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Yes. God, you have a daughter,
frank. I mean, how do you do it?
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24 hours with a dog, and i
am absolutely losing my mind.
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I mean, what am i gonna
do if i have a child?
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You know, i used to be a tour guide.
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Frank, my attention span is like...
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people were allowed to
get off at Wrigley Field.
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When they got back on, i
counted
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and I couldn't leave until the same number
of people got back on.
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That's parenting.
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If, at the end of the day, you
have the same number of kids you started out with,
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Right. Yeah. That's a... that's a good goal. I can do that.
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Thank you.
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What? Baby... he was just right here.
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Oh, no. Oh, no. Baby!
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Another tip... tie your child up inside.
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Oh, bad mommy.
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Oh, good. You're here.
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Um, i'm just curious. Did you happen to take any
pictures of baby this morning? That would make a good poster?
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You lost the dog, didn't you?
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Huh. Well, look who's all
full of questions suddenly about the dog.
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I thought you didn't care, which
is why you wouldn't
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watch him, which is why I had him to lose.
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Dena is gonna be very disappointed in you.
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Okay, so shouldn't we be out looking for the dog?
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I've been looking,
okay? But don't you help. No, no, please.
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I'd rather you
do the "I told you so" dance, because as you said
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I cannot take care of a dog,
much less a baby.
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Okay, i get it. You're mad
at me because i was right.
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And there it is. Wow.
That did not take long at all.
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Hey, everyone!
Todd is right! You hear that, Chicago?
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Yeah, you know what? I-I think
I'm gonna go out for a while.
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Yeah, you know what? You
should, 'cause i'm sure everybody wants to see
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Here he comes, Chicago!
Start the parade!
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Crap. Another plant died.
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Where's sam? Oh, i
guess she's running late.
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You know new dog owners...
it always takes them forever to get out of the house.
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I guess we're gonna talk now, huh? Fun.
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So what's with all the baby stuff?
I thought you were gonna tell the press you aren't pregnant.
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Well, i was going to,
but then the stores just started sending me things.
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Look at this bag... - $3,000.
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Gorgeous.
Isn't that a diaper bag?
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Not unless it has a diaper in it.
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What the hell is this for?
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Oh, i just figured it out. Ah.
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Here we go.
Martini....
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And for the famous pregnant lady,
I brought you a club soda.
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A club what? What's in there?
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Club soda.
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I saw you in the tabloids.
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No drinking.
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All right, that's not gonna happen.
All right,isten up, everyone!
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I am not pregnant.
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I am thin. I am... i am very thin.
Take a picture. Tell your friends.
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Sure, have a sip.
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You rang? Yeah, thanks for coming up.
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I'm on hold with one of the shelters,
but i need you to take these
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flyers and pass them out, okay?
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You lost your horse, too?
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I had to draw from memory, all right?
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You remembered you had a horse?
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Hey! I came to see e doggy.
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You think she saw me?
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Hey. I'm sorry about that.
The stupid door keeps slamming.
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Seriously, Frank, someone's
gonna lose a finger.
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Guess which one I'd miss most.
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Hey, you know what? Dena,
I was just about to turn in.
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Oh, i'll just be a second. Where's baby?
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Um, he's out, um, like a light. Oh. He's sleeping.
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Oh, well, he'll want to see me. Baby!
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Yeah, he won't come.
He's... he's really, really stupid. Oh, shy.
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He is shy. He is so shy.
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Oh, well, uh, i want
to give him his new toy.
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You know, i'm gonna be honest with you.
I have given him so many toys.
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But he'll want this one from his aunt Dena. Won't you?
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Won't you, baby, huh? Won't
you, Baby? Yes, you will.
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Oh, whew. Hey. He just
ran right into the closet.
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He's quick. Did you see him go in there?
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Oh, look at that. So cute.
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Oh, okay. I'll just take a peek.
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No. Just... here, i'll
take it. I'll take the toy. I'll give it to him. Oh.
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Hey there, you.
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Oh! Whoa! Was I wrong.
He really loves... he loves this toy.
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I'm gonna get it!
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Oh, boy. He's a real fighter!
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I won.
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So where's the dog?
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Oh, he, uh, just scooted
right on out of here.
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Probably went underneath
the bed or somethin'.
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Oh! Okay. No! No! Don't
look under the bed.
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Don't look under the bed. No! Why not?
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No, because... oh, boo.
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Your christmas present
is underneath there.
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Really? This early?
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Oh. Yeah, I saw it in the store,
and i was like, "that is so Dena," so i got it.
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Hey look who I found outside.
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Merry Christmas.
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Hey, Regina, can i come in?
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I, uh, i just got a call
from your instructor.
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He wanted to lock up for the night.
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I can't do it, Howard.
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I can't go up in this thing.
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Well, let's sell it then.
I mean, it gets lousy mileage on the highway.
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No, we can't sell it.
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This plane was gonna
make us do things...
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Zip off to Atlantic
City for the weekend,
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Fly to Bora Bora,
have a massage from bare-chested men
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who fed us mangoes
and rubbed our feet...
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doesn't sound sanitary.
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I wanted us to be the
Newlys who have adventures.
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They're fascinating people, Howard.
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Well...
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you know, we can still do things.
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We can sell the plane
and then take a trip to bora bora.
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Really? You'd go?
Well, yeah. Why not?
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You get to see one of those fire dances
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and get a massage... from a woman.
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Oh, we could, huh?
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00:16:13,752 --> 00:16:17,252
And we'd have enough left
over to buy a pinball machine.
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I win.
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00:16:27,449 --> 00:16:30,906
I'm so sorry, Dena. I-I
just took my eyes off of him for one second.
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00:16:30,941 --> 00:16:33,705
Well, don't beat
yourself up, sam. I mean, dogs run away.
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00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:36,623
That's why we inject microchips
into their necks, right?
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I mean, yes, we do.
Don't we put things in your neck?
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00:16:39,787 --> 00:16:42,984
I'm trying to get one into Chase,
but he's a light sleeper, so...
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well, thank you.
Bye. Bye.
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00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:49,886
Oh, hey, thanks for finding him.
Where was he?
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Side street...
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00:16:51,293 --> 00:16:54,043
Oh. Staring in the
window of a shoe store.
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You know, the thing
is, before he got lost,
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it's like a small part of me was
wishing i had never gotten him,
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but then when he was gone,
all i could think about was, please be okay.
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00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:06,173
Well, he does sort of grow on ya. Yeah.
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00:17:06,946 --> 00:17:10,279
You know, maybe tomorrow we could take
him to the park. No, I'm giving him away.
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00:17:10,872 --> 00:17:12,770
What? Wait. Sam.
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00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,847
No, i'm not ready to feel like that...
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00:17:14,882 --> 00:17:17,449
thinking and worrying
that much about something.
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00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:19,933
I mean, I get lost myself,
like, nine times a day.
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00:17:19,968 --> 00:17:22,687
I'm already enough to handle. Well, sure.
316
00:17:22,722 --> 00:17:24,129
Yeah, wh-whatever you want.
317
00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:28,255
I mean, it's up to you.
I mean, why start including me in any decisions around here?
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00:17:31,525 --> 00:17:34,092
Hey, Todd? Do you know
where the corkscrew is?
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00:17:34,139 --> 00:17:37,989
I know we had it when we
snuck wine in the movies.
320
00:17:42,984 --> 00:17:45,328
What's this?
Oh, it's nothing. Give it to me.
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00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,372
Baby names? Oh, it was on sale.
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00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:48,977
I collect names. Give it.
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00:17:49,012 --> 00:17:51,356
Hmm. You highlighted some. Let's see.
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00:17:51,907 --> 00:17:53,864
"Cynthia"... no.
325
00:17:55,095 --> 00:17:58,010
And Holden. Holden Deepler.
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00:17:58,409 --> 00:18:01,371
Oh, God, i would have no
problem spanking that kid.
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00:18:01,421 --> 00:18:04,124
I was goofing around. You
said you might be pregnant.
328
00:18:04,186 --> 00:18:05,979
When? Three days ago.
329
00:18:06,014 --> 00:18:09,505
You were gonna take a test.
I did. I passed. No baby.
330
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:12,837
Wait. You took the
test without me there?
331
00:18:13,027 --> 00:18:15,312
What, you wanted to watch me pee?
332
00:18:15,347 --> 00:18:19,306
Because, you know, i could
direct you to some web sites, if that's what you're into.
333
00:18:19,492 --> 00:18:23,592
No, forget it. No baby...
that's all i wanted to know. It's great.
334
00:18:23,898 --> 00:18:26,113
I'll just open up the wine.
335
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,393
How about Gaylord? Gaylord deepler?
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Here. Stay there.
337
00:18:52,324 --> 00:18:54,680
Hey. Why are you acting this way?
338
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:03,600
Because when a guy storms out of a room,
he likes to slam a door,
339
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:07,490
and i don't have a door,
and you can't slam a couch.
340
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:14,627
Look, i'm sorry i didn't
involve you in this... or anything.
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00:19:15,283 --> 00:19:16,483
I just...
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00:19:17,498 --> 00:19:19,994
I can't play house with you, okay?
343
00:19:20,029 --> 00:19:23,193
Huh? I mean, it's hard
enough living here, remembering we're not together,
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00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,310
and then you bring in
something to care about and expect us to act like a family,
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00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:28,500
and i have to remember,
we're not that either.
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00:19:29,439 --> 00:19:33,472
See? This is what I mean...
someone so self-involved
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00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:37,134
that doesn't even realize that
you're going through something should not be raising a baby.
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00:19:38,956 --> 00:19:40,222
Yet.
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00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:43,984
Don't move. He's sleeping.
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00:19:47,008 --> 00:19:48,754
Wait. Wh-wh-what? I have
to stand here all night?
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00:19:48,789 --> 00:19:51,865
Yeah. I'll get you a
blanket. No, no, no. Sam. Sam.
352
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:54,200
Shh. Don't move. Don't you move.
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00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:02,438
It is kind of remarkable we
have this instinct to nurture,
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00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:04,773
to raise another living creature.
355
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,627
Do we do it to feel important?
To be the center of someone's universe?
356
00:20:12,770 --> 00:20:15,161
That's more like it. Oh!
357
00:20:17,891 --> 00:20:20,164
maybe we want it to turn us
into someone we want to be
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00:20:20,199 --> 00:20:22,172
but aren't ready to be. Here you go.
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00:20:22,207 --> 00:20:24,586
Someday, maybe, just not yet.
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00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,773
being a parent is pretty
much all sacrifice,
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00:20:30,808 --> 00:20:33,503
so until i can give another
person all that it takes,
362
00:20:33,538 --> 00:20:36,726
i'm gonna stick to my
plants, Holden and Cynthia.
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00:20:36,960 --> 00:20:39,660
You can leave these things
anywhere, and they stay put.
364
00:20:43,057 --> 00:20:44,207
Sorry, Frank!
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00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,894
and at least now i know
that when i am ready,
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i might not have to fly solo.
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